Olaf's Frozen Adventure Trailer

>>83882716

HOMOSEXUALITY please go

>>83882716

0:28
Imagine showing this to children.

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>>83882716
>https://youtu.be/hb8WDATVB6A

Just curious, how old are you guys, posting about children's movies on here?

>>83882716

Vote which elsa dress is better, faggots

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>>83882716
id go on her frozen adventure if you know what i mean

>a white male goes on an adventure to rediscover culture and tradition for his western society that has forgotten it

is this kino?

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>>83882977

>>83883082
Those sfm models are terrible

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>>83883161

Better than nothing.
Frozen is the only franchise that got a lots of animated porn (compared to Tangled, Bh6, etc)

>>83883080
its pretty close but you must've missed the Jews in the trailer (at least there's no Kwanza)

>>83882716
Frozen is so gay and they know it.

>>83883255
I'd rather not have those terrible models so the quality drawn porn isn't flooded by garbage

>>83882825

Im not murican.
Whats wrong with 0.28 ?

>>83882716
Why is Anna wearing something from Cersei Lannister's wardrobe? Is this foreshadowing her evil turn?

>>83882716
>let's find a winter tradition
>it's fucking Christmas
Seriously? If Jesus exists in this universe then Elsa would've been burned at the stake as a witch.

>>83883080
Didnt you see that the sleigh with all the tradition stuff was burning?
Clearly the message is going to be that we can make up new traditions

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>>83883373

>Not liking SFM

shit taste confirmed

>>83883382
I'm American and I've no idea what he's pointing out. Although 1:04 is not something children should see or a pun they would get what the fuck Disney.

who would u fuck between the two?

>>83883440
Its yule, not christmas

Elsa's what, a 22 year old virgin now?

Kinda weird

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Frozen is extremely pro-white heh

http://www.radixjournal.com/journal/2014/8/29/frozen

>>83883570
She raped her own virginity with an icicle.

>>83883467
I like good sfm, frozen sfm is anything but

>>83882930
>http://poal.me/2eo72e

There is not nearly enough love for her Frozen Fever dress here

>>83883651
Yeah.

Why is it so poor compared to Overwatch or Street Fighter?

wait this is one of those short films they spew out every now and then to make money? it's not like frozen 2?

>>83883673
Because the models are fan made and not ripped from games. It's easier to stick nipples and vagina on an already done model than do whole thing from the scratch

>>83883673

Because Frozen SFM models are from mobile games.

Actual high poly Frozen models is exist, but hes a full faggot & didnt share the models.

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>>83882930
Coronation Elsa is best Elsa

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>>83883730
>>83883730
Frozen 2 comes out in 2019 or something iirc

>>83883787
Especially if the original devs already gave them vagina bones

>>83883787
>>83883827

Which one is right ???

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>>83883440
What would happen if you knocked out Elsa and tried burning her at the stake?

Would she burn like a normal person or would only her clothes burn, with some passive power protecting everything else?

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>>83882716

Those dress

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>>83883440
>>83883440
Lucia is a pagan yule celebration

Obviously christianity does not exist in-universe, or at least not in the form it does IRL

The whole canon basically assumes that norse pagan rune magic from the Eddas is real

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>>83882716
>that dreidel

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>>83882716
>let the (((holidays))) begin

What is Anna wearing

>>83884953

Bad costume designer

Anna is failed Elsa wannabe with that dress
Elsa dress is too exaggerated because of that useless fur, Also they removed the slit.

(((Olaf))) is literally le quipman: The """character"""

is this Frozen 2 or another thing?

>>83882846
You have to be 18 to post here, friend.

So will this be like Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure?
The comic relief gets his own movie without normal characters

can't wait to blast this song throughout December

Imagine being as retarded as this poster: >>83885257

>>83882716
THAT'S AN UGLY ASS DRESS BUT I AM STILL HYPED

help I just cried at that song

>>83885862
>tfw no one to spend the holidays with

>>83885983
H O L L A N D
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>>83882846
I want to fuck Max so much, i love that boyish face

>>83882915
All movies are for children.

>>83883382

you missed the dreidel. he's a /pol/tard

>>83885824
The cold never bother her anyway

>>83886283

>>83886283

>>83882716
Whatever happened to that tumblr campaign where people were trying to coax Disney into creating a muslim girlfriend for Elsa?

