/who/ - Sarah Jane adventures general

Previously: >>84613168

hello,

DR. WHO IS SHIT

I SHIT ON WHO
I SHIT ON /WHO/
I SHIT ON YOU

(you)

SHIT CRAP
/who/ is shit
trips are shit

CAPALDICK IS the WORST Dr WHO EVER
old faggot with a tiny dick. At least Matt Smith has a big penis.

Nardole: if you LIKE Nardole YOU A FAGGOT

hear me? hear me?
DR WHO IS SHIT
capalshit
moffashit
shitnall
RTURD

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>>84620507
Mein Fuhrer, with all due respect, Katy Manning looked fucking ancient seven years ago and will probably dead soon. You may as well give a show to William Russell.

>>84620743
doctor poo

The Doctor? No, I don't think so! No, dear me, no.

FUCKING GOAT HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HARTNELL SO FUCKING HYPED BUT I BET CLARAS APPEARANCE WILL RUIN IT

>>84620743
it's not funny or entertaining to read this

>>84620785
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>>84620743
Get way to start off a thread guys!

>>84620786
t. pleb faggot

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Reminder.

>>84620756
Maybe Capaldi pumped her full of his regenerative semen?

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, 12/Bill “I'm a lesbian” Potts) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho
And free scenario prompts:
http://games.usvsth3m.com/drwho/

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.) Due date is tentatively August 22nd.

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged

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>>84620826

> Post yfw William Hartnell used to be called "Bill" by his friends and his wife's name was HEATHER

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>>84620813
Introducing Kris Marshall as The Doctor

>>84620743
Take your (You) and fuck offerino

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>>84620824
reminder is the limbos of shit characters

>>84620785
How is she going to ruin it when she's only gonna appear for a few seconds?

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>>84620866

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>It's an Ivanka Trump gets abzorbed into the Abzorbaloff's trumper/arse episode

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>>84620869
Everyone noticed this in like March, m8

>>84620889
I will never fuck offerino NEVER
I'd prefer to shoot me in the back

Speaking of Katy Manning, can someone give me a quick rundown on Iris Wildthyme?

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>>84620908
"Cwawa is my weast favouwite companion. I'm pweased the waven kiwwed hewr."
~ The Doctor

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>>84620733
STOP RUNING MY THREAD!!!

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>>84620990
pepi poupee

>>84620990
Linking to the last thread is ruining your thread?

Was the next Doctor ever predictable? Just asking.

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>>84620990
no

So wait, why can't the Doctor just go back for Nardole and friends on the ship?

>>84621058
>So wait, why can't the Doctor just go back for Nardole and friends on the ship?
because he fucking hates nardole

Capaldi, the ultimate fanboy Doctor, never got to meet the Brig properly because Courtney died, never got to meet K9, never got to meet Sarah Jane because Sladen died, never got to meet Jo Grant, never got to meet Ian Chesterton, fucksake

>>84621058
see >>84621073

depending on Chris
>ho Doctor you're back!
or
>ho noes the big black hole! I can't

>>84620990
What did he legitmately mean by this?

>>84620990
>>84620990
>>84620990

STOP RUNING MY THREAD!!!

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>>84621031
Every fucking time

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Post THICC

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>>84621367

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>>84621367

>>84621293
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>>84621391
MODS

>>84621147
But he met first and Mondasians.

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>>84621430

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the next doctor

>>84621484
But no Voord or Quarks or Mechanoids or Chumblies :(

>>84621512
YEs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhdaaQKOZqo

>>84621541
nO

>>84621517
Fuck, imagine if we got the Voord instead of the topknots in the finale.

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>>84621517
>tfw no SHEEP mechanoid two-parter written by Moffat

>>84621575
We still have Christmas. There's still hope. Imagine if Capaldi has loads of cameos like Time of the Doctor, but they're all Hartnell era cameos.

Monoid! Voord! Fungoid! Christmas tree man from Mission to the Unknown! (etc)

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>The Doctor will never know that Missy stood with him
I'm sad guys, especially since it looks like she won't regen.

>>84621639
I'd kek if the Celestial Toymaker comes back, knowing that Phil Sandifer hates it because muh racism and he'd be fuming cos his favourite Doctor's final story is muh racist

>>84621662
at least the master is finally dead

Omega can come back


MASTER DEAD
OMEGA ALIVE

>>84621512
Can only see a cameo in the special because she's doing the second season on that Victoria show.

>>84621639
>Time of the Doctor
But that was shit...

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>There is a parallel universe where Nardole got upgraded and Heather had to save him instead
>*Cyber-dumps in the TARDIS toilet*

>>84621512
Jenna as the Doctor would be my wet dream

>>84621689
Queen Victoria was the doctor all along. They made the Master a (fictional) Prime Minister so why not have the doctor be a monarch?

