/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>84063040
give me back my man

FIRST FOR DUGGIE BTFO MIDGET

Coffee is just hot bean water

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lets make the first 50 posts of this thread pointless by reposting the same old memes and shit from last thread

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Fuck you, OP

What did that guy yell at the end in the diner?

>Gordon sees Dougie being a hero on TV
calling it now

Reminder that Lynch using the same theme tune as the original series is fan service.

>>84063092
"Anyone see Bing?" or something. Bing was played by one of Lynch's son who apparently was one of the guys on stage when Richard was doing his stuff in the bar.

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>>84063083
Fuck you, anon

So who thinks Coop snaps out of it next episode and we have to wait two weeks to see what comes next?

>>84063122
>"Anyone see Bing?"

Great, more product placement.

>>84063133
Itll be episode 9, the strawpoll was definitely on track

>>84063133
at this pace, it'll probably be the last episode

Fuck (you) >>84063118

>>84063040
I think Lynch going from 8 to 18 episodes forced some filler. So far this season feels like FWWM with the deleted scenes intact: long cuts and slow dialogue (every scene in Twin Peaks PD), and Dougie Jones arc being about the actual Dougie Jones and not Cooper. I think this will be like season 2: a long, padded season with 10/10 episodes. But i'm sure those 10/10 episodes will be Maddy murder tier good.

>>84063118
>Using the theme song as the theme song is fan service

>>84063118
Of course it is

Otherwise why change the opening sequence and not the theme as well

>>84063184
Fuck, this was for >>84062787

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>Do you have coffee?
>No.
>Brings out fully-prepared coffee
Diane, you've still got it!

>>84063192
Nah see the 'people' in this general think Lynch 'doesn't do fan service'.
They also think Twin Peaks is made in Lynch's perfect vision, an 'argument' that is so easily BTFO that there is no point even discussing it.

>>84063184
Lynch is the one that wanted the more episodes. Why would he threaten to walk if the episode count wasn't raised if he was just going to make most of it filler?

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List of crimes we can possibly confirm so far by DoppleCoop after he left the lodge;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, who later runs the kid over with the truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped and probably beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge
>Probably murdered Annie

Briggs is one hundred percent. The Diane stuff was obvious after this episode. I don't know how people can be confused about it. Audrey rape is probably a solid 90% true, their kid turned out to be a real bastard but he is half evil dopplganger so. Annie is pure speculation, but I think it will come out that her murdered her, and probably raped her as well.

>>84063192
To include the Black Lodge imagery.

>>84063217
>I don't have any cigarettes either
>while she smokes a cigarette
I think it would be interesting if she was always a cunt to everyone except Cooper. Like Cooper was her soul mate and she was only happy around him or when listening to his tapes.

>>84063154
>at this pace, it'll probably be the last episode
I don't care. As long as there's one thwarted Ike the Spike attempt per episode, the series will have been a success to me.

>>84063217
wait fuck

was he actually talking to diane throuhg his recorder thing all those times? i always thought that he was just a little fuckin nuts and used diane as a placeholder.

Fuck im retarded

>>84063280
There were two times when Diane sent something to him when he was in Twin Peaks.

>>84063252
>Thinks that Tabasco sauce is HOT

>>84063290
For real? fuck man my comprehension is shit

kek Ike BTFO

>>84063118
>The fact that the show is called "Twin Peaks", was directed by David Lynch and includes a few characters from the old series is fan service.

>>84063298
Might have only been one time now that I think about it but it was two things. First was earplugs because the Norwegians were being too noisy for Cooper to sleep. The second was back issues of Flesh World where they eventually find a picture of Ronette.

He also asks her to look into houses for purchase in Twin Peaks in the pilot I think.

>>84063217
>Bad Coop destroyed his relationship with Diane
Even though she was barely a character until a couple weeks ago, that's a bit sad.

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>Harold Smiss

Who is this Harold Smiss character?

This song was tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO9ovdJ5WA

>>84063338
Who took this picture?

The FBI is going to see Dougie Coop on the News and go grab him as a result

>>84063219
Actually I can see an argument that the theme tune was forced by Showtime, because Lynch does get easily bullied by networks into amending this 'perfect vision' of his.

/tpg/ theme

https://youtu.be/c9y-n9B_XUM

>>84063335
The question is why he possibly wanted to meet her though. Yes, they might have fugged, etc., but why did Bad Coop want to go see her in the first place? Was it to get back some tapes that he had sent her?

>>84063083

>when you realize that the reason Lynch never revealed Diane on ABC because he wasn't allowed to use the word "fuck"

>>84063232
I'm thought the original pitch was 8 or 9 episodes. Did he disclosed why he was about to walk out of the project? You can see even in this finished product that money was lacking.

