>"The actor for Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town is in the terminal stage of cancer and is said to die in the following days.."
Shall we send him a card or some shit?
Send him a card? Fucker he'll be dead before it gets there.
This cancer shit man. Why can't they cure it?
>>84358083
he's not jewish.
>>84357962
We're number 1!!!'
>>84357962
i hope he makes it to his birthday that is coming up
He needs to know what a good meme he's been all these years...
>>84357962
Literally who?
>>84357962
Good, hopefully the fucking idiotic ironic Lazy Town bullshit meme dies with him
Fuck this cunt
>>84358083
Because it makes tons of money
>>84357962
>talk shit about Trump
>get cancer and die
LMAO
>>84358402
Lazy Town memes predate 4chan.
https://youtu.be/zo1N-Q7MxdA
F
>>84358083
They don't want to cure it. They want to find a way for people to live with it by having to buy medication.
>>84358887
Yes? They're from ytmnd.
>>84358562
Oh sweetie...
>>84357962
Why don't you quit making threads and leave the guy alone you fucking leech?
>>84357962
The only thing that is an actual health threat today is fucking cancer of all things
We've known about this shit since the dawn of time, how have we not found a cure to it yet?
We just do barbaric shit like just cutting it out of you, or bombarding you with radiation and harmful drugs to try and "kill" the cancer while also killing the REST of your fucking body
If I ever get diagnosed with cancer, I'm eating a fucking bullet because I don't want to spend the last few months of my life going from hospital bed to hospital bed, slowly getting more of me hacked off by doctors until I die
>>84359089
most forms of cancer is far from a death sentence you know
testicular cancer has something like 97.5% survival rate
>>84358180
He does
He's made videos about it
He loves it
>>84359089
>how have we not found a cure to it yet?
Because it's not a disease per say, it's a fault of the body. We haven't gotten rid of myopia either.
>>84358083
>This "dying" shit man.
>Why can't they cure it?
My liver hurts.
I bet I'm next, guys.
>>84357962
F
>>84358562
lazy town started in 2004, 4chan existed since 2003
>>84358573
>Subscribe for more cancer
haha fuck that's dark
>>84359983
No no no no...
;_;
>get rich by doing stupid faces on camera
>die in agony
Got what he deserves. This applies to all celebrities in the world.
>>84359230
My friend only has one testicle due to his ball cancer.
>>84357962
>Robbie Rotten
isn't that a pornstar?
>>84358562
I remember seeing Lazy Town stuff on 4chan 13 years ago.
>>84358083
>implying they can't cure it already
smdhtbqhwyfamilia
>>84359983
>>84360216
Does that make him 1/2 or 2/3 of a man?
>>84359089
probably the dumbest shit I ever read
>>84359089
>We've known about this shit since the dawn of time, how have we not found a cure to it yet?
Cancer is a 20th century disease, there are no traces of it in history, especially not in younger men and in the great numbers we can see today
>>84359983
>>84359089
You sound so retarded that you better eat the bullet right now.
>>84360419
>Genetic corruption resulting in cells that constantly replicate only started in the 20th century
We didn't have the technology or the knowledge to understand what cancer was back then. It probably would have been one of a billion cases of "randomly died for no apparent reason"
>>84359983
fuck, dude
>>84360419
>Cancer
The earliest written record regarding cancer is from circa 1600 BC in the Egyptian Edwin Smith Papyrus and describes breast cancer
Holy shit dude read a book
>>84357962
this sucks, i love lazytown memes
>>84358083
whats with the conspiracy nuts replying to this? The problem is that in our current moment, stage 4 pancreatic cancer is a fucking hard thing to treat let alone cure. There is no cure. If steve jobs who has all money in the fucking world to treat himself can't live, robbie aint gonna make it, and its not because jews are hiding the cure underground, its because the cure doesnt exist yet.
>>84360419
Probably because no one knew about it.
>>84360419
What the fuck. Cancer has been described in ancient writings over 3000 years ago you halfwit.
