/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>84015200
First for Bowie

Mr Jackpots?

>>84015200
Second for Harry

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How did Cooper not recognize this phrase once he dreamed it?

>>84015335

DougieCoop.

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Damn good latte

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

2 HOURS 25 MINUTES BOYS

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reminder that this kino shot was directed by a WOMAN

>>84015440

MACEDONIAAAAAAAAAAA

Rhonda best girl, and she would never post a new general before the other was on autosage.

>>84015335
How do you know he didn't recognize it? There is no evidence he doesn't.

>>84015522

Based Rhonda poster.

Cant wait for more Dougiekino

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>>84015538

>>84015533
There's no evidence he does, and if he did surely he would have mentioned it when he recapped the dream to Truman.

>>84015555
quints confirm Dougiecoop is here to stay

>>84015200

is Confederate Ben Horne the best side-plot of season 2?

yes it is

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>>84015440
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Leland the Hungry? I thought not. It’s not a story MIKE would tell you. It’s a BOB legend. Darth Leland was a host body of BOB, so powerful and so hungry he could send people back to Missoula… He had such a knowledge of the Black Lodge that he could even send his loved ones to Montana. The Black Lodge is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was Cooper catching him, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he let BOB control him, then BOB killed himself with a door. Ironic. He could send others to Missoula, but not himself.

>>84015666 (Jackpot)

HellooOOOOoo-oOOOo

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:c

>>84015666

I cried at the ending. What a tragic hero.

Ladies cum first - Attractive ebony male, 28, 5'1", 160 lbs, seeks females for friendship and erotic pleasure

>>84015729

Damn, man.

>>84015729
;_;

>>84015729

Why did he cry?

>>84015666
Well Satan, this shouldn't be funny but congratulations you took my sides.

Nadine is the secret millionaire

>>84015825
Perhaps he realized this kid's dad is gone.

Big Ed this week Bros?

we're le not gonna le talk about le judy.

>>84015919
Dumb leposter

>>84015890
I'm thinking we will be getting Bobby especially after McConaHorne hit that kid.

Hmm, how interesting. I thought we were gonna leave GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER out of it.

>>84015919
Kek and its raining post toasties you fucking cuck

OHH

YOU'RE NICE AND WET

N I C E
A
N
D
W E T

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>>84015740
>5'1", 160 lbs

>>84015825
Boy is 2pure

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MARES

>>84016032

EAT
A
T

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Stop watching Twin Peaks.

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>>84016051
OATS

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>>84016085
>A
>FUCKING
>TREE

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I've been smoking for 75 years.Every fucking day

DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH

>>84016032
>>84016051
>>84016109
These words sound queer and funny to my ear.

>>84016120
>implying it isn't a nerve cell

58061048<<
.oN

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>>84015200
SOME

>>84016141

BODY

>>84016160
DANCE

>>84015335
If you dream about something that's already happened, chances are that it's not going to stick out of the ordinary to you.
.

>>84016124

LEMME
SEE
DAT
COVFEFE

>>84016160
ONCE

Reminder there's nothing wrong with Bobby being a cop
He killed that one guy in self defense and he only sold drugs because Laura corrupted him and forced him to

>>84016267
Bobby was a good person by the end of Season 2. A shame that slut Shelley apparently left him.

I am obsessed with DougieCoop, is it daddy issues?

>>84016290
>Shelley apparently left him
Since when?

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

>>84016307
Seems like it from everything we have seen so far.

>>84016290
pretty much at the start of season 2, half the characters switched "sides"

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Based Dern best girl

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>>84016294

me too anon, me too

>>84016309
I've read Teresa Banks is supposed to be 17, even though she looks like she's 30.

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>>84016294
Nah. Cougie is just amazing.

>>84016358
Do you have any idea where to download Enlightenment in decent quality? I've had issues with streaming it from Amazon and most torrents I can find for it are shitty quality.

>>84016358
The fuck is going on in this picture?

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

In FWWM Laura never eats a poker chip and isn't attacked by a bird

>>84016483
He was campaigning for her to get an Oscar nom.

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I'M THE MUFFIN

>>84016401
James is supposed to be 16

>>84016554
wtf i hate lynch now
i am now a #frostmissle

>>84016632
I think she deserved one (a nomination at least) for IE but it was never going to happen. I'm surprised Lynch has even been nominated outside of Elephant Man.