>>83887309

It went through.

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>>83882716
Aren't they forgetting something?

>>83887309
>muslim
i think you're remembering something wrong. i don't remember it being that hilarious

>>83887441
No, I'm remembering it right. They actually wanted Disney to introduce another muslim princess into the fold, even though we already have Jasmine.

>>83883440
There churches in the background

>>83886093
You can't fuck a boy lol ! They don't have vaginas...wtf anon ?!

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>>83882716
AHAHAAHAH AH AH HAHAHAHAH HAHHHAA

>>83884706
>christianity does not exist but white-skinned Jews live in the European North
really makes you think

ELSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83887409
No, they already included Jews. Look at 28 seconds in.

>>83883255
>Frozen is the only franchise that got a lots of animated porn (compared to Tangled, Bh6, etc)
too bad it's almost all total shit

>>83882716
Looks like soulless cashing in on the franchise, not that I expected anything else. How long will this """film""" be. 10 minutes?

Why are they wasting time on these animation vignettes with pointless stories.

>>83888201
He's so pretty i'd even doubt what he has down there <3

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>>83884875
>>83888242
>>83888335
Poor Walter must be rolling on his grave.

>>83888335
>>83888242
>>83884875

oh god they showed jews oh god

you dumb fucks realize like half of jews live in america right?

>>83889004
(You)

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>>83889004
when

>>83889058
It's only a conspiracy if Arrendelle adopts Jewish orthodoxy

I don't see any Muslim shit, what do you want exactly. It's not a Christian nation bro. It never was.

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>>83889221
>america was founded by quakers and puritan christians
>christians wrote our constitution
>in god we trust
>our nation was 95% white christian before the immigration act of 1965
you sound just like the WE WUZ niggers on facebook

>>83889354
good baits, you couldn't be so retarded to think whats written on the money has anything to do with anything.

first amendment you meme loving fuck, try reading it sometime

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What's this I hear about an unsanctioned psyker running loose?

>>83889448
prove to me that america wasn't founded by christians, and by christian moral values
protip: you can't

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>>83889631
protip: i don't have to; nice job with those goalposts

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Oh God, never make the comic relief the main character.

When will they learn?

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>>83889884
>make false claim
>your claim is false
>lol i don't have to prove anything, you're moving the goalposts!
where did i move the goalposts schlomo
prove to me that america wasn't a white christian nation like you claim in >>83889221
if you respond with a smug picture saying you dont have to do shit, i won't respond because i know you're either baiting or you're retarded, and everybody else that sees this thread will know as well.

>>83889886
Looks like a silly "feel good" short.
That's the comic relief specialty.

Imagine being as retarded as this poster: >>83890074

>>83890078

True

Holy shit have Disney slept on this Frozen squeal or what? Its been 4 years now.

They'll be doing the live action remake before the squeal at this rate

>>83890074
I gave you your proof 2 posts ago. It's literally in the Constitution you (and I, unironically) love so much. Congress shall make no law etc.

If your argument was this is a nation of majority practicing Christians then maybe you would be right. Maybe. Some 20% of Americans identified as atheist is some fucking poll and I suspect it's much higher; throw in the Sunday-only "religious" and you have about half of a nation that could care less if there is a god.

>>83890190
>If your argument was this is a nation of majority practicing Christians then maybe you would be right
that is precisely my argument

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>>83889004

>show jews
>but even though its christmas no references are made to christianity or jesus

really made me wonder what they mean by this

>>83882716
FROZEN 2 NAO FUCK THIS FEATURETTE SHIT

>>83890255
Your "argument" was a greentext refutation of my actual argument that it's not a Christian nation. It's not. Again. There's no official religion of America. It might surprise you to know English is not the national language either.

If you really want a theocracy, look to Saudi Arabia. Bonus, they probably hate Jews as much as you do.

>>83883440
>being this retarded
burgerclaps need to be banned from the internet already

>>83889456
Fuck off to >>>/tg/.

40kids are the MLP of neckbeards. I'll keep saying this until you stop posting shit where it isn't needed. Nothing in this thread warranted such a post. You're literally as bad as people forcing MLP or /pol/ into everything.

