/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

>2011

third for Dunky being my neighbor

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Reminder,

last political post from me, just something I find funny
>>84560442

Ironically, the more extreme reactionaries are less anti-science. Especially toward the prospect of transhumanism

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Reminder that Croatia is canon and I have lived next door to Dunky for a while

>>84560546
No fucking way

>>84560480
What did everyone think of tonight's episode?

>>84560647
dunk!

from last thread

just finished watching mullholland drive while getting piss drunk, I understand the movie perfectly and Lynch is a genius

>>84560647
I'm so happy to see David Bowie again.

>>84560686
Along with Eyes Wide Shut, Mulholland Doctor is one of my favorite movies to watch drunk.

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FACT:
Josie was way more annoying than James.

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>>84560647
GREAT TO FINALLY HAVE COOPER

>>84560812
Why the Josie hate?

>>84560579

Yeah, like once you go far-far right which is like Nick Land and Moldbug, it's almost indistinguishable from the left if you're a normie just because of the rock hard futurism boners

I once showed /pol/ a Jacobite article by Land and they thought I was a commie lmao

>>84560617
I have a hard time believing that's what the 119 woman is referring to but if it isn't it's a hell of a coincidence.

>>84560725

I watched EWS drunk too (though I was also taking ibuprofen for back pain and WEW LAD is ibuprofen and stout a helluva combo) and also understood it quite well, like I actually got it better than a lot of /tv/ and /pol/ which made it kind of disappointing almost

>>84560980

Yellow fever in denial, or just asians who don't wanna see one of their own get BLEACHED

Just saw the last four episodes of the original series again. I need the WebM guy to make one out of the dance number minutes into "Miss Twin Peaks."

>>84560980
Best Girl always gets a lot of hate

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>84561270
Nice fanfic, pal.

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>>84561308
You'll see...

>>84560480
Stop with the "best girl" thread themes, retard.
Come up with something original like jumping man

>>84561375
jumping man worst girl

>>84561411
butthurt

>>84560609
>Missoula
Kek

Is Rabbits worth watching?

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>>84561470
Yes, of course.

>>84561470
If you've seen Inland Empire you should know what Rabbits is more or less and if you want to watch an entire half hour of it.

>>84561470
It's better than at least three of his feature films

so how was the new episode? haven't watched yet

>>84561539
you saved an screenshot i took of andy's rolex!

>>84560812
elite truthbomb

>>84561470
Yes but it's still the worst of his short films.

>>84561648
Great. BadCoop went on one of his signature rape sprees

>>84561648
David Bowie guest stars as the arm and Dr. Jacoby dies.

>>84561675
yeaaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyy! gotta sleep now, will watch in the morning

>>84561572
I have seen IE, but don't know if i want to watch the rabbits part for one hour or whatever it takes, is it at least related to IE in some way?

>>84561716
no lynch just shoved rabbits into inland empire as if that movie wasn't disjointed and messy enough

>>84561716
Rabbits was made before IE and partially influenced it. In IE the rabbits say a lot of stuff that ties into the plot but that stuff was in the short before IE was made.

>>84561729
A lot of ideas for Inland Empire came from Rabbits. You'll notice parallels in Inland Empire.

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>>84561729
Hahaha

>>84561051
Coincidence and fate, anon. Coincidence and fate.

>>84561659
It's important. He's obviously a crooked cop now.

>>84560546
>mfw i thought this was bs so i busted out a calculator and it's 4 realsies

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>>84561729
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
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I met Sherilyn Fenn yesterday at a convention in Melbourne. Her panel was great. Got her autograph and a photo with her. Even hugged her.
If I wasn't in love before, I definitely am now. There is no question that Audrey is best girl. Others can't even compete.

During her panel she pretty much called Lara Flynn Boyle fucking nuts. Couldn't believe that an actress' personal delusions could have such an impact on the outcome of a show. It pissed her off then and it still pissed her off now, by the sounds of it.

>>84561871
>Couldn't believe that an actress' personal delusions could have such an impact on the outcome of a show. It pissed her off then and it still pissed her off now, by the sounds of it.
what is this referring to?
i also agree, audry was absolutely my fave girl and probably fave character overall from the original show. can't wait to see her in the return

>>84561871
Funny, because I saw Sherilyn Fenn at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now? You're so much like Lara.”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her mutter as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cartons of cigarettes in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to make sure the Lord knows I'm not stealing” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by talking about Lynch being a pedophile.

