/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

>>83697715

That picture is bad and you should feel bad, op.

>>83697715
Dougie Jones

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Judy?

>>83697726
okay ;_;

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>>83697763

I still love you tho, no homo

sorry, im so sorry, but

what have people been making of these two incidents:

- dougiecoop crying

- and the office woman being so seemingly infatuated with him?

im not sure about either personally

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How could Pete just sit there in his truck for hours while a virgin Audrey gets the shit banged out of her in a private jet? He had to be waiting there at least half a dozen hours considering it was night when they left. What the fuck was he doing?

>>83697906
>what have people been making of these two incidents:
>- dougiecoop crying
>- and the office woman being so seemingly infatuated with him?

Dougie Jones

>>83697906
The answer to both is that Lynch wrote it that way.

>>83697906
>dougiecoop crying

I have heard something about if you watch, sonnie Jim is blinking backwards, like in the red room, and he is crying as a reaction to

>>83697935
thank you

>>83697994
makes sense

>>83698040
ah wow, ill look out for that

>>83697915
Putting his fish in the percolator

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>>83698164

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$ 4 2 5 , 0 0 0

>>83698269
How much was that again?

>>83698040
He's crying cause it's a nice boy fucking retard redditor

>>83697906
Dougiecoop is pure and the innocence of a child moved him to tears.

The office woman was into him because Kyle MacLachlan is a good looking dude, even at 58 years old.

>>83698269
>there was a theory on Reddit that Dougie was the billionaire and traveled back in time, before the exact amount was revealed in the show
>implying you could win billions via slot machines, even with god tier luck

Goddamn Redditards.

>>83698242
What the fuck was her problem?

>>83698269
If you're part of a presumably large scale criminal organization that runs casinos, is 425 grand really that much of a loss?

>>83697906
>- dougiecoop crying

That's RealCoop coming back. He's relating to Sonny Jim as a father figure and realizing that the lodge has probably stolen any chance of him becoming a father himself.

Get yourselves ready for the possibility that RealCoop snaps out of it and decides to stay in Rancho Rosa.

Is everyone in these threads 12 years old or legitimately retarded? Why are these posts usually so fucking atrociously bad?

>>83698360
Do you even know how casinos operate? The house always wins, meaning casinos don't operate at a loss. The money is always flowing into them. The odds of someone sweeping a jackpot are so far and few in between, that it's never a concern to them. When someone shows up and empties 30 slot machines, it's going to concern some people who want to make sure it doesn't happen again.

>>83698040
>>83698080
Check these two webms for the proof of Sonny Jim blinking backwards.
>>83595394
>>83595720

>>83698360

No, but allowing someone to take you for that much, on slot machines of all things, is pretty fucking embarrassing.

>>83698406
>he says, posting on the /tv/ board on the website 4chan.org

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>>83698406

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>>83698164
>>83698242

>>83698434

I'm pretty sure this is irrelevant and an editing decision. Even big budget movies reverse footage when they have to pad a scene, and it's always noticeable and shitty looking. The only reason people are dwelling on this is because it just happens to be in a show where reversed footage is a major visual element.

If the shovels taught us anything, it's not to dwell on minor trivial shit which has a logical explanation.

If David Lynch was a dog, he would be put down. You don't bite the hand that feeds you.

>>83698482
I think everything lynch does is on purpose desu.

>>83697762
i was happy forgetting what that thing looked like

>>83698482
Well, you're more than welcome to think that this is irrelevant but I definitely don't.

>>83698482
I don't buy that. Lynch is super particular and a perfectionist. Also what are the odds that a POV shot from Dougiecoop would be reversed for technical reasons? Especially when he is crying which is unprecedented behavior from him.

I agree that there's no point in dwelling on it though.

>>83698539
Didn't someone famous say that if Lynch wasn't making movies, he'd be murdering people?

>>83698585

Now he's murdering good stories

>>83697915
He's a bit funny like that.

Could the message to Hawk about his heritage relate to the Bookhouse Boys rather than his Indian blood?

>>83698566
>>83698576
>>83698583
I understand, considering there's insanely minor details in the season already, like the Experiment Model holding a glowing ball or DoppelCoop speaking backwards in prison. But for some reason, my intuition is telling me this is irrelevant to the plot. We'll just have to wait and see (or won't).