>>84359089
>The only thing that is an actual health threat today is fucking cancer of all things
Heart disease
Chronic lower respiratory disease
Accidents (unintentional injuries)
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases)
Alzheimer's disease
Diabetes
Influenza and pneumonia
Kidney disease (nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis)
Suicide
>>84359089
Calm down faggot. You are very unknowledgeable. My father had cancer twice. Adrenal then Spinal. Sure he was sick for a while but it's not like he spent months in the hospital. It's all about good doctors. The Mayo clinic is superb in America.
we are number one but every time he says one the cancer gets worse
>>84359089
Cancer isn't a disease that can be cured really, the only thing they could do would be use nanobots to try and mitigate the spread but its just your cells mutating and not dying like they're supposed to so basically ever moment in time you have a chance to get cancer and it goes up over time until its inevitable
>>84360729
>americans named a clinic after fucking mayonnaise
that's nice
>>84360784
>americans named a clinic after fucking mayonnaise
>>84360784
well it's named after the guy William Mayo
Who got his last name when a teenager and he and his brother ate so much sandwiches filled with mayo that his brother actually ruptured his stomach and died, he was 700 pounds and a legend in the town
>>84360624
>If steve jobs who has all money in the fucking world to treat himself
Which he didn't do, reminder. His self-prescribed treatment was an all-apple diet.
>>84359983
welp
>>84358083
Cancer is made of your own cells, you can hurt it without introducing something int your body that will also hurt your body.
That's why chemo and radiation suck so badly, it's trying to brute force it, put you near the brink of death and hope all the mutated cells die off before you do.
A cure for cancer would mean sending in something that could determine what's you and what is the cancer and then eliminate the cancer.
That's a job for nanomachines or an advanced screening system with pin-point accurate radiation bursts.
>>84358562
I hardly remember Robbie Rotten being the main meme.
>>84359230
That's because your balls dangle outside of your body and the cancer has a limited route to metastasized. Also you can feel it unlike things that start within your body.
What's the point of living with only one testicle though?
>>84359913
>per say
You must be a doctor!
>>84361760
There are already things like that. Retards think chemo and radiation are the only options. Gene-therapy and immuno-theraly are successful methods that target the cancer itself
>>84357962
you fuck with trump, you FUCK WITH ALL OF US
he should have listened, 8 years bitch, I doubt you'll even get onelol
>>84360624
>steve jobs
he died of AIDS though.
>>84359983
Ok this got me
>>84360624
Jobs was eccentric as fuck, started believing in hippy home remedy stuff
>>84359983
NOT LIKE THIS
>>84359983
I wanted links to meme videos. I didn't ask to feel this way.
>>84361795
He wasnt
In fact he was really rare in terms of all the content
Its revisionist history because he has cancer
>>84360419
They had skin cancer in ancient Egypt.
>>84362476
I mean I remember his memes going back to at least 2010, but before that Lazy Town posting was exclusively Stephanie posting
>>84362569thats what I remember too, all stephanie. robbie rotten content came from a different website...
>>84357962
He's not fucking dead yet, but you should fucking kill yourself, now fuck off and die.
>>84358083
Supposedly, that shark shit does the trick most of the time. You just have to go to a country where they do the procedure.
>>84362611
>>84362611
Funny enough, for a long time I thought Robbie Rotten was the Jay Leno Ghost from Big Bad Beetle-Borgs. Obviously I never cared for Lazy Town even when Stephanie posting was big so I never actually knew who Robbie Rotten was until just a few years ago.
>>84360624
And there's no Stage 5?
>>84360624
Nobody said a cure exists.
They said no cure exists or will exist in the near future because research into creating one is lethargic due to finding a cure being contrary to the financial interests of the medical industry.
>>84358949
this. same thing has happened with AIDS. first the cooked it up, then after a few years of letting people die to create fear they introduced meds that will keep you alive so long as you can afford them. it's pretty clever if you view it without emotion.
>>84358562
Predate? No, but they were popularized by other sites suh as ytmnd. Its weird to see a dead fad make a comeback
>>84359913
>We haven't gotten rid of myopia either.
funny I could have sworn I had laser surgery for that a few months ago and threw away my glasses. must have dreamt all that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgZwIJQe-c
>>84357962
>Shall we send him a card or some shit?
I'd rather we send him some shit.
