Gordon is Feeling the Hype, Are You? Edition
Episode 8 in less than 4 hours, streams will be posted either in a new OP or the thread, you'll find them.
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2hkZBVya4
Meanwhile: >>84286038
>>842893861st for jumping man
>>84289411
madman, how does he do it
>>84289386
Time to dance the Part 8 wait away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfr8oyqadT0
CUTEREREST?
WHY WAS WYNDOM'S THEME PLAYING
>>84289411
Yeah, what's the 411?
So will part 8 bring the normies back or will it remain as pure pleb filter kino?
>>84289480
It's a good tune
:c
>>84289476
No.
Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Cooper - TWO WEEK BREAK EDITION;
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Caused James motorcycle accident, rendering him mute
>Killed a dog and cut off all its legs to use as a crude delivery system
>>84289508
That gum you like will come back in style
>>84289508
e7 brought the normies back
>>84289527
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think this gaze is raw sex
baneposter here. out of ideas. i would take suggestions, but only a really good one will get made.
Piper Laurie
>>84289559
CROATIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84289565
Giganigger in the background of teleporting coin man can be either CIA or Bane
Daily reminder that James was always cool
I am not Annie's mother.
somebody explain the white horse meme to me.
>>84289571
Why did she age so poorly lads?
I want to wake up next to this cutie!
>>84289587
Let him be one of the guys behind cia
>>84289614
Who doesn't?
>>84289605
Lynch said it was based on this;
>In the white room with black curtains near the station
>Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
>Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes
>Dawn light smiles on you leaving, my contentment
>I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines
>Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves
>>84289607
Surely you aren't serious.
>>84289663
yeah but Lynch is a fucking retard
Literally Lynched
>>84289605
Heroin. Its Jungian.
SAM STANLEY
>>84289704
>>84289571
She looked better in Twin peaks.
>>84289692
looks more like Bobby
>>84289614
>>84289655
Norma, Shelly, Josie, Audrey, Annie, and probably others that I'm forgetting are all better than Laura.
Off the top of my head, Nadine, Catherine, and Sarah are the only women less attractive than Laura.
There was amutant babyin the percolator!
>>84289723
He'd solve the mystery quick.
>>84289704
To whoever asked which man girls prefer, I think I found your answer.
>>84289704
Imagine it's your cock instead of the steel bar.
>>84289571
Holy good god jumpin jehovah shit. She was gorgeous.
>>84289549
Then lost them again with the roadhouse scene
Hi, Anon...
>>84289778
He's coming back, right lads?
>>84289819
Imagine it was your grapes instead of these balls
Rhonda best girl
>>84289843
BASED Rhonda poster.
Post your face when episode 8 is 60 minutes of sweeping.
>>84289819
Kyle, no! I don't even know how I ended up here!
>mfw normies
>>84289833
He needs a good wake me up first
>>84289858
Guess you could say it will be MIND SWEEPING
On a scale of 1-10, how ready is your body for things to getU N P L E A S A N T/tpg/?
>>84289522
>Cole lifts his head up from between Shelley's legs
ANOTHER SLICE OF THAT EXCELLENT PIE
>>84289819
Please stop posting this explicit image to a blue board, you're gonna get this genera banned!
>>84289858
>>84289878
ONE
ONE
NINE
>>84289858
>sweeping the floors
>wiping the counters down
>washing the glasses
>replacing any bottles that were emptied
>making sure all of the bottles are nicely arranged
I AM BECOME COMFY, SNUGGLER OF WORLDS
>>84289858
I'll enjoy it
>>84289901
worst character
>>84289878
10
I am tingling with excitement
>>84289896
Not gonna lie this gave me a boner.
>>84289923
>worst opinion
>>84289878
Whenever an episode ended with BOB doing something in the first two seasons, I was always too spooked to sleep and I had to listen to some relaxing music to calm down and unspook myself enough to be able to sleep
>>84289923
pleb
>>84289896
sorry, this one is less lewd
>>84289882
Hot.
>>84289878I want to believe, anon, but I don't want to be disappointed.
>>84289600
From 1 to 10, 10 being the super based, what number would this it be if a mod put that hip hop instrumental on playback every time you opened a /tpg/ thread?
