/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

fuck jumpin man

Fucking pedophile fat lady kissing a 17 year-old.
Why is this acceptable?
Fuck David Lynch. Sick piece of shit.

fuck jump man

DOugi need pee

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claiming lolifu

best episode yet f4m

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>>84328908
40 years of planning

Rhonda best girl
Shadow best song (so far)

>>84328908
HAHA FECKERRRRRRRRR

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dougie get ipad

PENDERECKI

Ray should have finish Booper :(

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he was right

I've been Lynched. This is the first episode that bothered me because of all the surrealist try hard shit. Same reason I always hated Eraserhead.

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:c

Someone pls explain last nights episode to me.

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Reminder that Charlotte is objectively the best Twin Peaks waifu.

the post 2 below me will be lynched

>>84328984
it is a documentary, now sleep

post the lynched webm

>>84328984
>always hated Lynch's best work
yeah you were lynched from the start faggot

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>>84329013

>>84329007
>>84329013
kek

>>84329002
atom bomb opened rift
interdimensional aliens came from breach
one was bob, one was alien egg

giant send Laura Orb to earth

>>84328953
It's nice to think Lynch actually has a genuine interest in nukes rather than throwing that in Eraserhead because "DUDE PHALLUS".

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>>84329007
>>84329013

>Lynch imitating Kubrick

It is over lads

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>>84328981
Is Alex Jones from the Lodge?

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2 Questions :

- Were these guys killed by the nuclear explosion? (would explain the "got a light").
- Is that THE convenience store that David Bowie is talking about?

DOugei order McDonalds

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this shit starts to make sense if you add Alex Jones into the mix
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>>84328981

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Guys,i don't want Twin Peaks to end.

I was reluctant going into the season 3 but this is just an utter fucking masterpiece...

I can't lads. I can't live without Twin Peaks. I have horrid anxiety and low self-esteem. Weekly Twin Peaks is like a 56 minute orgasm...It's the only escape i Have from this hell.

When Twin Peaks ends,I hang.

>>84329053
Are you stupid or something? Lynch has always admired Kubrick and The Shining and 2001 are some of his favorite films, he said that when he found out Eraserhead was Kubrick's favorite film he could've died happy on the spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKUeIEdRMY

>ep 1
1010
>ep 2
10/10
>ep 3
10/10
>ep 4
5/10
>ep 5
7/10
>ep 6
5/10
>ep 7
6/10
>ep8
8/10

>>84328981
>>84329092
the allusions to the Lodge and to the Masons
as well as the use of owls like Minerva's owl which is used by the Illuminati
PROVE TO ME THAT LYNCH DIDN'T RAPE HIS DAUGHTER AND DRINK BABY BLOOD WITH OTHER CELEBRITIES AND THE ELITES

>>84329085
>- Were these guys killed by the nuclear explosion? (would explain the "got a light").
no sure if they were already there and the bomb woke them
>- Is that THE convenience store that David Bowie is talking about?
yes
also convenience store in Bob's dream speech

REMINDER THAT MARK FROST READS THESE THREADS.

SAY SOMETHING NICE (or mean) TO HIM.

Last night's episode was unironically the greatest thing that has ever aired on tv

Can Lynch even top this with the rest of the season?

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Did anyone notice the bruises on the Girl's legs?

Was she being abused? Is that why frog/bob entered inside her?

I noticed this on first watch but I haven't seen anyone post about it. On her right leg there's a dark spot on the outer part near her knee and on her left leg it's around the same spot on the inner area near her knee so when she sits like that with her legs we can see they are placed that way to be seen at once on both legs. These aren't just caused by lighting I capped that just now and seconds later when she readjusts herself to lay down the black spots do not disappear and they very clear are spots/marks on her knees. So any ideas?

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>>84329036
Oh wow thats actually what I thought happened. I'm not as dumb as I thought I was.

>>84329120
he did, but it was worthy if we get this KINO

>>84329099
iktf

>>84329123
he a hoe

>>84329002
History of the forces operating in twin peaks. The first nuclear explosion was an act so evil that it caused the blind mother, who presumably stabbed the couple in NYC to death, to be able to take form in the real world, and give birth to BOB along with some other eggs containing some frog cicada mutant, along with a bunch of black hobos, who are presumably agents of the black lodge.

The white lodge saw this and in response sent their own entity into the world, presumably laura but who knows at this point.

