Movies you liked that got destroyed critically

>>83921758
It had a few okay scenes, I suppose?

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>>83921758
As a Dracula movie it was disappointing, specially because he he chose to kill all the vampires instead of become their ruler for some reason. That made his character more heroic than he should be.

I have really fond memories of this flick though, it was one of the last ones I watched with my mum before she passed away.

>>83922751
:,(

>>83921758
so he got his powers from some roman emperor turned vampire because god and the devil don't exist, they can't exist that would be offensive, but egyptian and pagan gods are real

you know very well who is behind this

>>83922751
Wait, there were other vampires in that movie?

>>83924024
The old vampire guy Charles Dance played?

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>>83924131
This might be the worst chart I've ever seen

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>>83924131
Liking Pain n Gain is considered "fuckyoucore"? It's one of the best comedies of the 2010s.

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Unironically had fun

>>83921758
Just saw this piece of shit yesterday on cuckflix. Embarrassingly boring, that guy is as charismatic as Sam Worthington. Had to watch Wolf Of Wall Street then for a while to get the stink out of my eyes

>>83921758
I thought the opening was fine, but it had shit dialogue and stupid plot points.

>lets just blind ourselves while fighting the vampire, nothing could possibly go wrong

>>83924246
If you don't like more than half of what's on that list you're an insufferable twat

>>83924131
People disliked A Feast for Crows?

I really liked the action. The vampire powers were cool. It's also nice to see Turkroaches get skewered. Yeah it sucked as a Dracula movie, but it was a decent capeshit

>>83921758
Transformers 3

>>83924372
I bet you watch capeshit

>>83924455
I bet you have AIDS

>>83924448
I'd really like the Transformers movies if
1) They got rid of the human protagonists
2) Made shorter
I don't know who Michael Bay thinks he is, but 2.5 hours of CGI and pointless human drama sharing the screen with giant murderbots is just too much.

>>83924510
Knew it

>>83924131
but these are all shit

>>83921758
Couldnt they have done something similar to Nosferatu or Hellsing?

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>>83921758
Everytime ;_; that atmosphere & feel throughout the entire move that oozes "passion project"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQH6lvzDKZ4

>>83924024
All of the people from his castle, servants, villagers or soldiers became vampires, except for his wife and son

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>>83924348
>That scene where Set is fusing the remnants of the dead gods onto his kaijin form.

I'll never have an objective opinion on Little Nicky (yes, the Adam Sandler movie where he's the son of the devil). It's one of the first movies where I got interested in the lore.

>>83924406
A lot of people did. Personally it's probably my favorite. Cersei's decent into paranoia and madness, Jamie's adventures in the Riverland, and Victarion make it great.

>>83924618
this was good up to the point that they tried to make it 2001. If it had stayed a straight exploration, adventure movie with human problems instead of "muh Martians" it would have been a lot better off.

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I still don't get the hate. I understand people's problems with it, but it's so damn much fun to watch.

>>83924131
Skull Island and MAYBE R1 are the only things on that image that aren't complete and utter ass.

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>>83924131
Watchmen, 300, Prometheus, Prototype, American Sniper, Cloud Atlas, Rogue One, Kong, and Episode 3 are all critically acclaimed.

>>83924618
It was hilarious how Gary Sinise acted all high and mighty when the aliens showed up like he was the chosen one because he lost his wife, when Connie Nielsen also lost her partner. But Gary didn't give a fuck about that shit

>>83924131
Horus Rising is 40K kino you pleb

>>83924975

I loved seeing this in cinemas, kino as fuck

>>83925073
watching the last race on the big screen is probably my favorite cinematic experience of all time.

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Nic Cage is the king of Fuck You I Liked It movies

>>83924131
>video games, anime, capeshit
kill yourself

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Love this.

It was a great update to a classic.

>>83924131
Red Dawn is one of the worst movies ever made. It was made just to cash in on stupid right wing Americans going to see it in the 1980s.

>>83924197
Hey, Cuckmann liked it.

>>83924406
I generally didn't like much of books 2 and 4 as much as the others, but I didn't think it was really bad

>>83924131

Freddy Got Fingered is pure kino.

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>>83924131
A Feast for Crows and Freddy Got Fingered are both great and I will defend them until the day I die.

>>83924406
Yes, it's the worst book.

>>83926399
fuck off no it's not

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Classic Keanu

>>83924573
it was a different feel they were going for m8

>>83926399
It's much better than the highly overrated A Storm of Swords and the highly disappointing A Dance with Dragons.

