/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>tfw /tpg/ is getting lynched more than the normies

The X-Files is canon.

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD DIGITS LIKE THESE, OLD FRIEND

>Frost writing
>Lynch directing
This is how it should be. Lynch needs to have his pen taken away.

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>>84233879
Have you read Frost's unused scripts from season 2?

>>84233879
>muh ufos

Fuck off pleb

>yfw Lynch was the one fucking up the lore all along
>yfw Frost was the good guy holding back Lynch's autism

>>84233896
garbage

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>the ring
>garmonbozia
>blue rose
>lodge is universal and not just in twin peaks

When did you become an adult and realize Lynch has fucked up the Twin Peaks lore in more irreparable ways than Frost has?

Figures, all of the worst parts of Twin Peaks came the one time Frost wasn't involved.

>>84233865
Is that the "spiritual finger??"

>>84233911
FROSTED

>see some anon on the last thread fool around with gematria
>run "garmonbozia" through Gematrix
>"Child Snuff Film Creator"

>>84233929
I pirated your book, Mark

>>84233905
It does end up coming around to the 'extra-dimensional beings' explanation, but Secret History does wade through a shit-ton of UFO crap first.

>>84233896
>>84233917
have you seen the script to fwwm? garbagio

>>84233929
>fucked up
But i like all of those elements

>>84233943
The book in which Frost had to continue building upon the shitty hand he was dealt by Lynch massively screwing up the Lodge dynamic in FWWM? Good.

Dougie is the best Twin Peaks character.

>>84233896

There were two other writers on that finale script though. Frost's only mistake was thinking he needs a script for the Red Room.

>>84233879
>>84233911
>>84233929

go to bed Mark

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Anyone seen slc punk

>>84233943
sorry anon, but the sheep are waking up

>>84233983
>implying any of it is wrong

Just found out that Kyle MacLachlan played a major villain in Agents of Shield. Sucks that not even Coop is safe from capeshit now.

Is the show worth watching just for his scenes?

this le frost is gud meme is already stale desu

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>>84233943
>>84233983
>these are the only rebuttals that lynch hero worshipers can muster up

>>84234011
it's shit but then it gets good sorta?

>>84234013
Oh fuck off already. Lynch himself would call you a faggot for trying to marginalize Frost's contributions to Twin Peaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQA0U6zWyY

What's with this scene? Is it actually just friendly or is Cooper being a tease?

>all these paghots butthurt because they can't understand how the Dark-Kino Universe works

>>84234011
Probably not.

But if you want to see him as antagonist, watch Believe. Only had one season and it's kinda schmaltzy but good.

>>84234008
>S2 goes to shit without Lynch
>Mark Frost' s lore book is trash
>FWWM is one of the best things to come out of the TP universe

Lynch is the lynchpin that makes TP great

>>84234058

Lynch was always just being nice to you, Frost. How many scripts does he have to throw in the trash for you to take the hint?

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>>84233929
Who should play Tammy in the inevitable porn parody? I'd go with pic related.

This is literally the worst show I've ever seen. I'm not even memeing.

>>84234076
Lynch was more involved with the majority of Season 2 than Lynch was, you fucking tourist. They both pretty much checked out in terms of writing, but Frost was pretty much completely off writing Storyland. Lynch was still there acting as Gordon Cole.

>>84234102
Suck my balls

>>84234059
Cole implied that Diane and Cooper have more than a professional history together, so who knows.

>>84234098
What would a TP porno look like? I mean if they actually tried to make it Lynchian and not just have Dale screwing everyone

>>84234112
Fuck

>Lynch was more involved with the majority of Season 2 than FROST was, you fucking tourist.

I guess I should fucking BOB myself now.

>>84234059
What a dork

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>>84234112
>Lynch was more involved with the majority of Season 2 than Lynch was

>>84234112
Wait, there's TWO Lynch's?

>>84234102
Considering /tv/'s liking for capeshit I take this as a high compliment.

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>>84234146
>>84234151
kek fuck you guys

>>84234076
>>FWWM is one of the best things to come out of the TP universe
One day this meme will die, and the world will be a better place for it.

FWWM had some fantastic ideas, but the final product ends up lagging beyond the true highlights of the series.

>>84234112
lol what are you even saying? learn how to type a coherent sentence and come back with an argument kiddo.

