/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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CUTE!!
Why did uncle Leland+BOB have to do it?

Why does Lynch like violence against women so much?

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>>84380433
What gives you that idea?

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>Got a (you)?

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>>84380450
he literally killed a man right after this

84380455
No.

Please redirect your posts to the correct thread: >>84380411

>>84380455

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Gotta (You), /tpg/?

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:-\

>>84380505
DOugei get wrong cup

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>>84380455

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>>84380473
No

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>>84380505
who here /sip/?

>>84380521
Trump Fag

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>>84380473
OP of that thread this is first
Fuck that thread just skip it after this one this shit fucks with the archives way to much
Fuck captcha
Fuck this fucking motherfucking timelimit

>>84380520
>>84380500

This shit reminded me of Night of the Living Dead.

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>"They are ready to come in David"

>>84380537
Actually I'm the OP of that thread Trump Fag don't act like this thread has A E S T H A E T H I C C

>>84380547
It was good horror. No jump scares needed.

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>>84380551

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CUTE

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:c

DOuieg get draft notice
>>84380613

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OP here, just going to put this out here for anyone interested in keeping /tpg/ alive throughout the day

Thread reaches bump limit at 310 replies. All posts after that will not bump the thread and it will eventually be archived. The point of these general threads is that fucking anyone can do it, just follow procedure (link last thread, post pastebin, include /tpg/ in Subject). Don't throw a bitch fit about who makes these threads, let's just keep the discussion pertaining to Twin Peaks.

That being said, who is the relative lookalike of Jacques Renault that is the bartender of the Bang Bang Bar? Since Jacques is dead.

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www.glastonberrygrove.net/texts/script29.pdf
other anon liked this in the last thread skip to the third act to see how shit Frosts ending was

>>84380558
there we have A E ST H A E T H I C C now (notice matching file name)
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING CAPTCHA FUCKING FROZE AGAIN FUCK [/spoier]

>>84380634
It's Jean-Michel. Another relative of the Renaults.

>>84380578
why are they wearing mom jeans?

>>84380654
Yeah I know that, but I'm just curious what his relation is to the other Renault brothers. Where has he been all these years?

Going to need a webm of Jean-Michel now

HellooooooOOOOOooooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXi5VKPyWLE

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"Aufwiedersehen, Ich bin aus Augsburg"

This is the water and this is the well
drink full and descend
the horse is the white of the eyes
and the dark within
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds
Fire walk with me

>>84380708
kek

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>>84380670
Some weird Lynch fetish I'm sure.

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>>84380551
>Norma

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You are stranded on an island with a twin peaks resident and won't be rescued for five years.

which character would you pick to tough it out with you?

>>84380670

Because it was the fucking early 90s. You know, before you were born.

>>84380805
Shelley.

>>84380812
>>I'm 12

So what?

>>84380708
This is perfect.

>>84380805
James. I wouldn't have any qualms about killing and eating him.

>>84380805
Pete. That dude can do literally everything; fish, shelter, etc.

>>84380708
>"CARSICK"

lol

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>>84380881

And spank fetish videos. Don't forget about those.

>>84380805
Audrey. For tough sex.
Based Hawk. Dude is a madman.
Cooper. After all he is a FBI agent.

>>84380881
at night we could act out plays. the king and i!

>>84380881
could chill and play chess to pass the time

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>>84380805
The obvious answer

>>84380732

>tfw I always heard it as "one chance house between two worlds"

>>84380681
renault brothers started as bernie and jacques. even jean was added later when david/someone needed some mild villain in the audreay+ben+one eyed jacks plot

when in doubt, add a renault brother or introduce someone named mike, or bob.

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>>84380805
Stefan Burnett

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Fuck Lynch. After watching the woodsmen I feel uneasy while walking in my house when it's dark.

>>84381023
Don't worry, anon. Those scratching noises definitely are not electrical noises.

>>84380520
If you notice the other car, that means he gave a nice head message to the guy in the other car who likely didn't have a fat wife to snap him out of it. I wonder why he didn't reach in and just go for it?

