Rot in piss.

Help us goy! Relax those media ownership laws!

>>83897158


Why, what's going on.

>>83897396
They're in administration

This is what you get for putting sand niggers on at prime time.

>>83897220
NewsCorp will take over it
This was probably deliberate
Force a free to air station to the brink of shutting down to force the government either allow the amount of free to air content to be reduced or force it to allow greater consolidation

>>83897516
Its what you get for having nothing else to offer people when the Secret Life of Us demographic stop watching tv

>>83897158
They had hardly any reality tv. 9 and 7 churn that out cheaply. They didnt seem to show as many movies as the other channels over the last few years just 3 episodes of fucking Hawaii five o on friday

>>83897177
Be more Halal.

>>83897414
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but 10 was the best channel
>watching tv

You now remember that abortion of a monstrosity that was SkitHOUSE

Press S to spit on its grave

>>83897703
I remember liking that show when I was in primary school.

File: bunnings drone.png (23KB, 874x200px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 874x200px

no more family feud???

File: 1412566099834.jpg (63KB, 530x600px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 530x600px

>hey ratings are down how the fuck do we save ourselves
>play more simpsons reruns senpai, the simos are big memes now you'll rake in a fortune
>crikey it didnt work

>>83897562
or foxtel

>5 minutes of content
>55 minutes of PAY FOR MY YACHT GOYIM

>>83897770
i didn't watch ten, were they at least old simpsons reruns?

File: 1497207536365.jpg (125KB, 655x653px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 655x653px

>>83897158
>no more Have You Been Paying Attention

>>83897562
>>83897220

I guarantee it. It's going to be a white elephant for whoever purchases it though

>>83897785
No the dumb fucks replaced it with Malcolm in the middle

>>83897785
>or foxtel
you do know who owns foxtel right?

>>83897678
What is googlebox?

>>83897804
Good

>>83897798
NewsCorp will streamline costs by having it share content with its other outlets
i.e. its news division will be replaced with Sky

Network Ten had it coming for a long time. I knew this would happen.

>>83897835
Fuck off

I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION!

SEINFELD AND SIMPSONS RERUNS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!

>>83897835
Fuck you tripfag. I don't think many people saw it coming as Gina and that newcorp kiddo kept putting money into it so it will be their propaganda arm

>>83897857
Seinfeld is on 7 network now

>>83897821
ahh forgot that, I guess 9 and 7 sell better shit

Has anyone here tried to sit down and watch free to air TV in Australia these days?

It is just so fucking unbearable

>endless talking heads blathering on and on and on and on, just the most mind numbing commentary
>at least 20 minutes per hour of the most mindnumbing ads - got your funeral insurance yet goy?
>half the channels devoted to constant infomercials

it's just unbearable for any length of time

File: .jpg (104KB, 298x309px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 298x309px

>Australian television

YEAH BRO, CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH GOGGLE BOX, MASTERCHEF, GAMESHOW #42, THE BLOCK, DATING SHOW #92, NEIGHBORS HAHA EPIC!!!!

File: maxresdefault.jpg (140KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1280x720px

HERE THEY COME, HERE THEY COME
UH-OH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAfaZRRK-XA

>>83897806
i know newscorp owns foxtel, i'm saying that foxtel would make it particularly more cancerous

>>83897821
>gogglebox
i saw ads for it like once

>>83897876
The Chase is good

>>83897835
You're STILL on aborted narrative watch you fucking cunt

>>83897158
guess bogans and old people will be stuck with 7 and 9 now.

>>83897857
I think 7 has the syndication rights for Seinfeld
>>83897881
I watched one episode for me it was like looking into a zoo enclosure but for many I'm sure its like looking into a mirror.
Also ten has that celebrity eating bugs show that kinda reality
Also the bachelor/ette also reality

File: file.png (289KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 500x375px

>>83897821
literally Youtube reaction videos: the television show

>>83897723
S Shittttt

NITV had Summer Wars on last month. It was weird.

>tfw I work for a company that provides services for 9
>see their employees from time to time
>they all know that they're next
FEELS GOOD.