>>84234112
>Doppel-Lynch was to blame for the worst of season 2

It all makes sense now

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>>84234112
and he was the best part

>>84234059
>chubby Coop circa FWWM will never flirt with you outside your office and blow you a kiss
SUICIDE NOW

>>84234179
>one error derails the whole argument when it's obvious what was intended

So, you don't have an argument, then?

We've all had our socks tossed around.
From time to time.

>>84234176
well considering it's a prequel, of course it's lagging behind, that's the point.

>>84234173
stick to four letter words plebeian
>me brain no take hard word REEEEEEEE

>>84234173
Why would Tammy formally introduce herself as just Tammy? Coupled with Chrysta's bad acting this was really distracting.

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Posting Doppel Lynch
This is the eastern euro Lynch that Michael Anderson refers to, he raped real Lynch's daughter, this led to Anderson blaming real Lynch for the rape

>>84234176
FWWM is a very good movie, but wew does /tpg/ overrate the everloving fuck out of it. The whole thing was thrown together in editing. Thank Mary Sweeney that the film was even somewhat coherent.

>>84234227
You've said nothing and supported your assertions with nothing. No argument .

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>this fucking thread

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>>84234246
>the fact that someone actually typed this post up and thought that it was cool and/or funny

What a garbino thread.

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Can you even imagine what a Gordon Cole doppelganger would be like?

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its past the autists bedtime
these threads are comfy without all the terrible pastas

>>84234266
that's how editing works, it's where the footage is assembled into something coherent. It's not abnormal for a movie to be saved or ruined in editing.

>>84234275
Literally everything (that was intended to be) said in that comment was fact, but okay. I know you don't know much about the history of Twin Peaks and its development because you just watched it this year, but please do some fucking research.

>>84234299
>its normal lynch but he fucks all the actors now

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>>84234275
>No argument

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>>84234299
Yes pic related

>>84234266
FWWM is objectively Bottom 3 Lynch. It doesn't really work as a companion to the series, and it doesn't work as a standalone film, either.

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Guess the Season (Either 1 or 3)

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Fiddled around with the API on SHOTime's website and currently watching part 8.

pic related

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84234324
Lynch had nothing to do with S2 besides playing Cole and obv the finale. Stop baiting.

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>>84234347
>its normal lynch but he fucks all the actors now

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>>84234372
2/2

>>84234035
>she will never stand over you and make this smug satisfied face while pissing on you
kms

>>84234324
>Lynch was more involved in second season than Frost
False

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>lynch had his son circumcised
Shit, looks like everything that little gremlin said was right.

>>84234347
so normal lynch?

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>>84234392
Doppel-Lynch is making season 3?

It's canon that Judy is Josie's identical twin sister, right?

>>84234372
>>84234404
The color palette changed totally.

>>84234446
Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

HARRY IS RETURNING

>>84234385
Mark Frost was literally involved with 2 episodes post-killer reveal, and one was the finale with Lynch. Lynch acted in several episodes during that timeframe. If it sucked so much, why was Lynch collecting paychecks from it? He could have put his input in at any time.

>>84234404
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>>84234372
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>>84234490
Correct!

>>84234422
Post-killer reveal, Frost co-wrote episodes 27 and 30 (with Lynch directing the latter).

That's it. He was completely checked out of the series at that point. Lynch was still an active cast member.

>>84234404
Middle screenshot is Richard

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Josie Packard
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Denise Bryson
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Annie Blackburn
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Donna Hayward
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

People have been making a lot of these videos with both footage from the original series and other videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hinh516Uyvo

>>84234523
he was still show running. you don't need to have a writing credit to be involved in the show

>there are people here right now who don't believe in the lodge

Shameful

>>84234523
>inb4 someone brings up le finale script as points against frost

There's no way to know, but Frost probably was coasting the entire time because he fucking hated Robert Engels, who most of the bad ideas most likely belonged to.

>>84234539
Upvoted. Thank you for the contribution fellow Redditor.

>>84234534
yup

>>84234583
Thanks fellow Redditor, I upvoted you too *_*

>>84234392
Including the male actors?

>>84234563
show running for frost was rubber stamping the script, he was involved with other projects at that point. Deal with it.

