/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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briggs

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CHARLOTTE BEST GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st for jumping man

DOUGIE JONES HATES NIGGERS

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:c

>>84467781
HAHAHAHAHAHA SLOW MOTHERFUCKER

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[strums ascending C Major arpeggio near you]

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Remember, guys, Gordon is going to make shit happen in Season 3!
https://youtu.be/SfPv57KBpJI?t=40s
>Evil screaming with a blurred picture of Gordon
>Foreshadowing the flashback nuke scene with his amazing whistling skills
>References the Red Room statue when talking about Shelly
>The leaked script where Gordon has a dream and something speaks to him

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>>84467781

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CUTE

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>>84467766
Why did he suddenly appear in his restroom dressed in ancient flight gear? Did he travel back in time?

>>84467887
If lynch actually writes himself as such a major character he'll forever be cemented as a hack

>>84467946
How can Moira even compete

>>84467923
How is Ray going to die? Make your bets.

>>84467962
he was probably away for like 30 years in non-earth time

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>Ben Horne rewrites history for a Confederate victory
>Now Abe Lincoln is the villain
What did they mean by this?

>>84467965
'no'

>>84467962
living room* sorry

>>84468044
fuck off lynch

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>>84467986
She can't.

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>>84467923

>>84468001
Dougie cobra strike

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>It was originally Big Ed who was supposed to have an eyepatch, not Nadine

>>84468016
I believe he was in some sort of "fabricated reality" like Dougie Coop.

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>>84468001
drowned in pee

>>84468120
>This Sunday
NANI?

>>84468091
What the fuck. I had forgotten about that.

She deserved the soapsock. Bitch.

>>84468120

>comentarios

Fuck off, spic.

>>84468120
Probably a mistake. Hopefully not, waiting a week is already too long.

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>>84468120
>not even Kyle knows

>No Nu-Peaks this week

Why even live?

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>>84467733
Meanwhile, on 1990 /tpg/...

>>84468310
I wanna FUCK Lara Flynn Boyle

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>>84468120
>me gusta
>comentar
>compartir

>>84467882
Who sits like that or plays guitar in that position? God James can't do anything right

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>>84468310
Coffee and pie fags are not BTFO... :(

>>84468310
I hope Jack Nance dies. I might kill him myself someday.

t. Lynch

>>84468310
Can't wait to find out how's Annie.

>>84468099
What? THIS MAKES NO SENSE. Gotta google that.

>>84468310
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/WK0SzIaiN0k

>>84467923
But how did he have time to trick him?

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>>84468381
David, no!

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>>84468338

Meanwhile, over on /r/twinpeaks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL7Yk0y71e8

>>84468407
how do you locate the s2 finale posts? I want to see how people reacted

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>>84468407
> I'm really hung
up on the diner scene. What was the point of it, everyone's wondering.
Audrey dancing is definitely the strangest thing to happen in the series.

>>84468475
reddit is the fucking worst

why hasn't Sarah Palmer killed herself? she's gone through a ton of shit

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First for Dougie.

TRUE DOUGIE

>>84468475
that was actually pretty good. am i turning into reddit?

>>84468475
>"Mr. Brightside" by the Killers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY HASN'T THAT SONG FALLEN INTO OBSCURITY YET

>>84468475

Jesus Christ. What kind of autistic do you have to be to make a fucking Killers music video out of this show, and that's coming from a /tpg/ regular

>>84468562

https://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/article/pg78ky/the-killers-mr-brightside-not-left-uk-charts-since-2004

Blame the Brits, it's been in their Top 100 charts since fucking 2004.

>>84468583
Mr Brightside is a commonly memed to death song. I don't know if it's more a UK thing because every club over here plays it every fucking night

>>84468407
>read some of the posts
>looks like it was a nicer, healthier time, everyone seems polite and genuinely interested
>one has a relatively distinct name, Sho Kuwamoto
>google him
>he's alive, with twitter full of blacklivesmatter cultural marxism retweets

Eh

Internet was a mistake

>>84468475
Just makes me miss Eric Roberts.

>>84468475
I enjoyed that. Please don't hit me.

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The coordinates are to the Trinity bomb site. Godspeed You! Black Emperor at the roadhouse confirmed.