>>84621703
TDF already did it 100x better on Saturday anyway

/who/ what would be a better title for The Doctor Falls?

>>84621639
They should see the Robo Doctor and get an Edmund Warwick lookalike.

>>84621844
The Alliance

>>84621802
Well TDF is literally one of if not the best finale in Who history.

>>84621844
The Doctor Falls No More

>>84621844
I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Back Up Again)

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>>84621639
>Christmas tree man from Mission to the Unknown!
call him by his TRUE NAME >:(

>>84621844
Final Hour

>>84621924
Slinky? Party Popper? Dark Eyes?

How come when the Doctor meets up with himself only great things happen but when the Master does it only terrible things happen?

>>84621844
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>>84621913
https://twitter.com/pipmadeley/status/881138260046749696

>>84621639
I would legitimately like to see the Varga Plants again. Such a creepy thing.

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>>84621944
SENTREAL

>>84621512
How would that make sense?

>>84621965
Tennant and Smith always said playing The Doctor was a physical job.

>>84622015
The Master is dead and yet he will come back....
doesn't make any sense

https://burrunjor.com/2016/11/21/why-third-wave-feminism-and-social-justice-warriors-have-ruined-doctor-who/
Was he right?

>>84622015
Same way 12 choosing his face deliberately based on someone else did

>>84622040
>yet he will come back
He won't? He shot himself with a laser that makes him unable to regenerate.

>>84622014
Ah yes, Mr Springy Bouncer. No wonder the other delegates couldn't take him seriously.

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http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Rueam42TK78YEv_TmpEhmg/

Who's been doing this, and why?

Leave poor Twin Peaks fans alone.

>>84622069
Yes, and the Daleks exterminated him in the TV Movie, and he went up in flames in Planet of Fire, and he refused to regenerate in Series 3...

>>84622094
Pretty cool collage desu

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>>84622126
It's missing some of the kino though

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ATTENTION MONDASIAN WORKERS

what's this supposed 'cape/pool of blood' visual Talalay did?

>>84622094
>>84622140
Capaldi definitely the best new doctor by far.

>>84620665
It clearly says July you fucking mug
24 days away

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K
i
no

John Simm danced to Voodoo Child

What do you think Missy secretly danced to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc

>>84622355
She obviously sang this to 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

Clara is probably my least favorite character of all Doctor Who, of all 54 years.

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Heard you was talking shit.

>>84622607
She's cute though.

>>84622607
What a coincidence you're probably my least favorite anon of all Doctor Who General, of all four years

Clara is porbably my most favorite character of all Doctor Who, of all 54 years.

>>84620785
If clara shows up they will inevitably draw parallels to clara needing to accept her own fate
it will be characterkino

Which past companion would you most like to see with 12 for an adventure?

Hard mode: can't pick Susan.

Clara is a gorgeous and perfect angel. I want to worship her like a goddess

Jenna Louise Coleman or Jenna Coleman?

>>84622709
Clara

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>nat a ducktard
>THE duck turd

Wait the doctor can only regenerate 12 times. Matt is the eleventh but if you count war and meta-crisis, Matt is the 14th. How did Tennant regenerate a second time?

>>84622837
Wait the Master is dead. How will he come back?

>>84622837
Also why doesn't the doctor just cut his hand off after every regeneration? Why didn't cry baby 10 just cut his hand off again?

>>84622865
The Master was revived by the time lords before, they can do it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlyLAtgjQGw
was it kino?

>>84622870
>cry baby
I'll call you a crybaby when you'll be dying and praying for staying alive for a few more hours.

>>84622837
11+2=14 apparently

>>84622734
I prefer "Mistress" or "Queen" or whatever title she would prefer I use in order to demonstrate my submission

>>84622905
I don't have the ability to regenerate, nor can I just cut my hand off and negate any negatives of regeneration.

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Do you think Time Lords sometimes use their touch telepathy when they bang, or what?

Just imagine how rad that would be.

>>84622837
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, War, 9, 10, 10 being greedy, 11
That's still a total of 12 times he regenerated.

>>84622911
You somehow ignored the part that matters.

>>84622934
I'll call you a crybaby when you'll going to refuse to cut your hand off because it's painful.

>>84622976
It didn't seem to hurt in The Christmas Invasion. Hell River gets riddled with bullets and isn't phased post regen.

If the 12th doctor remembers that river is going to die why doesn't he give her some regeneration energy so that she won't.

>>84622970
None of that comment mattered. He got a new regeneration cycle so the amount of regenerations he has doesn't matter.