>>83698601
No. That's dumb.

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>>83697743
Fuck off, cunt

>>83698406
Where'd you get your doctorate?

>>83698406
Call for help

>>83698607
Besides me just having that feeling about Lynch. It also would make sense logically that there would be something off about the son of a fake human being created by an evil spirit.

>>83698585
Isabella Rosselini, the lady from Blue Velvet and a former girlfriend of Lynch's, allegedly said that if he wasn't making movies he'd be out murdering women

>>83698360
no but go find/watch the scene from Casino where De Niro freaks out about several slot machine jackpots in a row:

Ace Rothstein: [grows more irritated] Ward, you're pissing me off. Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen, you fuckin' momo! What's the matter with you? Didn't you see you were being set up on the second win?

>>83697743
Mhm

>>83698269
Why did they pay him out in $5 bills? That was a massive bag and it was full

>>83697743
mhm

>>83698360
>is 425 grand really that much of a loss?
In a business that is literally designed to make absolutely sure this never happens? Yes.

>>83698360
No, but multiple jackpots in a row suggests the machines have been tampered with by someone who works for the casino. It's not about the money, but about the fact that someone in their organisation may be working against them. Organised crime operations are rife with paranoia.

>>83698696
Not true. If he wasn't making movies then he'd be painting in his studio.
If he wasn't painting in his studio then he'd conducting experiments on dead birds in his basement.
If he wasn't conducting experiments on dead birds in his basement then he's be drinking and partying.
If he wasn't drinking and partying THEN he'd be out murdering women.

>>83698681
I think it's a tremendous leap in logic to suspect anyone else in Vegas is a manufactured doppelganger, or whatever it is you're implying. Dougie's clearly been living there for a few years, since whenever it was that DoppelCoop decided to put a safeguard in place for when his time was up, and since then Dougie's met Naomi Watts and accumulated some gambling debts, by just living a mundane life without questioning where he came from. Maybe he was too stupid to really care, I mean he did seem a bit dopey when MIKE was talking to him. We need more info on everything to know what the fuck is really going on.

captcha: coopers road

I think this might be canon

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Checkem

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>>83697715
/tpg/ is already dead after only 17 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

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>>83698964
How were there no posts on this board for a minute?

>>83698978
You need to at least think of different lines if you're hoping to baiting anyone.

>>83697743
Ok.

>>83698978
Today I saw an unbelievably exhaustive selection of Twin Peaks character figures in a store. They were made to that huge-headed undetailed-faced form whose name persistently escapes me.

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>>83699029
You mean this dumb shit?

>>83697592
>The lodge scenes can all be interpreted as dreams, too.
wrong

>>83698360

It wasn't an issue of money doofus. They assumed the manager had rigged the machines to fleece them.

>>83697762
Only Lynch could make a monkey look so nightmarish

>>83699119
Sorry senpai, just trying to find flaws in Frost's and Lynch's writing

>>83697906
>and the office woman being so seemingly infatuated with him?
Lynch fantasizes about young women being attracted to senile, incontinent shriveled old men

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>normies on leddit and youtube shitting on this scene because of the "bad cgi'

This shit triggers the fuck out of me

Cooper is the millionaire. He built the box.

>>83699197
Or should I say billionaire.

>>83698978
>he's going to keep going until september
>/tpg/ is already d-dead after o-only e-eighty three days!

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>>83699029

>>83699175
>normies being exposed to David Lynch doing his own sfx like he would on his short films he makes in his backyard
What reaction did you expect

>>83698696
>>83698585

It's believable. He takes 11 years off directing and focuses his efforts on being a cult leader, which is the other 'he'd probably be murdering people otherwise' line of work.

>>83699175
It is bad cg though, the way things get stretched and warped around. Not that I mind it.