>>84016644
I'd bake her muffin if you get what I mean

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Douggie jognefs

I bet Cooper's doppelganger likes his coffee with cream and sugar.

>>84016894
That evil bastard.

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>>84016358
Yes

>>84016894
>implying he even likes coffee
probably drinks tea

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>>84016644
and what a muffin you've got

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This scene was pure kino. Carl Rodd is the viewer. The child is nostalgia for the old Twin Peaks. The truck is David Lynch.

Did the doppelganger kill Annie?

>>84017164
and the bystanders are normies

>>84017223
Annie never existed, she was just a lure sent by Bob as part of his plan to abduct Coop.

>>84017164
urgh, what kind of disgusting pleb watches new tp in such shocking definition.

sort yr life out m8.

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

>>84017266
That sounds dumb and does not even make sense.

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Honestly, Why do you faggots watch this garbage? One of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.

Fuck all of you.

>>84017319
LYNCHED

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>>84017451
Lynch had Annie in FWWM though.

>>84017581
That's because the message came from Coop and Annie exists in Coop's corrupted perspective

>>84015992
stuff from twin peaks wiki comments:

the lodge spirits move around via electricity but also animal life.
owls in twin peaks.
but there are no owls down in argentina.
but there are little monkeys that look just like lemon key face.

still no clues on which spirit is inhabiting said talking simian or who the hell judy is.

judy may be a code word/secret name for laura palmer.
judy may be a missing girl that agent jefferies was investigating

>>84015200
ATTABOY BEN

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Are we just going to ignore the fact the real Tommy Wiseau is stuck in the Lodge? We have to stop his doppelganger.

>>84017321
>saves pictures of an underaged 4chan whore
>has shit taste
It makes sense.

>>84017321
LYNCHED

Didn't even read your post lmao

>>84017916
its pasta, you have to appreciate how its altered to fit its target.

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>>84017867
>tfw trueDougie is the end boss

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>>84015740
>5'1"

No wonder he had to hire a prostitute. Sad!

>>84017788
>didn't watch The Missing Pieces

>>84018074
>u will never be young, crazy in love and run off with Sheryl Lee

why even live lads

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>>84017788
>but also animal life

I wondered what pic related was referencing after The Man from Another Place says "From pure air, going up and down... intercourse between the two worlds."

Interesting that Lynch saw fit to cut his dialogue from the original FWWM.

>>84017788
judy is a codename for major briggs

judy garland briggs

>>84018143
I got to hug her when I was working security at the twin peaks festival three years ago, it was magical

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>>84018074
She's divorced now, I still would even at 50

>>84018222
HELLLOOOOOOoooooOOOOO

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>>84018298
Did they fuck? Not in a gay way though just as friends haha

>>84017321
Master bait, anon. But really, sometimes to make art it's necessary to color outside the lines. If you look at Twin Peaks through a classical lens, there are a lot of things wrong with it. But it's experimental-lite. At least it tries new, or at least, unusual things as far as mainstream TV goes.

In FWWM, How did the FBI know to watch the cameras for supernatural fuckery?

>>84018657
Are you talking about Coop when he stays on the security camera? He had a dream about it and wanted to know if it was true.

>>84018718
yep, fuck I must've missed that line.

>>84018189
so what did jefferies find at judys place?

>>84018787
a pair of ruby slippers

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>>84015919

>>84018776
>>84018718
I just rewatched the scene, I didn't realize that that was all implied as having happened in the dream

>>84019063
If you've just watched it, you probably know more than me since I was just saying this from memory, but I thought that Coop had said it pretty explicitly to Gordon. Or maybe I'm wrong.

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Why is he the cutest lodge spirit?

>>84019208
because a black man in whiteface is pure kinography

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YOU'RE STAYING IN TWIN PEAKS

>>84019240
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84019240
People act like season 3 isn't comfy, but Cooper bumbling around a casino is comfy as shit.

>>84019243

WASHINGTOOOOON

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>>84019234

i really love the sound he makes. it doesn't really sound evil sounds kind of innocent

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>>84019350
Chet's return when?

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>>84019350

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>>84019328
And he's listed in the cast for S3

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Was getting caught part of his plan?

>>84019350
By the way, the bitchy secretary is best girl

>>84019618
I dont think the crash he got into was intentional

I recently bought The Entire Mystery box set at a discount. Supposedly it has audio synch issues which I haven't noticed yet. Has anyone else had a problem with it? I'd like to know if I'd be better off returning it now and looking into an alternative if there's something better out there.

