/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>it's a tourist OP makes a new thread way before the bump limit because he doesn't realize there's no karma on 4chan episode

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who can realistically stop him?

>>84264250
>patrician
>doesn't list "watching the characters develop and interact in interesting/funny/nice ways"

GAY ALERT GAY ALERT GAY ALERT

>>84264482
Phillip Morris

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>>84264580
don't joke about that anon

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>>84264482
Mark Frost

READ MY BOOK FAGGOTS

>>84264641
Secret History is unironically good.

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So is Sky going to be in the new season or nah?

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>mfw I have to work 3 hours past 9 tomorrow

>>84264723
I always work on Sunday and get home around midnight. I just avoid /tpg/ right before the episode airs and watch the recording I have set up.

>>84264682
Probably going to be a Roadhouse performer which is cool with me. As long as Lynch doesn't have her act.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkcnqldqF_4

She makes Chrysta Bell look like Meryl Streep.

>>84264641

I did Mark. It sucks.

>>84264776
>see you mondeh--

The Green Inferno and Knock Knock are unironically the best horror films of the decade, though.

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>tfw this is absolute truth

>>84264776
heroin is a hell of a drug

ONE ONE NINE

>insert 1 credit into slot machine
>Lynch is such a hack that he has the machines set to test mode
>1 credit counts up to 2 credits then to 3, the only way to make a machine flip out with sirens etc.

DISGUSTING

>>84265041
what does she mean by that?

>>84265065
Another disgusting thing about the casino scene is 1000% intentional and 100000% Frost.

When Cooper first enters and is talking to the security guard, there are two couples behind him talking to each other. The one to our right is a wimpy White man and his White girlfriend. The girlfriend wears a VERY thick anklet on her LEFT leg. Then the couple's bull approaches from the cashier, a White Hispanic (since her left-leg anklet indicates her preference for non-black bulls).

>>84265114
kys

>>84265114
i can't tell if you are being ironic or not

when are they gonna knock it off with the retarded dougie jones shit, lads?

>>84265076
911 backwards maybe

>>84265171
Dougie Jones is objectively the best thing about the season m8

>>84264641
But I did, Mark, and I read it, and it was kind of silly. Come on, Nixon and aliens? Really?

>>84265171
Next episode's cliffhanger will be Cooper's return, I think.

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>>84265114
>>84265144
>>84265163
Can confirm

>>84265171
agreed... and they spun it out way too long with barely any narrative underpinning for the transition back to cooper to actually be enjoyable
everyone is gonna think "thank fuck for that" when dougie jones is dropped

>>84265264
That's an heel strap, not an anklet

kys

>>84265204
Look at this pleb. It's all about the sweeping. Sweeping scenes are the height of kino.

REMINDER THAT MARK FROST READS THESE THREADS.

SAY SOMETHING NICE (OR MEAN) TO HIM.

>>84265241
I hope so lad

>>84265324
When's the next Fantastic 4 movie, Frosty?

>>84265307
The anklet is so thick and heavy (indicating the extreme level of her swinger lifestyle / her tether to it) that it has slipped down over the heelstrap. You an expert on women's shoes?

>>84265324
Hey Mark, is it your idea or David's to have the Dougie Jones bullshit go on and on for nearly half the season?

>>84265324
MARCO FROST ES CORNUDO

>>84265324
I will never read your book Mark

Does Eric Da Re really postt here?

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>>84264776
>tfw no heroinfu
just kill me brehs

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>>84265321
That sweeping scene was the definition of "kino".

>>84265365
I am an expert, considering I am a woman.

>>84265368
That was David's idea.

Is starbound coming to ps4?

do lynch lynch'd his daugther?

>>84265532
When are we going to see Cooper return to his senses, Mark?
And will it be worth the excruciating wait?

Do I have to watch the second season or can I skip it? I heard it's shit.

So far I've seen the movie and Season 1 and I think I'm ready for Season 3.

