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Bran a cute

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>>84328624
What about a trebuchet?

Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

Oh great OP is that retard with his obnoxious passive aggressive posts. Incoming samefagging.

>>84328717
Add whining about jaime

>>84328728
on the other hand this post totally doesn't sound like it has been written by an obnoxious passive aggressive retard.

threadly reminder to always point out the jaqenfag shitskin and call him a faggot pedo

Darkstar when?

>>84328991
On the other hand hi OP.

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Maario Naharis

>>84329006
He actually fucked off for a few days, was pretty great

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

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>>84329096
post GOT related memes

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>>84328624
Reposting this from the weekend in case there are any Branbros around that missed it

Has anyone ever noticed that REM's album Green seems to be the inspiration for Bran's story? If so there are lots of hints on this. Even the album title makes me think Greenseer.

Let me do a run down of the tracks.
>Pop Song 89
This seems to be the inspiration for his visions of people at different times, as well as people and the weather changing
>Get Up
This focuses on Bran's dreams and visions and in season seven he seems to be unable to awake most of the time so it's spot on
>You are the Everything
"All you hear is time stand still in travel"
>Stand
It's about something Bran can't do
>World Leader Pretend
"I raised the wall and I will be the one to knock it down" Bran is Bran the Builder AND The Night's King
>The Wrong Child
"A late long march into spring, I sit and watch the children" this one is obvious, Bran surviving the winter, sitting because he is a cripple and seeing the children of the forest at Bloodraven's house
>Turn you Inside Out
"I believe in watching you" a reference to the weirwood
"Divide your cultured pearls and paste" a reference to Jojen paste

There is more too but I am running out of time. Is this album Bran's album?

>>84329232
he didn't

>>84329232
because he's a retarded faggot

>>84328717
Fuck off you filthy secondary.

hey lads, when does TWoW come out?

thanks

>>84329330
Interesting connections but bran is not the night's king

>>84329442

>because D&D are retarded faggots

>>84329809
Next year.

>>84329809
when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east

>>84329104
Jaqenposter here

While I didn't post for a few days and mostly just reading/lurking the thread, I'm trying to change. Too bad a nobody is noticing it, instead they accuse when someone is posting bullshit or nonsense.

Also people calling me Jaqensperg isn't really helping nor does it motivates me to change while I trying to do my best.

Remember I don't always post about Jaqen, i also post about Beric, Stannis, Euron, Roose, ect.

>>84328717
Barristan Selmy's death was fine tbqh. It was all the Unsullied getting btfo before him that annoyed me.

>>84329006
>t. a angry autistic poltard pedo faggot

>>84330485
>when dany's womb quickens
>her womb works again

does this mean TWoW soon?

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>>84329096
Captain Maario Naharis

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>>84330549
No, it wasn't. He was the best sword fighter but got killed by a bunch of nobodies with daggers and had to get rescued by Greyworm. That's a pretty shitty death for a good character.

And to make it worse he got a shitty death before his character got to really come out and do important things (I feel for the actor) just so stupid Tyrion could "reasonably" come into importance.

>>84330650
He had six or seven people going for him at once, it doesn't matter that he's the best swordsman in the land, nor does it matter that they were random rich dudes and not soldiers.

>>84330626
>normiefag meme

no one who isn't a pleb normie gives a fuck about spoilers

>>84329096
>>84330598
Idk why but I always laugh at these. Have all the people who posted funny memes (cringe but there were some funny ones) left /got/?

>>84330525
rape

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>>84329304

>>84330778
Yes anon rape and sex.
Also face-changing sex

>>84329232
D&D are the true retards

>>84330741
Barristan could have taken the five other members of Joffrey's kingsguard by himself. Syrio Forell, a lesser swordsman, took on several lannister guardsmen with a wooden sword. Barristan should have been able to handle a group of poorly armed amateurs in his sleep. He only died because Tyrion needed something to do in Meereen.

>>84330830
>Howland Reed
>Azor Ahai
>Office chat

Normies don't recognize those terms

>>84330549
slave soldiers #278, #1971, #47 and $881 getting rekt while fighting out of their element (not in a phalanx formation, not expecting the fight) annoys you, but a living legend dying against peasants is fine?

>b-but selmy had no armor!
He had no armor when he BTFO a bunch of goldcloaks when he left KL either. And while goldcloaks aren't knights, they sure as fuck are better than random noblemen with knives. They were armed&armored at least.

Anyway it's not just his death, it's the big picture. They didn't give him ONE impressive feat of battle. He just hung around Dany for 4 years, then they killed him off.

But look at Brienne ( an average/OK fighter in the books )... They're going out of their way to make her BTFO people.

Fighting 1v3 (stark men), then beating the hound 1v1, then beating fully armored knights of the vale, then executing stannis...
None of this happens in the books.
Why do they write FOUR oc battle scene to make Brienne look good, and then they just kill Selmy in an alley against peasants?

They write 4 oc scenes to make a whatever fighter look amazing, but can't even do 1 for Selmy, one of the greatest fighters of all time?

>>84331015
To be fair, if David and Dan had decided they wanted Barristan to be OP, they would have included a goofy dual wielding scene. Maybe this is for the best.

>>84331015
Gotta have gurrrl power moments

Are you ready for the moment Sansa outwits Littlefinger?

>>84328643
Found you..stop saying the stupid phrase I made up!!!

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First for Varys in the last scene.

>>84331135
You didn't make up ___ a cute

Bran is a cute and you can't stop me from saying it

>>84331127
heh. well it's part "gurrrl" moment, but it's also just making all the characters they like look better, and all the characters they hate looks like shit.

If you were to ask showfags who didn't read the books to rank fighters from best to worst, using only the show (all they know about), Jon Snow, Brienne, Sandor, Gregor CLegane, Oberyn, would all be ahead of Selmy.