"When You Were Young" (and the album Sam's Town) is the Patrician choice re: the Killers desu

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>>84468670
you stupid fucking nigger, you made me think eric roberts was dead for a moment

>>84468709
I hate that bands stupid fucking name

>>84468099
>>84468388
This is from Silver Bullet, you asshole.

>>84468711
>a Born to Run ripoff is the patrician's choice
what did he mean by this?

Richard runs at night.

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Sheryl Lee is CUTE, kind, sweet and all-around a nice person!

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>>84468924

I want to kill her and wrap her in plastic! :3

>>84468496
Mess with the filters and search for posts from around the time the finale aired. Like this one, where some guy got LYNCHED:
https://groups.google.com/forum/?nomobile=true#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/ZYbXGrtwDAw

>>84468709
Why does it say "GOD'S PEE" in the bottom?

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>>84468958
That's not very nice, anon

>>84468827
>Born to Run ripoff
yep, and that's exactly why its their best work.

making a C-grade Springsteen album is better than any "original" work they could come up with themselves

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>>84468958

>>84469013
Nebraska is the best Springsteen album

>anons talking about Bruce Springsteen

Just what /tpg/ needs: more Dadrock

That creation sequence in episode 8.

Amazing.

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>>84468959
>The crybabies who are moaning on the net that Lynch/Frost did not spoon
fed them a TV pablum finale tied up in a pretty bow are a bunch of
wimps! Good art stimulates the mind and is not necessarily "pretty" or
"pat"! I say that it is fine that there are many unanswered questions
left, especially a huge humdinger of a question. All this discussion
shows just how much peoples minds have been stimulated! Think of what
Cooper and Briggs faced! The crybabies mental anguish is about as
significant as an pine weasel fart in a forest with noone to hear it.

>>84469086
What if Bruce takes over for Bowie and plays Jeffries?

>>84469102
And 25 years later, it is happening again.

>>84469146
Who is BOB killing this time?

>>84468424
probably worked out a deal with the warden

DO8gheu watch WWE

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Reminder that Laura should be used only as a cum dumpster

>>84469230
BOB, please

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>>84469089
>malick-esque

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>>84469251
>Malick did it in 2011

based Malick

>>84469251
nah Malick got Lynched and I'm a Malick fan

>>84469230
They did a good job covering the bulge all things considered

>>84469230
My face
that coochie

What would happen if Mark Frost killed David Lynch? What would that do to Twin Peaks going forward? Would they still air the episodes on the same schedule? Would they not air it at all?

>>84468501
it was put in there to cement audrey's place as best girl

>>84469367
your mouth
bob's cum

>>84469370
Frost, please don't kill Lynch.

>>84469370
What are you planning, Mark? Spit it out

>>84469367
nothing beats the taste sensation when my face *bam*
collides with that coochie

>>84469370
just let go of david and i'll buy your shitty book

>>84469405
hey hey hey a mans gotta do what mans gotta do for some coochie

>>84468961
Godspeed You!..
Godspeed
God's pee

>>84469281
Malick's would be considered more impressionism and Lynch's surrealism, right?

>>84469455
No lewd or bully Laura. She has suffered enough

finished part 5, now watching part 6. how did you guys make fun and laugh at dougie jones? this shit is so sad, reminded me of my grandma before she died and made me cry.

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>>84469370
FROST NO

I wonder if any celebs post in /tpg/. I hope so :-)

dont go to david lynchs house. some of you are alright

>>84469489
made me cry

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>>84469489
DOuegi lose family

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>>84469489

>>84469489
It's the same way Mr. Bean is funny.

>>84469600
Mr. Bean isn't funny

>>84469657
>>84469600
it was like 20 years ago

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grandmafu

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Has anyone watched Gypsy? Naomi Watts' series.

>>84469769
I gave up TV last year, only watch TP

>>84469230
nice mufin

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who's this? this the guy who winked at shelly in part 2 right?

>>84468626
Its a great song on a night out tho bruv

>>84469881
he's a fan of meet the parents

>>84469881
yeah, he's called Red

>>84469657
kill yourself plen

>>84468709
I have this as a shirt.

>>84468746
Pleb piece of shit

>>84469457
So it's one of those "funny" bands?

>>84469926
Gospeed You! Cuck

>>84469916
is he shelly's baby daddy?

