/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>83674785
:c

first for Shelly aged like fine wine

HelloooOOOooo

>>83674831
>batshit insane christian lady
>aged like fine wine
lol

>>83674884
Mädchen Amick looks like the most decent of all the Twin Peaks cast. I think you can go fuck yourself and leave my waifu alone.

>>83674922
both of them are coalburners, you can have them.

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Reminder that ayyliens with laser beams are unironically canon

>>83674922
Besides Janey-E, pissfu, and Jungle Julia you are 100% right.

>>83674952
Provide proof.

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reminder that Re:View is canon and all the RedLetterMedia content (BoTW, Plinkett, HITB, etc) is also canon. Which means Max Landis is also canon in twin peaks universe

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Mot emotional scene in Twin Peaks?

>>83675001
I hope Max Landis will be beheaded next.

ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE

>>83674922
>Mädchen
Literally girl in german

Who the fuck gives their child such a retarded name

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>>83674952
madchen, sherilyn, dern, and peggy lipton are all coalburners. proofs have been posted here a dozen times. Learn how to use google.

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is he /ourguy/?

who /goldenshitshovel/ here?

>>83674884
Audrey is the insane christian

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>>83675028
9/11 was an inside job is canon in twin peaks

>>83675007
green tea latte scene

>>83675071
The fucks are at it again.

/Pissfu/ fanclub right here.

>>83675037
>live in the USA
>everyone speaks English
>give you daughter a German name to remind her of her heritage

I think you underestimate how meaningless many names actually are when you dig deep enough.

>>83675037
Americans don't understand german

Does this show make you guys paranoid of the woods?

>>83675092
can I be treasurer

>>83675020
Finally clarification

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>>83675066

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How did Hordor get to Twin Peaks?

>>83675037
No, فتاة is girl in German.

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>>83675007
Nope.

>>83675177
Wrong. The Turkish don't speak Arabic.

>>83675124
No, if anything I wish I could witness something paranormal in the woods, my life is pretty boring right now.

Streaming numbers when?

the show is flopping
how btfo are you fags?

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>you should cosplay as BOB, anon! With gray hair you'd look just like him!

Time to cut my hair then an hero.

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>>83675218

>>83675146
Kinda looks like an older Jacque Renault, honestly.

>>83675224
Frank Silva wasn't bad looking,don't be such a pussy

>>83675222
It all depends if Lynch is retarded enough to pull another cliffhanger.

>>83675224
Frank Silva looked badass though

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>>83675072
I love her.

>>83675256
wow, are you a genius?

>>83675284
>>83675276

>you look like a serial murder rapist, anon! XD

It hurts my feelings.

Why does the rest of /tv/ hate the new season so much? Is it just shitposting or plebs getting LYNCHED?

>>83675222
Normies got btfo not us

>>83675256
not sure if you're baiting
but it's the same actor
he's playing a new Renault, who probably won't have an impact on the story
iirc the actor was having health issues and his insurance with the Screen Actors Guild was about to disappear, so Lynch gave him a role in the show, so he could get his insurance, because Lynch is a good friend
I doubt he'll have a plot or anything and that it's just for his health

>>83675289
I get that she's Christian but why is she insane?

>>83675289
is she appearing is S03?

>>83675317
/tv/ is shitposting central, it's one of the normiest boards, of course they're not going to like it.

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S3 is the worst thing Lynch has ever done, a real step down from his other work.
>inb4 L-Lynched
I have seen all of Lynch's major works (except for The Straight Story), and found varying levels of artistic merit in them. But S3 is the one with the least amount of worth. Disgusting digital that costs pennies to film besides the cameras, CGI so abysmal that it looks like something out of a straight-to-DVD budget production (even if on "purpose", it takes no effort, thus no talent, and would have been better no CGI at all), rampant product placement despite Lynch saying earlier on in his career that he'd rather not work than succumb to that level, and then pic related, editing so bad it looks like an editing error.

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>>83675256
Really activated my almonds.

>>83675256
>>83675305
Wasn't trying to bait, honest. I was unaware that they were bringing the actor back for a new character, my bad.
Also, that's really nice to hear. Based Lynch helping his buds makes me feel good.