Lynch is legitimately evil. It's amazing how cucked most are. To not see it. Or like, to only be able to wonder about it. "Are his films misogynist?" Fuck off. Take a hint: When he talks about his meditation and how it changed his life, what he really means is that it gave him full *control* over his hateful emotions, it doesn't mean he stopped living with them. In fact, they probably just grew stronger. He just learned how to be his own master. Lynch doesn't have a single ounce of love in him. He does not radiate anything of the sort. Bob coop is 100% Lynch. /ourguy/ is Lynch, too. The midget actor who claimed that Lynch raped his own daughter was probably telling the truth. Lynch just knows how to void himself of the hateful feelings in public.

>>83699387
based Lynch

>>83699366
Do you really expect hyper-realistic effects from an experimental director shooting a scene set in a parallel dream world?

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>>83699175
Yeah, the SFX have been spot on so far.

>>83699314

TM drips with left-handed philosophy, too. It's not Buddhist. It's, like, the quintessential Western corruption of it, imported. It doesn't teach anything about compassion. About loving-kindness. It teaches you how to grow "YOURSELF." How to make yourself more in control, more powerful, etc.

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Do you think by the end this season, all the pieces will be on the table for us to figure this universe out? Does anyone else fear Lynch is going to keep things vague and is basically just throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks? The whole thing with the shovels leading nowhere has me worried, it's either masterful trolling or it's Lynch literally changing his mind halfway through the script. I know it's still early days, but the question pile seems to be getting a lot bigger than the answer pile.

>>83699387
He also told the manlet /pol/tard that he should kill himself, literally /ourguy/

>>83699099
That's them.

>>83699430
looks great, a lot like the opening shot of Eraserhead

>>83699443
Don't expect to have all the answers, chances are it will end on a few mysteries

>>83699443
the shovels are a joke

colored spade

>>83699443
>going nowhere

But it was literal gold.

>>83699459
Or The X-Files.

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>>83699430
>>83699387
>>83699366
>>83699314

>>83699538
you know you don't have to be a dicksucker to like a show right? You can still critize certain aspects of it.

>>83699565
>Lynch is a murdering cult leader
>the cg isn't as good as my star wars films
Wow, insightful criticism

>>83699387
Wow, what alot of presumptions.

>>83699610
He's a cult leader and the cg isn't as good as Star Wars, but it's still my favorite show ever.

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>>83699387
mike pls

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JUST

>>83699430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd66k-kdy_w

>>83697743
mhm

>>83699825
Holy fuck

how we feeling about richard being:

one of the two names giant tells coop in the first scene

audrey and danzig's lovechild

hybrid human/lodge boy

>>83699796
is that the kid from home alone?

>>83699891
>He'll be involved in some murder in Twin Peaks, maybe
>Audrey and who?
>He isn't

>>83699925
>doesn't know Macaulay Culkin's name
Are you actually 12?

>>83699949
What a shitty, shitty post. Very sad!

>>83699825
lmao good stuff

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>>83699947

>Richard and Linda, two birds with one stone

Whoever Linda is she's going to die at the same time as Richard, unless Coop stops it. The Giant seems to directly telling Coop who's going to die now since he repeatedly fucked up preventing anything the first time around.

I hope Richard dies soon.

>>83699975
>try to act cool by pretending not to know who Macaulay Culkin is
>get BTFO

>>83699992
Or maybe two birds with one stone means it will be the same killer, rather than the same time

>>83699994
>gets angry because somebody on anonymous japanese cartoons forum does not know his childhood favorite actor's name
Your life has to be very, very sad. Feel sorry for you!

>>83700012
Except killing two birds with one stone specifically means two things that are happening at the same time.

>>83698040
i think the reason he cries is that by returning to this plane of existance he had to rob the kid of a father

>>83700039
I'm not even who you were originally arguing with just passed by and saw you being retarded ;)

>>83700039
It's time to stop posting, Donald

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>>83699947
>He'll be involved in some murder in Twin Peaks, maybe
feel like richard is going to kill laura "amanda seinfeld" palmer with "linda" who is also probably danzig's kid

>Audrey and who?
danzig

>He isn't
danzig is his father, therefore half lodge boy

>>83700119
Who is Danzig? Coop's doppelganger? These threads have so many names for the same character, there's really no chance we're ever going to figure any of this shit out.