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>>84019422

>>84017867
>tommy will never play a lodge spirit
it's unironically the role he was born to play, what a terrible shame

>>84019860
If you haven't noticed anything wrong I don't see the problem.

>>84019899
i jack off to this scene of the movie now

It's Saturday night and you guys are in /tpg/. Sad!

>>84020032
t.muffin

>>84020054
Sad!

>>84019904
If the disaster artist is accurate then Lynch would never be able to work with him. Wiseau is way too self-important to take instructions, especially from someone as "my way or the highway" as Lynch.

>>84020032
>Oy vey it's the current day
Not an argument

>>84020080
Just get Mark Frosted Flakes to direct an episode.

>>84020065
gobble gobble

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>>84020032

Hope you guys enjoy part 7 tomorrow, it's one of my favorites.

Those who have read my book will definitely enjoy it

>>84019618
>I'm not locked in here with you

>>84020186
Thanks, Mark

>>84018143

My ex-gf looked just like 1990 Sheryl Lee with a bob haircut, it was amazing even if she hadn't seen the series before.

At least until we broke up.

>>84019904

If only, they could have just let him wander on set and start spouting off lines.

>>84017867
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkSO0-dS4cM

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daily reminder if you have not read this you are a pleb and can't ask questions regarding the first two seasons and the movie

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>>84019899

>>84020313
Who's that girl again?

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>>84020313

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>>84020479

>>84020404
the woman who was coordinating the hit on Dougie and failing horribly

>>84015992
>SO TURNS OUT
>LITTLE MONKEY FELLOW

>>84020515
>Cooper fucked Harry and gave him AIDS
I cry everytime

retarded cooper makes me feel very uncomfortable please HELP him already

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>>84020515

>>84019240
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84020032

FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS POSTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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>>84017008
Did they fugg?

>>84020766
>>84020796

Did they fugg?

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>>84020666
HELLLOOOOOooooOOOOO

>>84020796
Absolutely

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>>84020796
>>84020908
Their love has transcended the need for such petty carnal pleasures.

>>84015492
It's just a rip-off of that Emerson Lake and Palmer album cover.

>>84017164
You are the child
The mother is /tpg/
Carl is 4chan
I am the truck

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>>84021086
>carnal knowledge of the dern

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>>84021290
There's a point where crazy rolls over and it's okay to stick your dick in it.

>>84015666
My sides just shuffled off to Buffalo

>>84015594
Was the original series filmed in 16:9 and cropped to fit 4:3 or did they just zoom in the image to fit widescreen for the flashbacks?

>>84021462
There would have been no reason to film it in widescreen. It's cropped.

>>84021462
Someone on here before said it was shot on 16:9 film stock but everything was framed for 4:3 despite that. So I guess some scenes still work fine with it but other scenes could be weird because the show wasn't framed for 16:9. Not sure how true that is.

>>84015666
Call for help.

>>84017321
>they don't know the pasta
How many of my brothers here from /lit/ rn?

>Absolute pretentious nonsense and disgust
>Right. first off the bat. The kids death was unnecessary. Completely shocked and sickened me and I am no snowflake. I can take killing and slaughter akin to American Werewolf in London, but this was just so wrong on many levels. I was giving you a go Lynch, in the desperate hope you would pull something from nothing out of the bag. You have manage to ruin all your great work. Dougie? really. What the hell were you smoking? Pretentious drivel. If I was your school teacher I would have you sectioned.

>>84021702
Whoever wrote that clearly only saw the original series and thought it represented all his work.

>>84021702
Dougie is truly the finest mesh pleb filter money can buy.

>>84021702
Please tell me that's from tumblr.

>>84021825
>clearly only saw the original series

they probably didnt

>>84021848
IMDB

>>84021513
I can't imagine going through the trouble of getting a widescreen film camera or shooting with an anamorphic lense if the 4:3 version was the only one they ever wanted to exist.

>>84021702
>Unironically LYNCHED

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>>84020313
Ike "The Spike" was awesome!

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>>84022011
This series isn't big enough for two midgets

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YOU'RE GOING BACK TO /mu/SSOULA

>>84018170
I thought "animal life" implied that the lodge spirits had "descended" from pure air into the human world (humans are like mere animals compared to spirits).