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>>83675289

>>83675379
lol

>>83675316
women love serial killers

>>83675359
just look who her father is

>>83675417
this
Bob's a bad boy, that's why Laura was all over his benis

>>83675379
>getting this completely and utterly LYNCHED

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>>83675379
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>83675224
long hair is faggy tho unless your actually his age

>>83675447
more like LNHD

>>83675379
It's one of the best things he's done faggot

>>83675379
>acts like some kind of lynch expert
>hasnt even seen the straight story
>most probably because it doesnt have muh coffee muh donuts surrealism

>>83675409
>>83675442
>>83675447
Not an argument. I'm willing to bet I've seen more film than you, and I'm certainly familiar with Lynch's work. Your level of discourse reflects your knowledge of film - and it's laughable.

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Hello 4chan friends! Check these digits!

>>83675072
>Rumi
>Christian

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>>83675359
She's just a bit kooky and posts some pretty funny overly Christian clickbaity stuff. It's cute.

Shit, I just found out that Heather Graham is not going to appear, I'm really buttblasted about it.
Did I just get LYNCHED?

>>83675539
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-YNCHED

>>83675537
Not to mention his short films are essential

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This is where we live, Shelly

>>83675124
Absolutely not, imagine having breakfast on the terrace of the Great Northern, looking out on the waterfall and countless Douglas firs.

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posting it again for those who missed it earlier

>>83675557
Can she still give birth? I'd love to make white babies with her.

>>83675569
She's probably dead along with Donna. That or they've just moved on and are irrelevant to the current plot.

why did bob put letters under victims fingernails?

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Since Lynch was forced by the network to reveal Laura Palmers killer, was it always supposed to be Leland or was that decision made after S1?

>>83675671
He was trying to spell F-R-O-S-T-E-D

>>83675671
To make sure they know they've been LYNCHED

Why did Jade throw the keys into the mailbox? Can you just send shit like that in US, no stamp or envelope?

>>83675632
I woke up to seeing this and couldn't fathom how many other shitposts will come about in the next couple months until it finishes.

>>83675671
Serial killers do weird shit.

>>83675691
From what I have heard, though I don't remember where (some interview I think with Ray Wise) they always knew Leland was the killer, just never planned to reveal it. Though honestly I don't see how you could really continue the plot without revealing the killer eventually, surely the evidence for his guilt would pile up as more shit went down. Lynch probably just didn't think it through very well.

>>83675662
This is a real frigging travesty. She aged the best out of all the ladies on the show and now she doesn't get to be objectified by Lynch in the new season.

>>83675479
And your arguments are what exactly, besides "I say it is"? You sound like a bandwagoner here for the new season. This "Lynch can do only good" attitude if the telltale sign of a spewing pleb. Product placement is a perfect example of how terrible this production is; Lynch lost, he had to lower himself to Showtime's mandates.
>>83675537
>hasnt even seen
There is not "even", it's simply one film of his I haven't seen. And "even" film would be an essential earlier work, like Elephant Man or Eraserhead.
>most probably because it doesnt have muh coffee muh donuts surrealism
1.) I couldn't care less, but nice ad hominem. 2.) Have you even been paying attention? "Donut disturb", "Damn good coffee" elevator scene, more donuts in the Hawkeye scenes, etc. It's all there, reminiscence of the previous seasons.
You have yet to address even one aspect of my argument, not the digital, not the product placement, not nothing, and instead spew fallacies. Good job, retard.

>>83675539
nobody is taking you seriously because your criticisms are baseless. The CGI looks fine for a television production. The digital alo looks fine and fits lynches new style of slow shots better. im pretty sure the first shot of episode 1 is shot in film so maybe we'll see more of it. What product placement? Also you say the editing is 'terrible' without actually stating why.

>>83675632
>fixed the greentext

good lad

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>>83675709
the key asks nicely to be mailed
postal service could retrieve postage upon delivery or something

also

Coop said "clean place, reasonably priced" before he even knew about the Great Northern, what gives?

>>83675709
Many items like this have a promise on them to cover the postage, so yes, the post office will mail them and expect to get paid postage by the recipient.

>>83675041
meme debunked. The black guy isn't her husband no matter how many times you photoshop it and post it

>>83675768
Be honest. We've only gotten full frontal on the niggress. We only saw the glass box and chill girl's side nipple. I don't think Lynch is going to get us too many titties, but I still hope he does.

>>83675764
I just dont see how you can tell the whole Laura Palmer story without including Leland

Lynch himself so obsessed with Laura he made a movie about her, but never planned to reveal anything about her in the first place is weird to say the least

>>83675781
You want a serious response? Here you go:
For starters, I'll have you know that you've been lynched.
Second of all, and this is important, you have to truly realise and understand that you've been lynched.
Lastly, and this is most important of all, you, my lynched friend, have been LYNCHED.