>>83700119
Dale didn't get the chance to fuck Audrey before he left Twin Peaks, as well the black lodge seems too abstract and dream-like for something to work genetically like that
>>83700161
Danzig is a singer, he doesn't really look anything like evil Dale so I don't know what he means

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>>83700161
do the math

>>83700100
>;)
Very, very funny to see Redditors trying to fit in. Good luck next time!

>>83700176
>>83700212
What is this fucking Reddit meme and why is it shitting up /tpg/?

>>83700239
How do I upvote this post?

>>83700176
>Dale didn't get the chance to fuck Audrey before he left Twin Peaks, as well the black lodge seems too abstract and dream-like for something to work genetically like that
are you fucking stupid you fucking idiot moron?

DANZIG fucked audrey after he escaped from the lodge and made an evil predatory boy

>Danzig is a singer, he doesn't really look anything like evil Dale so I don't know what he means
jesus christ dude

>>83700239
Look at the post below that one retard, not the same guy. Nobody in this thread thinks you're funny. Go kill yourself.

>>83700275
No because Dale left Twin Peaks the day he was possessed meanwhile Audrey was in hospital from the bank explosion also stop forcing the Danzig thing and getting butthurt over it

>>83699796
Is he from a family we know or a random dickhead, i always forget to check the credits

>>83700321
you arent getting it. you dont think theres any way that in the 25 years between now and then that bad coop could have arranged to meet audrey with her under the impression that he was real cooper?

>>83697915
he was listening in for the spanking sounds

>>83700403
No, because Major Brigg's was the last person to ever see Dale Cooper. Watch the show.

>heroin girl says 119
>9/11 backwards
>Dougie works at lucky 7 insurance
>wtc 7
>gets in the elevator at his world at 09:11am
>lucky Larry Silverstein

What did Lynch and Frost mean by this?

>>83699796
can't wait for Bobby to bash this pussy's head in

>>83700402
random dickhead, but he's married to Shelly's daughter

>>83700466
Lynch is a 9/11 truther. This is Lynch's version 'Apollo Mission' in The Shining.

>>83700446
that is what we've been told, yes

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>all these plebs and redditors keeping their eyes on the hole instead of the donut

Prepare to be Lynched if this applies to you.

>>83699796
>tfw he's still better dressed than me
I'm such a fucking slob how do I even have a job.

>/tpg/ is dead

So what killed it? Was it the last episode being the worst one yet? Or was it everyone's theories being BTFO by the shovels, as well as Lynch hammering it into people's thick skulls that DoppelCoop was never actually being controlled by BOB?

>>83700483
Damn. If Bobby is Becky's father he's going to be soul crushed if he finds out she's going Full Laura Palmer this season. There's going to be more than tears. Steven is going to get wrecked.

>>83700212
Mother...

>>83698365
He could totally decide to stay with Janey and Sonny. Coop is an honorbound sort of guy.

>>83698539
Dear god fuck up

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>>83698978
Hey! Good to see you again!

>>83698978
Imagine being this autistic

>>83700466
could you be any more of a stereotypical /tpg/ post
>>83700964

>>83700988
Did you notice the cowboy statue was of David Bowie?

>>83698585
He'd be a cheerful hitman.
>I'm very discreet. I have no code of ethics. I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killing.

>>83699691
sauce on this cult shite

>>83698601
It's related to the casino, ya dingus.

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The most retarded tv show r8 now.The new twin peaks has nothing to do with the original series.Probably Lynch has fucked up the whole thing by mixing up the mullholland drive unaired tv tapes with some newly twin peaks footage.Dialogues in slow motion,amateurish acting and Dale Cooper in many bizarre and humiliated roles.WTF do anyone expect when they see so many actors playing.The worst part is that a lot of "experts" driven by multi social media twin peaks ad-accounts are trying to convince the tv audience that there is a hidden masterpiece behind any given symbolism by analyzing and analyzing which goes on every fucking hour.There's nothing there.Just a mediocre script with a goal to fit in 18 episodes

Best part of the new twin peaks,Madeline Zima's buttcrack

>>83699314
>>83698696
>>83698585
>>83701050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY0CgUab29Q

>>83700784

Tell your children not to walk my way

>>83700784
>>83701111
>>>/r/music

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one of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.

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>tfw no Naomi Watts wife to take care of me

Why even live?