Some might add some names like Daario, Yara, Greyworm, etc.. as well, because Selmy didn't win any fight. He fought only once and lost. Sure the odds were there, but other characters faced tough odds and won.

Selmy doesn't even look like an elite fighter.
Sure in real life killing 6-7 guys with knives before dying would be quite impressive... But not in a television series were ok fighters win 1v3 constantly against armored opponents, and mostly don't die after that (so they could potentially kill even more ).

They just didn't like Selmy, and it shows.
It's just like the Eddard/Jaime fight.
Ok the fight was entertaining to watch, but why the fuck is Eddard holding his own against Jaime? Because they liked him.
And if they like him he's a great fighter, therE's no other way around.

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>>84331122
This is the only comfort I have about that whole debacle.

>>84331127
It should be said though that the show actually managed to make LF even more retarded than Sansa is, so you can't say they weren't setting up for this very stupid future plotline.

>>84330741
ask the average showfag who would win in a fight. jon or barristan? the fact that they'd all say jon tells you all you need to know about the show's portrayal of his abilities.

>>84330865
>Barristan could have taken the five other members of Joffrey's kingsguard by himself
Nah, he would have lost.
>Syrio Forell, a lesser swordsman, took on several lannister guardsmen with a wooden sword
DED.

>>84331421
You're very right overall, the show does have their favorites, but the first season did make Selmy out to be an amazing fighter, both Ned and Jaime sang his praises very prominently and they later had everyone at court acknowledge that he could take down all the KG himself. It was only later that they seemed to dislike him because they realized fans didn't give a shit about him.

And in defense of the Jaime/Ned fight Jaime wanted him alive, it seemed like he was just fucking with Ned a little.

>>84331567
Jon WOULD win because he has plot armour. Don't need to be a showfag to see that.

>>84331644
>Jon gets stabbed a bunch
>Survived
>Barristan gets stabbed a bunch
>Permanently dead

Can't argue with that

>>84331637
>the first season did make Selmy out to be an amazing fighter, both Ned and Jaime sang his praises very prominently and they later had everyone at court acknowledge that he could take down all the KG himself. It was only later that they seemed to dislike him because they realized fans didn't give a shit about him.

First rule of television is show, don't tell.
I doubt showfags would've cared much about him anyway because he doesn't fit the profile (you have to be a girl, young or a midget to be popular)... But they didn't try all that hard to make him popular.
If they followed the story/tried a bit, he could've fought in every season or close.
S1 : Fighting the goldcloaks to escape KL
S2/3 : Fighting Mero (or anyone attacking Dany, given that they had Daario kill Mero on the show)
Then he could take part in the attack of the sewer instead of drinking wine with Dany and telling her he doesn't know how long an attack takes... and they could've made him look best of all fighters.
After all taht, if they have him die against 10 guy in an alley, at least it's the death of a great knight, a PROVEn great knight. Not some old guy dying in his first battle (on screen).

desu if they wanted to kill him there, I would've him die against Drogon. In the books he taunts Drogon when it goes mad and even threaten Dany... I would've had the same, only he dies for it

It would've been some kind of deviation from the common trope, a knight saving a princess from a dragon...
Only the princess is a queen but only in name, the dragon is her own, and the knight dies to save her.

This would've been better than dying like a dog in an alley.
All in all, they could've made people like him more. Not a top favorite of course, but better. I'm sure most showfags cared 10 times more about Greyworm than Barristan... And that's on D&D making him shit/unlikable. Pretty sure it's the other way around for bookfags.

>>84331644
Fff...y-you too

>>84328717
upvoted

>>84332056
Ned was popular tho.

>letting freeniggers south of the Wall
Jon is a cuck.

>>84330562
some rapefugee shitskin character shipper calling someone an "angry autist" , that's nice. stop wasting your welfare

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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I'm going to be completely honest, /got/ I miss their scenes together.

How far do you think Daenerys will get? I think she will try to go for King's Landing but either get stopped or change her mind (Davos and Varys in the play here perhaps) and go north to the wall.

>>84333315
even if she does, she'll come back after she kill all the others in a 1v1000 combat, and take KL.

>>84333347

I think by the time the season ends she'll be in Harrenhall or Dragonstone.

May this sextuple tell us the truth about Azor Ahai

>>84333333

>>84333154
I miss when Littlefinger was an actual character and not a prop that d&d exclusively use as their mouthpiece to tell everyone how Sandra is their favorite character over and over again.

>>84329716
Stop responding to the pasta

>>84333379
Batman is Azor and Robin is Ahai.

>>84333379
looks like we won't crown anyone today.

>tfw /got/ used to get the Gets but now it's too dead

>>84333561
LF has been a tool to demonstrate how smart other characters are since season 2. The writers really threw away the whole thing where he's meant to present himself as a benign entity.

>>84333561
I've been away from /got/ for a while....when did salsa become sandra?

>>84334336
When lolibear called her that while "slutshaming" her

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/got/ pls post reaction photos

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>>84334730
Ten for the price of one.

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>>84334773

Good God. Soon

S O O N

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>>84334581
And some close ups would be nice.

Does anyone have Ros?

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>>84334773
No one should be using their lips that much while acting.

She's seriously the worst.

Killing off Selmy was ridiculous, but its not like he couldn't die in such situation hypothetically. Better men were killed in ambushes and when outnumbered, even in history.

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>>84334943

>>84334948
She's a stage actress who never dropped her training for over expressive face

*varys turns to the camera*

"ahh truly it was a game of thrones"

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>>84334954
It's not the most unrealistic of deaths, I think people just react to how humiliating it was for someone like him, and the fact that he died before he really came into his own as a character the way he did in the books. The Barristan chapters were some of the best and we never got to see any of that side of him in the show.

>>84334988
No she's not. She's not been in enough theatre so be categorized as "stage actor".
And she sucks on the stage too.

