SHELLY BEST GIRL edition
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile: >>84560480
>>84568261
1st for hopping boy
>>84568261
DOGE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH!
Now it's dark
Sheryl Lee is CUTE!!
go to sleep, everything is all right.
>Cooper was conceived as “a grown-up Jeffrey Beaumont,” says Lynch in a phone interview.
hmmmm really makes me think
>>84568330
I close my eyes, then I drift away
Anybody got a torrent?
>>84568370
and through the magic night, I softly say
I couldn't watch TP when it originally aired because it was so BORING. Every time I tuned in, it was people talking in a room. That's it. And if I stayed long enough to hear what they were saying, they would be talking about NOTHING. I figured out that I couldn't follow the plot, (or had to make one up) because there WAS NO PLOT. A man went to a town to investigate a murder. That's it. Nothing else ever happens. Just people talking in rooms. And all this taking NEVER advanced the murder investigation ONE BIT. I liked the part that I was in, (because I was in it), but it still didn't make a hoot of sense. Hard to watch.
>>84568412
A silent prayer like dreamers do
DRRRRINK FULL
end is end
>>84568413
Two piles of dirt with no real peaks
Can we book Robert Broski to recite /tpg/ memes as Abraham Lincoln?
http://abrahamlincolnlives.com/
>>84568491
oh please make him recite Major Brigg's dream.
>>84568413
MJA redpilled TP fans.
>>84568491
Let's book him to read through a handful of threads
The horse is the white of the eye, and dark within.
>>84568568
drink full and descend
SHE WORE BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEEE VELVEEEEEET
>>84568545
Yeah, Lynch fanboys were so butthurt it was joyfull to watch.
>>84568613
WHOA WHOA
>>84568660
BABY WANTS TO FUCK
>>84568651
This is the timeline
>Lynch make a shit movie/show/film
>he says what the fuck did I just make
>oh well, my fanboys will defend it anyway
>lynch fanboys say it's the purest art
>they explain it and understand it
>Lynch is saying what the fuck are they even saying that's not what I thought
>>84568731
He is truly a hack.
>>84568692
FUCK HEINEKEN. PABST. BLUE. RIBBON.
Who would you put in a Twin Peaks fighting game?
>>84568793
Log Lady with the log on a chain.
>>84568793
Big Ed
Nadine
>>84568545
>>84568760
>>84568731
>>84568651
You seem upset.
Almost ...
LYNCHED
>>84568793
I K E
>>84568760
No, he is the biggest hack in the movie industry.
>>84568813
butthurt fanboy detected
>>84568793
Tront Rezner from The Nine Inch Nails
>>84568731
>mfw people will say "b-bait" but it's literally true
>>84568793
BOB as a secret boss for sure
>>84568793
Steel bending Cable
>>84568793
Dougie
he moves faster than a cobra
>>84568793
Coop
Bad Coop
Evil Sorceror Mike
Mike (Armless)
Lodge Mike (Final Form)
Super Nadine
Chester
Jeffries (Warping Form)
Hopping Man
The Tremonds
Boxmonster
Leland (White Hair Form)
The Evolution Of The Arm
Annie Blackburn (Coma Form)
Richard Horne (Coin In Mouth Form)
Pretentious Coke Dealer Sorceror
BOB (Random fighter)
>>84568877
>dougie used splash
>nothing happened
>dougie used splash
>nothing happened
>dougie used splash
>it's super effective
Ever seen the movie The King and I?
why was there no episode this week? I can't find any official information online
>>84568491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfonQOUDAaM
>>84569012
Americans gotta have a good meal.
>>84569012
We need to digest the last episode.
>>84569012
got a light?
>>84568959
also,
Audrey (Holy Fuck, Goddamn Form)
>>84569029
>plebs reaction to watching the return
>>84569082
hubba hubba
Mister Jackpots
Doigeu urinate under open sky
>>84569063
oh god please don't fucking tell me it's some 4th of July bullshit
>went to a local bar for the third time last weekend
>waitress there that looks like shelly always giving me looks and smiling
>last time i went "you haven't been around in a while"
>"yeah i came last friday but you weren't working"
>"i only work on saturdays now"
>tfw too autistic to do anything
Holy hell why was i cursed with crippling anxiety and low selfsteem?
