/tpg/ -Twin Peaks General

Cooper has powers.

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>Actually, I just gave you a head
What did she mean by this?

>>83680202
if james had any more forehead he'd be an eighthead at least

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can't wait to read pic related all over again

>>83680347
LYNCHFAGGED

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>>83680347
SANTA MARIA

>>83680347
if you don't like it then fuck off, faggot

L Y N C H E D

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Reminder there is still 13 hours of retard Coop to go

Though I've liked this season, I've hated this general. You're all so fucking reddit. Indistinguishable from those /got/ fags.

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>>83680437
>expect it to be shit
>suddenly Lynch throws a kino shot at you look like this
I always get Lynched in the end

>>83680437
Fucking glorious, 13 more hours of quality kino to filter out the plebs

>>83680517
LYNCHED AGAIN

>>83680517
call for help

>>83680347
>why is coops hair long in some scenes
Please tell me someone asked this unironically.

>>83680437
>David Lynch made an 18 hour film about retarded coop to bridge the gap between The Secret History and Mark's upcoming book, knowing that the plebs won't read either and hate the show

this is the best kind of fanservice

>>83680261
She's such a cute older lady. Reminds me of the old lady from Insidious.

gimme all your ray ray

>>83680347
Sure could use a pick-me-up, can't we Anon?

>>83680517
It isn't a great general, no. People are going mental trying to find purpose in everything. But then that's inevitable, I don't think it could be much better.

>>83680606
Yeah, he obviously knew a lot can change in 12 years.

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So is this cgi'd somehow or...?

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who else watches the new episodes at 2x+ speed?

>>83680680
Never tried it. 1.5x is absolute kino though.

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>>83680517
And don't forget to sway your hips on the way.

>>83680680
>>83680706
jesus fucking christ, how embarrassing

you're meant to watch it a 0.5x speed you fucking mongs, double the kino and twice the time to take everything in

>>83680640
>People are going mental trying to find purpose in everything
But the general drove away the theoryfags.

requesting that gif of leland from FWWM where he appears suddenly and is staring at the girls

>>83680747
Maybe that way I could catch the car explosion! Thanks anon.

>>83680680
normally I'd say you were memeing but personally its impossible for me to watch the new season any slower than 2x speed. the season is 18 episodes long they didn't have to pad out every episode by hanging the camera on movements longer than necessary especially not when it looks ass to begin with due to being shot on digital

SARAH

LAURA

WHERE'S MY AXE

>>83680608
secret history is full of mistakes and I don't believe frost's bullshit that it's all intentional, he's probably referring to the fact that doppelcoop may have edited the dossier somehow but he has no reason in the universe to change nadine's backstory, frost just forgot. He admitted that he and Lynch only rewatched the final episode, but Lynch also oversaw the blu ray re-release so he clearly was familiar with the series

>>83680261
She was such a qt in Frasier

>>83680753
As it should've.

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>>83680347

whats the significance of the statue? is it supposed to be a western sheriff, reminding him of harry truman?

or am i just getting LYNCHED

>>83680877
It's a filter for us to spot theorycrafter redditors.

>>83680877
With the greatest of respect, how are we meant to know? We're not privy to more information than you.

I hope the ratings keep getting worse to the point where they just cancel the show and release it on blu ray, honestly fuck the watercooler effect, normies aren't watching this show and most fans hate it too

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>>83680925
dude twin peaks is dead lmao
>renewed for season 4
lol

>>83680923
>>83680903

i was just wondering because i see so many people calling that part kino. the little frank booth guy was kino, not dougie fixating on a statue for a long time to have something happening during the credits.

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>>83680961
kek but they're calling everything kino.

Pic related is legitimately kino.

>>83680809
considerin all the autistic detail he put into it, it seems weird to think that he'd just forget major characters plot points

>>83680925
>most fans hate it too
Citation needed. Reviews and fan reactions have been overwhelmingly positive.

