/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Cute!

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>>84259650
first for Laura being a dumb shit

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:c

>>84259346
I don't know. I use qbittorrent using the search feature with a bunch of plugins installed so I can search about 15 something sites at once

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Coopfags can't compete

The X-Files is canon.

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>>84259676

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xth for M A L C O L M

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Rhonda best girl

>>84259747
I want to watch the x-files, what do I begin with/avoid?

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>>84259698
c:

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>>84259837
>when someone near me talks about skipping episodes

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Who is your Time Peaks husbando, /tpg/?

>>84259837
You begin with season 1 episode 1, crazy I know

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>>84259907

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>>84259907

>>84259875
I wish I skipped everything after leland's death

>>84259806
One of the most hype scenes for me in a while. The build up to him returning to normal has been great.

>>84259837
>x-files
is the biggest waste of time of my life
it never gets anywhere

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>>84259907

>>84259931
>Tfw I thought we were going to have normal coop after that attack
NOPE

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>>84259806

>>84260006
imagine admitting to the police that a midget almost knocked you down

>>84259926

It's fucking incredible that that is LFB. How the fuck does someone completely waste top-tier genetic material like that?

>>84260060
she had Kyle's ball like grapes, why live more?

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>I can't believe I just filmed this retarded scene
>another midget?
>I could be at home making wine
>he wants me to remain braindead for another 5 episodes?

Retard Cooper is the fucking best. I love how everyone in his life is accepting that Dougie is retarded now and they're just going along with it. Seriously I could watch a whole slice of life movie of retard Coop just derping around

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>>84259981
Me too. The first thing I said when it was going down was, "Oh shit, he's back"

then

>>84259806
How is Ike so incompetent? He should have shot Cooper several seconds earlier, you know, before he was within arms reach. Is it because he got too used to using the spike?

>24 hours

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Post characters that remind you of you're self

>>84260204
He's not used to long range, or long reach. His natural instinct is to move in close.

>>84259959
supreme taste

>>84260234
kinda short-sighted of him

Has anyone farted in the series? Lucy said she had gas but we didn't see her actually fart. Did Toad fart in the diner? Serious replies only.

>>84260204
You do stupid shit under pressure, go figure

>>84260273
Yeah, he really should have thought it through a little.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84259837
watch till the movie, after it the series turn to shit. the culmination of the main storyline is in s7, after that there're some watchable eps but overall not worth the time. the return is pathitic, dropped half the pilot

>>84260295


four you

>>84260165
I only ever thought that when he had coffee for the first time. If only I knew.

>>84259907
i'm not gay at all but jeez . watch war on everyone

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>>84260355
>i'm not gay at all but

>>84259907
he's legit crazy.

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>>84259907
I get to have two

>>84259806
The cobra.

>>84260295
M A N D I N G O

was rewatching part1&2 earlier and realised I forgot about the scene in the Lodge where Leland asked Cooper to find Laura.

It's likely that after Cooper/Dougie gets back to his usual self, this is what the finale will entail, right? Given the child's death in ep 6 was dealt with like such a tragedy, I'm feeling warmth and empathy from Lynch and Frost again. Even possibly to the point of giving Sarah Palmer a conclusion, possibly another meeting with Laura before letting them both be at peace?

>>84259806
wtf Twin Peaks has QTEs now?

>>84260308
>>84259917
thanks
>>84259952
I just want cool paranormal adventures with the odd couple

>>84260537
laura is going to come back to life
Cooper is going to bring her out of the lodge

>>84260290

He got in over his head; it happens.

>>84260545
they lose the evidence everytime

>>84259676
>>84259759
She's pretty but it's funny how everyone in the town is obsessed with her when all her friends and classmates are much more attractive.

She's a wacky sex freak because everyone loves her but like why.

>>84260560
Is he going to jump a shark while he's at it?

>>84260607
FOUR YOU

>>84260601
she's pretty badass, it probably impresses them

can someone post the full gay smug cooper image?

