Get Hype Edition
Episode 8 in ~5 and a half hours, streams will be posted either in the OP or the thread.
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo
Meanwhile: >>84282545
>>842860381st for jumping man
INCOMING LEAK
Reminder that Lynch was more involved with the majority of Season 2 than Lynch was
I've been shitposting for seventy-five years. Every fucking day.
:c
>*Blocks Your Path*
>>84286069
fucking croatians
Sheryl Lee is cute on the outside AND inside
>>84286038
doog e make new tHREda
So did Richard Horne actually fuck Charlotte? Did he laugh while doing it?
Charlotte is so pretty.
>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?
>>84286119
>119
ONE
ONE
NINE
>casino lady tweets to watch the episode
>we're going to get more casino stuff
I was really hoping Lynch would just sweep that whole thing under the rug. Cooper's bits were great, but I think I give less of a shit about the casino mafia than I do about anything else in the new season.
Dougei get first post
>>84286119
he's the kind of faggot who likes to pretend he's tough. probably has to pay for hookers since he can't get any
>>84286095
why did they use al capone's house for the background but not make it be al capone's house
>I got it. I got all of it. Right here. But it's mine. Mine and Chip's!
>>84286141
Mr. Firstposts
>>84286119
ONE ONE NINE
>>84286144
Reminder that Richard Horne dies tonight.
DOigeu watch cartoon with son jim
Who else here /killallcroatians/
Are they building fake hype or is this episode actually going to be mind blowing?
>>84286038
in this episode we will have a cliffhanger were we're gonna think cooper is back
then, two weeks later
they show it, and then nope, more dougie
SCREENCAP THIS, IT WILL HAPPEN
Will Bowie get Livia'd in S3?
Are there any theories why Earle flashes for like 2 seconds when doppelganger Laura is screaming? Happens at 1:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlIlWsQ2FEk [Embed]
Was Earle trying to spoop the shit out of Cooper so he will fear his doppelganger?
>>84286228
Perfect
DOuug ei play violent video game
Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Cooper - TWO WEEK BREAK EDITION;
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Caused Booby's motorcycle accident
>Killed a dog and cut off all its legs to use as a crude delivery system
>>84286210
who knows. could be just them building it up to get the viewers excited, could be some legit hype stuff coming up. we'll see
Rhonda best girl
>>84286210
'Mindblowing' would be debateable,U N P L E A S A N Twould be more accurate.
>>84286223
I wish the Lord would take him now
>>84286261
who's Booby?
>>84286228
Excellent. Perfection. I love you.
Buster says you're a faggot, anon.
>>84286228
nice
>>84286223
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO
>>84286261
REAL VERSION
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>>84286119
ONE ONE NINE confirms
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Sheryl Lee_____________________________________
are we going to talk about judy tonight?
>>84286362A U T I S M
>>84286119
So is the general opinion that evil coop raped Audrey and rich is the evil bob rape baby?
and bob has some control over him?
>>84286401Probably
>>84286228
kek
>>84286228
bravo
when memes collide the world is fine
>>84286404
yes but bob can't control him. richard is just a drugged out psycho
who will kill richard tonight?
>*teleports coin into your mouth*
>>84286228N I C E
>>84286445
why not?
I thought it would work without the ring
especially if he's in coop while he fucks
>>84286228
oh lordie that's too good
James is still cool.
>>84286038
just saw part 1 season 3
damn that was bad as fuck
>shitty effects
>no leitmotif music
>no qts
>no enigma
>actions ismt set in TWIN fuckin PEAKS
>new york?, las vegas?, south dakota?
>takes absurdly long
did i get lynch'd?
>>84286261
Bob/Bad Coop didn't fucking do anything with Diane
>>84286466
>>84286332
massive keks
>>84286310
>>84286432
>>84286441
>>84286471
>>84286484
>>84286284
>>84286251
WAS GETTING ANOTHER PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Dougri get depression
>>84286677
kek pic
The spammer is back
It's very nice to see you again, old friend
>>84286385
actually we are gonna talk about Judy
>>84286577
Here's your emotional resonance test for today sperganon, what emotion is this woman feeling here as she listens to them discuss Cooper?