You have to be retarded to not realise that the Doctor (including War and Meta-crisis) regenerated 12 times to become the 11th Doctor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbLzzOYOYc
Did nobody notice he had that wound on his head in this?

>>84623006
He was in the first 24 hours hours after regen.

>>84623068
How did River get to Amy's wedding?

>>84623093
Right, so why couldn't he cut his hand off during the first 24 hours of the meta crisis regen? Presumably even a finger would do.

>>84623121
Why didn't the 7th doctor check what was outside the TARDIS before walking out to his death? Because this programme is poorly written. Who cares?

>>84623121
He could've chopped his cock off and grown another one.

>>84623121
Because he was in a hurry and had some daleks to stop.

>>84623121
Because it probably fucking hurts

The idea of the Doctor having a nightmarish collection of his own body parts, glowing with regeneration energy, lying around sounds hilariously disturbing though

>>84623179
Ten could have done this and given it to Rose, she would have always been happy

>>84623179
>Everybody gets my cock Rose, just this once!

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Captcha dropping Christmas special spoilers...

>>84623199
But we just established that it doesn't during the 24 hours after a regeneration as The Christmas Invasion showed. Tenth Doctor is vain enough to do that, so why didn't he? He presumably was fearful of his death before The End of Time.

>>84623199
Imagine if he had a severed head kept alive by regeneration energy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfNg2gTVSdQ
>moff taking influence from 10 in end of time
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
What happened to "regeneration is time lord for man flu"?

>>84623232 => >>84623185

>>84623269
Cutting his hand off wouldn't take very long.

>>84623173
>Huh, scanner says we're in a civilised country on Earth, no need for any specific environmental precautions
>gets shot by niggers
pottery

>>84623269
>>84623298
Either way, what was stopping 12? He could've gutted out those kidneys he didn't like.

>>84623310
Chinks actually, yellow niggers.

>>84623298
He probably didn't think of that because daleks were about to detonate the reality bomb.

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>>84623199
They say the first thing you notice about the Doctor of War is his collection of hands. For many, it's also the last.

>>84623328
Why didn't him from the future solve that problem while he was cutting his hand off?

>>84623348
I'm on mobile so can't see the full file name, someone please tell me what it is.

>>84623363
Because he already was part of the events and he couldn't time travel in or out or something.

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>>84623232
>Tenth Doctor is vain enough to do that, so why didn't he?

Same reason he didn't think to get a robot to go in and press the button in the radiation cage in TEoT; because Ten is a fucking idiot.

>>84623348
That's actually terrifying

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>>84622094
>>84622140
Made a bigger one w/ more kino

>>84623327
Yeah, it just sounded more stereotypical to call them niggers.
Also, weren't they Korean?

>>84623382
It's just the quote in the reply itself.

>>84623407
Arr rook same.

>>84623390
Why do they have to ruin aesthetics by making the companion black?

>>84623348
When the Clara figure comes out I hope someone strips it so we can see if there's any detail under the clothes.

Nobody ever did it for Amy though.

>>84623383
Multi-Doctor stories have happened before.

>>84623386
Where'd he get a robot?

>In an interview, Peter Cushing stated that he believed that his human incarnation of the Doctor was canon, and that his film version of the Doctor and the television Doctor were bridged together by the Celestial Toymaker. His theory was that his Doctor is a future incarnation kidnapped by the Toymaker, who "wiped his memory and made him relive some of his earlier adventures"

>>84623474
gadget gadget[/spoiler

He has a TIME MACHINE he could have just borrowed one from whereverthefuck, it's not like the cage had a timer on it

>>84623474
He has a time machine. He could spend as long as he needs to finding one then bring it back.

>>84623472
Too many

>>84623474
Go back to the first Tom Baker serial.

>>84623386
I love how he gets mad a Wilf, does that mean if the random scientist dude was still in there he would've just let that guy die?

Reminder the Golden Age is coming again, Irish Doctor and Japanese Companion.

>>84623510
wew fucked up my spoiler tags

point still stands though

time machine

>>84623524
>"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry"

>>84623518
>>84623510
Time travel doesn't matter in this show, it's just an excuse to make it anthology series.

>>84623508
That's actually pretty sweet. He was a big movie actor but still had quite good knowledge of the character he played.

>>84623508
Huh, didn't know Cushing had that kind of imagination.

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>>84623430
Nah, Chinks are plate faced down syndrome faggots with 40 cigs a day skin color, Koreans are qt as fuck. I want a Nork wife, if I am still a virgin when I get to 30 (and the regimes still going) I'm moving to Manchuria and buying one of them.

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>>84620824
>you can make out the poorly painted wooden structure

>>84623543
Not an argument.

