New Short Film from Neil Blomkamp's "Oats" Project

Just another CGI crapfest. So far it's been utterly disappointing

>reduced to youtube videos

His fall was hard and swift

>aliens are actually why americans lost the Vietnam war

Bravo Neil!

>generic zombies during nam

>>84393601
>vietnam scene
>it aint me starts playing

>it has it aint me

When will it end

>"Finally I have become the It Aint Me™"

Jesus, really Blomkamp?!

>>84393601
More flashbacks and narration. A little less this time, maybe next time it'll actually play out a scene instead of being a premise montage.

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>this won the vietnam war

BRAVO BLOM

>>84393601
The river god was pretty cool.

>it aint me starts playing

>>84393850
>>84393873

Oh my fucking god

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>short films on youtube
>asking for nissan commercials
Is his career over?

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>>84394067
>>84393873
>>84393909
>>84393850
You are all immensely cancerous.

>>84394098
Yeah no one trusts him after he hired Die antword to be actors. He's rightfully finished

>>84394098
The BMW commercial was one of the most poorly shot things I've ever seen.

Dude needs to stick to costume and set design, it's the only thing he's good at.

>>84393680
that's kind of sad, desu.
if he was a nepotistic kike, he would could have made $100+ million flops till he died of old age. they would have just used his films for laundering money.
nothing beats kike nepotism.

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Tldr: A Vietnamese mans grief causes him to rip apart the fabric of space time and gives him telepathy and invisibility, the Vietnamese call him River God

He also turns people into zombies and cockroach men to follow his lead

Our hero has a gift that allows him to sense space time so he gets a microwave gun and puts on some shitty power armor

Boom sequel hook

There saved you 25 minutes

Pic related, its the river god

>>84394161
What did he mean by this?

>>84393680
He's right back where he started.

>>84394168
everyone makes fun of him and the movie for it but to be completely honest I thought they were surprisingly good at their roles, even if it was them trying to make the film about themselves

>>84394168
He could have been the next James Cameron. That's what he gets for insisting to hire those deranged subhuman white trash degenerates.
He should have gone all out and cast Paris Hilton, Bruce Jenner and Bella Thorne.

>>84394472
This.
Die Antwoord was the best part of the movie
it sucks because of chappie

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>end of video
>please support our studio on our website or steam page

Goddamnit Blomkamp

BORING

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>>84394168
die antwoord played themselves for their roles and it worked perfectly

the only real problems with the movie are too many unresolved/underused plotlines and the muh epic firefight finale

>>84394511
but chappie was the best part?

>>84394536
>t. doesn't know anything about oats studios

>>84394509
>deranged subhuman white trash degenerates
>not realizing it's all an act and they're full on middle class
L M A O

>>84393601
Love his shorts so far. Shows that he still got it.

>>84394536
>steam has movies now

gabe wtf dude

>>84393601
Wait, so it's not a continuation of the last one?

The last one literally set up not one but two huge cliffgangers. The "angels" who turned the course of the war and the black guy with the car in his head who could see the future.

>>84394341
>causes him to rip apart the fabric of space time and gives him telepathy and invisibility, the Vietnamese call him River God

aka doctor mantham?

>>84394608
>it's all an act it's just a prank bro! xDDD
I bet you also ironically fap to gay porn

>It Ain't Me starts playing
Pure kino

>Neil Blomkamp

No thank you.

>>84394631
Note how the first short and this one are subtitled "Volume 1"

I'm guessing Volumes 2, 3, 4, etc. are going to continue the stories begun in Volume 1.

That is, of course, if they can mooch off enough suckers on Patreon. Which isn't going to happen.

>"it ain't me" starts playing
So it's pretty much confirmed that Blomkamp lurks and is probably making these shill threads himself?

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>>84394067
>>84394670
>>84394734

>7:22

>>84393601
>I'm CIA
>It Ain't Me
This is confirmed /tv/core

>Bloomshit

Call me when he actually makes a decent film.

>>84394608
>it's all an act and they're full on middle class
I'm sure it's akin to middle class kids acting gansta and liking rap music in North America. South African middle class like to pretend like they are poor and fucked up, probably because it makes them look crazy and keeps the blacks second guessing.

>>84393601
>"Thank you, Sergeant Bracken"
>Next shot
>"Corporal Bracken will be flown back to the States"
This script is fucking terrible, worse than than the last short

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i like the idea of this one but again he wouldn't be able to execute it in a feature length film

i like the skeletron with the flesh armor suit but goddamn this is badly written

>his grief turned him into a god

Literally the worst excuse for granting a character powers I've ever seen.

>>84395199
Wow, you're actually retarded. You couldn't even follow the plot of this half hour show.

>>84394582
>>t. doesn't know anything about oats studios

what should I know about it?

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How long until we get sfm rule 34 of river god?

>>84395329
Mom's gonna freak!

>>84395289
neil blomkamp attempting to get crowdfunding/investment money to develop some sort of internet series based on one of the shorts they're making

they're selling cgi assets and shit they used, i'm not sure what use those are to anyone, maybe there are some general use models that would be helpful

cool visuals and idea ruined by poor execution of CGI, bad acting, and stock sound effects.

>that MIG transformer with nose-mounted flamethrower

what in the hell

>>84395260
Uh, what?

>mans grief causes him to rip apart the fabric of space time and gives him telepathy and invisibility

That's exactly what was stated in the short film you stupid piece of shit. Go suck your Bulls dick and stop posting.

>>84395436
You utterly vapid fool.
>they said thing therefore they meant it literally
Confirmed for autistic.

>>84395421
>>that MIG transformer with nose-mounted flamethrower

that was the most retarded shit I've ever seen

it could be defeated with small arms fire, lmao

>>84395555
>only explanation given in the film
>no reason to assume they are lying or this another explanation
>"derrr, better go full retard and call others stupid for thinking thats the real reason"

Are you completely retarded or something? Do you own a gun? Use it on yourself if you do.