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>>84259907
Chinese drugs are a bitch, yo

>>84260588
Guess he's only used to small time jobs.

>>84260661
wat

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Ass

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>>84260204

He's a midget, he's used to having to close the gap then attack. He's a close-quarters specialist. He rushed into melee range on instinct.

Only this day his opponent was the man they call The Cobra.

>>84260746
>Lorraine in black and white
>Ike in grey

P O T T E R Y

>>84260710
leaked footage from later in the series

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Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Cooper;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Killed a dog and chopped off its legs to use as a crude message delivery system

>>84260661
Is it more likely that The Sparkle is a cocaine analogue research chemical, or is it more likely that it's recrystallized garmonbozia / the Henry Rollins drug man is Mrs. Tremont / Chalfont's grandson?

>>84260746
I'm bad at faces, who was she and why did he kill her?

>>84260560

i think it will be questionable whether or not she is 'back to life' but an image of her will appear.

The thing that I think we're overlooking a lot too is the Giant's "Two Birds with One Stone" warning/clue. No idea what it could mean at this point

>>84260822
>committed Onanism when he spilled his seed upon the ground and let it putrefy in a horse's womb for 40 days to become Dougie

>>84260850
Gordon and Albert are the two birds, Albert refers to themselves as birds on a mission or something. The one stone is Mount Rushmore. This clue has already been solved.

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>>84260843
>who was she

Lorraine, the person who was used as the go-between to hire the people to kill Cooper after he swapped places with Dougie.

>why did he kill her

Evil Cooper was upset the hit didn't take place successfully, so he used his go between in Vegas (pic related) to hire a killer midget to kill Loraine as punishment for botching it, and after that do what she failed to do and kill Cooper.

>>84260860

wait where did the horses womb come from? Is that the white horse that goes whizzing past when Coop leaves the lodge in p1/2 ?

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>>84260481
Perfect for getting LYNCHED.

>>84260935
aa makes sense, I wonder who he'll send after the midget

>>84260860

I never thought about it but he might have beat off onto that magic sphere to create Dougie, yeah.

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>>84260900
Richard and Linda are twins, two birds one nut. Ask her manservant.

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>>84260971

He's out of prison now, he doesn't have to send anyone.

He's going to rape that midget to death. That's his M.O. His modus operandi.

>>84260607
DougieCoop does next episode

>>84261027
I'm really curious how they're going to handle this. Are they actually going have Cooper face off with his Doppelganger? Will one of them die without even meeting? I feel like there might be some good cat and mouse moments, them hunting each other. If they go that route.

Oh fuck. What if BobCooper kills Janey-E and Sonny-Jim while DougieCooper is at work.

>>84261113

I think Good Cooper and Bad Cooper will meet at the end of the next episode and just as they are about to fight the episode will end and we will have our two week break.

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>>84260710
It's from Antiviral

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>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

>>84261157
If they did that, I think they'd probably end it with BobCooper parked outside the home or something like that. I don't think they'd end with the two of them about to fist fight.

>>84261157
this isn't capeshit. they will probably have 20 minute long a staring contest.

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better show

>>84261027
>>84261113
>>84261157
Do we even know if they can be near each other? It might be like Hitchcock where being in the vicinity of each other might fuck shit up. Maybe the vomiting stuff initially when the switch happened was because they were close in regards to the Black Lodge.

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>Blocks Your Path

>>84261113

There's not going to be a fight, they're not going to fight each other and neither of them are going to "die". Pretty sure if BobCooper dies then Cooper is stuck as a retard for the rest of his life.

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>crop out the top of James' head
>suddenly becomes the most sexually smoldering character in the entire series
Explain this.

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>>84261215
Certainly a better children's show.

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Please appreciate this tummy.

>>84259817
>cutting before she walks away
You suck, anon.

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Is this typical shilling, or is shit gonna go down tomorrow?

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Josie Packard
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Denise Bryson
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Annie Blackburn
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Donna Hayward
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

>>84261173
thx

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>>84261254
James was always sexually smoldering.