>>84286701
>>84286728
(you)
now leave pls
Doogue discover memes
>>84286761
Lust
Dubs
>>84286677
Great. Also, checked.
>tfw just counted in the archive and realised I've made ~54 generals
jesus
>>84286789
No dubs for lewd
>>84286789
chest like a 10 year old boy
>>84286771
discover memes
Is this the episode where it really HAPPENS AGAIN
End of last episode had this ominous tone to it, but I cant explain why. I can just feeeeeeeel it
>>84286677
what the fuck
how many of these can you make out of this season?
>>84286811
memes
>>84286803
Keep it up.
>>84286701
I fucking missed this spam
>>84286677
saved
>>84286832
If you listened with good headphones/speakers you can hear ominous Angelo drones playing the background of the Diner Scene.
>>84286789
My tits are bigger than hers
Imagine if Leland never got BOB'd
>>84286859
take that ugly frenchman away from this general ty, only pure Kyle allowed
>>84286864
t-thanks
>>84286892
OH ANGELO
>>84286069
shit cgi
>>84286908
Remember this is a blue board anon
>>84286803
your parents would be proud
>>84286761
screencap this post
he did not rape her
I think I broke something
>>84286859
Thats it. From now on I associate grapes with balls forever. Thanks /tpg/
>>84286803
you're doing god's work
:^)
>>84286761
Her feet are cute
>>84286805
Shes the best girl on the whole show.
>>84286789
why her tits so small
how she make milk with small chest
>>84286984
Oh, Mr. MacLachlan!
>>84286992
The statue of Venus turned out to be the Arm's doppleganger. What's the planet thingy going to be?
>>84287055
Boop's penis
>>84286857
jade gave two memes
>>84287010
Agreed
>>84287090
Based Palmer poster
>>84286789
>makes her wear a fake wig
>won't splurge for some fake tits
Bravo Lynch
>>84287109
>an autist
>based
>>84286677
holy fuck
Cute!
>>84287129
I guess he was only a big guy for him after all.
getting really fucking tired of that spam
>>84287143
you heard right punk.
>>84287174
CUTE!
>>84287185
he's been doing it for at least three or four years now off and on
he's always gonna be here
>YOU'RE GOING BACK TO ______________.......__________________!!!!
What did he say next lads?
Maddy and her big glasses are underrated desu
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF COOP TURNS OUT TO HAVE RAPED ANYONE ESPECIALLY AUDREY OR DIANE I WILL FUCKING DROP THIS SHOW LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS INTO THE OCEAN
COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
>COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
>COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
>COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
>COOP IS NOT A RAPIST
THIS CROSSES A LINE FOR ME
>Donna was never beatif-
>>84286228
DEEPEST LORE
>>84287294
And her big ass!
>>84287276
DETROIT MICHIGAN
>>84287276
POSTING MEMES
>>84287307
Her tits were always saggy though
>>84287303
>doppelcooper is the same as whole cooper
brainlets please go, he is one (shadow) half of the whole
>>84287323
Cute not lewd!!
Whats Sheryls big secret? Thats she's German?
>>84287358
How far up your own ass do you need to be to write something like this?
>>84287323
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>>84287358
Nobody fucking cares, stop tryna to get clicks for your shit article.
>>84286101
will this kind of hairstyle ever come back
>>84287323
I'm speechless
>>84287407
what hairstyle, that's just hair
>>84286069
based slavposter
>>84287407
You mean straight hair? Probably not. Too 90s
>>84287416
Kinda kickable tbqhwy
>>84287407
No
>>84287307
>pucci
wtf
Has Harold aged the best?
>>84287378
That her son is actually Lynch's
>>84287276
/tpg/ ..... FOUR CHAAAAAAAAAN
Your friendly reminder: Laura Palmer looking like a stupid fuck
>>84287378
>Lucy's video while lying in bed
It was too erotic
>>84287303
>an opposite-copy of a purely good man possessed by a literal rape-demon who forced his last host to rape his own daughter hundreds of times from when she was a child MAY have raped someone
Yeah, it's a real shocker anon. Really came out of fucking nowhere.
>>84287491
Daaayum. Harold is fine.
>>84287307
>Donna was never beatif-
>>84286572
Tracey is a top qt though.