>>83680809
>he has no reason in the universe to change nadine's backstory
That you know of.

>>83680961

What makes sense so far is that Cooper was focusing on the statue shoes, and it was his shoes that were left behind in the purple world. He's slowly remembering more things.

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>>83680202
AND I'LL SEEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUU

>>83681060
AND YOU'LL SEEEE MEE

>>83681117
AND I'LL SEEEEE YOOOUUUU IN THE BRANCHES THAT BLOOOOWWWWW

Which scene of the new season is the LEAST kino?

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>>83680202
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>83681231
The qtpi getting high in the car and staring up with a goofy face for 5 hours while '50's music plays.

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>>83680674
>your facial aesthetics get you cast as an inbred

>>83681060
Literally glad he died

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>>83680961
It's symbolic of his current situation, his identity has been swiped and he's literally in somebody else's shoes, living a lie. Things are slowly coming back to him, on a subconscious level he knows it isn't right. That is also why he cried when looking at Sonny Jim in the car, on some level he knows this isn't his kid, that 25 years have passed and he's lost so much

>>83681299
literally kill yourself

A philistine only likes the original series.
A man will like FWWM and The Return, but will not like the special effects in The Return.
The Ascended One will realize the special effects of The Return are great.

>>83681231

The scene where Robert Forester tries not to burst out laughing at the old hag trying to act in front him.

>>83681231
Frank Truman's wife yelling at him was a genuinely awful scene.

>>83680877
It reminds him of being an agent with a gun I believe. Notice that when his boss is talking to him he gets caught on the word "agent"

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>>83681276
You are mistaken. Goofy faces are true kinor.

>>83681379
I think the special effects of The Return are fine given the financial restrictions but at times are distractingly sub-par.

C-can I be partially ascended?

>>83681432
>graphicsfags

>>83681384
>>83681407
I'm glad I'm not the only one that found that scene appallingly bad

>>83681231

The car blowing up, with no blast, not even blowing back the child right next to it.

we will ever get off retard namek?

>>83681450
>"oh no a bomb!"
>cut away
>boom
>cut back to car in flames

>>83681276
>those subtle visual cues and adjustments to her face
>not kino

>>83681379

>lynch was given $100 million budget for the entire series
>on average 5.5 million budget per episode

This is only $500k below an average GOT episode.

>>83680674
are these guys lodge spirits? they look weird as fuck

>>83681415
It was too DUDE COKE LMAO for me.

>>83681504
and you are below The Ascended One, pleb

>>83681475
I've generally not agreed with any of these comments saying scenes need music, but that truly was a scene where music would have made it tolerable. As it stands, that scene is just awful, the actress was bad and it just wasn't funny.

My 2nd least favorite scene was from the premiere, the lady with the keys, it totally lacked charm and was so poorly directed and shot that there was nothing to get from it. The intentionally slow and trudged scenes in the past have all been so great, and this one missed the mark so hard.

>>83681479
The reason it didn't have any blast radius is because it was an emotional bomb.

This is a throwback to the bomb in the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan. We can now be sure that none of those in that blast died. for example Dell Mibbler lived on via his glasses, blown from the 'bomb' into a nearby tree. This enabled the tree to have vision. The trees can see.

>>83680952
There's no renewal to be had, season 3 is the end
>>83681019
Interacting with real people, most of them hate the new twin peaks for being "too weird", though to be fair I'm referring to actual 40 and 50 years old who watched the original show when it was new

>>83681586
>season 3 is the end

[citation needed]

>>83681586
Anecdotal evidence is meaningless. Besides, the new season is clearly for Lynch fans more than Twin Peaks fans.

>>83681504
where is this 100 million dollar budget shit coming from? Is there even any real sources on that?