>>84381023
You might have enough time to get away if you notice them disemboweling you while you sleep.

>>84381023
If you see a bum walk up to you, you should probably run regardless if they are actually evil spirits or not.

>>84381023
scared of that. but not of the monster that appears out of thin air and eats ppl? or bob taking control of ur father and ur father then raping u.

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What did this scene mean?

>>84380634
Why would you promote eternal general cancer?

>>84381203
>20 seconds
I wish.

>>84381241
here's your (you)

I think i read somewhere that the Giant actor is playing a new character. So the giant we saw last episode is not the same spirit that helped coop is S.2.
Can anyone confirm this?

>>84380805
Pete
>likes fishing, so we'd have plenty of food
>lots of stories
>can teach me all about chess
>old, so has a high chance of being dead by the time we're rescued so he can't tell people about how weird I am

Am I a pleb if I think Lynch is too Obscure and Old Twin Peaks was better because it actually made sense?

>>84380805
Log Lady

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Laura Balmer?

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What was his problem?

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>>84381392

>>84381392
>Lynch
>obscure
yes, you're a pleb of the highest order

>>84381023
GOTTA LIGHT?

>>84381392
You are; he isn't; it didn't, really

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>>84381404

>>84381419
GotALightposting is going PLACES!!!

>>84381023
Call for help.

>>84381392
>because it actually made sense?
Some stuff surely didn't make much sense while it was being broadcasted back in the 90s. Just wait until the thing is over, goddamnit.

>>84381292
Don't be a retard, please. Let threads die when people run out of things they want to talk about, instead of keeping a general alive for the sake of it.

>>84381447
>face is split in two

Whoa

rrreee what if Lynch just pulled a George Lucas

>>84381404
He's pretending he has the voice he did in the 1990s.

>>84381404
got no soul got a this big fucking hole

>>84381563
He didn't

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>>84381563
I was definitely surprised when Jar-Jar Binks showed up and vomited up BOB, but let's see where he's going with this.

http://lwlies.com/articles/why-we-love-kyle-maclachlan-twin-peaks-david-lynch
>In a 1992 GQ interview, director Bruce Beresford attempted to put his finger on MacLachlan’s appeal, identifying the same qualities we see in MacLachlan today. Beresford recalls one occasion when MacLachlan was waiting in a hotel lobby in Tokyo, fully aware that there were hoards of schoolgirls waiting outside to catch a glimpse of him: “Even though Kyle was exhausted, he kept worrying that they were missing school.”
Jesus Christ, he really is Cooper IRL.

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>>84381622

/ourguy/

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

thanks for making that webm whoever you are

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>>84381609
Cooper, have I ever told you about Laura Palmer? You see in 1945 when America started testing nukes in the desert of New Mexico a dimensional rift occurred which allowed some kind of entity to either create BOB or push him into our dimension, I'm fuzzy about the details, anyway, seeing this I created Laura Palmer so she could fight him 45 years later, she was a good friend.

>>84381731
haha well memed I nearly spill my coffee on my pie
haha!

>>84380915
what the fuck

>>84381731
That was the backup plan in case showtime didn't come through with the cash for episode 8.

>>84381358
he's playing
>??????
make of that what you will

>>84381707
OP here, I made it, you're welcome.

taking more requests for WebMs

every day until you like it

>>84381023

I have dreams with them taking place inside my house, as if it's something real.

>>84381939
it is

drink full, and descend

>>84381939
You live inside a dream.

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A cute maid appears!

>>84381203

I wonder how many times they shot it, want to see Lynch explaining to the guy exactly how to mop the floor :)

>>84382002
When's he coming back, bros? He was my favorite secondary character.

>>84381972
Stop posting this, anon, it's not funny or cute, and it never was.

>>84381622
Why didn't his film career take off?

>>84381622
hes a cool guy
apparently he got cast as paul atreides because he is a fan.

