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first for shaun micalef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p37bHdCM4

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Shit OP

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Bring back kino.

Fourth for straffGOD

Nightclub shitposting aside, what have the Good Game hosts been doing since it got canned?

>>83899439

bajo talks about doctor who with rove every week

>>83899439
Centrelink

>>83899406
I don't know who any of these """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""celebrities""""""""""""""""""""""""are.

You Australians seriously need to be banned from /tv/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUU12cfKW5o

I miss the 90's so much.

>tfw day out at westfield playing arcade games at intencity, toy shopping at world4kids then getting a $3 happy meal for lunch.

>>83899439
hex is charging to finger her now

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>>83899429
I've met Shaun Micallef, he was awesome in real life to.

There was a lot of "muh cheez tv" man children in the last thread

>>83899474
How much for a blowie?

>>83899439
Good Gam SP on ABC3 still gets made, minus hex,
>>83899465
They are sport stars you fucking faggot lmao

>>83899474

>$10 to get into the nightclub
>$70 to finger hex
>$40 for two caps

big night out

>>83899458
Mate I'm pretty sure every single primary school kid lived within walking distance of their school.

Are you people for real? Who the fuck watches au tv?

Btw lads Hex and some other guy from Good Game are launching a new show tomorrow on Channel 7 not sure if it will be good or not.

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>shaun liked danger 5 enough he asked to be a part of season 2
he's my favourite

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>so many australians on /tv/
Suddenly the Blacked threads and capeshit wars make sense.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTopJDFYu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJtH3OxCbXI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSjoUwbeAfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_3gmvrcoWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzS4L5X2uZ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhcoXd1OeIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfrtMEMVn54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D8qrfgcTjs

>>83899536
Boomers. Which is why we shitpost about the old shit that used to be on, none of the new ones

>>83899545
Australians are the most anti blacked and capeshit posters you can find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMl3riXtu4Q

Would a politician ever do this these days?

>>83899546
kek at those white sunnies

>>83899468

holy shit dude i had days like that too....

i really do want to go back so badly :(

>>83899520
unless you went to private school, you had to go to the school in your district

GO GO STOP

>>83899554
lol no. They post the most BLACKED for the sake of meeting their shitposting quota

>>83899520
Took me an hour by bus to get to a school that was 25 mins by car

>>83899549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnX_Vvh7uw

HOLY SHIT. i forgot about his movie. went and saw it for a school excusion and got to feel boobs for the first time.

>>83899603
>LE OSTRALIANZ R LE SJIDPOSDERS XDXD
give it a rest

>>83899520
>Third show ends at 8:30
>school starts at 8:30

Unless you live next door to your primary school you were going to miss at least 5 mins of pokemon

>>83899603
That might be true but I have better shitposting standards, would never make those threads.

>>83899554

>implying you speak for all of us

BBC is life

>>83899563
Factionalism and corruption have thankfully put a stop to the trend of likeable and reasonably competent politicians.

>>83899626
>reddit spacing
See, you can blame the redditors for that shit

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>>83899603
we see you

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Crikey

Bring back Rove

Australians are cancer, had to deal with an Australian at LAX. Biggest cunt in the world, hope the chinks take over

Reminder that there is nothing more beta than licking a woman's cunt.

Incoming seething replies, which I will not be reading.

mad as hell starts up again next week

anyone wan sum succ brahs

/3011/

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>>83899647
she has pancake boobies

>>83899678
You're literally that picture of that guy complaining on /news/

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>BBL will go to channel 9 or 7

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Obligatory post about watching R rated foreign movies on SBS at 1AM

>>83899679
licking cunt and eating ass is the least beta thing you can do and I know you're reading this

>>83899718
Foxtel might get it back

>>83899721
You can't get more reddit than this and muh cheez tv

>>83899718

Jesus christ I'd shutter at the thought of it going to 7. They'd somehow make it even more family friendly than the lost mob would.