>Lynch reads /tpg/ and sees people bitching about having to watch scenes with no point
>"okay, fine then"
>"this week ill make em watch a guy sweep up peanuts for five minutes while green onions plays in the background"
>"and they won't be able to stop watching in case something might happen"


Talk shit, get hit.

>>84063366
Special Agent Pho Toshop

>>84063345
Better Call Saul used it, albeit a very faithful cover, in season 2.

The Breaking Bad '''''''''''homages''''''''''' continue!

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>>84063366
You know already

>>84063343
The shut-in Laura gave her diary to. I think she gave him the diary in FWWM, but I'm p. sure he was in the original series as well.

>>84063381
I guess to sever their relationship so she wouldn't go looking for him afterward.

I'm a retard, why did they let Coop go

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>>84063366

: )

>>84063419
He threatened the warden with revealing some compromising info about him.

There they are Albert, faces of stone.

>>84063419

He blackmailed the warden because he, or BOB, knew about a murder the warden had committed in the past.

>>84063434
I feel like it was probably child rape or something

>>84063381
Probably because he's a sadistic murder spirit that exists to consume pain and suffering, and what better way to gather huge quantities of both by raping someone who cared for the real Dale a great deal?

Does anyone remember exactly what not-Coop said about the dog leg and the dog it came from having 3 other legs? That whole conversation was pretty weird.

>>84063449

Seemed like a murder over a woman or girlfriend, but it could have been that too yeah.

>>84063413
Wasn't the official story that "Special Agent Dale Cooper disappeared"? If he's going to likely have the FBI looking for him, I doubt he would fear a lady in a bad wig going after him.

Is it now 2 weeks before the next episode?

>>84063149
Since they're giving us a 2 week break after episode 8, im betting we're getting him back on episode 8 as a cliff hanger

>>84063381

BOB feeds off human suffering, the greatest way for DoppleCoop to generated suffering and torment is to torture and abuse the people who loved the real Cooper who won't understand why he's doing this to them.

>>84063493
Episode 8 airs June 25th
Episode 9 airs July 9th

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>>84063441
>tfw Diane and Cole were having an affair behind Coop's back

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Who the fuck is this nigga

>>84063335
>25 years have been stolen from him and he's now the old man he saw in his dream all the way back in season 1
>he couldn't save Annie
>his best friends are either sick and dying, dead, or have had their relationships with him completely severed
>the entire world thinks he's a serial killing crime lord
>and now a manlet is out for his blood
Fuck, I never thought I'd say this, but I really want Coop to die. Seeing what a wreck his life has become is horrible and thinking that he might have to adopt Dougie's life to get even a semblance of happiness back is just as depressing. The best possible scenario is for him to sacrifice himself and go out in a blaze of glory. Just put him out of his misery already.

>badge

My sides

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YOURE BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84063516
Black lodge spirit, but not the same one we saw in the jail cell in episode 2

>>84063516

Re-watch episode one.

>>84063523
He knew the risks of the job when he signed for it.

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>>84063516

As somebody who works in a prison I can guarantee that there is no way that any guard would deliver a cryptic message about a strawberry to the governor. You'd just think the "guest" was nuts or taking the piss. Lynch really dropped the ball on this one and failed to deliver his usual realistic drama. Very disappointing.

>>84063555
Yeah, I'm sure that the possibility of being trapped in a different dimension while a doppelganger takes over your life is written on page one of the FBI training handbook.

>>84063122
FUCKING THANK YOU. All over the internet people keep saying he said "Billy" even though he clearly says Bing and Bing is in the fucking credits.

>>84063558
I saw him as soon as he entered the frame when Cindy was talking on the phone and was wondering if it was just some random person in the background or not. Still wondering what part he's going to play but he seems like someone orchestrating stuff in the background even outside the South Dakota stuff.

>>84063536
Ben

>>84063468
Basically he said there's some kind of dead men switch and the three legs will be sent along with a message to someone. Who knows, maybe the dog was "Mr Strawberry". Still don't know who's Joel McClusky.

>>84063392
even Jean looks up at the camera to see what the fuck is going on

>>84063338
bitchin

>>84063523

There's another path.

>Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there! You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up in the Black Lodge. Well I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do!

>>84063370
Or Hawk/Truman is going to call the FBI and tell them about what they found. Ben might even tell them about the missing key that was mailed to the hotel.

>>84063618
What's really maddening is that the sweeping dude missed a bit on the right side of the screen and he probably won't even go back to sweep it up too.