>>83675768
Lynch decided to be a master troll by not answering the most famous question of the show: How's Annie?

>>83675818
>her official instagram
>photoshopped
lol he's still going

>>83675781
>Product placement is a perfect example of how terrible this production is
>muh digital

wow bob wow
you sure know what makes great kino
it must be recorded on film and all real world products must be removed

>>83675796
They literally got that prop off of Etsy or Pinterest or one of those sites. I've seen them for sale before a few years ago.

>>83675796
It's called a throw back.

>>83675881
Lynch himself made product placement a huge deal btw

>>83675671
At the end of the international pilot Bob tells Cooper he was going to keep killing and the letters would spell "Robert." His name.

>>83675877
>a photoshopped screenshot on a tibetan dream forum is someone's official instagram

DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>83675691
I told my roommate he should check out Twin Peaks and he guessed it was Leland 30 minutes into the pilot and turned it off. It really isn't too much of a stretch to make.

>>83675910
that makes the show bad?

>>83675855
Don't forget the chick getting chocked out while wearing bra and panties and another one getting chocked in the bar. Plus the ass shot of the Gordon's assistant.
The redhead chick that helped DougCoop get into the women's toilet might get naked as well. She did that a lot in Starz's Magic City.

>>83675920
Isn't it Robertson?

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>>83675790
>criticisms are baseless
No, but your dismissal of them is. Clearly nobody can argue for their point in this hugbox of a general.
>What product placement?
Mercedes, Microsoft laptops, and Apple products. Logo is in shot each time, with the camera follow the Mercedes in disgusting fashion.
>you say the editing is 'terrible' without actually stating why
I stated a perfect example in the webm I posted of the car explosion. You're a fucking imbecile.

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>>83675868
I dont think anyone gave a shit about Annie

Its all about our main man Coop

>>83675927
https://www.instagram.com/p/wsmdYTqfvz/?hl=en
fucking whiteboi lol he's still going

>>83675781
There is no product placement you absolute imbecile. We see Microsoft, Dell and Apple. NEWS FLASH: these are competing companies. Product placement doesn't work like that. The truth is that Lynch doesn't give two fucks about showing brand names in his movies. The computers you see are simply a reflection of what people really use.

>>83675861
>weird to say the least
If that's not how you'd desribe Lynch to someone who's never heard of him I don't know how you'd do it.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

Why is Ray Wise so handsome in a very manly, no-homo way?

>>83675942
I'm talking about bare tits, anon.

>>83675931
But it wasn't Leland though. It was Bob.

>>83675910
It's not product placement you fucking mouthbreathers. There's a ton of products by competing brands, and just because they're real brands doesn't mean they were paid for.

Mad Men was a show about advertising, so understandably had to deal with a shitload of real brands. They were never paid to use any of them.

Get a clue.

>>83675969
he is literally the devil

>>83675947
it's not product placement if you you have both microsoft and apple products

>>83675943
Idk if that's what they made his real name later on but that's what he says in the pilot. Just watched it last night

>>83675953
Why even give a shit about Annie? Her character adds nothing other than getting Cooper more emotionally involved in the plot.

>>83675975
And I'm talking about objectification, anon.

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>>83675931
>I told my roommate he should check out Twin Peaks and he guessed it was Leland 30 minutes into the pilot

>lying on the internet

>>83675222

No one cares. It's already completely shot and scheduled to air regardless of ratings.

>>83675599
What's the name of that haircut?

>>83675958
>camera in follows the benz logo as the car pulls up
>the entire shot consists of this
>shot is centered to the right to on the microsoft logo when evil cooper is typing
>no product placement
Are you simply deluded, or a shill?

>>83675966
MONTANAAA

>>83676005
because ''How's Annie?'' maybe idk

>>83675931
Why even lie about this

>>83675966
OKLAHOMA

>>83675978
Yeah, but he'll never know that. He turned it off because all reactions the people of Twin Peaks had to Laura's death reminded him too much of when his wife an hero'd and couldn't keep watching. Still a good shot in the dark guess from him.

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>>83675969
Such a charming fella

>>83676029
so what?

>>83676025
it's called "leo is still alive in that cabin and will appear in season 3"

>>83676005
Because she was the next one in the line to get her garmonbozia sucked out.