>>84234534
agreed

>>84234445
she looks a bit like rita from mulholland dr. there

>>84234534
>2. Josie Packard
>a chink
chinks don't even have three dimensional faces, let alone dimorphism
plus she was always useless and annoying

>>84234534
>1. Audrey Horne
>2. Josie Packard
>3. FWWM Donna Hayward
spot on

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JUST

>>84234523
Incredible how little knowledge /tpg/ actually has about Twin Peaks and its history. I'm not going to meme the LYNCHED and FROSTED shit, but it's crazy how much people just parrot shit in here. It's literally worse than Reddit.

Everyone knows Twin Peaks was a 50/50 collab between Lynch and Frost. Would Twin Peaks have been better with just Frost and no Lynch? Absolutely fucking not. But Lynch has had his fair share of bad ideas, too. This all started because teenagers got defensive about not reading a fucking book and yelled that it isn't canon in every thread. Now we have to deal with dumb shitposts in every fucking thread.

BOB used to be MIKE's familiar. Now The Arm is MIKE's familiar. Deal with it. He cut off The Arm so that he could do good, so it would evolve like some Pokemon shit, and attach to him like the Jap robot style and do powers, and stop BOB.

You've all been LYNCHED by me and my boys Lynch/Frost.

>>84234739
I don't know if Lynch has ever said anything about him, but Frost fucking despised him. Engels is in reality what /tpg/ thinks Frost is.

>>84234761
Except no.

>>84234761
"I took off the arm, but stayed close to this vessel for one purpose…to stop him!" It was right there all along, The Arm = good confirmed. Needs to scope the lodge while Gerard is out in the other world holding shit down, sometimes accompanied by The Arm's power increase like when he chases down Leland and you can hear the sound of The Arm FACT!!!

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The twin peaks mythos is largely Foucaultian in nature. from Cooper to Audrey, character representation was simply identified with thought: to think just was to employ ideas to represent the character of thought. But we need to be clear about what it meant for an idea to represent an character such as BOB. This was not, first of all, any sort of relation of resemblance: there were no features (properties) of the idea that themselves constituted the representation of the BOB. (Saying this, however, does not require that the idea itself have no properties or even that these properties are not relevant to the idea's representation of the BOB as in the black lodge.) By contrast, Mike and the white lodge, Owing to the knowledge that was understood as a matter of resemblance between signs.

The map at the end of season two is a useful model of Classical representation. It consists, for example, of a set of lines of varying widths, lengths, and the owls, and thereby represent the roads in and around a city. This is not because the roads have the properties of the map (the widths, lengths, and colors of the lines) but because the abstract structure given in the map (the relations among the lines) duplicate the abstract structure of the roads. At the heart of Classical thought is the principle that we know in virtue of having ideas that, in this sense, represent what we know. Of course, in contrast to the map of the spirit world of Twin Peaks, we do not need to know what the actual features of our ideas are in virtue of which they are able to represent. We need to know only the abstract structure that they share with the things they represent. We do, however, have direct
introspective access to the abstract structures of our ideas: we can “see” what representational structure they have.

Is removing arms and hands how The Evolution of the Arm gets its garmonbozia?
Him and MIKE sure seem obsessed with them.

>>84234761
>>84234809
Attached to MIKE again to form full powers and demand back all my garmonbozia in unison from BOB. Then they let him go though. Or did they? We don't see.

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>>84234809
>The Arm
>literally a DEMON
>good

I hope we see the white lodge in this season.

>>84234534
Sylvia Horne over Donna.... Wat

>>84234852
It was in the first two episodes

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>>84234718
>the insurmountable amount of wrong with this post

>>84234852
What if the White Lodge is a way for the spirits of the Black Lodge to maintain control over the people (especially the people of Twin Peaks) by promising ascension to a higher level of being and has been fabricated?

What we hope for the White Lodge to be, we can only get to in death after past judgement and atonement for our sins, surrendering to Love.

>>84234809
The Arm helps out MIKE because they are one and the same being. That doens't make him good

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>>84234901
it's the same for all mongoloids

just give them short hair and maybe a quiff at the front and you've got yourself a dude 2bh

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>>84235002
This hasn't been confirmed to be canon yet

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>>84234986
yea looks like a guy to me

EPISODE 8 LEAKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2Sia84qns&t=0m27s

>>84234484
FROST'D

>>84234112
>>84234180
>doppel-lynch is somewhere out there
>ready to make things terrible
What if this season, all along, has been an elaborate trap?