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>>84334954
>GOAT swordsman killed by dagger wielding aristocrats and peasants
not to mention the fact that they did it just to avoid paying him.

You all understand that right. They killed off a character to save on budget. that is GoT for you, thats the """""quality"""""" of showrunners we are dealing with here.

>>84334773
shit character, shit acting

but very a cute CUTE

>>84331291
What is that?

I think he will be around til the end. If he gets killed off I will never get over it.

>>84335082
She was perfect in season 1-2 because she was younger, thinner, more fair. Had that Targaryen vibe. I think she just got older and relaxed, same as Cersei whose acting got worse

Will Euron and Jamie survive this season bros? :(

>>84335082
That's where she got her start and she never grew out if it, nor has she had to

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>>84335168
Cersei is fine, she's just having fun with this ridiculous show.

>>84335257
Plenty of theatre actors don't do that shit. It's no excuse. She's bad.

>>84331421
IMO the Ned/Jaime fight is a bad example here because it actually makes sense in-story. They had a rivalry which had to have a climactic moment plus Jaime was clearly testing Ned's abilities. Unlike the Selmy death or Stannis' defeat which were just lazy writing

>>84335168
If she somehow stayed a young girl (impossible for the show) her erratic decisions would make more sense. I find her character in the books more intriguing in a way. She's this savage princess with unlimited power and built reputation getting paranoid, dreaming big and being naive. Surrounded with the people who are trying to either take advantage of her or advise her to do better. All this is happening in constantly changing oriental world where human lives are worthless and its richer are waiting to be seized by someone more powerful. She's like a God in this world and her stupid whims destroy cities and cause big conflicts. This entire mess is threatening to infect Westeros and that's what makes it interesting, she by no means is a good ruler and this wasn't intention of the author. She's more like a force of nature and very unpredictable. In the show, they almost make her seem like a confident overly independent female politician. But Daenerys is also lazy, horny, superstitious and wilful

>>84335366
Hoe many are bongland actors who never grew out of it?

>>84330830
>Starks = Snarks

someone wanna explain this one?

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>>84335464
I agree, there were some things lost when a lot of the characters were aged up. Ignoring how they massacred his story line I think Robb suffered from a similar problem.

>>84335464
Daenerys, Tyrion, Jaime and Stannis could have been some of the most legendary characters in all of TV history, especially given the budget and enthusiasm the show has. Sad how a lack of planning or real analysis really made the whole show so wildly inconsistent and head-scratchingly simplistic

>>84335514
The actors who don't overuse their Nathan Lane eyebrows, and the ones who don't gnash their teeth and flare their lips like a horse's. So...all of them.

Stop trying to liken her to anyone else with a shred of talent. Yes theatre training is different (from?? film training - is that even a thing?) but that's not what her problem is.

She's like one of those animatronic creatures from showbiz pizza.

Where does the Stannis fit in? Will he now side with Jon as King in the North or who? Maybe he'll fight Daenerys on his own?

>>84335598
>>84334581
>>84333154
>>84331291
>>84334898

Varys posts are best

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>>84335514
In all fairness, Robb's actor made some ridiculous faces, though he never approached anything like Emilia.

>>84335598
Robbs whole story makes no sense. If he was 19 or so he would have his own keep at the very least. He wouldn't be an unknown to the other lords either.

Ned would have let Jon fuck off to the wall like 3 years ago as well.

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More reaction images.

I heard that Gendry is going to come back at the end after the white walkers kill Danyerys and then he wins the game.

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>>84335872
It's just one of those things you kind of have to accept for a show, a bunch of dumb child actors would have just been irritating to watch and really unrealistic (GRRM made a lot of children behave very unrealistically too). I agree that a lot of characters ended up making little sense when depicted as older.

Which is funny because I thought the show actually did a fair job with Bran's character back when they cared to even bother with him. He took on a slighter large role in running Winterfell/the North than he did in the show while still acting like a kid. The show should have emphasized how sheltered Robb, Dany, etc. were to make their stupidity a bit more reasonable.

And pic related is probably a reaction image.

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>>84334975

How long will it take for Daenerys to autistically walk on that fucken beach before she reaches the castle?

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>>84336024
I raise you another Bran.

>>84336035
Bout 2 days

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>>84336035
It'll likely be around 15 or so minutes of her slowly walking and looking around with her "majestic queen" face on. Don't worry, the rest of the episode will be rushed to the point of irrationality so we have time for more Dany.

>>84336143
Don't forget the cock jokes

>>84336023
>muhh dragins reeeeeeee

>>84336143

Refined with epic music and slow-mo. Only the best for the Mother of Dragons.

>>84336023
The contrast between how they wrote 11 year old Lord Bran in season 2 vs how they wrote 11 year old Lady Lyanna in season 6 is hilariously sad

No time for Jaime redemption arc. He's in with Cersei till the end
Will make that Joffrey/Jaime scene with the White book obsolete

>>84335872
If Robb was 19, Ned would have married him off to someone long before the war even started.
>>84336023
>GRRM made a lot of children behave very unrealistically too
Are you referring to Arya, or someone else?

Related to these posts I'm reading ASOS and I got to the Sansa wedding chapter. God, it's so fucked up; especially when you imagine an obese middle-aged man writing it.

>>84336337
>No time
All it takes is a 5 minute scene telling the audience how they should feel via music, camera angles/lingering shots, and other characters just straight up saying how the audience should feel to convince normies of anything the writers want

>when Myrcella tells Jaime "part of me always knew/I'm glad you're my father"

Feels. This should've been Tommen though

>>84336348
All the children oscillated between seeming too young and too old for their actual ages. Book Bran acted a bit old for his age, especially. Arya was generally okay though.

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>>84336663
That was retarded though, and that actress did a fucking terrible job.

