/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Normal Coop is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy

>>84027133
It's been said that Cooper doesn't get his mind back. The Eddie Vedder song that closes the series expresses this fact clearly.

*insert normie/reddit meme post here*

>>84027133
Hahahaha people will be
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>>84027133
10/10 picture, OP.

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Friendly reminder that ABC did nothing wrong.

>>84027171
This one? https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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>>84027170

>>84027133
What TP merch do you own, /tpg/?

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>>84027312
I honestly just want to get this keychain.

Maybe Cooper's tape recorder too, although that's not strictly TP merchandise.

>>84027312
A bundle of David Lynch's pubes.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13219943

I'm curious.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84027394
I think Hawk has to find Cooper first. I mean, if he was normal, he could just go back to Twin Peaks himself.

>>84027299
Yeah that's the song. There keeps being word that this song closes out the series. The lyrics are definitively interesting.

I relate to Ike the Spike

>>84027496
You're a manlet too?

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>>84027511
Ike and I just want to be tall

>>84027394
>currently 12 votes
>only two are the same
Nobody has any fucking idea

>>84027430
I think Diane is going to meet Bad Coop, inform Albert and Gordon that it isn't the real Coop; the keys Jade posted will arrive at the Great Northern, Ben will either know those are Coop's keys or will look into the register to figure out whose they might have been; Hawk will read the secret pages from the bathroom and probably Ben will call him up to tell him about the keys. The arc will end with a big confrontation at Dougie's house, involving Hawk, Ike the Spike, Coop, and possibly Gordon, Albert, and Diane.

All of that feels entirely too straightforward for what the show has been so far though.

>>84027566

It's great.

I voted for 12. I hope we him back during the middle arc or at least have the final arc with strong protagonist.

>>84027587
The notes in the bathroom were Andy's notes and there is some stick stuff in them. They have nothing to do with Cooper.

Anyone that doesn't like Dougie and still thinks he's there as comic relief is a brainlet that isn't picking up on the emotional undertones in his scenes quite possibly because they're autistic

>>84027628
Research about sperms is not sick!

>>84027612
The Eddie Vedder song already says that Agent Cooper is never getting his mind back.

>Rion Dylan Robert Faler These guys gobble up whatever Lynch does. As I've said, they're not Twin Peaks fans, they're Lynch fans. They don't care about what made the show appealing in the first place. They just want to see Lynch do weird things. They don't care about the characters.
>Rion Dylan Hoping James, Shelley, Ed, Norma, etc. finally have some scenes with substance. Where is their story?!
>Rion Dylan I've walked out of awful movies a third of the way through. You don't get to tell us how to think. The fact is, Lynch and Frost botched this revival. Our favourite TP characters aren't suddenly going to get storylines at this point. They're just glorified cameos.
>Rion Dylan Christopher Rossiter I really don't care about Cooper anymore. I want to see more of the Hurleys, Hornes, and Haywards. With substantial material. Not just cameos.
>Rion Dylan Steve Scarone Yep. And I hate it. I didn't wait 25 years to watch a bunch of new characters.
>Rion Dylan We're officially a third of the way through the season and I can't rate it higher than a C-. And even that's being generous.
>Rion Dylan Mattias Eriksson The lack of Twin Peaks characters. The ones who do appear, like Shelley, have nothing substantial to do.
>Rion Dylan At this point, I'm just blocking anyone who tries to defend or justify what Lynch has done. These people are Lynch fans, not Twin Peaks fans, so they don't understand the criticisms. And they refuse to listen. So...blocked.
>Rion Dylan Oskar Rickardsson I'll never understand how a Twin Peaks "fan" can like a Twin Peaks show that doesn't focus on TP characters. Still waiting on Audrey and Ed. I bet we won't see James again. What a waste.
>Rion Dylan The original characters are nothing but glorified cameos. What a waste. Madchen Amick deserves better.

the Twin Peaks Facebook page is fucking hilarious

>>84027641
That's true. For 25 years Agent Cooper was in an insane realm with beings that talk backwards and in riddles. Of course that would fuck someone's mind up.

>>84027587
The only thing I think is certain is that it will take an encounter with Diane for the real Coop to emerge.

>>84027686
Hahaha this guy sounds like he's severely LYNCHED

>>84027686
>These people are Lynch fans, not Twin Peaks fans, so they don't understand the criticisms.
I understand the criticisms, but like he's saying, they don't really phase me much because I was expecting and hoping for more Lynch, which is exactly what this is. Nobody should have been hoping for new Twin Peaks. David Lynch obviously wasn't going to return to doing Twin Peaks like it originally was after making Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. And I think people are overestimating how good it would have been even if he did. It wouldn't have turned out good if they tried copying what they did 25 years ago.