>>84561791
i asked people on /g/, it's apparently between 3,500 and 6,500$, so it's not that outrageous.

Would someone be good enough to post the page from SHoTP with the logjam fire and the 8 woodcutters story?

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>Windom Earle
>Genius, cold and brilliant like a diamond
>Murderer, but does it clean and efficiently
>Plays five dimensional chess
>Outsmarts federal intelligence
>Ambitious, nearly gets what he wants
>Master of disguises and traps, gets human sacrifices and nearly revenge on his archenemy

>Dopple!Coop
>Struggles to beat a woman to death
>Voice dropping that makes him sound like a fucking retard
>Gets Carsick
>Keeps dog legs in his car
>Gets outsmarted by Ray and shot like a fucking idiot in the backwoods
>Wastes his time being a drug lord
>Gets found out by Preston quickly

Funny how the human is the better villain than the """"epic"""" spirit

leo and james scenes when?

>>84560480
https://twitter.com/RogersBase/status/881212673156718596

>>84561957
The reason Audrey and Cooper's romance didn't develop further was because Lara and Kyle were dating at the time, and she was pissed off that his character was interacting so much with Sherilyn's and so little with her's. She complained to Lynch and Frost and the that plotline was changed as a result. She apparently used the excuse that Audrey was a too young for Coop, even though the age difference between her and Kyle was greater than the in-universe difference between Audrey and Cooper (or something like that). Sherilyn was upset because she felt that Audrey was really in love with him, and the fans deserved better than to have the show changed for such a ridiculous reason.
She told us how she got her revenge, though, because after Lynch left during season 2, she was something of a snitch and would call Lynch to tell him what was happening on set and about all the bullshit they were pulling. She said that her doing that helped convince him to come back to end the season.
>can't wait to see her in the return
There have been rumours going around about her being cut from it. Someone asked her about that, and she said she couldn't say much because she could get in trouble, so I don't want to quote her but suffice to say Audrey fans don't need to worry too much.

>>84562002
Hah.
Actually, something that surprised me during the panel was how highly she spoke of Lynch. I didn't realise they were still so close, I guess. It was nice. They seem to have stayed in touch throughout the years, she even reached out to him when her "life was a mess" and he got excited about that, and even introduced her to "transcendental meditation".

This is where we MEME, /tpg/!

>>84562252
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
lfb sounds insecure and petty as fuck

has season 3 finished all production or are they still filming?

>>84562017
how would /g/ know?

Sherilyn is a psycho forever 15 attention whore who can't get over the fact she's an old hag now and her time in the spotlight is over.

Twin Peaks is the only reason anyone knows or cares about he, and she wants to believe she was more important to it than she really was.

>>84562318
It's finished.

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>>84562312
Best to look into it for the full story, I'm probably messing up some details. But Sherilyn pretty much confirmed it's all true yesterday, so...
I mean, it's not hard to see who won in the end.

>>84562318
filming was finished in april
but they didn't film it like a regular tv show, where each episode is shot separately and then they move on to the next. it was shot altogether (kinda like the lord of the rings films), the episodes being made in editing. also the actors never got full scripts, instead they got only the pages they were on and even then they only had their lines and the other character's line was crossed out
source: naomi watts on watch what happens live

>>84562336
they have a watch thread

>>84562336
/g/ is where the watch threads are at.
>>84562340
Hi Lara! When's your next hair transplant?

>>84562312
she was only 20 at the time of filming iirc, she was still a child
another one of her issues was that she wasn't getting enough screentime in season 2 (especially with James fucking off I imagine) which makes me think they shoehorned in that terrible "Ben Horn is Nance's father" plot that didn't even go anywhere

>>84561871
Fuck no wonder Sherilyn is insane.
Imagine actually looking like that, imagine living a life where you actually have that appearance.
That would be incredible.
But then imagine how losing those looks would destroy you. You could never be ready for something like that.
It's like when rich people kill themselves after losing their money, they're technically no worse off than the average Joe, but once you've been to the top, being average is a type of hell you can't live with.

>>84562340
this desu
lara flynn boyle sounds caustic on set but it takes an immature mind to respond to that/ tattle on her to daddy lynch and still be bitter about it decades later

>>84562433
but she still looks good?

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>>84562419
>Ben Horn is Nance's father
>Nance
Did Pete mess with the lodge? Is this the cause of the percolator fish?