>>84234752
I'm frustrated that lynch ruined the lore with fwwm and that the book and season 3 are forced to build off those had ideas

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>>84235038
>LYNCH letting niggers get screen time in masterpiece

>>84234534
>Laura that low
Unironically consider suicide

>>84234534
if we're accounting how the women have aged, donna should be at the absolute bottom

>>84235103
But there were black people near the end of Inland Empire. And a black woman was singing over the credits.

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Is he a good boy?

>>84235093
Every addition to the lore in FWWM is unironically shit. The movie itself was great, but Lynch completely fucked up the dynamic of the Lodge(s).

>>84234718
Its official. not up for debate.

>>84234809

He cut the arm off to distance himself from BOB. Doesn't that kind of raise a red flag about the arm's agenda?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLN-Ihx_fE

>>84234844
A familiar created by one who has turned to good after seeing the face of God

muh lore fags should be shot on sight

THE SECRET HISTORY IS CANON

>>84235210
>DUUUDE IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A FEELING. A MOOD, EVEN. JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF XD

Twin Peaks has always been about lore, you fucking brainlet.

Why couldn't we just give Lynch a billion dollars and let him go wild. Don't countries have an art budget? Just give him that.

>>84235203
He says it in the same sentence that he says he stayed close to this vessel (Gerard's body). Meaning both things were done in order to stop BOB. Find him and stop him.

>>84234852
It was in the very first scene.

>>84235247
There are better filmmakers who should get that honor first.

>>84235247
I feel as if his vision is coming through 100%. Not sure what a bigger budget would do desu

>>84235203
perhaps the arm's purpose was to keep them close together for some sort of balance, yin and yang wise.

something probably happened to lead up to the severing of the arm but, regardless, it is MIKE's intention to stop BOB. I *think* the arm wants that too, or at least to keep them together for balance sake.

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>>84235231
*shoots*

>>84235209
He cut the Arm off (Fire Walk With Me tattoo) and the Arm became the Man From Another Place.

>>84235307
well yeah. I was just keeping it related to the thread.

The FWWM-haters are worse than comicbook fans with their "not muh" bullshit.

>>84235313
maybe lynch could hire someone to do the special fx instead of doing them himself in adobe after effects

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OFFICIAL CRIMES OF DAVID LYNCH
>Raped his daughter
>Killed Jack Nance
>Told MJA to kill himself
>Voted for Donald Drumpf
>Directed Dune
>Hijacked planes and flew them into the World Trade Center
>Keeps having children despite being a grandpa already
>Keeps taking the credit away from Mark Frost
>Doesn't shower every day
>Stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks
>Created the AIDS virus
>Raped Frank Silva and gave him AIDS
>Developed a cure for AIDS but kept it for himself
>Doesn't explain his movies

>>84235327
then what the fuck is the little tree thing with the ballsack head? is that still the man from another place? it said something about evolution

>>84235343
Its not that great of a movie. I felt the atmosphere in the pilot and finale were much more intense in the series.

>>84235380
The arm changed form from the midget to the tree.

>>84235377
He also shot an killed a woman in Croatia in the 1990s

>>84235324
i liked how we saw andy as a non-retard in the last episode, hope that happens again.

>>84235343
where are they? people like the movie, they just dont like the lore it introduced

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>>84235377
laffed

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>>84235377
>mfw I found the hidden message by reading the final letter and each line subtracting by its alphabetical equivalent

well played

>>84235377
>performed a metzitzah b'peh on his infant son

>>84235392
The family of the woman has been leaking episodes of season three as revenge.

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be honest if you were married to this ugly cunt who definitely always smells like a damp chimney pipe & hairspray
you'd constantly rekt your daughters coke filled asshole whether she liked it or not?

fun fact: "its happening again" comes from the dementia Lynch suffers. He yells it whenever he has an episode.

>>84235377
post the other one

More prop malfunctions. In the casino scene he always puts in one credit, but the only way to make a machine flip out like that and dump coins with the siren is 3 credit bet. So every 1 credit digital display goes up to 2, 3 right when he cranks handle. Shits are set in test mode.