>>83701171
ho lee fuk

>>83700929
that font looks fucking terrible

>>83701301

Get a life, punk.

>>83701348
sorry I can't appreciate your gay pride color schemes

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real autism hours: who's been repeating lines of dialogue from the new series/these threads to themselves when alone?

>just whispered under my breath HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO for the third time today

>>83697915
I will never forgive Mark Frost for this.

>bang Jade
>win bucks at the slots
>head home to sleep with Janey-E
>wake up and have pancakes with Sonny Jim
>head to the office to drink amazing coffee
>have an encounter with a woman who smiles at the thought of your genitals
Dougie is life.

>>83701567

go NON-EXIST-ENT yourself

>>83701594
>stand in elevators
>people tell you where to go so you don't need to worry about deciding these things for yourself
>get to look at a cool statue for hours

>>83698539
Good think all the people who actually like Lynch's work are happy with this season, only the muh coffee and pie redditors are mad.

>>83701594
>bang Jade
>win bucks at the slots
It was a different person between these two, have you not been paying attention?

>>83700988
That was the point

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>>83701567

>>83701171
Well said mate

>>83701577
I dont remember that happening in the show?

>>83701659
You just don't understand the Dougie lifestyle m8 let it go.

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>mfw the plebs are gradually fading away each episode after getting lynched nonstop

>>83701704
I don't know anon.

>>83701567
I think that's called being a redditor

>>83700466
The clock read 8:55 you retard

>>83699796
What an asshole.

>>83700730
Bit of this, bit of that. Retard Dougie is pissing a lot of people off and Mark Frost inserting his political agenda into our tv show annoyed a lot of people.

We just want to watch some interesting telly for fuck sake.

>>83701830
>guy says the meeting starts in 3 minutes
>but the clock says 8:55
>meaning the meeting starts at 8:57/8:58

weird

>>83699263
>thanks for making a doll of my murdered teenage self, Funko. it will look great on my mantle next to other mementos of victims of serial killers.

>>83701911
>getting butthurt by an alex jones parody that lasts a couple minutes

>>83701729

Ah fuck please tell me that asshole isn't coming back in the new season. Literally worst character on the original series.

>>83702098
D I C K E D

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>>83700929
>>83701301
>>83701348
>>83701456

>>83701986
Never mind the fact the Alex Jones thing was definitely a Lynch seeing as he's been interviewed by him and Jacoby is now a mild analogue for Lynch (old guy sitting around his workshop painting random shit then doing online weather announcements using a Sony-PD150)

>>83702098
We already have his son

>>83702098
Dick Tremayne is a rare good element in season 2

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>>83702098
>doesn't like Dick
Here's some OC I was saving especially for a faggot like yourself.

>>83702256
nice, mind if I save this

>>83702256
SAVED

>>83702256

You OC is bad and you should feel bad

COOPER DESERVED AUDREY YOU FUCKS! DICK CAN GO SUCK A FUCK FOR ALL I CARE!!

Wish human experimentation still existed so we could hook a normie up to an IV of coffee and force them to binge all three seasons and fire walk with me to monitor the effects

>>83702315
>Wish human experimentation still existed
How naive can you be?

>>83702341
>only the ebil natzees experiment on people

>>83702256
You should have put jacoby's little hand one on it

>>83702341
Normies aren't human.

>>83702315

Probably happening in Guantanamo bay right now

>>83702286
b-but Dick wasn't the one who fucked Audrey, that was Billy Zane. Dick is the one who fathered Wally with Lucy.

>>83702315
I watched FWWM for the first time with a horrible fever.
Shit was pretty fucked.

>>83702437
Did the shit come out of your ass?

>>83702405
I've visited Gitmo before and the conditions are way better than you think, it's like a regular private prison

>>83702461
OHHHHH MISTER JEFFRIES

>>83702461
Yes.
A little came out of my mouth too. That's normal, right?

>>83702315
>le twin peaks and coffee
>Ironically this is a very normie statement

>>83702377
>>83702401
I'm implying it still exists, you fucking retards. Learn to into implications.