>>84336715
>disrespecting the Queen of Love and Beauty and The Seven Kingdoms
kys while ur behind

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>>84336834
Your waifu is an ugly untalented slag, I hate to be the one to break it to you, really.

>>84336663
That's a terrible line though and makes Myrcella a terrible person.

She's glad her mother committed treason and incest with her own brother that plunged them all into war?

She's glad the kinslaying oathbreaking attempted child killer is her father?

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>season 7 episode 1

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>>84337114
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT JAIME

How long until Euron kills of the dragons?

>Euron sacks King's Landing thinking Cersei will never kill her unborn child
>Cersei's miscarried and triggers the wildfire
>King's Landing burns at the same time Winter Ends
>The Scouring of Westeros with every land fucked by war, no centralized power and hundreds of thousands dead
>and Jon's gotta fix it

Calling it

>>84336348
>If Robb was 19, Ned would have married him off to someone long before the war even started.
What makes you say that? Early 20s seems to be the marrying age for men, at least in GRRM's writing.
Were there any suitable women around anyway?

>>84337621
Three episodes? Four?

>watching season 2
>Robb's squeeze appears
>get excited to see her PHAT FUCKING ASS
Can't wait, lads.

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I know there is a lot of contrarians that have only got more burn out over the years and most of them used to be Stannis supporters but let's be honest at the end of the day you can't lie to yourself. He was the best character in the series. Great shows like LOST had characters like Locke or Desmond whose fans knew they were the best and there are icons like Tony Soprano but in GoT there was Stannis or people we only liked because they supported or respected him.

>>84337114
The incest makes all of that okay.

>>84337983
I love wincest more than the common man, but no, just no

unless it's mother/son where the mom is an absolute MILF

>>84337969
Don't worry, he'll be back soon.

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>>84337937
>get to the end of this episode
>WHERE ARE MA DRAGUNS?
>mfw

>>84337437
Calm down OP jaime is useless anyway

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>>84338524
>Azor Ahai
>useless

>>84338794
7 GET

>>84338794
Rolling for Varys bending me over in the throne room.

>>84338879
JUST ONE DROP OF THE MOTHER'S MERCY

I'm bored, can someone recommend me some good GOT fanfiction?

>Ellaria kills Doran for being a punk bitch
>Names Myrcella Queen of The Seven Kingdoms
>Trystane now King
Dorne subplot fixed.

>>84338960
The show

>>84338960
pure robblin literary kinography
http://archiveofourown.org/works/650724?view_adult=true

>>84338794
Uhh, CIA only gets to bring friends.

>>84338794
Oh god I need this to work out.

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>>84338794

>>84338794
Rolling for 6

>>84338794
x3 get

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>>84339056
Yesss...

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>>84336348
>I'm reading ASOS and I got to the Sansa wedding chapter. God, it's so fucked up
why do you say that?

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>>84336023
I made it better

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Best actor on the show coming through.

What edgy thing will Euron do this year? Now Ramsey is gone someone has to do stupid edgy shit.

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>>84339055
>romantic missionary with the one true king
>have to drink Mance's piss

>>84339203
Thank you.

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So we're all in agreement that the show is terrible now and we're just watching to see the ending, right?

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>Bam cast as Illyn Payne

just wow

>>84338794
CAN'T WAIT FOR TRIPS

>>84339308
Yep. Soon we will see such faggotry as has not been overhyped since the end of Lost.

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I'm in the middle of a GoT rewatch from the start. Marathoning them for the last two days.

Is it just me and my lack of sleep or does the show seem almost entirely different starting in season 5?

>>84339232
Killing all dragons, theon and his sister, daenerys, and tyrion in one episode

>>84339308
Pretty much. I don't mind some elements of the fanfic (Beric over Stoneheart, the Hound coming back), but it mostly sucks.

>>84329330
hey neat

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>>84339232

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>>84339308
I watch it for Conleth.

>>84339444
Yes, the less they take from the books, the shittier and self-parodizing it gets. Last seasons were actually a let down from the writing point of view, along with some stupid choices for characters

>>84339444
Yeah, season 5 is where they had to start setting up their own storylines for season 6 because they were running out of book material. So the writing took a huge nosedive as they butchered most of the stuff they still could take from the book, and their own shitty plots took over.

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>>84339491
>this post
Every single time I see it, I giggle. Who the fuck writes that?

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When is he getting fired?

>>84338794
reported for homosexuality

>>84339683
>TYWIN LANNISTER'S MAD DOG

>>84339736
If you wanted to roll you could just say roll, this is an anonymous board buddy

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>>84339683
she's a cute, he doesnt deserve her

>>84339683
they'll probably have him killed by brienne, to counter this by womynpower

>>84339444
Not a fan of all the "Missandei x Grey Worm" scenes?

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>>84339683
>they can get best Mountain back

Oh happy day.

post yfw they get the beanstalk that rides instead

>>84339787
>>84339683

>7 foot tall roid raged beast trying to harm you

christ I'm no pussy, but that is terrifying

>>84339683
oh shit, guess its all the steroids

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>>84339448
>I don't mind
>Beric over Stoneheart

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>>84339817
>post yfw they get the beanstalk that rides instead

>>84339832
Honestly, this. Fucking hell

>>84339817
>we will never have this guy as the Mountain, with the Beanstalk's voice
Seriously, just watched the episode where Tywin berates the Mountain at Harrenhal, and holy fuck does that lanklet ever have an epic voice.

>>84339892
i honestly dont get this, getting 5=10 minutes of extra screentime for him to die as a jonfag whats so great about that?

>>84339892
Stoneheart sucks. All she does is hang a few side Freys and mope over Robb's crown, and now she's gonna try and kill Jaime and probably Brienne (the two best POVs).

The fall of the Brotherhood could've been done without her. Just have Beric lose more and more of his humanity each time he's resurrected, until he's nothing but a soulless dick out to kill his enemies.