>>84358562
nope
related: http://lazytorrents.ytmnd.com/
>>84363403
forgot image
>>84362037
>DUDE TRUMP MOCKED A SHITTY JOURNALIST THAT HAPPENED TO BE DISABLED FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE THATS NOT FUNNY MUH FEELINGS
>HA HA HA KATHY GRIFFEN THREATENING TO VIOLENTLY MURDER THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF WITH AN AX HA HA HA GET FUCKED TRUMP
These liberal retards need to make up their fucking minds.
Do feelings matter or do they not?
>>84360419
holy fucking shit man cancers been found in animals for years aswell as humans. Statics for cancer reported go up as cancer gets more diagnosed and the average life span goes up. The only way to prevent cancer is death and it will stay that way forever. People who think there will be a cure or is a cure are blindly optimistic about life in general and you should ignore them. Scientists in the 60s/70s got extremely cocky about being on the verge of curing cancer to get more grants even though they had gotten nowhere, it hasn't changed at all today either.
>>84358562
Nope, YTMND and /b/ are the only reason anyone even knows who this guy is
>>84359983
>>84362037
add it to the collage
>>84358562
We Are Number 1 is shit-tier normie meme.
You Are a Pirate is superior in every way.
>>84363111
NSA watchlist trips
>>84359983
F, why do the best characters always have to go?
>>73612755
>>84361760
or find chemical alternatives that can stop the out of control cell division on cancer cells, it is already known cancer cells need telomerase in abundance to sustain themselves
>>84360928
>>84358083
Follow the money.
Which generates more revenue: A cure, or treatments?
>>84359983
>>84360233
bonnie rotten but i like where your heads at
>>84363888
Well in both cases there someone was making fun of a retard, so it's either okay or it's not(it's okay)
>>84361883
>What's the point of living with only one testicle though?
would that actually effect your life at all? you could get a prosthetic ball inside it if it feels weird and maybe some testosterone supplements which you probably need if you post on 4chan anyway
>>84359983
Ouch.
>cancer can be cured, you just need money
Then how come Steve Jobs died?
He could've had a pyramid built of gold.
>>84361883
>What's the point of living with only one testicle though?
Well, you're not going to breed, so why do you care?
>>84366154
Alternative medicine, ignorance and his own pride killed him just as much as the cancer did
>>84366096
>needing pills to maintain a libido.
Nothing left to do but heroin at that point.
>>84366154
Didn't he think that he could just eat a pure fruit diet and it would go away
>>84363218
That's not a "cure".
>>84366209
He went to alternative medicine because the other options were shitty, because there is no secret jew cure.
>Creates a GoFundMe to raise money for his illness
>Raises $130,000
>Dies
His final lesson in trickery
>>84360650
>heart disease
Don't be a fatass and eat a healthy diet.
>diabetes
Stop eating so much sugar, or blame your parents for eating so much sugar.
>Influenza & pneumonia
Stop hanging around peasants while being young/old. Have a better immune system.
>Kidney disease
Stop eating so much salt.
>Suicide
Hahaha, how is depression real? Just be yourself and get a girlfriend!
>>84362514
no, they're just black
>>84359983
He cant die
he's number one
don't feel bad
he's immortalized in meme form
>>84366296
You forgot Alzheimer's disease
>Don't eat so much shit containing aluminum based compounds if it's actually the cause
>Also don't eat so much sugar because it may be be a form of diabetes.
>>84360624
>implying steve jobs didn't fake his own death and used his immense fortune to change his appearance so he could live a peaceful and quiet life
>>84366471
Is aluminium actually linked to Alzheimer's?
I thought it's still relatively unknown, with mostly denatured protein built up in the brain due to chaperonins not working properly or some shit (forgot most of college Bio)
>>84366471
>>84366532
>The majority of researchers do not support a causal connection with aluminium.[80]
>>84366532
It is unknown, but it's one of those things that keeps popping up in those tricky "correlation does not equate causation" scenarios such as one case where an Aluminum processing worker got it comparatively early and they found quite a bit of it in his brain.
A lot of conspiracy people think the link is being suppressed because an aluminum anti-caking compound in flour is highly used.
>>84366532
Some people think it is and blame antiperspirants with high aluminum content
>>84360729
Mayo clinic is God tier, so glad I live right by it.