I-i'm sorry shelly
>>84569143
mclaughlin killed it.
Why is Lynch giving himself so much screen time? Is he an egoistic maniac or what?
>>84569218
THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT.
FACES OF STONE.
>>84568261
Why is Grace Zabriskie so attractive to me.....
>>84569218
take a good look sonny, it's gonna happen again
>>84569194It is.
>>84569115
People keep memeing "the Experiment" as if it's the character's name, when Lynch calls all his prototype props "experiments" and credits the models in this way
It's unlikely to even be "the same" entity that was released from the glass box, only similar
>>84569229
ALBERT STOP SCRAPING THE GROUND THIS THINGS TURNED ALL THE WAY UP
how many days til next episode
I've lost track of time
>>84569237
>Grace Zabriskie
>Her sister Jane Caplinger worked as a typist in New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison’s office. Caplinger is reputed to have covertly produced all five copies of the first edition of the Principia Discordia in 1965.
wat
>>84569218
>Is he an egoistic maniac or what?
That and much more too
I made out with Sheryl Lee few years ago on Kate Bush's concert.
>>84569400
Cool story,kid
>>84568793
Dr. Jacoby
Cooper
David Lynch
>>84569012
Croatoan here. Yes there was.
>>84568261
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW EPISODE
>>84569445
What is his problem? He is the magician kid from FWWM and Season 2, right?
CUTERST!!
guys why isnt there a new episode? is it cancelled?
>>84568261
I need my dose of Dougie Jones, guys.
>>84569610
DOugi get stuck in tree
>>84569597
Yes, they canceled it because Lynch is a hack fraud.
Dunkey is my neighbour
>>84569597
Americans gotta have a good meal.
Skipped episode 9 because I just don't have the time to be L Y N C H E D. How was it?
>>84569731
It wasn't
>>84569731
deep
>>84569635
this is the best meme
>>84569591
This kid bothers me. Did Lynch clone himself? The ressemblance is unbelievable.
>>84569822
its his son LOL!
DoUGe scibbles in doors
>>84569839
No shit?
>>84569855
yes it's his son
>>84569878
But how come he looks exactly like Lynch?
post your 'there would be a new episode RIGHT NOW if it weren't for sam adams not liking tea' face
>>84569896
because he's Lynch's son
>>84569904
>>84569912
So Lynch fucked himself and gave birth?
>>84569945
no he's just the son of David Lynch
dunkey
>>84569974
I thought the boy in the series and the boy in FWWM are two different boys, is that so?
>>84570005
it is so.
>>84569218
Because he has the voice of an angel
rhonda worst girl
douge comfy,,
Laura Palmer was a thot
Sheryl Lee is beyond CUTE!
>david, why are you filming my scenes first?
>>84568314
Sheryl is shit
None of you have grasped what "return" is all about. Its just a reflection to horrible, fractured modern time.
Even though town of twin peaks is always stuck in 50's -style world, it was still an early 90's tv series and had all the warm colours and comfortable, easy going plot.
Now modern twin peaks is just like modern 2010's world. Nothing lasts, todays news is old when it comes out, massive world wide information web splinters everything into small pieces of information, there is no stable ground to begin with... in this world lynch is completely lost and so is his self-insert, which is dale cooper. They are lost and confused in this fast-spinning world
>>84570139
wish dogecoop was my dad
>>84570208
Literally everybody grasped that, about 5 minutes into episode 1.
>>84570215
me too :(
>>84568363
>>84569218
his character is important you twat
the FBI has to deal with dopplecoop and find the real Cooper
>>84570271
>>84568363
you took my idea you bastard
>>84570271
>>84570369
Who was in the wrong here?
>>84570369
>Twink Peaks
>>84570344
then he could've hire a real actor instead of his old stupid face
>>84570410
Better than Season 3 desu
>>84568314
Looks like a younger Angela Merkel
>>84570506
>it's fucking real
>>84568261
>it's a shit show about some dead girl
Fat americans will watch just anything, fucking pigs.
>>84569595
This hooker > that hooker
>>84570565
this is like the laziest bait I've ever seen
just... no effort at all
>>84570644
CUTE and comfy!