>>84562396
>hair transplant
It's obviously regrowth of her grey hair.

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>>84562433
Okay Lara.
Sherilyn is objectively hot as fuck today and looks about 15 years younger than she is. She has aged the best of all of them.

>itt
>people realizing women age

>>84562528
>She has aged the best of all of them
that would be madchen. sherilyn looks good tho

>>84562419
>>84562510
meant donna

>>84562528
Why are we talking about this hag that hasn't even shown up in the new season yet?

>>84562477
She never "tattled" to Lynch about Lara. Lara came crying to Lynch and he ended up having to interrogate her asking "Are you in love with Kyle?!", all because precious little Lara couldn't handle her boyfriend's CHARACTER having screen time with another girl.
>>84562544
I don't agree, but that is a matter of taste and I respect your opinion. I'd rather have Sherilyn to myself anyway.

>>84562582
Because as I mentioned a few posts earlier (as you may have taken note of if you didn't have the attention span of a rodent), I met her yesterday and wanted to share my experience with you all.

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mad 4 da madchen

>>84562608
wow

>>84562620
20 fucking 16

>>84562485
She looks pretty good for a woman in her 50s.
But she doesn't look like *THAT*
She doesn't look like a fucking goddess sculpted by Zeus himself any longer.
Prime Fenn doesn't even look human, she transcended all humans past and present.
You can't name another woman that comes close, not Grace Kelly, not Audrey Hepburn, not no one.
That drop from being immortal to being "pretty good" would be enough to destroy any person.
It's like going from being a billionaire to making 100K, yeah your still pretty wealthy, but comparatively you've got nothing, you've lost it all and it ain't coming back.

>>84562648
Holy fuck, people age!
You are absolutely delusional.

>>84562608
Who the fuck just wears a singlet outside?

>>84562608
I want that mommy pusy!

>>84562648
unless you're not crazy and you realize aging is a natural part of life and you can deal with it and embrace your appearance at every age?
usually the actresses that have a hard time with aging try to hold on to youth and they fuck themselves up with plastic surgery and shit but sherylin just has aged naturally and still looks beautiful

>>84562544
You're right, but to be fair, she's only 46, as opposed to the 50+ year olds from the original cast

>>84560480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

While some of this music is 10/10, are we going to get much Angelo at any point?

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>>84562648
>He can't appreciate older women
>He thinks this means everyone shares his taste

>>84562685
madchen, that's who

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/tpg/'s thoughts on Tokyo Story?

>>84562696
I'll go ahead and correct myself, Donna and Annie are both 47 and they both aged the worst and best respectively, hell, Annie looks better now than she did then, she had this pudgy look on her idk, hard to describe.

What's the Black Lodge's tax policy?

>>84562755
Too long, too boring, and speak American for fuck's sake.

>>84562764
i think heather graham ended up being the most successful out of all the tp girls. she got that big hollywood money

>>84562755
why don't japanese women look like this nowadays? what happened

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madchen giving u fashun

>>84562779
progressive according to power level (to reduce inequality)
bob gets taxed the most, jumping man the least
leland was brought back from the dead for his accountancy skills

>>84562868
She is great in Riverdale. Glad she is reoccuring as a character now.

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lfb, shopping like a crazy person
also wearing pants with differing lengths for each leg

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Why is he so perfect?

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>>84560546
>FROSTED

Jesus, Mark Frost loves this shit doesn't he.

Is Jane Levy coming back?

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>>84562608
Piped for Piper

>>84562928
for anyone who hasn't watched portlandia, he's fucking hilarious in it

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>>84562939
best girl

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lfb talking to a customer

Why is no-one talking about tonight's episode? It was awesome! I thought that Audrey full-frontal scene was pretty hot!

What's the best scene of the series and why is it the Jeffries one in Fire Walk With Me?

>>84562992
the bank scene

>>84562134
this human world is pretty fuggin difficult!
just look at dougie'fied coop trying to regain his senses out of just 25 yrs in the lodge

>>84562985

You fucking waifufags really are cancerous. You keep talking about Audrey's tits when the most important thing is that THE REAL DALE IS BACK AND HE SAID IT WAS DAMN FINE COFFEE!

>>84562699
>literally pretending she looks better now than she did 25 years ago
why do this to yourself

>>84562922
her legs look like they belong to the man from another place
must be anorexic with a boob job

>>84562984
Thats alberts actor

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>>84562697
I wish we had more scenes like the pic related instead of full length musical performances by lame ass bands.