>>84339683
the fact that he even needs to be fired instead of just getting killed of in season 7 like he (and cersei) should be is whats most offensive.

>>84340015
>about to use jaime and his whore commit red wedding 2.0
>sucks
LSH is a patrician character who also triggers jonfags because it makes jon less like jesus for resurrecting or something like that.

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>>84339817
If he came back just long enough to finish this, it would be worth it.

>>84339683
Doesn't matter since he'll win the trial by combat.

>>84340167
what a fucking great scene
(apart from the royal pavilion being made out of a few twigs but oh well you can't have everything)

>>84340117
Idgaf about Jon, but please explain the Red Wedding 2.0. It's been like two years since I read ADWD, so I don't remember the finer details.

>>84340198
It's a comfy pavilion

>>84339683
>fled the apartment by jumping from a kitchen window
loving this concept though.

>>84339787
How long do you think that donger is? Keep in mind, roids shrink your balls, not your cock.

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>>84340198
It was the best the crown could afford

>>84340117
it is really hilarious how quick jonfags are to get defensive and upset whenever anyone suggests any theory that makes jon less of a special snowflake, even when it has nothing to do with him, such as lady stoneheart

>>84340167
How tall is that fucker? The Hound actor is like 6'6" or something, isn't he? The Mountain makes him look normal size.

I forgot how thicc Dany is in S6.

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The rightful queen of Westeros!

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>tfw no real male hero to root for anymore
>closest thing now is Jaime

fucking hell

how the fuck can they end this series? there is way too many loose ends it's impossible for them to wrap it all up with king jon and queen dany targ happily ever after. Even if the white walkers kill off most of the cast there's still a whole giant continent of people who don't give a fuck about westeros.

>>84340437
Punished Jamie a knight denied his honour

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>>84340304
7'1"

>>84340437
There's always Jon

- D&D

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so were these real?

>>84340220
LSH clearly isn't as insane as appears after the brienne meeting and obviously has bigger plans than just hanging randoms + frey-lannister wedding happening at riverrun which has been infiltrated by BwB
will probably force jaime to help her using his whore as leverage
It's happening

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>>84339055
lol Friendzone's spear teleported through the man's side.

>>84340510
We won't know until the episode.

They change the lines often anyway during the actual filming. But the gist will probably be there

>>84340583
Lawrence Karsden was heard autistically screeching in the background

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>>84340510
This is what I think of Emilia Clarke's acting...

>>84340437
Men are the problem.

It's good to have a fantasy show that finally deconstructs the cishet patriarchy.

>>84340532
Dank, lad. I still don't really like her character, but I'm on Clash right now doing a re-read, so maybe that will change.

From my first read through, I got the impression that Tom O'Sevens was in Riverrun just to send word of the Frey/Lannister movements so the Brotherhood could ambush them, and I figured LSH would try to hang Jaime, which would cause Brienne to break her oath to Catelyn and kill her and/or fight her way out in order to save Jaime, since that big bitch wants Jaime's cock'n'balls.

>>84339787
>this guy's shirts

holy fucking shit his dick must be small as fuck

>>84340798
s6 arya's teleportation kills at the twins practically confirms grrm has something along those lines planned
I do hope LSH gets to kill Jaime anyway

>>84330830
Dany is a fire wight is pretty common
Snarks = Starks is kino. Also is the Renly armor theory real or just a joke?

Because of GRRM not finishing the books and getting lost in his story the show versions of characters like Dany Bran Arya and Sansa have decent first phase stories then get build up or training or whatever on journeys and now are jumping into endings with no journey back. It really is a mess of story telling. Arya will have spend more time at the house of too many faces then she will having returned home and no jouney back even though she was wondering around for many seasons before even leaving Westeros. She also carried the coin for two seasons. This applies to many characters and is sloppy.

>>84340891
How can you dislike book Jaime? His story and chapters are GOAT.

>>84340250
I like to imagine he tried to give chase, but lacked the flexibility and dexterity to climb through himself and ended up making an ass of himself.

>>84341052
I just want zombiefu to get her revenge on that baby-flinging sack of shit.

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Is she /our girl/?

>>84341092
>looks down on people for being Jonfags
>is a Branfag
JUST

>>84341260
She was too pure for the show.

>>84341052
its just butthurt branfags because deep down they know that in the unlikely event jaime and bran meet again their paraplegic retard isnt going to get brutal revenge for being a peeping tom

>>84341276
huh? I don't like bran that much, but Jaime definitely deserves the rope.

GEEOOOORRRRRGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
WHERE IS MY BOOK GEORGIE
GEORGE GIVE ME IT NOW
FUCKING FAT FUCK WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING BOOK YOU FUCKING FAT FAGGOT GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT
THIS IS IT GEORGE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>84341448
don't worry, based george always delivers
here it is

>>84340167
I like the complete lack of shaky cam.

>>84341276
Are you off your meds or something?

>>84341361
Please stop being so bitter that jaime is completely useless, Salty.

have the Feds raided the pedofaggots houses yet?

>jaimefags constantly embarrassing themselves
dont you guys ever get tired of taking the bait

>>84341260
>Bronn has to raise her rapebaby
KEK

>>84341592
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>84328728

>posting about a C character because you are a pedofaggot

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don't fucking start with this bran vs jaime shit again I was only talking about zombiefu

>>84341707
dont confuse shitting on branfaggots with jamieposting. Sometimes I like to stop by to remind the degenerates that they should kill themselves.

>>84341064
Dex wins every time

>>84340437
>needs someone of the same gender to root for
when will this meme end

>>84341471
What the fuck, why is his name so damn huge when he only edited it? The actual author's name is like 1/3 the size.