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It's very metal gear solid. The Rakka one felt more complete though.

>>84395651
there's a clear implication that the River God is supposed to be a manifestation of evil and suffering caused by the war, balancing out suffering inflicted with suffering experienced

characters just interpret it as the Devil because it's the 70's and they're probably at least mildly religious

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>>84395668
J U S T
U
S
T

>>84393601
>25 minutes of slow motion shots with characters talking

fucking boring

>>84395745
Uh, ya, but it's still a terrible justification for granting a character supernatural powers. The whole story seemed like something out of an acid trip.

>>84396091
>The whole story seemed like something out of an acid trip.
>Vietnam
hmm

>>84395668
>>>/v/eddit

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>>84396152

>>84394098
XBOX

>>84395793
>getting a hand job from natalie dormer with those purple gloves on.
>she throws up on you
10/10

>>84395651
>too stupid to realize that river god is an alien
>looks just like an alien
>looks like aliens used in other films he has done
>Blomkamp uses aliens all the time
>Hurr durr it's God becuz they say so

You are dumb.

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>>84396335
nigga wtf is wrong witchu

>>84395421
>>84395626
I liked the MiG, it looked exactly like the worst case scenario nightmare for an American soldier with wild imagination but only vague knowledge of Russian tech capabilities.

>>84394536
Oh my gosh someone who makes free entertainment wants you to visit it the horror what a fucking shill!!

>>84396149
Fair enough. The Vietnam war setting was poorly choosen tbqh. It's over done and nothing fresh can really come of it (hence the silly plot). What more can be said about it that hasn't already been said? The right can't even come up with good justifications for that war outside of "muh communism".

>>84396363
>must be an alien because director used aliens before

Are you serious? The River God didn't even look like an Alien. The reanimated dead had alien looking features once the skin was removed, but they were supposedly the work of the Vietnamese guy.

>it's God becuz...
What? I originally said "a god" as in "god like powers", not the "God".

But ya, must be Aliens because the story never mentions them...

>>84396363
>>river god is an alien
>you are literally shown it assembling around a human skeleton full-frontal
>this is not a demon or a manifestation of suffering wrought by humanity itself
>it has to be an alien because lmaoblomkamp

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>>84395421
Almost IRL:

Hey, that was pretty good. Cheers, OP.

once again a narrated teaser.

this isn't the right way to do this project. tell proper self-contained stories. don't just infodump narrate the entire setup and backstory of a feature film over 20 minutes of concept footage.

rakka was strong because its first part was sort of a self-contained story. this one is just weak all over. STOP NARRATING EVERYTHING.

>>84397386
All the stories are going to be continued in Volume 2.

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what was this thing supposed to be?

i think they blew it when they started the exposition dump about how the villager became the river god and that silly power armor. i would have prefered more mystery about his origin and more religious imagery or some shit. still better than rakka though.

>>84394017
he looks edgy as fuck but god damn the assembly looked cool

>>84393778
wat

>got superpowers after the trauma of seeing his wife and kid killed
Yes Neil I read Worm too

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I liked it
Fuck off faggots that have too complain about literally everything

>>84393601

Nothing about this makes any sense. They just threw in a bunch of cool shit which made no sense at all. Same with Rakka when that angel appears and "changes everything" yet they never show them again. It's just a mess.

It`s basically antiWatchmen - vietnamese superhuman that can warp reality fights american troops, and there is glimpse of the parallel world where Soviet Union dominates in the Cold War (actually invading USA).

>>84397411
I don't think that's true, and even so, it just makes the obnoxious narration and 'EXPLAIN EVERYTHING' even worse. leave some fucking mystery. leave people something to fucking talk about. eg. if they hadn't explicitly narrated and shown all about River Gods origins, we would be having a discussion right now about that, with some people pointing to the opening 'he went down to the water and prayed' and others making note of the tech shit on his skeleton-body. instead there's nothing to discuss at all except for how stupid the 'it ain't me' was and how obnoxious the shitty narration was and how it didn't tell a story or have an ending.

STOP FUCKING NARRATING EVERYTHING, BLOMKAMP. STOP IT. STOP NARRATING OVER EVERYTHING. STOP.

Some dude had an M4 in 1970. Yeah, bravo Blompkampf.

>>84398441
Its CAR-15.

>want to make a movie about paranormal shit during the Vietnam war
>can't decide if it's alien bugs, necromancy or psychic powers
>who gives a shit put everything in

>>84398024
>and there is glimpse of the parallel world where Soviet Union dominates in the Cold War (actually invading USA)

I think the vision was mainly supposed to put the Americans in the shoes of the vietcong. Basically shit tier tech vs high tier tech.

>this is how it feels.

not bad for a proof of concept and vfx showing off 2bh
you have to look at it for what it is, I don't think this and the other one short were meant as more than a demo

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>>84398441
It`s CAR-15 with M203. Pretty accurate IMO

>>84398793
Why the dollar store power armor though

>>84398830
he finally became a weapon to surpass the metal gear

Blowcrapman is a horrible writer and director.

He is great at VFX (visual effects) and that's where he should stick to.

His stories are just the most boring.
Also I'm tired of his Gore bullshit.

He is B-Movie tier, but when a B-Movie has good VFX

>>84398793
demo?
Why would he make a demo?

He is already famous.

>>84398993
it's this new studio thing he is promoting

>it aint me actually starts playing
What a world

>>84398441
Nigga, /k/'s about to blow you out.

>>84398793
no, this is the endeavor itself. and it's awful as such. the idea of this is that they'll try to find something people will love enough to push into supporting the creation of more of. they're just fucking it up by making everything obnoxiously teaser-like.

>>84394582
Die Antwoord were absolutely brilliant.