>>84381972
stop posting this white oppression. it's not funny, cute, or funny.

wow Lynch wow

Donna wearing Laura's sunglasses was one of the worst things about season 2

did you notice that the nuclear cloud look exactly like the arm/the man from another place?
also, mike said he (the man from another place) looking like that was an evolution.

>>84382050
or cute.

>>84382066
this. and donna starting to smoke after laura's dead and the evelyn's arc.

>>84382079
This.

>>84382039
Showgirls happened. Still he's the only person to work in that movie and keep being a relatively successful actor.

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>>84382098

>>84382098
That shot was literally fan service.

>hey guys look who's returned to the show! and look what he is now!!

>>84382098
is amanda seyfrind's character bobby's daughter?

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wtf is the shadow?

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>>84381731
>Lynchfags will defend this

>>84382123
a woodsman

>>84382118
Who the fuck cares? It was awesome.

>>84382122
No, she's my wife.

If BOB was made in 1945 why does he sing songs from 1930 and 1943 when he gets complete control of Leland?

>>84382123
An UFO

>>84382151
your wife's daughter?

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Sheryl Lee is CUTE! She's always been CUTE!!

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>>84382123
it is senor droolcup!

Reminder that /tpg/ LIKES fan service, and if you don't like it then you can just go right ahead and kiss our butt!

>>84382118
90% of scenes in The Return are fanservice (literally introducing a character or showing an old character and their standing today). I'm hoping that they're taking the piss with them.

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>>84382123
One of these

>>84382210
this. the "James was always cool" has to be the biggest of all the fanservices at this moment.

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>those beautiful genes, down the drain

Wanna play with fire, little boy? Wanna play with BOB?

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>>84382243
BLACKED
couldn't she find at least a handsome black man

Reminder that The Secret History of Twin Peaks is riddled to absolute fuck with errors.

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>>84382295
Who is this guy and why does the internet say this is her husband?

>>84382342
That's why it's a secret.

>>84382365
i dont know, but she >>84382243 is not his daughter that is for sure.

>>84382365
That's her second husband. He is raising her children.

>>84382395
I feel awful about finding this funny.

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Uh... guys?

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OP here I'm turning into bed. Just want to pass on some things for you anons to remember:

>310 replies is bump limit
>make new thread when bump limit is reached, include /tpg/ in the subject as well as pastebin
>refresh catalog and ctrl + f tpg before making a new /tpg/ to avoid confusion

Have you ever studied you hand, /tpg/?

>"The book creates more mysteries than it explains, it's a huge exercise in misdirection with history and conspiracy that actively involves the serious detail oriented fans.
>There are about 50 inconsistencies that are very obvious and deliberate. But if you weren't a close watcher of the show you're not going to notice."

Why is Mark Frost going around into forums to push a narrative that the mistakes were intentional?

>>84382470
This is ignored whenever I post it so it won't garner much discussion. But it clearly is that.

>>84381972
Judy?

>>84381972
A FUCKING KNOB

>>84382483
>Why is Mark Frost going around into forums to push a narrative that the mistakes were intentional?

To drive people crazy for shits and giggles?

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>>84380399

I'm bingeing the 1st episode, 52 minutes in and I already hate this blonde bimbo cunt.

My suspect is the FBI agent, why the fuck is he smiling all the time, he has some crazy/devilish smile and he's autistic as fuck from what I can see.

>>84382710
>>84382483
>Why is Mark Frost going around into forums to push a narrative that the mistakes were intentional?
Why is David Lynch going on /tpg/ pushing the narrative that that the film/acting mistakes are just irony?

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>>84382735

>the horse is the white of the eyes and the darkness within
>the reflection of James' bike was seen in Laura's eye
>James really is the key to all of this.

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>>84382780

I cried when I saw him there, he looks old and sad :c (and he looks like a rapist, too)

>>84380670
Because I want them to be the mother of my fucking children

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CUTER!!
U
T
E
S
T

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>>84382829

Season 2 is when the comfy meme begins and the supernatural elements start getting out of hand

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Why is Lynch so blatantly racist?