>>84623555
why would you admit you're a virgin

>The Doctor regenerates into an Asian
>"Why is everything so blurry all of a sudden?"

>>84623579
It's pertinent to the rest of the post.

>>84623604
>"I just got three inches shorter..!"

I'm surprised they didn't reveal that Donald Trump is some kind of alien menace for the Doctor to stop.

>>84623606
Not really. You could just say you really want to marry/fuck one, you don't have to say you're a virgin.

It's the internet - you can lie.

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I work as a prop maker at the BBC, I don't work on the main show, we're developing sets and props which I will take pictures of and post on GB tomorrow. We are making props for both a UNIT Spin-off and a Master Mini-series. Chibnall has made Jamie Mathieson the showruner for the Master Spin-Off while Toby Whithouse and Chris Chibnall will oversee the UNIT Spin-off. Lots of new creatures, the Monster props for the Masters series are extremely gothic and scary ''supernatural'' you might even say, while the props for UNIT are more Alien.

>>84623632
I wonder if the Doctor's dick size changes with ever regeneration. Something for a porn parody version I guess.

>>84623651
If I could find a western woman I'd just do that, I made the point to clarify as to why I would go down the radical route of mail order brides.

>>84623678
How would a Master spin off work? Like regular Doctor Who but with him killing every character at the end of the episode?

>>84623651
>It's the internet - you can lie
I'm glad I post on /who/ where the people are nicer

>>84623678
lol if your leaks were real you'd use a tripcode so you can't be impersonated.

We know you're lying anyway

>>84623680
Of course it does. Matt Smith has a massive dick which David/Peter probably wouldn't match, so it makes sense for the Doctor's dick to change sizes.

>>84623651
Rule 1: Anonymous lies.

>>84623348
Jenny sat on the floor of the TARDIS. A shelf filled with hands, trapped in jars, lined the wall. Glowing energy leaked from the jars, lighting up her face.

Foreman took no notice of her discomfort. His face concentrated on manipulating the TARDIS.

“Do you like collecting hands?” asked Jenny.

Foreman turned to her, his face nestled in confusion. Then it cleared up, and he smiled.

“I have died, in this body, five times before,” said Foreman. He walked to her, his form looming over the girl. The green light played over Foreman's face, making him look like some dark wizard.

“Oh. I'm...sorry,” said Jenny.

“Those hands are my replacements. Upon my death, the TARDIS activates one of them, and regrows a new version of me. Hmm, might be a good time to make another,” said Foreman.

“Huh. Where do you get the hands from?” said Jenny, trying not to freak out.

Foreman took out a cleaver from below the console. He raised it above his left wrist.

“You might want to look away. This is unpleasant, but I am in war. And war requires getting your hands dirty,” said Foreman, smiling grimly.

Jenny wasn't sure whether to look away or not. Foreman brought the cleaver down, quick and sharp. Something dropped, with a fleshy thud.

Foreman picked it up, and placed it in a jar. Bright yellow light sparked from his left hand. He flexed his left hand, and grinned.

“Good as new,” said Foreman. Jenny tried to agree.

>>84623707
do you hate doctor who?

The next Doctor IS Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Expect the confirmation to come within the next few days. The Mirror are trickling out some information, some seemingly accurate, some less so. But they have the big news.
Last night, on BBC Newsnight, there was a very quick segment at the end, showing a couple of clips of The Doctor Falls where characters speak about women (and not even the biggest flags), and then said “So... the bookies’ favourite, Phoebe Waller-Bridge... could she be the next Doctor?” and showed an interview with her where she was asked. She completely choked on her answer, eventually saying something like “I’m... not....... allowed to say aaaanything on that... either way?”
That in itself was a big hint. But the fact the BBC (a different part of the BBC, but the BBC all the same) were discussing in Newsnight, the possible identity of the next Doctor is at least as big a hint, if not more so. None of the other contenders were mentioned.
The next Doctor is Phoebe Waller-Bridge

>>84623678
I'd be more interested in the prop-making to be honest.

How did you get started? What kind of things have you made? How do you make them?

Let's pretend.

>>84622014
what if dr who had a gun

>>84623760
I'll kill myself and get my wife to post a picture on here if she's the doctor

>>84623784
You’re gonna be killing yourself and getting your wife to post a picture on here then

They should do a spin off set before Doctor Who: The first Doctor trying to fit into society and pretend to be a human. Make it a sit-com.

>>84623804
Good, I've always wanted to kill myself anyway

>>84623760
Post a clip. We had proof with Bradley.

>>84623739
It's just as nightmarish as I hoped, wew

>>84623759
Goodness no, why do you ask?

>>84623760
>Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
Eww, she's uggo.