A cicada frog (I'm saying A, because there might be more given the fact that you see a fuckload of eggs) crawls into a sleeping girl's mouth, what this means, we don't know yet.

>>84328953
Or you know the nuke pic in Gordon's office

>>84329123
I liked your book

>>84329099
>Weekly Twin Peaks

Not this week, pal :^)

>>84329122
>also convenience store in Bob's dream speech
don't remember that one. Is that in the serie?

Never been more absorbed in a tv episode

>>84329128
yes
the extent of the power of blackies
and their aliances still open

>>84329099
we should make a weekly /tpg/ after show finishes

>>84329138
>child slavery and human trafficking by the elites is okay as long as we get 'KINO'
I agree.

>>84329036
>interdimensional aliens came from breach
>one was bob, one was alien egg

this makes some sense, thanks. but more questions, did we get answers to these:

- alien egg creature got inside kid in 1950s => -
what happens to this?
- where did the woodsman come from?
- bob came from where? the egg?

giant send Laura Orb to earth => this is just weird

anyone has any of the music that was in this episode?

I liked the dark ambient in the black and white sequence with the fat lady sitting in front of the camera

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Cute?
YES/YES

>>84329166
in european pilot
but Cooper describes it to Lucy and Harry after first Midget Dream

>>84329195
no :(

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We witnessed Bob's creation/birth. I saw it as the nuclear bomb being such a violent/evil thing it allowed the "mother" to create Bob, or Bob was just created as a byproduct of the blast, a being of chaos and destruction.

The blast also made a tear between worlds, hence the convenience store and hobos. Bob physically reincarnated as an egg, and then years later finally hatched. The hobos came to help him find his first human host, and used the radio to help him by repeating the code until he came in range of it and could take a human host.

I think it was clear the hobos were helping the bug thing, as the Woodsman repeated his poem until the bug entered the host, and then he left. His poem also put listeners to sleep, so that wherever BobBug would hear the radio and go, he would find a sleeping host to inhabit.

>>84329166
Hawk goes to another convenience store to buy ropes

>>84329127
that fucking lamp is making me picture mushroom clouds

So is The Secret Lives Of Twin Peaks actually worth reading?

>>84329151
>blowing up sand is evil
no

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>tfw you realize that static isn't some deep message about television and media, but it's literally radiation messing up the image

>>84329102
>he said that when he found out Eraserhead was Kubrick's favorite film he could've died happy on the spot
this makes me really happy for some reason

BABALON
A
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Based Ray Monroe, /ourguy/ through and through

He needs to stop trying to explain the lodge. It's best as a spooky unknown thing.

>>84329128
How many theories have you read so far from this series? And how many of them have come true?

Lynch is not gonna be this obvious.

>>84328937
Her footarches are fucking insane

>>84329204
>We witnessed Bob's creation/birth. I saw it as the nuclear bomb being such a violent/evil thing it allowed the "mother" to create Bob, or Bob was just created as a byproduct of the blast, a being of chaos and destruction.

It was the physical properties, if it was what you're saying it would have been during the nukes dropping on Japan

>>84329202
Was that an option?

>>84329182
>- alien egg creature got inside kid in 1950s => -
>what happens to this?
we wait to see, speculation over this is useless
>- where did the woodsman come from?
we wait to see, speculation over this is useless too

>- bob came from where? the egg?
he come along with the egg, he is an orb, but not gold

>giant send Laura Orb to earth => this is just weird
the golden orb is akin to Dougies' one
we don't know if that is Laura's soul, if she is special or if there is going to be a new Laura

>>84329252
I'd be interested to know what exactly you think was explained about the lodge(s).

>>84329182
>- alien egg creature got inside kid in 1950s => -
>what happens to this?
We don't know
>- where did the woodsman come from?
We don't know
>- bob came from where? the egg?
We don't know
>giant send Laura Orb to earth => this is just weird
The orb being laura might be a red herring. It's a little bit too straight faced showing that same fuckin prom picture on that orb to indicate that it's laura

>Ends up being some good vs evil bullshit

>>84328908
Ray didn't deserve that. He outwitted Booper, plain and simple.

>>84329127
I noticed it but i have no idea what it is.
Also this girl looked so pure.

>>84329224
Creating a weapon that could kill hundreds of thousands of people and cause untold pain and suffering to millions more, is.

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Why didn't they just give him a light?

NIN was best musical guest so far. Fite me irl

lol I miss dougie. Who needs the ol' cooper

also, got a light? got a light? got a light? got a light?