>>84469968
you've never listened to GYBE?

>>84469968
No. It's very simple. People thought originak Twin Peaks was ironic joke about melodramas. Then he actually made one to show, that original Twin peaks, in fact, was completely honest.

>>84469991
most people haven't. like 99.9 percent of people

>>84469999
>>84470025
ck I was supposed to respond about Dougie scenes

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>>84468958
>tffw you will never be killed and wrapped in the same sheet of plastic as her
why even die

>>84469230
imagine the smell

>>84470081
the smell of roses and good times?

>>84470081
gay guy asking. what do coochies smell like? both fresh and a few days without showering

>>84468959
>Well, I hope you all are satisfied!
>I guess you showed Lynch - those of you who wrote that final 30-60 seconds of the movie.
>Myself, I am flat out ANGRY.
>I am angry that we see Dale running around in a STUPID set - that the White Lodge scarcely makes an appearance - and I DONT mean the stupid appearance of the trio before the Doppleganger sequence.
>I am angry that Coop never mentions or acts upon the Giant'a warning from before the pagent.
>I am angry that we see the Dr so out of character in attacking Ben and then, a while later, standing over Coop.
>I am angry that Mike did not show up in the sequence.
>I felt good about the show up until the Red Room sequence. From that point on I felt cheated - as if all ideas had ran out and so resorting to stream of conciousness (or unconciousness as the case may be) was
the final solution.
>I am too angry to talk about the first 90 minutes right now - maybe
later.

Lmao

L Y N C H E D

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TWIN PEAKS S1 S2 B-PLOT TIER RANKINGS:

>Damn fine B-plot
Civil War Ben
Gordon Cole and Shelly

>Good B-plot
Super strong Nadine
Windom Earle

>OK B-plot
Coma Leo

>Bad B-plot
Mill conspiracy
Anything with Josie
Annie and Cooper
Miss Twin Peaks
John Wheeler and Audrey

>Shite B-plot
James out of town

>>84468959
Those are some old messages.

and from very weird sources, nasa.gov?

>>84470184
>Windom Earle
was this a b pot considering the entire second half of season 2 was about him?

>>84469991
Oh, I know what band it is now. I saw the LP with the hands getting a lot of attention and that kinda annoyed me in a "you've got to listen to this, maaan!" way and I didn't want to know anything about it.

I enjoy Death Grips a lot, tho.

>>84470184
>Nadine anywhere near 'good'
List invalidated

>>84469489
A lot of it is genuinely sad, strange and moving, but you can't deny there are moments that are just flat-out intentional comedy thanks to McLachlan's performance. The way he just innocently bumbles through life obliviously lifting the coffee to his mouth while everyone else gets mad at him, it's incredibly sweet.
>Jade give two rides!

>>84470240
Make no mistake, it was dumb as hell but I thought it was just silly enough to be pretty fun.

>>84469102
Based

>>84469991
SPOTTED THE POSER.

it's GY!BE

>>84470238
lol, DG suck but GYBE is transcendental

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>call ISP to activate new modem
>polite and helpful, quickly done
>apologizes to me at the end because he was just making some additional notes on why I called
>tell him it's okay because I've had call centers drain too many years of my life, I know how ticket stuff is
>"Not... not everybody understands that. Thanks"
>could feel the appreciation through the rest of the call
webm related, probably his inside reaction from somebody relating to him and having an easy breezy call then having to end it so quickly, only to probably get a jackass immediately after finishing with me.

that being said, any webm requests? episode/movie time frame

>>84470081
We never saw her shower in FWWM, stinky balls haha

>>84469004
>brutal, inescapable incest
>the shroud of suburbanite phoniness
>weeping over one's own death
Why do people think Lynch is just a lolsorandom director again?

>>84470284
i gotta admit kyle did act his ass off as dougie. and as other characters too this season. hope he gets some recognition for it.

>>84470134
Freshly showered coochie?
nothing. not worth a damn thing
few days without showering?
The pungent smell of sweat mixed old and new acts as the truest aphrodisiac a man can find. The ripe cooch juices dried and fresh are akin to the most expensive caviar imaginable.