>>84623831
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/882362899766706177

>dr. who will have a crush on a young sporty guy in your lifetime

how do you feel

>>84623915
Like I relate.

Let's be real

Bad Wolf arc is actually great

>>84623915
If it is going to be a nigger or a muslim I want it to be gay as well, just to piss off those communities.

>>84623967
Why?

>>84623760
Fuck, I hope not.

>>84623760

After that interview she was asked again and she straight up denied it. She's working on Fleabag series 2 and the Han Solo movie anyway.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/phoebe-waller-bridge-doctor-who_uk_591972cee4b0031e737ed15c


If it was her I don't think they'd allow that segment to air anyway.

Marshall is one of the only contenders to not say anything. I think it's him. The Mirror also said it's Marshall, who knows, they could be wrong about both of them.

>>84623915
He could do that as a man. I'm a dude, I fancy a few of the Doctors.

I want to die

>>84623859
>https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/882362899766706177
A clip from 2 months ago...since denied by her at the baftas. Writing fleabag 2, bbc america stuff and hans solo. No chance its her.

>>84623985
It's exactly that interview nightnews is referring to.
> “I am not going to be the first female Doctor, not that I know of.

Well, she won't. There was on in comic relief.

Post Heather

There are people who actually want Kris Marshall as the Doctor. What the fuck is wrong with people.

>>84624050
Have you seen Death in Paradise?

>>84624065
Evidently he has not.

>>84623760
The fact that they're openly addressing it means it's not her.

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>>84624043

>>84624090
Reply.

>>84624090
Pls post Heather

>>84624090
kek

>>84624072
>Hasn't watched a demo reel of all favorite candidates to see which one he should root for

Naw he ain't seen shit dude

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>>84622912
>Mistress
Couldn't very well call her the Master. Now could you?

>>84624065
>>84624072
Wrong, I have seen it, and he’s not really Doctor material.

>>84624153
kek, okay m8

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>The next Doctor is a cute middle-aged lady and she has a flirtatious relationship with her younger female companion

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>>84624090
This is immunity Heather. Now you have seen her you will be protected from any "please reply" posts. As thanks please reply with more Heather.

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>>84624090

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OH SHIT
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
OH MY FUCKIGN GOD
CHRIST ITS HER

>>84620833
https://pastebin.com/WfAz2mmD

i know this is gonna be too long for what i want it to be, but a final opinion thus far would be nice so when i pick it up again later, i'll know what to look out for

making another, familiar story

>>84624164
>implying she has a female companion

>>84624168
All above average. None considered bad. Also can I point out Moffat wrote good episodes, still a shit showrunner.

>>84623760
Oh, and another thing - Phoebe Waller-Bridge was in Broadchurch, so has worked with Chris Chibnall.

>>84624182
FEMALE HAND
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>>84624090
rude

>>84624168
>7.5/10
the silurian 2 parter is worse than Hell Bent.

>>84624042

There's been multiple interviews, ine one she said she's not allowed to say one way or another, then afterwards in another she says it's not her.

Also this >>84624077

Capaldi wasn't even allowed to tell his family for a while.

Natalie Dormer's in the running!

https://www.oddschecker.com/tv/doctor-who/next-doctor

>>84624292

Hasn't she always been on there? If not I wouldn't be surprised if her name's popped up simply because people on GB have mentioned her quite a bit recently.

I wouldn't mind if it was her actually.

>>84624182
>>84624239
>>84624240
She's obviously not the next Doctor, how can you be so dense? Why would the BBC put out some shit on Newsnight spoiling the reveal?

>>84624374
Because they are stupid.

>>84624266
She said “It’s not me, *as far as I’m aware*”.
She’s clearly actually auditioned for the role.

Also, they’re filming the Christmas special now. Whoever is taking over is going to be filming their regeneration soon.

>As per these filming reports, we're led to believe Amy is River Song's mother, River Song is the Doctor's lover, Rory is Amy's husband, and the girl who is a prisoner in the spacesuit is the daughter of Amy, or even River Song?

This all sounds a bit incestuous to me, and reminds me more of Dallas than Doctor Who, and more RTD than Moffat. It can't all be true, surely? How many red herrings can you smell?

lmao

http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/04/doctor-whos-amy-river-song-it-all.html

>>84624374
Doctor Who and Newsnight are totally different sections of the BBC.
Why would they do that? Because the Mirror have more information and are going to press with it.

>>84624422
They'd announce it officially with a small press release or something, not on Newsnight.

BASED MOFFAT

https://twitter.com/TomSpilsbury/status/881240732295716864

>>84624469
Except it’s going to be revealed today, and they wanted to ninja the leaks.