You know, /tpg/. I don't profess to be a normie "pls bring back coop" fag. Nor, for that matter, am I desperate to see more of the town, or more mystery solving cut from the S1 cloth, or any of that. In fact, I'm fascinated by the direction in which Lynch has taken this season, and I look forward to seeing what he does in the remaining time. But, one question's really burning in my mind. Now, I know Lynch has a thing with playing with expectation, so don't give me that "he'll defer and delay resolution" stuff. It's rhetorically and structurally understandable. But still, I can't help but wonder...

AUDREY WHEN
U
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W
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>>84329305
but we can use against meteor and save all

>>84329310
This dude scared the shit out of me. Whatever effect they threw on his voice is really unsettling.

>>84329319
They've been the only good musical guest so far

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>>84329310
They did, though.

>>84329263
post pics

>>84329285
Twin Peaks is literally all about where evil comes from and Lynch struggling with trying to understand why he raped his daughter.

>>84329342
kys

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>>84329327
iktf anon. I'm loving this show so much, but seeing Audrey even once would make me so fucking happy.

>>84329339
Reminds me a bit of the guy in Prince of Darkness.
>I have a message for you, and you're not going to like it.

the FUCK was that thing that threw up BOB? was that creamed corn? was that thing that threw up the spirit in the glass box?

Worked on sound editing, saw parts of the script for ep 10 and 11
AMA

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JESUS CHRIST LYNCH!

>>84329092

Now that you mention its Mr. strawberry aka the warden the evilcoop said seem very similar to the rumour that Podesta is called Mr.Skippy in that pedo video abusing children.

>>84329342
Chromatics are cool.

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NEED A LIGHT?

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Providence reporting for duty

>>84329371
is he coming back?

>>84328908
I don't even begin to know how things are going to end or be resolved, it's strange. Lynch seems to both hate moving the plot forward and loves to explain some of the more esoteric shit. Last episode threw me for a loop. Easily the most nothing yet everything happens, the most obtusely delivered straightforward episode of the show I've seen. God the finale is going to be insane.

>>84329375
My brother works for steam and he's gonna have you banned

>>84329375
that's bs

I've had it with this fucking show. It went from a fairly interesting show about a mystery murder in the early 90's to... Whatever the fuck that bullshit was last night.

And before we go on, I don't mind surrealism at all. Even the original run was pretty out there at times, but at least it had an overall point. This new season does not.

>B-But you just don't get it! I-It's art!
I could film flies surrounding my shit for two hours, and you "wouldn't get it", because there's simply nothing to get. It's an apt metaphor too, because this is Lynch's corny stinky shit that he's fooled you all into watching.

At least Showtime will have the sense to cancel this nonsense after the absolutely awful viewing numbers. Then Lynch can retire again and go fuck off with his pseudo intellectual bullshit that is anything but.

>>84329375
oh fucking lawd

WE ARE THE 5%

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>>84329368
it is the Mother of Eyeless Jap / Other Rounette
she followed cooper into glass box and killed Tracey fu

>>84329368
>the FUCK was that thing that threw up BOB?

that's "the mother" right? black lodge "leader"

>>84329375
Does his father work at Nintendo?

>>84329285
>Black Lodge vs White Lodge

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Why do people keep spamming LYNCHED when this show isnt really that hard to follow? The last episode had next to no dialogue but people understood the story it told just fine

Compared to Lynchs movies this show is fucking easymode, mostly because the timeline is linear and half the show doesnt take place in someones fever dream

>>84329371
How many performances at the roadhouse will be in each episode?

>>84329375
There is no reason to believe anyone who made it through the first two episodes would have turned it off last night. My dad works at Nintendo.

>>84329375
normies btfo

>>84329433
0.77

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>>84329375
This seems highly unlikely, more so because it's a random Facebook comment with the "my dad works for Nintendo" premise.

>>84329368
>was that thing that threw up the spirit in the glass box?

That creature was modeled from an actress Erica Eynon and she's credited in this episode, so it seems like the same thing from the glass box

>>84329410
boringposter at it again

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>>84329102
Lynch's favourite Kubrick is Lolita though, the midget was right once again

>>84329375
NORMIES FUCKING BTFOOOOOO

>>84329432
Because the show doesn't have tumblr memes and it's gonna be hard to make halloween costumes out of it

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>Can any soul survive the searing fireball of an atomic blast? If human and animal souls are seen as electromagnetic force fields, such fields could be totally disrupted by a nuclear explosion. The mummy's nightmare: disintegration of souls, and this is precisely the ultrasecret and supersensitive function of the atom bomb: a Soul Killer, to alleviate an escalating soul glut.