>>83899705
>looks like a 40 yr old milf in her teens
the years will not be kind to her

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>>83899728
Thats NOT a better outcome

>>83899718
>watching cricket designed for Indians with ADHD
maximum pleb

>>83899721
Erotic stories and the late night Friday movie were my fapkino before i got internet. those and Big brother uncut. neighbours if i was desperate.

>>83899705
would still bury

>>83899721
What happened to the fucking kung fu movies.

I just want to be able to turn on the TV on a saturday night and watch a fucking grainy as fuck movie about ninjas.

>>83899760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBiHrL0mlj4

http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/722438723865/erotic-tales-vrooom-vroom-vrooom

http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/11800643796/erotic-tales-hotel-paradise

>ywn fuck a motorcycle

>searches 90s Australian TV shows
>heh heh yeah you remember that cunts? fuck oath killer fuckin fapped to sbs aye yeah nah yeah cheez tv 9/11
I hate Australians on this site

EXECUTE ALL AUSTRALIANS

>>83899834
This except for me and some of my friends and family

>>83899861
Virgin.

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>>83899815
>>83899834
what did you say about me you little pooftert

>>83899867
America > Australia
I'm Australian btw

>>83899870
is this you?

>>83899603
Any board with flags will show that's false, it's actually Canadians.

>>83899756
>watching cricket at all
Stop being a faggot and watch baseball which is the superior hitting a ball with a stick game.

>>83899901
HAHAHA

whats her name?

Australians are actual fucking retards, can't wait until I leave this god forsaken faggot land

>>83899886
This. During april fools when /v/ had flags all the BLACKED and SJW posters were Canadians. I wish Hiroshima would just fucking range ban Canada already.

>>83899919
Virgin.

Hello is this the /cric/

>>83899917
America

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>>83899936
I lik crikt

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>>83899876
Trump's America > Current year Australia

Could you imagine being such a retarded Australian that when people call your land of retarded people retarded all you can say is "Virgin"?

>>83899901
>hairy asshole

fuck yeah

>>83899901
is this what hex is reduced to?

>>83899936
Who /maxwell/ here

Just spotted a virgin a few posts above me lads

>>83900026
fuck you bud i love hairy assholes doenst make me a virgin

just got called out on being a 28 year old virgin broncuck supporter lads

just made a random epic post on 4chan lads

Go back to your containment board, oxygen thieves

>>83899936
cricket is such a boring sport the commercials have to put all these colorful sparks and special effects over regular footage just to make it interesting to look at

just time traveled back to 2007 and unironically used the word epic lads

Just reset my router lads.

>>83900075
>tfw static IP
>tfw intentionally get bans to help me study

Actually Anne Erin faggot, you're an oxygen thief, how dare you use that phrase.

just ruined your thread about tv with my shitty sp memes lad

>>83900069
Call up Quizmania and win some money lad

>>83900082
You can still see the site when banned now

Just shared some ice with my prostitute girlfriend lads

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>>83900060
Tranny calling others oxygen theives top kek

>>83900092
not being able to participate in discussion is enough of a deterrent to not bother looking tbqh desu

>>83900075
>tfw Telstra NBN cucked me and gave static IP

>>83900082
what do you study

>>83900060
Literally seething virgin

>>83900082
>nbn is static

YOU GYPED ME TURNBULL YOU BASTARD

Fuck Melbourne, shittiest coldest weather.

thinking about starting figure skating lessons lads

>>83900109
>"""""""""discussion""""""""""""""

>>83900119
i am objectively NOT a virgin, this is a very well established fact in /afl/ newfag
>>83900097
Also not a tranny newfag
>>83900086
Also not an oxygen thief you redditor

thinking i should go back to /sp/ lads

>>83900133
You KNOW you have no friends and have to hang out with mummy.

You KNOW you are literally furious and there is nothing you can do about it.

You KNOW you are a pathetic manlet twig who walks for "exercise".

You KNOW you are a poorfag loser who can't even afford public fucking transport (kek) so you pretend to like walking.

You KNOW you will never matter to anyone, anywhere.

The fact that I know these things is irrelevant.