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>>84469102

>>84470402
oh angelo

>>84470340
>>>/mu/

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why is Sheryl Lee such a qt

>>84469552
>Dougie stop crying and go to work
>Dougie in pain
>GET IN THE CAR DOUGIE

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>>84470437

>>84470238
>"you've got to listen to this, maaan!"
Some people can be annoying about it but that's like every band. It's a good album.

>>84469552
Dale never got to have a family

>>84470402
1 and half day without showering for the perfect cunt smell, anymore and you'll be puking

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>>84470531

I'm now 100% convinced that Dougie will be retardedCoopDougie for the entire duration

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>>84470554
except this

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>>84470402
me eating Laura Palmers raw coochie

>>84470523
>you know deep down that whatever's left of Dale Cooper has been beaten down and lost enough hope that he would rather stay retarded and embrace living a lie with his fake family because he will never have a family or love otherwise
Feels pretty fucking bad.

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>>84470575

>>84470240
>reddit hates Dick
>reddit hates Nadine

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So what was the 'death bag' BOB claimed he would catch Mike with ?

>>84470628
oh frankie

>>84470575
this could easily be dopple coop

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>>84470662

>>84470628
Wrap the body up in plastic. And he wasn't saying it to Mike. He says it to Harry/Dale in the pilot and, in 1x3, to the audience (both within and outside the show), just a spooky thing for him to say. There's also the smiling bag later on.

>>84470662
his body language changes

Naomi looks like she gives one of those vigorous milf handies with both hands

>>84470714
>There's also the smiling bag later on.
wasn't death bag?

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look, I don't care which one of them it's going to be, but I want either doppel Coop or Dougie Coop to fuck Audrey. She NEEDS and deserves a good long screw from her husbando.

>>84470738
THIS most of all.

Negitive ass isnt that bad either, if she's got those skills.

>>84470662
Kyle literally said in an interview that he's eventually playing a regular Cooper who's quieter because of the PTSD.

Episode 8 was amazing.

>>84470819
except for the cringey and embarrassing as fuck NIN performance*

>>84468338
the chair was too small to fit the guitar but he refused to sit on the floor

>>84470819
meme aside, I actually did enjoy it

>>84470844
weak song

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>>84470697
Actual spoilers from the leaked video, you have been warned.
Look who is standing next to him

>>84470844
Please just end yourself, there have been so many musical performances this season so far but suddenly a NIN one that isn't even bad is some cringey experience?

>>84470748
Yeah that's true that was Jacques' body bag, I was misremembering it as the bag the police bring Laura back to the hospital in. No, the death bag is definitely a reference to wrapping his victims in plastic.

>>84470896
i didn't cringe at any of them, enjoyed most of them even

>>84467946
>>84468055

giv winter gf

>>84470933
use a golden pearl to make one yourself

Let's end this once and for fucking all.
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/kyle-maclachlan-dale-cooper-mr-c-dougie/

>“There are three characters that I play in Twin Peaks. Actually four, but the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time, so we’ll say three. Each character is very distinct, very specific and quite different from the other. And the way I found each of those was a process. So for let’s say the evil doppelgänger, much of that character came from the physical presentation, and how we created the look of that guy. But also inside —not that he’s not human— but he’s almost inhuman, lacking any remorse whatsoever. That was difficult for me to get to, but you just have to think of yourself as a shark in the water.

The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world. Things take much longer to explore and experience, and David gave me the freedom to be able to find that.

And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”

There, confirmation that we're going to see normal Cooper again and it won't be Dougie all the way. Is this enough to end the shitposting?

>>84470076
>tfw Bob won't rape me

>>84470968
>He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”
alternate timeline confirmed

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name their band and mixtape

>>84470968
>>There, confirmation that we're going to see normal Cooper again
We will not. It will be PTSD-Cooper. Which is definitely not Cooper from S1-2

>>84470968
>yfw the fourth person is ????????
>yfw ???????? is future Dale helping past Dale complete his journey to become caretaker of the universe

>>84470844
I don't listen to NIN but the song was ok to me in the setting of the show. What I really liked about it was that Lynch can take risks and stick something like that next to an extended 70 year flashback and it still works. He's a very good director (and editor and showrunner etc)

>>84470982
do you think bob's d is small/average/big?