>>84380805

Josie. I open up her drawer and sleep inside her for shelter.

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THIS is the guy Lynch should have gotten to play a song near the end of an episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW0uD39SdYY

This guy is a fucking legend when it comes to alternative experimental metal/rock/electronic stuff

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>>84382864
CUTERER

>>84382883

cuz he is coming from a racist overprivileged white area, he is a cunt

>>84382901
This is the gayest thing I've ever heard.

>>84382940
You have to be trolling you fucking idiot. Go back to your gay rap

>>84382926
>You're a cunt if you don't want to fuck blacks

>>84382959
It's literally cornball shit. Fuck this crap.

>>84382987
Same artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHmlKb7tBjg

You don't appreciate music if you don't like this

What's a good NIN album to start with? Nothing too metally for me. I like Swans, and NIN seems like an album I would dig.

>>84383013
Fuck off Tim, no one wants to listen to your shit music.

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http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/music/woodsmen-beethoven-moonlight-sonata/

>>84382243

I think I am gonna cry, we could've had another beautiful young Shelly

>>84383038
>He thinks I am Tim
No. Now if you call this music shit you REALLY hate good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBWpQH_-yc

>>84383013

Not him but the first one you posted was better. This one sounds like some super generic shit.

>>84381958

and now there are some idiots with chainsaws cutting trees right below my window

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gib bully wife pls

>>84383030
Start with The Fragile, it's very dynamic and has a lot of long, drawn out instrumental stuff in it.
The Downward Spiral is their best imo, but it's a bit intense.

>>84383030
From the beginning, it's always fun to see how an artist progresses (in this case, not always for the best though their last EP was a step in a good direction).

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>>84383062
She's always been a 10/10. Even in this age.

Sex scene with autistic Dougie when?

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>>84383078
>From the beginning, it's always fun to see how an artist progresses
In this case, I highly recommend you listening to Killing Joke.

No idea why Lynch never got them to perform a song in one of his movies.

They started out as a late 70's punk rock band and then experimented with industrial metal, industrial black metal, alt new wave rock, some pop rock on one of their 80's albums.

VERY diverse. Hard to recommend you one of their songs depending what type of genre of music you like.

But if you like Rammstein: this album (coincidentally released the same year Rammstein became a band) is great heavy industrial metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2sttBzip-8

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If this takes place in 1945, why does the giant look 25 years OLDER than what he did in 1989?

>>84383141
It's not the giant, it's ??????????.

>>84383178
He's A giant, dumb ass.

>>84383141
Because it's 2017 and the actor aged.

Because time is relative in the lodges. While it may have been 1945 on earth, it is no year where he is.

>>84383141
He really doesn't look 25 years older. Just has a few more wrinkles. I'd say he looks 15 years older than he did in first season. Most have aged pretty well from this show.

What the real problem is, is how come the midget doesn't get a cameo here? It would make sense to see him

Of course since that actor made up lies about Lynch and Lynch's daughter, he has been banned from the show but still, them not even bothering to mention the midget when the midget and Bob both sat in that house in FWWM drinking the soup...

>>84382901

THIS CAME OUT IN 2012!?

It sounds like the theme to some horrible early 90's fantasy series that lasted less than two seasons. If you honestly think this fits in with Lynch's style, you're a straight up pleb.

>>84383202
>Because it's 2017 and the actor aged.

That isn't an excuse. A bunch of actors are dead and they're still in the show. Lynch could've digitally de-aged him if it was plot relevant. We can only assume he's viewing the birth of BOB from present day, and sends an orb of Laura BACK to her conception, I guess.

Also we don't know that citadel on the sea is one of the lodges. It definitely ain't the white lodge, at least.

>>84383226
>What the real problem is, is how come the midget doesn't get a cameo here? It would make sense to see him
No it wouldn't, the midget was MIKE's arm. MIKE is presumably birthed along with BOB, so he's a long ways off from cutting his arm off.

>>84383247
Stop being autistic.

>>84383247
How do you know it isn't the white lodge? We know the spirits of it are good, so why couldn't it be?