>are we going to get much Angelo at any point?
Hopefully. Alternatively, I wouldn't mind hearing other tracks from Johhny Jewel's album in the show.

https://youtu.be/OlmwngDSFhQ

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>>84561051
>mark frost desperately looking for a hook he can exploit for his lolmythos
>discovers a coincidence of numbers in several (but not all) characters' names
>inserts "119" into the script hamfistedly

"hehehe, I'm a fucking genius"

Can someone explain the Phillip Jeffries stuff this season?

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_ ____ ____ _______!

>>84562985
Hawk as the new BOB is going to take a while to get used to

>>84563057
it's not him

>>84563071
I'd ship it de su

>>84563057
The shit, it comes out his ass

>>84563072
But what is even the whole network

Evil Coop - Fake Jeffries - Pop Music Chick - Dougie assassins - Mike the Spike - that guy from Mulholland Drive?

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Have you had your brie and butter baguette today?

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>>84562928
I am going to be incredibly sad if he doesn't get the emmy for this role. He deserves it so much

lfb giving you trump's 4th wife, russian hooker realness

>>84563057
Lynch was hoping to lure Bowie back but he died

>>84562984
Wait, why is Albert talking to LFB?
Is she actually in S3?
Is this a shot from S3?

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>>84563126

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>>84562755
>>84562828
Modernity happened and God died.

>>84563119
I thought Dougie's assassins were hired by evil coop to take him out once Cooper left the black lodge, while Ike the Spike was also hired to kill the assassins so they couldn't be tied back to him/ backup
all we know about fake jeffries is he wants BOB for himself
haven't seen Mulholland Drive

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Did you like my new album, /tpg/?

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>>84563043
>instead of full length musical performances by lame ass bands.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE L Y N C H E D NORMIE FAGGIT???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STOP WATCHING TWIN PEAKS, IT IS OBVIOUSLY TOO DEEP AND COMPLEX FOR YOUR PUNY BRAIN
THE BANDS ARE OBVIOUSLY PLEB FILTER AND YOU ARE A PLEB
TWIN PEAKS IS FOR THE INTELLIGENT AND HIGHLY CULTURED, NOT SWINE LIKE YOU
YOU HAVE BEEN UTTERLY
L Y N C H E D
Y
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STOP IT WITH ALL THE LIPSTICK LYNCH. THESE WOMEN ARE ALREADY BEAUTIFUL.

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84562340
>>84562477
>>84562585
This only confirms Mädchen is the best girls and she was also the one who saved the Return when Lynch left.

>>84562181
Well, James is cool. Leo wears party hats and gets laughed at. I'll pass on Leo scenes.

Just give me more fucking Bobby.
Fucking hell, give me more anybody Lynch,
I want to know what these characters are like now. Are Bobby and Shelley still a thing?
What about Ed and Norma? I know I'm being Lynched but I don't want to. What the fuck happened to Amanda Seyfried's character?
What the fuck are you doing? I knew I'd be LYNCHED but this has gone on to long. Keep your cherry pie, but just fuck off with all these literal whos who show up for one scene, don't do anything and don't even get naked/spoiler]

LYNCHED

>>84563126
Don't speak of the first lady in such a disrespectful manner.

>>84563155

Would

>>84563213
you've gone too far this time

>>84563287
james was always cool also you sound like a pie and coffee man GET OUT NONEXISTENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84563155
God, she must just be the worst person ever. I understand why Kyle would fuck her, she WAS hot. But she decided to turn herself into a 3/4 filled air balloon and god fucking damn. Donna was my favorite girl when I first watched TP but seriously reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep.

But seriously don't give me any (You)'s, I just wanted to make you laugh.

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>>84563287
Don't forget we have 10 hours of show left. That's more than the entire first season. Lynch is just taking his time with introducing all the characters and setting up the plot lines. Things will start happening, likely very soon. No need to worry yet.

>>84563337
Nothing wrong with coffee and pie my friend.

We need to talk about Juden.

>>84563337
I've definitely been Lynched. The first 8 episodes had me hyped but now I'm just feeling like get the fuck on with it already, I don't want a fucking season 4.

>>84563125
Id be sad if any actor took awards seriously.

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Dick Tremayne

>>84563411
You... were....
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
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D

>>84563155
what the fuck happened?