The fact that YOU know these things and can do nothing about it means you will ALWAYS be the loser.

kek

Waleed has this smug tone and psuedo-intellectual manner that makes you wish misfortune on him. Like, you just wish his show's ratings would crash.

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>>83899669

>>83900125
go spend a winter in the UK

>>83900112
Arts (Women and Gender Studies)

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>>83900133
dont lie to me cunt saw you whoring on /soc/ may as well kys now save us some time

Why does nobody reply to my posts?

>>83900150
I'm a fully licenced driver and own a registered, insured vehicle.

Face it cuck/sp/ - I am literally perfect.

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Hes coming back boys.

>>83899549
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D8qrfgcTjs
THAT LAST FILM

>>83900171
I like you

Does that asian girl from canberra still come here? she never showed her tits :(

I just replied to one m8

Why do you guys think seppos are so jealous of our threads?

sad desu

Bring back:

The Panel
All Aussie Adventures
Bush Tucker Man
The Simpsons pre zombie

And that's it. I don't give a fuck what else you do.

>>83900177
I fucking hope not, he cucked our internet the retard.

>>83900166
You don't have a tripcode for one

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Almost time to go to bed, wagies!
You want to have had a full night of sleep when you wake up at 6am tomorrow to go to work!

Where

>>83900212
Virgin.

Just got my janitor application approved lads

>>83900212
tripcodes are for losers

I think it was 4 posts ago m8

>>83899631
>joe hockey
>competent

poorpeopledonthavecars.txt

>>83900214
Every Australian on this site is either in high school or a NEET

>>83900214
Having a job is infinitely better than sitting around doing nothing though.

>>83900241
Virgin.

>>83900250
I fucked two girls last wednesday

these threads are a joke

Just made a virgin sperg out lads.

>>83900241
you better shut your mouth before i give you a taste of my BBC, whiteboi.

I paid for sex with two girls last wednesday lads

>>83900267
your mum and your sister dont count

>>83900291
virgin

>>83900298
How doesn't that count you retard, it doesn't matter who he fucked, he isn't a virgin.

>>83900321

>>83900321
Virgin.

>>83900321
Paying for sex is worse than being a virgin.

>>83900122
You can get a new IP if you format your router

>>83899406
Gook cunt

does it count as losing your virginity if you frotted with your best friend?

disgruntled tripfag mad because he didn't get his BBC today.

my gf of 10 months still won't have sex with me lads

>>83900385
if you're in a relationship for sex you shouldn't be in a relationship

Watching the weekly with Charlie Pickering lads

>>83900400
Virgin.

>>83900249
>he is so empty he literally needs to be a wageslave to get through life

>>83900409
what did he say? Something about how isis claiming they are responsible doesn't mean they actually are, despite the fact the actual person who did it said they represented isis?

>>83900409
Get out. He's only second to Ally.

>>83900424
Hes still just rifffing on Theresa May and the UK election

>>83900400
what other possible reason is there to be in a relationshit you clown?

Remember when that one terror attack happened a while back and Waleed was like "lol don't worry about it, just bring in more refugees" and he got booted off the show for a couple of weeks because people were so pissed off?

>>83900214
Jokes on you mate, I wake up at 5am so I'll be in bed before you think

>>83900409
I genuinely don't know how he got his job(s) because his stand up is among the worst I've seen.

>>83900463
Are you literally 14 years old

haha, australia just got rekt by the british comedian about same sex marriage

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>>83900463
emotional support

>>83900483
Virgin.

>>83900490
Retard

>>83900497
Virgin.

just got called a virgin lads

>>83899406
First and Foremost, Channel Ten wouldn't be in the shit if they hadn't taken away our godamm 6 o'clock Simpsons

>>83899429
Such a national treasure

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>>83900509
understandable have a nice day

why is our media so left-wing ausbros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDGm9Y-91i4

>>83900535
Virgin.

just reported this thread lads XD FUCKING DIE AUSTRALIANS

How much is the license for the shitty new simpsons episodes that literally nobody likes or watches anyway?