How to fix channel 10

>6am-9am
Anime and cartoons (revive cheez tv basically)

>9am-12pm
children's programmes

>12pm-3pm
Mum-core soap operas

3pm-6pm
comfy 80s and 90s sitcoms

>6pm
Simpsons reruns

6:30pm-7:30pm
comfy local news

7:30pm-11:30pm
comfy 80s and 90s tv kinodrama

11:30pm-12am
News rerun

>12am-5am
Station close

5am-6am
Religious programming

>>83897835
COULDN'T

>>83897875
>got your funeral insurance yet goy?
ad content is a good indicator of the demographic watching
who do you think ads for funeral insurance, life insurance, retirement homes, etc are directed at? the young? the middle aged? or the elderly?

>>83897926
5-6am should be aerobics

>>83897880
at least they're trying to make original content and not reality tv

>>83897862
I worked in advertising for years. Channel 10 were easy to bait into giving up free ad space for very low prices compared to the other networks. Very incompetent staff.

>>83897891
the british one is really good

>>83897906
>haha look at these totally familiar people in a family in melbourne watching tv and making funny comments
a really good way to find people to rob would be to walk down the street, listen for gogglebox on the tv in some house, and then hit them when they inevitably go to some concert.

>who robbed you
>i dont know
>who checked out your house
>i dont know
>what did they take
>i dont know
>why would someone rob you
>i dont know

the perfect crime

>>83897926
>Anime and cartoons (revive cheez tv basically)

Cheez TV was kino.

How many channel is enough for Rupert Murdoch?

>>83897891
UK version is better 2bh

>>83897952
I think here come the habibs is comfy fun

>>83897925
it feels good to know that someone who contracts you wont be paying you money?

>>83897941
Aerobics Oz Style, my secret childhood lover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Pqpaqt1h4

>>83897703
Nothing suss!

>>83897960
he won't give up until we have one channel: murdoch tv

>>83897967
they just ripped off housos

>>83897738
Yeah cause you were a fuckin dickhead

>>83897158
They should have diversified more!

>>83897955
I'm scratching my head trying to figure out your joke

>>83897941
Yeah, I couldn't think of what to put at that gap, but aerobics could work
also, bring back fucking Friday and Saturday night movies, 3 episodes of hawaii five o and a masterchef rerun is fucking shit

>>83897956
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm_90tw5sSk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhALhLSWx6I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo6ttGeEG8E

>>83897926
We need to bring back Rove

>>83897980
classiiiic!

>>83897983
It's the same guys that did fat pizza so that's not really a surprise

>>83897158
so which rich cunt is going to bail them out so waleed isn't out sucking dicks on the street

>>83898004
Why would you link the One Piece dub

Not even Hitler could ruin an anime that badly

>>83897989
it wasn't a joke. do you really think that someone who watches fucking gogglebox is aware of their surroundings? you have to be completely ignorant of the fact that some marketing team somewhere has made up a show specifically to cater to you to watch that shit. at least it's somewhat transparent with channel 9 and 7, they always go on about insurance so you know they're pandering to old fucks.

Why did they waste what I am assuming is a fair chunk of change for George Negus? Literally no one watches ten news..

>>83898026
but that opening though

>>83897876
it hurts

>>83897955
or just rob a house when the owners aren't home, you know, if you're into robbing houses you fucking nigger

>>83898034
10 fucked up by trying to copy 7 and 9 and moving all their good shit to Eleven.

>>83897968
Well they won't be able to afford us soon enough anyway.

File: Whovians-Rove-McManus.jpg (100KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1024x683px

>>83898019
Rove is currently doing a doctor who talk show on ABC2 that airs straight after each episode

>>83897926
fuck. i remember when they replaced aerobics with that religion shit.

also this has too many reruns and old shit. not enough new stuff

Bring back BurpTV

>>83897926
Ten has no flagship shows
They have no (good) original programming remember rush anyone? Maybe offspring but that chicken has been in the oven for entirely too long now.
All their overseas shows are like the shit CBS shows.

File: 1497244747135.png (25KB, 669x514px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 669x514px

Ten's alleged target demographic is young adults, aka people who don't fucking watch TV
They have nobody to blame but themselves

File: 1497239668404.png (190KB, 600x765px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 600x765px

>>83898004
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzLL3iNgdN8

I don't think One piece was on cheez tv

>>83898078
Yeah and it SUCKS plus I don't watch Dr-Nu

>>83898083
They used to have both, as far back as I can remember 10 always used to have a few religious programs (Mass For You At Home, weird Pentecostal stuff etc)

The literally who of Aussie tv channels, did anyone ever watch it?