>>84624545
Well if that's true prepare to see my dead body on this thread tomorrow

Remember when we thought that voice who said "fear me I killed hundreds of timelords" was the voice of omega

>>84624545
>revealed today

At 3pm?

>>84624568
It’s 2am in the UK

>>84624523
We're reaching new levels of meta-lore, Moffat is not only canonising old forgotten DWM comics but now even unaired sections of scripts.

Big Finish comes to you and says they want ideas for a new unbound series. What do you suggest?

>>84624422

If the rumours of series 11 filming this year are true then there's no way it's her, she's filming Fleabag series 2 later this year. And she's already denied it anyway, if it was her she wouldn't be allowed to.

>>84624545

Revealed by who? The Mirror? They were certain it was Marshall and that he'd appear in the series finale...

I have a really fucked up lewd fanfic request if anybody is brave enough/willing to do it

dark!ten fucking the faceless rose from the ep 'the idiot's lantern' because her consciousness is in the tv and she'd never know that it was him

>>84624627
>dark!ten
Who?

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>>84624568
In 10 hours GMT

>>84624602
What if Clara and the Great Intelligence jumping into the Doctor's timeline turned them into incarnations of the Doctor?

>>84624627
>dark!ten

Stop using retarded tumblr vocab on here.

>>84624661
>>84624643
That sort of thing predates tumblr though

>>84624627
Who even started the stupid Version!Person thing

>>84624643
It basically means evil Ten, when translated from fanfic speak.

t. fanfic writer.

>>84624700
It's an oooold trope http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/moonbeam/terms.html

>I mean shit, here it is on an angelfire website

Guys
There was a website when series 5 was broadcast
It was called something about Doctor Who Arc or something like that
It contained continuity thingies (like Matt in time of angels from the future) and a lot of cool theories (which of most of course didn't turn out to be true)
I remember that was a section called "other" or something like that and there was a theory that Adam from series 1 is Davros

I can't find it anywhere since 2011
I clearly remember that it existed but I can't find it no matter how hard I tried

Someone remember this website?

>>84624689
REEEE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LANGUAGE POLICE IF ACCURATE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IS INVOKED

>>84624606
She hasn’t denied it’s her, she said she thought it wasn’t her.

>>84624661
Simm!Master
Degaldo!Master
Gomez!Master

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>>84620665
ANJI on my TOP 10 waifus

>>84624817
Small!Moffat

>>84624834
Gay!/who/

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>>84624819
Hnng

>>84624782
Shit, I don’t know that website, but you’ve reminded me about all the old meta Doctor Who websites.
There was the “Who is the Doctor?” website from the first series. There were all the Torchwood ones. There was one for a school, there was one for a whole fake part of London... There were so many ARG-like websites.

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>>84624884

>>84624886
http://www.whoisdoctorwho.co.uk/index1.shtml

That website is still up, funny enough

>>84624909
wow the exact one from the episode, this kind of web design was out dated even then.

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my friend is doctor who

I find it amazing that they actually bothered to make up these submissions.
Oh.

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>>84624904
<--Better

>>84624974
If you google the same thing Rose did, 'Doctor Blue Box', it's the first result, too :^)

>>84624909
>>84624994
One of them is from Peri Brown.

>>84621687
Fuck omega wheres the rani

>>84625021
>>84624994
>>84624909
Is this, dare I say, promotingkino?
Why can't we have such nice things today?

>>84624909

>Marty McFly
>I know that man, he stole my DeLorean!!!

That's hilarious.

>>84625052
Because now they just make hashtags.

>>84624994
>Brittney Spears CD on my boombox

>>84625068
But hashtags aren't fun and/or intriguing

>>84625052
ARGs are fun as heck, do you remember http://www.ilovebees.co/ ? Imagine that but for Doctor Who, fans running around trying to answer ringing payphones to get a call from the Doctor and stuff.

>reads all of Interference in one go
What the fuck was that about?

>>84624994
>Mrs. Smith

my friend is doctor who

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>tfw as the days tick by you get more excited about the possibility of no doctor spoiler at all

>>84623859
Why would an official BBC outlet broadcast that if it was actually real?

Why is Doctor Who /tv/'s favorite show? and why does it have the best threads?

why is branding/promoting team is so SHIT now

why cant we have ARGs or artificial websites
why cant we have good trailers once in a while (when was the last truly HYPE trailer? series 6 as I reckon? maybe DOTD)
ree

>>84625208
DOTD trailer was hype imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGm3vT8EAQ

If Doctor will turn into female
will there be an old joke
about dalek etheric
beam locators?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYIu7Qlqh4M

>>84625273
still best trailer

>>84625285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pkgVNbg4Zo
This one is pretty good.