>>83681575
No don't because some idiot will parrot this on Reddit or somesuch and then it will reposted on here like all the other abysmal theories those losers come up with

>>83681611
that's how it was advertised before it started, I don't know if they changed their minds during production though
>>83681627
so what's the non-anecdotal evidence of the mass demographic loving it?
don't get me wrong, I like it a lot, but since the speculation is pretty much non existant and the "watercooler effect" is worthless when nobody who you interact with irl is watching it I'd rather have it released all at once

>>83681663
I always wondered if those glasses meant anything, to be fair. Almost certainly nothing but it always stuck in my mind.

>>83681708
>so what's the non-anecdotal evidence of the mass demographic loving it?
The extremely high audience scores on RT, IMDB and every other similar site. It's inarguably being very well received.

>>83681708
Lynch basically said "never say never" and Kyle McLachlan said he would be on board if Lynch wanted, but this is obviously intended as a conclusion. If Lynch wants to continue, I'm fine with that. If not, fuck that.

>>83680877
Its David bowie

>>83681780
getting high scores from its dedicated audience is not the same at all as having mass appeal and ratings, there will be blood is a critically acclaimed movie but it's not something the average joe would watch

>>83681823
I'd rather Lynch do an original show after this.

>>83681857
All these years later and I'm still pissed that there's no real soundtrack available for There Will Be Blood.

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DAMN

>>83681964
Judy

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GOOD

>>83680202
https://youtu.be/GsSZrMaka6k

>>83681857
Stop moving goal-posts, this is in response to that statement
>most fans hate it

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COFFEE

I CRY EVERYTIEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY

>>83681994
Name of the song used pls?

>>83681894

same here. or maybe another movie

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>tfw peaksposting killed baneposting
LY N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83681060
nothing in the new season could possibly match this segment. i don't want to criticize the new seaosn for not being the old, but what i feel lacking most of all is a sense of mystery or surreal terror. the lodge and the supernatural underpinnings of the show are all too overt now, we are beyond a doubt watching some sort of obscure struggle between good and evil supernatural forces, whereas in the original series, of only for the grounded banality of the rest of the show, the lodge stuff felt much more absurdist, hard to classify, impossible maybe to understand, "good" and "evil" was very very vague outside the figure of bob, which i don't feel it is right now in s3. i am enjoying it though and i look forward to seeing where it goes.

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>>83682016
JOE

>>83681991
Why are his boxies not affected by a downward force of gravity? Is this a feature of gravity boots?

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So can we all agree that the show has been absolute dogshit so far? I mean what the fuck? I think Lynch might be going senile.

This feels like Tarantino doing Christopher Nolan doing Lynch, and I'm not talking about directing.

>>83682162
>we are beyond a doubt watching some sort of obscure struggle between good and evil supernatural forces
I get what you are saying with the mystery and overt supernatural elements but I totally disagree. I think that the lodge spirits are even more grey than in the original series when it comes to morality.

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>>83682204
Furries get LYNCHED

>>83682204

so pleased the exec meddling is at an all-time low so people like you can come out

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>>83682204
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like this normie got L Y N C H E D

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>>83682016

>>83682204
>furfag says "can we all agree" without reading a single Twin Peaks thread

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We're not going to talk about Judy

>>83682204
>Tarantino doing Christopher Nolan
I don't know where you got that impression, there's no nigga speak or exposition.

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>>83682204
Hahaha furry
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83682274
>>83682349
Do you have any abilities other than posting the same 5 or so boring LYNCHED images?

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>>83682274
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>>83682349
not an argument. Funny that lynchtards can only call me a furry (I'm not) instead of providing a rebuttal.

Childhood is thinking Lynch is a good director.
Adulthood is realizing he's a talentless hack.

Call for help.

>>83682162
the good vs evil is still very vague. yeah, they're helping Coop in the casino and in the meeting, but they're only doing it to eventually get BOB back (presumably). And they don't want him back bc he is evil, they want him back so he'll share all the garmanbozia he has hoarded. Or bc of some other reason we are not supposed to understand. the lodge spirits are very grey and make no mistake about it, you can't classify them as one or the other. Not even BOB, we as humans just see him as evil, but to the lodge spirits he might just be neutral. we can't even take MIke's word for it of him being 'good', he might just be working on another level of morality.