>>84290005
either that or green onions would be 10/10
Episode 8 is the weakest of the s3. They want to get as many viewers as they can before the two week break
t. works at showtime
>>84289923
You're confused, chief.
>>84290005
annoying after the first time/10
so, who do you ship from Twin Peaks? I know you do, so don't try to deny it.
For me:
Audrey/Coop
Shelly/Gordon
>>84289993
right: Joe Rogan
left: Steven Crowder
>>84290005
-119
>>84289878
I don't wanna get too spooked, tho. I'm only little.
>>84290005
Are you new? That kind of thing has to be reserved for special moments.
If a mod plugged Green Onions in after episode 7 aired, that would have been kino af, but the moment has long, long passed.
>>84290036
>who do you ship
What?
>>84290036
me/Norma
>>84290036
>ship
Go back to Tumblr lass
>>84290036
>Shelly/Gordon
Literally why? Bobby and Shelly were perfect together.
Is it because Bobby is too much of a Chad and you feel cucked?
>>84290087
>bobby
>chad
lmao. dude cried when having sex with Laura. truly a macho man
>>84290061
are you retarded? he can't talk about an hypothetical scenario because it is very unlikely?
Admit it, the only thing you didn't like so far is Michael Cera's scene.
Good night, /tpg/
>>84290126
Pleb detected. Wally's monologue was pure kino.
So what are the odds that tonight we get fifty minutes ofass?
>>84290126
Why would I not like that scene?
>>84290036
Current season?
Coop/Jane-E
Gordon/Tammy
Albert/Diane
Evil Coop/Annie
>>84290126
>It's good to see you, too, Sheriff Truman. As you know, your brother, Harry S. Truman, is my godfather. I heard he is ill. I came to pay my respects to my godfather and extend my best wishes for his recovery, which I hope will be swift and painless.
>It's an honor to see you again. You know... my heart is always here with you and these fine people, my parents, who I love so dearly. And I was in the area, and I wanted to pay my respects.
>I also came back to let my parents know, because this has been a matter of grave concern for them, that I've decided to let them do what they wish with my childhood bedroom. They want to-- they want to build a study for the two of them. Such sweet people.
>My family, my friend... I've crisscrossed this great land of ours countless times. I hold the map of it here, in my heart... next to the joyful memories of the carefree days I spent as a young boy... here in your beautiful town of Twin Peaks.
>From Alexandria, Virginia, to Stockton, California, I think about Lewis and his friend Clark, the first Caucasians to see this part of the world. Their footsteps have been the highways and byways of my days on the road.
>My shadow is always with me. Sometimes ahead. Sometimes behind. Sometimes to the left. Sometimes to the right. Except on cloudy days... or at night.
>My dharma is the road. Your dharma...
Big Ed confirmed tonight fellas
>>84290150
Sweet dreams
>>84289411
>>84289427
Literally haunting our threads
>>84290150
Aren't you going to watch the new episode in 2 houors?
>>84290122
Nice autism. It has nothing to do with likelihood and everything to do with what makes those mod interventions special.
do you listen with headphones when you watch or are you a pleb
>>84289411
HellOoooOOooo frenlo :^)
>>84289962
A-OOGA! HUBBA HUBBA
>>84290188
Croatians have already posted Gersten Hayward nudes.
>>84290214
of course i listen with headphones on you think this is a game?
>tfw you realize he's the guy in Lost Highway
>>84290216
literally /ourspirit/
>>84289858
>>84290214
>watches on a small screen
Lynch hates you
>>84289942
>she will never snort cocaine off your dick
>>84290277
Getty looks better now than he did 20 years ago.
>>84290307
>Do we FROST them or do we LYNCH them?
>why not both?
>>84290111
>sticking his dick in every girl
>steals away a man's wife, his home, and his money, then fucks the wife in front of the man every day
Bobby is a Chad.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>84290385
This.
He still look like a discount Charlie Sheen, or a long lost Sheen brother.
>>84290036
i want Janey-E to stay with Cooper t b h lads
Will there ever be a Roadhouse performance this series that tops Chromatics at the end of part 2? I still can't stop thinking about it and it's been a month.
>>84290277
>Did you ever see the movie The King and I?
>w-what
>I said I like it.
he was high af, he fucked up the earlier conversation with the area, went loopy on this after he mentioned the old sheriff, and then totally lost it on the dime trick
>>84290458
Prepare to get REZNOR'D
>>84290458
Chromatics at the Roadhouse was low-tier desu. The real question is if Lynch can deliver another Sycamore Trees quality scene.