>>84063516
Mr. Tojamura

>>84063122
He's the one playing guitar in episode 5. He looks just like Lynch when he was young. In that episode he wasn't credited as Bing though. I didn't see him in this episode so why was he credited as a character we never saw? Was he the guy that walks in and sits down at the very end? Seems like Lynch just put a throwaway line at the end to give his son a role and a paycheck.

>>84063585
HE KNEW THE RISKS OF THE JOB WHEN HE SIGNED FOR IT.

>>84063298

Don't feel bad I think that most people would have that impression at first but eventually he says things that indicate she is real

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>Still no Dick
Lynch really dropped the ball

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>>84063516
Lewis

>>84063711
>when you can only draw one face

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Who is this?

I knew DoppleCoop would hurt Diane, and I was pretty sure we were going to find out he murdered Annie shortly after getting out of the lodge, but I never saw this Audrey rape thing coming.

>>84063745
Tom. A supposedly new character.

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>>84063633

>>84063745
a sick dude that is about to get cucked

>>84063745
Wokjak

>>84063745

I thought it was Leo at first :(

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some superior feetkino

>>84063745
Goddamn, I thought it might be Harry when his wife was coming home and talked with the nurse. What a cock tease

>>84063397
Wow a 50s diner plays a song that usually is played in 50s diners. Let's connect it arbitrarily to Breaking Bad

>>84063788
Same.

>>84063580
I know this is bait, but come on. Almost every show/movie messes up shit about every career field. Technology, the legal system, and law enforcement are all particularly bad, even when most people think they're being done in a realistic manner.

>>84063793
Can you explain the feet fetish thing? I genuinely want to understand the appeal.

>>84063580
what if they were around the water cooler a few hours later and the guy said "hey baws, some guy said somefin bout a strawberry or somefin heh"... seems possible

>>84063815
Some feet are beautifully shaped and it would feel great to rub em on your dick

>>84063815

It's something you are born with. It's a bug, essentially. Although a relatively benign one.

>>84063252
He didn't kill Briggs in the fire. The fire was the kind that "consumes but does not burn" ( I can't remember who said this but it was talked about) and was kept in the lodge until Evil Cooper had a use for him (probably to manufacture Dougie). He cut his head off in the lodge and that's why Coop saw his head floating there. That's why his body was still in its 40s and had only been dead for a few days.

>>84063807
The character getting out of his jail cell in a leather coat then walking by all the other cells while a guard lights the way is a bit meh though. The fact that like three different guards are involved in this as well. If they wanted to make it look like he escaped they would have done it differently.

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>He still thinks Bob is the biggest threat on the show

>>84063859
Time passes in the Lodge though. Cooper and Laura both aged. So it couldn't have been the Lodge that we've seen, it had to have been some other place. Maybe the purple room or something.

>>84063252
He probably raped Garland Briggs too.

The amount of Lynch defending itt is getting out of control. I'm genuinely surprised people haven't yet done what they normally do, and blame it all on Mark Frost.

>>84063893
>He probably raped Garland Briggs too.
Anything that moves.

This is gonna be the best summer in my life.

>>84063859

Jesus, you are confused about multiple things.

>>84063252
>Raped Audrey Horne

Makes the Billy Zane arc even more pointless than it already was. What's even the reason for thinking he raped Audrey? Annie would have been in intensive care as well and we don't know what happened to her. Dopplecoop looking for the ring seems more likely.

>>84063896
Lynch, like Bill Cosby, did nothing wrong though.

laura dern is literally one of the best actresses ever

>>84063397
iirc it was also used in the movie sleepwalkers which starred madchen amick

>>84063903
He raped Harry and gave him AIDS, which he is currently dying from.

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>>84063906
Audrey wouldn't have had the ring. I'm not sold on the Audrey rape but why exactly would not-Coop visit her while she's in a coma?

>>84063917
Yes

>>84061999
But then the gifted/damned people who can see BOB are able to see Coop. I can see that being the case.

>>84063392
I needed that break after all the shit that happened in this episode and who doesn't like Green onions?

>>84063903
A lot of actors can't pull off evil characters, but Dennis Hopper was almost too believable as Frank Booth.

>>84063934
Also how would he even get away with raping a coma patient in a hospital with nobody knowing?

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>>84063906
>What's even the reason for thinking he raped Audrey?

She was in a coma. The doctor saw Cooper near her room sneaking out of the hospital. The son she had from the rape is the Horne in the show that runs over the kid and gets a coin teleported into his mouth.

None of this is confirmed yet, except for the fact that he is a Horne, but it seems likely now.

>>84063896
People are very kind in their opinions and give him the benefit of the doubt more often than not. It's only because he's earned it though.

>>84063934
I think Hayward just brought up Audrey as a reason for why Cooper would have been at the hospital, but he was probably there to find the ring. How else would he have gotten it back?