>>83682287
is this shit actually good? feels like I can get the same beans for way way cheaper

>>83682401
Call for help.

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>>83682367
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>83682367

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>>83682390
Yiff in hell
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83682416
>>83682443
A simple yes would suffice.

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>>83682367

>>83682367

I could see someone watching the original Twin Peaks without ever having come into contact with any other work of David Lynch and findithe revival inaccessible. While he was able to insert a little bit of character in the old show, it was very much filtered by television executives. This is closer to Mulholland Drive or Inland Empire and isn't for everyone so it's okay not to like it. Dancing dwarves and coffee memes are (mostly) out because they never represented what Lynch is about in the first place

>>83682406
Yes its damn good coffee desu

>>83682007
>wah wah le goalpost moving, let's adhere to the autistic rules of debate established by our ancestors
most fans I've interacted with hate it for being too "weird" and for not conforming to the old series standard, if you have proof of the opposite being true be my guest, good reviews aren't one because there's no proof of these reviewers being fans of the old show at all

>>83682390
Your vague criticisms and baseless comparisons don't require or deserve a rebuttal. No one cares if some dickhead avatarfagging a fox from a shitty Disney movie doesn't like it.

>>83682463
This is not a shitty one though, I'm assuming you're not the same guy.

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>>83682493
how did you know

>>83682367
See
>>83682416
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>>83682463

>>83682466
I'm not the furry anon btw, in fact I love how the show is going right now. I only hate that guy who post the same images with the same text. He's even worse than the ratings fag.

>>83682493
Another redditor thinking everyone that posts on 4chan is the same person. You got to go back.

>>83682550
sounds like you got L Y N C H E D

>>83682478
Let's say it again for the retards in the back - no one cares about your anecdotal evidence. The AUDIENCE scores (ie. FANS not CRITICS) are high on those sites because the vast majority FANS like it according to every verifiable metric.

>>83682404
>>83682264
maybe not traditional good and evil then, but at least two sides of a conflict, one which we are rooting for and one which we are not. (but seriously evilcoop seems pretty classically evil to me) they are almost human in their motivations now at any rate.

>>83682524
That has to be a photoshop

>>83682601
We are rooting for Dale
>>83682604
Obviously, too small.

>>83680674
Is that the chick who borrows money and does coke in the car, looking up in the clouds?

>>83682604
No James has always been cool like that

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>>83682204
the absolute state of plebbit

>>83682341
It's in fact almost the exact opposite of either Nolan or Tarantino's styles.

hellloooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>83682643
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>>83682284
>>83682274
>make a silly gay sex joke
>nobody get sit

>>83682564
>This is not a shitty one though, I'm assuming you're NOT THE SAME GUY.
Yeah, I totally think you and that guy are the same.

>>83682590
>audience scores are 100% and solely influenced by people who were fans of the old show
how do you know that? Is it in their bios or do you know them personally?
Of course fans of the new show like it, they are fans. Find me non-anecdotal evidence of people who waited 25 years for this and they all universally love it, because I can't see it anywhere. Even here it's full of fans of the old show being pissed off at this.
I don't mind, I like the new show. I just don't see this amazing popularity & universal praise from the old fanbase you delusional people are spouting based on reviews by people who clearly just happen to enoy it, and are in no way rapresentative of any specific demographic outside of "enjoying the new show"

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>>83682390
What made you walk into a post-90s Lynch story and not expect a fuckload of seemingly unconnected scenes where the connection is revealed later on? He's been doing this Lost Highway.

>>83682777
*been doing this since Lost Highway

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>>83682777
Checked

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>>83682777
pic related is nothing like that though, it's also his magnum opus

>>83680895

>evil spirit that drives a father to forcibly rape his underage daughter starting at age 12
>"Hey, let's make a cute figure out of him!"

https://youtu.be/7wL9NUZRZ4I?t=163
Is this canon?

