My friends

you pay taxes to no one

>>84150922
You pay taxes to no one
>>84150947
For fucks sake

THEY TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

>Friends
Fucking normalfags.

You pay taxes to no one.

>>84150922
...why didn't you just call the eagles?

>>84150981
You got it wrong. It's

>THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS! TWO EYES, EN GARDE!

you pay taxes to no one

>>84151028
Nazgul

In the end your friends will always let you down. Family: they're the only ones you can depend on.

>>84150981
>They're farming on the Osgiliath fields in clear violation of the Mordor-Gondor peace agreement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAlt4Sfl7Q

I don't care how stupid this is, I laugh every time.

Gandaaalf!

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you bow to Norman

you have to pay the exiting-gondor tax before you leave. Here's the form.

uhh its so simple
the line is you bow to no one
how do you fuck something like that up?

Why did Hackson have to cuck everything up?
Book Aragorn would snot his nose at the faggot from the movies

>>84150922
We're going to build a wall to Valinor and the Noldor are going to pay for it!

>>84151180
yeeeeeeeeeeahh

Why does he sing? is he autistic?

>>84151480
Yes dude, autistic people are known best for singing a lot.

>>84151480
He hates men, he is a sleeping agent of elves.

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Smee! Take your men down the left flank!
Maymen! Follow the flight plan down the centre.
Dr. Pavel,get on board right after I call Itin.
Forth and fear no Hotheads!

Arise, arise, Agents of Bill Wilson! Masks shall be pulled off, planes shall be crashed. . .
A big day, a painful day AND THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

FLY NOW, FLY NOW, FLY, FLY FOR GOTHAM AND FOR YOU!

BAAAAAAANE!
BAAAAAAAAAAAANE!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

FORTH REDDITORS!

Fuck you all, I love LotR.

Keep your ebin memes in /b/ where they belong you sad, repetitive cunts. Fucking idiots.

>>84152039
we all love LotR

until it gets ruined by Disney or whoever

>>84152039
Memes like these are not negative, they are done in jest, out of love.

>>84152039
>>84152086
>>84152124
I hate the movies. And you would too if you read the books or just would lay off the capeshit re--it

>>84152039
I always jokingly deride what I love.

Get your cunt out of your ass, fag.

>>84152175
That's nice.

>>84152039
>waaah stop talking about things i like!
grow up you petulant manchild

>>84152198
Suppose you've got a point there. I keep calling Transformers CGI trash movies but they keep making 'em
Guess I should just grow up and stop being a manchild

>>84151247
Book Aragorn also had fuck all characterization and development.

>>84152175

>MUH SOURCE MATERIAL
>I REQUIRE A WORD FOR WORD COPY OF SOMETHING I'VE READ RATHER THAN A UNIQUE ADAPTATION THAT TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE VISUAL MEDIUM

Stop. Just stop.

>>84152382
>Transformers
>trash
>LotR
>good
Jesus Christ even redditors would call you reddit

Did Feanor actually lust for his niece?

>>84152382
leave and never return

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I will now place my troops in Hobbiton to guard against Orc invasions

your internet activities will also be monitored

>>84152532
>reddit space
>raging because I criticised Lord of the Reddit
>making up a strawman because I'm right with my assumptions about you
That's 3 for 3 man. Be my guest enjoy the movies like I care. I'm just telling you you wouldn't if you weren't a reddit capeshit connoisseur

>>84152535
>reddit reddit reddit
>>>/b/

And fucking stay there

My friends...bow to me, your new almighty King. All will tremble before me and worship me as creator. Now that Sauron is out of the way nothing will halt my world conquest. Valinor is going down!

>>84152851
It's yelling Timber

>>84151480
The world is literally made of music, singing is as close as mortals get to divinity in Arda.

>>84152663
>63▶
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kek

>>84153040
>the absolute state of your existence
kek