>>84287491
>Peggy Lipton is in her 70s
>>84287524
He also never did anything wrong
>>84286119
more important question, what was Jane Levy doing all that time?
>>84286572
>>no qts
>having taste this shit
and yes, you did getLYNCHED
>>84287560
what the fuck
>>84287526
2nd gen Donna isthat stupid bitch from The West Wing S1
GET HYPE
>>84287491
>not Ray Wise
to age so gracefully
>>84287491
Grace is a cute
>>84287500
Just two adults sharing a tender moment
>>84287523
>>84286138
The casino shit isn't over until we get the pay off of the casino owner tracking down Doug and trying to get revenge for walking away with the jackpots.
>>84287371
kawaii!
>>84286228
>>84286677
>Fuck you, Bane.
so how much Control did BOB have over Leland.
Was everything after the murder of the fat renault brother pure BOB
>>84287378
She is the daughter of a man, fella went by the name of Adolph Hitler!
>>84287746
Well, in the show, I figured it was Bob in control of Leland for everything bad. Then, Fire Walk With Me happened.
>I always thought you knew it was me!
I wish I was as cool as James. Sometimes I too wish I could get on my now small BMX and go, though I'm likelier to fall and make a fool of myself now.
>>84287706
I know that's the case, but I wanted to believe that subplot would die on the way to its home planet.
>>84287780
You're cool anon. You've always been cool.
>>84286095
How did boop afford a beach mansion? What name did he use on the forms? Why did they shoop coop in front of a mansion instead of just taking a picture of him in front of one? It looks terrible. Why is he balancing on that little walkway? Who the he'll would've taken that picture?
Cutest?
>>84287617
Peter Demming is based as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97UBP7cOGw
>>84287780
Would people like James with just a better actor or a better actor and a better script?
>those freeze frames
is this the most kino scene in twin peaks?
>>84287779
I was under the impression that this was BOB taunting
either that or BOB fucks with Lelands memory just to toy with him and Laura more
Who knows
>>84287825
I think he was doing the Jackpot trick, which is why Gelman was so frightened
Alright you faggots, so I thought I would see what this whole "Twin Peaks" buisness was about since you won't shut up about it. I noticed it had a prequel movie so I figured to watch that first. And then in the first 5 minutes I see this shit and had to turn it off. What the fuck is this? I've heard about David Lynch and how he fills his movies with shit that doesn't make any sense but this is just embarrassing. I'm not going to waste my time watching retarded stuff that will never be explained so I have to be like a fucking poor ass English Major and "interpret" things with no meaning. Absolute garbage.
>>84287043
What a goddess, i've drained gallons and gallons of fluids to her
What was your fav part of ep 8?
>>84287780
Was Maddie the literal worst character in the original series?
If it wasn't for the payoff with her murder, I would erase her in a heartbeat.
>>84287829
Seems to be the general consensus here.
>>84287871
that's totally evil coop right
>>84287856
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2_nUbhhrUc
>>84287055
Where was that confirmed? I thought the statue was possibly the mother/monster from the glass box
>>84287900
Judging by Lucy's look at him and his ALL BLACK eyes, yes
>>84287914
>NON
>EX
>ISTANT
;_;
>>84287873
>that seductive eyebrow raise
WEW
>>84287838
But I like James already. And I enjoyed the subplot.
>>84287909
>Coop has all black eyes here
Really tickles my tastebuds
>>84286059
hello frenol
>>84287491
Wait Harold is not Alan Rickman?
What the fuck, all this time...
>>84287867
>watching FWWM first
>>84287871
Croatian?
>>84287926
>Everyone whines about happy, upbeat Cooper not coming back
>Lynch brings him back as Evil Cooper just pretending
>Regular Cooper just stays stupid all 18 episodes
>>84287956
That's more of a Sephirotic thing
>Before He gave any shape to the world, before He produced any form, He was alone, without form and without resemblance to anything else. Who then can comprehend how He was before the Creation? Hence it is forbidden to lend Him any form or similitude, or even to call Him by His sacred name, or to indicate Him by a single letter or a single point... But after He created the form of the Heavenly Man, He used him as a chariot wherein to descend, and He wishes to be called after His form, which is the sacred name "YHWH".[2]
>In other words, "Ein Sof" signifies "the nameless being." In another passage the Zohar reduces the term to "Ein" (non-existent), because God so transcends human understanding as to be practically non-existent
>>84287780
MADDIE A CUTE
THEORY: The scene with Andy and the farmer takes place after Boop's escape, and Boop was in the house that the farmer entered. He's the only one who could spook a man the way that farmer was spooked.