>>83900547
because our major parties are centrist and centre left, so even an impartial middle ground news host is still left wing

>>83899718
Fuck that shit, 9 should just bid for more test matches

>>83899439
bajo streams on twitch (bajostream)

>>83900558
>don't watch documentary
>interview director of documentary
>director calls you out for obviously having not watched the documentary
>lie about why you haven't watched documentary, then double down

I wouldn't call them impartial

>>83900409
Yuck, Mad as Hell or GTFO

>>83900611
I didn't say those specific news hosts were the impartial ones. Just why the the average is more to the left and therefore there are barely any right wing hosts at all

>get up at 5.30am
>catch up on news over a healthy, filling breakfast
>30min cycle to work
>arrive at 7am envigorated and ready for a full day's work
>spend the next 10+ hours completing tasks of varying importance and difficulty whilst basically shitposting irl with workmates
>cycle home, working off the stress from a hard day's work
>prepare dinner, light chores, and shitpost for an hour or two
>get in to bed around 9:30pm and fall asleep instantly without fail

imagine NOT being a wagecuck

wagecuck, more like wageGOD

>>83900471
No which attack was it?

>>83900186
check'em

Who /myf/ here?

>>83900666
EXCELLENT taste, my fellow redditor!

>>83900635
breakfast is literally a scam invented by cereal manufacturers and the egg and bacon industries

>>83900635
>get up at 10am
>Have a long runny shit for 15 minutes
>boot up YouTube and 4chan at 10:20 while munching on breakfast tendies
>shitpost and catchup on infowars
>boot up vidya at midday
>play til 4pm
>go to shops for tenie supplies
>get home at 5 because walking is hard
>See some wagecuck on a bike while walking back to the good life
>vidya and discord til midnight
>anime marathon until 3-4am
>pass out

rinse and reeee-peat

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>>83900708
>get up w/e I wake up and feel like getting up
>undress, get dressed, wash face, pee
>ring gran to come over and make us a coffee
>play on phone, watch TV and play on computer until mother get's home from work
>continue to do nothing until dinner
>proceed to do nothing until bed
>rinse and repeat until weekends

>>83900736
why the fuck would you get out of your pyjamas if you're not going outside?

>>83900747
I only wear boxers to bed, and it's important to change them everyday so your junk don't smell

>>83900760
your junk won't smell if you don't wank every day

>>83900735
I literally fucking despise people like you cunt

>>83900764
Really?

>>83900764
But my junk smells when I don't wank every day. Wanking keeps it clean

>>83900777
try it

>>83900770
*spits in your face*

>>83900782
literally everyone who walks past you can smell your semen

>>83899620
wtf school started at 9 for me

>>83900787
I will for a week, cheers anon

is there anything more annoying than people who post online about their travel using airport codes?

"bye ADL.
SYD here I come!!"

fuck off

>>83900969
Virgin.

>>83900879
>PS in the city started at 9am and ended at 3pm
>PS in the country started at 8:30am and ended at 3pm
>HS in the country started at 8:15am, ended at 2:30pm except Wednesday when it finished at 2pm
>Catholic School in country started at 9am and ended at 3:30pm
>All NSW

>>83901010
Anal virgin

>>83901016
>except Wednesday when it finished at 2pm
why?

>>83900969
i used to work at the airport and know literally every airport code in the world.

test me

>>83901028
Sports day

yeah maybe ill reply to you later. got some stuff to do now

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>>83900126
I'm not joking lads
I want to do figure skating lads

>>83899439
https://www.FACESPACE. com/stephaniehexbendixsen/posts/10155384980794557

>>83901127
>it's a webshow
DEAD SHOW WALKING

>>83900186
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MHsb4xLZc
>Not posting both KINOs

>>83901127
she did NOT age well

>>83900186
tfw he will never purr at you like that when you watch the erotic movie american psycho together

>>83900242

hey it's not like poor people have to live in areas without public transport

anyway the age of entitlement is over, excuse me why i fly my cat 1st class to japan for her sushi dinner

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sleek > everyone

>>83901823
Sleek > Habib = Pauly > Kev = Junior = Bobo > Rocky > Chong > Davo > DJ BJ

>>83899678
Go eat another Big Mac lard ass

>>83901823
i kept running into bobo around the joint

dudes weird

Honestly lads is it even worth it to finish uni? I'm about halfway through but I've been considering a trade, would it be better to stick it out and get a desk job or try and get an apprenticeship?