>>84260822
who has the real one

>ctrl+f rape 5 matches
thread is summereddit trash

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>>84261242
>they're not going to fight each other and neither of them are going to "die"

>"You were tricked. Now one of you must die"

I sure wish people would watch the show.

Why cant you guys just watch the show?

Just watch the show.

>>84260560
Sounds fucking dumb. The whole point is Laura's death.

>>84261379
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/r

There's your answer.

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>>84259650
Wtf is this shit


I thought you said normies hated the new season

>>84261369
I think it's the hairline. His face is 10/10(no homo), but something about his full head is offputting.

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>>84261332
She knows her shit.

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>>84261332
>mfw

Only 24 hours left, boys.

>>84261332
She just makes she's making another cameo.

>>84259806
>>84259825
>>84259849
feels good when other anons used the webm's you make

>>84261460
I made those webms

>>84261422
those don't have that many views compared to popular shit

>>84261442
>>84261332
Is she just saying this because she makes another appearance?

Oh shit

Did Evil Coop place that ring in General Hammonds body to frame DougieCoop?

>>84261483
I made you.

>>84261442
She saw Mr. Jackpots, aka Dougie "the Cobra" Jones in person, after all.

>>84261483
wtf i made those gifs

>>84261483
come on anon dont lie

>>84261382

true but in the premiere she said 'i am dead yet i live' and then disappeared in a horrific way we've never seen anyone do in the Black Lodge before. I think in some big way her spirit will play into the finale. Could even save Dougie in his face off against BadCoop

Vlog Lady nudes when?

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Claim you're waifu

Go Go Go !!

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>>84261422
Wow Lynch Wow makes me laugh. I expect that fucker to ask what I want on my hot dog.

>>84261586
QT face with a THICC body

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>>84261586

>>84261581
who?

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What is Coop looking at?

>>84261581

i have them and will release when her theory that annie was made by the lodge spirits is proven

>>84261625
judy

>>84261379
>taking what Lodge spirits say as the absolute truth.
>uninitiate detected

Enjoy being trapped in the Black Lodge retard.

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>>84261586
I want kiss her cute mouth

Reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm3T4zYWvdc

>>84261625
Dougie is looking at the sky

>>84261625
The great jackpot in the sky. He says "jackpot" really quietly as they're walking.

>>84261625
The sun

>>84261572

Are you high? That wasn't Laura that was her doppelganger.

>>84261651
That's a man, baby

>>84261625
he was looking at god

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>>84261586

>>84261640
Nah, you're just fucking dense.

What bothers me about Richard Horne being the result of BadCoop raping Audrey is that at some point real Cooper is going to reunite with her and like, have to explain somehow that it wasn't him?

Bob doing bad shit has pretty much destroyed the host and how they're viewed in the town/by others regardless though. Leland's memory is tainted by the fact it was in his form that Bob raped and killed Laura. I dunno, I just really want to see Cooper be the force of pure good in the world again.

>>84261678
>That wasn't Laura that was her doppelganger
Wrong, idiot. Did you even watch the original show? Doppelgangers have cloudy white eyes when they're in the Black Lodge.

>>84261625
The room above the convenience store

>>84261678

>that was her doppelganger

wrong.

>>84261678
Didn't look like a doppleganger.

>>84261678
that was probably the real laura who ascended to the white lodge at the end of fwwm, the doppelganger had different eyes and they've been pretty consistent with the details until now

>>84261719
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>84261678
doppelgangers in the Lodge have white eyes. you suck at spotting evil.

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>>84261714
>I just really want to see Cooper be the force of pure good in the world again.
Those days are gone, anon.

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>>84261586

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>>84261586

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>>84261307
Please appreciate this agitation.

>>84261672
>He says "jackpot" really quietly as they're walking.

Holy shit I just re-watched this scene and it's true. He says it really quietly at 40:30 she just doesn't notice.

>>84261684
no

>>84261693

If I'm wrong I'll make a video of myself eating The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer and post it in one of these threads.