> too many unresolved/underused plotlines
I'm gonna go and simplify this by saying they were just too many characters and plotlines. Give me one hour and a half of those shitty rappers finding chappie in the dumpster with no other major characters, just doing random stupid shit. Everyone and everything else was a shitshow, Wolverine was alright but he isn't really needed.

Frankly I think Neil still has it, he just needs someone to be at his side and contain the shitty parts.

>>84399731
if the movie had been 2h30 or something it would have been perfect, enough space to fit all the ideas but not quite hitting that 3 hour endurance run

>throws a grenade in a fucking vietcong rat tunnel
>doesn't get blinded, deafened, and have his insides jellified
ah yes

actually had to check if blomkamp directed it because there wasn't a ham-fisted attempt at an apartheid allegory

>constantly switching between old footage from the actual war and cg stuff in high res with no damage
my least favourite fucking meme
either cg the napalm and stuff or make your cg shots look like film instead of fucking cg REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it ain't me

All style and no substance. Wow it's like I'm really watching a student film.

Why the fuck can't Blomkamp literally just find a good scriptwriter?

I don't get it.

I really hope he goes on RLM. Maybe he can team up with Jay and Mike and make something that isn't utterly forgettable. He's so good at effects work but it's all icing and no cake.

>>84400503
is he even the one doing the actual CG and effects and all that shit?
district 9, elysium and chappie had incredible CG work, and I really like how it sort of just seamlessly blends in with real footage. It's some of the best I've seen.

But I was under the impression that he had like a team or some shit. Can anyone confirm if it's actually blompkamf doing the CG and effects himself?

>>84393601
I wanna see Dakota Fanning getting her face ripped off

Though I lament how Scott abused the Alien franchise and expected Neil to bring some creativity to the franchise and to the whole sci-fi movie genre

But to be completely honest Neil got some problems with the pacing of his works. They all feel slomo and didactic. I like that he can make edgy and disgusting cyborgs but he got to make his movies compact

>>84400695
are you retarded? of course it's a team of artists and technicians.

>>84400857
are YOU retarded? did you read my post?
seeing as how everyone is praising neil, THE PERSON, and not a fucking team of people, I was actually curious if he's the one doing the heavy lifting.
he did start off mainly by himself, fuccboi

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>jewish proverb 15 seconds in

>>84394831
I'm Central Intelligence Agency
Heh
Blomkomf should make video games instead of movies. His movies all feel like some COD kiddie got Hollywood budget to make Machinima.

>>84393601
>oats
>no brother
DROPPED

>>84400945
>>84400695
Obviously he has a team but he is still the primary director.

This is better tbqh

https://youtu.be/gs5zQBBOXrA

These shorts have been decent but since it's crowdfunded there's an even bigger incentive to never answer any mysteries. It's going to be Lost all over again, but even more drawn out

Blumpfkamp is an overrated hack fraud

>it reminded me that I'll never ever see another movie as great as Predator again
jdimsa

>>84393601
fuck me thank fuck he didnt touch alien, this is absolute crapfest

>>84393601
>constant music in background
>looks like it was filmed on eastenders cameras looks like some home video shit
>poor quality makeup, that was probably what hicks would have looked like


didnt make it through 10 minutes this was fucking shit, no wonder they removed him from making movies

So without watching this shit im guessing it's a weak ass fan predator movie

These are all neat ideas. I don't think composing 90's era investor showcases for video games equates to quality filmmaking though

>>84393601
If Neil Breen had money.

>>84396335
Why I laughed so much from this.

So the Vietnamese guy became Doctor Manhattan?

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>>84402492
kek

>>84401580
You're memeing me, right? That was fucking awful and I hate you for wasting my time

>>84393601
KOJIMAAAAAA

>>84396335
good post

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>>84403554
This.

>>84403749
oh shit caramel on /tv/

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>>84404086
The day of reckoning is coming.

>>84401580
I automatically know a shortfilm is shit if I see the thumbnail with those bullshit """"""""""100 awards""""""""""
awards from who? from where?
why haven't I ever heard of that shit if it's so fucking awarded. OOOH that's right, because those """""awards""" are in fact
>muh special prize at local bumfuck town film festival
>muh special mention at some obscure village shit
>muh best special olympics film award

fuck right off with this faggotry and promptly kys you are self, faggot.

>>84404120
where you getting all this infor from senpai

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A FUCKING ADVERT

>>84404375
Silent Hills is Death Stranding
MGS V is not MGS 5
We will come back to Camp Omega

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>>84404375
It was from a teaser Kojima released under the title of Joakim.

TPP is VR simulation. All evidence points to this.

>>84404468
are those the same outfits that quiet was wearing at the start?

>>84393601
The numbers Mason

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>>84393601
>IT AIN'T ME playing
FUCKING MEME MAGIC

>>84394168

At least he doesn't hire waiters he meets at bar mitzvahs, like Lucasfilm.

>>84393827
>Being so retarded you post before watching 10 more seconds to see it isn't zombies at all

You and /tv/ are nothing but a shithole lol

>>84395626
>it could be defeated with small arms fire, lmao
You don't fucking know that at all. It could be shielded or something, don't be retarded

>>84396363
>Too stupid to even watch it to see it isn't an alien

Wow

>>84393601
I think you should get a better job, faggot.

>>84395626
You'd die so fast in any kind of real fighting lol

>>84394631
There's multiple stories I think, this is a separate project.

As is standard with neil blowhard, great visuals, neat universe/setting, and absolutely garbage pacing and story-telling and it especially shows in a shorter youtube video

>>84397865
Me too. Thought rakka was also well done.

>>84404442
This was pretty good what are you talking about

>>84396227
You're a useless faggot.
Filtered.

>>84393601
Well, looks like we finally got that SCP short.

>>84399731
Your taste is shit, and you should feel bad for talking about it, faggot.

>>84398441
HELLO WHAT IS A CAR-15?