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JUNE 18TH

FIGHT NIGHT WITH IKE THE SPIKE

>>84022291
BUD OF BATTLE VS SPIKE OF IKE

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>>84022609
was meant for >>84022321

>>84015382
it was green tea

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>>84021462
I ran some tests on some widescreen promo footage and the original shots, and it's definitely cropped.

>>84022808
It was a green tea latte.

>>84022808
It was green tea latte

Did anything ever come of that Sonny Jim reverse blinking thing or was it debunked

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>yfw EXPLOSION

>>84022680

Too bad, you're on the first train to /mu/ssoula.

>>84022321
Dougie's boss sure likes him.

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>>84020313
>>84022011
Is his character like this character?

>>84023039

He is a reverse trap.

>>84023270

Who doesn't like Dougie, except for casinos and liars?

Did Gene Kelly do 9/11?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOxVwxvjPtk

>>84023286
Those people who want to assassinate him for no reason.

>>84023425
>no reason
He owes them money and shit

>>84023692
did you watch a different show

i took a lot of valium and now im sitting here on my computer just typing on a random thing because i like the way the keys feel when i push them down its relaxing. i can go at such a nice pace and i never miss a key. its amazing what your brain can do. im hardly paying attention adn my thoughts are coming out purely and even audibly as i have a mecahnical keyboard. its a beautiful thing being anble to directly tanslate the thoughts andf feelsing s in your brain to other peolplle through the simple act of a keyobard. good night /tpg//

>>84015335

He probably did. He knew the Teresa Banks case was blue rose and linked heavily to his experiences in Twin Peaks. What did you want, exactly?

>"Harry, the little man said 'let's rock!'. This is the exact phrase I saw written on a car in the Fat Trout Trailer Park while investigating the murder of Teresa Banks."

Not really necessary. Cooper also doesn't fully understand his dreams or the concept of the lodges at that point so it was probably a personal realization of the connection that never bore repeating to anyone.

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>>84015995

>>84023786
GET REAL

>>84023786
call for help

>>84023786
Are you ok dude? How's life been?

>>84023900
its been okay. i just gout out of prison andf im not supposed to be using the internet or drugs but they cant really sttop me i havea pasion for the mechanical keybroad

>>84015200
Oddly enough, nobody in Twin Peaks ever walks a dog on a blimp while letting a lit cigarette burn down to the filter and repeating the phrase, “Fresh snacks, Jack,” even though that sounds like a pretty David Lynch-y thing to do:
At no point in the series do any of the characters in Twin Peaks board a blimp to discover an old woman walking a Pomeranian around inside while holding—but never smoking—a lit cigarette and answering, “Fresh snacks, Jack, fresh snacks,” to every question she’s asked, which is pretty strange given how Lynchian all that sounds. Weird!

>>84023946
What were u in prison for if I may ask

>>84023786

I've taken around 4,000mg of pregabalin in the past 10 hours or so and I feel great. It really increases my rate of posting /tpg/ memes.

>>84023286
boop

>>84019618

Tomorrow's episode better have way more Booper. He's the most interesting character so far.

>>84020889

TAKE THE BACON AND I PUT IT IN THE PAAAAAAN

>>84023981
FRESH SNACKS, JACK!!!

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>>84024101
We should have Gordon, Albert, and Diane returning to the prison on the next episode.

>>84024180
We should, but we wont.

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Daily reminder that this cop and Sonny Jim are one in the same character---in other words, the Giant of the White Lodge.

The start of the series is in white lodge. Everything is black and white there, and the giant says "You are far away" to cooper (because Cooper is in the black lodge).

When the giant appears in the human world, he always has a huge spotlight on him. Sonny Jim has a lamp at his bed, and this cop on the right has a lamp at his desk. They both tilt their head the same way, and have a quiet demeanor.

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Leland Palmer, the tearfully-dancing Master of the Norwegian Language, unleashed an unspeakable mairzy doat! But my foolish niece wielding a pair of magic glasses stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final lamzy divey was sung, I tore open a bus ride, and flung her into Twin Peaks, where my singing is law! Now the fool seeks to go back to Missoula, and undo the town that is Leland Palmer!

>>84024141
shut the fuck up, that was never in David Lynch's edit.