>>84027686
>REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ISN'T IT A LITERAL CONTINUATION OF THE SHOW FROM 25 YEARS AGO
>WHY ARE THERE NEW CHARACTERS
>WHERE'S JAMES

>>84027587
This isn't capeshit Avengers. Christ that last sentence is cringe.

>>84027756
>THE TOWN MUST HAVE STAYED STATIC FOR 25 YEARS
>NO ONE MOVED OUT
>NO ONE MOVED IN
>NO ONE DIED
>NO ONE WAS BORN

How many episodes did it take for you to join Team Dougie? I was pretty wary in the beginning, but that scene where he spits out the hot coffee is so adorable and he won me over?

>>84027752
I was honestly surprised it connected so well to the old show while still being pure Lynch. It legitimately confuses me when people say it's not like the old show. It feels like every Lynch directed episode and it's great.

>>84027394
If one were to make an office pool out of this, how would he set up the betting?

>>84027822
The second the sniper missed him. Instantly knew he was the personification of coincidence and fate. His showdown with Ike is gonna be Mr. Magoo hilarious

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>>84027686

hahaha
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>>84027822
I was laughing as soon as I realized he turned autistic desu, I was sold from the beginning.

>>84027825
I don't get it either. Unless everyone thinks Twin Peaks was just the second half of season 2.

A pool doesn't require odds, it runs like a sweepstakes. Everyone throws in ten bucks or whatever and makes their prediction, winner takes all.

>>84027825
I feel like the people complaining about season 3 only really enjoyed Twin Peaks on a very, very superficial level. They liked the way the town looked and the way the characters behaved along with coffee and cherry pie memes.
Season 3 is superficially different, so they all complain even though the undertones and general style are still the same.

>>84027394
There's a point in the trailer where he's mentally present enough to drive. Much as I'd love Dougie for the finale, it's looking like he'll be back right before the two week wait.

>>84027761
I really hope that's what happens just so that losers like you who unironically use the word "kino" get btfo.

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>>84027905
Hell even the food memes make a comeback, but in creative ways.
I'm just glad the plebs are a vocal minority.

>>84027822
I liked the comedy stuff at the start, now I enjoy all of Dougie's scenes because of how sad they are. The actual Dougie clearly didn't give a fuck about his family. He went out gambling and fucking prostitutes instead of going to his son's birthday etc. All Sonny Jim wants is Dougie to spend time with him, except it's obvious that Dougie didn't and once Cooper gets his mind back he's probably going to leave too. It's all very tragic

>>84027953
What if he decides to stay after he comes back?

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>>84027905
Well I guess they could campaign for a Northern Exposure revival, because that is exactly what they want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13WpFEMFtZ4

>ywn chill with david as an audition

>>84027394
I bet my shaved head that he'll come back in ep 9.

>>84027686
>Rion Dylan At this point, I'm just blocking anyone who tries to defend or justify what Lynch has done. These people are Lynch fans, not Twin Peaks fans, so they don't understand the criticisms. And they refuse to listen. So...blocked.
>I'm just blocking anyone who tries to defend or justify what Lynch has done.
>they refuse to listen

So Lynched he lost his entire mind.

>>84027686
>completely refuses to mention Andy, Lucy, Hawk, Jacoby, Albert, or Gordon because even he knows he's wrong about the returning characters having no substance

I've never seen anybody try so hard to hate something this badly.

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>>84028229
Hahaha
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>tfw the only wine you can drink is Kyle MacLachlan's wine

Maybe I should go to his vineyard and meet him.

>>84027686
>all those people on the Facebook complaining that it's not about their favourite characters and muh twin peaks comfy
jesus fucking christ

>>84028279
Imagine if those grapes....

>>84027566
Nope. I'm even betting the Vedder song is a red herring. So much is kept secret except for a song that heavily hints that Cooper's not gonna wake up? I don't buy it.

>>84028301
All of those posts are from one Rion Dylan.
Feel free to fuck with him.

>>84028384
That's those posts, but I went to the facebook page to read more and it's absolutely full of this shit.

season has 3 act structure 6/6/6. i fully expect the main coop of act two to be "evil" cooper

>>84028384
HAha us legion am I right

>>84028412
Yeah I dropped out of that shitstorm quick. The Genius of David Lynch likes the show near universally, though.

I actually think the lyrics mean the opposite.

Retard coop will develop a great and happy life somehow, with the luck of the irish.

Then real coop will come back to a life of misery, old coops family will die as will most of old coops friends.

Then he'll look in the mirror and see his reflection with a tie on his head.

Alternatively Doppleganger will end up cutting his arm off freeing himself of Bob and real coop will end up in the Doppleganger's body but with both sets of memories, so he has to live with all that he did like Leland did at the end. Bonus ending being Dougie growing from the arm.

Thoughts on any of these?

>>84027394
He's come awful close already. I don't think it'll be more than 2 or three more episodes before he W A K E S U P.