Fuck pie and coffee. Cigarettes and gossiping is ten times better. I'm looking at you AUDREY.

im a burger and mad that ep. 9 isnt out

>>84563395
Why can't we get Lynched AND coffee

Why can't we have our pie and eat it to?

>>84563614
nah

we are the best people on /tv/

>>84560980
because ed is bastard man

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Part 9: This is the chair.
Part 10: Laura is the one.
Part 11: There's fire where you are going.
Part 12: Let's rock.
Part 13: What story is that, Charlie?

Predict who says each line and/or the context.

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>it's an americans skipping episodes because of a long weekend episode

>>84564199
This is the Chair might be said by Linda's husband about her wheelchair they were talking about earlier. Not sure about the others. I don't think we know any character named Charlie.

Maybe Lets Rock is said by the Arm tree.

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>>84563369
Better safe than sorry

>>84564199

>Part 9: This is the chair

Said by MIKE at the start of the episode, which is just a forty five minute sequence of a chair slowly fading into the scene, followed by another Nine Inch Nails song since Trent Reznor felt he didn't have enough airtime

>Part 10: Laura is the one

Said by Michael J Anderson when he hijacks the Showtime stream and accuses David Lynch of rape

>Part 11: There's fire where you are going

Said by Michael J Anderson when he hijacks the Showtime stream for a second time and accuses David Lynch of murder

>Part 12: Let's rock.

Said by the arm, since Part 12 is literally just Episode 3 of the original series but in black and white, since Showtime ran out of money and had to fill the space somehow

>Part 13: What story is that, Charlie?

Said by Mark Frost to his assistant when he forgets the backstory of some minor character only ever mentioned in one of his shitty books and has to edit the script in realtime, live on camera

>>84564200
>An episode isn't airing
>Its an x episode
Well which is it Thomas?

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Sheryl Lee is CUTE, sweet, kind and a good person who doesn't deserve to have neutropenia!

>>84564199
The next 4 honestly all sound like lodge-speak. My guess is Cooper ends up in the lodge again for multiple episodes, culminating in "Let's rock" where he can leave and we finally hit the home stretch. Part 13 is anybody's guess. I can picture Gordon Cole saying it but I'm probably way off base.

>>84560647
There wasn't an episode this week was there?

>>84563369
Nah man I read it

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>no episode this week because 4th of july celebrations
>episode doesn't even air 4th of july
>4th of july isn't even a major holiday anyway

explain yourselves you fat cunts

>>84564792
Americans gotta have a good meal.

>Season 2 Episode 8
>Dick Tremayne says to Andy, "Gotta light?"
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>84563059
hn hnnng hnnng hnnnnnng!

>>84564792
Wait. The national day isn't even a holiday in the US?

Man, the Americans have it hard. Even though the number of Christian holidays in south Germany was annoying as hell. Towns basically feel deserted.

>>84564918

It is a major holiday in the US.

Agent Tammy "TP" is a human toilet

>>84564930
Only one day?

>>84564937

>Albert looks at Tammy's ass and says he's feeling better already
>dies of cancer soon after

What did her butt mean by this?

>>84564877
Andy doesn't smoke so he wouldn't have a lighter on him yet Dick asks him anyway to make him search his pockets for a lighter because Andy is a nice man but then he doesn't find one and realises that Dick just wanted to mess with him and then Andy gets irritated at Dick for pranking him.

woodsman = dick tremayne?

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>>84560546
It's cosmic! It's cosmic! It's cosmic!

>>84564976

Woodsman = Abraham Lincoln

http://abrahamlincolnlives.com/

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>>84564955
>Look it up
>He's actually dead
What the fuck, how many of the actors on this season have died since the filming wrapped up?
At least 2 now that I know of.

>>84563059
A cute maid appears.

>>84565006

Correct!

>>84564911

Also, true.

>>84560980
She's physically the most attractive person on the show but I honestly find any of the scenes in Season 2 focusing on her plot almost unwatchable, it's so fucking bad.

I would actually say Josie is the second worst thing that was ever in Twin Peaks, number one of course being Billy Zane.

>>84563195
no, Chrysta
you have a tiny forehead and a big mouth like some kind of primitive chimpanzee woman who doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and smells like a urinal.

this season isn't "really" about coop getting to twin peaks

similar to the original show, where it wasn't "really" about who killed laura palmer

>>84563059
cutest

>>84563614
The theatre place with the giant bell was more palazzo like imho.