>>83702491
only if the shit is metaphorical

>>83702491
yeah people talking shit on /tpg/ is quite common

>>83702493
It's a valid reference to the show and would make the person stay awake long enough to sit through 50+ hours of video you fuck

>>83702562
>Not an IV of Garmonbozia

>>83702562
I'd rather see what would happen if you gave them an IV of LSD mixed with meth

>>83698365
>>83700904
This isn't going to happen. Coop at some point gets in contact with the FBI and is reinstated.

Watch some of the promos. It shows him with a FBI pin on his suit.

>>83701924
see >>83702163

>>83700730
The last episode was great. The first two were the worst. Retard coop is kino

>>83702801
mootintheblacklodge.jpg

>>83702829
>Runs drugs and gives them to his daughter

>>83702852
>his daughter
you mean Shelly and Gordon's daughter :^)

What would the third season would be like if the series was never cancelled? Apparently Briggs was going to be the protag

>>83702867
KEKED

>>83702874
>Lots of flowery talk and government intrigue.
Wouldn't hate it.

>>83702874
It would be classified.

>>83702935
would need a x-files crossover desu

is /tpg/ regular a lower form of existence than redditor or tumblrina?

>>83703037
or tumblrina

>>83700730
>/tpg/ is dead

Is everyone just going to keep coming into these threads four days after a new episode and keep saying this? There's not much to talk about four days after the episode has aired.

>>83697915
I thought he was just taking a nap.

>>83703076
we still need to talk about judy

>>83699796
Literally me

>>83700986
I really don't want to.

>>83701456
Shirty fonts on that picture are a meme you fuckin dunce

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>>83703100

>>83702801
lol it's cool cos it's in Japanese! That's a good trick

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>>83701197
FUCKING THIS

>>83703175
リンチは娘をレイプした殺人犯だ

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like, I can't even

>>83703191
what a old hag 4/10

>>83701197
Jade is better desu

>>83703175
it's from original japanese translation

>>83703238
So? Still Reddit to post it

>>83697915
Of all the things that happened in season 2, this was the worst.

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>>83698978
Was No.1 few days ago

>>83703252
>not the entire james subplot

>>83703213
It's the current year and women are still not portrayed as flawless superheroes, it's disgusting imo

>>83703260
House of Cards a shit, what the hell

>>83703249
>redditophobia

>>83703213
Why is the devil incarnate violent and mean to women?

>>83699796
I guess selling diseases didn't work out for him in the end.

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who /wally/ here?

>>83703287
why can't women just pepper spray the devil? It's 2017

>>83703282
wow it's like normies have shit taste and only watch what (((they))) say is good

>>83700730
I doubt many people who watched the pilot have dropped it, it's just that Twin Peaks overall doesn't have much mainstream appeal. No one but diehard TP/Lynch fans have been interested in it to begin with.

>>83703213
What was wrong with the Denise scene?

>>83703388
The 2 week break and 1 lynchian episode a week that are turning people off, especially in a world where every other show is bingeable

>>83703379
Twin Peaks is being shilled too, 95% on RT

>>83703410
Who is Denise?

>>83703410
Yeah I'd like to know what their logic was. It showed a transgender person in a position of power and Gordon had a great line defending her to their colleagues

>>83698269
You should of never crossed Sammy Boy Brett

>>83703410
>>83703445
in reality, Tumblr doesn't know how to treat trannies/transvestites, so if they aren't stomping on men's balls in every scene they're in, then in Tumblr's mind it's transphobic or something.

>>83703421
That's just Netflix, GoT and TWD are the most popular shows right now and they release 1 episode a week

>>83699438

Looking inward is what a lot of eastern religion is about, though. The fact that religion should look outward and should spread to other people (if necessary by violence) is more of a western thing. Something that nowadays mostly the three abrahamitic religions practice.

Buddhism, Hinduism and so on expects its followers to look inward and concern themselves with self actualization and self realization.

Don't get me wrong, TM is still mostly the product of an indian Yogi realizing that he can make a lot of money off of teaching rich westerners to meditate but for one, learning to meditate is genuinely valuable if you want to lead a happier life and there is nothing damaging about it. Well, again, unless you spend too much money on learning it.