>>83675885
>>83675796
https://www.etsy.com/listing/223891035/on-sale-twin-peaks-inspired-great

LITERALLY AN ETSY PROP WITH A WHITE ADDRESS STICKER ADDED TO IT

but for real it's cool that they supported a fan product

>>83676025
It's a variation of the David Healy

>>83676007
That's where our priorities take different paths.

>>83675931
this happened

>>83675632
>true
>amazing

lol

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>>83674785
/tpg/ is already dead after only 16 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83676048
A real hoot

>>83675222
Let's examine who got BTFO.

>SHOWTIME got memed into financing an 18 hour art film
>normie fans of the original series who just like coffee and pie memes got absolutely Lynched by the first episode and are now considering suicide

>actual Lynch fans love it
>the series will air regardless of ratings because it's already completed

We won, senpai

>>83675982
God's Not Dead 2 confirmed it.

>>83676029
>DUUUDE I WANT FAKE BRANDS OR TAPED OVER LOGOS
>I'M AN EDGY TEEN WHO THINKS STICKING IT TO THE MAN IS IMPORTANT

>>83676095
LOOK U GUISE HE POSTED IT AGAIN

>>83675632
Lol'd

>>83675379
I sadly have to agree

>>83676069
it's on showtime as well
http://store.sho.com/the-great-northern-hotel-room-315-twin-peaks-official-key-tag/detail.php?p=1400512

>>83675947
you're right, they should be using all those laptops that aren't made by a real company

they should spend money making prop computers so that your eyes dont have to be subjected to a real-world product in your tv show

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dubbie jones

>>83676095
I know you're memeing but there are tons of showtime shows with ratings like this and they keep getting renewed (like the affair) so it doesn't matter.

>>83676069
Yeah, I knew I had seen it before. Maybe one of the crew had one already, or they just ordered it and figured it was easier than making one.

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He goes from a 7/10 to a 9/10 with the white hair, maybe I should dye my hair like that

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>>83676081
Fair enough.

>>83676189
The grey fox style only works if you are at least 50

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>>83676095
give it a rest, you're in the /general/ comic already

>>83675966
wow bob wow i forgot about MONTANAposting

>>83675966
ALABAMAA

>>83676105
Why can't faggots like you just enjoy things without having to go thru mental gymnastics in order to force some hollow, smug sense of superiority over some transparent projection of your own bitterness and insecurities?

>>83676137
>This recreation of Special Agent Dale Cooper's room key is marked with the official TWIN PEAKS merchandise emblem.

call for help

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>>83676189
Do you think he still sings Mairzy Doats in the lodge?

>>83675966
Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to

>>83675020

Booper scenes are the best thing about the Return thus far. My butthole puckered when he caused the power fuckup in his cell. I like how his voice seems deeper and more intimidating through cameras or recording devices, like his interview with Gordon. The resolution to his character is the most interesting thing about S3 imo, I can't wait to see where they take him.

>NOW THAT EVERYONE'S HERE, I'LL MAKE MY PHONE CALL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo

>>83676234
accurate

>>83675947
If you're gonna whine about product placement then at least point out the worst one, the Blackberry.

I think you're wrong in that it's Lynch's worst work though, and I'm almost starting to enjoy the "LYNCH'D"-meme. So I'll just go ahead and say that you are lynched.

>>83676309
has he been holding in a shit all these years?

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>>83676148

>>83676373

grapes
nice and smooth

>>83676373
If they aren't grapes then what are they?

>>83676355
MR JEFFERIES

is tammy a pornstar? she oozes sex

>>83675969
Basically everyone in Twin Peaks (the show), looks good, but maybe not in the classical way.

>>83676349
>the worst one, the Blackberry

Yeah, I'm sure they were paid to feature than ancient early-2000s BlackBerry that was being used for a clear illegal/immoral purpose.

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN
We're sinking into the MUD!
IN THE SHIT

>>83676397
follow the tingling in your pants and you'll find out

>>83676405
she's Lynch's personal cumdumpster

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>>83675316
Jesus christ stop being a whiny fucking bitch.

>>83676309
No, he doesn't have his old record player, so all he does is sit down and put on a pouty face.