>>84264908
I appreciate season 3 for doing its own thing, but I miss this comfy humor. I feel like lynch tries to inject some classic TP humor in season 3 but it always falls flat and seems out of Place, like Lucy reacting to the cell phone or the autistic onlookers when the kid gets run over

Rhonda best girl

>>84265625
You didn't hear it from me, but Cooper doesn't become "Cooper" again until the penultimate episode.

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:D

>>84265663
Please no.

>>84265065

HELLO~oooo~OOOOO

How can people not like retarded Dougie?

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>>84265665
giv dougie bf

>>84265665
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE

>>84265633
If you skip s2, then you might as well skip s3 too

>>84265633
>he skips seasons
ultra pleb desu
No, you'll be more confused than you should be and important details will be lost on you. Season 2 has some pretty shitty parts but they're still entertaining.

>>84265665
Dougie spin off when

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DAMN

whos judy?
whats with the ticks cooper and the log lady had near season2 finale?
===
too many questions not many doughnuts

>>84265532
>>84265663
Can we expect Laura to have any kind of retribution or perhaps a revisit to the "real world" of Twin Peaks in some form?
She was whisked off early on in the season and we haven't seen sight nor sound of her since.

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GOOD

>>84265633
>Do I have to watch the second season or can I skip it?
>So far I've seen the movie and Season 1
the fuck dude?

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COVFEFE

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This is a mentally deficient high school gir being taught how to drink a bottle of water by her teenage friend.

Say something nice to her!

>>84265794
desu I already know the entire lore from reading the Twin Peaks wiki.

I was just watching the show and the movie for the heck of it.

Man, Sheryl Lee is a real bad actor. Also, is the new season as comfy as the first season was?

>>84265817
how did bob get into leland head?

>>84265863
>I already know the entire lore from reading the Twin Peaks wiki
You're a fucking retard, watch the show already.

>>84265510
So which side do you wear your anklet on in order to attract massive dicks (of what race?) and their sperm into your womb? Guessing you have no womb since you're on here.

>>84265779
Laura will return, Cooper is tasked with freeing her from the Chrome Lodge. That's where she got whisked away to in Part 2 after she told him after BOB-Cooper's evil machinations.

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Why is Dougie so moe?

>>84265871
consensual sex

>>84265817
I really really hate this picture for some reason.

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>Sheryl Lee

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>>84265893
>he fell for the bait
baka desu senpai

>>84265895
You have a very sick fetish, my friend.

>>84265927
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>84265817
That is one cute tard!

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Why did Lynch make Sheryl Lee wear that ugly ass giant wig for FWWM? If her hair was too short he could have just given her hair extensions.

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>>84265962
You on the right.

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What happened to Prey 2?

>>84265817
I only noticed this the other day, but does she make that face from Bobby hitting her with the bottle?

It looks like when he's grabbing the bottle he accidently hit her with it when he lets go. I bet that was improv'd

>>84265900
Sounds Dante-esque. Cool. Thanks, Mark!

>>84265958
Says the guy who thinks wearing women's shoes makes him a woman

>>84265927
What's the name of that actress? She's pretty.

>>84266003
>that owl behind dougie jones

>>84265998
How LYNCHED do you think these normies were at the first two episodes?
>that cringey ass shirt on the gril with the deathly hallows tattoo
I'd give my left nut to have watched her squirm in discomfort watching the premiere before she dropped it for good. Normie scum.

>>84265985
Why is Sheryl so sleepy? Go to bed

>>84266016
You're welcome.

Now read my fucking book, there are many clues in there.

>>84266050
I want to go to bed with her.

>>84265998
>asks if he should skip season 2
>thinks he isn't a normie retard pleb
loving every laugh familam

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>>84266085
No! She is my wrappedinplasticfu :3

Mark, who will be the secret billionaire that owned the building in NYC with the glass box and cameras?
Or am I overstating the significance of what was alluded too with this reference?

>>84266114
You can join us.