>>84290446
She needs to get to Twin Peaks. They need their shit sorted.
>tfw no Janey-E waifu
jdimsa
>>84290458
Whilst personally I would have preferred the ghost of Bernard Parmegiani twiddling knobs and slapping his thighs, it's difficult to disagree that this was by far the best band of the week end-titles by some margin.
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY
i really liked the song by these guys at the end of episode 3
>>84290631
This song is waaaay too sad.
It's going to be an ending aka lost highway/mulholland drive style.
>>84290458
OFFICIAL ROADHOUSE TOP 5
1. Trouble
2. The Cactus Blossoms
3. Chromatics
4. Sharon Van Etten
5. Au Revoir Simone
>>84290631
>and so you turned retarded...
>and so you must remain....
>but through it all, sweet Dougie...
>I'll love you just the same
wow, so deep.
>>84289563
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are seeing this shitpost
>>84289563
does he look like a reptile to anyone else?
>sometimes I just wanna shed my skin, get on my bike and go
is this the "grey" recovered at Roswell Richard Nixon shows Douglas Milford on page 294 of secret history? seems like it to me
>>84290822
>>84290822
Mark go
>>84290822
Name my band
>>84290880
Cool James and the Cool Gang
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that've eaten 2 boxes of caramel shortcake bites and nearly vomited.
>>84290880
who's laste one?
>>84290880
The Talentless Hacks
>>84290880
The Jews and Co.
>>84290926
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that've ordered pizza and are wating for it
>>84290880
the memes and pepes
>>84290932
the log man
>>84290926
i think you mean "person"
>>84289614
I want to wake up
>>84290880
Missing Shelly
>>84290852
Always here, always in the glass box.
>>84290880
Otken touchin fenn
>>84290880
someone photoshop Donna out of this picture please
>>84290880
>no Big Ed
>no Nadine
>no BOB
>no Philip Gerard
>no Leland
>no Josie
????
>>84290932
Italian Coffee Man
>>84290880
Everyone but the Midget
>>84290880
>>84290880
Peggy Lipton could fit in 2017 with that look.
>there are skeletons in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>84290880
The Top Billings
>>84290880
audrey is so... HNNGGGGGGGG
>>84290880
really get the impression that james marshal and kimmy robertson were fuckin
>>84291070
was
>>84290880
Lynch got cucked into taking the picture didnt he
>>84290428
He looks way better than Charlie Sheen, t b h.
>>84289386
Anyone got a website good for stream?
>>84291000
Nobody can keep their hands off Andy.
>>84290458
No.
>there are individuals on this board RIGHT NOW who unironically believe that a sequence of refulgent spectrums appearing to flash across the passenger compartment windows of a private aeroplane's fuselage may veritably hold the key to one of the infinitesimal conundrums of the twin peaks nexus
just how correct is this
>>84290458
1. Trouble
2. Chromatics
The rest were forgettable.
>>84291225
they are shadows of Julee
all 3 female groups were good
>>84291222
110%
>>84291157
Showtime app.
>>84291138
lmao nice
>>84290852
but really, it's a grey in a black box that appears and disappears at random. seem like that's what it is desu. of course the "aliens" are just lodge spirits, but apparently this one was recovered at roswell.
>>84289704
What hair products do I use to get hair like Agent Desmond?
>>84290880
What is Angelo looking at?
>>84291266
this is the best woo
>>84291222
I literally reacted that way to both scenes respectively
>>84290880
>>84291278
Pomade and mousse.
>>84291205
>party rockers starts playing
>>84291285
judy
>>84291222
pretty much. why are we so patrician bros?
- posted from android at my local kinemoteque
can we expect any scenes like the one with the guy sweeping in the roadhouse?
jesus fucking christ lynch
>>84291306
Don't mention her name.
>>84291329
Memeing it up with a cherry pie haha xD xD
11 9
>>84291293
Whoa i thoght she was dead?
>>84291081
Apparently Harry Goaz and Sheryl Lee were.
>>84291326
The men's room could use a cleaning.
>>84291352
Is Douggie moving like a Cobra tonight?