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>>83676349
>I think
Wow, what a substantial argument. Sad that you can't even argue for your opinion, and instead can also state it at baseless face value. Bringing up more even more instances of product placement doesn't prove contrary to anything I've said, it only furthers my point.
Lynch as completely flip-flopped on his earlier stance on product placement; talk about the strong convictions of an real auteur - not!

>>83676439
ittttttty's seven'o'clock!
Do YOU know where your freedom is?

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Just got caught up and haven't been reading threads, what's all this 2003 shit?

>>83676552
>he's still buttblasted over getting LYNCHED

>>83676602
A reddit theory that all Dougie scenes actually take place in 2003

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>>83676602
It's nonsense.

>>83676602
>>83676633

2003 theory is NON-CANON

there are so many new characters I cannot follow

is becky her daughter?

>>83676319
Yeah that scene was really creepy, I really liked it. Must have been so fun and weird for Kyle MacLachlan to switch between playing Mr. C and Dougie. He's such a qt.

>>83676613
No, I have not been "lynched": 9 worthwhile films, 2 worthwhile shows, and then this piece of shit. On the contrary, if you blindly buy into this new season, you've been Lynched, and outed as a spewing pleb.

>>83676715
>No, I have not been "lynched"
The first stage of getting LYNCHED is denial anon.

>>83676644
>streaming
So this is the absolute state of this general.

>>83676552
You just can't get enough of people writing that your are lynched can you? You really are lycnhed.

>>83676715
>being this mad that lynch's likely magnum opus is going so far over your head

Zoinks

>>83676746
How many of Lynch's films have you seen? Can you even spot a worthwhile film if you're watching it? By the state of your replies and level of pure meme discourse, I'd safely guess you cannot. So opinion invalidated.

>>83676715
are you legit angry with Lynch for showing the names of companies in his show? Beacause that's all I'm getting out of your arguement. Also how fucking autistic should you be to even notice that shit, the only thing I remember even seeing was the Blackberry and then my reaction was just a 'wow they still make those?'

>>83676805
The second stage is anger.

>>83676756
>being so poor that you have to torrent shows to watch them

So this is the absolute state of your life.

>>83676784
See >>83675379
My arguments > your no arguments. Watch more film, you utter retard, and not just the newest bandwagon show.

>>83676756
How else if you aren't from america and don't feel like getting a damn satellite dish?

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did anyone else find nadine strangely attractive

>>83676849
Your "arguments" are stupid, misguided and not worth the time of day for an actual response. Someone so misinformed and stuck in their ways is obviously not open to actual debate, and will just keep spewing how they watched all of Lynch's movies last month like it makes them an expert.

Get a fucking clue.

>>83676602
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

>>83676048
We need more of him

>>83676921
yes

>>83676947
I don't need anything
I just want

>>83676921
Nadine was always qt
But somehow, she's even cuter 25 years later.

>>83676849
Since you saw all Lynch films seveb times yesterday and have four degrees in film making we just can't say anything else than that your are utterly lynched.

>>83676921
the real question is was I the only one who enjoyed her "mentally turning into a teenager" story in season 2

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>>83676947

>>83677024
it was not that bad
have you noticed that in episode 1x03 she has already super strenght when exercising?

>>83677024
It was one of the better storylines that season (post-Leland's death), if a bit sillier than anything else. I found myself rooting for Nadine and Mike to get it on, I'm (not really) ashamed to say

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ONE ONE NINE

ONE ONE NINE

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>>83676931
>misguided
>more fallacies of me somehow being new to Lynch
>misguided
You're right, I should get a clue, and it's that no one in this reddit general can appreciate film beyond that of low-effort meme discussion and seasonal tripe.

>>83677151
The third stage is bargaining.

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Lynch a qt

>>83677292
He really settled for that haircut.

>>83676578
>dr amp
>doing the vamp
>climbing the ramp
>lighting the lamp

how does he do it

>>83677024
Compared to the other bullshit subplots it was great, but even by itself i've always found it very entertaining just due to how absurd it is

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>>83677353
it's a work of art. I wish I knew how he does it.

>>83677109
>>83677396
I didn't really enjoy it, the curtains was funnier. It was a bit better than James subplot though, which was insanely boring.

>>83677421
I wish I had that much volume at his age.

Fuck, he probably has more hair than me right now and I'm only 25.

>>83676277
>someone claims I got BTFO
>I respond with a counterargument
>therefore I'm a smug prick

Ok

>>83677421
I would guess he holds it up and twists it slightly with a comb while wet, and blowdries it like that.