>>84341830
Sometimes I like to trigger jaimetards because they (you) are the most easily upset people I've ever seen on this general, its pretty funny actually

jaime is a rapist

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>jaime lanniser i name you captain of my kingsguard

>>84341903
>raping Cersei is bad
He should have killed her after desu senpai

>>84341707
it's weird of all the autism-battles that could happen on /got/ I would never have expected this one.
>arya vs sansa
>jon vs stannis
>bran vs jaime
those were probably the biggest 3 in /got/?
What will be the next one?

Hopefully Bran/Jaime doesn't last 2-3 years like Jon/Stannis.

>>84342058
>arya vs sansa
geez I don't even remember that. Was that just the maisiefag arguing with some other waifutard or what?

>>84342107
>he doesn't realize that Sansa is a literary gem
shame

>>84342153
I mean bookwise I definitely think she's a better character than Arya but I can't imagine autist wars happening over that.

>>84342058
To be honest I think Dany vs Jon is right around the corner.

There are more and more showfags in these threads -not now because it's the offseason so we only have trailerfags, but in-season-, so more people who care about those.

And yes, they will be allied, but Jon/Stannis were also allied to an extent, and Arya/Sansa are sisters, didn't stop anything.

Once even the dumbest fucking showfag will realize that the show is now straight up good-vs-evil and that good literally always win, rivalry like Dany vs Euron or Jon vs Cersei will be kinda pointless, that's like rooting on a man against an ant, what's the point?

So, Jon vs Dany for ruler in the end could happen. Which will be king/queen, which will be consort/servant, etc..

>>84342107
Its a sandrafag who's lying. stop replying to her.

>>84342153
People don't generally shit on book Sansa because she's believably written and has interesting things happen around her without it making it seem like she somehow deserves the credit for them.

>>84342058
bran and jaime are pretty similar characters in a lot of ways.
not really surprised their autists are fighting with each other.

>>84342227
>So, Jon vs Dany for ruler in the end could happen. Which will be king/queen, which will be consort/servant, etc..

>Who of Jon and Dany had the biggest Rags to Riches story and deserves it for using skill to get where he/she is?
Despite the fact that one is a targaryen who was given basically every single possible army in the world on a silver plate, and the other is a stark/targaryen who lived all his life in a castle, then won constantly - suffering only extremely minor setback- by an unending streak of plot armors and plot devices...
I can see this happen.

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>>84342058
I'd be down for a Varys vs Littlefinger ongoing fight.

Jon vs Stannis was the most pathetic /got/ battle because Stannisfags were always fighting a losing game against the untouchable Jonny Stu


Bran vs Jaime is more entertaining because who knows which group of autists is going to win at this point, its not like d&d care about either of them

>>84342350
nobody genuinely cares about varys and littlefinger is a piece of shit that only sandrafags would defend.

>>84342283
>bran and jaime are pretty similar characters in a lot of ways.
Aside from them both being male humans from noble families, I can't really think of anything.

Jaime is one of the greatest fighters of all time (physical skills), but he doesn't give a fuck about anything/makes stupid decisions (foolish). Started off as a huge asshole, and is now changing a bit after dropping cersei, realizing that she was a big part of why he was so shitty. Kind of a redemption story.

Bran started off as a normal good kid.. is still a normal good kid. He's one of the greatest seers/warg/etc.. of all time (mental skills) but he won't ever be able to fight (cripple). His story is much more linear, as in, there's no big changes/turn around, he's more or less the same guy he was in AGOT, and he spent most of his story going to the ultimate goal("flying", bloodraven, etc..), without deviating much from it...

>>84342350
Too bad he get's scooby doo'd by Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, and that Direwolf too

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>>84342376
I care about Varys. He's my favorite character.

>>84342376
I never saw the autistic battles as 'Who will win in the end'... Everyone knows who will win in the end.

Was more about who was the best character.
But if you go with who will win...
>>84342350
Given that LF is gonna get shanked by a memeninja and that Varys is on TeamPlotDevice... I don,t see how this would be a contest.

And if you go by who is the best character, well LF is a fucking retard on the show. Varys is an ok person who just, sadly, follow a fucking retard.

Whether you go with who will win, or who is best, it's pretty much Varys either way.
And I say this as a major Book LF fan.

>>84342494
>he's my favorite character
I doubt that.

>>84342520
Why? I'm serious.

>>84342518
>never saw the autistic battles as 'Who will win in the end'... Everyone knows who will win in the end.

i know but what i mean is it was always sad as fuck to watch the stannisfags get so upset trying to pointlessly defend a doomed character. all jonautist had to say was 'azor jon' and stannisfags were basically btfo.

>>84328624
i dont understand why did they cram got into only 13 episodes
with the money it makes they could get it running for at least like 30 episodes or 3 full seasons

>>84342563
theres no reason for him to be your favorite. he's done nothing and is a non-character.

>>84342825
The writers have run out of ideas. The last two seasons were filler, and in soemcases sitry arcs just repeated themselves. They aren't gonna bother to pursue Persue Faegon or seemingly Euron's apotheosis angle, so it's just time to wrap it up.

>>84342893
are there plans of spin offs?
man got had so much potential and it got wasted
Sad.

>>84342919
2 spin-offs already confirmed i think
sadly no rebellion or dunk

Okay I have read the books but the show was to crappy too watch past season 2, and since tWoW will never get released, is it worth it to start watching again just too see how it fucking ends? I read the wikipedia and the plot seems pretty fucking stupid (the Jamie and Bronn Dorne plot and Cersei blowing up the entire royal court to name some) is it really that bad?

>>84342949
>no rebellion or dunk
sorry what?

>>84342961
they've confirmed spin-offs but they won't be doing either of those 2 things

>>84342958
just watch for the high-budgets scenes and shit
also for the memes and shitposting

>>84342861
I liked him in the books, and I've liked the actor for a long time.

>>84343007
i mean what/who is dunk

>>84343048
Dunk & Egg is a smaller book series gurm wrote/is writing set about 100 years before the main story

>>84342961
It's gonna be a prequel series about varys dealing with shady political intrigue inthe free cities, but will actually just be 25 minute shots of characters boiling beef or polishing armor. It will also reveal varys has a brother who used to be a brilliant spymaster but lost his ability to perform his duties after developing a irrational phobia of ravens. Varys will also have an inexplicably devoted blonde waifu, and the show will go on for three seasons with one season worth of plot.

>>84343111
hmm intresting my spinoff ideas are
>Grey Worm and Missandei after the end of war living together
>Lyanna Mormonts life
>sand snakes before the war since we dont know anything about them

>>84343304
"Bran's rectal care over the years"
they could show flashbacks of hodor doing it, then the sequel begins with meera doing it all wrong and bran trying to tell her how to do it.

"Selling swords to selling continents : A Daario story"
Daario repeatedly said to Dany he doesn't give a single fuck about Meereen, yet she put him in charge. Soon as she leaves him, he starts auctioning slaves, then entire cities, then the whole fucking thing. Slavers make him wealthy as a king, and he spends the rest of his life fucking courtesans. He sends messages to Dany once in a while to reassure her the rumors of Essos going to shit again are drastically exagerated.

"These babies won't trebuchet themselves"
War never ends. A man has to make it end.
Jaime rides all over westeros wherever there are conflicts, and trebuchet the lord's babies on the walls till they surrender peacefully.
Can have Brienne accompany him to constantly chide him over how this isn't right, but they constantly get into debates about whether it's better to kill 1 baby or 100 soldiers.

>>84343644
KEK

>>84328717
>Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive
He is.

>>84342450
>>bran and jaime are pretty similar characters in a lot of ways.
>Aside from them both being male humans from noble families, I can't really think of anything.
Bran and Jaime are similar. They are obviously both crippled in different ways and both started off idealistic dreamers who wanted to be like the knights they heard about in stories. In spite of their "glorified" positions in their families (GoT pretty much stated that Bran was the favorite Stark child) they ended up getting fucked over by their family's actions.

The books (and for a while, show) hinted at Bran going darker at some point so maybe we'll see that at point, but basically I think their stories echo each other sometimes. On a related note, I also think we're going to see some of the Stark kids going up against each other in a way that mirrors the Lannisters.

Why the fuck do these threads move so slowly during off season? Absolute fucking baffling who no one is here desu.

>>84344378
theres literally nothing to talk about

>>84344378
...because there's nothing new to talk about?

>>84344378
>not wanting a slow thread

>>84344525
this
the threads are more obnoxious when the showfags get here a waifu the place up

>>84331127
Doesn't Bran just tell her that LF is bad and she goes along with it? Does she actually outwit him?

>>84344498
>5 books, sex seasons, 3 weeks until a new series
>Nothing to talk about.

Are the Sneks really going to die? What reason will there to be to watch the show?

>>84344525
>>84344557
Not absurdly fast and cluttered but i'm just unsure why people leave during off season.

>>84344751
i saw some sandrafags desperately trying to convince themselves that its not that simple and that sandra actually does some convoluted mind tricking before ~exposing him. they thought she was going to agree to marry him and then on the day of their wedding blindside him at the altar and have him killed

they honestly thought that was a smart plan and not just completely unnecessary convoluted crap.

they secretly know deep down that sansa does nothing and always has to have a man figure things out for her and it drives them crazy

>>84344751
I'm imagining it'll be a callback to season 2 where Cersei almost kills Littlefinger and explains knowledge isn't power—power is power.

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why are they doing their interviews together

>>84340167
This fight is more interesting and exciting than any combat scene in Season 5 and 6.

>>84344751
>outwit him
jej. if she had a brain cell she'd have him killed episode 7x01. at this point how can she not at least suspect what littlefinger did to ned. how is it possible that she needs a greenseer to help her out with this. also the fact that he straight up admitted to her that he's conspiring against the king, and she still doesnt see this as enough of a justification to have him hanged for treason. she's the dumbest fucker alive. i wonder how her autistic tumblrina shills will spin this one.

also she knows littlefinger murdered her aunt
seriously what the fuck is wrong with salsa

>>84344857
Bless Lena for doing her best with such shitty dialogue.

>>84345028
Yeah you think something smart would be her turning Sweetrobin against LF and getting him to kill LF.

But fuck logic.

>>84345041
Lena is probably the best example of talented actress, shitty writing on the show. Her or Dillane.

>>84344871
i feel so bad for CIA for having to play such a stupid character, he seems like a chill guy in real life and in the show his character is just a pathetic sandrafag

>>84345062
Yeah, I'm not sure how we're supposed to think Sansa was ever smart for thinking that marrying Ramsay was a good idea over just sticking with Sweetrobin and the Vale.

>>84332624
Stop wasting breath and space and just kill yourself, pedo retard.

>>84345062
Actually that would be pretty smart because then they wouldn't lose the vale as allies for having littlefinger executed behind Sweetrobin's back

Can't wait till the maesters kill all of Dany's dragons.

>>84337796
Euron will marry Cersei you dip

>>84345086
It's hilarious not a single person has come up with a convincing reason for littlefinger and Sansa to do this. The vale had an untouched army and food out the wazoo. Everyone hates the Boltons and knows they are traitors. Literally all she would have to do is march the army up the twins as Ned's daughter coming home for her birthright and house after house would bow before her. But no, instead let's send her alone to marry the son of her brothers traitor for, reasons. You know, just sit tight and wait for...something? Did they even allude to what Sansa was supposed to do as Ramsays wife?>>84345109

>>84345172
Cersei would kill Euron before she'd marry him.