>>84266079
Wow. Relax, Mark. No bully please.

>>84266133
It's Audrey she's trying to get Coop back.

>>84266095
Dude are you autistic or something? Serious question.

>>84266133
The "secret billionaire" was BOB/Evil Cooper.

The plan was to have the manufactured Dougie go back into the lodge instead of Evil Cooper, and then before Good Cooper would exit the lodge, the doppelganger of the Evolution of the Arm would push him into the box and the evil lodge spirit would destroy him.

>>84266166
Awesome. That was my initial guess too. Thanks.

>>84266079
Mark, I not only pirated your book, but have it uploaded on several websites for free and gave it a bad review.

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>>84266169

>>84266218
Interesting. I will ponder on this. Thank you.

Fuck you, Mark. Stop spoiling the show.

>>84266169
No, just pointing out the normie retarded pleb who's trying to cover his ass.

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>>84266169
>not being so stupid that you don't know how to watch a tv show makes you autistic
just watch season 2 nigger

>Will Albert be with you?
Do birds fly?

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE (stone = Mt. Rushmore)

>>84266169
Could Dougie microwave a burrito so hot he could not fist it?

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>>84265633
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>>84265893
>>84265927
>>84265962
>>84265998
>>84266095
>>84266169
>>84266285
All
me

>>84266133
It's Trump

will the final dossier be better?

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>>84266218
This cannot be confirmed. It could be that the secret billionaire constructed the thing outside the building in order to catch Cooper as he fell into NON-EXISTENT in order to make sure that he then got sent to the Mauve Room after getting flushed.

The footage of Cooper and of the spooky Aphex Twin thing (come to daddy) was removed by BOB–Cooper though when he got to New York (and was missed there by the thing on the phone). Was thing on the phone the thing in the box? Or was thing on the phone the black coalmining lumberjack lodge spirit?

>>84265893
>>84265962
>>84266095
>>84266285
>>84266279
I know you won't believe me, but I'm not that anon.
>He asked if he can skip an entire season (meme question)
>He said he "knew the entire lore from reading the Twin Peaks wiki" and was "just watching the show and the movie for the heck of it".
How can you not realize it's bait?

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>>84264641

I tried to listen to the audiobook of that stoned but it was just too nuts

Please make this the thread theme of the next /tpg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQDd0bxWLJ8

thanks

I enjoyed the cool shit with the great northern singing with joy because coops hotel room key came home

>>84266266
Is that a yuan-ti?

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>>84265368
>>84265625
>>84265683
Hahaha
DOUGIED
O
U
G
I
E
D

>>84266474
>bait is a one way street

>>84266519
That was Josie, pleb.

>>84266546
its an Asian girl with a snake photoshopped to her lower half. Are you fucking retarded?

>>84266266
>>84265776
What does this mean?

>>84266566
fuck I was

DOUGIED
O
U
G
I
E
D

HARD
A
R
D

>>84266579
nooooo, don't be silly my dude

>>84266675
Are you that idiot who didn't watch Season 2?

This thread is one dry crusted cum hole I tell you w

>>84266583
Sounds like you're retarded to not think that an Asiatic upper human half with the lower half comprised of a snake is not a yuan-ti

You certainly lack knowledge, and also the wisdom to actually check what a term means before impugning not just the question but also the asker. You are shit.

>>84266705
would you like sum fresh cum, bby?

>tfw the lynching hasn't even started

>>84266705
Tell us what? What happened? Don't tell me fucking Candlejack got into this threa

>>84266720
is this the lyfe?

>>84266687
didn't you watch that scene? it has zero to do with josie. the key came home the same time the noise started.
ffs lad pay attention

>>84266765
Beverly said the noise started sometime last week which was before the key arrived.

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Based Jamie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2y5vOKN_i4

What's your favorite track from twin peaks and why is it The bookhouse boys or dance of the dream man

>>84266765
You pay attention, bozo. They've been searching for the sound off-camera for some time. Watch again.