>>83898078
is it any good? i didn't want to watch it was on tv and i saw the ugly pug dog tranny man and i couldn't watch

>>83898061
According to them ten is the no 1 billing then one? Wtf is the deal with one? Fucking reruns of nat geo mega"insert meme here" docos for fucking waiting rooms and dumbed down enough for chads who don't watch anyways

>>83897956
got any episode torrents cunt hook us up

>>83898127
Kino

>>83898109
It might have started on cheeztv but the majority did air on toasted tv

>>83897703
That plus the Wedge were hilariously awful

>>83898117
>the channel with the simpsons
>literally who

>>83898103
Then why do they have the bolt report on their network then?

>>83898134
The hosts of the show made a facebook page and uploaded old episodes there, so you have that or you can torrent them from myspleen

>>83898117
Prime would be the literally who of Australian television.

>>83898134
Episode for which series?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheez_TV
quite a lot of kino going on

>>83898117
Channel 7 is pleb tier. Ten was shit, but I'll take it over any free to air channel in this country

>watching anything other than artsy late night sbs shite and hot seat

idiots

>>83898154
Had.

>>83898166
That's pants on head retarded.
Ten has nothing good.
Even their movie catalogue stinks to high heaven.

File: 1494967404552.jpg (27KB, 313x254px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 313x254px

>>83897562

Jesus christ, how much of our national media would they own by now is they got their hands on Ten? 80? 90%?

>>83897926
>>83897926
>7:30pm-11:30pm
>comfy 80s and 90s tv kinodrama

they already do that and no one cares

they need to develop flagship shows

i think big brother could be a success if they went back to the original format

>>83898121
It's okay I guess. Rove made jokes about big finish so he's pretty genuine in his caring for doctor who. Sometimes they get their facts wrong which is annoying but it never goes into cringe territory unless you count unfunny "what if we tried this thing in real life on random people in sydney cbd" skits
I stopped watching it after a couple of weeks because it was just too boring
t. /who/

>>83898164
>that face
She knows.

>>83898161
>>83898163

yeah watched some but im looking for an episode i won a sweet street sharks poster from but i can't find it anywhere

>>83897916
They played Apocalyto sometime last year. Seemed kinda funny having a Mel Gibson movie about Mayans on the supposed aboriginal channel, but I'm not complaining.

>>83898143
>He wants to watch Simpsons S67E46 "The simspons meet Kardashians"

>>83898187
do the /who/ poos watch it?

File: bea31.jpg (82KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 1600x1600px

>>83898192
fuck you I never won anything

>>83898183
Now that's a rare pepe

You now remember when Carrie Bickmore was half-way based when she read Rove's "news".

>>83898023
Murdochs
They already have a stake in the network

>>83898154
Gina Reinheart made them

>>83898262
thought anti trust laws would have stopped the cunts

I like Have You Been Paying Attention.

Mum is gonna have a coniption if Neighbours goes off the air.

i literally dont even have the cable that connects the tv to the aerial

piracy + netflix/ stan

>>83898202
did anyone ever watch this actually do aerobics?

>>83897703
It was mostly bad but the Australian Fast Bowler bit is classic.

>>83898289
The media moguls will come crying poor to Prepbull and he'll relax media ownership laws for them

>>83898304
They need to bring this back. It'll get me off the internet a bit more

Something something Finkelstein report something something

What do you think the chances are Waleed and the gang making a please for people to donate to them on the project tonight by spinning up a sob story?

>>83898289
not anti-trust
cross media ownership
they relaxed years ago by Abbott
NewsCorp and Jaimie Packer then bought the largest percent allowable under the news laws into Channel 10
And Fairfax Publishing bought Macquarie Radio, they own all the AM talk back radio stations that broadcast the shock jocks your nanna listens to

>>83898326
Look
>>83898289
>>83898334
>>83898317

3 minute warning. Please watch the Project.
They are doing a story on Polyamory tonight please tune in.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

Bring back TV kino.

File: 2017-05-30-17-39-17-.png (5KB, 110x178px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 110x178px

It was Rove that killed Cheez tv.

>>83898364
So you get another gold logie for shovelling your sjw faggotry down my throat?
No thanks

>>83898364
get a load of this cucktorian

File: 8a4.jpg (14KB, 600x384px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 600x384px

>>83898381
source right now

File: 91503E1CB277A6F2235B3D17F0A9AC48.jpg (28KB, 271x186px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 271x186px

CHANNEL 10 STINKS.