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>>84393601
Rooskie land-battleships when?

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>>84408894
Was the whole point of this scene to make an American soldier understand what it was like for the NVA/VC: facing a superior enemy invader with advanced technology?

>>84393680

Its on Steam as well.

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its weird the short im looking forward the most is the cooking show

>>84406147

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE MEME

JUST LIKE MY MEMES

HAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SIDES HAVE GONE OUT MY ASS

LMFAO IM DYING HAHAHAHWUHEIQWHE9128Y3

>>84394582
the main problem is that it was tonally inconsistant, one second its a funny romp alah Johnny 5, the nexts its a R rated full blown gore fest with no real moral(?) core just fucking shit up.

I dont recall much but i did enjoy it for what it was but over all it left a bad taste in my mouth.

>>84398435
has 20+ mins to get party started, its the first ep...I assume he is just getting the boring stuff out of the way so that the main story can begin, I works in a comic book sorta way, I don't mind it...he doesn't have three hours to subtly touch upon the main plot. Youtube needs attenshuns so he is taking advantage of it.

>tfw i actually like these shorts

i feel like they have a lot of potential . I hope at least one of them has a chance to become a full feature kino

Elysium was one of those movies that thought it was profound, but was actually dumb as shit. Chappie was even worse.

Blomkamp had one (1) idea that worked, and he's yet to prove he's capable of doing something on that level again.

>>84409128
already up, it's on their yt channel

JUST FOKK MY SHIT UP BRU

I'm kinda glad he never had a chance to ruin District 9 with a sequel. Oh how the mighty have fallen

>>84393601
holy fuck this is silly

>>84403749
Can you give me a rundown as to what was supposed to be going on there?

>>84393601
Brother may I have some oats?

Blomkamp is a hack and a fucking garbageman.

Supporting him is supporting cinematic terror. I'd sooner give money to Michael Bay. At least I might get a good chase scene.

>>84408962
No, the river god projected his worst fear
>soviet invading the US with super weapons
The vtol jet and land battleships were actual old ideas from the cold war era that never took off.

>>84395012
the ranks are next to each other so its possible he got demoted.

>>84393601
Wait I missed the first one does it connect to the other one?

>>84403749
>>84404448
>>84404468
Can someone fill me in here? Is there some sort of Silent Hills conspiracy?

>>84393601
basically SCP entries-core

>>84412161
no

>>84393601
wait so what's the releases schedule here,when did the first episode come out compared to this?

>>84410136
>muh unsolicited opinion that i spewed at exactly nobody in particular.

>>84412605
I'm moved that my post bothered you enough to reply to me.

>>84412605
>t. neil

>>84410499
This

>>84411505

He's making the soliders feel what he must've felt. I think that anon was right. Feels pretty on-the-nose desu.

Overall I'd say the writing and exposition was awful, but it was well put together otherwise. Felt kind of spooky.

>>84412314
It's nothing, just some tripfag from /v/

>>84393601
nice

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>>84393601
> set in Vietnam
> 7:22
> "It ain't meeeee!!! IT AIN'T MEEEEE!!!"

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>>84408599
>angrily responding to posts more than 7 hours later

>>84415036
Put your trip back on, cuckboy.

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>>84415163
>angrily responding to posts more than 8 minutes later

>>84393601
>Blomkamp

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID COLBERT POSTING BULLSHIT GO BACK TO /pol/EDDIT OMFG, HIRO NEEDS TO START BANNING YOU STUPID FAGGOTS I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT FILM.

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>>84415163
>being a memespouting cuckfag

>>84415036
[keystrokes intensify]

>that script
>that acting
>that line-delivery
>that phoned-in CGI
>that transformer MIG and power armor
>all those fucking stock sound effects
Wow. The fucking definition of style-over-substance. To be expected from Neil "COOL CONCEPTS IS ALL YOU NEED" Blomkamp.

Those practical effects and makeup were damn good though.

>>84415804
oh, by the way, gotta love the extremely thin and weak layer of social commentary, just like every other Blomkamp film.

>>84415294
heh.

>>84395012
>What is a DEMOTION you fucking retard

Sergeant down to Corporal down to Lance Corporal down to Private.

Nothing funnier than autism sufferers on /tv/ thinking they're smart 'spotting' 'mistakes' and going 'GOTCHA WHOLE FILM IS NOW SHIT!' when they're fucking retarded and don't understand anything.

Let me guess, you wanted a 10 min scene where he's demoted and he does a speech or some shit just so you're outright TOLD that he got demoted? KYS.

i managed to convince myself this was intentionally campy so i actually kinda enjoyed it

ITT a fuckload of contrarian motherfuckers. Just be thankful for what you're getting and stop fucking whining you shitbag fucking children. If you think you can do better, go and do better, but this mutual shit-throwing is just tragic.

>>84416997
1-800-UMAD

>>84417111
I'm not mad, although I am jelly of your trips

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>>84416997
>complaining about shit throwing while doing just that

>>84417263
1-800-UMADJELLYATTHEMTRIPS*

>>84416997
Not everyone here is unreasonable. We all know he hasn't made a good movie in a long while and these short films are no exception, even if they're decently high quality from a technical standpoint.

>>84394168
They were easily the best part of Chappie.

>>84416997
>stop fucking whining you shitbag fucking children
>he said, whining like a shitbag fucking child
Say, if you're complaining about both sides and their shitflinging by calling everyone a contrarian then doesn't that make you the most ironically, absurdly contrarian of all?

>>84394161
at some point it's too ridiculous to keep using this song for anything vietnam.

>>84394861
District 9 came out years ago.

>>84404448
>We will come back to Camp Omega
Jesus Christ, he does not even work with Konami anymore, why are people still holding on to this? MGS V was a massive botch job, not a conspiracy. The only "secret" thing that was real was the code for the Original Metal Gear being hidden in the game somewhere.