Lynch keeping the original series' opening theme - fan service or no?

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>>83682843
That's not Inland Empire.

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>>83682784
Cut the shit, Dougie.

>>83682871
He's an endearing and iconic TV villain.

>>83681246

>Guys, how come I can't understand the third season of a show without having seen any previous episodes ever?

>>83682784

HELLLOOOOOoooo-OOOOOOO!

>>83682893
why would he change it

inb4 "hurr its a totally different show now" memers

>>83682843
The glass box scene didn't remind you of the monster behind Winkie's? Also the whole thing where Lynch jumps from one location to another introducing new characters all the time, and once Betty wakes up everything is revealed to be connected? I would agree though that Mulholland Drive does it better (so far at least).

>>83682904
nah, Inland Empire rehashes the ideas of Mullholland Dr but doesn't have the substance or emotion and has ugly cinematography, it's still quite good though.

>>83682953
Xiu Xiu cover would fit nicely tbqh

>>83680998
I was stunned to learn that this wasn't the guy that played Jacques Renault in a new cameo

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>>83682978
NO
The original theme is the best song ever made
Xiu Xiu is shit

>>83682979
Jacques Renault was the bartender at Bang Bang.

>>83683007
fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N23b8LCIsn0

>>83682784
HELLLOOOOOoooo-OOOOOOO!

>>83682960
Mullholland Dr. isn't so much a bunch of disconnected scenes as it is scenes that connect in strange fashion, like a dream. Also i'd hardly say it all connects at the end, the ending that is meant to be "reality" is far more chopped and surreal than the "dream".

>>83683016
>Bang Bang Bar

why do people keep calling it this

it's the fucking roadhouse

>>83682989
Which one would you pick If I let you spam 1 (one) of them?

>>83682893
How the fuck is a show having the same theme it's always had fanservice?

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>>83680527
What exactly was it about that statue that drew Coop to it so strongly?

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>>83683049
I wonder.

>>83683030
sounds like noise
sounds shit

>>83682843
Green tea latte scene reminded me of Badalamente drinking the espresso in Mulholland Drive. Anyone else pleasantly surprised when it wasnt spat out?

>>83683122
>The Bar Bang Bang

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>yfw Badalamenti kicks into full gear as soon as Cooper comes back to his senses

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claim you're husbando

hands off albert, he's mine

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

>>83683098
The gun probably. Reminds his unconscious of his past as crime fighter.

Also it reminded me of the intro sequence of Blue Velvet where the friendly neighborhood grandmas sit in their living room watching a black-and-white movie with a close-up of a gun being fired. The sheer sight of a gun awakens something in ordinary people, I guess.

>>83683179
I LIKE IKE

>>83683179
Jeffries desu

>>83683179

Cooper, obv

>>83683179
dougie > font guy > ayudame > lynch

>>83682204

>This feels like Tarantino doing Christopher Nolan doing Lynch, and I'm not talking about directing.

this is the weakest attempt at a film-critic-y sentence i've ever seen, and surely that's all it was, you aren't even thinking about what's being said beyond the fact that, yes, tarantino and nolan are filmmakers.

no we cannot all agree, this is best television i've ever seen aired in my lifetime.

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>>83683178

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The cow jumped over the moon.

>>83683221
What PS2 game is this?

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>>83683207

>>83683250
Deadly Premonition

>>83683179
The flag.
USA USA USA USA

>>83683250
SILENT PEAKS

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>>83683179
>>83683198
>>83683202
>>83683206

>tfw we all got our favorite husbandos without fighting over them

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>>83683221

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Does Lynch even know why we watch this show?

I just want to see happy go lucky Coop solve crimes again ;_;

And did I heard the episode right, is Harry sick or something and that Sheriff is his brother?