Fuck that network and its brand of Secret Life of South Melbourne Gen X poofters content.

No one is going to miss Tom Gleisner's cheaply produced panel shows that plaster the same unfunny Late Shift comedians everywhere for the past 30 years. These old hacks have been coasting by on Glen Robbins's talent for years.

Don't forget that massive tool, Rove, who had Cheez TV cancelled in the first place. Good riddance. Fuck off and take that A-rab Waleed with you. Your only shining moment was when that Big Brother contestant said you weren't funny.

SJW content doesn't sell. People want to be entertained - not preached to... and CERTAINLY now preached to by a bunch of well-off toffs who constantly need to be pat on the back.

Die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!

>>83897926
It isn't like this anymore? Glad I stopped watching TV a decade ago

>>83898202
me in the back

>>83898389
Remember when Ryan would dress as Rove and make him look like an idiot? (He did thr same with Peter Cundle) Poor Rove couldn't handle it and complained to the network bosses.

>>83898401
what did she smell like?

>>83897158
good fuck this horrid channel!

>>83898213
everyone stopped because it was too boring
It was interesting at first because we all expected it to be cringe and it wasn't, but the novelty wore off quickly because even though it wasn't cringe it also didn't have much of value

>>83898422
Didn't Rove move to America to make it big or something? Lol I wonder how that turned out

>>83898422
All i remember well from rove were those hamish and andy skits.

>>83898130
It started as a sports FTA channel, they probably couldn't afford the licensing rights for all the shit they showed

>>83897177

Hahaha, forget the WTC. This motherfucker took down an entire network.

>>83898389
>During the later years of the show Lappin and Gatt's editorials were quickly becoming notorious for their use of more adult-oriented humour which often flew above the heads of their young audience. Lappin reportedly constantly slid hidden "anti-Rove McManus" commentary in his editorials, which is rumoured to have been the deciding factor which nailed the coffin on the show. Jade Gatt was not immune to scrutiny either, when he would pose as a news reporter called "Dick Wadd" in one of their segments.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheez_TV

This started because Rove was trying to axe the show or trying to shorten it or change it or something I can;t remember the issue.

>During the later years of the show Lappin and Gatt's editorials were quickly becoming notorious for their use of more adult-oriented humour which often flew above the heads of their young audience. Lappin reportedly constantly slid hidden "anti-Rove McManus" commentary in his editorials, which is rumoured to have been the deciding factor which nailed the coffin on the show. Jade Gatt was not immune to scrutiny either, when he would pose as a news reporter called "Dick Wadd" in one of their segments.

>>83898291
My 60 year old mum just watches 11 all the time, so if they cut the endlesss reruns of Becker, Raymond and Frasier, she might be mad

SBS > Ten > ABC > 7 > 9

>>83898466

Rove's production company pretty much saturated most of Channel 10's Australian produced content. He wanted Cheez TV off the air to replace the timeslot with something produced by Roving Enterprises.

>>83898300
no i only watched it when i got up to early for CheezTV

>>83898462
They had all american sports and now they don't even have that.

>>83898019
Fuck that cunt, he killed Cheez tv.

>>83898455

He did. He got his own late night show over there. It didn't work out, that's why he's back here.

>>83898483
ABC > SBS > 7 > 9 > C31 > 10

>>83898294
>netflix/ stan
HAHAHAHA

All they has to do was buy the NRL from Foxtel and they'd be swimming in profits.

Imagine being the guy who got to film Aerobics Oz Style.

>>83898500
It was a good channel when it launched. I always liked the digital only channels we had and how they each seemed to aim for a different demo. Always found something to watch. Now that they've all mixed their programming into "reruns of the shit you get on the main channels" it's all gone to shit.

Go used to be GOAT channel in the late 00s/early 10s

>>83898393
Rove > Cheez Tv

Only thing worth watching on any Free to air channel was reruns of Russel Coights all Aussie adventures. I cant remember what channel that was on but I hope it wasn't ten

File: 1491112123443.png (196KB, 750x800px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 750x800px

>>83898554
neck yourself

>>83898532
Digital TV was comfy for a little while after it came in, with the HD channels, and the channels with a defined purpose. Now it's all a muddy undiversified slop selling insurance ads to boomers

>>83898573
It's on Ten

>>83898294
>pirates
>still pays for netflix

>>83898554
kys you unfunny manlet

>rove now hosts a post episode doctor who panel discussion show on ABC2

jesuschristhowhorrifying

>>83898393
wew settle down 2pac

Didn't rove have a show in murrica?

>>83897916
The SBS and ABC channels have the best content for some reason.

>>83898576
>>83898588
fucking man children. Rove was better than muh pokemon

>>83898503
>>83898487


TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkuEF7CCZx0

>>83898520
SBS has/had:
Nathan For You
12 Monkeys
Fargo
Bosch
Masters of Sex
Mad Men
Rectify
Atlanta
The Young Pope
Search Party
Orphan Black

SBS > ABC

>>83898616
SBS has had some really good movies on recently, like Taxi Driver

>>83898520
>ABC
>literally SJW the network

>>83898629
>all that muriburger trash

yeah nah

>>83898202
i got good cardio out of it
and one hell of an arm-wrestle bicep

>>83897956
Cheez tv, ahh the show that hundreds of thousands of aussie kids turned on the tv on 9/11 and saw the towers burning? ill never forget that, anyone else here?

>>83898661

That'd be Vice.

>>83898616
Despite being underfunded as fuck.
>>83898629
ABC has ABC news, 730 report, Australian story, 4 corners , foreign correspondent, media watch, q&a, lateline etc. Not to mention some of the most trusted names in Australian media
Check and mate

>>83897835
No you didn't, that's why it happened. RC is the Reverse Nostradamus.

>>83898678
shit meme cunt

>>83898699
What a boring person

>>83897804
wasn't it replaced by Sabrina? I thought Malcolm was on channel 9.
>>83897875
Only time I watch free to air is on my lunch break but it seems like it's all reality dating shows or renovation shows. Is there no creative talent in the Australian telly industry?

>>83898661
ABC probably attracts a greater youth demo than ten or 9

>>83898699
snore

>>83897835
sage

>>83897916
>>83898616
Randomly saw Assassination Classroom on SBS today. Abo TV has some good blaxploitation movies on from time to time as well as The Boondocks.

File: file.png (679KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

679KB, 720x720px

>>83898678
all channels were covering the attack and I just wanted to watch dragonball. fuck that was a bad morning

>>83898587
>>83898526
it's instant and doesn't require storage space on my pc
stop being poor

>>83898741
NITV doesn't have boondocks anymore, 9 has the rights to Adult Swim shows

>>83898637
when I was a kid I thought this show was live

>>83898616
>>83898650
They've got a few decent movies on their streaming site too.

File: 1496640006603.jpg (7KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x250px

>>83898741
I was switching though the channels and saw madoka once

>>83898678
I only ever remember coming home from school and hearing about it.

>>83898699
Most of those have gone downhill badly though, Media Watch is unwatchable these days and even the 7.00 news is clickbaity and chattering

File: 3700848_orig.jpg (22KB, 650x366px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 650x366px

>>83897891
>The Chase is good
can't fucking stand Andrew O'Queef. Don't get me started on Denyer in Family Feud. Jesus why are all our game show hosts such cucks?

High quality programmes such as The Project won't be shut down. They will relocate to the superior Network Seven, and will complement Seven's already great line up, including long time favourites such as Home and Away, and of course, the AFL broadcast.

They might even find a home for Sandra Sully on Sunrise.

File: stephanie-bendixsen-hex-762501.jpg (99KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 640x640px

Went out clubbing last night, picked up this bird. Something seems familiar though, can't quite put my finger on it

>>83898731
>>83898714
Not supporting good journalism and the only network that isn't encumbered by the advertising meme

>>83898719
> Is there no creative talent in the Australian telly industry?

there's talent, there's just no money so everyone flees to US, Canada or UK.

Governent is even shutting down local community tv stations where people start out in the industry. I think the Liberals (conservative) have a personal vendetta against the arts/creativity.

>>83897158
noice

>>83898755
>it's instant and it fund Netflix cancer original shows

>>83898810
Those sunrise bitches are no joke
Look at what happened to mel

>>83897876
This. Australian tv is a fucking wasteland can't wait till the boomers are dead so this unbearable shit is gone forever.

>>83898801
>major networks will never remember the time he said nigga and completely shit on him
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXktI5dkq8

>>83897414
someone told me they were broke years ago.

Literally the only thing worth watching on 10/11 was Simpsons reruns and only when they showed s1-8 episodes, which is rare these days.

>>83898799
Mediawatch is still good
730 has a few too many publicity items in it sometimes.

File: Good Game.png (841KB, 1280x383px) Image search: [Google]

841KB, 1280x383px

>>83898811
>

>>83897158
Wait what, did Ten die or something?

Good fucking riddance, I haven't watched television since I cancelled my shitty Foxtel years ago but FUCK Australian TV channels.

File: IMG_7981.jpg (52KB, 628x634px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 628x634px

>>83897158
What happened? Did they finally get bought out by (((Murdoch)))

Also
>watching tv in Australia when there's literally never anything good on tv and everything good is pirateable

>>83897926
Send in a CV anon they'd probably hire you.

File: 1489594329848.png (343KB, 878x1089px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 878x1089px

The final straw for me was when they decided to take the 6pm Simpsons off for fucking Family Feud to air on ALL THREE CHANNELS AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.

>>83898862
Jesus that's actually hilarious. The guy has no self-awareness at all

File: 1443605193306.jpg (91KB, 732x988px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 732x988px

KINO NEWS

The only thing that can save 10 is bringing back HOT DOGS LATE NIGHT GAME SHOW

>>83898925
>tfw /tv/ wasn't around for Quizmania livethreads
It'd have been great

>>83898699
Virgin.

File: 99a7ef7a84e71d43df739c7361a55d80.jpg (85KB, 796x516px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 796x516px

Anybody else's first love a girl from neighbours?

>mfw watched couple of minutes they other night and it's absolute shit

I miss The Chasers desu

>>83898925
haha man this unironically

>>83898871
Does anyone have the webm of the love test they did where it said bajo loved her but she didn't?

File: nikki.jpg (17KB, 300x203px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 300x203px

>>83898941

>>83898925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icddDmCS5TE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooafC6N8J_A

>>83898811
it's funny you say that because a friend of a friend of mine actually HEX A CUTE! STOP REPOSTING THIS VULGAR DEAD MEME!

>>83898909
his son already owns 7% lol

ITS A KNOCK OUT

File: .jpg (54KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x600px

>>83898955
Seconding this. I was trying to find the video but I can't.

>>83898699
Are you a baby boomer?

>>83898949
The only time I ever watched Neighbours was the like 3 week window where there was a lesbian subplot with some American girl.

>>83898950
>wanting the chasers war on trump

File: 1404954213466.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>83898955

>>83898969
what is Neighbors even about?

>>83898972
>What is "Planet America"

File: noo bingoo.jpg (10KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 480x360px

NOOOOOO BIIINNNNGGGOOOOOOOOOO

File: Brooke Satchwell blue bikini neighbours.webm (2MB, 432x354px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 432x354px

>>83898949
HOLLY A SLUT! A SLUTTTTTTTTT!

>>83897177
WALEED DON'T LIKE IT
Rock the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

I miss late 90's early 00's TV so much.

>>83898979
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why the fuck did they do this. this only could've turned out bad

File: merkel.png (383KB, 359x394px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 359x394px

>>83897158
Ad placement fag here (its a shit job dont do it)

Channel 10s biggest show is The Project, which mostly gets its views from Melbourne at 3million (fucking surprise). Gen X to boomers mostly. They rarely crack 3 million and no other program of theirs comes close. They're fucked. I honestly can't wait until they're dead in the water. Tho I have a bad feeling something will happen 11th hour and save them. Also this >>83897177
turns out people don't like a brown muslim giving them moral lectures lmao

>>83898981
The adventures of a group of neighbours living on a street in a self-contained outer suburb

Post Australian TV Kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>83899014
when I watch the ads there's people dying and all this other drama shit

>>83898678
>9/11

How to spot a non-Australian trying to get in on an in joke

>>83898961
>even Hex has waifufags
Why? Pretty good collection on auscelebs though

>>83899020
I feel sorry for the guys who actually did finger her. they will never be believed.

>she was legitimately a club slut who fucked everyone. thats how she got the job on GG

>>83899022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6tZpuQPfko

>>83899011
God I hope he gets aids

>>83899011
talking about your gen was great

File: 1233849398134.jpg (8KB, 200x300px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 200x300px

>>83899007
>The Project, which mostly gets its views from Melbourne at 3million (fucking surprise)
Of course.

>>83899007
>turns out people don't like a brown muslim giving them moral lectures
DAE think we need be more accepting and liberal

>>83899054
Only because of Shaun. He can make literally anything good.

>>83899011
he was cute on tayg
I miss tayg

i like waleed, he just has a shit "fanbase"

File: 1496309879493.png (278KB, 411x432px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 411x432px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRRktPIKbE

Who was in the wrong here?

>>83899022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73N0s0nE5k

>>83899070
this, shaun is based

>>83899071
fuck off he's still a retarded faggot

>>83898922
yep.... shes still got it

>>83899005
ABC were trying to get the animu audience

>rove live was good
>literally every person associated with rove except rove himself is an intolerable shit

How does this work?

>>83899067
Those two were great. Had some utter shit taste sometimes though.

File: 1497037473360.jpg (68KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 600x450px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p37bHdCM4

BASED SHAUN

>>83899028
It's called jumping the shark anon

>>83899069
This country has got fantastically more faggy in the past 10-15 years. We're such an insulated society. Having basically one media owner and no alternatives to state school curriculum people will just suck up what they're told. So it is surprising how much hate Waleed gets. I think its because its just so blatant

>>83899120
hamish and andy are funny and there new show is fun

>>83898629
>Masters of Sex
>Mad Men

When there is more bedroom talk than bedroom action* it means you are watching womanshit drama.

(*with the guy on top)

File: 1424366359996.png (272KB, 765x742px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 765x742px

>tfw lived on the Gold Coast for a bit as a kid
>used to always get up early for Cheez TV, it was sunny and warm even at 7am in the morning
>put on polo shirt, the kino of primary school uniforms
>walk to school with my younger brother after Cheez TV was over
>always come across 2 brothers and a sister around our age walking to school as well, we talk about the morning episode of Cheez TV as we walk
>eat Twisties, play Beyblades/Yugioh/Pokemon and swap those Tazos and other cards we get from chip packets at recess and lunchtime.
>move back to Melbourne permanently during one of the school holidays
>shitty weather 24/7
>cheez tv gets replaced
>haven't gone interstate since we moved
>haven't talked to those kids we walked to school with since we moved and never got to tell them we were moving
Man I really miss those days. Everything went to shit after Cheez TV ended.

>>83899148
too bad nine give away the plot for every episode in its ads

>>83899011
I still say he's borderline retarded

>>83899166
>Watching tv for sex scenes
have you heard about porn? you can see naked sexxx on the internet you dont need to jerk it to the implied sex on Two and a Half Men anymore buddy

>>83899179
Why do you watch channel 9 to see their ads? Are you watching fucking big bang theory repeats or something?

File: 2017-05-21_2224.jpg (45KB, 520x350px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 520x350px

ITS COMING BACK

I cant wait to see what shaun thinks about Trump

File: 1464616780344.jpg (41KB, 550x512px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 550x512px

>>83899196
haha,,,,yeah me too,,,,i wonder if drumpf will be stupid or orange,,,MAYBE BOTH

>>83899196
You can trust shaun to make fun of both sides
assuming trump winning didn't throw him off the deep end of cognitive dissonance. I sure as fuck hope not

>>83899096
>fat jokes
Yawn.

>>83899166
cunnilingus is heterosexual and alpha

>>83899196
Shaun Micallef does a good job of just being funny without shoving politics down your throat unlike Charlie "John Oliver" Pickering. Hopefully Mad as Hell is still good this year.

>bring back big brother but make it MA15+ and have 24/7 live streams
>turn 11 into 24/7 reruns of 80's and 90's kino
>get rid of the project
>let channel 7 have V8 supercars and F1

>>83898741
>>83898778

I'm glad there's still channels turning the kids into weebs.

>>83899238
AHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

THIS IS WHAT EFFEMINATE NUMALE KEKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

AHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

*breathes*

AHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>83899096
>this guy doesn't clearly and eloquently express his views and policy while speaking to the press
>he must be unfit for government
>fat jokes to top it off
get fucked

>>83899269
yikes

>>83898811
>Hex
Funny story, I knew her when she went by the name "Pent", she would let guys fist her on the back seat of the bus, one guy stuck an extra finger in trying for a high score and now she goes by 'Hex'.

File: .png (278KB, 639x376px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 639x376px

>>83899264
hehe maybe they will end up on 4chan along the rest of us

>>83899238

This is true.