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>>84261586

>>84261653
of what? that the rhythms of the scenes are similar?

>>84260959
It's Paracelsus' method of creating a homunculus

>>84261814
it literally is though

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>*teleports coin into your mouth*

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>>84261586

>>84261833
That the ayy was the one knocking on the door

>>84261653
that edits together relevant scenes. it doesn't play out in real time like that. and even then it doesn't really sync up in any meaningful way. it's a worthless edit.

>>84261842

Everything Evil Coop does operates under the Law of Equivalent Exchange.

>>84261780
Was this Jerry's Icelandic gf?

>>84261823
and was this the bird who worked with Audrey at the perfume counter?

>>84261939
Yes and Yes.

>>84261653
Why didn't the camera catch Coop?
He was in the box for a few seconds
Unless Coop was the real monster all along

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>>84261784
Sheryl a cute! A cute!

>>84261215
Trans-man BTFO Bill is kill LOLOLOL tumblrfags BTFO so fucking hard nigger trans-man DEAD uhh suhrv chyps

>>84261973
I want Chester Desmond to do bad bad things to me :3

>>84261907
You didn't need to waste time editing together the two scenes to posit that idea. It's a pretty clear one.

What do you think that thing is incidentally?
and what do you think happened in that shack/bungalow at 4.30 when Andy was supposed to be meeting that guy?

>>84261990
Are you having a stroke, lad?

>>84261973
me on the right

>>84261299
N E G A T I V E A S S

>>84261984
She's cute, wrapped in plastic!

>>84262043
call for help

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

>>84262021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7a35GnfPTc

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>>84259907
BOB is so sexy. But Lynch really sucks with casting husbandos

>>84262090
well y'know, except for the fucking main character.

>>84262038
I didn't make the video, I saw it posted in /tpg/ several threads ago.

1) I think it's a lodge spirit under the service of BOB/EvilCoop that was meant to kill GoodCoop when the EotA's doppelganger sent GoodCoop into non-exis-tance
2) No idea.

>>84262109

And Bobby, if you're into shitheads with attitude problems.

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>>84262090
>But Lynch really sucks with casting husbandos
Excuse me?

>>84260601
you got that backwards, everyone loves her because she's a sex freak. Or they're in high school and are easily impressed.

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READ MY FUCKING BOOK, PLEBSHITS

>>84262090
>But Lynch really sucks with casting husbandos

Lies.

>>84262090
IRL was just a gay homo

>>84262159
needs more twinks/10

>>84262197
Wait, BOB's actor is gay?

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Who is who

>>84262190
I did. it's just ok. it adds a lot without really adding anything at all.

>>84262217
*was

>>84262190
Most of /tpg/ is still doing summer reading for high school. They don't have time.

>>84262217
and aids
someone post that interview

>>84262118
that makes sense. Fuck that box scene is still the scariest thing that's been on all season. The weird headshaking and looking over the shoulder shit and then the blurred out attack is so haunting

>>84260232
What was their problem?

>>84262217
He died of AIDS.

Dude was a flaming faggot. Just listen to the way he speaks in interviews.

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>>84262159
B R I N G B A C K T R U M A N

>>84262190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU

>>84262222
ANI MAL LOIFE

>>84261973
Agent Desmond > Agent Cooper

>>84261442
underrated momfu

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>>84262198
Needs more twinks getting raped.

>>84262247
I have never met a person who liked this show who wasn't an insufferable Gen X douchebag.

Fuck Gen X, you guys are worse than boomers.

>>84262275
This guy was made for Lynch.

I remember I saw Byzantium and Antiviral on the same day several years ago, and I thought to myself: "This guy was made for a Lynchkino"

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>>84262261
there's only one momfu in this town, sweetie.

I also somehow forgot there was a whole foot fetish thing in it. man, I don't even know who I am anymore...

>>84262222
My sick quads demand an answer

>>84262275
I know you're obssessively watching Mr. Robot too, twinkfaggot

>>84262345
How can a sixty year old woman have such god-tier, smooth, creamy feet?