>>83883451
i think you've nailed it

>>83883310
that we 've seen.

but it would be great if they had some negro black faced swedes in the movie
>olaf knocks on door
>Who dat?
>it's me olaf to learn about traditions
>ma! we gots some white boi heeya
>oh comone on in, we just eatin' some red beans and coan bread

Who gives a fuck

>>83882915
I watch spongebob all the time

>>83882716

Do we have any traditions Elsa?

Well we do pray to Allah (praise be his name) five times a day, Ana.

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>all the talk of the SFM porn ITT getting me horny
>want to fap but going to wait for my sister to come home tomorrow instead

>>83890615
>Also, you're wrong. In 2006, the US Senate voted and declared English the national language of the USA. This is fact.
I looked it up and you're wrong BUT then so was the NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/19/washington/19immig.html

>Under the Inhofe proposal, the federal government is directed to "preserve and enhance the role of English as the national language of the United States of America." It does not go as far as proposals to designate English the nation's official language, which would require all government publications and business to be in English.

>Instead, it says government services and publications now offered in other languages would be unaffected. But the proposal declares that no one has "a right, entitlement or claim to have the government of the United States or any of its officials or representatives act, communicate, perform or provide services or provide materials in any language other than English."

NYT is as always dishonest in their reporting. Dishonest, or clueless, but in this case it's pretty clear.

There's no national language.

>>83890740

the fuck are you planning to do with your sisters homo?

>>83890871
Also I found this at the bottom of the article

>A version of this article appears in print on , on Page A18 of the New York edition with the headline: Senate Passes a Bill That Favors English.
>Senate Passes a Bill That Favors English
I wonder why the online version gets a pass for being brazenly wrong. The print version is at least approaching accuracy.

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>>83890740
>want to fap but going to wait for my sister to come home tomorrow instead
what did he mean by this

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Sven gives me impure thoughts

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best elsa

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>>83891085
>Otherwise, what is it, mate?
There isn't one. Sorry if this concept is literally to advanced to grasp.

De facto, sure, it's the language of the government anyway. De jure, there no national language, and that is certainly superior to having one. I live near the border, there's a lot of food places that would probably have to close if they were mandated to post everything in English. Fuck that.

Love how your argument devolved from "this is a christian nation" to "english is kinda sorta but not technically the national language"

rekt?

>>83883635
>those exposed shoulders

What a slut

>>83891237
Why did you delete your post?

>It amounts to semantics lad. It's the de facto language because the USA does all it's official business in it. It says right there, 'enhance the role of English as the NATIONAL LANGUAGE of the United States of America".

>Just because it's not designated on a plaque that it's the official language, does not change the fact it is your national language. Otherwise, what is it, mate? Every country has a language. It's like saying the official language of Scotland is Gaelic because some faggots speak Gaelic. It's not the case.

>English is the de facto official language of the USA.. Or is Trump publishing his directives in Latin? Or is the Senate conversing in Cherokee?

>It's not stamped but it might as well be, since many of the States have English as their official language.

>But seeing as the wall isn't being built guess you gotta leave the official language up in the air; it might be Spanish in 75 years.

oh yeah, cause u got rekt son

>>83883635
Elsa has her finger in his butthole and Anna is cradling the balls

>>83890740
>Brought to you by familystrokes

>>83890740

Frozen only good for porn only

Man my body isn't ready for this

>>83882915
Its for our lgfs

>>83882716
>0:42
>'deja vu' starts playing

FUCKING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

>>83882716

Disgusting

This is like when Cars 2 was all about that cable guy. Fuck those guys.

but I did laugh at the fruitcake

>>83882716
>they couldn't even get Adele Dazeem back
Lol, what were they thinking?

>>83883635
SNOWMAN'D

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>>83882716
>Woman
>In man clothes

Fuck, I don't like kids movies, but that's my thing, I love when a woman wears mens clothes

>>83898307
It's like they're a real couple now.

>>83888242

Circumcision scene when?

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ah yes, Jews, the ones who murdered Jesus Christ, the man whose birth is celebrated on Christmas

very impressive

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>>83890503
Why so triggered ?

>>83898307
>sfwversion of that picture
maybe >>>/r/eddit is more your speed

>>83891297
Pretty sure snowmen don't have those

>>83901228
I have been banned a few times for posting porn and I need my 4chan

>>83900813
damn that lil boi thicc