>>83677151
Imagine being this much of a fucking baby.

>Everyone loves the show except for me. Everyone else must be wrong!

Nice Tarkovsky picture, by the way. That proves you're a film expert now, you fucking redditor.

>>83677436
Fair enough.
>It was a bit better than James subplot though, which was insanely boring.
the worst thing about this plotline is by the time it's over, you will realise it had nothing to do with anything relating to the main storyline or even Twin Peaks itself. That's really the most insulting part about it.
>>83677485
I was reading about it, and apparently some hairspray is needed also, but I like to think it stays up on its own bc he's david lynch.

>>83677540
Ah yeah, definetely hairspray, gel or wax would weigh it down too much. Lynch is perfect, makes kino and has amazing hair at the fucking age of 71. He should be preserved when he dies so future civilizations can study him.

>>83676277
L Y N C H E D

>>83675379
i don't know why but i'm digging this series so far

>>83676046
He killed his wife.

>>83677421
kino hair

>>83677718
for a moment there I thought you were talking about Lynch and wondered if this is another rumour Michael J. Anderson has been '''hinting'''' at.

>>83675087
'911 was an inside job' is canon in anything but the official narrative.

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what the fuck was his problem?

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>>83677962

>>83677962
No dick.

>>83676105
This feels more like Mulholland Drive the Series than Twin Peaks

Which is fine by me desu

I'm going to marry Jade!

>>83677982
HOW the clothes change in the Lodge?

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How will David Lynch ever recover?

>>83676069
But "clean place..." is placed higher on the show version

checkm8

>>83678060
Stay buttmad manlet.

What is pissfu's real name? Not in the show, her stage name. Gotta find them nudz.

>>83678040
to be fair, the first tie Coop wore in his red room dream was really ugly. maybe the giant gave him a black tie I dunno.

>>83678134
also that pin, was he wearing that in S2 finale?

>>83678143
well, he's wearing A pin, can't really tell what's on it. in his dream he's wearing (it seems) three pins, but in the finale it's just one.

>>83676029
What's your alternative, shooting scenes to deliberately avoid the logos even when showing something like the front of a car? If anything the mercedes was to let you know Mr. C. has money, or did he say that was a senator's car?

is there a face to MIKE friend of BOB?

The 1 armed man is Philip Gerard isn't?
when he is drugged MIKE is off

So 1AM sees a face on the mirror?
or was it taken out with the arm and the tattoo?

>>83678291
Either the little Man From Another Place is MIKE, or he's never been seen outside of possessing Gerard.

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>>83676277
Let him be. He already suffers enough.

How did leeland die?

>>83678390
brain into door

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>>83678060
>the absolute state of manlets

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>>83678479

>>83678341
in the original shooting script of fwwm the little man is clearly called MIKE. This new season makes it muddier because it seems like MIKE and the arm are separate (but connected) entities, however the one armed man is only credited as phillip gerrard

>>83678493
wtf i want a baby owl (aka lemurian) now

>>83675007
I'm a little autistic or something, can somebody explain the emotions behind this scene? I get obvious emotional scenes, but the subtle stuff sometimes goes over my head. I try my best, /tpg/...

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>>83676189
I liked FWWM Leland best.

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>>83676373

>>83678599
owls are smart, it knew right away that wasn't real prey. it's like "don't fuck around, give me something to eat"

>>83676373
Why does he hold the grapes?

>>83678656
How Lynched are we going to be when he dies off-camera?

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>>83678691

>>83678656
I miss original Truman. The new guy doesn't really do it for me (loved him in Breaking Bad though)

>>83678727
let it go

>>83675020

What's interesting about this "Booper" scene is his remark "You're still here, good"

It's more proof that BOB is less of a "possessing" entity and more of an "unlocking" one. He removes the filters we place that prevent us from engaging in horrid shit.

>>83678822
yes
not like Leland that was only possession

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Judy?

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>>83678870

>>83678870
dudn't get any greener

it feels like S3 is really a 18h movie than a series

>>83678584
He lost his shoes when he went through the outlet.

>>83678892
Because that's what Lynch intended.

>>83678727
I love him since Jackie Brown

>>83678920
but showtime made i parts to sell 4 months of subscriptions

>>83676373
Agent Cupper

>>83675796
BLATANT PRODUCT PLACEMENT ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING DISHONEST KINO MAKING THAT THEY WOUKD ADVERTISE THE GREAT NORTHERN SO OBVIOUSLY. IN B4 LYNCHED

>tfw we're already almost 1/3 into the series

>>83678656
GULP!