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>>84063951

>>84063964

She ain't telling nobody dude.

>>84063951
BABY WANTS TO FUCK

>>84063924
>madchen
I hope there's a Mr Tojamura character called Mad Chen this season.

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>>84063934
>Audrey wouldn't have had the ring. I'm not sold on the Audrey rape but why exactly would not-Coop visit her while she's in a coma?

Annie had the ring and we see it get stolen by a nurse in The Missing Pieces. We know Dopplecoop obtained the ring. It makes more sense to think he went to see Annie looking for the ring.

It's hard to inconspicuously rape someone who is in intensive care after an explosion, and we know it's not after hours since Doc Hayward is still up and you could expect the Horne family to be there for Audrey.

But it's Lynch. Maybe Dopplecoop went on a right bender before leaving Twin Peaks, but I think we'd have heard more about it by now in S3 if he had.

>>84063633
essentially, yes. Hawk said that those who enter the Lodge contend with the Dweller on the Threshold in order to emerge perfected. The material, worldly losses he suffered won't matter much to him at that point.

>it's another painful week of existence and waiting episode
should've go full fargo s3 mode with that one and watch the whole 18 hours kino in september, fml

>>84063896

There are two types of Twin Peaks fans, the ones that thought FWWM and Inland Empire were great movies, and the kind who just want "comfy."

>>84063707
the expensive Rolex watch that Andy has was a gift from him in my head canon

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>People were actually starting to doubt this series

Last night was perfect.

>>84064027
>Last night
Fug, time passes.

>>84064021

This made me smile, also kind of makes sense.

>>84064010
I'm having a lot of fun in these threads. I would have hated to miss out on them.

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>>84063707

post yfw Lynch gets a young actor to do a terrible impression of Dick

>>84063905
Confused about a plot that none of us know the end to? I'm speculating, fool. How else do you explain Briggs body being young and recently deceased? He clearly wasn't killed in a fire like Bobby said because his body wasn't burned. Let's see your explanation

>>84064005
>but I think we'd have heard more about it by now in S3 if he had

There's no reason to.

He kills Garland and burns down his office. He was the last one seen with Garland but everyone trusted Cooper so they assume it was someone else who it the fire.

He visits Diane and rapes and abuses her, she never tells anyone and never calls the cops because he was her trusted friend and she doesn't understand what happened.

He rapes Audrey in the hospital while she's in a coma. She has no idea it happens and until she comes out of the coma (which is not even confirmed she ever did) no one knows about this either. If she had a son from it 9 months later they don't know who the father is.

Annie he probably tortured and raped and then murdered because Coop loved her most of all. He dumps the body in some sewer or in the woods somewhere and it never gets found. She just disappears.

I just can't come to terms that the sense of agency is completely removed from everything Coop/Dougie is up to.

In the first two seasons Coop, even when guided by the lodge spirits, the one jumping into action and initiating events which was the defining trait of his character. Pure love of investigative action on any level. He was human agency incarnate.

And now, even when he was still in the lodge at the start of the season, he's reduced to sleepwalking around following vague clues given to him by whoever is directing him around, MIKE or the fucking tree or whatever else. Literally some eyeless spirit showed him how to get out of the other plane of existence and then he's following blinking lights ever since.
No doubt Lynch is doing it on purpose, but just like his trademark long and slow shots this whole spiel is taking too long for comfort.

And without a doubt Coop will be in Dougie mode until the end of the season following endless vague clues.

>>84063793
She was weird shaped feet, but I bet David likes that. He probably faps to Krysten Ritter.

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Post best girl

I thouht Doppelcoop was acting really awkward when he vomited the creamcorn but the moment he got out and spoke to his buddy he felt normal again to me.

>>84064100

No. You are confused about multiple things we already know, not things we don't know.

>>84063592
When he immediately came into view, a drone started.

>>84063893
Too bad he couldn't rape young beautiful Coop because he was in his body already.

>>84064144
I'd give anything for a sex scene, cmon Lynch deliver those Milf titties

anyone got a FWWM torrent link?

>>84064113

You sit in a chair for 25 years in a time distorted hell dimension, get sent to a purple castle floating in space, travel through an electric socket, and see how focused you are when you get out.

>>84064109

Honestly it would be awesome if all of that were true.

People have this mistaken notion that TP was a comfy show about a small town with quirky characters when in fact it covered some really fucked up shit.

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>>84063040
>not Fuck You ___ edition

>>84064109
>He rapes Audrey in the hospital while she's in a coma. She has no idea it happens and until she comes out of the coma (which is not even confirmed she ever did) no one knows about this either. If she had a son from it 9 months later they don't know who the father is.