>>84329003
charlotte is a CUTE

>>84329415
that webm isn't quite how i remember the scene. gotta post to r/MandelaEffect!!!!1

>>84329410
I'm probably going to defer judgment until the full run is finished. But it definitely feels like something is missing, and I can't quite pin it down. I'm not sure if season 3 will still be as enjoyable to rewatch in a decade, the way season 1 and parts of season 2 are.

>>84329375
HAHAHAHAHA _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>84329458
prove soul existence fist, than we test it

>>84329348
>Lynch struggling with trying to understand why he raped his daughter.

It's about Dino DeLaurentiis, who Lynch thought was a nice guy, raping Giada

>>84329405
Not in ep 10 or 11. Unless you mean Bowie, he comes back because we worked on doing his voice.

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>>84329432
Part of the pleb filter is realizing what you just said and not falling for the "Twin Peaks doesn't make any sense" meme

>The Nine Inch Nails

But why "the"? Even the credits acknowledged it. Also, Sky Feraira when?

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>>84329285
L Y N C H E D

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>>84329432
After Inland Empire, I was surprised he kept things as coherent as they are.

Literally no normies will continue watching after this

I guess we now know why Lynch threatened to walk out.

>http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/david-lynch-exits-twin-peaks-reboot-over-budgetary-issues-20150406

Showtime must have been pretty wary of putting this kind of shit on television, but Lynch called their bluff and got nine more episodes and full creative control.

>http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/david-lynch-returns-to-twin-peaks-revival-20150516

>>84329375
My dad works at David Lynch and he says that's bullshit.

>>84329410
Man,it must suck being too retarded to understand a simple origin story.

>>84329438
>>84329448
Nah that's a closed "serious" group. Nobody has any reason to lie about that.

>>84329482
See you again in 25 years.

>>84329432
It has nothing about being hard to follow
It's more about people being angry because Lynch isn't using the same old tropes of """"""quality""""" TV

>>84329432
I didn't understand what the part with the giant, the fat lady and the Laura dragonball meant.

Could somebody explain?

>>84329310
if they gave him a light he would have left earth forever, satisfied and full of love for the human race (ending is good cooper going back in time and lighting him a cigarette... whole lighting up the cigarette takes 2 hours and it is shown in extreme slow mo while various visual representation of love and purity blossoms take place. Spoiler alert btw)

>>84329458
Man I'd hate to think what happens to people that step into an MRI if souls are an electromagnetic field

>>84329536
nobody knows
if you want out of ass theories go to reddyt

>>84329237
>>84329237
>Eraserhead was Kubrick's favorite film
citation needed

>>84329319
Seemed a bit out of place. Twin Peaks is supposed to be a small town. the song was too long as well

I just want normal Cooper back
Fuck this bullshit show

>>84329513
is Inland Empire worth watching?

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I've always been a fan of nuclear bomb and few movies are doing it well (i only can remember of Terminator 2 and RE apocalypse).
And THIS FUCKING SHOW right here, with its small budget and its photoshop CGI tier, just gave me the best nuclear explosion i've ever seen.
Not only it's perfectly filmed at the start of the detonation (giving a perfect sens of scale), but it actually goes INSIDE the explosion to make us feel how it's happening.

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>>84329225
oh fucggkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>25 years ago twin peaks changed the way we watch and talk about television
>present day most shows are still riffing off of twin peaks
>lynch decides to shake things up again
>season 3 of twin peaks is a masterpiece ahead of its time

The thing that spit out all those bubble things was the same thing that appeared in the box and killed the couple. correct?

>>84329555 (Jackpot)
HELLOOOoooooOOOO~!

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so the arms discussion
we know that Mike cut off his arm when he saw the face of God
we can assume God may be the woman who was with the Giant
or maybe the ?????? - the Giant himself is God
the Arm was probably born from when Mike cut his own arm off
the arm had a tattoo saying "Fire Walk with Me", like the other residents of the Black Lodge presumably have
Gerard tells Cooper that the tattoo said "Mom"
the Mother's arms bent back just like Laura's did when Bob tied her arms behind her back
the Ace of spades that Coop has looks similar to the mother
the ring makes people's arms go numb as seen with Dougie and Teresa
people's hands were shaking on the episode in season 2 when Bob pushes his arm out of the lodge - this was also happening when they were drinking coffee or consuming food of some kind, most notably someone drops dishes in the RR and the coffee drips, as if it's the thick gooey coffee that Cooper sees in 'Beyond Life and Death' when shown the frozen coffee and normal coffee then what's in between.
Also
what does the Venus De Milo represent?

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>>84329572
this one?

>>84329572
leave

>>84329362
Shes in the cast so she appears at least.

>>84329594
>what does the Venus De Milo represent?
circumcision

>>84329571
Sure it's a small town, but that wasn't NIN, that was THE Nine Inch Nails, the alternate reality version of the band that never got famous.

>>84329579
I think it's safe to say that the reason why the show has awful CGI up to this point is that they saved all their budget for this scene, and you know what, it was fucking WORTH IT.

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>>84329601
Look at his mouth and lower half of face in general
He is still Dougie'd

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Would you hit on Sarah in the liquor isle?
Would you drink with her?

>>84329578
Have you watched Lynch's other films? It very much feels like a thematic extension of Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive, so if you like those, I think it's essential. The standard def digital filming throws some people off, but it's not as bad as it's made out to be.

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>>84329452
When he was ever wrong?

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>there are people who doubted that the effects in this scene were intentionally primitive

>>84329579
It was great, but the editing around the song and some of the cuts felt a little cheap.

>>84329644
no, watch trailer

>>84329536
The giant and the lady watched the bomb explode and release evil spirits, so they sent Laura Palmer to counter that somehow

Doesnt quite make sense yet since Laura just ended up getting destroyed by Bob

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It is settled then

Against all expectations, Lynch isn't really a hack

>>84329518

You can't teach an old hound new tricks.

Lynch would have never directed a Twin Peaks like a Fargo rip-off or sappy nostalgia.

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>the "it has something to do with a bomb" poster was right

>>84329622
in the context of 'Jew-free' Twin peaks

need more dido fat tittays

>>84329106
Doesn't really look like Trinity, I guess that wouldn't have lasted long enough for the shot to reach into the fireball though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dfK9G7UDok

>>84329644

There's a scene shown in a trailer where he's driving, Dougie is in no shape to operate a vehicle.

>>84329669
new Laura

>>84329569
>Making The Shining, Stanley Kubrick announced Eraserhead was his favourite film and showed it to his cast and crew, “to put them in the mood”.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/mar/22/david-lynch-eraserhead

>>84329594
>we can assume God may be the woman who was with the Giant

No. God gave them the order to create BOB through the bell.

>>84329579
>with its small budget and its photoshop CGI tier

>http://filmmakermagazine.com/102807-twin-peaks-parts-7-8-re-vfx-and-almost-nothing-more/#.WVF8KeuGOM8
>VFX on the new Twin Peaks are credited to BUF, which is not a small-time company: upcoming credits include Blade Runner 2049, current credits American Gods and Independence Day: Resurgence.

side topic:

is anyone else kinda getting worried with the amount of nuclear bomb refrences in films and tv shows over the years?

It feels like predictive programming or warning just like before 9/11.

I feel we might have a nuclear bomb going off in a major city soon to rigger ww3

>>84329501
Lynch loves everything related to the 1950's, and every rock band of that era started their name with "The".

LYNCH IS A HACK
I HATE YOU IDIOTS

>>84329578
I guess, to say you've watched it. I didn't that really care for it. 3 hours of fucking nothing, a 20 minute conversation about Pamona, then a shitty jumpscare

>>84329319
So good it revived DupCoop

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>>84329681
>'Jew-free'
it represents embrace of the dead

>>84329452
What did the midget say about Lynch and unreliable narrators?

>>84329584
Everything Lynch does is ahead of its time. I don't know why people get so much pleasure wanking off to headcanon on this shit. If I were a professional critic I'd probably try to hold my tongue, not because it's "over my head" but because it's about the moment-to-moment experience, not MUH PLOT MUH THEORY MUH LORE.

And this is why I love /tpg/ because most of you bastards are the same and just want to shitpost redditors to death and scoop up all that delicious cream corn.

>>84328931
Burger, calm down

>>84329647
I love both Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive! And yes, I think it looks awful due to the camera usage, but I'll give it a shot then. Thanks.

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>>84329225

>>84329674
Unless people were voting ironically

>>84329691
>God gave them the order to create BOB through the bell.
they created Laura though

>turning golden shower fetish into kino
>giving us the bestest twin peaks waifu
https://youtu.be/gyHnatbXl5s

>>84329654
this fucking scene, top kek

>>84329127
I doubt that it's a sign of abuse. most children scrape their knees while playing.

>It's hard to see how they could have been caused by an accident. Suspicious injuries include:

> Injuries that have a pattern, such as a straight line or a circle.
> Injuries to areas of the body that usually are protected, such as the inside of the legs and arms, the back, the genitals, and the buttocks.

>The explanation for the injury changes. Or it's not a believable explanation.
>There are signs that the child has been hurt before.
>The child doesn't receive medical care for his or her injury

>>84328937
Sorry I claimed her 9 hours ago

>>84328949
Cringe

>>84329375
Post a link so I can shitpost with these faggits.

>>84329219
Unironically yes

>>84329654

Lynch definitely has a boner for making everything seem and feel dreamlike.

It's like those fucked up dreams where everything seems normal when you're in it but when you wake you cannot fathom how anything was possible in there.

What are the chances of David Bowie appearing in this? His character seems to be heavily referenced.

>>84329700
I would imagine that they did the nuclear explosions, and not the shitty phototshopped gun muzzle flash we saw in this same scene. It's quite obvious that there's 2 companies working on the VFX of this series. One of them is absolutely and utterly incompetent and does ridiculous looking trash, while the other is super talented and does incredible, thought provoking stuff.

>>84329644
he's just old, dude

>>84329688
if he's in good shape enough to disarm the killer dwarf and squeeze the skin off his hand he is in good enough shape to drive. THe brain on a stickk can tell him waht to do

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>"And then I want you to kiss him, like this *starts making out with Sheryl* expect this time its just a peck"

>>84329644
It's just age and minor Bell's Palsy.

That head cracking hobo scene was so disgusting. Best episode yet

>>84329701
Well with Trump anything is possible anon

>>84329744
Kyle MacLachlan is such a delight

>>84329642
Why are people so stupid as to think the "shitty" CGI isn't intentional? Lynch obviously likes the unreality of it for certain elements of the show.

>>84329779
He was supposed to be in it, but never made it on set. Maybe they recast him.

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>>84329779

UHm what? He was in it. Very quick frame. You have to freeze it at the right moment

>>84329773
My dreams never look like bad special effects.

I got lynched

>>84329779
0% He could barely film his own music videos.

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>>84329225

>>84329410
gr8 b8 m8

You should probably kill yourself if this bothers you so much.

>>84329285
>based Lynch ends up giving the world the best capeshit of all time
Inland Empire shitters are about to get LYNCH'D

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>>84329798
truly /our guy/

>>84329701
they've been playing nuclear bomb shit since the nuke was made public, don't worry any more than usual

>>84329781
>It's quite obvious that there's 2 companies working on the VFX of this series. One of them is absolutely and utterly incompetent and does ridiculous looking trash, while the other is super talented and does incredible, thought provoking stuff.

See here.
>>84329820

>>84329099

If your words are true, anon, please, stay strong. Twin Peaks Season 3 will be always within you.

>unnecesary 'origins' story that explains the background of established characters
>hella epic explosions
>DUDE JESUS ANALOGY LMAO
>senseless killing by "badass" new villain with a lame one liner

Why did Lynch suddenly start catering to normies so much?

Series finale is Trump dropping the nukes and the black lodge overtaking the real world. My cousin who is David Lynch's panty sex slave told me this

>>84329688
Link?

>>84329827
where the fuck is that Bowie screenshot from? Huge SHO logo. Is it from a trailer?

>>84329030
>"what? To winkies?"

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>>84329764

>>84329415
>Mother of Eyeless Jap / Other Rounette
What? Where are these names coming from?

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Are the arms bent backwords?

Also does evilccop/bob carry a picture of his mother with him

KEK

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>>84329783
He clearly didn't look like that when he was in his standard Cooper form, though.

>>84329820
Really, so you're telling me that the muzzle flash looking like it was drawn in mspaint and the shot literally played on repeat was intentionally bad, and not just lazy?
Well, shit, what does lynch have to do in order for you people to call him lazy, or call something he did unintentionally bad/

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>Season 1, episode 8 - Good Cooper is shot
>Season 3, episode 8 - Bad Cooper is shot

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Sheryl Lee was, and still is, ____!

>>84329781
If there was another companie we would have seen its name at the end of the credit.
So fat i'm only seeing "BUF".

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>>84329779
Filming started in September 2015 and Bowie died in January 2016.
There's a chance he did appear in it and Lynch has kept it a secret because he wants to surprise us.

>>84329504
dude dougie jones transforms into a golden pearl back at the red room
cooper is an entity born the day of the nuclear test that's why he has the dreams/visions

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Why does she have bruises on her knees?

>>84329893
https://youtu.be/vsdRG0mJj-w?t=50s

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>>84329889
Yeah this episode was definitely made for normies

They loved it almost as much as the new transformers

>>84329941
Might be an inhouse thing, which is why it looks so bad.

>>84329920
It rhymes

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>>84329920

>>84329912
oh shit, nice noticing. that is the Mother on his ace of spades! This is coming together... Lynch may not just be fucking with all of us.

normies got destroyed

>>84329654
All the effects for this season have looked like those FMV computer games from the 90s

>>84329835
Don't you fuck with me. Blackstar was also an anomaly itself. I say 50/50 he wanted to fuck with his fans and show up in The Return, but we'll see.

>>84329961
they seem like craters to me

>>84329961

Abused girl. Just like Laura. Early progenitor and incubator for bob frog

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>>84329927
"coming back from the dead to help Cooper crack the case!"

I think part of the appeal of the dream/lodge scenes in the original Twin Peaks is that we have no fucking clue what reality they're supposed to represent, how they work, or what the internal logic is. Adding in background info kind of neuters that confusion. Think back to when Coop first comes in episode 2:22, with the strobes, the staring midget, and Sycamore Trees crescendoing. That was fucking ridiculous, and I hope Lynch doesn't strip the brilliant reality-grounded-in-confusion thing away in the pursuit of hot surrealist imagery, because I'd love more of it.

>>84329432
Because people are fucking stupid and need things to be spelled out. Personally, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that most shows on streaming services and tv are incredibly easy to follow. The big budget movies are the same way. Making stuff like this is a huge risk mostly because when people get confused they just change the channel. It's another example of this country being anti-intellectual. Show this episode to a room full of conservative Republicans. I'm sure they'd love it. Or show it to young idiots who watch most of their media from instagram videos.

>>84329009
This desu

>>84329644
HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>84329504
Why is Lauras spirit (with a picture of her taken in the 80/90's) sent to earth 1945?

>>84329099
>weekly
anon, I...

Who created Dougie?

>>84329828

Maybe his does? Him being a director is bound to cause some shit from his profession to appear in his dreams.

I can totally see where he's coming from with this style.

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>>84328937
>half frog
>half locust
Biblical reference?

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g g g guy?

>>84329914
are you pretending to be retarded?

reminder that ep8 was the pleb filter

>>84329889
I agree. Normies loved this episode, man.
We're the ones who got lynched now.

>>84329961
It used to be a stereotype for young children to have bruised knees because they're out playing all the time

>>84329971
This is just a light Easerhead and most millennials love the movie.

>>84330043
DOugei get 3d printer

>>84329914
>intentionally bad

How is it intentionally bad? Are you one of those plebs who demands that special effects always be "realistic"? Whatever that means.

>>84329204
>I think it was clear the hobos were helping the bug thing
They helped evil Coop when he got shot and we saw Bob's face come out of the body, so yeah they are friends with Bob somehow.

Also:
>spirits travel through electricity
>electricity = electrons moving from atom to atom
>the atom bomb somehow created the convenience store / dark hobos / Bob
>we even see a series of images of tiny particles flying around rapidly (much like electrons do)
>conclusion: ?????

>>84329927
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84330043
we don't know

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>>84330069
>JUDY(1956)

>>84330007
>Abused girl.

Very hesitant about that kiss alright.

>>84329375
I wish this was true

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>>84330069
sator harv

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>>84330069
>Judy (1956)

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>>84330069

>>84330069
shitty photoshop

>>84329504
https://youtu.be/w_e5kx3ONfs
e18 leak

>>84329927
OLD

>>84330069
>Judy (1956)
>Boy (1956)

Maybe this means we'll see a grown-up Judy in a future ep?

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>>84330084
Yes, I demand that when a gun, a real gun in the real world, shoots, it
1) has an actual muzzle shot and not a fucking explosion of a GIF from 1996
2) Causes some form of lighting and shadows

>>84330069
HGBDN

JUDY 1956

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>>84330069
>>84330108
>>84330128
>>84330136
>>84330129
>>84330137
>>84330143

it is a shop

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WATCH IT, BOB

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>>84329571
We've gotten used to the bands playing us out of an episode, getting us used to the idea that everytime we see one it signifies an end or chapter break. Having NIN play towards the beginning is a way of telling us, not only is this chapter over, we're about to go somewhere completely different.