>>83703492
Only Islam preaches spread by violence, doesn't mean that Christians didn't do that in the past but that wasn't the word of Jesus

>>83703525

A lot of what defined historical political christianity wasn't the word of Jesus.

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>>83703492
You don't know anything about the Church

>>83703659
why does he have blue eyes there?

>>83703679
thye don't look very blue to me. Just dark.

>>83701729
damn dick looks good

IT WOULD BE YERV VERY PAINFUL OLD FRIEND

>>83703720
how can one man be so smug

>>83703745
For jews

>>83702485
>I've visited Gitmo before and the conditions are way better than you think, it's like a regular private prison

1. Outside the rule of law
2. Waterboarding is torture
3. Beating a prisoner's knees into pulp is not allowable
4. Since the USG knows that ragheads in a cave did not get physics to take the day off, they know the men they've illegally held and tortured had *nothing* to do with 9/11
5. Which world intelligence service has a reputation for false flag events? Hint: do a web search on "King David Hotel"

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>>83701171
>The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".
KEK GOD DAMMIT BLOOM

Aside from the excretable "Wally" scene, I've loved every second of Twin Peaks. I watch each episode over and over again. Cannot fucking wait for the next one.

>>83703878
oh, you're absolutely right, it's just that most people think gitmo is like a 70's Angola prison, I'm just saying it isn't

>>83700784
Stupid KIKE, Sistinas and 1000 Devils Reign are some of the best. Along with Possession, Blood and Tears, End of Time, and Snakes of Christ.

>>83703937
sounds like you haven't found your dharma yet

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>>83703213
>the motel scene was upsetting

>>83703979
yes but samhain > danzig

>>83704092
KEK, eat shit.

Samhain sounds like shit, and I've listened to all of their albums. Were they always recording live or what? Terrible production.

Misfits > Samhain

>>83697915

What annoys me more is how Audrey treats Pete like he's a stranger.

>Hey you, do you have a car? Take me here now!

Pete should have told her to get fucked.

>>83704135
He was horny for the Horne

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Why did they even shoot any of these scenes? All of them are useless apart from the Jeffries scene and the red room ending/annie/cooper breaking the mirror scene

FIRE WALK WITH ME

>>83704129
more like samhain > black aria > misfits > danzig 1, 2, 3 > [powergap] > everything else danzig

>>83704214
Lynch had the thought of appeasing normies and then, like a true autist, thought better of it, leaving us with the nearly flawless masterpiece we have today.

Who was the guy who bought drugs at the end of the RR last ep? He reminds me of a male version of Laura Palmer (Laura acts the same way at the RR towards men in FWWM, being super forward and saying "FUCK ME" etc)...I bet he will be a future host of BOB at some point.

>>83704135
>Pete should have told her to get fucked.
But that's why she needed the car.

>>83704262
>Knowing good Music
>Your Order of Danzig's endeavors

Pick one.


We can atleast agree that Danzig is good tho.

>>83704335
Danzig is excellent.

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>>83703260
You have to realize that there are marketing companies fueling these statistics (hundreds of thousands of fake IMDB accounts). Images like this are the truth behind ratings of movie, TV, music. In 2017, review sites and ratings sites are nothing but lies, with the occasional real review buried within, lost and undetectable among the fake ones.

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>>83697715
Anyone have MEGA Links to season 3? I really want to watch this

>>83704352
Be my BF, plz

>>83704415
>what are torrents?

This show is dumb lol. And so are you guys lhaha.

Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or the shit coming out of your ass.

>>83704038
Aye, I was, fuckin, watchin Twin Peaks rite

And this, fuckin, this fuckin tree starts waving about talking all mad

>>83704335
>>83704352
You guys mean Danzig era Misfits, right, not solo Danzig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

On repeat.

>>83704471
No, I'm talking solo Danzig until Danzig4, then he went industrial and fucked himself up. Then he made CIrcle of Snakes in 2004, which was a nice return to his original form.

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based Ben trying to save season 2 for us

>>83704442
hope you like fatties

>>83704902
We can be fat together.

>>83697915
He was too busy thinking of the woman in the radiator.

>>83697915
He was happy to do it, it reminded him of the past. And of Midge Jones

NEW

>>83705059
>>83705059
>>83705059

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>>83703252
Easily