While I don't put it past Lynch it seems unlikely given the connection between Dopplecoop and the ring.

>Annie he probably tortured and raped and then murdered because Coop loved her most of all. He dumps the body in some sewer or in the woods somewhere and it never gets found. She just disappears.

When though? She was in hospital and Dopplecoop didn't wait around long enough for her to be released. She'd also be under some degree of police surveillance because Harry&co would want to know what happened in the Lodge.

If Annie went missing from hospital and was never seen again the same night Dopplecoop took his leave it would raise a lot of suspicion.

>>84063345
With Madchen Amick in the center of the shot, I thought it might be a reference to -

https://youtu.be/yIFpH9-Svuk

>>84064219
The show literally starts with: ''She's dead wrapped in plastic" though

>>84064183
Its on the internet

>>84064219
>women getting raped
>awesome
Ugh, no, just no, I can't even

So seriously, what the fuck IS the ring? It's made of a piece of the Formica table, it has some property that makes the person who wears it unable to be possessed, it time travels, but it also fucking causes Chester Desmond to disappear?
And why did Dougie have it?

>>84064230

The timeline is fuzzy enough to allow for those things.

Bear in mind Doppelcoop/BOB is not your garden variety serial killer and can pull some paranormal strings to get shit done.

If he wanted to have his way with Audrey all he needed to do is walk into the hospital and do some electric mojo to turn off the lights/feed for 10 minutes and so on.

And Annie he didn't need to kill right away. He could've sat on that idea for years, even decades before getting around to it.

>>84064230

The thing you have to remember is Cooper WAS one of the people protecting her, and everyone trusted him and knew that he loved her, and to everyone that really was Cooper who got out of the lodge. There are hundreds of different ways he could have abducted her and killed her, everyone would at the time trust whatever version of events he told to the police. He was an FBI agent, their friend, and basically a purely good person.

>>84064280
One ring to rule them all

One ring to find them

And IN THE DARKNESS BIND EM

>>84064275

An evil spirit doing actually evil things is way better than him just mugging for the camera making a spooky face.

The same spirit that possessed a guy for decades until he had a kid so he could rape the kid while possessing the father.

Hello 4chan Friends. Please remember to get Skype for your technological devices! Including iOS and Android.

>>84064088
I would have MUCH preferred if Michael Cera acted exactly like Dick Tremaine and Andy and Lucy were too oblivious to realize who his real father is. It would have been just as silly and a nice nod to that storyline.

>>84064324
Yeah, Bob just did ugly faces for the camera, it's not like he killed Laura and Maddie or anything

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>>84063928

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>>84064144
correct

>>84064349
perhaps disney star wars is more your speed

>>84064336
Was vast overuse of Skype a part of your perfect vision, David?

>>84064394
Why is she so perfect

>>84064298
>Bear in mind Doppelcoop/BOB is not your garden variety serial killer and can pull some paranormal strings to get shit done.
>If he wanted to have his way with Audrey all he needed to do is walk into the hospital and do some electric mojo to turn off the lights/feed for 10 minutes and so on.

Bob's previous rapes never included that kind of thing.

>And Annie he didn't need to kill right away. He could've sat on that idea for years, even decades before getting around to it.

That doesn't correlate with him acquiring the ring, since we know it was stolen from Annie.

>>84064308
>The thing you have to remember is Cooper WAS one of the people protecting her, and everyone trusted him and knew that he loved her, and to everyone that really was Cooper who got out of the lodge. There are hundreds of different ways he could have abducted her and killed her, everyone would at the time trust whatever version of events he told to the police. He was an FBI agent, their friend, and basically a purely good person.

Given that Hawk&co have brought up both Cooper and Annie, you'd think someone might have said "btw Annie died and Coop was the last person to see her", we know Dooplecoop left Twin Peaks very quickly and the last person he saw was Briggs. The window for him to murder Annie is incredibly small if we assume it happened before he went missing.

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>>84064349
t. Cuck McCuck

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>>84064419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpZaOb5D8r8

>>84063516
Clearly it's Jerry Horne. He got too high in the woods, got lost and ended up walking to South Dakota.

>>84064084
>"I want to Lynch the whole world"

Denise Bryson and Shelly Johnson having a chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nu4TkzzP80

>>84064454
MUUUUUUHHHHH

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>>84064109
I can see all of this but the Diane part.

Seems most likely that before going to TP real Coop slept with Diane. Explains why he's really talkative on the tapes but she probably fell for him hard and then lost her shit when he just disappears and the FBI has no idea where he went.