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>>84564792
biggest american holiday is 4th of july
they celebrate it on the 1st and 2nd because they don't get a day off on their biggest holiday

haha

Amount of times where James was cool
[ ] Never
[X] Always

>>84565106
James was like a stupid doggo

endearingly retarded at best

What were eps 1-4? I know ep 5-8

>>84565002
Lynch did it. It's amazing that even some of the cast made it through the process and survived.

>>84565126
Of which season?

>>84565038
The journey is more important than the destination.

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>>84565027
>She's physically the most attractive person on the show

>>84565002
Did anyone officially accuse Lynch of murder yet?

>>84564955
I think it meant something along the lines of brap BLORP PROPPPSHPLORP PHLBRRRPT SPLORTCH SCHLORPB BLORPPPP PLOP

>>84565156
The midget.

>>84565142
s3. I know the others are:
Case Files
Don't Die
There's a Body Alright
Got a Light?

>>84565144
That or she's tied with Audrey.
inb4 Madchen shitposters, she is the ugliest girl who works in that diner.

>>84565002
You didn't know Miguel Ferrer died until just now?

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>>84565156
>>84565138
Did someone say murder accusations?

>>84565167
The first episode is just called "Twin Peaks: the Return."

>>84565078
I have the 3rd and 4th off. Typically the entire weekend preceding or following the 4th is considered a holiday.

>>84565168
You are literally a fag if you think Shelley is ugly.

>>84565210
you had time off on saturday and sunday (already work-free days)

*slow clap*

>>84565221
She's clearly better than Donna but I'd much rather fuck Nadine.

Let alone the actually attractive girls Norma, Josie, and Audrey.

>>84565045
Damn

>>84565126
Part 1: My log has a message for you.
Part 2: The stars turn and a time presents itself.
Part 3: Call for help.
Part 4: …brings back some memories.
Part 5: Case files.
Part 6: Don’t die.
Part 7: There’s a body all right.
Part 8: Gotta light?
Part 9: This is the chair.
Part 10: Laura is the one.
Part 11: There's fire where you are going.
Part 12: Let's rock.
Part 13: What story is that, Charlie?

>>84565206

The series is called The Return. The episodes are Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, etc. These 'titles' are descriptions from the Showtime site.

>>84565143
except we won't get regular coop back

>>84565246

Thank you so much. Have a great day.

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>>84565234
Shelly objectively best girl.

Ever seen the movie The King and I?

>>84565254
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY

>>84565277
>ugly nose
>A E S T H E T I C

Nah

>>84565277
>implying
she didn't even know this is where they live
and for fuck's sake she had a relationship with Bobby

>>84565254
HE LIES AND SAYS THAT HE KNOWS THE END
CAN'T FIND THE VEDDER MAN

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Her lips say "gotta light" but her eyes say "this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within

Anyone else think Shelly is hotter now than she was back then? Her face looks hotter now, slutty.

>>84563195
I mostly like it, Gravity is my fav song from there

>>84565290
I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable

>>84565309
kek

>>84565344
I said I like it.

>>84565246
>tfw we're already at episode 8 out of 13

>>84565353
ABOVE THE TIMBER LINE??!!
>>84565370
Anon there's 18 episodes this season not 13

>>84565370
We only know the descriptions up until 13. There's 18 episodes.

>>84565297
Her nose is cute. CUTE.
>>84565300
I'd hang with Bobby before James, Andy, Truman, and Billy Zane

>>84565384
Ever studied your hand?

>>84565353
>>84565290
Magic motherfucker.

>>84565398
>hating on based Andy
fuck yourself, literally best boy who isn't Ben or Jerry

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>>84565433
*coins your mouth*

>>84565497
Don't call me kid.

>>84565512
oh thats why he kills the kid, cos hes pissed off at being called one!

what will dopplecoop be like now that bob isn't with him
significantly less powerful at the very least, right? what if he gets his ass handed to him by dougiecoop

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>>84565512
REEEEEE

>>84565290
GETTING TO KNOW YOU

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when is he coming back?

>>84565580
He died on Titanic

>>84565590
That was his doppelganger sent back in time from the lodge. Read the book ffs.

>>84565626
Fuck off, Mark

>>84565635
Don't be proud of your ignorance, faggot.