>>84383268
>le proven wrong autistic defense
Reddit pls go

>>84383226
The tree is the evolution of the man from another place. So m he is still there but looks different

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>>84383247
>Also we don't know that citadel on the sea is one of the lodges.
It's not. It's set in between the Lodge. When Cooper left, he fell into the citadel and then had to use one of their machines to teleport to earth

>>84382901
pretty bad
extremely bland generic pop hiding behind a thin uninteresting veneer of production

>>84383273
>How do you know it isn't the white lodge?
Because both the Man From Another Place and Windom Earle physically described it, and it's nothing like the citadel. Plus we see Briggs go to a place which fits their descriptions.

>>84383284
The actor looks older because he is literally older you autist. Assuming that has any bearing on the plot is the stupidest shit ever.

>>84383226
the midget doesn't get a cameo because he publicly slammed Twin Peaks and called it nonsensical shit

I wouldn't want to hire him back either if he had that much disdain for the project
so now he got replaced by a CGI tree

>>84383247
>it's not an excuse that he aged
>because some of the actors in the show died
lmao what

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>>84383297

>>84383045
Reminder that the Jews are to blame

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I posted this during episode 3 and i am gonna say it again now. This seasons aesthetic seems to be heavily inspired by Raul Ruiz. Check out his film City of Pirates. This episode was also basically a mix between Ruiz, Stan Brakhage and 50's monster films.

>>84383315
And it if it didn't have bearing on the plot then Lynch would've de-aged him or something to at least make the chronology make sense. The giant's scene isn't happening in 1945, the proof is that he's the same age he is in 2017 or whenever the current season actually takes place, and you have no evidence to prove otherwise.

>>84383102
part 11

>>84383325
It's harder to shoehorn in appropriate stock footage of dead actors to keep your plot going than it is to add makeup to an alive one whose character is supposed to be in a scene from the past. Well maybe not so hard with BOB, since all he really does is smile menacingly.

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OHHH MISTA JEFFRIES

DA SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH

>>84383355
You're making the bullshit claim, dumbass. It's not on me to prove anything, it's on you to prove it, and all your "proof" amounts to is that the actor playing the giant has miraculously been subject to the effects of time and looks a bit older than he used to in the original series because he apparently doesn't literally exist in a realm outside of space and time.

You have autism.

Just start with Pretty Hate Machine.

>>84383427
>You have autism.
You sure are putting a lot of effort into disproving something that's apparently retarded to begin with.

>>84383436
Incredible insight. I like the majority of the people on the internet enjoy berating people. You're a genius.

>>84383427

That's all the proof that's needed. The character is older in "1945" than he was in 1989, in fact he looks the exact same age he does in present day, which means it doesn't take place in 1945 and you simply can't prove this wrong. There's digital or makeup effects that Lynch could've used to at least make him look a little bit younger, and the attempt would've been enough to convince viewers that he's SUPPOSED to be 1945 age, but he didn't.

>>84383247
>Lynch could've digitally de-aged him if it was plot relevant

I don't think Lynch really gives a shit. The show is pretty lazy and cheap sometimes.

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>Ladies and Gentlemen, the Roadhouse is proud to welcome The Houkago Tea Time.

The X Files is the canon. Now move on.

>>84382123
it's saturn

>>84383454
>the majority of people on the internet enjoy berating people

autism is off the charts with this one

>>84383432
That's what I'm doing. Same with Killing Joke - S/T

finally done with season 1&2, fwwm and missing pieces. about to start season 3
any advice?

So what is Jeffries endgame?

He has been referenced many times now this season but i still have no idea who's side he's on or what's he's doing.

>>84383495
>too stupid to see you're proving my point

>>84383514
>two people on a message board represent the totality of the internet

the autism is breaking off the charts and entering outer space

>>84383508

I binged the pilot episode and I'm bored as fuck. I think I'll just read the synopsis and start with season 3 to be in touch with this thread.

>>84383508

Enjoy the ride. You made the right choice with Missing Pieces, concepts in this series are lent heavily from it.