She would have been able to tell Cooper's heart isn't there anymore or whatever before she saw him in prison. The other telltale thing is that Evil Cooper says the right thing (minus that fuck up with Cole) but without emotion or tone. So he says the right things (last time Cooper saw her was at her place and Cooper would never forget that night) but it comes off as cold.

>>84064454
I hope you're banned for posting this filthy degenerate jew funded race mixing propaganda

>>84064507
https://youtu.be/f4ut0K3Eeso

Through the closeness of her house's pad
The niece longs to be
One bus back between two towns
Missoula, back with ye

>>84063788
So did I anon, even the controlling nature seemed to fit

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>>84064519
>Audrey with season 1 hair

>>84064537
>user was banned for this post

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>yfw you realize the sweeping scenes represents David sweeping away the plebs who gave up on the new season

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>>84064537

>>84064566
You mean Pilot hair

>>84063075
And steak is just cow that's been dead for days then set on fire

>>84064431
>That doesn't correlate with him acquiring the ring, since we know it was stolen from Annie

The nurse stole the ring.

>Given that Hawk&co have brought up both Cooper and Annie, you'd think someone might have said "btw Annie died and Coop was the last person to see her", we know Dooplecoop left Twin Peaks very quickly and the last person he saw was Briggs. The window for him to murder Annie is incredibly small if we assume it happened before he went missing.

We still don't know if she's dead or alive. All we know is she was who Cooper loved most, so DoppleCoop would have wanted to hurt her the most. He was protecting her and everyone trusted him, if he wanted to kill her it would have been as easy as saying he wanted to move her to a location to protect her, everyone would have helped him. Later he just reports her missing, then disappears. Or instead disappears then then just abducts her a year later and her disappearance never gets solved.

Maybe she's even still alive, who knows. My bet is she disappeared 20+ years ago shortly after "Cooper" got out of the lodge and her disappearance was never solved. DoppleCoop will probably tell Cooper (assuming he ever recovers) about how he raped and killed her to torture him.

>>84064569
This joke was already made. Downvoted.

>>84064603
Water is just ice juice

>>84064336
Also buy a Rolex for Andy.

I hope (with this episode) they're been paying David's salary soon.

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>>84063896
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>84064519

That version is possible sure. But she doesn't seem like someone who is just mad that she loved him and he disappeared. She acts like someone who had a trusted friend and probably lover show up to her house and do awful things to her that she is still traumatized about two decades later. He destroyed her.

>>84064607
>The nurse stole the ring.

Yeah, and Dopplecoop gets the ring somehow. If he went into intensive care looking instead of raping Audrey then things make much more sense. He left town quickly, he'd have to have found out that the nurse had the ring before he left hospital.

>Later he just reports her missing, then disappears

Doesn't correlate with the last person who saw him being Briggs.

>Or instead disappears then then just abducts her a year later and her disappearance never gets solved.

Could be, guess we'll find out.

>>84064499
And Tracey

Holy shit, is that noise that Ben heard the same as the one when the giant usually appears?

>>84064686
I think you're right.. fuck.

Also, I loved that scene.

>>84064686
>>84064705
comparing the two, it's not exactly the same, it's a different pitch. But what they used to achieve that sound is definitely the same method, which is crystal wine glasses

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Gordon & Albert are just marvelous. It always fills me with utter joy whenever they appear on the scene. I wonder why.

The blatant Microsoft placement in this episode was terrible.

Diane was smoking American Spirits, which is the same brand of cigarettes that Lynch smokes in real life. That's pretty funny

>>84064743
its just skype anon, maybe they actually needed skype because the doc was too old to travel to the set

>>84064399
>You don't know what you're talking about
>why?
>GO WATCH STAR WARS

Do you have literal shit for brains? Perhaps go fuck yourself or say something worth discussing, faggot.

Is Gordon Cole being the head of the FBI canon?

>>84064743
Do you have Skype™ anon? It's mighty useful ;)

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>>84064743
BILLED

>>84064686
haven't watched the new episode
are you referring to the last episode of season 2? because he hears it there

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Damn, this is a sharp looking shot. Digital can be amazing sometimes

>>84063711
No Mark Frost fan ficton pls

>>84064796
actually iirc it's not the last episode, it's right before audrey goes to the airport to fuck jack justice
ben suddenly turns in his office and that noise plays

>>84064821
This reminds me the hillbilly never showed up, what happened

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What did he mean by this?

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>>84064790
H-ha ha ha

B-but it's good for Africa...

>>84063868
>Little Nicky is in charge of the high-school drug ring

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>>84064858
He definitely got murdered.

>>84064431
>Bob's previous rapes never included that kind of thing.

Completely non-argument to bring that up consider we've also never seen him imprisoned and we've never seen him do electric mojo only using a prison phone or use a laptop and phone to communicate with a box that turns into a small black pea.