>>84360784
You're incredibly retarded
>>84362037
wow wtf , the dude works with kids and kathy went way to far with that pic no person with common sense can defend what she did
>>84357962
>>84363545
>2006/2007
Really?
>>84366237
Its was about as good as any other treatment option he had
>>84362037
>this guy deserves to die because he doesn't like muh drumpf!
Fuck off
>>84362037
Good. I hope this guy suffers and drops dead.lol
>>84361883
>>84366096
>>84366205
Testosterone and sperm production rates aren't harmed at all by having one testicle instead of two. The remaining ball "takes over" sperm production.
Lots of men with one ball go on to father children.
>>84358083
cancer will never be cured, not because it's "not profitable", but because there are thousands of completely different types of cancer.
>>84358083
(((cure)))
>>84362569
You are a pirate memes focused on the Robbie parts. But you're right, old Lazy Town memes focused on Stephanie or Stephanie + Sportacus. And before the big Robbie resurgence there was Stingy and the Mine Song.
>>84366277
He went down in history.
>>84357962
>named Robbie Rotten
>his genetics were literally rotten
>>84368177
>cancer will never be cured, not because it's "not profitable", but because there are thousands of completely different types of cancer.
That's a stupid argument. They wouldn't all be called cancer if they didn't have some commonalities and almost all existing cancer treatments are effective for more than just one type of cancer. And even in the worst case scenario where the best you could do is come up with thousands of separate solutions it's not like that amount of work is beyond the scope of all humanity's efforts poured into decades or even centuries of upcoming trial and error. It's a huge leap to go from "this makes it difficult" to "this makes it impossible."
there will never be a cure you morons the entire universe is built upon death
>>84361403
>all-apple diet
legit keked
>>84358402
it'll only make it stronger
>>84369209
this guy knowsNOTHING SURVIVES. NOT YOUR PARENTS. NOT YOUR CHILDREN. NOT EVEN STARS.
If dubs Boogie dies on the operating table and his life force goes to Robbie
He is number one
>>84357962
His last words were "just keep memeing"
>>84371456
>off by one
F
>plays the role of a human cancer
>dies of cancer early
Ever noticed how terrible people get afflicted with illnesses? Something tells me they casted him because he was like that IRL.
>>84362037
Wtf I hate Robbie Rotten now
>>84360181
haha epic bro XD!!1!!!
>>>/b/
>>84359983
>tfw I relate to a childrens show character
>again
>>84359983
>>84362037
>he insulted my inept husbando
>he deserves death
Get fucked, you fuckin twat
Cancer is hard to cute since it's a flaw in our genetic code.
>>84360729
>Americans name their cancer clinic after mayonnaise
Fat fucks
>>84359866
Memekino
>>84362037
>white knighting a retarded billionaire on the internet
Sad!
>>84362037
>All these idiots biting the b8
Sleep well, prince of detritus
>>84360419
no it's not you fucking retard, go back to facebook and not vaccinating your non-existent children
>>84358083
Cancer is genetic, we will cure it someday but we will never eradicate it.
My good friend lost his mom in a matter of months to pancreatic cancer. Fuck that shit. Thank god my family doesn't have a huge history of cancer.
>>84357962
>Shall we send him a card or some shit?
That's a good idea.
>>84365238
>You Are a Pirate is superior in every way.
FUCKING THIS
I remember blasting You are a pirate in High school virtual class bloc and my friend had to come running in to warn me that you could hear the shit in the adjoining rooms and turn that shit down
>>84360650
>>84366296
>>84366471
>>84366532
>>84366640
>>84366848
>tfw 30 years old and can't remember most anything thats happened before today
i struggled to remember the phone number of my house all my life. halvesheimers shit fuckin sucks.
>LOOK AT THIS LUMP
>THAT I JUST FOUND
>WHEN I SAY WHY
>GET READY TO DIE
>WHY
>WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
>LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE
F
>>84358083
I read that some guy in brazil invented a pill that cured cancer and was distributing to his patients but it was taken out of circulation for official tests and approval which takes like a decade
>>84361760
>>84375398
>I read that some guy in brazil invented a pill that cured cancer
If this actually existed cancer would be cured by now because companies would be making bank off the cure, and since cancer is genetic it can't be eradicated which means there would always be a market for this magical cure.