>>84383525

We don't welcome you, fuck off secondary.

>you're with your gf
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTlWp7rCs0U starts playing
What do?

>>84383523
Lmfao OK dude. Yeah you're right, the internet is well regarded as a haven of rational debate and calm peaceful interaction. You can't scroll the to the comment section of any given piece of media and find a cesspool of negativity and arguments springing up over almost nothing.

Enjoy lying to yourself.

>>84383513
It's not Jeffries, just someone using his name.

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Cute or CUTE?

>>84383544

Suck my dick faggot, you are not telling me what to do

>>84383560

It's Gordon Cole, Lynch is a massive faggot ass bih and therefore he gave himself a mistique role in his faggy little show.

>>84383508
Read Mark Frost's book first.

>>84383580
your loss bud

>>84383580

You got LYNCH'D on one of the biggest openings in television history. You should just forget about this series instead of being a spineless tag-along.

>>84383556
>thinks everyone on the internet is antisocial like you
>obsessively trying to prove this point
>what are the signs of autism

>>84382883
That's what hookers do to prove they're real, cops can't discriminate.

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>>84383594
literally ain't nobody got time for that. i have way too many books that i put off reading to be reading something by frost

>>84383610
I'm not in the slightest antisocial bud. I've been out with different groups of friends every single night this week. Nothing but projection going on here. Pretty sad.

>>84383594

You mean the one that gets so much shit wrong that it may as well be a fucking fanfic?

Here's better advice, get The Final Dossier where Lynch made Frost get his goddamn shit together.

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>>84383629
READ IT

>>84383639
>I've been out with different groups of friends every single night this week.
That was a hearty kek, thanks Anon

Why do we have to wait for 2 weeks for episode 9?

>>84380708
I'd watch it.

>>84383657
The fact that you are incredulous about something so basic is even sadder. I can imagine how shit your life must be to have reached this stage, trying to lie about something of no meaning, trying to fool yourself, playing devil's advocate for attention. It's pathetic.

>>84383644
i said no nigga.

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>>84383426
this is the thing that killed Tracy, right?

>>84383670
Lynch needs two weeks to stop laughing at the retards who are still watching this shit

>>84383680
not that guy but going out every single night with a different group of people is not something basic.

>>84383670
Wait what? Why is it that American shows always have arbitrary breaks?

>>84383680
The fact that you're putting so much of your time and effort into this is much worse.

>>84383696
hbo shows never do this.
do they?

>>84383696
because they have to set off fireworks and worsen their cholesterol this weekend

>>84383680
>internet enjoy berating people.
Not the guy you're talking to, but you fell down the well you build yourself.

>>84383704
Worse than your pathetic life? Holy shit what a hoot lmfao. I'm literally just ripping into you in the time it takes for my ex-girlfriend to make it round to my apartment and suck my dick for the third time this week bud. Face it, you're wrong about everything and also a pathetic faggot.

>>84383696
Because you're obsessed.

>>84383722
>ex-girlfriend still giving blowjobs
Even if this were true you do realize that means she's giving them to you out of pity, right? And you're calling ME a pathetic faggot? You sure are easily triggered for someone who apparently gets multiple blowjobs a week and has multiple groups of friends.

>>84383508
Fire up the rip cannon boi

>>84383466
>which means it doesn't take place in 1945 and you simply can't prove this wrong.
Not him but you can't prove it either
>There's digital or makeup effects that Lynch could've used
Emphasis on "could've". The fact that it shows a year book picture from Palmer, while also showing Bob's appereance in 1945 at the same time, shows that the place is disconnected from earth's linear time progression.

In that sense, his age doesn't really matter one bit.

When Leland's hair turned white, was he then BOB 24/7?

>>84383755
Wow crazy good comeback dude maybe if you fire a few more of those off you might fix all the glaringly obvious flaws in your shit life lmfao

>>84383788
>your comeback is shit because I don't have one
Even my grandmother could shitpost better than you, and she's dead

>>84383780
Seems so. Once his hair turned white he started acting weird all the time.