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS LONESOME

>>83682162
Yeah, you're right. The mystery is gone, and the mystery of 'WTF is happening?' was part of what made season 1+2 great. Right now we don't know exactly what is happening, but we've got the jist of it and are very familiar with the spirits at play.

>>83680674
She is so fucking hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=402rRmsWrAQ

>>83683295
Gonna have to burst the friendly bubble here.
>>83683202
HANDS OFF JEFFRIES IS MINE
or we could share him, he'd probably be into that

>>83683221
What the FUCK did he meme by this?

>>83683311
>Does Lynch even know why we watch this show?
Yes, and he doesn't give a shit.

Reminder that suggesting Lynch does any form of fan service upsets the autismos in this general more than anything else.

>>83683306
what is this

>>83683342
No kidding.

>>83683339
and this right here is why the show has remained amazing.
Fan service is pandering garbage lacking any artistic integrity, thus losing any artistic spark that was once there.

>>83683349
It's form Twin Peaks.

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>>83683319

MMMM my fucking dick

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>>83683342
>>83683356
L Y N C H E D

>>83683311
Coffee and donut memes with Happy Coop are why fucking normies watch this show. David Lynch will not suffer you god damn normies who only care about cancerous nostalgia, which is why he turned season 3 into virulent normie repellent. Now go back to fucking reddit.

>>83683349
when doppelcoop makes a phone call this appears on one of the screens

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Montana did nothing wrong

>>83683178

IIRC FWWM didn't have nearly as much Badalamenti music in Twin Peaks as the show either. It might come back as soon as Cooper gets his memories back AND Amanda Seyfried is raped and murdered.

>>83683312
Phil Collins?

>>83683342
Why call it fan service? Lynch created this series, he revisited it once before and has planned to come back to it since the 90s. He obviously has as much affection for it as anyone. Referring to past events/characters/themes that he co-created isn't fan service

>>83683420
Badalamenti did the entire soundtrack for FWWM, it was just new compositions

>>83683407
>Morning, Lucy! What's going on?

>Er... thanks to Jade, Jared decided not to kill himself, and he's changed his will leaving the Towers to Jade instead of Emerald, but Emerald found out about it, and now she's trying to seduce Chet to give her the new will so that she can destroy it; Montana's planning to kill Jared at midnight so the Towers will belong to Emerald and Montana, but I think she's going to double-cross him and he doesn't know it yet. Poor Chet.

>... What's going on _here_?

>>83683420
FWWM had thta cringy fanservice shot of the twin peaks population sign with the intro theme though. (people actually cheered when this came up in the theatre)

>>83683420
It had a fair amount of music, just it was mainly newly-composed and to be frank, not very good compared.

>>83683420
There was lots of Badalamenti music in FWWM, I'd argue that soundtrack is even better than the show's.

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Quasimodo predicted this

>>83683319
Is this, dare I say...

Cañón

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>>83682162
100% agree.

>>83683470
kek yeah, that was definite fanservice.

>this general will bend over backwards and say some bullshit like that Engels wrote that scene

>>83683481
>theme from fire walk with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOERnIuvbg
>the pink room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlGtcW1Qg8

these were both as good as anything from the show if not better

>>83683016
That was Jacque's brother, Jean-Michel

My friend wants to watch twin peaks but has no money. Where can he watch it online?

>>83683565
The Pink Room is such a great sleazy track. Perfect for the scene it accompanied.

The show is so good I don't think it's worth discussing, wat do?

>>83683565
Yeah I've heard them, I mean I've seen the film believe it or not.

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what does it mean?

>>83683591
Free trial of Showtime.

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G-guys, they're making fun of us again :(
>>83672556

>>83683591
how can you be this computer illiterate in this day and age? you should probably just kill yourself now normie, you'll be lynched the second you get your hands on the show anyways

>>83683632

WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT BENEDICT XVI

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>>83683632

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Do Americans really do this?

>>83683604
Shitpost.
That's pretty much what this general's for since (I'm putting words in others' mouths here) most of us have come to the same conclusion.