Man, I wish I was half as edgy ad the people ITT
>>84364589
>>84360777
what about all the treatments? granted most people recover from them just to discover some cancer again but are you saying no person ever lived the rest of their lives free from it?
>>84366471
wrong
>read a lot and play puzzles
>don't retire
>>84359089
Cancer isn't a "disease" that can be "cured". It's an inherent flaw in our genetic makeup.
People are getting "cured" and "eradicated" confused in this thread.
Cancer will likely be cured someday.
Cancer will likely never be eradicated because it's genetic.
>>84361883
As an anon with one nut, it's really not a big deal, at least not anymore. I lost it due to testicular tortion at 13 and it gave me pretty big anxiety with regards to ever getting laid due to the fear she'd notice and tell everyone i'm a freak
>>84368821
>>84361795
>>84362476
literally the original lazytown meme
>>84375653
>torsion
So it wasnt even cancer?
fag
>>84375471
found it
http://www.nature.com/bjc/journal/v109/n11/full/bjc2013510a.html
also most pharma companies don't have R&D
>>84359983
>>84358083
>Why can't they cure it?
Because liberals use government regulation to prevent technological innovation.
>>84375398
Fake. Macacos can't invent things
>>84375648
>Cancer will likely be cured someday.
t. a nobody on 4chan
>>84376005
Why is it so hard to believe we will greatly improve on detecting and destroying cancer cells?
>>84376018
we'll be able to upload our brains into usb drives before that happens
>>84360419
You're full of shit. Cancer has been documented throughout all history. The Greeks even gave it the name because the cancer growths looked like crabs.
>>84357962
>i never even heard of Lazy Town until i came here
why should i care about some fuck with cancer
loads of people get cancer daily nothing new here
>>84376087
>we will be able to shed our mortal forms before we improve cancer cell detection
anon pls don't be dumb
lazy town memes were never funny, its a tv show for small children that you should feel embarrassed watching because its so childish. i know there are plenty of autists here who genuinely enjoy the show, and you should kill yourselves for being so unbearably cringeworthy
>>84363052
>finding a cure being contrary to the financial interests of the medical industry.
this is so fucking dumb. It's not like "medical industry" is some kind of a monolith entity with a Medical Emperor at the helm. It's just a bunch of companies and people. If one company figures out how to cure cancer and make millions of it, what the fuck do they care if other companies lose billions?
>>84375919
>walkmen
>hot air balloons
>anti venom serum
>BMIs
>wrist watches
>radio transmission
>FUCKING AIR PLANES
>>84376189
Also cancer is a chronic disease, which means if a cure is invented there will be a never ending market for it meaning $$$$$$$$ forever
>>84363052
This doesn't make any sense. Any person or company that discovered a cure for cancer would get a shit ton of money and a shit ton of positive PR. Literally no downsides.
F
>>84375748
Nope, just a twisted nut
for what it's worth, tortion is painful as fuck, cancer is pussy shit
>>84359983
Why didn't he just ask to be their friend then? It's not like they would have rejected him. They're friendly with everybody
>>84376210
Keep saying that to yourself little macaco
>>84359089
>The only thing that is an actual health threat today is fucking cancer of all things
>what is AIDS
>>84376225
if it's cured in an individual hopefully it won't recur
unless you mean it can't be prevented
>>84363240
>Says "Covfefe" out loud three times
>Cancer goes from "remission" to "stage 4 terminal" overnight
I'm actually starting to believe in meme magic. Meme responsibly, lads.
>>84376507
>unless you mean it can't be prevented
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Cancer is the product of our flawed ability to reproduce our genetic makeup, it's inherent to existince. We will never be able to stop cancer cells from popping up, but I'm convinced we will be able to efficiently target those cells specifically someday when they do arise, hence why the market for a cancer drug will never dry up.
>>84368955
Do you know what cancer is? It's when your white blood cells start going out of control and multiplying like crazy. 1 in 2 people will get it.