>>84262345
i would fuck sarah palmer

>>84262312
Stay mad, Sam Simon. You got fucking rekt by your boy making a superior show.

Where is that other grandpa? Cooking smores with his grandson?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502

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>>84262375
laurie is a pale skinned ginger. a true goddess.

>>84262368
I've never seen Mr. Robot.

>>84262368
i dont watch this millenial fag shit

>>84262421
jesus christ get with the program anon. it's twink kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZyhQoFRHxQ

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>>84262414
Why isn't she in the new season?

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What did Josie mean by this?

>>84262493
frost said they could find nothing for her or josie to do

>>84262413
For fucks sake. 21-24 is at least acceptable, but if you're under 20 please fucking leave forever, you bandwagoning trendlords.

>>84262493
they had to save time for more sweeping scenes.

>>84262524
If this was actually written by Josie's actress then she is both fucking crazy and amazing. That shit is intense.

>>84262524
C A N O N
A
N
O
N

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>>84262524
>tfw Joan Chen won't return to play Josie's twin sister Judy
It's a pretty big loss t.b.h.

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>>84262598
Better than anything Frost has ever written. Let Lynch give visuals to that letter NOW!

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>>84262413
Now if you're watching the show, and you're too young, you will NEVER in a trillion years experience the series. You'll THINK you have experienced it, but you will be CHEATED. It's such a sadness, that you've think you've seen a series and you're FUCKING 18. Get real.

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>>84262598
It was.

According to the Hollywood Reporter article, Joan Chen was shopping with her daughter in American Apparel sometime in 2014 when another shopper recognized her as Josie. This was around the time when they announced the revival, so she was inspired to write a letter to Lynch asking for her character to somehow be incorporated back into the show.

She also confirms that Josie was Judy's twin sister in the letter.

tfw josie has already appeared in the new season but plebs don't even know it

>>84262725
I'm pretty sure Frost wrote Wally's Brando monologue, so no, it's not better than that.

>>84262678
Political compass?

Kys tankie

>>84262801
No don't you know le Lynch does everything XD

I showed Lynch to my friends on Overwatch when they asked for some underground directors.

TIL Mark Frost was the son of the actor who played Doc Hayward (and Susan's dad on Seinfeld)

wait, has the episode aired already?

>>84261237
What's up with his left leg?

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>>84262832
>I showed Lynch to my friends on Overwatch when they asked for some underground directors.

>>84262782
yes yes the singing wood we know.

I wonder what happened to Audrey's retard brother.

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>>84262849
No, but a Croat anon leaked the finale

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>>84262896

>>84262896
he'll star in literally anything. he's even in God's Not Dead 2

>>84262891
I think I remember reading that they shot scenes with him, but had to reshoot them when Sherilyn Fenn was done being bipolar and decided to join the show, but he wasn't available for the reshoots so now he's not going to be in.

>>84262896
Based Croats. Fuck the Herzegovinians.

>>84262230
That's weird, when I was in high school I'd never heard of "summer reading", in fact, this is the first time I'm hearing at it.

>>84259817

Based Rhonda beckoning poster.

>>84263003
>summer reading
Nigga, there isn't a single high schooler in the entire United States who doesn't do their entire summer reading during the last week of August.

>>84263003
What dead last ranked-in-education state do you live in?

>>84261010

I been smoking 75 years. Every fuckin' day.

>>84262896
>>84262927

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO /mu/SSOULA

>>84259650
for the anon who didn't understand the connections that Jojo Part 4 has with Twin Peaks
Kira Yoshikage, after his hair turns from black to white, like Leland's, the next day he's adjusting his tie in front of the mirror for a long fucking time in the kitchen just like Leland does on the episode when Maddie goes back to Missoula, Montana
other than that, it's the only part where it's set in a small town, apart from Part 8, where they're trying to find out who is the killer of a teenage girl, as well as Angelo at the beginning being named after Angelo Badalamenti, the composer for Twin Peaks' music.
the connections with Majora's Mask and Twin Peaks: Link's Shield having an owl on it instead of the Loftwing design and it being in Clock Town, which is the only game where it's in a town with a mayor and shit instead of a kingdom
not really a lot of connections, it just has the creepy and comfy vibes too I guess, but that's just things that I've thought of, I doubt it's really been inspired by it.