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>>83683651
They can't keep getting away with it

>>83683318
>The mystery is gone
Does that mean it's bad though?
I can understand people not liking the show but I'll reserve judgement until I see the entire thing. Why not let the thing do it's thing?

The original run had 25 years for people to watch it, pick it apart, forget about it and then come back to enjoy it years later. But a certain vocal group wants this season to be a continuation of the /comfy/ Twin Peaks. These aren't people that enjoy things for what they are. These people like to wear the things they like as personality placeholders.

>>83683470
Engels wrote that scene though

>>83682769
Why would people who haven't seen the original series even watch the revival? Why are you autistically wharbling about the definition of 'fan'? A majority of the people who watched the new show like it. It's reasonable to assume a vast majority of those people are Twin Peaks fans. Show me literally any piece of evidence other than "a guy I talked to" to support the claim that fans don't like the new series.

>>83683660
Some people like to abide by the law, filthy pirate.
Savvy?

>>83683470
Pretty sure Engels wrote that scene

>>83683692

do americans really go on picnics with their friends and goof around? yes.

>>83683733
You belong on a different site lad.

>>83683692
Have picnics in the beautiful American countryside? Why yes, we do.

>Lynch doesn't do fan service, Twin Peaks is just made in his image

>I mean yeah it was co-written with other people
>arguably even primarily written by other people
>and he wasn't present for most of the show
>implemented feedback from the network was also part of this image of his

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>>83683763
s-stop

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>>83683749
No, I mean dance like weirdos for the camera

>>83683763
How does that make it fan service when he signed on to continue the show?

>>83683804

it's not just americans who act like weirdos in front of cameras

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>>83683755
>when you see two anons arguing and you respond to one pretending to be the other

>>83683858
Thought I'd save you the trouble friend.
You were in that thread too? It was a good thread.

>>83683697
no, but the defamiliarization and supplanting of reality is one of the key stregnths of surrealism. without that mystery the obscurant imagery feels more symbolic than viscerally unreal and for-its-own-sake, and that is unusual for lynch, especially coming off the almost entirely free-associative inland empire.

>>83683635
Does it have the international or original version?

Does that matter? I heard the international version spoils shit.

>>83683692
i've seen the original series so many times and only just realized that picnic spot is the same place where James goes to be sad and edgy in the pilot

>>83683926
It kinda spoils it but also not. It doesn't tell you who physically killed Laura and pretends BOB was a real human bean or whatever.

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>>83683692
>>83683943
pic related

>>83683926
I has an ending that makes no sense.

>>83683697
The first half of your post was inarguable, one of the better posts in this general for months.

And that's where it should've stopped being typed because then you just went off on a weird tangent about how you're a better fan than those who want it to be like the original series, because they have no personality outside of the show(?) - but you're somehow different, you're a real fan because you're reserving judgement.

Very strange little mindset and I wonder if you'll appreciate it after it's been pointed out. I really doubt it.

>>83683905
>the defamiliarization and supplanting of reality is one of the key stregnths of surrealism.
But is that what Lynch is going for in this season?

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>>83684101
Lmao this faggot got LYNCHED

>>83684101
Hahaha
L Y N C H E D
Y
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D

>>83683697
I'm still really enjoying it, but knowing all about the lodge and the spirits does give the show a different feel than earlier episodes. Not worse, just different. Yeah, it's 25 years old so of course we have to realize that stuff. It just is what it is.

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With this post, I officially claim Shelly Johnson as my waifu.
She is mine forever and ever amen, no one else may claim her.
Shelleyfags begone, all you're waifu are belong to me.

>>83684101
It was a tangent and not articulated very well but I didn't say anything about being a better fan. It just seems like this season, for whatever reason, is bringing out the cherry pie damn fine coffee types and they bug me but I can't quite pin point why.
Thanks for Lynching me btw.