>>84471026
Slit Juice, self titled

>>84471031
The fourth is fat dougie
>>84470968
To be fair, we already saw Normal coop in the first 3 parts in the black lodge/purple room

>>84471026
the "Rancho Rosa EP" by The Winter Sallies

they make cute synthpop with dual vocal harmonies

>>84471031
the fourth person is Dougie retard

>>84471016
>>84471059
How does anyone tolerate this shitty board?

>>84471070

Dougie have two scoops

>>84469251
Malick did it better

>>84471144
>the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time
are you retarded?

Coop, Bad Coop and Dougie are the 3.

>>84471026
The Perfume Counter Girls - One Eye Jack's

>>84471195
Anon means the original Dougie before he was collapsed into a ball and put away.

>>84471026
cabine d'hiver
s/t
dream pop

>>84471144
Careful, these days you actually have to differentiate which Dougie you're talking about to these retards, as if the actual character and the guy who stole his identity are the same person.

>>84471195
Bad Cooper, Retard Cooper, Regular Cooper, Dougie

>>84471059
At least 12 inches

>>84471195
It sounds like you're the retarded one.

>Dale Cooper
>The doppelganger
>Retarded Cooper
>Dougie Jones

That's four characters. Dougie was only seen for a minute before he turned into a gold ball. You would know this if you weren't an idiot.

>>84470896
have to agree with other anon
NIN was the weakest of the bunch. AND they got the most amount of screen time for some reason

didn't ruin the episode or anything but it was bad

I am predicting that out of the next three episodes, at least 50% of scenes will take place in Twin Peaks.

Screencap this post.

Why was Ben Horne and Bobby never arrested for their drug crimes?

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Windom for the win

>>84471273
retarded cooper is dale cooper. they're not different people.

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>>84471210

>>84471257
now i want to be raped and murdered, out a small paper with a poop emoji on it under my nail, plastic bagged, thrown in to the river then found by some hunky red neck who rapes my corpse for a few days and then plastic bagged again and thrown into the same river then found by some old guy and then fbi gets involved and then there's two seasons of tv and a film about me
bu i know that will never happen :(

>>84471069
jej

>>84471327
had said persona
for acting preparation is 4 distinctive methods

>>84471326
anyone else get a chub when he dressed up as log lady?

>>84471311
they'll be about audrey. audrey will be in them big time. they had to give us a week off to get ready for all the audrey goodness

>>84471273
In interviews, Kyle McLachlan talked about playing three characters, but actually four only, because the fourth was only a few scenes (ie the real Dougie), but he also referred to the "third" character (autistic Coop) as simply "Dougie Jones"

For the purposes of discussion henceforth, I shall refer to retard Coop as Dougie Jones.

>>84471326
i hate that motherfucker and that fucking retarded smile, trying to hard to look evil, shitty actor.

>>84471327
In the context of the article and how Kyle is playing it, it's an entirely different character.
>The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world.

Does that sound even remotely like:
>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”

>>84471379
I don't think it's a coincidence than on episode 8, marking "just below half of the seaoson", we suddenly got the mindfuck stream-of-consciouss-audiovisual-cosmic-origin-story of Twin Peaks lore, followed by a fortnight hiatus.

why did evil coop wait so long to make an escape deal with the warden? why did the warden think whatever dirt EC had on him was worth letting loose a criminal wanted by the FBI? Why did we even have the entire SD prison segment at all if nothing happened and EC couldve apparently escaped at any time

>>84471327
stop trying to work your way out of this.
Real dougie was the 4th short character
Then Dougie Cooper, Bad Cooper, and Dale Cooper.

You were Mr. Jackpots this time, bud

>>84471400
Coop also gets shot in S1E8 which is a cliffhangar

>>84471286
I thought it made a great payoff when the outro led directly into Doppel Coop's resurrection. The song sounds like sinking into an underworld and back out again.

>>84467733

was this from Missing pieces? I dont remember this in FWWM at all

>>84471388

WIN-DOMINATED

>>84471433
my original post that Coop was ?????? was not serious

>>84471449
>The song sounds like sinking into an underworld and back out again
i literally can't see anymore cuz my eyes rolled to the back of my head. had to dictate this post cuz i can't type anymore

>>84467965
It's his career, he can can do what he fucking wants

>>84471459
ya

>>84471481
And we're free to judge him for it.