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I have not seen a new release film since The Game in 1997

I literally don;t even care at all about new garbage oosing out in the guise of film entertainment.. you couldn't pay me to sit through the virtue signaling, spoon feeding emotional trigger device dollar extractors referred to as movies...

I feel like I'm unironically the only person who was hype for ASM3 and ASM4 with the Sinister Six...

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>>83927771

forgot pic

>>83925131
That one had a very diablo-like (the game) feel to it, I liked it.

>>83921758
I hope the mummy ties into this somehow

>>83924348
this

>>83922927
You do realize that jews and Christians share the same god, right?

>>83924406
Only people who dislike ASOIAF as a whole. AFFC and ADWD really elevated the series for me, I don't care what anyone says. I care more about the characters than ever before.

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I don't know why it gets trashed so hard, was a fun action flick.

>>83927771

the deal with Marvel is only for 2 Spider-Man movies and the appearance in Avengers 3... Would it be possible for Sony to continue the Garfield spider-man movies after the deal is over?

They are already making a Venom movie without Spider-Man somehow right?

>>83924782
Wasn't this critically acclaimed? Most that saw it liked it, the problem is not many people saw it.

>>83929398
>Jews believing in the Trinity
guess again.

>>83926399
>disliking Cersei becoming the reincarnation of Mad King Aerys before Jaime's very eyes

>>83924406
The constant cersei chapters were painful. The combined book a feast with dragons is fine though.

>>83927799
You're not alone. I didn't love ASM1, but ASM2 was the great

>>83924024
After everyone was beaten by the Turks and he became permanently cursed her turned the survivors into vampire soldiers so they could get revenge.

>>83927771
>>83927799
same

>>83924197
Only sjws disliked this kino.

>>83921758
Doing into detail about Dracula's origins completely defeats the point of the original.

Just like star wars.

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Honestly dont understand the hate for this movie, other then fucking up Deadpool

>>83929568
I don't remember the girl on the left at all.

>>83929433
The movie - had it totally removed the "battleship" theme - would have been a solid, fun movie. I think that's what bothers a lot of people.

>>83926565
I have a colossal hard on for any form of entertainment like this
Where biblical shit is referenced and "holy weapons" are used
Does it have a name?
To give examples, Constantine is one, Hellsing anime with Alexander Anderson, Castlevania where they use crosses, holy water and a fucking weapon called "Vampire Killer"
What do I search for to find more of this

>>83924131
in the heart of the sea was so good i loved it.

>>83929478
I didn't mention the trinity and neither did you faggot
You claimed jews were denying that the judeo Christian god exist via the shit they peddle when they also believe in the same god
At least get your shit straight and loosen up that tinfoil

>>83929398
Jews worship Satan

>>83929986
Watch Priest, Van Helsing, and Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters

>>83929986
chuunibyou

>>83930061
I've watched those and love them
Van Helsing was my shit growing up
The werewolf in the movie is still my favorite werewolf out off all Hollywood

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>>83924197

>>83929986
Watch the Supernatural series

>>83930091
That looks like a gay as fuck anime
Does is have cool fights lined up with stuff like I described?

>>83930103

This. I still want to see Baywatch, seems like a good time.

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>>83921758

>>83930117
I did, I stopped after Crowley's mom came into the picture because it just couldn't keep me interested like it use to
I loved the whole Sam and Dean are opposites, then they flipped it so that Dean was the bad guy.
I loved the six shooter that could kill anything, but then they said lol nope except this. Then the angel swords and then Cain's weapon.
It just got our of hand.
The Leviathan were the last thing I enjoyed because they were supposed to be God's first creation that turned out to prey on all other creations.

>>83930130
No, he was listing that as a genre. Chuunibyou means "8th grader syndrome," wherein children come up with delusions of superpowers and shit. Read Fate/Stay night to see a straight-faced example, with over-the-top fights involving magic reincarnations of historic heroes

>>83930193
Well there was also a movie(kind of b-movie tho) where an archangel came to Earth during the apocalypse to protect humanity from the other Angels, which looked like spooky arachnoid humans or something.
Can't remember the title but it's the only thing I can think of right now with biblical themes

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>>83921758
Starship troopers is GOAT

>>83930271
I tried Fate/Stay
Didn't like it
I like Christian symbolism and references to dark forces v Christian god
Wait was he trying to insult me by saying I have 8th grader syndrome? I don't walk around thinking I'm God's warrior or some shit, I'm actually 100% fedora I just like the theme.

>>83930300
I watched that one too, they hold out at a dinner or some shit, right? Thanks angels want to kill some baby.