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I've been smoking for 75 years.Every fucking day

>>84028519
I think so too. He's actively trying to wake up now.

>>84027686
>I bet we won't see James again.

Is this what l*nched dumb*ss normies actually believe?

>>84028519
I was sure he'd wake up after sipping the coffee.

>>84028611
And you were wrong. Like always. Just another instance of a stupid person being wrong.

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>>84027133
Daily reminder that Lynch and Frost doing with Dougie what they always intended to do with Laura Palmer in the original - the storyline that never resolves to fuck with audience and keep them hooked to the wild ride of secondary plotlines, characters and bizarre scenes

>>84027905
Good post

>>84028017
Better post

>>84028504
Lynch approved the song's reveal specifically to fuck with us. Kyle even said in an interview that the anticipation of Coop waking up was gonna be "interesting". No matter what Cooper will be a different man in a different world, and if he wakes up he'll likely see his sole purpose as taking out bad Dale.

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two piles of dirt with no real peaks

>>84028649
If this isn't the most fun you've had watching a tv show in many years...I don't know what to tell you.

>>84028641
Are you one of the people in the Facebook comments section who tells anyone who complains about the show that they're too stupid to get it?

>>84027133
What is the best Twin Peaks music and why is it The Pink Room?

https://youtu.be/Bij6d-KU4aA

>you will never shoot a sex scene with Sheryl Lee in a seedy bar while this plays loud enough to drown out all dialogue

>>84028677
I'm sure Michael was referring to his minor successes in Twin Peaks and Carnivale. Two decent roles that never gave him a real career.

>>84028680
Don't know what you're implying, but to me season 3 is pure bliss, I've never even hoped for it to be this fucking good

>>84027171
Lynch should have used where is my mind by the pixies. What a wasted opportunity. When will you people realise he's nothing but a hack?

>>84027686
>they just want to see Lynch do weird things

That's why I'm here, I need my noveltypussy tickled.

>>84028683
No.

>>84028726
That's interesting.

>>84028719
This. That it still has the heart and soul of Twin Peaks was just a bonus.

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>>84028709
>minor success

MJA is the main attraction in both shows

>discussing TP with a normie the other day
>Have you ever seen TP?
>You're talking about that show with the midget in a red suit, right?

Coopfags eternally BTFO

>>84028649
I just wanted to see Cooper get out of the Lodge. I don't even care he's stone cold retarded.

>>84028762
what adds insult to the INJURY is that Lynch FIRED him because he was bringing to the LIGHT what was TRUE about him. Lynch is a perverted bigot who expresses his FUCKED SEXUALITY through his FILMS; it is his ONLY LEGAL OUTLET.

>>84028762
god, heather graham is such a slut
it's making my boner act funny

>>84028762
Morning, Mike. Any starring roles lately? I'm sure your phone is ringing off the hook, especially since you got upstaged by a tree.

>>84028795
Her and Donna are the patrician Waifus

TW or American Gods??

>>84028887
>David Lynch or discount Grant Morrison

Isn't it obvious?

how long until it airs?

Is Annie going to be back at any point or has bad coop killed her?

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>>84028904
> David Lynch
David "You're lynched" Lynch

>>84028925
13 hours, 10 minutes. 9 PM EST.

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what a madman

Is there even any room for debate that Norma is best girl? Especially considering Peggy Lipton aged like fine wine.

I mean she was my momfu in Twin Peaks Seasons 1 and 2 but this new season has elevated her to Twin Peaks Official Best Girl

I cant be the only one infuriated by the way these other characters are handling dougie. Hes regressed to like a fucking 1 year old and no one seems super concerned about it. It keeps taking me out of the show that his wife just keeps moving wile he might as well be fucking drooling on himself. these characters actions make absolutely 0 sense

>>84029104
This is him on a good day.

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AM I OLD ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW, AGENT COOPER?

>>84028904
Grant Morrison is discount Alan Moore, who is discount Thomas Pynchon. Poor guy got ripped off by loser trash comics writers.

Shelly is still fucking hot

>>84029104
Janey said he had episodes and he obviously wasn't a real person. Next time turn your phone off and pay attention.

>>84029126
fuck shes still kinda cute

>>84029104
S U R R E A L

>>84029129
And Neil Gayman is right at the bottom of that sad pile.

>>84029066
What a patrician, he knows film is dead as a medium.

>>84029126
>>84029146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DakI6IOHCpY

still would

>>84029145
>episodes
right, thats all fine and good, but usually you would do something about someone having an episode no? if they know that dougie has episodes like this occasionally, then why was everyone so dumbfounded that he was acting this way? and why did his boss give him that stack of reports to do? I understand that this isnt supposed to really make a whole lot of sense, but its still frustrating

>>84029177
Fuck so would I. She's like a sexier Piper Laurie now.