>/tpg/ threads are slower on fridays and saturdays

kek you cant make this shit up. the majority of posters in these threads are normies

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>watching s2 for the first time
>up to double play
>god-tier leo scenes
>god-tier coop backstory scenes, but
>mfw these fucking james scenes
>mfw these fucking josie scenes

fucking shit, kill me. this shit is so bad

>>84024180
that'll be three episodes from now
two episodes from now we'll have Diane walk down a hall silently for ten minutes to meet Gordon and have a two minute conversation followed by a three of them plus Albert silently staring at each other

>>84024616
FYI everyone hates the next episode you're about to watch. But hang in there for pure end of the season kino.

>>84024684
>three of them plus Albert silently staring at each other
Well Tammy is wearing a wire.

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A cute maid appears!

>ABC makes them reveal the killer
>They do it at the very beginning of the season
>Now the writers have no idea what to do for the rest of the show
For what purpose?

>>84024750
she is up there in the running for "most boring character in the show", competing with John Justice and James Hurley.

>>84024792
TV Execs/producers are total shithead morons. Someone at ABC should have been fired for making Lynch and Frost blow their load that early.

Apparently, according to old interviews with Frank Silva, they never gave the show a set extension like a season, they'd constantly say "you got 5 more episodes", "you just got another 7" etc. etc. until you ended up with the huge amount of eps in season 2 compared to season 1.

>>84024858
television execs have literally never changed

I don't get the hate for Josie. The whole plot with Josie, Packard, and Catherine was one of the only things keeping the show from not being completely shitty after Laura Palmer's arc finished and before Windom Earle started gaining steam.

>>84024916

I just like Josie, regardless of her subplot. Joan Chen really did it for me.

>>84024531

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo

he did the whole song and those are the first lyrics. true they weren't the lyrics playing in that scene, if you've been listening to this shit as much as i have it doesn't matter.

calm your autism

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is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>84015666
MARES EAT OATS AND DOES EAT OATS AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY! A KID'LL EAT IVY TOO, WOULDN'T YOU? MARES EAT OATS AND DOES EAT OATS AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY! A KID'LL EAT IVY TOO, WOULDN'T YOU?

if coops not back by the end of the next episode, its DROPPED city for this show

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>>84025056
>hand fans you in LYNCHED

>>84024805

i think jean renault is boring as fuck. i love michael parks but his role is so dull and cliched and the scenes with him and blackie are almost as bad as the james/ugly blonde woman scenes. they try to build him up like he has some huge hard on for agent cooper that will escalate in a big showdown and it's one of the most anticlimactic gunfight in the history of television. harry shoots him (i think?) and he dies. cooper escapes with audrey. a neat little bow is wrapped on him and everything he had to do with the plot yet we dedicate nearly an hour of screen time to him.

>>84025031
Why does he sing like a James Bond opening song?

>>84025086
lol, just watching the episode where he dies was so anticlimactic. I was kinda excited when he showed up after the Laura case, thinking "ok, this guy will be a major bad guy for the next few episodes", but he is fucking fooled by David Duchovny walking up to his surrounded hide-out in a waitress uniform with a plate of food, where he then gets shot. It lands him as one of the dumbest characters on the show.

Still not as dumb as Bobby and Shelley, who are absolutely brain-dead throughout the entire series.

>>84025086
Much better villain than chess man.

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>>84025224
sounds like another brainlet got WINDOMINATED

can't hurl the earle baby

>>84025164
>a high school kid and a dropout are dumb
wow bob wow

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Reminder that only Redditors don't know who Cappy is .

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Post yfw when your niece wants to go back to Missoula

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>>84025558

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>>84025597
>>84025558
>yfw when you read Ray Wise's imdb acting credits

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0936403/?ref_=nv_sr_1


gambling debts?

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>>84025558

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>>84025682

Did you love the 80s?

https://twitter.com/Kyle_MacLachlan/status/875786095983816706

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>>84023094

>>84025838
Who's the chick?
Laura Dern?

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>>84025877
Yes

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does reddit actually like windom earle

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/tpg/ in /tpg/

waited a week to try to find a good /g/ joke here

>>84026076
Weird thing, I actually didn't really recognize this character for some reason when initially watching the episode. I knew it had to be the guy played by the Winkies guy but it just didn't look like him in this scene for some reason.

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>>84026076
>thinkpad
the 2003-theory figs went crazy over this.

>>84019240
HELLLOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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These threads really slow down on Fridays and Saturdays

Are y'all Chads or something?

>>84015614
About the only entertaining thing about he bad stretch season 2 had after episode 9 (not including last 2 episodes )

>>84015614
that mock play they put on for him is one of the worst scenes in existence

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>>84026304
Objectively wrong.

>>84026379
>le wacky play production
hated it tb h
just liked bobby's trumpeting

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I'm 100% certain Lynch is just trolling everyone with this shit now. I really can't stand how everyone sounds like they're doped up, how every scene is milking the tension needlesly, and the focus on characters I really don't give a flying fuck about.

at this point, I'd rather watchy an hour long modern rendition of James singing "Just You and I".

>>84026113
Literally brand new Lenovo's have the Thinkpad branding on them.

Worst theory.

>>84026466
have you see The Rabbits?

It's like an unfunny joke that goes on waaay too long. What the hell was he thinking with that one? If you manage to answer that question, you'll understand this season of Twin Peaks

>>84026494
I can just hope it will all pay off.
Dougie bumbling around has grown on me, but I mean, c'mon.
consider me

LYNCHED
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>>84026585
Pretty sure most of you are going to be disappointed, ep7 is filler just like 5 and 6

>>84019147
He said he was worried about that date, because of the dream he had. That's as explicit as he got, but definitely the rest is deductible.

>>84026628
Nothing is filler. Everything will end up serving a purpose.

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>tfw our show isn't popular enough for epic fan reactions

feels kinda bad desu

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How the heck does Ray Wise look exactly the same as he did back in Season 1.

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>>84026705
can you stop with this meme, he looks old as fuck

>>84026705
The magic of Botox

>>84026695
Jesus Christ. Even the guys look on the verge of tears. Actually the guy sitting with the girl that leaves looks like he does start crying.

There's the Vlog Lady that does some short reactions though in some of her videos.

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>>84026113
nope. 2016 at least.
(from last episode)

>>84026695
>Americans
Did they stand and clap as the credits rolled?

>>84026686
No, at least 30% of the show will be filler. Use your fucking brain, there's no way some of the scenes in this show will be considered relevant to the plot at all.

>>84026773
Like which ones?

>>84026764
They're favela monkeys, look nothing like Americans

>>84026695
What kind of faggot has such exaggerated reactions to a TV show? The only kind of reaction a show should give you is if you laugh when something funny happens.

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>>84026695
Literally /ourguy/

>>84026745
what fucking episode is this from?

>>84016085
Twin peaks? More like twin piles of dirt with no real peaks

>>84026695
I hope everyone who ever participated in and watched a fan reaction video gets a brain tumor

>>84026824
normies aren't cynical and joyless though

>>84016321
Windomfags get off this board. He only gets a pass because the network cockblocked lynch and frost.

>>84026113
2003fags are retarded, the whole point of the series is that it's 25 years later.

>>84026862
episode 6
minute 37:54
just before we see Ike

>>84026773
>getting mad because you can't back up your claim

David Lynch has had at least 25 years to think about this shit. He isn't going to shove 30% of worthless filler in the return of his and Mark Frost's smash hit.

>>84026966
what's the 2003 theory based on anyway?

>>84026824
Hey if you are invested enough in a show it's completely believable. I cried some manly tears during the end of Season 1 Game of Thrones.

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>>84026466
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>84027004
People misreading Dougie's license plate registration as 2003.

We should go write positive reviews for the show on IMDb (if you enjoyed it) it's a bunch of 1s from people saying it makes no sense

>>84027048
Who cares about IMDb?

>>84027048
Not surprised at all. You'll find the same kind of reviews on Eraserhead and Mulholland Drive. Casuals will never understand Lynch.

>>84026997
>David Lynch has had at least 25 years to think about this shit.

Just because 25 years passed, doesn't mean Lynch has been thinking about the show during that time, Frost on the other hand..

IMDB is a joke. Who even takes that serious anymore?

>>84027080
Frost had to be begging for this show to happen.

>>84024858
>>84024792
>ABC makes them reveal the killer
>get possibly the literal best episode and finale in television history that people continued talking about for 25 years instead of a dragged out never-ending pretentious soap opera that never delivers on its original promises
ABC did literally nothing wrong.

>>84027133
>>84027133
>>84027133
NEW THREAD

>>84027080
I have my doubts because he flirted with walking away from the project when Showtime didn't give him what he wanted. They eventually gave in and now he can do Twin Peaks the way he envisioned. I'm sure he is not happy with how the original was botched by the network. So, at least for now, I have faith.

>>84027142
At least you waited until we hit bump limit this time.

>>84017321
>that bloom pasta
kek