>spooky skeletons
>cockroach people
>jungle warfare
>soviet vtol planes
>napalm

This is awesome!

>>84417807
>cockroach people
What do the Turks have to do with the Vietnam War?

>>84411608
>>84416012
Hes referred to as Corporal throughout the short until that one line where its suddenly Sergeant. Its literally the next fucking line by the same character calling him Corporal again.
I'm aware of demotions you spastic phone poster but thats not the case, try actually watching the thing you're talking about first

>>84393659

such a contrarian :^)

>>84394341

>microwave gun

>>84407420

>reanimated dead people
>not zombies

what would you call them friendo?

>>84393601
>>84403554
>>84403749
>>84413190

>HIDEO KOJIMA WRITING
>NEIL BLOMKAMP DIRECTING
>ULTIMATE KINO FILM

I'm erect just thinking about it

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>>84417519
TPP is a VR simulation. All evidence points to this.

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Good for him. I'm glad he's circumventing the studio system and going back to making wierd short movies, its clear that this'll allow Blomkamp to really flex his muscles instead of being bogged down by the demands of obstructive business majors who think they know what makes a good movie just cause of a few focus group metrics.

>>84417990

HAHAHAHA SO ORIGINAL LE TURKS HAHAHAH XXXXXXXD

>>84396381
Forrest Gump wouldn't have been stupid enough to dream that shit up.

>>84394098
Fucking faggot staged tweets.

>>84421612
Nah. He totally would've, after reading about it in an aviation magazine or seeing it in a movie.

>>84393850
>>84393873
>>84393909
>>84394067
Blomkamp confirmed for /tv/ poster.

>>84396152
TERRIBLE post. SAD!

>>84421538
You're on a board that is 95% memes, and you think complaining about a lack of originality is a good retort. Why are roaches the only nationality that can't handle bantz even in the slightest?

>>84394582
>die antwoord played themselves for their roles and it worked perfectly
fucking KILL YORSELF ASAP

Meh, this one was pretty weak. The special effects weren't as good, and there was way too much exposition. Also there were errors with the whole sergeant/corporal bit and it just wasn't that compelling of a story.

The concept is sound. A horror-thriller set in Vietnam with supernatural/mystic elements. It's something that could be turned into an interesting feature length production, but blumpkinbergcamp seems to only know how to make shit with aliens.

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Which one of you degenerate plebs is this? >>84423183

>>84421277
What evidence? And that better not be from the fucking Metal Gear Survive trailer attempting to link what Kojima had planned with what Konami is quickly selling.
Kojima has no control over that series anymore, how do you POSSIBLY explain that he'll connect the worlds? Like he wouldn't get sued into oblivion for directly referencing an old franchise he was publicly fired from.
I want it to be deep too, but good lord I almost admire the delusion here. I don't know you, wannabe 4chan celeb, but you seem insufferably deluded and gone. Christ /v/ ruins everything they even think about.

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>>84423550
Kojima was never fired. There is not a single source you can provide that proves this. The official story is his contract expired with no word on whether or not it was renewed.

>>84404120
>project omega
>not some sad false flagging ruseposter from 2013
you're better than this, caramel

>>84423781
>There is not a single source
http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/why-did-hideo-kojima-leave-konami
>president and CEO are no where to be found at his "going away" party
>"contract expired"
Are you 12? As if Konami would have some big message plastered across a website saying "Kojima is FIRED! FIRED! He's DONE!"
Konami has made it apparent that they're pretty much done with big games. The only time you'll see Konami after this cash-grab joke of a game comes out is in casinos, their logo plastered on fucking video game slot machines that make a killing and cost them pennies.
>As Jordan Amaro, a designer who worked with Kojima on Phantom Pain, put it, “Why risk producing pricey and sophisticated games in an age that favors indulgence in shallow, convenient entertainment?”
Haha, RIGHT, they're planning some grand scheme of merging game universes, hanging on to the guy whose game development can cost a reported 80 million dollars.
Seek mental help.

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>>84423987
It's an official teaser released under the Joakim title.

>>84423781
caramel post my pasta about canavero and forever young, i miss it.

>>84424123
no, the ruseposter fucked up and wrote "moby dick studios" instead of "moby dick studio" that whole account is all just some dude making "OOO MYSTERIOUS MAYBE ITS METAL GEAR???" videos

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>>84424127
>none of canavero's head transplant papers were peer reviewed
>no real practicing doctor is taking him seriously
>looks exactly like doctor in TPP
>tedx takes place in cyprus
>hospital you wake up in is in cyprus
>canavero has several bananas lying around in his talk
>breaks one in half to explain what he will do to the neck of his patient
>kojima leaves bananas all around his kojipro update videos
>keeps tweeting bananas split in half
>canavero's technique is called HEAVEN
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
>pic related
>canavero says it will take months of VR training to get used to new body
>kojima puts unrealistic goal (disarmament) that people know they can achieve but not if kojima balances in favour of owning nukes forcing players to continue playing
>this on top of the obvious ford ad campaign tie ins

>>84424171
And he just happened to guess correctly that TPP was VR simulation? I doubt it.

>>84424117
From an anonymous insider? Still not a single official source. Kojima warned you about rumors and second hand sources and you still fall for this garbage.
>Konami has made it apparent that they're pretty much done with big games.
When rumors dropped claiming they were moving away from triple AAA game development in favor of mobile gaming and Pachinko they made an official statement denying it. Once again, proving you know absolutely nothing and believe in tabloid headlines.

Also, see >>84424123

>>84424252
I thought you promised to leave forever?

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>>84416997
>if you don't like something, go and do it better

I think I'll just watch something better instead

>>84424252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mtInkJObXk&feature=youtu.be
caramel what do you think about this whole oats studios thing then? also, is that mads mikkelsen's voice in the first ten seconds??