>>83678968
NORTHERNED

>>83675114
Maedchen isn't a German name, it's a German word (meaning girl or virgin, and cognate to "maiden"). This isn't reminding someone of their heritage, it's drunkenly branding their face.

>>83675796
It was once a thing with the very time period that Lynch is satirizing in Twin Peaks to pick up on advertising slogans in a knowing, ironic way. This predates Marshall MacLuhan or our new generation of ad-addicted trusting sheeple.

>>83679110
>missing the point

All names are just words
All names have simple meanings, often in foreign or antiquated or bastardised languages, that if you translated into modern English would seem absurd.

> nice day for a picnic
What did James mean by this?

Jesus Christ this thread is TERRIBLE.

why is no-one talking about the fact that Agent Cooper has come back from the Lodge with POWERS? I said a few years ago that he would become a time travelling hero like a kind of fucked up Dr Who and I was right god baby damn

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>>83679361
>retarded trip
>dr who references

>>83679361
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>83679361
>namefag
didn't read your post desu

>>83678941
Jokes on them, I have 4 emails and credit cards to borrow for those trials.

Why does no one understand that Dougie is brain damaged?

>>83679300
... there's nothing foreign or ancient or esoteric about "maiden," and German names for girls exist and are often used in American popular culture without trouble.

>>83679616
because he was always cool

>>83675379

>S3 is the worst thing Lynch has ever done
>Dune
>Wild at Heart
>that one commercial he did for Dior
>Dumbland

>>83679361
>powers
Ah, shut the fuck up. The Lodge is helping him.

>>83675379
You don't have a lot of experience with avant garde, do you anon?

You should watch The Straight Story though, it's a great film and decidedly straightforward.

>>83679782
>Dune
>Wild at Heart
>not worthwhile film

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>>83675007
Maybe in the new series, but pic related is one of the most emotional scenes of all time.

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>>83674785
In a nearby alternate universe, Twin Peaks' pilot was rejected and it was made into a standalone film while Mulholland Dr. was accepted and was a full TV series. What do you think that would've been like?

>>83679915
People would be incredibly butthurt about the series' ending.

>>83676820
stop it, he's already dead

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Who's Josuke?

>>83680101
You're a little late to the funeral anon.

N E W
>>83674824
>>83674824
>>83674824
>>83674824

NEW

>>83680202
>>83680202
>>83680202

>>83680160
fuck off, weeb

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>>83675182
This, actually. I feel like she might not be acting aside from reciting her lines.

>>83679898
I was more emotional when huckleberry muffinfu starts freaking out when she sees Laura topless, and also when Laura sees her topless and freaks out.

>>83675947
>I stated a perfect example in the webm I posted of the car explosion. You're a fucking imbecile.
You claimed that the editing was terrible, and posted a very well edited sequence. Just because it doesn't conform to your narrow standards of what editing should be doesn't make it bad. Likewise for your criticisms of the special effects - they serve an aesthetic purpose. The fact that you do not like the aesthetic does not make it bad.

>>83680163
i'm pretty drunk mang, jus wanting to be part of the thread

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>>83680160
confirmed

>>83680216
Really? The ending of FWWM is pure release after nearly 2 hours of anguish. I can't watch that scene without crying, it's the most beautiful thing Lynch has ever filmed.

>>83677024
No, it was the only subplot I liked during those episodes. I liked the high school scenes where Mike kept begging Donna to help get rid of her.

It's weird how Twin Peaks starts with a serious plot then later turns into light-hearted stuff, you'd expect it to be the opposite.

>>83679915

MD wouldn't have made it past 2 seasons because the network wouldn't be onboard with having the protagonists be a lesbian couple.

>>83680160
>>83680246

>Lynch/Araki

You can't make this up

>>83675007
Definitely the most emotional scene featuring Cooper. There was hardly any of that in the original show, there was the half baked stuff with Annie, but that never had any weight to it because of how hamfisted it all felt.

The Dougie storyline is giving new depth to the character.

>>83680280
I guess, but I thought it was touching that Donna was so innocent that seeing Laura topless at a bar made her stumble, and that Laura still cares about Donna's innocence.

>>83679616
his wife did imply he has "episode" regularly.... but even so they're all being remarkably patient with him IMO

i cry everytiem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY