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unsullied edition
previous thread >>84278260
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does a purer love exist?
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2nd for one true queen
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reposting:

>Be Randyll Tarly
>Be a badass that is one of the best generals in Westeros, and can kick major ass, even Stannis can attest to that.
>Proves to be more than worthy to carry the family name and legacy
>wife gives birth to Samwell Tarly
>He grows up to be a womanly boy who cares more about reading stupid books rather than taking an interest in combat
>he's fucking fat as hell and never stops eating, the boy is just outright shameful and he'll run the family legacy to the ground if he inherits the lands and titles
>fear that he'll just end up destroying the Tarly family with his nonsense
>force him to go to the Night's watch so that his younger brother will take the family lands and titles, at least that place oughta toughen him up and he'll unleash his hidden Tarly potential
>Years pass and Sam comes back as fat as fucking ever, and brings a girl with a boy
>turns out the girl is a fucking wildling bitch, a fucking subhuman wilding who he laid with and brought into my fucking house
>kick his fat ass out again and tell him to never come in my house

Randyll mostly didn't do anything wrong t.b.h.
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red carpet premiere when?
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Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
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>>84306740
randyll is fucking old grumpy cunt, just like stannis and tywin. no wonder /tv/ likes him.
also you forgot:
>become dragon food together with his fav gay son
>his smart son he only hates because of his physical appereance is now lord of horn hill
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>>84306740
>Nearly go through with kinslaying
>Side with insane queen with no legitimate claim to the throne and who any sane man would see is outmatched and soon to be dead because there's literal dragons coming for her
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*happens*
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>>84306998
I wish this picture extended a foot lower so we could see Kit's box
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>>84306998
jonerys thread?
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>it's a Jon Snow comes back to life and normies pretend to be suprised in their reaction videos episode
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>>84307073
Why not, we're only a couple of weeks from it becoming officially canon and Jonsacucks going full meltdown mode rivaling Narusaku fags
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>>84307160
It's all a part of the mindtrick queen's plan
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>>84306669
Bran and Hodor
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>>84306669
Jaime x Cersei
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>>84306690
I'll kneel to her if she'd give me a footjob
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>have soldiers who's fighting style and strength revolves around the phalanx
>have them run in to the enemy in a lose undisciplined mess
Great show.
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>>84307090
You can be surprised by things you know will happen.
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>>84307265
phalanx combat isn't exciting to watch
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>>84307265
>several large kingdoms that require income
>no mention of taxation policy
Great show.
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wedding when?
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>>84307340
lmbo Kit wishes he was that tall and Emilia wishes she had hips like that
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is preston the biggest cunt in this fandom?
(not counting linda of course)
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>>84307340
Can't wait till the bedding ceremony
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>>84306669
dany & drogo
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>>84306669
Young Bran and Old Bran
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>>84307290
Two blobs of men running at each other with shit choreography is great to watch. Maybe it could be interesting because it's a style that traditional armies of Westeros haven't come across before and they would need to learn to fight it.
>>84307339
Women rising to positions of power during a medieval feudalistic society, great show.
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>>84307558
>Maybe it could be interesting
nobody but the most autistic of HEMA and Larpfags would find it interesting to watch
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>>84307702
Shield walls are fucking cool. That's the only reason the Battle of the Bastards stood out.
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>>84307558
>Women rising to positions of power during a medieval feudalistic society,

>What is Joan of Arc, Isabella of France, Elizabeth I of England

Come on man, women rose to power even in this world's medieval societies.
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>>84306892
No, he hates his smart son because he's a massive fucking pussy and would be a useless lord/heir.
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>>84307717
>Shield walls are fucking cool. That's the only reason the Battle of the Bastards stood out.
do you actually really believe this? I'll give you a chance to say you're just baiting
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>>84307702
>300 wasn't a popular move
>Selmy's death was kino
Fucking got fags.
>>84307777
Checked. Three women in a sea of men. Stop over representing muh strong womyn character it's boring to watch.
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>Littlefinger kills Lysa
>Keeps Sansa at the Vale
>Makes Sansa marry Sweetrobin
>LF is now Lord Regent of the Vale AND the North
>Cucks Sweetrobin on the daily
>Shadow rules Westeros while fucking Sansa
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>>84307824
Shield walls are unironically fucking dope and you're the boring one if you don't see it
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>>84306614
Predictions for 70% of screen time for the new season:

>"I AM AN-SALLEED. I LUV DA MISSANDAY OF NARTH"

>"oh, Tokonoodle"

>"AN SALEED GREYWORM STILL HAV DA PEEPEE TU FACC MISSANDAY OF DEE ISLE OF NARTH"

>"T-Tokonoodle..."
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>>84307827
300 was a popular movie because it was ridiculous, ridiculously fun and ridiculously quotable, not because of some historical accuracy the filmamakers kept too
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>>84308043
Is Missandei's brother dead?
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>>84308043
>AN SALEED GREYWORM STILL HAV DA PEEPEE TU FACC MISSANDAY OF DEE ISLE OF NARTH
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>>84308043
book
>even those who lack a man's parts may still have a man's heart
show
>even those who lack a man's parts may still have eh... a man's parts.
>gim sum fuk missandi
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>>84306740
he didn't even find out his grandson aint his grandson yet
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>>84306740
at some point motherfuckers need to bring ballistas to battle to counter the dragons
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>>84307847
sweetautist is the one cucking LF actually
it's like you haven't even read the books s.m.h
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>>84308198
This scene was already adapted on the show tho
>Why would an Unsullied go to a brothel?
>I do not know.I must go.

Why do D&D do that shit. I mean seriously. GRRM's line was objectively a hundred times better than "I do not know". Why change it, just to say that it's your creation, even if it's worse?
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>>84308357
Maybe they realised they were going to retcon the dicks by that point.
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>>84308384
maybe greyworm has a pussy, and they'll end up scissoring
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>>84308384
But at least 4 characters (on top of my head), Daenerys, Jorah, Tyrion, Kraznys, all talked about Unsullieds being eunuchs.