>>83898968
>>83898947
>only old people watch ABC
Keep telling yourself that while based aunty takes the rest of the market

>>83899238
There is NOTHING more beta than licking a woman's cunt.

>>83899129
fucking kek. Shaun was a lawyer I think before he got on tv. He's fucking smart and runs rings around just about anyone else on tv and does it hilariously

File: 1497099184769.png (12KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 420x420px

>>83899221
>>83899276

t. fatties

>>83899295
Virgin.

>>83899297
t. fag who licks his dad's buttpussy

>>83899254
Oh and bring back cheez TV

DBZ, sailor moon, Pokemon, naruta. various animus.

pander to 90's kids.

>>83899297
I like my girlfriend's cunt and asshole and I am alpha

>>83899320
Virgin.

>>83899269
you reek of r/incels

Bath > Keyte > Doyle > Armytage

Prove me wrong

File: book kino.png (334KB, 306x475px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 306x475px

Why are there suddenly so many aussies? Are you guys always here?

>>83899323
giving sexual gratification to a woman while getting nothing in return but a shit taste in your mouth
>alpha

pick one

>>83899323
t. beta

>>83899289
Nah. This place is still too xtreme (as they say) for the social media gen.

>>83899254
>>83899321
Both terrible ideas. 10 already has Cheez Tv its just called Toast TV. All we need is to bring back Rove

File: 1490596549816.jpg (7KB, 250x240px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x240px

>I am alpha

>>83898990

Can't believe Matthew Newton was hitting that.

Literally.

LAWL

File: MAD.jpg (7KB, 320x200px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 320x200px

>>83899326
>>83899314
>>83899333

>caring about any female news presenter that isn't sandra sully
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5jnu7m1Ckw

File: article200_charmaine_dragun-200x0.jpg (13KB, 200x217px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 200x217px

>>83899367
mai pure waifu > your slut

>>83899350
Virgin.

>>83899326
Double virgin

>>83899382
no, its me Sean

>committing a mortal sin
>pure
kek

>>83899339
>while getting nothing in return
I like doing it, its very lewd

File: checkoutthesebunns.jpg (23KB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 512x288px

No one has even mentioned Virginia trioli or pic related

NEW THREAD
>>83899406
>>83899406
>>83899406
NEW THREAD

Don't (You) me you fucking virgin

>>83899189
I said those are the only acceptable kinds of "bedroom" scenes in media. Anything else and you are just being crafted into a nice little Prince Compromise.

>>83899414
what a shit state

NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>83899406
>>83899406
>>83899406
NEW THREAD REMINDER

>>83897956
Fuck Cheez TV dude they always showed pokemon last and you could never watch the whole fucking thing before you had to leave for school

Fuck I hate being born in the same country as you retarded cunts. This whole thread is one massive cringe.

>>83899380
>Estelle Dragun has told how her daughter suffered from anorexia in the mid-1990s, and it was apparently trigged by a wolf whistle from a construction site.
>"She kept walking of course, but she also heard some comments," Estelle told ABC Television's latest An Australian Story program.
>"The comments were 'She's pretty good looking isn't she - except that she's got a fat arse, what a shame'.
>"This seemed to be the trigger."
>literally 13RW

>>83899414
fuckyeah trioli. must be a really cold studio they shoot in.. always erect (and a little lop-sided)

>>83899301
Yeah, his education is a big part of his comedy and you can see it in every show he's on when he sneaks in jokes, wordplay and references that seem to go over the heads of a lot of the audience. He does it well though inserting them between the more normal jokes.

>>83899335
uh yeah

File: virginia-trioli-981590.jpg (182KB, 1920x1090px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1920x1090px

>>83899491

>>83899238
They say the same things about foot rubs as they do about cunnilingus.

And the guys who fall for it share the same fate, increased expectations across the board and less willingness to please the guy completely long-term.

The paradox they offer is that not pleasing them (as they demand) pleases them more than pleasing them.

>>83898554
hope your new wife gets cancer too you unfunny cuntlet

>>83899479
Go move to Seattle you soy brained homo

>>83897787
You better not be laughing anon, it's fucking great

>Marty weeks are the fucking best
Also where the fuck is Glen Robbins this season

>>83899196
I didn't realise the triple J chick had such gigantic tits on such a slim body.

Well I'm off.