>>84266666

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>>84266750
>>84266720

>oh you're nice and wet
what did evil coop mean by this?

>>84266796
>>84266765
wrong
watch again

>>84266807
he meant that his side bitch was sexually aroused

>>84266837
no YOU watch again

>>84266837
Look at this ostrich motherfucker, I rarely see butthurt on 4chan sufficient to cause someone to refuse to acknowledge they're wrong by demonstrating that they're willfully ignorant to this level.

How much better would the series be if Michael Ontkean agreed to reprise his role, lads?

>>84266905
PUT IT DOWN

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fyre walk with me

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>>84266792
>not The World Spins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw

>>84266902
>>84266837
>>84266898
It wasn't the key or Josie causing the ringing noise, dumb asses

>>84266905
I'm still hoping he comes back in the last ep

>>84266905

post yfw Dougiecoop is Lynch's way of punishing Michael Ontkean for not being in the show and won't bring back Dale unless Ontkean agrees to reprise his role in season 4

>>84266951
I didn't say it was the key or Josie making the fucking noises you double-digit–IQ motherfucker. We tried to school you on the fact that the ringing has been for over a week meaning it couldn't be the key.

You look so fucking dumb…you literally don't know what you're talking about and disagreeing with your betters (who have no disagreement with your position other than the fact that it comes from someone so hostile and idiotically asinine).

>>84266905
best timeline would have been Robert Forster playing Harry from the beginning as originally intended. he's 100x the actor Ontkean is

>>84267000
there's puke in my pubes, who dun it?

>>84266944
>not windswept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw
>not blue frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUcuccdGmeg
>not shadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
>not just you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
>not questions in a world of blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40K_-akYm1w
>not harold's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z6F0QPd7D8
>not audrey's prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Sf10rEYaA
>not moving through time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3BhWXi5lzo
>not the voice of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VpNT0V25HU

>>84267000
>implying I was the twat who brought up the key
nice trips though

Is the extended edition of Dune worth watching? Especially as it isnt Lynchkino

>>84267028
Forster is great but Ontkean is Twin Peaks, my dude

>>84267082
go to bed Travis

>>84266994
>season 4
quit mentioning this. THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE A SEASON FOUR. THE STORY ENDS THIS SEASON, """""""CLOSURE""""" OR NOT

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This is the cover of Julee Cruise's second album "The Voice of Love," from 1993

Notice anything?

Is there any reason why lynch has long scenes of fucking NOTHING?

I get the bank scene, it's to set up for the fucking EXPLOSION but what about all the other scenes with NOTHING

>>84267065
It's, but don't expect it to save the movie or anything

>>84264250
https://youtu.be/RV3Pj0CSoh0
so how much better is season 3 compared to shoot s2?

>>84267112

yeah that your a faggot

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>At a time like this, curiously, you begin to think of the things you regret or the things you might miss. I would like, in general, to treat people with much more care and respect. I would like to climb a tall hill - not too tall - sit in the cool grass - not too cool - and feel the sun on my face. I wish I could have cracked the Lindbergh kidnapping case. I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for. And, of course, it goes without saying that I would like to visit Tibet. I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return. Oh, I would like that very much. All in all, a very interesting experience.

We will never see him achieve any of these goals. The true tragedy of Twin Peaks is a good man robbed of his entire life and all of his aspirations.

>>84267112
Tbh that looks more like something out of Eraserhead than the Arm

>>84267111
seriously. I don't remember puking. who's puke is this?

>>84267110
ONE ONE NINE!!!

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>>84267126
>but don't expect it to save the movie or anything
Shut your faggot mouth, the film was good

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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>>84267000
Trips prove what can be readily seen. Calling dumb asses is wrong when you do it to people calling you a dumbass for thinking the noise had been there for a single day.

>>84267116
>muh plot

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>>84267141
dougie makes me laugh as much as he makes me feel miserable.