>>83902670
nah

unis fucked

>>83902762
Yeah it's fucking shithouse and I hate being stuck with brown and yellow cunts all day. I've been trying to find either a sparky or a carpenter that wants an apprentice but no bites thus far.

I don't really want to but I guess I'm just gonna have to do laboring for a while, I've been doing butchering for a minute now but that's going fucking nowhere fast.

>>83902670
i struggled for the first half of my degree and kept praying id fail so i could drop out and my plan was to become a carpenter

but i got better and now im top of the uni in law

still regret not doing a trade, now, but in the future my body would hate me for being a tradie which is how all tradies end up, so i think itll pay off longterm

what are you studying

>>83902804
I'm doing computer science since I'm a dumb cunt and bombed my hsc. The main problem I have is that it's very unlikely I'll do a 180 and suddenly get smart.

I think the main thing about getting a degree is that long term you'll probably make more money but fuck I hate going to uni. Pisses me off when I hear about all me mates tradie stories and how good the tradie life seems in comparison to uni

tradies are faggots

>>83902883
tradies make heaps good money for what they do, as in they are massively overpaid due to the construction and mining boom theyve been riding for about 10 years

however it is a boom and there will be a bust and the boom has peaked so its only going to be wages stagnating or decreasing in real terms in the future

still if you hate what youre studying and would prefer doing something else id do something else

like i said i was literally one semester from dropping out but i actually improved against all odds. id totally have joined you and become a carpenter. unis piss easy once you perfect your system. keep notes of what works for you and what doesnt. follow what works. easy life.

i didnt even finish high school so uni was confusing and hard as fuck. i thought i was dumb but in reality i just didnt understand what the fuck they wanted me to do cause uni has autistic rules about everything you hand in that i didnt care about. not i go full autism and its too easy.

>>83902946
Every Australian on here seems to be either a tradie, in the military or a worthless leaner. What's up with that?

>>83903003
how can you go to uni if you didnt finish high school tho

>>83903033
nobody with an IQ above 80 would post here (except me)

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>>83899465
Eat a dick cunt

>>83903039
did a tafe course

>>83899494
she's got nice tits, who is that?

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>>83899815
this isn't relev-
>fapped to sbs

SHIT

>>83899669
I'm surprised Australia hasn't really got a nigh time talk show.

America has dozens, and yet we have none. I miss Rove though, he was great.

>>83903561
Culture's dying.

>>83903561
They've tried a number of times, there's just no audience for it, they always tank

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>>83901127
>tfw she reminds you of every hot chick who wanted nothing to do with you in high school
>tfw she rubs salt into the wound by pretending to like video games when you've liked them way more than her but didnt receive a tenth of the attention

>>83903721
Sounds like you should have gone out nightclubbing a lot more anon

>>83903700
>>83903699
Yeah I think it might purely be an american thing.
Every late night talk show that's aired here seems to come from america, aside from graham norton.
Maybe it's the american style of tv that allows talk shows to be profitable.

>>83903732
>getting into a club with a no singles policy

Who do you think i am, Chad?

>>83903771
Micallef had one, Molloy did too. They all died within a few weeks because they lost all viewers

thats the third time i had to shit today what the hell is going on

you're dying you fat fuck

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Any cunts here from Brissie up late as usual?

I've got a disc problem and have been on my ass for over two months now. Had to leave my honours at Uni too over it. The pain and neet life sucks, can barely walk and go out of the house.

So I have my shitposting at least. TV is seriously shit here so thank fuck for Netflix and torrents. Only thing I watch consistently is this cunts shows as a guilty pleasure.

mum already complaining about the shit smell in the house lel

>>83899439
Getting fingered in nightclubs probably, well at least one of them.