>>84394614
Yeah, his movies still suck as much as they did back when he made District 9.
>>84395132
Yeah, the script is pretty fucking forced.
>hurr warping reality to his subconscious
>teh river godz!!1
>u have a gift bro
>u r teh realities MASTER
And normies fucking eat it up.
Fucking retarded pieces of shit bash on Alien Covenant, easily one of the best and most layered sci-fi films in a very fucking long time, because of a popular narrative that got trendy on social media, yet they want more of THIS?
I guess nowadays audience really is too dumbed down to understand anything that doesn't have narration all the way through, and I don't just mean the millenials, it's also older people who've been feasting on the capeshit diarrhea for the last 10+ years.

>>84424252
Right, these jpgs you got from /v/ (ZERO sources) are way more official than the dozens of articles you can read by simply googling "Kojima fired from Konami", not to mention the obvious shift in company's focus you can see by soulless trailers and pachinko machines. I highly recommend you actually read that article rather than control-F anonymous (because, of course, your pictures aren't anonymous or anything) and think that makes it complete garbage.
Also, names ARE named. As I have already said, his coworkers are in agreement that the company doesn't want "ambitious" games, and I think we can both agree your tinfoil hat game world is pretty ambitious. They're going for dollars my delusional friend, not "art". Know where the dollars are? Casinos and phones.
>they made an official statement denying it
Any source? Of course not! I'll just trust you because you have a name and a tripcode!
Why do you think they'd make a statement saying "We're selling out, LOL!"?
Amazing what little life experience you have and ZERO understanding of PR. Stick to playing video games and not the companies behind them, buddy.

>>84424389
Sounds like Mads but wouldn't be certain. We may be seeing some Silent Hills content in this. The cooking show is right out of MGS4. Neil talked about film makers being able to share assets from each other's films and universes. Perhaps some of the creatures in that video are enemies straight out of Silent Hills.

>>84424530
>his coworkers are in agreement that the company doesn't want "ambitious" games,
Konami have made an official statement denying this.
>Any source? Of course not! I'll just trust you because you have a name and a tripcode!
Try Googling, kiddo.
>Why do you think they'd make a statement saying "We're selling out, LOL!"?
You non-believers are so adamant about how it's a death sentence to lie to investors. They made an official statement denying moving away from triple AAA game development. The investors would certainly take interest in that statement and question them further on it.
>Amazing what little life experience you have and ZERO understanding of PR.
You're a fucking kid who has no fucking clue how the real world works. Grow the fuck up.

>>84424538
kojima made the claim at the beginning of the year that videogames and films will merge, then writes a bunch of film reviews talking about "neverending stories/universes," and is one of the main hype men behind oats (a studio that aims to merge game and film). i gotta be honest, i think saying that oats and kojima aren't in cahoots is pretty boneheaded.

You guys know these threads are made by Neil or one of the guys on his team, right?

He's an oldfag, he's been on /tv/ for over a decade.

>>84424591
>Konami have made an official statement denying this.
Again, no source, and still fascinating you don't understand the concept of a company covering its ass (assuming you're even right, and we both have no reason to trust you)
>Try Googling, kiddo.
Like I told you to? Sweet "comeback". So I did. "konami not into pachinko games" is my exact search, first 5 results? Metal Gear Pachinko game. Satisfied yet or do I have to keep googling for you and keep proving you wrong time and time again?
>You non-believers are so adamant about how it's a death sentence to lie to investors
Complete OPPOSITE of what I've been saying this entire time. They're lying to YOU. Everyone who stands to make a dollar off of any Konami product understands what they're doing, and that's removing themselves (quite abruptly) from expensive games and moving to cheaper models. I'd google this for you but you have very little reading comprehension it seems, unless it's a picture with no sources posted on 4chan.
>You're a fucking kid who has no fucking clue how the real world works. Grow the fuck up.
You're the guy delusional enough to think this is some grand scheme. At this point I almost hope you're trolling, but if you're this committed to your character, then I honestly don't know what to say to that.
Again, seek help. You're so, so fucking stupid.

>>84393601
How is noone picking up his projects after District 9

>>84424821
what is sleepwalker, then?

>>84424867
you mean like elysium and chappie? oh yeah, they weren't that good.

>>84424821
http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Konami-Denies-Hideo-Kojima-Left-Company-93457.html
https://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/konami-denies-reports-claiming-triple-a-games-production-stoppage/0156271
Fuck off, you epic baboon.

>>84424941
what is sleepwalker, then?
Something Sony (not Konami) copyrighted. That's literally it for now.
Please stick that tinfoil hat of yours into a microwave ASAP.
>>84425028
Your own article states he had a going away party. Going away... on vacation? Right, so the reason Guillermo del Torro said "Fuck Konami" (easily googled, if you're worried) was because... well, why? Lemme guess, smokescreen? Preserving the secret launch?
Your other article says, “Our aim is to continue to build up a comprehensive portfolio of console, arcade, and card game titles for each IP while also making the best possible use of the mobile devices that accompany our customers in their daily life, thus expanding the limits of entertainment and appealing to more and more customers.”
>while making the best possible use of the mobile devices
>mobile devices
Those IPs mentioned are series everyone knows and all that means is they are developing "something" for them, probably slot machines or apps. Only confirmed "big" game is Metal Gear Survive, and what's the point of that? How's that tie into your insanity? Kojima sure loved portals in his previous games.
You know (You)s can't pay rent, right?

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>>84425247
>Right, so the reason Guillermo del Torro said "Fuck Konami" (easily googled, if you're worried) was because... well, why?
He's in on the ruse you fucking moron.
>Only confirmed "big" game is Metal Gear Survive, and what's the point of that? How's that tie into your insanity? Kojima sure loved portals in his previous games.
Survive is not a real game. Ever wonder why the gameplay demo was narrated by Zero, the big bad of the series known for INFORMATION CONTROL? Notice any suspicious parallels here?

Konami also stated they have "huge plans" for the 30th anniversary.

>>84425299
>metal shit solid fans are this retarded
not even who you're replying to btw, but you seriously need to fuck off right back to /v/

>>84425247
>wearing tin foil hats
>not knowing that tin foil hats as protection from mind control was a myth propagated by the gub'ment to get the most skeptical to become most tuned into their radio broadcasts
>can now only find references to the study, official source has been taken down

https://www.howtogeek.com/114037/researchers-prove-tin-foil-hats-boost-receptivity-to-government-signals/

let me guess, you're one of the g-men, aren't you?

>>84425028
GO BACK TO /v/ MENTALIST

>>84425299
>He's in on the ruse you fucking moron.
Already guessed your response. You're getting too predictable, my friend, you need to keep your delusions fresh here.
>the king of never finishing film projects "in on a ruse" with the king of over budgeted games
Guess that's why we saw no gameplay for the "real" game at E3? Didn't your first pic here say we'd be BTFO then? What happened there? Oh, right, silence from them AND you.
>Survive is not a real game
HAHAHA. Jesus CHRIST I love it anon, best thing I've heard all day. There's that freshness I was talking about.
>Notice any suspicious parallels here?
He's a character in the series. The series they own. Reusing a voice actor is nuts! No, it's no suspicious at all. Like, zero. (Whoa see what I did there?? Pretty suspicious!)
"Huge plans" means "We're going to keep making money doing the bare minimum and keeping the very few fans we have left satiated".
Kojima would shit his pants if he saw what you're trying to do with his series. Then eat a hamburger and keep working on his only project, Death Stranding.

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>>84425511
>Already guessed your response. You're getting too predictable, my friend, you need to keep your delusions fresh here.
You cant refute it.
>Guess that's why we saw no gameplay for the "real" game at E3? Didn't your first pic here say we'd be BTFO then? What happened there? Oh, right, silence from them AND you.
Kojima wants to drag this shit out for as long as possible. Next possible reveal is the 30th anniversary in July. After that probably PSX. He'll have to reveal it soon because Sergio's surgery is this December.
>He's a character in the series. The series they own. Reusing a voice actor is nuts! No, it's no suspicious at all. Like, zero. (Whoa see what I did there?? Pretty suspicious!)
So Time Winters was still hanging about and they decided to drag him in to narrate some Survive gameplay? Do you realize how retarded you sound?
>"Huge plans" means "We're going to keep making money doing the bare minimum and keeping the very few fans we have left satiated".
>no anon, any time an anonymous unconfirmed source claims something that favors my beliefs, they're right! but whenever someone makes an official statement that proves you're correct, they're lying!
Fucking delusional beyond belief.

>>84422932
not until you get some taste

>>84424123
Boy, you were so fucking adamant on the E3 presentation and nothing happened. Your big prediction that you kept pissing everyone on /v/ off with was wrong and you're literally too embarrassed to show your face here. Fuck off, you joke.

>>84425609
>You cant refute it.
And you can't back up your claim at all because it's baseless noise. Know what makes sense, though? Guillermo says Fuck Konami because they torched the project he and Kojima were working on, and since he liked Kojima's ideas, he jumped on board with his new one.
Oh shit, I refuted it on accident. Oops!
>Kojima wants to drag this shit out for as long as possible
For what purpose, do you think? Isn't your claim that it's the third part of MGSV? GZ is 1, TPP is 2, then this mystery project is 3? So he wants /v/ psychos to generate the hype for him rather than keep their releases kind of close?
...are you reading what you type? I am. It's batshit.
>So Time Winters was still hanging about and they decided to drag him in to narrate some Survive gameplay?
Yeah he was just in the offices, grabbing coffee, and they brought him in. No, retard, they hired him because he was already tied to the series (was in TPP tapes) and isn't very busy. Probably cheap, too. Very smart move on their part I have to say, it makes morons like you get their noggin joggin and thinking up all of this complete nonsense.
>Fucking delusional beyond belief.
Right, I'll just believe a PR team who presents nothing. Now THAT'S sanity! The one who represents the company (in YOUR articles, dipshit) that admits to retreating to phone games and casino games.
BREAKING NEWS: Chapter 3 will be a slot machine game! Heard it here first, folks.

>>84425609
>Fucking delusional beyond belief.
About as delusional as thinking Kojima was gonna reveal a Death Stranding trailer at E3 after saying he wouldn't be there, ain't that right?

>>84425831
>/v/ is this triggered over someone having fun for once
caramel at least makes things more interesting than the usual thread on /v/.

>>84425909
Put your trip back on Caramel. And come back on /v/, we love to laugh at you. It was so fun seeing you all hopeless and crying about how Kojima ruined your life.

>>84425931
>tfw not caramel but get called caramel all the time
feels okay

>>84426014
Should make you feel ashamed, this guy is legit retarded.

Why not make a movie with this???

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>>84425867
>So he wants /v/ psychos to generate the hype for him rather than keep their releases kind of close?
He's developing two games. Silent Hills and MGS5. TPP already had a lengthy development time, games aren't made overnight, especially when they're of the magnitude of Metal Gear.
>No, retard, they hired him because he was already tied to the series (was in TPP tapes) and isn't very busy.
Why not use the usual people they use to narrate the gameplay demos? A nobody or one of the developers will do. Why use the big bad of the series known for information control?
> The one who represents the company (in YOUR articles, dipshit) that admits to retreating to phone games and casino games.
He denies moving away from triple AAA game development.