All of these things we found out BOB/Doppelcoop could do in this season. Who knows what else he can do when he has to.

With Leland he had a specific thing he fed off of for decades. When he ended up in Doppelcoop he could move on a number of people in a variety of ways and since Coop was a nice person there were a lot of people he could shock and traumatize and feed of it.

>>84064839
>fan fiction

That really happened

>>84064743
Skype and also Bing.

>>84063122

>>84064858
Something in the house.

>>84064885
Who murdered him?

>>84064027
Why isn't Hawk in charge of the police department? He's obviously the only competent officer they've got.

>>84064891
You make a good point, the garmonbozia must be outta this world with good guys like Coop, imagine possessing Mother Theresa

>>84064796
>>84064848
It's also identical to the noise he hears during his dream, the one where the Little Man rubs his hands together and Saturn passes behind the curtains

>>84064885
Were there electricity sounds in this shot or not, i cant remember

>>84064863
>osx
>dell monitor
>skype
what did david mean by this

>>84064743
It was running on OSX my man

>>84064953
He meant he's a sellout piece of shit

>>84064839
F R O S T E D

I know you guys are memeing about Microsoft product placement but GOD DAMN I'm so glad there's been tons of different brands for phones and computers.

A fucking iPad, Windows 7 computer, Windows 10 computer, iPhone, Android phones and etc shouldn't be unheard of together in movies/tv shows.

>>84064786
He's the deputy-chief

Ok theory about Leland/Bob

In FWWM they are partners in crime where Leland occasionally struggles with what he's doing.

After killing Laura he goes to the grove and is replaced by a doppleganger instead.

I'm fairly certain dopplegangers are completely separate entities to the spirits. I suspect they kind of clone their consciousness into them and can ride around when they want (within constraints).

>>84064901
I'm willing to bet Richard and Linda are involved, because the giant mentioned them and 430 in the premiere, 430 is when Andy was meant to meet the guy.

>>84064885
Yes you did.

>>84064994
It's false that they're partners in crime, it's all Bob doing the fucked up shit
Fucking hookers isn't a crime

Diane is a seriously awful character.

>>84063745
Tom Paige

>>84064982
Everyone should read this.

This is the extent that Lynch fans go to defending him selling out his 'perfect vision'.

He isn't being ironic, he isn't joking - he really meant this post. And he will always stand by it.

>>84064901
Richard obviously

>>84065022
lynched

>>84063815
feet are intimate and not intimate part of the body at the same time. you don't see people's feet everyday and when you do it's like you're seeing somebody's very private parts but it's not socially forbidden

Richard Horne will be a red herring to the greater plot. The relevant Richard will be Dick Tremane.

>>84064982
Christ..

>>84064280
The ring didn't make Chester Desmond disappear, He was killed by Bob

>>84065069
prove it

>>84065069
Wrong. It turned Chester into a small rock.

>>84065069
Chet is living above the convenience store, he's not dead

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>>84065043
>>84065066

HA Spiritual mound
HA
HA
HA
HA
LYNCH'D

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>>84063083

>>84064821
It would look better if it was film.

>>84065081
>>84065083
>>84065097
The scene implied someone was in the trailer with the ring under it. Whoever was in the trailer killed him, I just assumed it was Bob or another lodge spirit.

If he just disappeared then why did someone write on his car and move the trailer?

>>84065124
t. tarantino

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>>84063133
>he thinks coop is returning to normal before episode 17

>>84065043

Next you're going to see someone boot up GNU and using GIMP. Guy was trying to say Lynch doesn't give a fuck about what gets used as there's no exclusive manufacturer used in this show.

>>84065161
That tan, It doesn't get any oranger

>>84064821
>>84065124
I think the trees look better on digital. More detail.

>>84065022
Why? She was obviously fed up with the FBI for justified reasons.

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I think Diane's revelation that the Cooper that raped her wasn't really Cooper, is parallel to Laura realising Bob was actually Leland. Bob here, being the connection.

>>84064027
Can I have a quick rundown on Maclachlanoff?

>>84064773
THIS. It was obviously filmed cos he was ready to die and couldn't travel to the set.

>>84065196
>more detail
nope

>what if donna was in that motorcycle accident with james and died and that's why james is quiet now

>>84063115
Well, this bascially has to happen

>>84065266
hard to notice detail on the original when it comes to trees considering all the grain

>uh oh, seems like I have a shit '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''opinion'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>"t-teehee, l-lynched!!"

>>84063580
>governor

It's not like you really have a job anyway.

>>84065323
Pretty much. But it's because they're literally dumb 'people', they could probably defend their opinions if they were more intelligent.