>>84235496
>its
its it is

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>people think that dougiecoop being on the news means someone from twin peaks/the FBI is going to discover him
>not realizing that it's actually knepper and belushi that are going to see it and try to hurt poor brainletcoop

>>84235355
Bad FX's are one of the first clues that you're watching kino.

>>84235542
I actually thought about this. I doubt Dougie's stuff will be on national news and the casino people are the only people I can think of that might do something after seeing him on TV.

>>84235355
>he doesn't like cheap-ass handmade effects

Go watch some Transformers then.

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>>84235542
Reminder that that black stuff is actually......

>>84235395
>andy as a non-retard
Did we watch the same shit? He literally lets a possible child murder suspect go so he can "meet" him later, he ignores every sign of a man in distress and in danger.

>>84235343

OPTIMUS IS NOT A LONG NOSE
RATCHET IS NOT GREEN
THESE ARENT THE TOYS I HAD AS A KID
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84233805
Lynch is a hack

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>>84235595
>tfw he was a dirty cop all along

>>84235609
>being mentally ill
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/JLH202Zp60maQVfw502eHg/

I'm about to watch Dune what should I expect?

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Lynchon

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>>84235648
;)

>>84235718
A bunch of Twin Peaks cast members showing up here and there

>>84235775
same could be said about any Lynch film

>>84235739
>2011
>dabbing
shygdy

>>84235784
has any other director retain the amount of actors lynch does?

>>84235839
ideally directors recast actors they know but I can't think of any off the bat that have had more than Lynch has

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What's your favorite twin peaks quote?

>"This is a fucking fine piece of fucking bread-ass bread!"

Rhonda best girl.

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A cute maid appears!

>>84236013
"did you" when Bobby asked Jacobi if he killed anyone.

>>84235556

Well, Booper and his friend maybe, but I think he already knows where to go anyway.

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Just seen the Bosnian bootleg theater cam. She kills Richard Horne in the next episode.

>>84236013

>This is where we LIVE, Shelly!

>>84236013
Whats in it? Brie? Butter?

>>84236013
>Do you know what this reminds me of? m-m-m-ms down the by river

>>84236242
Both! it's in-cred-i-ble.

>>84236208
Can't believe the most alpha new character gets killed by a fish.

>>84236435
>alpha

did you even watch the scene with Red?

>>84235542
>not realizing that Belushi and co will go after him only to get their asses kicked horribly by Coop and the FBI when they show up later

Bets on whether Patrick Fischler will show up again?

>>84236567
Next episode since the midget assassin failed.

>>84233929
You think about that, Tammy.

Rewatching season 1 of Twin Peaks.

Can't believe people want the new series to be like this. What we're getting is so much better.

>>84236610
I just want more Washington. Nevada is too sunny.

>>84236610
lol its pretty good but no

>What we're getting is so much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVrMsKlZlcQ

>>84236610
season 1>season 3 (so far)>season 2 finale>fwwm Q2 edit>season 2 first half>fwwm original edit>season 2 second half
this ranking is from frost and lynch

>>84236689
this was great

>>84234098
¿nombre?

>>84236689
>not liking green onions

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>>84236770
>new twin peaks episode ends
>"what did i think of it?"
>quickly log on to post-episode discussion thread on /r/twinpeaks
>open up .txt file named "plebbit" where you've carefully catalogued every upvoted comment regarding a dislike or complaint since the premiere
>open up new tab
>/tpg/
>begin typing comment while referring to your open notepad, and claim all of those scenes are the best in the episode/series
>click post
>"feels so good to be a patrician"
>repeat every sunday night

>>84236935
i watch it with my girlfriend on sundays after work and then we discuss it with each other for a bit before i get on here. its our favorite show :3

>>84236956
Can confirm, I am his girlfriend. But I like discussing it a lot more with our bull t.b.h.

>>84237012
yeah ok bro

>>84237012
bull here
diz shit make no moothefuckin sense yo
like I be grind dis white bitch up and down and be lookin a that big ol flatscreen whitboi bought

all the shit purple evething lok like a gooddamn stream is stutterin and shit and cant her shit over lil bitch moanin and screamin for more

but whtvr youll white people like dis shit

that little nigger with shank waz da shit do boi that bitch didnt see shitz com yo

>>84236935
Kek

This is at least half of /tpg/ in a nutshell tbdesu. Some people here live for being contrarian.