Is Grey Worm gonna swing his cock around and say 'Ah! Fooled you, they don't cut us!'?
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>>84308509
Grey Worm gonna swing his cock around and say
I make joke
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>>84307400
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preston is a beautiful man and literally the smartest content creator about asoiaf besides elio and linda
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>>84306998
>winter is cumming
>i hab dragons
>the dead ar cumming
>muh dragons
>m'lady!
>dragon khalessi

Cant wait
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>>84308588
preston > linda >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elio
preston get bonus point for original (albeit crazy) content, linda get bonus points for being literally /pol/
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>>84307777
>leaving out the best one
>annex Aragon
>discover Americas
>make Spanish Inquisition and project force all over Catholic Europe
>get "Servant of God" title by the Pope
>kick Moors out of Iberia
>kick Jews out of Spain
>practically drop the foundations of the Spanish Empire, colinially, financially and statewise
>give no fucks
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What went wrong?
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>>84308783
forgot
>drive the combined forces of Portugal and France to a bloody stalemate and force them to recognize her legitimacy and territorial claims
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>>84308857
Massive normie influx
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>>84308468
>>84308509
>>84308542
implying Quyburn can't find a way to transplant a monster cock onto greyworm
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>>84308198
>>even those who lack a man's parts may still have eh... a man's parts.
>they make took away my dick, but they will never take away my prostate!
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>>84306740

Honestly though if you were raising Sam from birth would it be THAT impossible to straighten him out? I don't find it hard to believe Randyll would be basically clueless as to how to actually connect with Sam and build his confidence, instead just getting more pissed at him for not turning out the way he wanted automatically.
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Angry reacts only
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>>84309135
basically this, Tywin spend 4 hours a day to teach Jamie read
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>>84309153
looks like a huge symbolic vagina, and she's tear it down

what does she mean by this?
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>>84308049
Yes it was fun seeing choreographed fighting instead of two blobs of men running into each other with copious amounts of shaky cam.
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>>84307340
Aren't they technically cousins or al least related in some sort of way.
Not that it matters in GOT though...
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>>84309373
Aunt and nephew.
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>>84309373
she's literally his aunt
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>>84309135
actually it wouldn't be that hard
he had the courage to kill a mythological ultrakiller with no guaranteed result when he stabbed him so he had the courage in himself
he was just bullied to oblivion by randyll who didn't realize that he could have an heir that's skilled in intrigue and diplomacy which is pretty important in westeros seeing the war of the five kings
tldr randyll screwed up
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>>84307249
Jaqen x Arya
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>>84308857
1) normies like shit so D&D write more of it/put shit character under a good light
2) unfinished book series condoned D&D to do whatever the fuck they want.

Sure season 2-3-4 had a few bad scenes/weird choices... but it's really when they ran out of book material that the show turned to complete horseshit.

Not just because D&D sucks, but because having nothign to compare yourself to makes it easier to write shit, because people can't say "But that's not what GRRM wrote!".

And once they started doing it with the plot points past the books, they took a taste to it and crayoned every fucking plotline even those still in book material (dorne, kingsmoot, etc..).
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>>84309297
Dany realized (Lyanna, catelyn, sansa, lysa..) that women are the plague that cursed Westeros.

She's tearing up the banners to bring them in KL to prepare the place for King Stannis, and will propose him that ladies&queens be locked up in a room.

TYBD&D
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Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork

Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.

If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.

If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.

Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.

If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.

If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.

All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.
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Friendly reminder that namefags are welcome on /got/ threads.
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>>84310801
i just want mr eko back
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>>84310887
What about Salty Cunt & King of Memes?
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>>84311276
Salty Cunt never left.
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>>84311295
Did ya know that Arya was called Salty too because people thaught she came from the Saltpans.
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>>84311318
No.
I also realise I am interacting with the jaqensperg.
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>>84311350
Yes.
This post made me realize I'm talking to the angry autist.
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which one of you faggots is this?
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>>84311887
you
also, what vid?
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>>84311887
>"Yara leaps into battle.. cuz she's YARA FUCKEN GREYJOY!"
>99 likes
your comment seems pretty accurate
>brienne and podrick. Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

Calling it reddit is almost an insult to reddit to be honest. It's more like facebook tier.
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>>84309236
>>84309135
t. No kids >tfw no gf neet retards
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damn... how will /got/ recover from this one?
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>>84311887
>Preston's new vid about the Night's Watch Elections being rigged
>comments full of /ourguys/ and various right wing shitposters

I wonder what Preston thinks about his unintended audience?
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>>84312079
Probably by ignoring the tumblrwhale and keeping on enjoying my life without paying attention to mentally challenged sandratard.

Yeah. That's how I'll go on about it.
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>>84312086
This is a good question desu.
By going outside of normies idea (and DARING to say anything negative about Jon Snu who MIGHT NOT be neo harry potter messiah god), he gets a fanbase from the more obscure circles... Which also happen to share traits with other more obscure circles of everything else, politics, social shit, and so on.

He'd probably rather have an "outside the box" fanbase in regards to asoiaf BUT full blown SJW in regards to politics. Don't think any such people/community even exist tho.

Don't think he cares all that much about it tho, given his "feminist libtard cuck" video or wtv it was.

And on a side note, he's a government employee. Even if he actually is a libtard, he might even exagerate his power level, libtards can do that, because anything that seems intolerant in any way at all is a no-no in a government job.
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>>84312086
>and various right wing shitposters
You have to keep in mind, there's not much difference between a right wing shitposter/troll and a legit leftist;
one is pretending to be retarded and one is actually retarded. their comments are about the same.