Kubrick would never do such a hack-y thing

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>>84470575
>tfw lucky anon has never had to see her demented grandparents try to drive

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Sheryl is tired, please say something nice so that she can go to sleep

>>84471478
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Works every time.

>>84471481
yeah he's way past giving a fuck. he never did actually

SHE
WORE
BLUUUEEEEEEE

>>84471519
your rapist is your dad, and not only will you die but your death will cause a who town to go to shit

>>84471520
nice try but that was a joke. retard.

>>84471519
Do you want to play with fire?

Do you want to play with BOB?

>>84471561
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BLUER

Have you ever gotten the urge to rape and murder your racist co-worker of 20 years?

t. Not David Lynch

>>84471026
Laura Palmer and the Third Girl - "She's Too Young"

>>84471430
>EC couldve apparently escaped at any time

Where are you getting this from?

>>84471617
i don't think the thought of raping someone has ever crossed my mind. am i weird?

>>84471617
Go to bed midget.

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>>84471156
Douglas Turnbull did it though
He also did the 2001 space trip so he pretty much invented that shit

>>84471640

he had the dirt on the warden the whole time, so he couldve made the deal the next day after arriving

>>84471440
This time, Dopplecoop has been shot with a cliffhanger Ep 8.

>>84467962
He dropped the nuke.

>>84471651
Every normal person has rape fantasies, just like having dreams of making out with your mother.

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>it's because of this character that everything in season 3 is happening and Dougie is even a thing and Doppelcoop even came into existence
How do you all feel about this?

>>84471691
i do sometimes think about getting raped, but never raping

>>84471709
t. fairy twink gayboy

>>84471661
i know man, im just labeling the film by directors name

>tfw twin peaks fans complain about dougie but don't complain about leland even though he's just as retarded for the original series.

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>>84471430

>why did evil coop wait so long to make an escape deal with the warden?

Because he wanted to see Gordon/Albert for some reason we have yet to find out.

>why did the warden think whatever dirt EC had on him was worth letting loose a criminal wanted by the FBI?

Mr Strawberry

>>84471703
Why is WINdom chewing on charcoal in that picture?

>>84471736

Gordon/Albert/Diane

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>>84471691
I think about raping young!Coop all the time. He looks like the sort of guy who'd be driven to tears from a good anal dicking, half from pain and half because he'd hate his body for betraying him so much.

>>84471785
funnily enough, charcoal actually whitens teeth:

https://draxe.com/activated-charcoal-uses/

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>>84471703
Based Windham

>>84471026
Pearl Lakes 300 - for Ronette EP
screamo

>>84471703
>the most important character of season 2
>never mentioned again by Lynch in the movie or in season 3

k e k

>>84471825
>for Ronette
they literally give zero fucks about ronette. unless the name is ironical

>>84464432
A nuclear explosion is basically an uncontrolled nuclear reaction. The same kind that we use to create electricity in nuclear power plants.

>>84471519
This is the water
And this is the well
Drink full
And descend

>>84471816
Is this the same as the almonds?

>>84471848
it's not a love album
it's an anger album

>>84471734
>implying real Twin Peaks fans hate Dougie
>not just the normalfags that can't handle the pleb filter

>>84471851
>The same kind that we use to create electricity in nuclear power plants.
this is bs. the nuclear reaction is only used to generate heat to power up steam tourbines. it only replaces coal/other fuels. it doens't generate electricity by itslef

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>>84471896

>>84470844
Never listened to NIN and I don't particularly care for that kind of edgy music, but I felt it fit within the tone of the show that the episode was obviously setting.

Get over yourself, Cole was whistling Ramstein for God's sake.

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We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

>>84471932
You just brought up Judy.

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>>84471932

>>84467766
Iconic Briggs. Straight as an arrow. Right down the line.

>>84471896
That's true, and I guess it makes more sense to say that Lodge spirits are related to energy in general rather than straight electricity. Shame we can't find a way to directly harness all that energy though and have to use it to heat water first.

>>84471942
Albert...

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>>84471932
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT JUDY

>>84471685
underrated post

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>>84471967
Stop saying that word sandnigger

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>>84471829
Lynch is just pissed that Frost actually made the lodge storyline wrap up in a logical way, and also tied back to Coop getting shot earlier in his life.

Windom had Coop's love interest murder.