>>83930449
>>83930449
Legion ?

>>83930103
/ourguy/

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>>83929568

>>83930666
Satan confirms
Fuck X Men

>>83930605
That's the one I'm thinking off
Maybe the anon had another movie in mind

>>83930026
Im not him.
>I didn't mention the Trinity
which in the Christian context mean you didn't mention God. The jewish understanding of One Person in One God is incompatible with all but the most unorthodox forms of Christianity

>>83929433
>all the jokes about this on late night talk show monologues
>so they're making a Battleship movie. They're also making checkers and operation movies too.
smdh it was enough to warrant the horrible reviews

>>83921758
this is a better movie than the new Mummy

>>83924975
This movie is proof that anime can be adapted in the big screen

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>>83929986
hellboy, Constantine tv show and almost everything that Mignola did.

>>83924131
who didn't like horus rising?

>>83929537
They're not #litty enough.

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Had so much fun with this

>>83924348
My basketball american

Loved ra's boat pulling the sun and the first fight where horus got btfo wasn't bad

>>83931451
Personally prefer Galaxy In Flames, especially reading it for the first time

>>83930666
movie name?

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>>83924276
Get rid of the humor, fix up the pacing and this is a pretty good Mummy adaptation while being unique and fresh

>>83931568
You're not alone
My favorite movie this year

>>83931669
That's from a show called True detective

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This is a 7/10 fun popcorn flick

>that practical motorbike chase
>pretty good jokes
>3rd act was brilliant
>main characters are not super strong but do suffer weaknesses throughout when trying to finish their main goal

I remember I saw this movie with an ugly normcore habeast after a break up with my literal 10/10 girlfriend I met off 4chan.

She unrionically liked it. I made a joke saying "boy that sure sUuUuUuUuUuked" and she didnt laugh.

She gave me a hand job later

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Sue me

>>83929433
>super high tech aliens get blasted away by primitive tech
yeah, great movie

>>83921758
>movie about dracula
>dracula is huge moralfag
>muh wife and children
>muh curse

It was trash.

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Critics were far too hard on this. Its a perfectly fine film.

>>83921758
The critics didn't like it because it glorified the righteous massacring of Muslim hordes.

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>>83932421
>huge moralfag
>Impaled thousands

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I thought it was fun, and if i remember pretty violent for a disney movie.Depp played a great indian,shit he did a better charater here then in Pirates 5.

>>83932572
they're turkroaches so it's alright

>>83932646
This did every cheesy cowboy cliche right, I thought it was fantastic

>>83929986
Solomon Kane could be up your alley?

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I liked this movie a lot.

>>83924131

I never understood why In The Heart of the Sea wasn't received well.

I suppose its flip of a coin with Ron Howard movies and this landed on the coins edge

>>83932907
Watched that in the cinema. Was probably the only one who enjoyed it

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>>83933023

>>83924197

Me on the right

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>>83933265
Fucking Street Preacher.

>>83933021
I was more interested in the setting and the glimpses of the world you see than the actual story. Not bad effects n shit. Fairly entertaining imo

>>83929433
The scene when they fire the old battleship up to ac/dc is one the most merica scenes ever 10/10.

>>83924131
Literally everyone loves Watchmen and 300, what the fuck are you on about

>>83933021
I really enjoyed the movie too. It has an interesting story and universe. I hope it get's a sequel.

>>83924131
I-I like Naruto. Pls don't bully

>>83924904
I actually liked it fo' real - a nice over the top plot and good acting, plus some corny moments.

>>83929433
Nah, this movie would have been great in the 80's, alongside Commando, but now it just looked goofy and corny.

>>83924131
>capeshit
>everyone likes this
>capeshit
>weebshit
>just shit
>this fits the name of the list
>>>/lit/
>>>/lit/
>absolute dogshit
>also fits the list
>>>/lit/
>>>/v/
>fits the list
>so does this
>this
>and this
>back to weebshit
>back to dogshit
>more dogshit
>more capeshit
>capeshit
>good movie but not underrated
>only rlm drones dont like this
>animated childrens movies belong to >>>/co/

6/25
this list is pretty you should feel bad about yourself for posting this tier

>>83929986
Vampire hunter D: Blood Lust

>>83929568
this man
its top3 tied with logan and dofp in its franchise

>>83933021
I liked a lot of this too. I think it would have been better if they kept earth out of it all together and made a contained space opera like Star wars. Really cool visuals and concepts though

>>83932112
Jeff Bridges was great, everything was borderline shite.
>8 CAPTCHAS

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>>83932421
>just give us all your sons bro