>greenscreen redroom
>>84288011
I actually did but not on purpose like that moron, it was just on cable one night and I hadn't seen the show other than a few minutes on re-runs here and there.
>>84287856
I thought I was the only one who thought this. One of the most exhilarating uses of freeze frames I've seen.
>that gum you like is going to come back in style
>>84288040
Anon, no, I was using that quote to refer to that whole scene.
The Arm gets spooked and says something like OH NO IT'S MY DOPPLEGANGER then the Venus statue transforms into the off-color Tree Arm and shouts NONEXISTENT.
>>84287977
The tragedy of DougieCoop is terrible to contemplate.
>>84286127
why does he turn into a midget in later episodes?
>>84288050
uh what about le magic man?
>>84287871
fuck, time to abandon the thread for now
>>84288034
DOugie get christmas present
>>84287407
Loose beachy hair like that is definitely in style though.
>>84287871
The part where Kyle Maclachlan's characters teleport between different shows
>>84287867
Low quality bait
>>84288011
It comes first cronilogically
>>84288098
I don't remember the statue transforming is the thing, I thought it just showed up out of nowhere. Anyways.
>>84287856
Why is the Log Lady 10-96 from the police station? Something to do with a type of gum? Is it the gum she likes also?
>>84288151
>watched FWWM first
>cronilogically
Fucking dumb cunt.
>>84288136
Probably bait tho. Have your (you) and be gone.
What's he looking at /tv/?
Did Kyle lie about only playing dumb Cooper for a short amount of time?
>>84288216
minecraft let's play
>>84288216
The ayyliums
Make it TP related
>>84287909
>I have reason to believe the killer is in this room
>Immediately cuts to Leland
>Red curtains behind him
Is this what they call kino?
>>84288257
Post the trap one
>>84288232
He was talking about Dougie
>>84288232
He meant the manufactured Dougie Jones, not Mr. Jackpots.
>>84288216
the red balloon
>>84288098
The Arm has control over the lodge, can change its layout. That's why MIKE is looking around confused. Arm's doppelganger also has control, can change lodge around and even disguise as statue.
man i hate my life but i'm glad i get to watch twin peaks again
also the general is fun
>>84286038
/tpg/ is already dead after only 34 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL
>>84288216
The black squiggly things in his eyes
>>84288330
Same situation, anon. Twin Peaks is the only light in my life right now. I'm not in a normie tier bad situation, I have nothing.
>>84288330
Why do you hate your life, anon?
>tfw no episode next week because 4th of july
>>84288196
10-96 = psych patient
>>84288386
BecauseKyle Maclachlan will never hug you.
>>84286069
fucking lel
>>84288362
update the fucking graph
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>84288381
>>84288418
>>84288418
>
Can we list every movie that is included in the Twin Peaks canon?
So far I got;
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Possession
Seventh Seal
Tokyo Story
8½
Chungking Express
Diary of a Country priest
Slap Shot
>>84286892
>ominous Angelo drones
>Sound Design - David Lynch
>>84288450
THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY!
>>84287051
>Oh, mr. Jeffries !
>>84287829
No.
>>84288480
fuck all that noise, baby wants to fuck pied Piper
>>84288438
can't be bothered. Some autists got it removed from the wikipedia page
get fucking hype
>>84288480
John Carpenter's Vampires
>>84287491
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Harold%27s+Theme
>>84287560
She is a freak of genetics, in the good way.
>>84287867
This scene is literally explained 30 seconds later. It's a parody of what you're describing.
>>84288330
The last couple of generals have been excellent. From the range of posts, I gather that many of the regulars have put in an appearance today. Makes a huge difference.
>>84288555
what does it mean?
>>84288555
tfw russian journalist gets the spiciest information and you can read it first
>>84288386
i hate myself and i hate who i am
>>84288330
Live for cute girls, anon!