>>84265171
Dougie Jones died in the lodge. Cooper never gets his mind back which has been confirmed
See
>>84267194

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>>84267194

>>84267054
You're the one calling people who BTFO the person who claimed the noise was there for a day by both stating it was there for a week (like it was) were somehow claiming the key was making the noise.

>>84267202
Brought to you by the United States Board of Education. Leaving no child behind.

>>84267202
Hair is over 3 inches tall, is that Lynch levels? Or are none of his actors allowed to have hair taller, like how you can't let your head be higher up than a Buddha statue.

>>84267127
McFucking kys Uridon

>>84267243
dougie jones is a ball bearing in the arms pocket

>>84267273
They left the person who said the noise had only been there for a day behind. Then he claimed that people saying the noise had been there for a week were saying that the key caused the noise. He is absurd.

>>84267323
Is Little Mike's jacket hung on one of its branches then? For it to be in the pocket

>>84267243
THIS

>>84267202
>>84267259
dude wat

The tagline for the next episodes is:

>Gotta light?

What does it mean? Who says it?

>>84267244
You'll see...

>>84267333
dey dun did it it werz dem I is a smert hoonan lololol doogy jorpes gret meme

>>84265649

B A S E D Rhonda poster.

>>84267360
I guess the ball bearing means dougie can be re manufactured I guess?

>>84267392

get a life, punk

>>84267387

Audrey.

>>84267365
A guy thought people who were saying that the noise in the hotel was ongoing for a week were somehow implying that the key had been there for a week so it was causing the noise.

How do you like to harvest garmonbozia, /tpg/? I purposely close doors on people or tell then wrong directions if they ask me.

>>84267387
I'm guessing either Diane or Richard. Might have something to do with the "There's fire where you're going" tagline for E10.

>>84267438
fuck knows. it was a nice scene though. more ben horne pls (not that bint judd though).

>>84267434
Judy is positive about this.

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>>84267434
Oh god, I hope so.

>>84267296
I'll have the s3 video out soon enough, don't fret my dear

>>84267427
Get a clue, anon.

FUCK
GENE
KELLY
YOU
MOTHERFUCKER

>>84267141

The monks basically kept the population as slaves when the Dalai Lama actually ruled. They were bad dudes.

>>84267498

kys

was the bio hazard puke garmonbozia?

>>84267194
This actually makes sense.

>I'm yrev very happy to see you again, old friend

What was meant by this?

>>84267473
>more ben
this

more Jerry, too. he's doing the DUDE WEED LMAO schtick better than anyone

>>84267488
he never got her ham jelly on his golden purse lining.

>>84267522
its still in my pubes.

>>84267551
I didn't even notice he said the first "very" backwards. Always thought it was just a bit of a mumble.

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>ywn will never have a thicc audrey gf
Why live?

>>84267551
Yrev = Eruv

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

"I'm eruv," meaning his attempt at staying in our world is like the Jews' attempt at jewing God.

There is a dedicated shitposter but he's incompetent—perhaps a redditor who got rekt?

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>>84267659
Were you the one thst wrote this garbage?

>>84267551

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT TAMMY

>>84267659
https://www.therescuminmyshorts.gov.ca/what-would-you-do-for-a-Klondike?+/fk/u/m8

>>84267707
Vietnam fucking shits

>>84267659
>>>/tv/got/

>>84267707
>problematic orientalism
This may require a slight change in attitude on your part, Hanh.

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>>84267194

>>84267707
Dis bitch ought to chase down her fucking relatives first. nyugan fucking cunt fuckers

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>>84267707
Was there any outrage over David Duchovny being in a dress and playing a transexual?

>>84267849
https://www.tmz.com/tom-green-cameo-confirmed.php

>>84267890
no one cares about "trans-face," as evidenced by the ending praise for (((Transparent)))

>>84264250
But who killed Laura Palmer? We never see her attacked by birds or ear a chip so the scene in FWWM was not her death

>>84267935
endless, not ending

>>84266027
#rekt

rekt so fucking hard

trannies btfo for eternity(eternity is ironically how long they will burn in hell)

Anybody wanna help me understand blue velvet. I just watched it and I have a few questions

>>84267890
No one gave a damn about that shit back then.