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>I couldn't watch TP when it originally aired because it was so BORING. Every time I tuned in, it was people talking in a room. That's it. And if I stayed long enough to hear what they were saying, they would be talking about NOTHING. I figured out that I couldn't follow the plot, (or had to make one up) because there WAS NO PLOT. A man went to a town to investigate a murder. That's it. Nothing else ever happens. Just people talking in rooms. And all this taking NEVER advanced the murder investigation ONE BIT. I liked the part that I was in, (because I was in it), but it still didn't make a hoot of sense. Hard to watch.
what did he mean by this?

>>84565686
Source of this quote?

>>84565705
The Arm

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>>84560980
>everyone acts like she's the finest bitch in the world, even Cooper who has definitely seen better tail even in his short visit to Twin Peaks
>little boy haircut makes her look androgynous
>she manipulates a lot of good characters (Truman, Pete, Andrew to an extent) under the guise of innocence and by playing up her poor english to accomplish shady goals with no real payoff
>shoots Cooper for no reason as he doesn't give a shit about her or her business affairs
>immediately plays the victim card when she's caught being a terrible, evil human being
>all of her pointless screen time is wrapped up unceremoniously in a weird, inexplicable death that is neither referenced or repeated in the rest of the series

There's more reasons to hate Josie than like her.

>>84565739
>inb4 final scene of s3 is a midget watching the original show on a TV screen

>>84565705
his facebook
https://www.fb.com/CavalcadeofRats/

>that gum you like is going to come back in style

>25 years later

>nu-males put pomade in their hair to achieve Coop's side-part

damn....

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>>84565512
Ok, kid.

who beat up Jacoby in the season 1 finale? never got that

>>84565002
>log lady
>albert
>doc hayward
>jean renault
hope that's all

>>84565783

Josie.

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>>84565553
AND I'M GETTING TO LIKE YOUUUUUU

>>84565746
All of this. Fucking horrid character. The only character for me whose scenes are a chore to sit through during rewatches. Even the James+Evelyn saga is barely more tolerable.

>>84565762
I know I am a bit bitter but this is whole new level of bitterness.

I wonder if his pyschological well-being wpould have been better with European health care.

>>84565797
Even Evelin was more attractive

>>84565768
Mad Men is more or less credited with bringing that hairstyle back.

>>84565746
She IS the finest bitch in the show though

and her haircut is perfect

>>84565746
>>84565797
J O S I E D
O
S
I
E
D

>>84565805
wrong

>>84565788
fuck didn't know jean died
he looked exactly the same, just with grey hair

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Y'all got any of that magnet link? Seriously.

>>84565686
It means he's angry because he wanted more money for the return.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ALL AUDREYFAGS ARE ACTUALLY TUMBLR THOTS WITH DISNEY VILLAINESS MAKEUP WHO THINK AUDREY'S FIFTIES LOOK FITS THEM

>>84565804
>Suddenly, the BIG BAD NAZI is ISRAEL'S ONLY FRIEND.. Hah! The Jews must be spinning in circles like tops about now.. lol. :D
yeah he seems very twisted
>I wonder if his pyschological well-being wpould have been better with European health care.
huh?

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>>84565852
what about this one?

>>84565783
Joking aside it was Leland.
Go back and watch it again, he was spying on her before she left the house.

>>84565883
She's the most gorgeous girl face-wise. She was a real beauty.

>>84565926
wasn't leland killing jaques at that time though?
and why would he jump jacoby/ how did he know he was there?

>>84565946
I believe it was after Jacoby was put in the hospital.
And he knew he was there because he saw him after he followed Maddie there. He did it because Bob told him to or because he may have thought Jacoby killed her?
I'm still not too clear on what Leland's state of mind was as far as the murder, if he knew he did it all along or not. I doubt anyone is really.

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CUTER!!

>>84565998
>inb4 some pseud comes in talking about how FWWM proves leland was the true culprit all along and that BOB is just a metaphor

>>84565998
that's right, jacoby sees leland killing jaques in the hospital

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>>84565590
The Ghost Who Walks can never die!

>>84565998
Maybe I'm talking out of my ass here, but do you think he killed Jacques because he could somehow remember him kicking him down, so after an interrogation they would find out?

>>84566044
What really confused me was the line he says when he's about to kill her.
"I thought you knew it was me all along!"
It really throws me through a loop, did he know what was going on and was just powerless to stop it? OR was he really the one doing it, and BOB just screwed with his mind so much that he couldn't truly comprehend what he was doing?

>>84566094
nah

>>84565897
Doctors over here are more careful with medication. I always find it mind-boggling when Americans talk about their treatment.