I liked the sweeping scene, though.

So what's with the lodge spirits and electricity?

le judy

>>84237151
Have you watched Lain? Its basically the same deal.

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Cooper is the Hegelian World Spirit – driving out to Twin Peaks on reconnaissance. It is indeed a wonderful sensation to see such an individual, who, concentrated here at a single point, driving a car, reaches out over the world and masters it ... this extraordinary man, whom it is impossible not to admire.

>>84234112
Thanks for the late night laugh

Has the Twin Peaks sign been in the new season at all yet?

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>>84233929
>that head tilt

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Imagine being Leo in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Windom Earle, you fuckin' fine, all smart with your little flute and horrific deadly chess game. I would totally serve you, both in slavery and with my own free will." when all he really wants to do is pick up another pair of new shoes. Like seriously imagine having to be Leo and not only sit in that cabin while Windom Earle flaunts his disgusting black teeth in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hair and leathery skin, and just sit there, hour after hour, while he perfected that song. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone he spies on tells him he's VERY DANGEROUS and DAMN, WINDOM EARLE PLAYS CHESS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him don another disguise into someone you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Shelly and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Twin Peaks. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to listen to the plan to invade the "Black Lodge (for that is what the Dugpas call it)", the Lodge he worked so hard trying to find with Project Blue Book. And then Windom calls for another paper mache chess piece, and you know you could kill every transient he brings in this room before he could shock you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Leo. You're not going to lose your future spider watching career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84235147
Haven't seen anyone say it here but he has aged well desu. Looks barely older

reminder that everything on twin peaks has a scientific explanation

>>84236208
Footbros, are these the best new feet so far?

>>84237682
leave it to based STEMfags to save the day

>>84237682
even the aliens?

>>84237682
How did the fish get in the percolator?

>>84238144
Andrew

>>84233879
Frost is a pretty terrible writer desu senpai. But at least Lynch can work around it and make it good.

hey /tpg just finished season one and it was great it probably gets asked a lot but I heard season two is pretty rough
should I skip it and go straight to FWWM or is it worth it?

>>84239188
Yes. You can skip FWWM too.

>>84239188
the finale of season 2 is worth watching. FWWM is honestly kind of boring to. Its really up to you if you want to take the risk and watch it all or not. I don't regret it.

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Post something cuter
PROTIP: You can't

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>>84239444

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Just going to leave this here

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>>84239444

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>>84239444
Ignore the worst girl on the left

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>>84239444
Your move

>>84239570
Crop away the left

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Beware!

Don't trust this face!

Her real name is Karoline Liesel, a German spy!

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>>84239841
She is not a German spy! She is a cute!

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>>84239896
I'm sorry anon. Ive seen her birth records.

born April 22, 1967 Augsburg, West Germany
Karoline Liesel daughter of Helmut Liesel.

Sent to the USA on an reconnaissance mission. You fell right into her trap.

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>>84239987
She is born in Germany and is 166 cm "tall" so she is CUTE

>>84240052
Crowe > Montoya

>>84240052
I don't like this

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>>84240062
Nah

test

>>84234852
>implying dougiecoop isn't white lodge coop

He passed through the waiting room and came out the other side infantilised and innocent. Judging by Windom Earle's description in S2 Coop has already reached the white lodge.

>>84240015
shes also dying of leukopenia which is kind of sad.

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>>84240405
so coop passed the sweeping test?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

>>84240052
>naked woman x clothed man
This is the opposite of good.

>>84240405
he strikes like a cobra m8

>>84234373
That's from ep2 you mong

>>84234423
Could've just been for health reasons, sometimes it's necessary due to deformity.

Why has nobody called a doctor on the obvious stroke victim, is American healthcare so fucked they'd charge you for that?

>>84234581
Yet Robert Engels co-wrote FWWM with Lynch, and it's better than the original by 100x

>dude the lore
go back to fucking Star Wars or something.

>>84235198
No

>>84240940
its a tv show, its for plot reasons

>>84240940

Yes. Many Americans carry cards, or wear bracelets, with a "DO NOT TREAT" message on them so if they are incapacitated or unconscious, they won't get taken to hospital and charged $80,000 for the ambulance ride

>>84241109
legit can't tell if you're joking

>>84240652
2bh the sweeping should have been another senor droolcup/bank clerk getting water/old guy doing something agonizingly slowly kino scene

>>84240965
Lore ties directly into the atmosphere and the characterization, you fucking dunce.