>>84267987
k

>>84267997
did you wanna fuck the bbe tho

>>84266218
>>84266166
Mark's doppleganger is also in /tpg/ sheit

>>84267958
You can't seriously be this retarded?

>>84267997
What do you want to know?

>>84267987
Change your heart or die

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>>84268098
Are you David Lynch?

>>84267707
>Nguyen
Vietnamese Fucking Shits

>>84268098
What does Isabella Rossellini use to get puke out of her pubis?

>>84268055

>>84268126
I feel like I know him, but sometimes my arms bend back.

>>84268173
Unfortunately, I have never been with her in such a situation.

>>84268098
>Is the movie supposed to operate on dream logic
> how do all these character's know the answers to everything as well.

>was dorothys family actually kidnapped

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I wish I could've saved Laura.
I wish I could hug her and protect her from Bob at night and tell her that everything's going to be okay. She had such a sad life. I wish I could've made her happy.

>>84267028
>it's true
Wow that actually makes me feel a lot better about him playing the sheriff now

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>>84267194

>>84267552
the original twin peaks home town cast have been stellar
ben, jerry, andy, deputy hawk, bobby, dr jacobi all fucking awesome
waiting on big ed and nadine next I guess and more sarah palmer (that scene with her watching tv was so sad)

>>84267997
sure I'll try my dude

>>84267849
You can see the shame and pain in lynchs eyes

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>Do you know what Skype is, Doc?

>I use it all the time. Just the other day I diagnosed Miss Buella's eczema.

>>84268294
no
they are implicit to the world around them (they created it)
yes and no

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>>84268472
he can always blame the mother...

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>>84267488
>yfw the happy ending is Coop getting his 25 years back and going after Audrey
>yfw Lynch legit unwittingly panders to the shipfags

Everything makes sense if you understand Richard.

>>84268526
lol

Which episode is the "YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH WHEN I FUCK YOU, BITCH" scene from?

>>84267194
The lyrics actually make sense. I dunno why there is such a reaction. It seems like most people didn't even listen to the song and just post random images or just whine.

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>>84268308
I wish I could've raped Laura >:)

>>84268508
great scene

>>84268508

isn't Buella the name of the chick in part 1?

>>84268596
>even Andy got it on with Laura

is there anybody on Twin Peaks she did NOT bang?

>>84268584
two episodes ago, so 5 I think?

>>84268109
change your (((life-style choice/fetish))) or burn in hell for all time

>>84268643
and people complained they weren't in Twin Peaks..

>>84268595
Do you think coop will also fight a drunk octopus in the purple ocean?

>>84268644
Depending on the definition of "bang," you could say Josie.
she only ate her clam, no implication of strap-on use

>>84268596
Shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole. Don't hurt my waifu.

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>>84268674
Through the darkness of future past
The magican longs to see

One chance out between two worlds:

Fire walk with me

Will we see more angry midget tomorrow?

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>50 posters

/tpg/ is dead, wrapped in plastic

>>84268799
Agent 4'7" is out of the picture

But there's still DoppleCoop and whoever was trying to kill the real Dougie

Anyone know why the showtime browser stream is only 720p? I'm literally paying for nothing when I can just wait a few hours for the 1080p rip.

>>84268098

So, how about that Isabella Rosselini?

>>84268848
>the real Dougie
was truned into a golden orb in the Black Lodge... he is unbecome which is why real good dale can not return to himself in his world if you believe this thread..which i do not. that makes no sense. since dougie was a homonculous and not a real soul

>>84268861

wait until tomorrow night, someone will post links to live streams that are better

>>84268861
what is it on the showtime challen in amazon app on the 4k smart TV?

>>84268173
What the hell?

I have emetophobia and anxiety and this triggered me...