>>84383810
He still comforts Maddy that one time and cries when interrogated about killing Jacques. Just BOB pretending?

>>84383780
His hair turned white over night because he was grieving for his daughter, and I guess deep down he knew he was responsible

>>84383805
My comeback is the fact that I'm not a 4chan NEET with no prospects who is literally incredulous at the mere mention of someone having multiple groups of friends lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUqfLQe8axU

Who here Welsh getting mad at 4chan messages?

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Cute!
CUTE!!

>>84383850
>I'm not a 4chan NEET
>spending 30 minutes defending themselves in a /tv/ general
I'll have to consult my calculator because this simply doesn't add up

>>84383863
>they actually didn't show this being filmed in fwwm
missed opportunity or missed opportunity?

>>84381062
he needed to borrow a lighter first with which to light his cigarette

>>84383889
I didn't notice the horns before now. It's head looks like the symbol that was drawn on the card that evil coop had.

>>84383889

Oh shit it's real, the Experiment actually does have tiny little horns. Lynch really isn't pandering to subtlety this season I guess.

Also it looks like its thumbs are on the wrong side.

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>>84380537

>>84383923
>It's head looks like the symbol that was drawn on the card that evil coop had.

Oh fuck

Also the bug had a similar nose to the Jumping Man

The pieces are starting to fit

>>84383827
Yes. Bob is still able to pretend to care as we've seen in the scenes in FWWM with Laura.

>>84380670
once moms were young too

>>84383930
>Also it looks like its thumbs are on the wrong side.
"Sometimes my arms bend back"

When an overweight character is being referenced, can't we just use their name or at least be decent humans in the way we describe them... I won't spoil anything but last episode there was a woman who was a little overweight but nonetheless an absolutely beautiful woman. However, more often than not, since Sunday, I've seen her referred to as fat woman, fat lady, fat girl, fat bitch, and, finally, the grammatically lazy fatwoman. Not only do we know this actresses name, Joy Nash, but her character also had a name listed in the credits! Stop being lazy and mean please! The Twin Peaks community is supposed to be nice and welcoming as it has been for 25 years.

>>84383899
lmfao you do that champ

>>84383950
Wasn't that referring to BOB hogtying his victims?

>>84383937
PUT IT DOUGHHHHHN, LADDIE

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>>84380578
god i love 70's hair

Hey you stupid liars, Mark's book is great and it has no bullshit in it, everything makes sense so stop lying already and scamming people.

>>84383967
>five whole minutes and that's the best you could come up with
reddit pls go

>>84383963
that's unfortunately how society views overweight people :(
you become the fat one, no matter what other qualities you have

>>84383992
You're not fooling anybody Mark

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A CUTE

>>84383992
are you frosting us?

>>84384025

Stop this nonsence charade, I'm not Mark nor anyone who actually cared about the books and understood them.

>>84383963
When a character of color is being referenced, can't we just use their name or at least be decent humans in the way we describe them... I won't spoil anything but last episode there was a man who was a little darker but nonetheless an absolutely handsome man. However, more often than not, since Sunday, I've seen him referred to as coal miner, smile in the dark, watermelon lover, sooty, and, finally, the grammatically lazy nigga. Not only do we know this actors name, Robert Broski, but his character also had a name listed in the credits! Stop being lazy and mean please! The Twin Peaks community is supposed to be nice and welcoming as it has been for 25 years.

>>84384045
>I'm not Mark nor anyone who actually cared about the books and understood them.
>>84383992
>everything makes sense

Checkmate Mark

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>>84382470
Grabbed my copy, confirmed. Fucking FROSTED

>>84383629
>I don't have time to read I have to shitpost!
neck yourself

>>84384003
I'm doing other things friend, not just sitting there trying to think up epic responses for some virgin autist that 3-0d their whole life without even needing my help lmfao

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>2017 james
would you?
also who do guys think aged well?