>>84398441
kys

>>84426245
>He's developing two games. Silent Hills and MGS5
Just crickets at the biggest gaming convention on both of these supposed productions because... oh right you STILL cannot answer that because even you know it makes NO sense to drag on silence when you could be generating hype, like each MGSV trailer did.
Game's done, man. Get a grip. We're all disappointed with how it ended, but there's a reason they included that little bonus of what chapter 3 would have looked like, it was to give people like you closure. To still have hope at this point is frankly sad.
>Why not use the usual people they use to narrate the gameplay demos? A nobody or one of the developers will do
They'll "do", but why not hire the guy who is competent and has established ties to the series? Gets the fans riled up a bit more, makes them feel like this soulless trash is a "real MGS game" rather than what it is, a quick product. Funny thing it's taking them so damn long to release it, they should have been riding the coattails hype of MGSV but instead are taking their sweet time. Sure shows their priorities, if you ask me.
>He denies moving away from triple AAA game development.
Right. Not even a huge lie, because they're making this "Metal Gear" game. AAA enough for it to be truth, but anyone sensible sees it for what it is.
Like I said, the series (in Konami's eyes) is already at a point where they're making pachinko games with it. I'd ask you "Why would Kojima, the guy who said he hates that tier of "games", want that?" but I'm sure the response is "to keep the ruse cruise going!". Which, again, frankly sad.
Get a grip, my man.

>>84426245
wow so you are still around with your fucking autism, you went silent on /v/ and said fuck you to every one that believed in you after this E3 and you have the balls to come to an unrelated board and keep derailing threads? Fuck your self caramel you autistic fuck.

And to every one, this guy is a fuckin autist that has been saying the same fucking shit every fuckign year since mgs5 relase, and hes been btfo every fucking time, dont believe his lies

>>84426632
It's fascinating to me. Sad, at this point of our "argument", that he still can't see reality, but fascinating. Certainly made my hangover nicer.
To still think they're "making MGSV" when we're coming up to 2 years after release, wow. Maybe a couple weeks after launch, but years now? Christ.

>>84395421
>>84395626
>>84396381
That's exactly what it is, the River God is pulling shit from alternate realities and human psyches

These little shorts are far more interesting than mainstream TV/movies these days. Sad!

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>>84409009
>Steam
Holy shit that;s brutal.

Is it related to Rakka, or was that a one-off? I thoughth he was doing a series.

so this is metal gear right
there are so many japanese tropes in this and it just generally reminds me of shit like Shadow Fury

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>>84394161
hot heads when will they learn

>>84394511
yah i felt chappy the character had to much of a homo vibe

>short film
>is actually almost 27 minutes long
why is this allowed?

>>84422631
>Blomkamp confirmed for /tv/ poster.
figures. not like he's been busy with anything else since chappie. shitposting kills time.

>>84393659
poor edgy kid

>>84393601
so was the guy really dreaming the entire thing up?

>>84393659
Wrong.

>>84428152
>short film
>short
>film
>is neither short nor a film
>just a CGI shitshow with narration thrown over it at points
>nothing of meaning is shown
>the artform of film is being shat on with kindergarden writting and """"""""themes"""""""""

let's not get ahead of ourselves

>"Everyone was burning."
>"They were burning us."
>"Soldiers burning."
>"Like hell."

This is atrocious

>>84429843
it's supposed to be reminiscent of the horror of shell-shocked soldiers m8

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Blomkamp should just start making SCP short films.
Each one revolving around a different SCP.

Would fit his style really well.

>>84430801
not until kojima is done using his sweaty asshole

>>84393601
>New Short Film from Neil Blomkamp
>Blomkamp
Stopped reading right there.

I like it, it's pretty neat for a short film. Rakka was better though.
Blomkamp is a terrible writer. He can come up with ideas, but any idiot can do that.

>>84403749
The ruse failed on V and now you gotta bring it to tv? I still want it to be true but goddamn

>>84432668
>V
>tv

>>>/r/eddit

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>>84396335
Jesus

>>84428961
This is what I've been trying to figure out.

I think it was all real. My theory is that the River God basically showed that soldier a world in which his homeland was being invaded by a technologically superior army that burned them all to ashes. This was to show the soldier what the River God had experienced at the hands of the Americans.

Just a theory though, I really had no clue what the fuck was going on in that part.

lmao

So when's the next one coming out?

>>84393850
>>84393873
>>84393909
>>84394067
The song is called Fortunate Son you dipshits

>>84398497
this

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It's definitely the best one thus far. If he puts this show out on disc, I'll buy that shit up.
>>84439151
Oh, my sweet summer child...

>>84428152
Short film is half an hour and under.

>>84440455
Who is mot and why does he look like a faggot?

Fun drinking game: take a shot every time you hear a stock sound effect

>>84398945
This is exactly why I like him tho.

Sure he's no Paul vanhoven but I like his stuff

wow it fucking sucks

what a surprise

>>84409128
Is there a list of "Shorts" he is making this season or something?

>>84438829
July 12

I enjoyed this one.

>>84393601
What a waste of 27 minutes

>>84444038
>>>/r/eddit

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>>84394098
How long until he unlocks Furlong mode?

>>84444512
so did he an hero yet?
or is he the one that's a waiter at chili's

>>84393601
Kek what is this trash? Didn't this moron made tons of money? Why does it look like a cheap school project?

>>84394020
exactly. i'm happy you could saw it too, anon

>>84394341
sounds good. too bad it wasn't about giant transforming robots, social justice, or memes.

oh well, lets let talented directors fall away from us, we gotta make 100 new star wars movies.

>americans are so unspeakably evil they made some gook so sad he became a murdering god
wtf I hate white people now

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>>84447220
>americans
>""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""

>>84441494
everyone uses stock sound effects

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>>84418806
>When you start the film a Captain and get busted down to Corporal so fast you get busted down to Sergeant.

>>84450955
Fyi, I really, REALLY liked Firebase.
I like how B-grade the plot and story is, but how crisp the whole thing looks.
Hope they get the finance for the rest of it. It's honest entertainment, feels like someone is making movies again. Making real films again, for fun, that they enjoy. With cool stuff in it.

>>84450955
Captain.
Sergeant.
Corporal.