>>84029165
>Neil Gayman
wait, that's his name?

>>84029126
wtf how did she age worse than Coop?

>>84029192
The boss probably thought he was cognizant considering he just called that other agent a liar.

>>84029174
>he knows film is dead as a medium.

implying Lynch could make a good superhero movie

>>84029192
They're not really that dumbfounded. More concerned that it's a worse episode than usual. Seems like people who know him are used to similar behavior.

>>84029219
I think Lynch could save film if he made some capeshit. Normies would get LYNCHED and then it would finally kill the genre.

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>>84029219
>implying he wouldn't

>>84027908
Lmao back to Avengers filmlet

>>84029209
It's called being a woman.

>>84029219
>superhero
>good
Keep buying those action figures good goy.

>>84027686
>"I bet we won't see James again. What a waste."
>taking the time to actually block someone you just disagree with.

general lee is still the best character

>>84029104
Dougie is the embodiment of people who have problems and need help. Everyone else, is the average person. They don't care, its not worth the average person's time to bother with helping with someone clearly in distress. The only people who care about him are those who need something from him, maybe the one person who actually cares is his wife.

Jade only cared because she needed to get to her next client and needed to get Dougie out of her house of operation.

The casino only cared because he was some how just constantly winning and this hurt them deeply.

Those he works with only care because they need him to work. The assistants help him because they are more worried about their own jobs than Dougie, they fear he might react or their boss might reaction for not helping him.

The cop only cared about Dougie standing at the statue because its his job to enforce laws.

The black lodge has had a great effect on the world since Cooper has been gone, its turned people to apathy and its only going to get worse until BOB is stopped. Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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TFW new dougie episode tonight

>>84029219
implying superhero movies have any soul and are anything more than, at best, a sleek product

>>84029192
>why did his boss give him that stack of reports to do?
Calling the agent a liar was Cooper, with help from the Black Lodge. That wasn't a typical Dougie moment.

But people are acting like Dougie was more mindless than he was. In the brief scene we see him with Jade, he's a reasonably normal guy.

>>84029293
>The black lodge has had a great effect on the world since Cooper has been gone, its turned people to apathy and its only going to get worse until BOB is stopped.

Glad I'm not the only one who caught this.

>>84027133
Normies

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>hit and run scene
>people reacting, subtle callback to the Laura's death reactions
>near the end of the scene police sirens are in the background
>"WHY DID NOBODY CALL THE COPS THEY WERE JUST STANDING THERE"

>>84029221
Right, but even the random people he had met didnt seem to notice his "episode", the only one i can even think of is the lady at the change counter in the casino. The head of that casino was responding to dougie as if he was talking a big game. Also, that coffee guy kept reacting to dougie as if this behavior is unexpected, if dougie has had these episodes before, wouldnt that guy be more receptive to whats going on?

>>84029293
I was expecting an explanation similar to this, and while i can respect this interpretation, its still difficult to watch when these characters are acting so outside the norm of what normal people would do. I guess i just need to turn off a little more?

>>84029321
Also, does anyone know what dougie was doing when he was drawing on the reports, and why his boss was so relieved or whatever when he "got it"?

>>84029355
Pretty sure i said these exact words

>>84029355
was that scene supposed to be funny, or am I just an edge lord?
>Horne kid screaming and shouting
>over-the-top pittoresque small town people
>witnesses just gasping and doing exaggerated bad acting
saw it with my brother and laughed during the scene, he didn't see anything funny about it

>>84029373
He was implicating Sizemore's character for insurance fraud.

>>84029393
edgelord lad

>fall for the meme and watch this show
>boring as fuck and the plot drags on forever
>put it on as background noise since the visuals are nice to look at every once and a while

the lady who's pretending to be a teenager (the villian from men in black) is pretty hot though

>>84029393
Yeah, I felt a bit of satire in it. Kids die in a ton of shit these days.

>>84029373
He was connecting repeating names on the reports. Blatant fraud. The stairs were probably nothing. Maybe thinking about the zig-zag floor of the lodge and the curtains.

>>84029393
I giggled a bit too, the reactions from the townspeople were very unbelievable

>>84029430
My guess about the pictures is the ladder he climbed in the machine and the floor chevrons.
Those pictures could've been an attempt to wake up, too.

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lel

>>84029406
>>84029430
I see, its still a bit wierd to me that his boss didnt tell him to go home and rest until his episode was over or something, if we are to believe that dougie has had episodes before. I mean, at that point itd be very obvious that theres something wrong with dougie.

>>84029492
BRAVO LYNCH

>>84029492
That jean jacket girl is fuckin cute

>>84029494
You'd be surprised how many people just don't give a shit or just passively tolerate autists.