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I miss Coop so much

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>>84239444

Literally just finished the second episode (pt.2) of The Return.

Lynch's live music in a bar scenes are just incredible. James walked in with that music playing and actually gave the best performance in the two episodes next to Matthew Lillith(sp?).

>foorrrr the last timeeeeeeee


Hit me right in the gut. Beautiful.

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thoughts on my jacket?

>>84241595
Two thumbs up "damn good" if you will

>>84241595
looks cool but I'd change those white highlights on the drapes to something more muted, it's cloth, not chrome

>>84241595
that shit is fire, good work. would totally buy one of these

>>84241595
as redit as it gets

>>84241769
crab bucket

>>84241715
those are Bob's cum stains

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>>84241595
biggest upboat of the day

>>84241188
People with terminal illnesses use them

>>84241926
if they're terminal, why would they mind getting in debt?

>>84241844
Only 15 year olds think 4chan is better than reddit, I felt the same way 12 years ago. You'll grow out of it anon

Now I'm up to date, I have some questions

>>84241959
They don't want to be brought back because they don't want to keep suffering, but they won't commit suicide. Nothing to do with healthcare or debt that guy was memeing

>Simply watching the new Twin Peaks on your TV is not good enough, David Lynch declared last night at the first theatrical screening of the new series (Parts 1 & 2) in Italy, an event organized by the Lucca Film Festival.

>"For me, the key to why Twin Peaks changed television is because we see it as a film, not a TV show. One film broken into 18 parts. … A beautiful picture and beautiful sound. And I would like to tell you and ask you to tell you friends and your friends around the world, that when you see Twin Peaks on a television, or a computer, or even worse, a telephone, you are not hearing the full soundtrack."

>The director is not implying you have to wait until an 18-hour theatrical release, so don’t cancel Showtime and throw out that 4K Ultra HD Smart TV yet. There’s a simple way to completely immerse yourself.

>"I recommend getting whatever screen you’re looking at as close to your eyes as you can get, and use headphones. Turn the lights down. And then you have a chance of getting into a new world."

>>84241985
Alright. You can begin by asking them.

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>>84233929
hnnnng

>>84241715
THE CHROME REFLECTS OUR IMAGE

>>84234299
"Quiet down!"

Is Lynch a hack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzcQv9G1tdo

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>>84241973
>tfw literally the same age and completely disagree
Reddit has its merits, but it is infinitely more cringe-inducing than 4chan. 4chan is full of shitposts, but they aren't physically painful to read 90% of the time.

>>84242337
Damn, I forgot how great BB was, how can Lynch even compete?

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>tfw you write a self-insert just so you can kiss the cutest girl on the show

>>84236128
>>84240015
How do you think, what kind of sex Josie and Laura had? Did they use only tongues and fingers on each others, or maybe Josie wore strap-on to dominate Laura completely?

WE ARE COMING DOWN TO TAKE YOU OFF THE HARVESTER. ALL SPOTTERS ARE ORDERED TO COMPLY.

>>84242761
I'm sorry but Laura isn't for lewd

>>84242874
But Josie x Laura is canon

Dougie Jones

two rules of /tpg/

1. We do not talk about Judy
2. We take the Lynchings and ask for seconds

>>84242678
apparently he wasn't the one who wrote the script. I wonder if he bribed them off screen.

>>84243135
...

Judy?

>>84243228
watch FFWWM

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>>84235735

>>84243333
nice trips

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>>84243375
they are quads.

the power of pynchon is in me

>>84235735
looks like one of my local gas station attendants

>>84243462
pls get tommy ruggles autograph

>>84235839
Bergman

NEW

>>84243471
>>84243471
>>84243471

>>84243402
GR > V > Against the Day > Mason & Dixon > The Crying of Lot 49 > Bleeding Edge > Vineland > Inherent Vice > Slow Learner

>>84234534
> Josie that high over Laura and Annie

get off the pc harry, you have cancer

>>84234534
Donna>fwwm donna

>>84234814
>an character
oh anon...