>>84570109
LAME Rhonda poster.
One adorable housekeeper shows up!
>>84570684
Blue Rose
>>84570732
the most preetiest girl in show, others are fat american pigs
>>84570732
I think it's funny that Josie is the first person shown in all of twin peaks but she never becomes important in any way and has the worst plotline in the show
nobody even remembers that she gets fucking knobbed by BOB. she is so forgettable
:c
>>84570803
your life is the worst plotline
>tfw donna's entire existence has been essentially retconned
>>84570865
it's been 25 years in the town, completely understandable that a person who could have probably moved out or died a long time ago is almost forgotten by the townspeople who, for a matter of fact, we've barely seen so far
plus, she fucking sucks
Josie was a sex symbol during the 90's while everyone forgot about sheryl lee
>>84570823
It's sad because it's true
>>84570972
Cheer up, anon. It can't be that bad
>>84570684
niBBA that's a blue rose right there
*blocks your path*
>>84571036
*coins your mouth*
>>84568999
Feminists would fucking bust a nut if they knew the Bible stories about Ester and Ruth. But no. Never saw that movie.
>almost 50% of the season passed
>no normal agent cooper
>>84571068
*cups your balls*
>tfw no bully wife
JDIMSA
>>84571118
There's a reason he's SPECIAL Agent Cooper, silly
>>84571126
Nice try,kid.
HOWEVER
>>84571169
*a wild Ben Horne appears*
>>84570146
Was Sheryl made for sex or cuddling?
>>84571200
Cuddling
>>84571126
imagine if bob was in a grape haha
>>84571200
Why not both?
>>84571359
Why is she wearing a wig?
>>84570208
I'm almost certain you copy pasted this from Reddit. Stop.
WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE, LYNCH?
DAVID WHERE ARE MY SCENES
>>84571298
imagine if bob graped laura haha
>>84571359
No lewd, anon
>>84571379
hell no! I haven't visited reddit for like months myaaaaaan
>>84571425
SA is objectively worse in the Current Year + 2
>>84571378
Chemo
>>84571396
What the hell is that?
Reddit books The Roadhouse:
Arctic Monkeys
Childish Gambino
Daft Punk
Eminem
Foo Fighters
Gorillaz
Linkin Park
Muse
Queen (w/ Freddie Mercury hologram)
The White Stripes
dOogle ned pee
>>84570803
Her part was originally Giovanna, an Italian woman obviously written for Rossellini
>>84571560
that's a goon post if i ever saw one
>>84571560
reported your post, desu. also, didn't read a word of it.
>>84571602
Would have been so much better.
>>84571602
imagine her as Josie. imagine how perfect it would've been.
They said they've been analyzing Mr C's vomit in the lab, what happened with that?
Mister Jackpots
>>84571702
I imagine their will conclude it was a strange mix of creamed corn (Garmonbozia) and burnt engine oil.
>>84571702
>we found creamed corn and coffee
>>84571740
I love how he proudly said that.
>>84571607
DING DING DING
You win this rare pepe.
Guard it well.
HE
>>84571791
https://youtu.be/FV-gs4iB4MQ
canon
Pierce Gagnon.
were there no episode yesterday?
Too CUTE or just the CUTEST?
I told Phillip who our man was in Columbia.
>>84572011
Americans gotta have a good meal.
>>84572011
There was a private screening at dunkey's house
This kid slaps your gf's ass in the club, what do you do?
That minor droop in Kyle's lower face is kind of depressing. Age sucks. Or is it just Bell's Palsy?
>>84572063
encourage him
>>84571550
The best meme
>>84572063
STOMP HIS FUCKING FACE INTO STRAWBERRY FUCKING JAM I HATE THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER
>>84572063
DOgei offer chips
>>84572063
move out my way
>>84572068
Sure it's not just part of the DougieCoop deal? His face wasn't as droopy before he got zapped
>>84572063
Squueze his hand off
>>84572119
>joey king
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MAI WAIFU
THERE'S THE ONE-ARMER NOW!
You're at the Pink Room with your GF when this hooker comes up and slaps her ass, what do you do? Keep in mind she's bisexual so she slaps your ass too.