>>84288610
Awww, well, here's a song for that feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP06kxW_M3I
>>84288610
Is it possible for you to change that or is it rooted too deep?
>>84287829
Shelly is best.
who's prettier? girls only, fags need not apply
>>84288555
Fuck, I'm falling for the hype, I don't know if it's just baseless PR shit or not, but I can't help it. Hopefully it won't result in me being letdown.
>>84288737
>girls only
You silly, silly boy.
Oh, and Bobby, hands down. James is still cool, though. He's always been cool.
>>84287873
She was beautiful.
Coop is going to hear someone talk about president Harry S. Truman and then he wakes up because he remembers sheriff Harry S. Truman
>>84288792
giv back coop
>>84288737
they're both annoying but bobby looks better
his personality improved in s3 too
>>84288833
Bullshit
>>84288632
I have the exact same camera, what the heck
>>84288851
he had like two minutes screentime in s3 so far
>>84288833
Was?
>>84288897
Is!
>>84287323
maddy ;_;
>>84288841
He's gonna meet the sassy pathologist lady and remember Albert
>>84288792
You're not safe either, Chad
I want an edit with dougies face on kong
>>84288928
SNAKESKIN JACKET
>>84288603
Lynch is working with Drumpf!
>>84288886
and he didn't act like world's most obnoxious Grease reject
SAM STANLEY
>>84287829
Not even close. Sheryl Lee is ugly and can't even act. She's only good at screaming and being so insecure that she threw herself headfirst into the role of a drug-addicted rape victim.
>>84288105
yeah wtf noticed too
same thing happened to dougie's debtors and the people at the rr diner
>>84288953
called it
I'm afraid tonight's episode won't be able to top this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I
>>84289045
But Frank got AIDS'd?
>>84288151
not really. Lodge inhabitants can travel through time
>>84286228
>>84289045
>>84288953
>Lynch working with Trump
>implying Lynch and Trump aren't the same person
see >>84286404
This bitch is speeding up. Two more generals till showtime!
>>84289045
can someone please make a photoshop of cia watching bane reflection in the mirror
or the opposite
please
>>84289045
>>84288953
Mark Frost included him in his book.
>>84289176
>reddit spacing
why waste your chances like that anon?
>>84288682
i think it's possible but i can't do it alone
>>84288991
I'm going to ask you to stand outside this thread until you are mature enough to come back in and behave.
>>84289185
how so?
>>84289172
>tfw Scandinavian and will have to sleep and wake up before more Twin Peaks
>>84289185
Frost is in the wrong timeline.
>>84288944
Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
>>84289208
Do you have people to lean on and get help from or is that where the roadblock comes?
>>84289219
He's the one who made the glass box
>>84288737
Bobby is cute as heck desu I get wet whenever he cries.
>>84289231
Slav here, same. At least there is a reason to get out of bed every monday.
>>84289219
Lana dates him
>>84288935
Kek this
Here's a Twin Peaks: The Return sticker pack for Telegram if any of you guys use it. I added more stickers today.
https://t.me/addstickers/twinbeaks
>>84288737
Cooper
>>84288737
Watched it with girlfriend. She found James just as unlikable as guys do.
>>84289343
Reddit tier
>>84289216
She's cute in a homely way, and she seems like a nice person IRL, but her defining talent as an actress is a willingness to be exploited.
Peggy Lipton is what an actually beautiful woman looks like.
>>84289371
t. discord fag
i just read on face bokk that lynch has been fired by showtime and ron howard is reshooting the rest of the season
>>84289367
She only likes BBC then huh?
>>84288737
These fuckers didn't age as well as Dick Laurent Is Dead. And even he has a tough time finding work.
>>84288386
>tfw the cooper x harry bromance is dead and never coming back
why did lynch do it
>>84289367
If he was at least hot he'd be tolerable but he's really unattractive.
>>84289412
Only regular BC... take that how you will.
>>84289343
I want that andys gut sticker.
>>84289430
>he doesn't believe
Harry will make a surprise return towards the end of the new series. He's been kept secret this whole time.
>>84289445
Yeah I'd have dumped her on the spot.
>>84287491
wow Norma and Laura look the same age
>>84288582
I see you know your judo well
>>84288480
You forgot The Flintstones and Showgirls.
> When your last name is also maclachlan