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What an episode, anons. Things actually happened. The best episode so far.

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>>84065323
>>84065332

Hahaha
LYNCHED
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this show blows

>>84065323
>>84065332
lynched
Try to write more than one line if you want to criticize something

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pissfu

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This was far and away the best episode of the season so far. Interesting things actually happened. Dunno why Lynch seems to be so opposed to interesting things for most of the episodes. The original Twin Peaks was nothing but interesting things.

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>>84065332
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>84065390

They gave him 18 episodes so he's taking his sweet time to do anything.

>>84065323

Who are you quoting? Someone been LYNCH'D?

I thought the guy who plays Warden Murphy was Scott Pelley. He both looks AND sounds like him.

I think I like this season, did I get lynched?

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what the fuck is this

>>84065390
The only episode that was actually poor was 6, in my opinion. Too much time wasted on the pretty dull scene of a kid getting hit by a truck, which should have really been the peak of the episode.

Everything else has been solid.

>>84065486
Yep. Being LYNCHED is akin to being BTFO.

The way he escapes the federal prison is sooo fucking retarded.
I hope every employee of this prison will face criminal charges the next episode and every fucking marshall in the country will track mr c.

>>84065495
the spiritual finger, anon

>>84065495

Ever notice how MIKE's been wedding people to harvest their garmonbozia while BOB gets cuckolded?

And only people who have wore the ring on their left ring finger have died?

>>84065496
>Too much time wasted
You (me, we) have no idea how important that scene is, though.

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>Lynch this
>Lynch that
>LYNCHED LOL
Fuck you all. Twin Peaks is my show. I just let David sit on the set because I'm afraid of becoming the next Jack Nance. Did you see how he almost killed the series with his awful Fire Walk With Me movie? He's the reason you all had to wait 25 years until that wound healed.

Buy my fucking book.

>>84065495
haha we got another one guys, Lynched! Lynched!!

>>84065538
L Y N C H E D

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This show has no hope of being redeemed. David Lynch, please retire. You are devoid of ideas. Your characters are insipid. You try to make them intense, crazy, weird, and quirky, but they come off that way only if you have a mind of a middle-schooler. That whole scene between the drug dealers was laughably bad. Whoever was playing the older of the two is just a bad actor overplaying the part. "Look at me. I'm so crazy. I do karate moves for no apparent reason. That's how edgy I am." Nice directing there, Lynch. Oh, and that coin flip thing was so spooky and weird. No, not really. I'm sure Lynch fanboys will love the brutal scene of the woman being stabbed. Yes, nothing like gory graphic violence to help the show garner praise for being mature and intense.

>>84065522
>You (me, we) have no idea how important that scene is, though.
What? It's completely on the nose, all it's doing is trying to highlight the dumb disconnect between a child untimely taken and an old man with nothing but luck, while at the same time establishing babby Horne's character.

It's an ultimately meaningless scene that could have been cut down by 5 minutes and been a LOT more punchy for it. The second you see the kid and the mother, you already know that one of them is going to die.

>>84065559
NEIN

NEIN NEIN NEIN

>>84064180
watch riverdale

>the same plebs who trash talk the sweeping scene are the same plebs who'd shit talking the beginning of Once Upon A Time In The West for being slow

>>84065645
>>84065645
>>84065645
>>84065645

>>84065655
too soon

who the hell is tom and why did he look like the midget but older

>>84065714
It was Bev Paige's sick husband, and the reason she is now working for Ben Horne.

>>84063338
THE DELAGATES, DONALD

>>84065630
The beginning of Once Upon A Time In The West is pure kino.

The sweeping scene is autism.

>>84065838
>The sweeping scene is autism.
the only autism is you. That scene was meant to make people anxious considering the pacing of this episode was faster that usual.

Is Tom Sizemore gonna kill Dagge?

Did anyone try adding the Docs Skype name?

>>84065951
>it's meant to be bad
Whatever you say, David.

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>>84065022
Fuck you, Anonymous

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>>84065630
I'm a Lynchfag but that's like comparing apples to Vito Spatafore's lard in a tub

who was Andy meeting with and why did he not show up?

17 threads so far and no one's mentioned this plot point

>>84066313
The truck was the one Richard hit the kid with, and Andy is trying to get answers for why it is on his yard and the guy is very nervous about something.

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>>84065348
Oh shit. Did lynch read the manga?

>>84066154
This character... he is suprisingly familiar.... is he from Fire, Go along with me?

>>84066394
Guy got killed

>>84063083
Why is she so rude? What did Booper do to her?

>>84063397
>these are the mentally ill people that waste their time watching a series that's clearly not for them

Stick to 13 reasons why, my man.