>>84291166
I wonder where his own hand is
>>84291401
this will be a boop/lodge spirits episode m8
>>84291352
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO!
How much do you reckon casino workers hear HELLOOOooooooOOO now?
>>84291370
According to who?
>>84291401
of course
Is this show about getting old? At least 3 characters have cancer, the arm has evolved into a tumor, Coop has dementia, the series is literally a 25 year old sequel. Is Lynch trying to say something about aging?
>>84290880
someone do a shop where it's the same except ontkean is hoverhanding sherilyn fenn
>watched twin peaks 5 years ago
>never expected it to be continued
>now posting in a hype thread for season 3 which has been great so far and has innumerable mysteries still to solve
is there any greater feel bros? we're living telecinema history. i can't even imagine how this feels to people who watched TP in the initial run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBzOS2_mGAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI
I appreciate Lynch trying to shoo out the bandwagoners with Dougie
But there's a limit to what he can do with him and it's really wearing thin.
IDon't even want old Coop, ghostly wise Black Lodge Coop would do.
>>84291352
The shit come out of my ass.
so
can booper reach dougie in time for manlet rebound?
So apparently Angelo and Lynch worked on an archive of 212 tracks from the show that were never released in any other form and they have great spooky covers like this one. The archive is no longer on Lynch's website. Does anyone here have knowledge of this? I want to see more of it.
>>84291440
do you have a video of this scene
>>84291472
I wonder how people will feel watching S3 25 years from now.
i think i'll try watching the stream tonight, how long until the ep begin?
>>84291442
Norma would like a word with you.
>>84291442
>thought Harry Dean Stanton was dead
>reprises his role for kino17
He still looks pretty fucking healthy too.
>>84290880
Is that coop in the back left looking like some japanese game dev?
>>84291511
I wonder whos is going to be the next doctor
>>84291483
>tfw that's the length of this season
>>84291540
i'd like a word with norma if you know what i mean
>>84291511
I wonder how did they manage to watch James riding a bike and still waiting for any new episodes.
>>84291555
Albino black transgender midget named steve.
There's you (you) now shoo.
>>84291507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-u5b4OqZy8
>>84290344
>not watching on a PC linked via HDMI to your widescreen TV and headphones through your PC
pshhhh
>>84291442
what is essential Harrykino?
>>84291435
I don't know, but that scene almost as rivals the sweeping scene in epicness.
>>84291544
he's been smoking cigarettes every day for 75 years
>>84291493
It's all on Soulseek.
what is in the basket?
>>84291605
Paris Texas, Repo Man, and this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHlu3fnz1Zg
>>84289655
I'M CIA
what to do next week?
>tfw not even halfway into S3, FWWM is already retrospectively being hailed as a masterwork
>>84289655
so skinny compared to fwwm
>>84291605
He is one of the best characters in Inland Empire.
So now that we know Bob/Coop has a son does it mean that the he is important somehow? Is he genetically just Coop and Audrey or is Bob somehow part of him as well? Does part of Bob drive him to do all the crazy shit?
>>84290880
>Michael Ontkean with the arm around Sherilyn Fenn
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>84291555
>still watching doctor who
why?
>>84291680
aggressively shitpost on /tpg/
>>84291715
the magic karate guy?
>>84291695
She peaked during FWWM both in looks and performance.
>>84291731
Mondasians
>>84291715
Was the dead kid some sort of sacrifice to the spirits? Was that yellow blob the garmanbozia forming?
>>84290156
Twin Cheeks
>>84291761
MEMBER CYBERMEN? XD
>>84289771
the only thing that looks like lynch is the hair obviously
>>84291694
>>84291694
because it is a masterwork. FWWM >S3 > S2 > S1 (this is not an opinion this is objective)
>>84291715
BOB had WE's soul left over from taking it, so he stuffed it into Richard.
>>84291680
We take trip to 1990 to see how the oldfags lived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WqCtow2DrY
>>84291760
no, I prefer skinny
her calves
>>84291631
Are the spooky covers there too?
>>84291667
first for /johnwaynewasafag/
119
>>84291943
doing it know
>>84291888
FWWM is, and always has been, beautiful.
>>84292119
is she looking at the cursor?
>>84291442
I thought the same thing. The Log Lady and Sheriff Truman slowly dying off screen. The fact that at least half the episodes shown so far were dedicated to a dead cast member.