>>84383850
I'm not gonna bother quoting the whole chain but both of you are obviously pathetic losers

>>84384147
this t b h you two need to just get away from your computers or phones or whatever and do something else for like half an hour

>>84384121
not that anon but ending all your posts with a variation of lol or lmao screams desperation

>>84384127
Bobby, Cooper, Shelly, Laura, Hawk

>>84384127
sherilyn fenn, maden amchik, norma, dana ashbrook, ray wise, miguel ferrer (rip) and judy

>>84384121

Yet you take the time out of your "other things" to keep feeding the troll anyway? lmfao

>>84384166
lmfao ok bud

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>>84383353
Check out La Chouette Aveugle by Ruiz, gorgeous colors for days.

>>84384163
But I'm being entertained and keeping the thread alive, since barely anything else is being discussed here. It's win-win for both us

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>>84380465
why no one is talking about possibility of refnverse canon?

>>84384147
>>84384163
nice projection lads, any other insecurities you'd like to inadvertently reveal? lmfao holy shit too good

>>84384233
lmao fuck off already

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audrey when? i swear if she has just some cameo or some shit i'm gonna be agitated

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>>84383690

I'd pump and dump

>>84384233
For someone who started out claiming to be like the majority of the Internet, you sure did a good job turning yourself into the thread's dunce.

>>84381203
Doesn't matter how clean it seems, the place is still rotten.

>>84384250
>Laura's family is the good bloodline
>Audrey's family is the evil bloodline

>>84384047
You're absolutely right, but forgot that 4chan is populated with teenagers that are trying to show their "adultness" by being edgy.

>>84384277
lmfao what you just dont get is that its validating for my confidence to not be respected by pathetic virgin neets like yourself kiddo

if you respected me genuinely i would feel worried, but i can see from how jealous and angry you are that we are both exactly where we need to be i.e me with my metaphorical boot stepping on your back to greater things HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY TRUE YOU ARE SOCIETAL DETRITUS LMFAO

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>>84384250
In the last episode, we see her sitting at a desk at the Great Northern. We see a figure's shadow approach. Audrey looks up and smiles. She says "So you finally got back to me after all these years. I've never stopped loving you." The camera cuts and we see it's John Justice Wheeler.

>>84382039
he's not a great actor

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>>84384300
Wow, baited hook line and sinker.
How's that fresh pasta taste, sooty?

>>84384327

this post should be one of the rotating banners at the top of 4chan

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I decided to bingewatch the 2nd episode and this shit appeared, I laughed my hat off, Lynch is truly a hack lmao

new thread
>>84380411
>>84380411
>>84380411
>>84380411

Bump limit niggos new thread when?

>>84384341
O.k. you got me.

But even if it's a pasta, that doesn't invalidate the sentiment expressed in it.

>>84384391
You do realise that the sentiment was entirely a mockery of race politics using the example of a character in literal blackface, right?

Kill yourself, you fucking child.

>>84383963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA
>I'm soooo fat it's soooo annoying because of other people

>>84384446
> Kill yourself, you fucking child.
I would have taken you seriously if it weren't for that last line.

But if you want to shout profanities at strangers on the internet, I'm down for that.

suck my strap-on

>>84382365
That's not her husband it's some actor
If enough people make a fake ID on a photo the search engines accept it

>>84383963
how fat are you?

>>84382483
What are the 50?

>>84382483
Christ I wish I knew that before reading. I've been angry the whole time.

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>>84383963
>a little overweight

>>84382483
The only inconsistencies I care about are the changes to Norma and Annie. Those retcons prove that there have to be some intentional inconsistencies in the book. Right now we have no way of knowing how or why these changes have occurred.

>>84384839
also the presence of MIKE with one arm in the 20's/30's.

>>84383508
>any advice

Yeah open your eyelids you dork

>>84382735
Stop being so abrasive jesus christ

If you watch Lynch calling every outlandish character AUTISTIC you're missing the point

>>84382129
it looked cool. Frost wrote it. If Lynch wrote this show it'd be the same thing that inland empire, mulholland drive and lost highway were because he's a one trick pony