>>84572262
I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYY
>>84572262
Let's put some meat inside
/tpg/ is dougie general
>>84572262
I become the muffin.
>>84572262
I do the bobby walk
>>84572349
Janey-E find DIgue's meme folder
>>84572131
Evil Coop looks the same. It's just Kyle's face.
will there still be Judy posting a year from now
>>84572437
no
we're not gonna post about judy
>>84572477
not at all?
Oh, mister Red, oh, the coin it come out of my mouth.
>>84572519
who do you think that is, that would post about judy?
>>84569115
>Mother Harlot is the boss character for Twin Peak
Aw Yiss, best fiend
>>84570565
>>84570757
If you're gonna bait successfully, use different insults samefag
>>84572437
WE LIVE IN A DREAM
>>84568530
Nice.
>>84568530
>>84568491
Thisssss
>>84572571
it's 'lived inside' btw
>>84572626
WE WONT TALK ABOUT JUDY
90's Sheryl Lee
Dick Tremayne
>>84568261
Dunkey Jones
I can't find any torrents for the new episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9qJgTzlYI0
What did they mean by this?
>>84572751
Americans gotta have a good meal.
>>84572751
Just go to your local Croatian torrent center.
>>84572372
lol you're making me giggle
>>84572772
You can thank Americans for this website, tv show and Film Director you butthurt Yuropoor
what are you faggots doing to make the wait for the next episode go by quicker?
>>84572763
love Tremayne
>>84572886
wishing death upon myself
>>84572886
Reading Secret History
>>84572886
thinkin bout DOguie
>>84572914
Dick is honestly one of the funnier characters in Twin Peaks. The bromance that eventually unfolds between him and Andy is pretty golden. They should have tag teamed Lucy for sure.
>>84572886
>tfw still seven more days
>>84572886
Trying to discover a state that is between hibernation, sleep, meditation and a coma to be able to skip time
>>84572941
I read Secret History when it was still cold and raining. maximum comfy
>>84572886
'bating
guys
i just ate five (5) hard-boiled eggs and i think i'm going to be sick. what do?
>>84573025
Hello 4chan friend! I hope you enjoyed the eggs I replaced yours with while you slept.
>>84573025
Eat more
>>84573025
eat 43 more and mad gains will be yours sick cunt
your gonna make it
>>84573025
my stomach has been churning all fucking day every 30 minutes I feel like I'm going to evacuate my bowels straight out of my ass and then it disappears after a few minutes
>>84572886
i've been impersonating Dougiecoop for 34 days.
>>84573077
/fit/ is gay as fuck
>>84573086
Give us a rundown of how the time has been
Best subplot of the series
>>84573025
you have to eat ALL the eggs
>>84573086
I get really bad migraines often and when they happen I basically can't function. I just turn into dougie
>>84573157
Try weed
>>84573025
They might've been cheap, but cool it, anon.
>Hawk enters the Lodge to look for Cooper
>he ends up finding and leaving with Laura instead
>>84573157
It's 2017 dude, there's Doctors and all kinds of aspirins, why are you suffering?
>>84573214
Stop making Hawk too relevant before Lynch fucking kills him or some shit.
>>84573216
I've been giving migraine relief pills but it doesn't help
>>84573186
too autistic to buy it
>>84573237
Hawk has already seen the Lodge curtains and is pretty much leading the investigation about Coop
>>84572914
10/10 shitpost
So which episodes are skippable?
>>84572914
where does little Nicky fit into this
Threadly reminder that Europeans think Yellow teeth are healthier
>>84573186
how the hell will smoking cure migraines? Smoking weed gives me the fucking worst headaches from time to time
Who is Diane to Cooper? Aside from being the person he was doing the recordings for in the first two seasons
>>84573280
Have fun scraping away the outmost protective layer on your teeth
>>84573298
somewhat of a romantic connection
>>84573272
Everything except the Civil War subplot is skippable.
Sheryl Lee is forever CUTEST!!
>>84573280
those are more yellow than hard-boiled egg yolks
>>84573298
His secretary. The autobiography and The Missing Pieces implies they were mutually crushing on each other, but it never led to anything concrete.