I could be reading too much into it tho.

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>>84330160

>>84330108
Is Judy who sent him a letter from Buenos Aires?

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>>84330069
DONT SAY HER NAME

>>84329285
> Doesn't catch the dualism themes until now
> Thinks one of the oldest and most ancient of themes is stupid

HelllloooOOOOooooo, brainlet

>>84328981
>that fucking red curtain behind him
Alex Jones confirmed for man from another place.

After this week's episode are we going back to "Dougie Buys Sonny Jim A Fidget Spinner!"

>>84330069
Didn't even get the letter size and spacing right. Fucking idiot.

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>Remember him! You will never guess what he looks like now!

>>84330209
Probably not. This episode felt like a transitional episode.

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>>84330209
Fuck yea

that shit was intense

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>the music when Lauras orb is created

>>84330145
Confirmed for brainlet.

>>84330160
>Tikaeni

The fuck kind of name is this

DOuige get pat on head

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>>84329225
Good point. really made me think

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Episode 8 was the best episode of twin peaks ever.

It was like the season 2 finale on steroids.

It is possibly one of the best things lynch has ever done. Like his version of the star gate sequence streched out to an hour.

PURE.
KINO.

guys i just watched it.

I'm speechless.

I haven't seen an artist be this bold with their vision since episodes 25/26 of Evangelion.

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>>84330251
OH ANGELO

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>>84330069
You know it might actually be Judy.

so

why did one of those black fuckers disappear in the jail cell

>>84330021
>Adding in background info kind of neuters that confusion

I agree absolutely 100%. The mystery of the spirit world in this universe was my favorite part about Twin Peaks.

>>84330280
now who's Judy?

>>84330280
I was waiting to boy say:
goodnight Judy

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who is that

WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT JUDY

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>>84330295

>>84330297
the giant

>>84330297
the giant

>>84330271
I was just going to post "this is as good as tv gets"
but then we have 10 more episodes

these are the golden ages

>>84330297
The Giant

>>84330297
the mother i think.

Somebody cross refrence it with the actor from ep 1/2 or whenever the kids got killed.

>>84330260
The kid was played by Yolo Marijuana.

>>84330297
>>84330323
>>84330324
>>84330331
his name must be importatnt

>>84330145
it's supposed to be bad

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>>84330069

you're blowing my mind

AYYYUDAMMMEMEEE


FUCK WE DID IT

WE SOLVES THE JUDY MYSTERY

the nuke sequence is a great counterpart to the creation sequence in tree of life

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>tfw in just sixty minutes, David Lynch has made Twin Peaks not just focus on a localized native evil that lurks in the backwoods of Washington, but an all encompassing darkness borne out by the abject horror of man's affinity for destruction and attunement to fire
>BOB no longer represents just abuse and the evil that upstanding men do, but the folly of all men. The bible says that the Kingdom of God is within men -- not one man or a group of men, but all men. This must also apply to the evils of all man.
>Cooper is no longer a single man standing against an apex predator of humans, but true evil incarnate borne into life by humanity's folly

We've reached the eighth level and I'm so fucking hype for where it's going to go now.

>>84329501
It's a joke anon

>>84330224
Why is woodsman BLACKED now?

>>84330335
the boy is poop-ass-man

>>84330355
Why?

>>84329403
I love 15 minutes from you, wanna makeout?

>>84330363
why no Women Blackies?

>>84330335
i kek'd

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>>84330363
It's not him, the guy playing him (Broski) is a Lincoln impersonator it seems

>>84330332
it says Carl Struycken

Guys, I'm starting to think that the average IQ of the world is much lower than I previously thought.

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Got a light?

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>>84330391

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>>84330068
>a director putting something fleshy and grotesque into a sleeping girl's mouth

>>84330069
>that latter spacing
Nice try. Also I just watched it and it's Girl (1956).

>>84330332
The mother was CGI and had no voice. Why would it be her?

It's the giant.

>>84330402

>>84330402

>>84330345
>he's the billionaire

>>84330345
Hes the father

>>84330168
I thought she was Blackie from One Eyed Jack's this whole time and got bummed when she died. Should've read those credits sooner.

>>84330422
blackie is dead too