>>84268907
>homonculous
"a very small human or humanoid creature"???

>>84268923
I usually can't while it's airing. Where are they sourcing the 1080p from?

>>84268926
No I'm watching via the showtime anytime PC browser.

>>84268993
the bad Dale Dopplecoop Bobsled made Dougie with his Black Lodge hocus pocus .. he wasn't a real soul

>>84269020
Amazon, I think.

>>84268993
A false human created through arcane or alchemical rituals. He's not a real human, he's some "thing" created by BOB/Cooper specifically to divert Real Cooper from taking his body.

Richard is Lynch's self insert. Richard's lines and actions are aimed at us, the audience. He's going to laugh when he fucks us.

And run us over in a truck.

>>84265665
When you're so autistic that you make an animated frog version of a retarded character from a TV show

>>84269151
NESSUN DORMA

>>84264641
All he did was say "BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"

By what evidence do we know that scumbag is Richard Horne? How did Audrey have a baby during a coma? Did Evil Coop rape her or was ti that Chad's kid?

>>84269221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU

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>>84264641
>tfw you realize this book came out before most of /tpg/ even watched twin peaks

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Why would Frost deliberately change dates and names of real world events in his book if he isn't foreshadowing alternate realities or Mandela effect in the series?

What other explanation could there be?

>>84269244
The guy is listed in the credits as Richard Horne. We don't know whose kid he is but Audrey's seems the most likely regardless of who's the dad.

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>>84269260
thiccfu :3

>>84269284
Ah, I need to look at the credits more.

>>84264831
The Green Inferno was just cheap horror for its own sake. It's just Hostel with racist cannibals for its own ironic sake.

Knock Knock is just Hard Candy meets Funny Games, except everyone does stupid things for no reason & then it ends like bullshit.

>>84269042
Well that's stupid; looks like I'd have to buy showtime again in order to watch via amazon as there's no way to link my showtime subscription.

Why the fuck do they not support 1080p on their main streaming website?

>>84269318
The new season seems to reveal character's names more through credits than through dialogue. I guess it's kind of realistic since people generally don't go around saying people's full names all the time. Like we only know Becky and her boyfriend's last name (and that they're the same) and Richard's last name and a few other people's names through the credits.

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Is Buella BOB's sister?

>>84269042
cool so watching it over Ethernet to 4k smart tv amazon app prime>showtime channel subscription is the optimal way of seeing this.

>>84269341
Why are you even paying for the streaming jew in the first place?

WOW BOB WOW

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Claim you're husbando

When is the new episode going to air?

>>84269499
Not gonna lie, Lynch is kind of qt.

>>84269499
Hawk

>>84269519
Less than 17 hours

>>84269499
BOWIE BABY

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>>84264776
She said she's not playing herself. She'll be far from the worst actor Lynch has cast though.

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>>84269584
Nah, she's shit

>>84269605
wew

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>>84265368
>only half

>>84267194
the lyrics can as much apply to laura as they do cooper

she's coming back to life and the ending will suck

>>84269605
Cyrus tongue look like girl into scat

>>84268002
yea it was just universally hated

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>>84268596
he was dirty all along

>>84269851
Where is this photo from?

>>84266450
Who called the cops? Who found the bodies? The security guard? Where did he go? What did he (not) know about his employer?

>>84267513
source? sounds interesting

>>84267513
Nice propaganda, Ching.

Why do most Tibetans still want the Dalai Lama back?
>oh that's right it's because hypocritcal "communist" imperialists make life worse

>>84269988
Who CGIed the fake building into the New York skyline?

>>84264314
Why is it so important to you that each tread reaches its limit?

>>84266050
Shes got Glaucholeukencer

>>84266765
Its audrey in her secret compartment being an autistic 54 year old woman.

>>84267116
Because it was originally going to be 8 episodes but he got more. Plus he things long scenes make good art.

>>84267387
Something to do with fire

>>84269499
Eisenhower