>>84625186
Why would they broadcast it if it wasn’t real?

>>84624909
>Bugs Nixon
>I saw him in Asda in 1979 buying up all the Star Wars figures

>Peri Brown
>He walked into my life one day, and right out of it. Interested in getting back in touch. Any information?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8
this is last trailer to make me excited as hell

>>84624909

>j q public

>Saw someone who looked like him in a university campus not too long ago. Seemed to be arguing with a little man with an umbrella

An unseen adventure with Seven and Nine?

>>84625208
It takes a lot of effort to make that work.

>>84625327
because it's clickbait
if it was real, there would be higher ups forcing them not to publish it since it would fuck with their media plan

>>84625353
>It takes a lot of effort to make that work.

I know
But how's that an excuse

>>84625331
series 6 is good, why do people hate on it? it's better than series 5.

>>84625076
There's no difference between the second half of the 90s and the first half of the 00s in UK.

FUCK GUYS
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO BROWSE 'DOCTOR WHO THEORIES' WEBSITES 6-8 years ago
REMEMBER when we thought that in the end there will be a very clever pay-off closing every plotline
REMEMBER how fucking excited we were that jacket thing was REAL (I still find it exciting that it was real)
REMEMBER?

>>84625435
Jacket thing?

>I saw him a couple a years ago outside a new building development in Totters Lane, East London. The guy seemed really confused and keep muttering, "They’re all gone, I'm the only one left". The man was either a complete loon or was drunk. Looking back I think he was probably drunk as he looked as if he'd been to a fancy dress party. He was wearing some old Edwardian outfit, not a leather jacket.

M O F F U C K E D

Calling it now:

David Bradley will be credited as Dr. Who in the Christmas ep.

>>84625465
> old Edwardian outfit
Holy fuck, 8th Doctor. Or post regen.

>>84625455
Flesh and Stone connection with Big Bang.

>>84625378
Not an excuse. But it is a reading.

Plus, would it be as easy to do an ARG now? My intuitions says yes, but perhaps no.

>>84625465
Yeah....it's still canon. Might be War Doc instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B6g71D3NXY

>>84625465
>Clive, I've just stumbled across your site, and thought you should hear this. My daughter, Bella, was born on 27/11/2004. The day before, a man, matching the description of this "Doctor", walked up to me as I was helping my wife into the car and whispered "Put this on your daughter as soon as you hold her. It'll come in useful in the Future." He shook my hand. In my palm I found a small silver cross on a chain. He smiled. No, he grinned!! I pocketed the cross, and we continued on to the hospital. I placed the cross on Bella as soon as I held her. I have a feeling she's going to need it.

>>84625574
imagine a guy actually making up these
he was proud of himself
its marketingkino

>>84625516
>>84625545
War Doctor didn’t wear Edwardian duds, that was 8.

>>84625592
Some of them actually have decent seeds of ideas for stories that haven’t been done yet.

>I was visiting the ruins of Pompeii and I saw him. I said: "Terrible what happened here, wasn't it?" He looked at me and he said: "Well, I tried to warn them..."

>>84625574
Was that an intentional reference?

>>84625596
A post-regen War, I meant.

>>84625592
It really is.

And the Peri reference is actually emotionally affecting.

>>84624994
>'Listen,' he said. 'If you try and skip your ICT A-Level, the whole world is doomed.'

So the Doctor just casually went around informing people of their futures?

>>84625639
War Doctor got his own clothes before he started fighting in the Time War.

>>84625665
Maybe this guy lied.

would you like a FULL startover like 'Rose' fpr 13?
But darker and more mysterious, not fairy tale at all, more urban legends style mysterious.

>My wife and I were married in Las Vegas in 1992, we needed a witness and a best man quickly - so we grabbed the first couple who passed by - It's uncanny how similar my best man looks to the bloke on your website. He was with a blonde haired girl of about 19 or so - I've got his signature on our marriage certificate. Doctor John Smith!

>>84625676
...and before he activated The Moment, that is.

>>84625693
Yes. I mean the 11th hour was a start over too, that seems to be what they do with every new showrunner now.

>Ray Payne

>I saw that guy in a pub in New Cross. I remember him because I said "Excuse me mate, have you got the time?" He said "Time is an abstract concept invented by man. In reality, Time does not exist." I backed away slowly. I think he'd had a few pints.

Can you imagine Nine saying that?

>>84625730
this is actually kind of creepy shit
it would make a great creepy fanfic

>>84625327
Literally the same reason for Buzzfeed top tens, and WatchMojo lists, and FraudNewsCNN broadcasting "nothing burgers"....again to quote CNN "it's ratings pure ratings"

>>84625693
I mean, Rose ultimately wasn't any more of a startover than The Eleventh Hour or, arguably, even The Pilot.