Overmedication causes more problems than it solves and that tends to create people like him.

>>84562017
Lol /g/ was it in one of their chink shit generals?

>>84566106
It could also be BOB saying it through Leland to be extra devilish

>>84566106
There are a few ways you could interpret that scene... I always interpreted it as BOB almost toying with Laura.

>BOB as Leland: I always thought you knew it was me
>BOB's true form: I never knew you knew it was me

Most people only reference the first part, what Leland says. I think the entire thing is basically one statement from BOB, two halves of a whole. It's a more effective visual than having BOB spell everything out.

>>84566121
not a yank myself but I think that over-medicated culture just applies to ordinary people who are given valium and antidepressants too easily
with a serious condition like his he would've gotten a similar treatment in any western country, unless his parents couldn't afford more serious treatment
maybe he was given some mental pills but I'd say he's bitter just from having such a painful existence

>>84566275
I have seen some people in his condition IRL and they seemed quite average as far as their overall mood was concerned.

Seeing Sheen go down really makes me question if money is really the issue when it comes to finding the right treatment. You would expect any doctor to be reasonable enough to sense his patient going off on a tangent.

I have had private health care doctors and they often struck me as more compassionate, probably owing to better financial compensation and a smaller workload.

HERE THEY ARE, ALBERT. FACES OF STONE.

>>84566613

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT TAMMY

>>84562984
>Miguel please, could you talk to Lynch again for me?

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episode 9 when

>>84566722
I like how Albert and Cole treat Tammy like a little kid. Who still gets carsick.

>>84566777
Well compared to them old fuclers she's a kid alright

>>84566777
CARSICK

>>84566751

They're still adding the random Windows 95 screensaver intermissions for the 2deep4u babbies

>>84566751

I wonder if he's doing a 4th of July Lincoln gig.

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>>84566910

>>84567214

QUACKSICK

Reminder that Lynch doesn't believe in you watching this show on new-fangled technology and you must watch it on a 4:3 television.

>>84567265
He actually said you should watch it with headphones and your eyes against the screen

>>84567330

He also said you should be raping your daughter while you watch it to truly get it.

>>84567214
what the hell

>>84567214

Gotta flight?

>>84567372
He'd know

>>84563134
I thought even death cant stop the lynch

what exactly is mike? He has the same body in both the lodge and the real world. And when he doesn't take his medicine MIKE gets control. But in fwwm it seems like MIKE is always in control. Is he a spirit like all the rest or something more?

Reminder that Lynch base all of his villains on himself

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>>84563287
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>84567521
he sells shoes
didn't you watch the show

>>84567525
reminder that all writers base every character they ever write on some aspect of their self

>>84567562
WTF is he doing in that scene?

>>84567562
He's doing the same thing as the got a light guy

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>>84567525
>the 80s were a rough time for lynch when was badly diseased and massively overweight and had to feed on the blood of gingers

>>84567525
>Lynch is from Missoula
>villain tells someone to go back to Missoula
Whoa, that is like so deep.

>>84567584
massaging his jowls, same way you'd do a dog. s'a dominance thing.

>>84567670

Did DoppleCoop kill Holly too?

>>84567691
Killed and raped.

>>84567746

So, that's where the dog legs came from. Add it to the list of crimes.

>>84562252
I don't care why it happened but Coop not ending up with Audrey was fucking A+, she was just some teenager with a crush.

I JUST WANT COOPER BACK
FUCK THIS DOUGIE SHIT

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The most obscure twin peaks waifu

>>84567870
dougie, sonny jim, and janey-e are love and life

>>84567921

You're not a valuable human being

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>>84567870
>>84567932

>>84567979
The idea of someone having the Kyle grapes picture as a poster on their wall is hilarious to me. The funniest thing about that image hands down.

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>>84568001
>these are some damn fine grapes anon
>h-ha yeah thanks

>>84567979
I want a tiny plastic Kyle McLachlan

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Who's this girl in the background?

Where can I download the new episode? rarbg don't have it.

>>84568138
Good catch. Is that.. Judy?

>>84568148


http://www.hrt.hr/

>>84568148

Gotta get it off Dunky's hard drive in Croatia.

>>84568180

fuck off with ur shitty meme

DouGhe is carving pen on the table

THE CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN

New:

>>84568261
>>84568261
>>84568261

>>84568268
tip toes through my room every night

>>84567691
Now who the flying fuck is Holly?