>>84029492
it's intended to be satire ya dolt

>>84029494
>its still a bit wierd to me that his boss didnt tell him to go home and rest until his episode was over or something
The whole point is that no one cares about him so long as he still maintains a minimal level of functionality. He solves the cases for work, so his boss is thrilled with him. Never mind that he scribbled all over them. He brings home hundreds of thousands of dollars and keeps going to work so his wife is fine with him.

>>84029373
It is hard for me to watch the characters just outright ignore Dougie's blatant problems as well but I think its all apart of the message. Its very subtle horror.

Season 3 of Twin Peaks has been the most disturbing thing I have experienced in media.

>>84029492
Honestly the golf hat guy isn't bad.

>>84029523
I can get behind that, its still frustrating to me though. Maybe thats part of it? maybe david lynch is a genius and this season is rooting itself into the core of my psyche and disturbing me on a level i dont even understand.

probably not though

>>84029546
i like him and thiccfu as far as conventional 'acting' goes. the rest were obviously meticulously directed by Lynch to function as a dark satire of contemporary society, as well as providing a moment of ironic comedic dissonance

>>84029492
this is actually pretty realistic because 90% of people are poorly faking their emotional reactions in real life

>>84029512
I know right

>>84027160
>GAY FROGS

>>84029576
I mean if most of these explanations haven't sunk in there's not much help left.

>>84029576
It's absolutely meant to be frustrating. There's a level of dramatic irony in that you understand the situation way more than anyone else does or even cares to, and then there's also the fact that you want him to get help to go back to being the character you know and love and you don't know if or when he is, because people either don't care, or they're old and not exceedingly competent anymore like Hawk.

>>84029649
>It's absolutely meant to be frustrating.

I get that, but that doesnt make it not frustrating, i can appreciate the commentary and still be fooled by it

/v/ always shits on you guys but this thread is hella chill

>>84027587
Dude that's not only a bit straightforward. That's some later season 2 Dead Dog Farm level of straightforwardness.

>>84029691
go back to your children's toys you faggot. /tpg/ is for adults

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>>84029679
>I get that, but that doesnt make it not frustrating

>>84029725
If its meant to be frustrating, and it doesn't frustrate you, doesn't that mean it has failed?

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>>84027133

FUCK DOUGIE JONES

>>84029751
>one of Lynch's most coherent works
>plebs are still LYNCHED

>>84029751
>when normies hate nice things and then leave those nice things alone

>>84029751
>after waiting over 25 years
>probably not even 25 herself
Muh nostalgia for things I wasn't around to experience

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who here didn't realize ike was a midget? they did a really good job changing the room to make it look like he was normal height

>>84029576
to be fair, she did plan to take him to the doctor during his lunch break last episode. but then the gangsters called and she had to change plans.

>>84029848
>that feel when you are as old as the show
>you only got into the show in the past year on a random chance of having nothing to watch and someone mentioning I should watch Twin Peaks

>>84029875
jamie pull it up

>>84029751
>waited 25 years
>series ended 27 years ago

Fucking plebs

>>84029875
Look at that door handle? It's the same height as his chest.

You are a manlet yourself aren't you?

dougie jones

>>84029893
Yeah speaking of which what kind of pussy ass "gangsters" just let that tiny bitch walk all over them like that? i was half expecting her to get her shit pushed in real fuckin hard

>>84029691
Literally every board shits on every other board. We're all the same though.

>>84029901
I got into it because of the reboot, im glad i trudged through the second half of season 2

>>84029952
I dont think ive ever seen /wg/ shit on anyone, or vice versa

9gag is destroying this show at the moment

>>84029988
NOOOOO, not 9gag, how can we ever recover?

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>>84029751
damn i hate lynch now

>>84029988
literally who?

>>84029938

Literally this.

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J'ai une café de Dougie.

>>84029293
what about the girl who knew something was wrong
what did she want from dougie?

>>84029595
[faint REEE in the distance]

>>84029219
R O N N I E
O
C
K
E
T

So which episodes are skippable? Can I just enter the show with the next one tonight?

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>>84029300

Based Dougiekino

>>84030153
Are you starting from nothing? what have you seen

WHATS THAT COOP

>>84030153
Nothing is skippable.

>>84030153

No! You must follow every sentence so you could understand this show and read the books about it to get the bigger picture.

>>84027303
That's dopplecoop.

>>84030153
1-4

>>84027171
>>84027299
FUCK THAT

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>>84029751
Thank god for Lynch, the greatest normie filter of our time. Good to see them crawl back to the Clinton archipelago and cry to the customers at Starbucks about getting no job with their gender studies degree,

>>84030322
Lynch is past his expiration date, Refn is our lord and saviour

>>84027686
>they're not Twin Peaks fans, they're Lynch fans.

I mean, he's not wrong. I got into Twin Peaks because I like Lynch.

>>84030362
Who's Refn?