>I have no idea about the young man in the picture, but I do recall meeting an older, white haired gentlemen back in 1963 who called himself The Doctor. He had a younger girl with him who I think was his grand-daughter. I was working as an utherette at the Ritz Cinema in Totters Lane at the time. (The cinema's not there now, you know. They knocked it down and turned it into flats.) Any way, it was one evening and and we were showing a film about the fall of Rome. All this old boy kept doing was tutting and muttering that it wasn't historically accurate. He kept going on and on and upsetting the rest of the patrons so I had to ask him to leave. A right crotchetty old so and so he was, very bad tempered. Very rude too. I gave him a piece of my mind and sent him packing. I served in the Blitz and wasn't I wasn't having any of his nonsense. (I'm 81 you know.) He stormed out into the direction of an old jumkyard and I never saw him again! Thinking about it, perhaps the young man's a relation....

How come the master is always so goddamn smug and confident even though he always loses?

>>84625730
>Ray Payne

>I saw that guy in a pub in New Cross. I remember him because I said "Excuse me mate, have you got the time?" He said "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." I backed away slowly. I think he'd had a few pints.

>>84625764
doctor was mysterious and we had like zero details on who he is and what he does until the very last minute of the episode

eleventh hour:
- amey im time traveller

pilot
- bill im time traveller go into tardis

>>84625755
It’s BBC Newsnight tho, m8.
They don’t exactly compete for clickbait. Shit like this won’t get more people watching Newsnight.

What will the female doctor camp do when the show tanks harder than the eaters of light overnight ratings?

>>84625749
I might steal it for my "Doctor is a mind-corrupting virus" fic.

It's not a Ninth Doctor line, but it is a good Doctor line. I could see 12 saying that.

>>84625825
>implying someone like Phoebe Waller-Bridge wouldn’t be one of the most exciting things to happen to Doctor Who since Capaldi took over, but with even broader appeal

>>84625764
They're all basically like Spearhead from Space.

>>84625843
Just for the lesbian sex with River Song alone.

>I saw him on my school trip to Chepstow castle. Our tour guide was telling us how people would of attacked the castle. Then a man with short hair, a leather jacket and a northern accent said ''I didn't see them do it that way.'' We all looked at him puzzled and he walked away grinning. Later we heared a strange noise like some sort of engine

>I saw him reading the dictionary at Waterloo Station saying, "Yes, I suppose it is...”

I can totally see Nine doing this. Him the most out of the New Who Doctors.

>>84625811
>Ray Payne

>I saw that guy in a pub in New Cross. I remember him because I said "Excuse me mate, have you got the time?" He said "Time has seen your faces. And time...never...forgets." I backed away slowly. I think he'd had a few pints.

>>84625870
Nah, she’ll have a male companion. Some wholesome-ly conventionally attractive guy.

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Why did Moff create the War Doctor? He could've let McGann play the part and have him regenerate at the end of the 50th. Makes sense too since 9 checks his reflection in Rose and says "Could be worse. Look at the ears."

I love Love and Monsters because it's the only episode after Rose which sees the Doctor as some urban legend. I think it's fantastic.

No, my dear /who/, you must die! Die, /who/! Die, /who/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP6T1wcFwms

The Brigadier is so awesome.

>>84625994
It's the end of the thread, but the moment has been prepared for.

>>84625819
You're right, but it's not a matter of getting MORE viewers, its keeping those ratings steady for longer. Especially if its a 24 hr news circuit like here in US

So if Susan appears in the Christmas special, will they:

1. Have her "appear" offscreen with stock footage or audio

2. Have an older Susan appear, played by Carole Ann Ford

3. Have a young Susan appear, played by a new actress, but it's supposed to be the Carole Ann Ford version

4. Have Susan appear as a new regeneration (and optionally, continue appearing on the show)

Or some combination of these?

>>84626007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5CeJ5Ep8A

Season 26 was so good.

>>84626084
2

>>84626084
Susan can't regenerate, she isn't a time lord. She's just a normal Galifreyan.

I WILL NOT CHANGE

>>84626031
Anon, Doctor Who's Granddaughter, Furry porn mccoy, case of the mondas, tardybox, friends, companions I've known, I salute you. And Galifreyan Immigrant, I apologise. Physician, heal thyself.

>>84626037
That’s not what Newsnight is like at all, though.
It’s a 45 minute usually quite serious (though, with some odd light-hearted segments) politics and general news show.

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>>84624090
Sly bastard

New
>>84626314
>>84626314
>>84626314

>>84624090
Kek

I'm the last of the /who/lords