>>83683470
Didn't Engels write that part?

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>>83684274
Not so fast, buddy

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>>83684274
embarrassing

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>>83684274
Audrey is best waifu anyway

>Engels wrote it
based on what? or are we just doing that thing where we assign various parts we don't like to anyone besides Lynch

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>>83684380
>Coop didn't go balls deep inside this goddess

>>83684415
FUCK YOU DONNA

>>83684415
dark coop did tho

>>83683098

I think it made him think of Sheriff Truman.

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Don't talk about her.

FWWM donna >>>> show donna

>>83684321
You can tell that's an Engels scene tbqh

>>83684548

judy?

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JAMES WAS ALWAYS COOL

PLS STOP BULLYING THE JAMES

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Name a better shot in cinema history
Protip you cannot

>>83684115
evidently not, which is why i'm not trying to level that against it as a criticism, but that sort of surrealism is what i like about the old show and david lynch's film. i'm simply explaining why i think things feel different this season beyond the lack of what we're calling the "comfy" aspects.

it's almost closest in tone to eraserhead.

>>83684613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TAqbugA3V0

>>83684656

the boys are back in town

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>>83684667
PLS STAHP

>>83681479
Go back and watch Stranger Things pleb

james was never cool and was always a dummy

>>83681663

Dougie Coop's scenes take place in 2003!!

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>>83684732

>>83684613
Who are these women? The only one I recognize is Shelley.

>>83684811

they weren't introduced so i guess they're some of her skanky friends

>>83684811
what is her relation to becky?

>>83684658
>that sort of surrealism is what i like about the old show and david lynch's film
I'm with you there. I like that this season is different though. Maybe he realized trying to recapture the feeling of the original run would be impossible and decided to do what he knows best (being closer in tone to eraserhead).

>>83684862
Mom.

>>83684862

becky is shelly's daughter

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Who IS this guy?

>>83684898
This hasn't been confirmed yet.
She has a different last name

>>83684920
She shares the same last name as the greasy cunt she's fucking.

>>83684920

that doesn't mean much, shelly could have added the father's last name for a bunch of different reasons

>>83684908
Henry rollins

>>83680202
Never seen even a second of twin peaks and am about to start. Do I need to watch the movies after the first 2 seasons? Someone tell me the order to watch

>>83683306
me on the left

>>83684908
The kid from the second half of Lost Highway

>>83684972
First two seasons then fwwm followed by the missing pieces

>>83684972
Season 1 > 2 > FWWM > Missing Pieces > Secret History (Book) > Season 3

>>83684920
She has the same last name as the guy from Antiviral because they're married. She's Shelly's daughter, she talks about her in episode 2.

>>83684972

Fire Walk With Me is a rehash of events you only hear about and is really only memorable for a David Bowie cameo. It's worth it if you like Laura Palmer and want to see exactly what unfolded. It's not very good.

>>83680674
Wet. Pussy.

>>83685000
What is lost highway

>>83684972
Start with FWWM, then season 2, then missing pieces, then int'l pilot, then season 1 in reverse order.
This is the patrician's order.

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>>83684101
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
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new

>>83685032
>>83685032
>>83685032

>>83685030
get fucked m8

>>83685030
Ignore this post, FWWM is the best thing Lynch has ever done.

>>83683179
i'm afraid of americans

>>83685113
>>83685068

I like the first act. are you serious? could i have seen a cut version?

>>83682871
Yeah, I'd prefer a more realistic figure.

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>>83681299
The fuck is your problem

What's Eric DaRe up to these days?

>>83682635
No, evilCoop killed Daria before cokegirl was introduced.

>>83685300
Suffering from spider bites.

>>83684972
>TP season 1-2
>TP movie
>TP missing pieces (if you want, it's deleted scenes from the movie)
>TP the return

>>83685030
Fire Walk With Me is great. I hated it the first time because I was expecting it to be like the show, but I rewatched it years later and loved it, even if it has flaws.