>>84573332
It's the European style
>>84573113
First 10 days were very good, my mom and my sister thought I was funny, after that my mom wanted me to see the shrink and she told dad about what I'm doing.
Since I decided to act like Dougiecoop until the series end and my dad is really a mad man, I just kept quiet during his talking.
I'm a NEET so it makes my life more interesting than it is.
>>84571791
did they apply prosthetics/aging makeup to evil coop? he's very jowly and kyle maclaughlin hasn't aged that badly.
>>84573280
>>84573379
imagine being this mentally cucked by hollywood
>>84573421
I don't believe this but I want to
>>84573421
How can you operate a computer and post on 4chan if you're Doug'ing yourself?
>>84573421
I walk and talk like him and I'm using only 2 phrases from the show like "case files" and "mom/sister gives two rides".
Also, when I blink, I close my eyes then open it.
>>84573465
>>84573474
I'm serious. I used to be Dougie during the first two weeks here on /tpg/ but somebody reported me and I got banned.
>>84573512
banned
>>84573512
You have the extra week now to go 100% Dougie
No using the bathroom without help
No computer without help
100% Dougie
>>84568370
IT'S MORE THAN A FEE-LING
hey guys i'm new to twin peaks and i have a question:have you BEEEEN to one of their meetings?
Who here still needs a lossless copy of Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima?
This is where we LIVE, Shelly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGsdP5PlANw
CUTE in all-caps
>>84573838
>you smoke ONE brand of cigarettes from now on
>if I EVER see two brands of cigarettes in this house again
>I'm gonna snap your neck like a twig
>>84573949
Would you do differently if you had Mädchen Amick wife?
>>84573949
what did he mean by this?
>>84573967
yes. i would never remind her of where we lived (i am homeless)
>>84573808
Is it the same version that was used in the episode? Because I found a hard time finding which performance it actually was. The only one I could find online was the performance on this webpage
but there are other performances Witold conducted
http://www.witoldrowicki.com/en/audio/17.html
>>84568793
I hate to burst your bubble but the full roster was already leaked a little after e3.
>>84574051
>chet desmond relegated to dlc
SAM STANLEY
>>84573972
>two brands of cigarettes =
>someone in your house alone with your 10/10 waifu
plus he knows every detail of his truck, clothes and house. nothing gets by Leo
>>84568793
dunkey
Can we shitpost faster?
I have a post in mind but don't want to post it here while the thread's dying.
>>84574107
>>84574080
According to my source he was planned for the base roster but somewhere along development his files went missing. He's had to be remade from scratch pretty much hence the delay.
>>84574138
>>84574138
How about a (You) to kill the thread a bit?
>>84574138
DOuieg type reply
>>84574051
Please nerf Nadine the one shots aren't fair or fun.
>>84574138
More CUTE
Why is Norma such a sensitive BITCH?
>>84574226
CUTE?
>>84574051
I Am (Old School Hip-Hop Beat) better be the menu music.
>>84574278
>not the diner's sped-up version of Blue Velvet
>>84574226
What is the sauce on this?
>>84574305
I don't remember this at all. Link?
>>84574308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi_0OOQY2t8
>>84574051
what is this from?
new thread when
>>84574269
>>84574370
strict NDA
>>84574376
nothing in the new thread has topped anything in this thread
prove me wrong you cant
>>84574340
I can't find a link but it plays during the first season in diner scenes where the jukebox isn't tampered with and no character with their own theme is present
>>84574405
>>84574475
is this canon?
>>84574475
>tfw doc hayward is gay
>>84570803
I think it's funny that Dale Cooper is the first person shown in all of S3 but he never becomes important in any way and has the worst plotline in the show
>>84569274
Awesome.
>>84574351
Isn't the guy at 7:12 the one who plays Phil?
>>84574683
>>84573085
ive been sneezing out my ass every hour for two days now
>>84572979
Secret History was good for getting through the skip week. That final entry though. "Mayday." Bobby Briggs has to play a more serious role in this series.
>>84573290
Headaches from weed are residual fertilizers or hypotension
The hypotensive effect is actually why it helps migraines
>>84573894
this scene is overused as fuck, but music got me