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>>84027133
New episode titles:
>Part 9: This is the chair.
>Part 10: Laura is the one.
>Part 11: There's fire where you are going.
>Part 12: Let's rock
what does it mean?.

>>84027686
>clears throat
ahahaha
L

Y

N

C

H

E

D

>>84030435
>lets rock

damn, 5 more episodes until coop is back

>>84029104

There's an implication that "real" Dougie either had drug problems or at the very least a drinking problem. Maybe they assume he's just drunk or high out of his mind our extremely hung over.

Reminder that Coop has reached the white lodge which is why he's become so infantilised and innocent and won't ever fully return to his original ways

>>84029104
No worse than everyone going along with Nadine going to Highschool.
It's Twin Peaks, what were you expecting?

>>84027686
>'Rion Dylan'
Who? Why would I care about his opinion?

>>84030435
>This is the chair
No idea
>Laura is the one
Notes from Laura's diary are finally deciphered
>There's fire where you are going
Hawk enters the Black Lodge
>Let's rock
The meaning of the phrase is finally explained. Coop may be back.

>>84030568
That pissed me off too

>>84029988
How? Where can I look at raging normoids? Please provide more info anon

>>84030503
I can't think of a drug that would make you autistic

>>84030707
This is the chair and I AM THE TABLE

>lets rock
We find out that Chester Desmond turned into an actual small rock after touching the ring.

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>>84030789
Post yfw he reveals his new table

Have these norms complaining about Twin Peaks and Lynch ever seen one of his other projects?

This is a lot more coherent than say Inland Empire or the second half of Mulholland Drive.

Also, didn't that guy from the Denny's in Mulholland Drive make a cameo in the Pilot? Sorry, I'm a bit behind being from Europe and all. Also, I think I've seen the room that said guy was sitting in before. I think it was in MD as well

So is Iowa City going to appear tonight or no?

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>>84030794
Pls no ;_;

>>84030789
This is the chair might be a reference to Lucy and her first ever dialogue in the original Twin Peaks, where she redirects a phone call to one of two tables.


But that's a reach. This is the chair more likely refers to one of the seats in the Black Lodge

>>84030707
>This is the chair
I think this will be said by Linda's brother or something when she receives her electric wheelchair.

Do we know much about the trees at the grove?
Should we read much into the fact the arm is turning into one?

Additionally, what do we know/theorise about their connection to electricity?

I'm not overly familiar to Lynch's works. Would he actually have a consistent and complete explanation for these things in his mind, and if he does should we expect to have these things revealed to us as well?

Are women really as retarded as that chick that asked for a light then sat next to Horne?

>>84029322
I don't know that Bob's doing anything but taking advantage of the situation. The wooden power poles they keep showing, the ones that sucked up the kid's soul and were in the trailer park where Desmond disappeared, that's probably what's spreading the lodge's influence. It's Ben and Catherine's fault selling space ghost cursed lumber around the country.

>>84030941
We don't know much about the 12 sycamore trees except they're sycamore trees, they surround a strange material that smells like scorched engine oil and they appear to be dead.
I don't think the Arm is a tree, he looks more like a neuron to me. Which makes sense since there are electrical pulses on him.

Lynch won't provide a consistent and complete explanation, that's just not what he does. That's the beauty of what he does: unlike other 2deep4you hacks out there such as Lindelof who write stuff on the fly and try to stitch their shit together in a ridiculous fashion, Lynch is very meticulous, provides a clear base that is easily understood but spices it up with anomalies and gives you just enough clues for you to interpret his material the way you want. Just take a look at the many different interpretations of Eraserhead or Lost Highway.

>>84030783
vaccines

Whens the next episode come out? i just binged the first 6

>>84031173
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/

hated dougie at first but now I think I like his scenes the most

>>84031213

You're becoming a true cinemaphile.

>>84029492
Maybe I'm too deep in the Lynch cult, but there MUST be some reason this scene was so cheesy

I refuse to believe that a director as elite as Lynch did something like this without good reason.

>>84031245
I thought it was pretty obvious he's taking the piss out of dumb melodrama in TV shows. There's no way he wasn't intending for those reactions to be somewhat comedic.

>>84031245
Lynch has always been cheesy, it's part of his style.

>>84031212
thanks anon

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>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH

>>84027299
Oh goddamnit

>>84031434
>tuesday

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>>84030848
Denny's (Winkie's) guy has been in two episodes so far.

>>84027312
I own the books Secret History of Twin Peaks and the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer.

>>84029209
It's prosthetics for a movie dumdum

>>84027133
>implying even the NEVER EVER people didnt love the original Coop
You´re not fooling anyone

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>>84027299
Last episode with the real Agent Cooper finally breaking out of his Dougie persona during the final moments of the finale before finally ending with "see you in 25 years".