Windom will kill again, and he wants to use the Black lodge.

Windom has no help, but he's a genius.

Coop gets help from the lodge, he's a spiritual genius.

Windom Earle is Coop's perfect dark half, both are intuitive masterminds, Lynch was mad that he got FROSTED

>>84471951
Come on man...

>>84471685
fuggg
>DougieCoop must travel back in time to stop Major Briggs from ever detonating that bomb

>>84471951

WHAT IS THIS FROM

I HATE YOU ALT-RIGHT LOSERS THAT ALWAYS POST THIS WITHOUT EXPLAINATION

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY

>>84471951
>masturbating to dead girls
ishiggydiggy

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>>84471992
>that god awful original s2 finale where windom earle is in control of the black lodge and uses BOB like an attack dog

>>84471666
As far as I can tell, he needed access to the phone to do his Lodge computer fuckery.
As far as I can tell, the warden didn't want to give him his phone call until the FBI had been there to see him.
As far as I can tell, EC used the phone call to establish himself as a threat to the warden (who wouldn't have entertained him to a 1on1 conversation as a fresh prisoner).
As far as I can tell, EC was out the next night after his phone call.
I don't see a problem.

>>84472017
no airplanes were involved in that detonation

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>>84472031
Thats pretty sloppy bruh, nice try though.

In another universe, David Lynch played Leland Palmer and Ray Wise played Gordon Cole.

Let's imagine that universe for a moment.

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>>84469251

>>84472058
I would let them doubleteam me desu

>>84472058
Windom stepped out of bonds in the lodge, what are you smoking? He got his soul sucked out?

Besides, the whole point of Windom is that he WILL use the powers of the lodge, the infinite powers of human darkness, which is what pushed him along.

>>84472037
this isn't a politics thing. it's a meme as old as time.

>>84472058
is this a deliberate reference to red hat dugpas or is that just a coincidence?

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>>84472058
>It's a things that never happened episode.

>>84472109
hi michael, take your meds

>>84472037
Kill yourself retarded newfag from reddit

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Lynch had his alter ego BOB finish Windom

>>84471992
>Lynch is just pissed that Frost actually made the lodge storyline wrap up in a logical way,

Read the original script for episode 29 by Frost, Peyton and Engels. It's an embarrassing mess that turns even BOB into a fucking cartoon and climaxes with Laura kamehameha-ing. Best thing Lynch did was toss out most of that script.

>>84472168
i lold at that

>>84472171
>le reddit boogieman
who let the retard out of his cage again?

>>84472168
>Boy (1956)
>"Judy"(1956)

Hmmm.

>>84472171
t. newfag

NEW

>>84472213
>>84472213
>>84472213

>>84470370
because they are brainlets, the only thing Lynch has done that is random/weird tripe just for the sake of it is Inland Empire.

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>bad coop is right about to kill dougiecoop
>leo johnson saves the day at the last minute and is thus the true hero of the series

>>84470697
>>84470881
>laura orb was some sort of laura reincarnation
>laura isn't a jesus alien
thank fucking god

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>>84472128
>>84472141
>ACT FPIR
>That's right. And what were you looking for, in your endless perambulations? Oh, I know all about those three "missing years," Tibet and your pathetic eager-beaver globetrotring quest for enlightenment. In that one respect we aren't so radically different. Perhaps that's why I've tolerated you for as long as I did. Because I knew that, one day, you would prove useful.

you can google the script
impossible to link here

>>84468106
Dougie lived in the real world. Coop took his place in the real world. Parts of his life might be fabrications. Janey "you're acting weird as shit" E might be a fabrication.

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>>84472344
>Earle: Oh, Cooper's dead, alright. Gone and soon forgotten. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Didn't I mention it? I meticulously splattered his brains across the back of the Roadhouse just before we left. (chortles) Poor studious little Dale. Never saw it coming. Not even time for one of his pithy observations. You see, he was too busy looking after you. Left himself wide open.

>>84468554
Tfw you read the secret history and realize Doug Milford was the key to all of this. That it was he used Tricky Dick Dollars to set Major Briggs up at listening post alpha and screened the operation from public knowledge with FBI help from Phillip Jefferies and Gordon Cole.

Conclusion: Cole knew something about what was going on in Twin Peaks before Coop ever got there.