>>84262927
>>84262896
why is he wearing The Driver's jacket?

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Never saw Lost Highway, is it worth a watch?

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>>84263071

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>>84262678
goddamn

>>84263149
that's fucking crazy, man

>>84263071
spoiler that shit

>>84263149
It's a lot darker in atmosphere than Mulholland Drive but it's kind of a similar story. It's worth watching and has some great stuff in it.

>>84263062
Idaho.

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>>84263134
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the LMFAO song they recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper party rocks for the rest of his life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

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Will we see Lana again this season?

Also, what would her name be in the black lodge? You know, where they speak backwards?

>>84263149
Coolest intro to a movie I've ever seen
>inb4 insults

>>84263149
Yes but first you should probably call me because I'm at your house

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>>84263149
See magic man before he got pretty.

>>84263208
Would this be the worst thing ever or the greatest thing ever?

>>84262927
How did he free the white horse from the lodge?

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>>84263222
pleb

>>84263267
/tv/ would explode

>>84259921
holy shit

>>84263253
How did he age so gracefully? Didn't even recognize him at first.

>>84262807
>Political compass?
Wat?

>>84259676
looks really hebe

>>84262524
she dun fucked up

>>84260204
Didn't want to shoot civilians. Plus if they hear gunshots the cops are gonna be called. The gun is just a backup weapon in case shit goes down.

>>84261536
does he have a medical condition? its not just his gut its from his nipples down. also no ther parts of him look that fat. nigger needs to go too the doctor. he got a big ass tumor or something.

>>84261625
god

>>84263483
It's called a beer belly.

Dude's an alcoholic.

>>84261973
wish he would bend me like that... oh wait

>>84261879
no she's just sour and belligerent

>>84263552
This is another point of evidence in favor of the "Lucy and Andy's son died and Wally is an actor" theory.

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reminder that the greatest kino already aired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

>>84263597
What is the basic gestalt on this theory?

>>84263758
100 good boy points to the anon who's /mu/sical enough to know the song playing in the background in this scene

>>84263208


based lynch kino

>>84263758
reminder that we got this instead of lethargic old man kino

>>84260204
His name is Ike "The Spike" Stadtler, not Reece "The Piece". I guarantee you if he'd been able to move closer he would have begun trying to stab Cooper with the pistol until it went off by accident.

>>84263214
buttsex

>I AM THE GREAT WENT
What was meant by this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlGtcW1Qg8

>>84263481
He didn't have another weapon though and was pointing it out while running at Cooper.

>>84263779
Rewatch the Wally scene under the premise that their son died and they can't handle it, leading to Lucy being "stuck in the past" and the sheriff hiring an actor to portray a son always on the road (to explain his absence).

Just for fun you don't have to believe it.

>>84263758
Absolute kino.

>>84263805
easy

"Green Onions" by Booker T & the MGs. that song is famous af

when is the next episode coming out

>>84263483

You were specifically told not to look at it.

>>84264095
Tomorrow.

>>84264095

In about 22 hours.

NEW BREAD
>>84264250

NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
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>>84264257
>11 posts early
kys

>>84264257
>299 posts
kys

>>84264119
its impossible not too. hes more gut than man at this point. is it prosthetic? or he like that irl? wtf

>>84264324
>>84264338
Thread was extra slow. just wanted to get a head start :(

>>84264381
I forgive you.

>>84264381
The rat man forgive you this time

>>84263180
lmao

>>84264381
go get a head start killing yourself

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>>84259907

>>84260541
>>84259806
someone please edit this with a QTE prompt

might as well push this thread to the bump limit

>>84263436

Except she's German. And not "My great-great grandmother came through ellis island" German, actually born in Germany German.