He might read an obvious "SWEDEN-YES!" type /pol/ bait and think it's a serious comment and also approve of it.
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>>84309373
Targs usually marry their siblings tho
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>>84308542
laughed so fucking hard thanks man
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am i the only one here who unironically thinks season 7 is going to be the best season so far?
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>>84312507
if your criteria for a good season revolves around huge-budget fight scenes, then sure
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>>84312542
it's fantasy after all. ending was always going to be like that. honestly the only thing i don't like from leaks is arya and sansa killing littlefinger. but it was probably gurm's idea from begining.
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>>84312602
>but it was probably gurm's idea from begining.
What would make you think that? I can't even see GRRM planning for LF to even meet Arya.
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>>84307827
>>Selmy's death was kino
No it absolutely wasnt, durrr fat goatfuckers can btfo the knight who did all the shit Selmy has done in an alley so greyworm can live vs him riding off into a chaotic battle after rallying the troops
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Reminder best girl will be BACK this season1
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Lads confirmed again
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On a scale of 0--1 out of 10, how abysmal will the writing be this season?
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Mark my words

King Stannis will take Winterfell, defeat the Boltons, not being killed by the Northmen and/or Others.

Jon Snow will remain dead or will be possesed by the Others or Roose "Bolt-on" Bolton.

Theon will be burned to death.
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>>84313243
There won't be any writing, the show will be limited to action sequences.
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>>84313232
do dany and jon meet in ep3?
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>>84313309
>implying dragonstone and dragonpit meetings won't be pure kino
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>>84313470
>le epic dany walking around dragonstone and looking gormless while running her hands over tables and opening gates
>kino

yeah,

nah.
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>>84313490
also meeting jon, davos, gendry, melisandre.
and tearing down baratheon banner (10/10 KINO)
now kys stannisfag
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>>84313243

Writing? What writing?
It'll be an SJW pander-fest. Perfect Dany will take over the kingdom and win every battle, except the spooky bad guys will make it seem as though all is lost (*cough* Return of the King) and everyone unites in the end to help perfect Dany.

Then she rules for 100 years and theres peace in the world. Everyone lives happilly every after.

Audience is crying now........ but wait, a tweest! A cis MALE kills her and takes over the throne, leading to turmoil....... and so begins, a Game of Thrones. (outro) What an epic moral!!! Fuck trump and fuck white men people!!!
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>s6e10 came out a YEAR ago
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>>84313551
hmm...
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>>84311887
Probably Carmine t.b.h., he hates AltShiftX.
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>>84313551
>>84313490
I really hope the various characters in the story that she meets won't ALL faun over her. I'd love Gendry to be all 'so what if you're a Targaryen'?
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>>84313590
>been an entire year since I watched s6e10
>still have Light of the Seven playing in my head all the time

damn

>>84313571
I like how everyone forgets the part where there's going to be 100,000 dothraki savages running around westeros raping and pillaging everything after the war is over because you can't just domesticate their culture.

Dany is legitimately the villain.
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>>84313620
whats funny is she's united the dothraki, taken them to westeros only for them to pretty much be wiped out
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>>84313571
typical dany hater. so triggered by the possibility that dany might become a queen, that he doesn't even realise her entire story is about understanding that saving westeros is more important than becoming queen.
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>>84313647
>dany spends all the dothraki as frontline fodder
>they don't mind because they're just savages that want to crusade and fight rather than care about anything after the way

wow, dany isn't the villain after all but actually rather intelligent. big if true.
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>>84313620
>I like how everyone forgets the part where there's going to be 100,000 dothraki savages running around westeros raping and pillaging everything after the war is over because you can't just domesticate their culture.
how could anyone forget that? you dany haters have been repeting that shit since the season 6 finale.
btw how is that different from jon bringing wildlings south of the wall to help him kill boltons?
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>>84313699
It's for the greater good anyway :)
The ends justify the means :)
I'd kill 6,000,000 babies for Dany :)
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>>84313590
i spent it arguing with autists on /tv/
what have you achieved?
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>>84313719
>btw how is that different from jon bringing wildlings south of the wall to help him kill boltons?

Where did I say it is? Both dany and jon are retarded which must be why they're the two favourite retarded showfag characters.
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Will King Stannis win the Iron Throne in ASOIAF after suffering heavy casualties and losing all his loved ones?

Tell me more about Young Griff, Golden Company and Qyburn.
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>>84313815
all irelevant characters
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>>84306614
>Stannis has been dead for two years now
>season 8 is delayed until 2019
It sucks when you realize we are only half way through the wait for the return of Stannis
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>>84313839
rate them:
AltShiftX: 5/10
Preston: 5/10
RedTeamReview 4/10
Emergency Awesome: 2/10
IdeasOfIceAndFire: 10/10
GoT Academy: 7/10
Linda: 0/10
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>>84306614
why didn't jon claim the ice sword of the white walker that he killed? seems like a useful weapon. shattering your enemies swords, armour etc.
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which are some characters that would be perfect rulers of 7 kingdoms?
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>>84313925
How the fuck could you leave out /literallyourguys/ ?
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>>84313875
Who honestly gives a shit about the show at this point. Its a "lmao just turn off your brain" series at this point, only with a hyperautistic fanbase attached which on a weekly basis comes up with better theories to end plotlines than the shows own writer.
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>>84313970
it this the one that never has any reaction? i rarely watch that shit 2bh
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>>84306614
>yfw the greyworm missandei relationship continues this season
you got to give d&d props for committing to such a shithouse idea
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>>84313987
Yeah he just sits there looking confused and angry all the time
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>>84313968
Are we talking real(historical) characters or fantasy?
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I hope the story ends with Rh'lol ruling forever so everyone complains about it still thousands of years after we're all dead.
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>>84306614
reminder stannis will join the brotherhood without banners and change his name to faggis
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>>84314230
I'll be watching this video on loop for a week after Winds of Winrar totally vindicates Based Mannis.
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>>84314438
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>>84313925
>AltShiftX: 5/10
>Preston: 7/10, he's fun to listen to with his outlandish theories
>RedTeamReview 6/10
>Emergency Awesome: 0/10; he literally ads NOTHING of value
>IdeasOfIceAndFire: 9/10 (the guy is very into it, I wish more blacks were like him
>GoT Academy: 6/10, they get a point taken off for being leftists and Bernouts
>Linda: 0/10 - too smug, too much like those people that type sent ;) on message boards
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>>84314438
>>84314462
erm twow is never coming out mate ADWD is the final book in the main series
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[spoiler[PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOOOUSE TONIGHT[/spoiler]
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>>84313432
Yes
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What will you be eating during the season seven premiere?
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>>84315268
My bull's BBC. It's gonna be a great night in the cuckshed.
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>>84313925
AltShiftX: just reads reddit posts into a microphone/10
Preston: starts by making up a crazy conclusions to be different then works his way down to "prove" them/10
RedTeamReview disgusting/10
Emergency Awesome: even worse/10
IdeasOfIceAndFire: "There's no way these leaks are legit, they're too stupid ... Oh, leaks confirmed #boatsex #wighthunt, hyped for awesome season guys!"/10
GoT Academy: Bernouts/10
Linda: Literally smug about autistic nerd shit/10
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>>84306740
So is he just going to ignore that his sword was stolen and taken to the Citadel?

Also

>NW means you give up your claim
>Maester's also give up their names
>"LOL ITS MY SWORD"
Fuck Sam
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>>84306614
what weapon would you use during the great war? personally I'd use a chain made of valyrian steel links.

just swing that shit around like a savage with a whip.
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>>84315792
Valyrian Steel shield
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Will he ever get killed off?
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>>84315792
Mel's shadow spawning vagina
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>>84315792
seems pretty inefficient, anon.
you'd get tired very fast
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>>84315830
I'd like to see him fly
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>>84315830
>>84315883
cool throne though
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>>84315379
Damn you get to watch GoT in your cuckshed? You are one lucky fucker.

The only thing I am allowed to watch in my cuckshed is my wife's twins, D'Marcus and Shonday, on the baby monitor. My wife said if I am lucky when I finish paying for her kids schooling she will let me out a tv and vcr in the cuckshed so I can watch our wedding videos in there.
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>>84313925
>>84314471
>>84315394
what about greenhand :^)
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Aye lads pass me the Stannis "Daughter plus fire equals good" gif please.
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Why is there a got general everyday when got isn't even airing
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>>84316576
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>The Vale
>Rocky mountainous region
>Famous for its mounted knights

Cannot compute
Shouldnt they be renowned for their hardass pikemen or some shit
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>>84316745
Vale
noun
a valley (used in place names or as a poetic term).
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>>84316778
>The Vale is located on the eastern shore of Westeros, a land of fertile soil, rivers, and lakes, protected by its largely impassable Mountains of the Moon. The Vale tends to be slightly isolated from the rest of Westeros. Its harsh winters make travel only possible through the mountains during warmer years

So literally Switzerland
My arguement remains
Why on earth would you rely on cavalry to protect such a country
Do they let their enemies through they mountains and into the plateau so they can defeat them?
Sounds like a shit strategy
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>>84316631
huge tittays
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>>84315883
I'd like to see Robin make him fly
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>>84316905
I wouldn't say Switzerland is a completely accurate comparison. The Vale is literally one really massive flat valley, Switzerland doesn't have anything that significant. The word 'Vale' is just applied to the whole region including the mountains.
Also I'm not sure where you're getting the idea of it being famous for cavalry specifically. The Vale is famous for knights because of it's culture, and knights gotta have horses. That's pretty much all there is too it.
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>>84316905
Like seriously wtf
How do they even transverse this massive mountain range with their horses on their way to war
Does this tiny valley provides enough food to feed both the people and the shitload of horses needed for a cavalry-based army?
How do this people have a horse-culture in the first place?
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>>84316905
>So literally Switzerland

I'd have thought the Iron Bank owed more to it than the shitass Vale of Arryn, although in the general estimation of /tv/ I suppose that's more like a "Jewish" institution.
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>>84316606
Because it's it's FUN you bitch
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>>84311591
serious question, jaqensperg, who exactly do you think this 'angry autist' boogeyman you've made up is? At least a dozen different people have told you to fuck off by now and you seem to believe that we're all the same person as if its not possible that most people find your thinly veiled shipperfag bullshit annoying and want you to go away.
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>>84317038
the Vale is unrealistic. possibly Massa Jawge knows it too, which is why so little of the story occurs there except at fixed locations
also, mya
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>>84317179
I wouldn't try asking it serious questions, you're not going to get comprehensible answers.
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>>84317146
The Swiss became bankers very late, back in medieval times were feared Pikemen and hired themselves to anyone offering gold
They also had a "no quarter" policy when it came to invasions which is why kings stop invading them, whoever got in never came out
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kneel to King Plot Device you plebs
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>>84317212

Welly well well. Who says /tv/ has no educational value?
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>>84317335
/got/ attracts only the most intelligent of posters
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>>84317199
NO SER BRYNDEN DON'T PUNCH HER
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>>84317428
mya is pretty helpful for a bastard
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>>84317548
Heh...I don't think she was specifically meant to be so attractive but I won't complain.
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>>84317548
>m'lday
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>>84316606
mods gave up
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/got/ post yfw Varys wins and this is the last shot of season 8.
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>>84318524
at least post the tiers if you're going to be like that baka
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>>84318524
>>84316606
Remember THIS?
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>>84318588
>kafka
>middle tier

Only pretentious idiots like Kafka
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>>84318671
>like
I mean ""like"" of course
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>>84318647
/tv/ really was shit back when it had moderation huh
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>>84318579
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>>84318647
This was a very dark time in my life. I lost a family member and my drinking problem became uncontrollable, and then Stannis was murdered and mods took my /got/ away.
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>>84318579
>mfw tbis actually happens and all the jonfags and danyfags and normies commit the su
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>>84319303
are you having a stroke there?
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>>84318734
>>84318647
>>84318895
What a sham. And I wonder what that bitch tits janitor that never slept and deleted every thread that had even the slightest relation to GoT is doing now...
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>>84319332
Can't I dream anon?
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>>84319493
he's probably catching up on some sleep indefinitely
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>>84318579
He finally can buy a new penis
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>>84318579
reminder varys is the grandson of aerion brightflame
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>>84319932
Maegor II was robbed desu.
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>>84319932
a great irony that aerion threatened to make egg a eunech so he could wife him. his line dies out in this very matter.
aerion after exile lived in lys and sired children apparently. in the show varys claims mentions he clawed his way up from the streets of myr but oberyns conversation in front of the throne curious about varys ambitions notices he is from lys and it somewhat stuns varys. he mentions he's gone out of his way to drop the accent entirely and oberyn mentions he has an ear for that too.
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>>84319932
>>84318579
I really hope they've been saving some big reveal for Varys. They've set it up a few times that he could be hiding something.

Though it's likely D$D just got lazy and forgot where they were going with the character
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>>84317179
>who exactly do you think this 'angry autist' boogeyman you've made up is?
You and a couple other angry autistic crybabbies.

Dozens you mean 2 guys who may be autistic themselves. I decide if I want to stay or to 'fuck off' so stop telling me to leave.

And even then I post less and my posts are not always about Jaqen, you dumd ignorant fag.

For the record, I'm 'NOT' the shipping guy nor do I post the shipping list.
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>>84319932
>>84320342
Reminder Byzantine noblemen of low class used to castrate their sons so they could achieve higher positions and help rest of the family move upwards
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>>84320342
>>84319932
He's a Blackfyre. He was going to get put on the throne until someone figured out who he was and castrated him so there could be no more Blackfyres born. But then his sister Serra had a son with Illyrio, who is a Blackfyre from the female line. So then Varys went to King's Landing to prepare for the return of the Blackfyres.
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>reminder that killing kids is okay if you're called Sandor Clegane, Tormund, or Arya Stark
>reminder that burning innocents alive is okay if you're called Daenerys Targaryen
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>>84320483
>>84320420

So what was with the sorcerer burning his dick, and what he heard in the flames, and the new red priestess btfo him in meereen?

They keep making it appear there's this big secret. For what purpose?
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>>84320632
And apparently bullying tully is okay if your name is Jaime Lannister.
What is the world coming to?
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>>84320644
it will just be a dead end

varys is just a goodguy who wants whats best for the realm

the blakfires have never even been mentioned in the show
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>>84320483
nope daenerys is the last blackfyre
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>>84316745
>Famous for its mounted knights
says who? There's barely any mention of horses in any Vale chapter, only Mya's mule to get to the eyrie.

Because if you're saying that because that's what they had on the show...
Might as well say the Freys are "Famous for dressing their nobility like beggars".

This being said >>84316905
Horses aren't used in defense anyway...
When lords are attacked they hide in their castles unless they drastically outnumber the enemy force and want to win right here and there.

We've seen it happen more than enough in the Wot5K... Literally everyone is hiding in a castle and waiting for the other to make a move, while small raiding parties and raiding each other's lands.

Hell, we even have one or two case where the defending lords were actually eating their horses because they didn't need them. Horses are good for movement/attacking, not defense, regardless of terrain.

If the Vale is attacked, everyone would just retreat to the Eyrie.
And the mountain are splendid defenses. It forces armies to walk exactly where they expect them, and if they try to go funny about it and go through the mountains anyway, they'll lose men to the mountain clan, and/or clean the mountains for them. Win-Win. they still have to go trough the gates and the pass anyway to reach the Eyrie, next to impossible.
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>>84320420
plot twist he isn't even a eunuch just a crafty genius
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>>84317199
>tfw you/someone cropped the guys around her because just the thought of Mya being around other men is too painful

I know these feels too well...
>tfwnomyagf
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>>84317212
d-did swiss warriors look like that?
I wouldn't mind some of them to give me "no mercy".
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>>84320710
Well it doesn't have to get deep. They could just simplify and say he's really a Targaryen, etc.

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you on it being a dead end. But it's a waste of all these peculiar Varys moments they've taken the trouble of adding in the show.
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>>84320847
Does that mean we get a dick reveal? Will feminists be happy, or angry?
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maybe the third head of the dragon is the friends we made along the way
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>>84320632
I actually hate all four of those characters
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>>84321126
>Will feminists be happy, or angry?
are feminists ever happy?
even when they 'win' anything they only look for the next thing to be angry about.
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>>84321139
head of the dragon is misunderstood. king arthurs father was literally called uther head of the dragon / uthor head dragon / uthor pendragon.
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So what's this about Arya killing CIA?
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>>84321007
>it's a waste
It's exactly that.
Presumably back in season 1 & 2 they intended to have the Aegon plot, but times change & you don't need to put in the effort when normies eat your shit up.
We can't have pretenders to Kelly C's titles, anyway.
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>>84321126
>Does that mean we get a dick reveal? Will feminists be happy, or angry?

>Why does she need a penisoid male in her army she should not need any men to take what is hers by right REEEEEEEEE

Dany will win it all in the end only with eunuchs (Unsullied, Varys, Theon), womyn (Brienne, Asha, Dornish cunts, +/- Sansa) and non-threatening midgets (Tyrion, Jon)

Tyrion apparently has a big cock but he's a dwarf so doesn't matter. Jon is a dwarf and has a small pecker, so even less threatening.

But Varys is not a dwarf, and almost not a manlet either. Can't have a dick.
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>>84321139
>>84321240
it literally means there will be three commanders in chiefs

just means there'll be three contesting tribes following three claimants to the throne
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>>84318579
>>84321126
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>>84321263
>"ok everyone group photo, Kit I want you to stand on this box for this"
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>>84308963
>implying the mountains zombiecock wont be cut off, crawl to grey worm, and attach like a Symbiont
literally Grey Worm and then he fights the hound real cleganebowl, you heard it here first
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>>84321403
>look at it again
>Isaac and Sophie, I need you to sit
>And Kit, we'll make that 2 boxes.
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>>84321314
Whenever I give up hope about anything interesting happening with Varys, they go and plant seeds for shit again. Like his exchange with Kinvara. What was the point of that?
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>>84321344
Uther's epithet Pendragon (composed of Welsh pen, "head, chief, top" and dragon, "dragon; warrior"; borrowed from the Latin word dracō, plural dracōnēs, "dragon[s]") literally means "Chief-Dragon" or "Head-Dragon", but in a figurative sense, "chief leader", "chief of warriors", "commander-in-chief", "generalissimo", or "chief governor".[3][4] The name was misinterpreted by Geoffrey of Monmouth in the Historia to mean "dragon's head",[4] and further misinterpreted in the Lancelot-Grail Cycle to mean "hanging dragon".[citation needed] According to Geoffrey and works based on his version, Uther acquired the epithet when he witnessed a portentous dragon-shaped comet, which inspired him to use dragons on his standards. According to Robert de Boron[5] and the Grail cycle based on his work, it was Uther's older brother (elsewhere called Aurelius Ambrosius) who saw the comet and received the name "Pendragon", Uther taking his epithet after his death.
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>>84321263
The only person who should be killing CIA is Varys. Goddamnit. Why does he get fucked over at every turn on this show?

[SPOILER] I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT. WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT DD? NOT ALL THE GRATIFYING DEATHS NEED TO BE CARRIED OUT BY 'MUH WOMYN'. IT'S BAD STORYTELLING TO MAKE EVERYTHING MANUFACTURED PC LIKE THAT. [/SPOILER]
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>>84321660
even my spoiler tags are fucked. i hate this show now
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>>84321520
Probably wanted something else happening in Mereen to pad out the episodes, there's only so much of Tyrion, Missandei and Grey Worm's sitcom they can film.
Does the alliance with the Red Temple come to ANYTHING this season?
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>>84321660
>GRATIFYING DEATHS
>LF

Sandrawhale Varysfag pls go.
Nothing short of LF/Cersei/Euron teaming up with the White Walker to kill everyone on Team Dany and Team Jon would be satisfying.
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>>84321692
They're never going to mention Kinvara or anything from Mereen and Essos ever again.
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>>84315500
Show Sam is literally retarded
>Join not one, but two monastic orders
>Bring a bitch to fuck in both of them
>Don't even try to hide it
>But I'm awkward and cowardly guis!
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>>84321720
>sandrawhale
what?
>varysfag
what?

>shitty show joke-Euron prevailing somehow
yeah ok

It's not about it being gratifying. I'm just sick of the strong women bullshit. I know it needs to be there to appeal to the masses, but Arya killing LF makes no sense. If not Varys then AT LEAST sansa should do it.
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>>84321838
>they'll make you swear off women
>they can bloody well try!

Haha! That's right Sam, you tell them! Maybe Gilly will almost get raped again and then reward you with more sex when you say "GET AWAY FROM HER!"
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Daenerys Targaryen be like

S07E01: "The Iron Throne is mine by right. I was born to rule and I will. I have +100K Dothraki screamers, Unsullied, Martells, Greyjoys, Tyrells and 3 fucking dragons, fear me Cersei Lannister"

S07E02-03: Martells, Tyrells and Greyjoys get rekt

S07E04: Nearly gets rekt in her own ambush. Doesn't retrieve the loot from the Lannisters, dragon gets injured, many Dothraki die.

S07E06: Dragon gets smited.

Daenerys Targaryen be like

S07E07: "Let's make a deal Queen Cersei, puhlease"

Biggest loser of season 7? y/y

Her one success will be spreading her legs and taking her nephew's cock
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Man if the show ended with Varys reveals his penis while the song of ice and fire plays in a harp I will forgive the Jews
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>>84321879
welcome to /got/, r/got!
Please remember that any and all talk of Sansa is not tolerated in here.
Please stick with the following topics:

>Ass hurt Stannisfags
>Circle jercking each other off about hating Dany
>Jonsa vs jonerys
>Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>how beautiful Arya has become
>Preston's wife
>Meera helping pull the shit out of Bran's asshole.
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>>84322100
>Dragon gets smited.

By who?
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>>84322475

The Night King
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>>84322475
night king drives an ice sword through one of the dragons brains via ocular cavity. it's how jon gets left behind.

I'm going to be fucking pissed if they don't give benjen another good combat scene. first time we got to see him whip out his dick was saving bran and he handled it like a bad ass. I just hope they let him go out with a bang rather then just ride in, send jon on his way and him just stand and take it like a bitch serving as a distraction only.
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>>84321733
No Kinvara? Doesn't she know something about Varys?

You telling me that was all just filler?
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>>84322578
Noone expects the Night King
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>>84322579

Throws an ice spear right through that fucking bastard. Gonna be glorious to witness. And Daenerys Targ's tears afterwards.
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>>84322741
once she sees it happen she freaks out, puts her ass into gear and ditches jon.
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>>84322741
>"this cant be happening, I am in charge, I have dragons!" episode-we-are-not-even-counting-anymore
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>>84321879
>sandrawhale
>what?
>I'm just sick of the strong women bullshit
>sansa should do it.

>>>/tumblr/ fucking sandrawhale
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>>84322100
And then you woke up and D&D were the showrunners?
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>>84322246
It happens in this scene "5 years later" >>84318579
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>>84322851
swiggity swooty, I have to save my booty
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>>84322851

>once she sees it happen she freaks out, puts her ass into gear and ditches jon.

bitch is a coward when her dragons aren't the biggest bullies in the playground.
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>>84320436
fuck off you disgusting faggot rapefugee. stop wasting the bandwidth generously allotted to you by the dutch government.
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>>84323046
>MUH KHAL
>MUH DRAGONS
>AAAAHHH HELP ME JORAH

Fucking cunt
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>>84322976
The small white dick would be one thing but where would he get technology? And how did he get an education on how to use it?
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>>84323412
He was a CIA operative send to a different dimension to secure vital strategic resources (dragonglass) for a new superweapon that would tip the balance and win the US the war against the New Soviet Union that took over EU, Russia and China
Unfortunately they couldnt open a large portal because the New Soviets would have notice the massive energy surge on their radars so only Agent 77 "Varys" was sent to establish a large kingdom and use the workforce to create a yuge portal from the other side, which according to scientist would be undetectedable
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>>84322851

Fucking Dumbtard 1.0 and Dumbtard 2.0 will have Jon fall into a lake so Daenerys will think he's dead before she gets her ass outta there so that she won't lose her points with SJW normies.
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>>84323797
Last scene is after the War is won and the peace restored and Agent Varys is talking on the phone with his wife about mundane super market shopping for the kids or whatever
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>>84323412
>looking for logic and consistency in this show

oh anon
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>>84320847
Wouldn't work. S2E10 Ros feels him up and there clearly isn't anything there
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>>84323918
Thats why he got fat, to conceal his dong
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>>84322851
not true. dany is probably one of the bravest characters in both books and show. and you know it stannisfag
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>>84323797
So it's the plot of Warlords of Draenor?
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>>84323918
he just straps it like a champion. he was hanging loose when killing kevan and speaking to ned in the dungeons hence the natural deep voice
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third trailer when?
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>>84323918
She doesn't even try to really feel. There's a whole leg she doesn't even touch. I hate it when people use this scene as evidence Varys has no cock.

Also, this is Dick and Dong's Game of Thrones we're talking about. Nothing that happened matters. Especially concerning a minor character
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>>84324008
Whats that, never heard of it
Should I watch it?
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>>84324125
he's so huge she thought it was his leg so she just assumed there was no penis
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>>84318579
>>84323890

He's surveying the new Westeros waterfront project. Phone rings. "Hey honey. You wouldn't BELIEVE the day I've had..."
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>>84321263
Has this been 'confirmed'? Or is her killing him just speculation because of the knife in the magazine cover?
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>>84323918
she only felt that something was weird
maybe he has 2 dicks, maybe it's the largest dick in the world, maybe his dick is emitting heat because it's Lightbringer...
Who knows.
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>>84321263
whats dis?
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>>84324558

fucking lads spoilers man, that shit leaked 8 months ago. It's pretty much a given now. Clusterfuck continues.
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Tully smell funny
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>>84323084
>rapefugee
>implying I'm a Arab or from Syria
Laughing at you, you ignorant buttblasted racist triggerd poltard!

Cry more, sperg more and please get a heart attack polautist!

Link for retards like you
>>>/pol/
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>>84324777
especially the cunny
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Why can't we all just be friends?
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Will you cry is Theons' volcano cock can't get erect?
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>>84324233
It was a (bad) expansion for World of Warcraft. It had a convoluted plot and no content.
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>>84321263
BRAN tells sansa all of Littlefingers crimes
BRAN gives arya the dagger that she uses to execute Littlefinger on the sentence that sansa gives him only because BRAN exposed him in the first place
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>>84325013
what if all asoiaf characters were friends? wouldn't be much fun.
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>>84325227
Bran will mansplain everything.
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>>84322445
>How beautiful arya has become

Funny joke anon you almost got away with sneaking that in too
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>>84325227
>OMG ARYA YOU'RE SO BRAVE IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU THAT LITTLEFINGER IS DEAD
>No SANDRA YOU'RE SO SMART IT'S ALL THANKS TO *YOU* THAT LITTLEFINGER IS DEAD

>GIRL POWER
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>DABID DABID we can't have varis support khaleesi, book readers say he molests children and cuts their tongue DABID he a bad guy
>we can't have that D.B, let's cast the little birds and have them say varis was kind with them!!
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>>84325479

>Arya: It's all thanks to you Sandra. You're so stronk, you survived what I could never have. I'm just a psycho executioner.

>Sandra: Don't say that, you're brave, my little one

Actually. More or less their dialogue from the script.
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Does anyone finds the fact that the series lack of a plus size woman of colour problematic?
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>>84325740
>plot twits: its just eryan changing faces in teh mirror
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>>84325750
no one wants to see fat nigger whores on the show, begone, ariannefag.
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Jon Snow: I'll gladly kneel to you muh Dragon Queen - Le slave to Dragon Queen

Tyrion (now): What's you order muh Queen? -
Le sidekick to Dragon Queen

Brienne: Pounds The Hound, kills Stannis

Ellaria: 'Dorne will not be ruled by weak men anymore" stabstabstab

Yara: I'm a kickass Queen
Theon: She's a kickass Queen. I'm a fag with a clit.

Jaime: Fuck and kill whoever you want muh Cersei. I'll stay by your side - Le cuck to Lion Queen

What is Ding & Dong's fucking problem?
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>>84325635

how tf he molest kids if he doesn't have a bloody cock
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Stop committing buggery.
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Post yfw Euron reveals he's working for the NK
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should stannis' son in real life play young jaime lannister?
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>>84325740
Most hilarious line is when arya tells sansa that she deserves all the credit literally just because "you're the lady of winterfell!!!!"

SHE DID NOTHING
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>cast young actor to play Ned rescuing his sister
>have Nikolaj play Jaime during the Sack despite that part being even earlier than ToJ

D&D logic everyone
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>>84326093
mfw
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>our boy Jaime about to kill Dany with his spear
>stopped by CGI dragon shit

fuck D&D seriously
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>>84326385
Being a rapist baby flinger ages you fast
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>>84326092
>tfw straight anal sex is buggery too
>tfw dany conquer westeros and the faith is about to crown her, but instead they execute her for having anal sex with daario

TY based septon
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>>84326385
did they actually do that?
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>>84326335
People somehow think Jon Snu deserves credit for the victory ( and named him KITN for it ) when he did nothing but try to get every single non-bolton northmen killed by the bolton army.
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>>84326502
>charging a mile accross a burning field to kill a dragon
retarded
>charging a mile accross a field to kill Dany who somehow will just be standing there, alone iwth no guard for a minute?
I'm not sure which is least retarded desu.

In fact I'm not sure there's any way that scene isn't retarded, regardless of what he's charging at and what happens.

I mean sure I'll be happy if he kills dany/a dragon/jon/sansa/just about anything in that memecrew... But it'd still be retarded as fuck.
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>>84326502
I dont even watch the show anymore but if jamie dies like that im out
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>>84326081
HE DOES have a cock, haven't you been reading?
And you don't need genitals to be able molest someone, you retard.
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>>84326662
>Lannister army shoots Drogon with Qyburn's meme anti-dragon ballista
>Drogon falls injured on the ground, Dany, who was riding him, falls too
>Jaime goes in for the kill, Drogon blocks his path and breaths fire at him
>Bronn saves Jaime
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>>84326502
My god will jaime ever do anything right?
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>>84326585
Go the fuck away sandrawhale, jon had no choice but to try because sansa got him involved in the first place and then she gave him terrible advice that would have killed them all
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>>84326960
He fucked Cersei right in the pussy a couple of times
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>>84327001

She gave him no advice but was like 'why don't you ask me for muh input?' 'I don't know anything about buthles!' And then she was like 'KOTV who?'
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>>84327001
>JON YOU HAVE TO GO SAVE RICKON
>JON WE CAN'T SAVE RICKON WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
>JON WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY ADVICE ABOUT ARMIES
>JON I DO THINK KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ARMIES WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE
>JON WE NEED MORE MEN
>JON I CAN'T CONVINCE ANY LORDS TO FIGHT FOR US
>JON I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE ARMY LITTLEFINGER OFFERED US
>JON WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE CREDIT I DID EVERYTHING AND YOU DID NOTHING!!!!!!!
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I literally can't take him seriously at all
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>>84306892
>lord of hornhill
>in the nights watch
>also a maester
r u retarded or something
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>>84327309
this t b h

>>84327371
Why did they make him talk like a robotic leprechaun? Why did his "advice" in the second trailer sound like the most retarded thing someone's ever said? Wtf it made no sense at all.
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>>84327001
why so triggered, jontard?
neither Jon or Sansa deserves any credit.
LF does.
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reminder that Gylbert Farwynd was right
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>>84326955
>tyrion interpose and make his wannabe-scary face and says NO to the dragon
>the dragon moves back

If you want to meme, you gotta meme til the end.
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>>84327518
AND LADY MORMONT
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>>84327469
>AND HARRENHAL......I SHABOZE....THATCHS OF DE TAYBLE ASHWEL
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>>84327518
LF and his niceguy trope started all of this because a Stark beat his ass and then another Stark married the woman he was in love with. He only deserves getting cucked for the rest of his life.
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>>84327518
I hate jon but objectively he did more than Sandra did

The order of credit is:
>Littlefinger
Power gap
>jon
>huge power gap
>huge power gap
>huge power gap
>susan
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>Shireen Baratheon is coming back somehow resurrected and living with the mountain clans

WTF?!
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>>84327704
>>84327518
Jon at the very least convinced a few warm bodies to fight for him (the wildlings), which was 100% more than Sandra did. Also one of those wildlings ended up being the deciding factor in the war (wun wun) because he's the reason they were able to break down the gate and get in to kill ramsay.
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>>84307215
>>84307494
Do you think Bran ever warged into Hodor and fucking his own limp body?
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>>84327518
Sansa's only contribution was screaming autistically, guilt tripping jon and then shaming him for caring about his own brother, and sitting on a horse.
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>>84327766
that was all davos
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>>84327706
>ywn be captured by a barbarian tribe who will force you to marry their qtpi daughter
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Will euron and Jamie survive the entire season bros?
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>Sandra the mind trick queen with special superhuman empath powers that can convince anyone to do anything for her
>couldn't even convince 1, not even 1, of her hypothetical subjects to fight for her honor


Yikes
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>>84327766
It was Davos. Jon didn't convince anyone, they all told him to fuck off.

And if you're talking about the wildlings, it was Tormund, not jon. "He was willing to die for us, if we're not willing to do the same we're coward etc..".

Plus, anyway, Jon attack was retarded. Yes he did more, but what MORE he did was to lead the north in a suicidal battle.

Not sure how trying to KILL the north earns him credit for SAVING the north.
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>>84327828
Probably
What do you think the point of the nude scene where bran stares at his huge dick for so long was
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>>84327966
yes!
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>>84328037
I don't care, I don't even like jon, but the point is that the wildlings agreed to fight because they were fighting in jon's name. Not sansas. Davos did all the talking but he still made it an issue of supporting jon, which is what the wildlings ultimately agreed to do.
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>>84328037
Jesus you antijonfags are actually the worst. You keep repeating the same fucking thing over and over again, not even accepting valid points in Jon's case. Just post brian or sandra or whatever you faggots do.
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>>84327966
You cant possibly know that
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>>84328104
is that her? not on her insta
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>>84328167
Im a branbro and I'm actually the only one who's been making posts in support of jon so
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>>84328205
>branfaggot and jontard
could you be any more of a retard?
guess you could like Sansa too.
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>>84328265
How many fucking times do I have to say I don't like jon
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>>84326543
Yes, didn't you watch season 6?

Nowitenz is a younger Ned but the Jaime Bran sees killing King Burn The Mall is played by Nikolaj
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>>84328265
We see you babyflingerfag.
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new thread
>>84328624
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>>84326960
He's been getting targ shitters (and even worse, Targ-Dorne halfbreeds) killed since he was a teenager.

He is /ourguy/
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Reminder that Euron will find out Cersei is pregnant, get the Golden Company, and try to sack King's Landing thinking she won't kill them all if she's with child.

King's Landing will blow near the same time the Walkers are defeated for maximum fire ice pottery
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>>84324878
>i-i-im not a shitskin i sware!
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