>>84292200
i wanna snort some drugs off her body
who avoids/tpg/untillivethread here?
>>84292252
Aaaand that's the first time I've noticed a red balloon/sphere in this shot. Goddamnit.
>>84292271
no 1
>>84292296
in all her scenes
>>84292296
there have been a few shots with red balloons. i remember one floating when dougie was starring at the statue.
mark says lynch was somewhat away from season 1
btfo
>>84292271
I don't, but I avoid it while it's live, because I rather download the episode afterwards instead of watching a stream
>>84291727
They dated you know
>>84291493
http://twinpeakssoundtrackdesign.blogspot.com/p/twin-peaks-archive.html
http://www.spinshop.com/store/davidlynch/3624?aId=3624&cId=10117056&highlightColor=%23c9c9c9&offer_name=welcometotwinpeaks&theme=black&wId=67903
>>84292170
Enjoy the Rosenberg.
>>84292354
>>84292480
>>84292354
Not even sure what that thing is.
>>84292096
He wasn't a fag, he was clearly a nazi.
>>84292397
Yep, this is my last thread before part 8 airs. I prefer to enjoy it quietly on my own.
>>84292545
this
>>84291943
There's a dangerous lack of shitposting in 1990.
How did they survive?
>>84292464
Whoah thanks anon
>>84292354
Even python Dougie couldn't dodge the balloon.
this is this episode's roadhouse song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bL7DU21Wg
>>84292481
>>84292526
>>84292636
>red herring (balloon)
>mfw shaking hands after an interview
What did the police peel from the gun?
Soon lads
>>84292621
Can you give link to the trailer?
It 2 hours right?
>>84292756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsdRG0mJj-w
>>84292748
... he squeezed his hand off
>>84292748
which trailer ed appears?
>>84292631
They costumed up and talked face to face.
>dat' Nancy Robinson in Oriental garb and Neuvo Diane blunt cut
FROM
PURE
AIR
WE
HAVE
DESCENDED
FROM
PURE
AIRBuenos Aires translates to pure air
>>84292858
good air
The worst thing about Lynch fans are that they rarely talk about his actual work but just virtue signal about how big of a fan they are with others who do the same in a never ending circle jerk of vapid inanity.
I'm out. Enjoy the livethread guys.
>>84292887
geez, I guesse we must be magicians to fill these generals up without discussing any of his work
>>84292858
so they are just a bunch of argentinians?
>>84292925
too soon
>>84292932
we are autists
powered more then magicians
>>84291680
I'm gonna marathon the first 8 parts.
>>84292119
ONE ONE WHAT THE FUCK
>>84292960
i will marathon 5-8 before 9
and marathon 1-16 before 17
>>84291652
a pic-a-nic
>>84292938
nope, only the jumping man
>>84292887
we do whatever we feel like
what gender is trhis?
>>84293115
Wood elf
AT NIGHT I'M DRIVING IN
YOUR CAR
why didn't coop ask the log about Laura at the diner, seems out of character
>>84293192
FOR THE LAST TIME
FOR THE LAST TIME
>>84291493
I bought the whole thing for $5 when it was on sale. it's goddamn long and perfect background music for working/casting spells.
those covers are fanmade.
>>84289527
>Caused James motorcycle accident, rendering him mute
Did you not see James fucking talk in episode 2? "James is quiet now" does not mean "James' vocal cords don't work."
>>84293192
>>84293212
>>84293013
Kek
>>84293238
>perfect background music for working/casting spells.
>casting spells
Woah, woah, hold on for a second.
You fucking wot?
>>84290036
Albert/Harry
>>84293303
... I've already said too much ...
>>84293303
you're a wizard harry
>>84291278
looks like pomade but his hair hasn't been styled and it's falling loose
>>84293337
>not Albert/Harry/Cooper
pleb taste
>>84292887
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
Let's be honest
The Bang Bang Bar is basically the new Bait Shop from The OC
...and then THURR THEY WURR
>>84290880
Why is Harry S. Truman so fucking based?
>>84292481
>>84292526
>>84292636
ONE
ONE
NINE
>>84291599
Doing exactly this
I have ShowTime through Amazon. Is there a way to download the episodes or force them to stream in proper 1080p?
EHAAAAAUH