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>>84027299
Don't fucking do it Lynch

>>84027171
How do you know it closes the series?

>>84031593

I'd cry of happiness if that's what's gonna happen.

>>84031726
He doesn't, people are just speculating wildly.

Why would you not want Cooper to come back to his senses? I am not saying turning into the same person he was 25 years ago, just regaining his faculties. Is it because of muh normies?

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>anons saying this promo picture is proof that dougie isn't sticking around and we'll soon get agent cooper back
>implying we won't get a comically lighthearted scene where Gordon Cole and Diane teach Dougie how to drive

DOUGIE GIVE TWO RIDES

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>>84031851

No, because it's 2017, get over it!

>>84031888 (Jackpot)

HELOOOOO-OOOO-OOOO

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>>84031851
Because Dougie is just too adorable.

>>84031851
because DUDE COFFEE LMAO

>>84029952
smaller boards are very, very different
/fa/ may as well be on another website

>>84029293
>Dougie is the embodiment of people who have problems and need help. Everyone else, is the average person. They don't care, its not worth the average person's time to bother with helping with someone clearly in distress.

This interpretation makes sense. I mean, when Jade drops him off at the Casino he is literally walking around saying "call for help" and no one does anything besides push him along to the next person. Not even the security guard.

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>>84030789

>>84030435
>Part 9: This is the chair.
Could 'the Arm' be a part of the chair then. I guess it makes sense seeing that he's made out of wood this season.

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>>84029751
>there is no story
Is this bitch retarded?

>>84030918
Sounds about right. You just made me realize that the electicity is connected to everything and chair may be part of it.

Ya know, a few episodes back I was hoping to get coop back but seeing how much dougie pisses off hipster teens who buy funko pops of coop I now want dougie to stay dougie forever

>>84030848
of course they haven't, that's why they hated Fire Walk With me (a very coherent movie) and hate season 3

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Is this the picture Ben Horne had on his desk when taking to Audrey

>>84032114

literally this

>>84031851
everyone wants him to come back, it's just that not everyone is angry that he isn't back yet

>>84029901
I watched it 4 years ago only because of the Gravity Falls cartoon I was watching then being partly inspired by Twin Peaks

>>84028366
The song is accurate. Coop will get his memories and full consciousness back. But he won't be the same as he was. He can't be. I think part of the reason he's having trouble waking up is because he knows his old life is gone and he has nothing to return to. He wants to keep dreaming of Dougie because at least as Dougie he has a life.

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>>84030873
What was his M.O?

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>>84032114
>hates hipsters
>likes something because some fictitious majority he created in his head does not like it
Nice self-awareness there, kid.

> tfw no jazz ost

>>84027652
It doesn't say that. It says he can't be who he was before being trapped in the lodge. That's a very broad statement.

>>84032226
I'll show you kid

>>84032226

WHO YOU CALLIN A FUCKIN KID

>>84032226
This is my contrarian friend and Donald Trump. He has such a hate boner for SJWs and liberals, he can't see how fucking ridiculous Trump being President is.

>>84032112
The electricity crackling as Carl comforted the mother was a signal that the spirits are still gathering Garmonbozia. "The fucks are at it again."

>>84028716
Fuck off Damon

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>tfw no tumblr hipster Coop obsessed gf who looks, dresses, LARPS, and acts like Audrey

>>84032012
The whole Dougie plot line is an indictment of modern life. Even the original Dougie was an asshole. Literally a hollow man with no soul save for a little lump of metal.

>>84032298
You're in the wrong here

>>84032367
But audreyfag, she was a mistake

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>>84032367
i want a hipster asian josie cosplaying gf

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alright lads here's the deal
>you get to marry Lara Flynn Boyle in her prime
>you can't divorce her and have to continue being in a physical and emotional relationship with her for her entire life

yes or no

>>84032428
no

>>84032428

fuck no, her prime ended way too early and then you get trainwreck lara for the next 60 years

>>84032428
No.

>>84032428
fuck no
>>84032417
dis bitch disgusting

>>84032428
yeah but I kill myself after her Twin Peaks era ends

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>>84032428
> Lara Flynn Boyle
> not Moira Kelly

>>84028384
>one
>talking like this on the internet

>>84032428
She's literally only cute for one episode, the pilot. I don't know what happened after that.

MARES EAT DOATS

AND DOZY OATS<

AND MARILYN LAMZY DIVEY

A KIDLEY DIVEY DOO WOULDN'T YOU

>>84030941
He won't explain the direct relationships between things, but there are a lot of heavy motifs or cues to point you in the right/wrong/a direction. A lot of the stuff about electricity comes from fire walk with me, or more specifically the missing pieces. Also pay attention to the sound design of the show, particularly the new series, the buzz or image of powerlines appear at significant moments.

>>84032487
Moira still got it.