>>84345062
>>84345121
if dabid really wanted her to seem smart and competent maybe when littlefinger came to offer her his army she should have turned him down, wrote a letter to sweetautist telling him lf murdered his mom, then convinced him to send the vale army to her anyway. rather than crawling back to littlefinger begging for his army and ostensibly making littlefinger the hero of the battle, then waiting 7 more episodes drooling like a fucking idiot LITERALLY waiting for a magic wizard to come tell you what to do

>>84345189
>Did they even allude to what Sansa was supposed to do as Ramsays wife?
Nope.

I honestly have no idea what they were thinking with all that. Normally their stupid rewrites serve to make the story easier or more pleasing to show fans but that was neither, it was just awful and inexplicable and out of character for everyone.

>>84345189
littlefinger and salsa are, and im not memeing, the two absolute hands down worst parts of the show. yes, i'm including dany.

>>84345189
Littlefinger wanted wanted to take Winterfell without losing a single Valeman AND losing as many Northerners as possible. If he'd've led a siege at Winterfell, he'd lose more Valemen and save more Northerners.

>>84345189
The point was to turn the Boltons against the Lannisters. Littlefinger teleported to king's landing and told Cersei that Ramsey was marrying Sansa. Sansa used to be a card that belonged to the Lannisters, and she's supposed to have had a hand in Joffrey's murder—Cersei is pissed that the Boltons seem to be in league with her. Littlefinger uses this a pretext to lead the Vale army north with Lannister permission in order to avoid retaliation for basically betraying the Lannisters. It doesn't make a ton of sense, but it is explained.

>>84344378
Stop whining about this every day you fucking bellend. Other people care less about this shit than you do, that's the answer to your "baffling" situation.

>>84345296
he'd still end up betraying the lannisters

>>84345259
>>84345189
D&D don't write a story that make sense, they write a story with feelgood moments.

And they know only 3 ways to have feel good moments, all equally bad :

1) Put someone in an horrible situation for no reason, then have him (should I say, her) get back at her 'bad guy'. Sansa being boo-hoo raped by Ramsay was just to make "her" killing him more enjoyable.

2) Put him in at ridiculous odds like not just 1 vs 10 or something, more like 1 vs 1000 ( see : jon snu ), then have him win anyway because plot armor/bullshit/wtv.

3) have someone get honors he doesn't deserve/shouldn't get for his actions ( see : jon snow king in the north, tyrion hand of the queen ).

There's no logical story going on anymore, it's just a chain of good/bad moments, and the bad ones are there strictly to make the next good one feel better.

>>84345296
Yes, but what isn't explained is why LF did it to Sansa (and we are under the assumption he cares for her, along with wanting to use her for something) and what his plan was when she actually married Ramsay. The fake Arya plot would have made far more sense even with the LF twist because at least then the real Sansa wouldn't have gotten fucked over. The one thing Lyanna Mormont got right (that isn't addressed enough for people who want Sansa to take control of the North) is that her marriage to Ramsay basically ruined her. A marriage is an alliance and she allied herself with the people who betrayed her family and ruined the North. She also might have gotten pregnant and she'd be off the marriage market for at least a year or so during a precarious time when she should have married someone of political importance.

>>84345399
Yes, but it lets him get past the Neck and take control of the North before the Lannisters realize they've been betrayed, and it also prevents them from helping the Boltons.

>>84345447
The real answer is that Sophie Turner didn't have anything to do that season and Ramsey needed to have a wedding so that they could use his remaining book material

>>84345508
hands down the worst choice the show ever made lbh. she should have been benched a season.

>>84345446
>have someone get honors he doesn't deserve/shouldn't get for his actions ( see : jon snow king in the north, tyrion hand of the queen ).

this is just D&D rushing the story because they lost like 30 hours of airtime in filler and are now catching up because they don't want to do 15 seasons.

Tyrion might be made HotQ (or HotK for Aegon) in the books, but he sure as fuck will do more than just allowing 7 years of slavery (?!) to earn it.

Jon might be made KITN in the books, but he'll do more than launch 2k starving wildlings into 6k fully armored soldiers, then getting saved by salsa Mindtricking LF into doing what he told her a few weeks before.

So the show basically fucking confirmed a bunch of shit that I was looking forward to in the next book.

>Stannis loses battle of Winterfell and he won't execute Theon
>Jon Snow is resurrected
>Hizdar isn't the Harpy
>'Robert Strong' is Gregor Clegane
>Victarions journey won't go anywhere

>>84345486
>gets him past the Neck
The neck doesn't matter in the show because everyone just goes around it.

>>84345555
Yes (with the possible exception of the Victarion one) but I'm still hoping the book will do a few things differently.

For example, I'm thinking book Jon will come back slightly different. In the show he was maybe mildly depressed but still remained the same person, I'm hoping there will be a more dramatic difference in the book. Same with Stannis having a different story with the same outcome, though I never thought he would execute Theon.

>>84345555
>So the show basically fucking confirmed a bunch of shit that I was looking forward to in the next book.

The show doesn't confirm shit.
They're doing their own thing.
I mean let's just take one, the Victarion thing. Ok I don't think it'll lead to anything either, but why do you think the show confirmed that? Because he is cut? He wasn't "cut", he was merged with Asha and maybe a bit with Euron.

Euron might do whatever Vic was supposed to do, or Asha might do it, or maybe no one will do it even tho he does something but D&D don't really care.

Stannis doesn't execute theon? Why?
You seem to think the show "confirms" stuff... But Theon doesn't do anything in the show. He just tells peopl eto support Asha but in the book she lost the kingsmoot ages before she saw Theon again, so Theon basically has nothing do to. He's done nothing in the last season.

So why would you think the show confirm stannis doesn'T execute theon? He's a non-character.

Basically, your argument for "Victarion isn't important" goes against your argument for "Theon won't die".

when is the red carpet premiere

>>84345824
>>84345824
>>84345824
migrate

>>84345109
>get buttmad an anonymous post called me a shitskin
>I know! I'll say they are a pedophile over and over even though I have no clue who I am replying to!
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