>>84359983
>In 2002, he founded an organization in Iceland called Rainbow Children. He hoped it would “reach out and help those children who had been bullied like I was and had no one to talk to about it.”
>>84368658
well he sure isn't getting up anymore
>>84376210
UMA
>>84375774
>supposed cure for cancer
>can't even get it published in Nature
LMAO
>>84375399
lol
>>84362037
THE CURSE OF THE DONALD
>>84362037
Fuck you, bitch.
>>84357962
Some /mu/tants already saved him today, nothing to worry about guys, Robbie will be fine
>>84363111
Cancer has been known since the beginning of civilization, also shit tier argument, Magic Johnson got it on 91.
>>84361795
It was:
Wanting to fuck Stephanie
Cooking by the Book song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX4A
>>84359983
God fucking damn
>>84359983
>>84357962
>Patriotic cancer
At least he voted for Trump
F
>>84365652
Considering if a corporation had a cure for cancer they could jack up the prices a fuck ton and gain loads of deals due to you know, curing cancer
>>84358083
Fuck cancer, I want baldness to be cured. It's 2017 and the best we have is propecia, rogaine and shitty hair implants. Really?
>>84358083
that's sad
i only watched random episodes from the first 1-2 season when it aired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
show always had good songs too
>>84380085
Cancer can lead to death. At worst with baldness, you'll be a little insecure.
>>84380085
The bald lobby is very powerful
>>84375471
oh you naive little boy
cancer isnt "genetic" its a mutation of cells in ones body, no one knows what could be the catalyst for the mutation, but there are many sources that can force it.
cancer will never be cured because its too profitable to treat it. same thing with hiv/aids.
these are not only money makers they are a limited form of population control(not a very good one since we still have more births then deaths every year)
>>84358402
this, fucking sick of this reddit shit
>>84381073
>cancer will never be cured because its too profitable to treat it.
But whoever manages to create some kind of cure or treatment to prevent it will make a lot of profit.
Stupid tinfoil argument.
>>84381155
a short term profit maybe, once everyone is cured no one has any reason to buy the cure anymore. at most they will make money for 200 years, (2 generations) then your body will have the antibodies so no future cancer will be created....unless cancer mutates then the cure no longer works and medical profits starts again for treatment
learn the basics of money plz
>>84381073
AIDS/HIV cure is around the corner, more of a plague than just age and cell death. People want it gone.
>>84363052
>tfw I'm actually working to find a cure for cancer at a medical company...
>>84358083
cancer is the penultimate force of nature, it cannot be beaten in order to keep the status quo
>>84381279
You learn the basics of cancer since you clearly have huge misunderstandings how cancer works you tinfoil dumbass
>>84358562
Stephanie was on /b/ before I was old enough to be a pedophile
>>84374306
>white knighting a dying R-list actor on the internet
Sad!
>>84381359
"Cancer is a group of diseases involving abnormal cell growth with the potential to invade or spread to other parts of the body"
what part do you not understand?
>>84359983
Didn't expect to wake up to these feels man
Fucking F
>>84359983
Whys this hurting so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xW2taEoH6s
F
>>84381429
You do realise that cancer cells can mutate in such a way that the receptors that are normally on the cell are completely disformed so that inhibitory molecules can't bind to them?
Which is the reason they have a gazillion different kind of chemo medications?
>>84363111
that's an american thing, my friend has aids and health care pays all his meds
he never paid a single yuro
RIP Robbie
>I can never hire robbie rotten to show up at my birthday party
>>84382487
yes and?
so your agreeing that we will never cure it
on the off chance we did they would never release the cure.
hence its more profitable to treat then cure
>>84359983
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? ALWAYS IN THE END THE TRUTH IS REVEALED
>>84359983
>AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY I FIND IT KIND OF SAD THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I EVER HAD
Goodbye Robbie.
>>84376370
because they're little kids
>>84358083
Because it's lucrative to treat patients and not cure them. You cure something, you cut off your money supply.
They don't care about how many of us die, they just want their trillion dollars.
I wish more people would go to his gofundme page.
This is actually making me really sad. He makes so many people happy, and he just seems like a really amazing and nice guy.
>>84358083
It's because the Robbie Rotten meme IS cancer anon. You fucks are responsible for this.