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>>84032487
>anyone on the cast
>not Madchen Amick

>>84032066
I doubt it will be it but I instantly came to think about the chair Laura was sitting in when she got groped by the sex cult in the woods in TSDoLP

>>84032203
What time is it, anon?

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>>84032071
Millennials

They crave a dreamy story that weaves their sheltered upbringing into a politically charged post-modernist narrative.

They have absolutely no idea why myth is such a vital pillar of story-telling, something both Lynch and Frost understand.

Hollywood is desperately trying to appeal to these people and will blame everyone but themselves if they fail. Lynch just refuses to toe the line.

>>84029429
I see we're still throwing the word 'satire' around like fucking idiots.


This scene had echoes of the scene on the pilot, when Sarah realises Laura is dead and begins to shriek and cry in raw, naked grief. Grace Zabriskie and Lynch really crank it up to 11 in that scene, and Zabriskie herself has said that when she's attended screenings this scene has actually elicited laughter from some audience members. Some people just don't know what to do in the fave of pure, honest, agonising grief. Ever had the bizarre compulsion to laugh at a funeral? I have, and it's this that Lynch is tapping into again in this scene.

>>84032709
>reee everything is millenials fault

wew lad

Doge Cooper for the next OP, hope you're ready

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>>84032428

>>84029578
>dark satire if contemporary society

This try hard 'analysis'

>>84032709
>it's a "le wrong generation millennial tries to criticize other millennials" episode

>>84030376
Nicholas Winding Refn you absolute fucking pleblord.

That anon is wrong, btw

>>84032851
> Refn
> wow le meme moviemaker
disgusting redditard

>>84032172
You should be more embarrassed by this than I think you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandeis_University

Wheres the next thread

>>84032748
>>84032798

Well their parent's generation is also to blame.

Hollywood's writers are hired from American colleges that are controlled by screeching millenials. After 1968, the humanities fell completely to the left as that was the only way to keep them from administrative positions that actually matter.

Little regard was given to the fact that they would end up undermining the nat/sci field.

The constant pampering has shaped the millennial's expectations and it shows.

Of course there are outliers, namely those millennials growing up in provincial America. I wonder whether their dissociation from urban internationalist 'America' will ever get the opportunity to break the Liberal chokehold on Hollywood.

>>84032971
jew palace

>>84032893
Its normal for millenials to watch childrens cartoons, I frequented the /co/ general with no shame
Also I'm pedosexual

>>84032987
>actually believing this

>>84032987
You're gonna have to try harder than that

>>84033012
>>84033019
Prove me wrong then

>>84033038
You didnt even really make any claims that arent purely subjective, source your shit and then we can talk

>>84032738
At thanksgiving I was surprised that all my normie relatives found the assassin's aesthetic assassination to be funny as h*ck
What is wrong with people

>>84032987
>I'm 12

>>84033038
You don't need to be proven wrong. You hold a very fringe, ostracizing viewpoint and likely never express it in public to other people. I don't care what you bitch about on an anonymous website because your politically charged delusion doesn't have any meaning.

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>>84033061
I know it, you know it, everyone knows it
Why is it that people always ask for sources for the obvious reality of liberal influence but you can make up any history to blame on puritan or catholic influence and people will just believe it

>>84033129
Making any kind of implication that this large a part of society is being effected by anything in a major way requires you to back that shit up. Source your claims and then we can talk. And stop projecting so hard, i never said any of the things you just mentioned

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>>84033129

>>84033061
<a href="https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:zlguNLvc0dwJ:https://areomagazine.com/2017/03/27/how-french-intellectuals-ruined-the-west-postmodernism-and-its-impact-explained/+&cd=1&hl=de&ct=clnk&gl=de"></a>
Best summary I could find. A decent explanation of why the left has abandoned talking about weatlth and focusses on identity politics instead,

>>84033100
>Y-you're just immature anon
Sure tell yourself I'm not an adult. Quality argument.

>>84033106
Funny you say that. I often discuss this with others, local politicians for eample. There was a lot of criticism of the generation of 68, the betrayal of its ideals and its impact on child-rearing here in Germany.

Do you live in a country where public discourse is banned anon?

>>84033204
>that font
jesus fucking christ

>>84033204
>that awful font

NEW

>>84033274

>>84033274

>>84033274

>>84033204
that font tho

>>84033255
If youre in the next thread ill find you after i finish reading this anon

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>>84028301
>>84028384
>>84028412
>>84028433
That guy is a huge fag, but i'm not surprised people like this only like these things on a superficial level. they don't understand art.

>>84029091
I'm still a Shelly and Annie man myself.

>>84027299
hmmmmmmmmmmmm... idk

>>84033204
Youll be looking for your teeth on queer street

>>84034103
was Truman problematic?

>>84030362
Refn is a fucking amateur compared to Lynch. It's not even close.