/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

>>83580729
Who was that edgy piece of shit?

Jeffries is in the black box

>ywn grab a qt by the neck

The giants come from above.
The arms from below.

>>83580729
I have claimed her as MY WAIFU and NO ONE ELSE can have her.

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>>83580529

Strawpoll
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/13116082
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/13116082
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/13116082

So how many episodes are out?

t. out of the loop

1st for road house rape!

>>83580729
>she wants to say yes to the fuck but her friends are watching and she doesn't want them to think she's a whore even though she is and they already know it but are just polite enough not to say
S O A K E D
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>>83580729
Where's his oxygen mask?

>>83580776

The rapey son of Ben, Jerry or Audrey

>>83580809
The 5th just aired

>>83580776
The new Leo Johnson basically.
Obviously a drug dealer because he gave the cop cash.

>>83580776
Richard Horne.

Pay attention.

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA

Episode 5 was pure kino. This show keeps getting better.

REALLY sad Bowie died before we could see Jeffries's villainous turn. I also dedicate this thread to Jade, the most beautiful woman in the world.

>>83580841
Was it ever confirmed in the episode that it's Richard Horne?

>>83580729
He was okay looking at first, but as soon as he started choking her his face contorted into the ugliest goddamn voldemort looking thing I've ever seen.

Anyone who genuinely thinks anyone would want to fuck that face is insane.

>>83580875
Credits.

>>83580807
>he hasn't seen the REAL season 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI

>>83580834
Thanks senpai

You truly are this thread's MVP

>>83580875
It's in the fucking credits.

>>83580841
>Pay attention.

To what exactly?

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>>83580729
This is my waifu. None can have her. Even if she does think a retard clutching his dick in pain is dreamy.

Jeffries or/and Harry will appear this season i'm sure.

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>>83580729
CUTE

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2016 Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk
knock it off with this in the past shit

>>83580838
It's like poetry

When it went to Argentina I was really hoping to see Bowie

>>83580899
>Even if she does think a retard clutching his dick in pain is dreamy.

Projecting much?

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>>83580807
That's what you see if you pay instead of stream. Poorfags.

>>83580888
You're delusional, they were all dripping wet just by the fact that he refused to put out his cigarette

>>83580921
I lost my shit

>Bring back a very minor character that was only in the deleted scenes of the movie
>dedicate the episode to him
Brava, Lynch

>>83580729
Me on the right.

>>83580899
>thinks a retard clutching his dick in pain is dreamy

So then I have a chance.

>>83580917

Is anybody actually clinging to the 2003 theory at this point?

>>83580897
In the first scene of the first episode, when everything's black and white and Cooper is sitting with The Giant, the Giant tells Cooper to remember three things. One of the three names is the names Richard and Linda. Richard is the rapey guy we see in the Roadhouse.

The retard coop doesn't bother with the doppelgänger around. Anyone else feel the same?

>>83580945
That was until he turned into voldemort.

http://onlinetviz.com/twin-peaks/3/5

>>83580917
Some anon in a previous thread posted that the big number on Nevada plates is the month, and the year is in smaller vertical text.

Also the sticker is yellow which was 2016.

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>covfefe

what did he mean by this?

>watching episode 3 season 1
>Jazzy dancing midget to end the episode

I just got LYNCHED didn't I?

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>>83580929
New bread with torrent

>>83580968
What the fuck

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>large gumdrop
was the gumdrop gold?

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What an asshole.

>>83580729
why the hell am I hearing about alex jones and twin peaks? Did they mention him in episode 5?

In the black lodge Laura tells Cooper she will see him again in 25 years
what does it mean? does the black lodge only open every 25 years?

>>83580949
Who?

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>>83580856
The purest kino.

>>83581015
Mike IS the man.

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This is how cigarette packs look like in my country since last year, how can I ever look cool again?

>>83580990
secret codes that only trump knows

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>>83581033
>that god tier jazz playing as the credits roll and coop stares at the statue

Ok so now we have a concrete link in the theory that Dopplecoop wanted to kill real Coop when Dougie was destroyed now that we know Jeffries is tied to the assassins.

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KINO
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Just a reminder that Wally Brando is a nod to Marlon Brando and Wally Cox have a homosexual relationship back in the day

>>83581024
I think the door to the lodge only opens at certain times from Earle's soliloquy. So I supposed that Laura was saying this because that's when he'd be able to leave again. But I am not a lorefag.

>>83581009
Holy shit if this happens in the next few episodes.

>>83581015
Mike IS the man

>>83581015
I feel bad cause I didn't know it was Mike until someone posted it in a previous thread.

>>83581024
Possibly. Leland may have been possessed by BOB 25 years before the original series began.

Reminder that the insurance guy in episode 1 was in the meeting with Dougie in this episode.

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>>83581074
TOO CLOSE

>>83581042
The one with the skulls looks pretty damn cool.

>>83581027
The cook of the R&R Diner

>>83580897
Everything. The Giant's lines in the first episode. The credits in this episode.

>>83581087
That's what happens when you binge watch in 1 week, you fucking casual

>>83581093
No he wasn't

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>>83581074
what does she see in this fucking loser anyway? drugs? the car? the badboy image? okay i rescind my question

>>83581024
It was confirmed that the line literally had no meaning before, but they decided to roll with it for the new series.

>>83581074
>the subtle changes in lighting in sync with her facial expressions
damn lynch, damn

do you think mike still talks to nadine?

>>83581033
CHECK EM

>>83580998
Oh shit nigga what are you doing

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>>83581086
>>83581087

>>83581007
why in would you do that?

>>83581128
What did Laura see in Bobby? What did anyone see in James?

You want to FUCK me, little girl?

I'll laugh as I'm FUCKING you, DUMB BITCH!

>>83581087
BOB had been in Leland for awhile I think as Laura Palmer was being raped since a young age.

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>>83581022
He ripped his interdimensional vampiric globalists straight from the Black Lodge.

Payback is a bitch GOLD SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS is the new Super Male Vitality.

>>83581067
That was Johnny Jewel, who's band Chromatics, played at the end of episode 2.

>>83581168

Jesus, Mike.

What did he tell Bobby?

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LIL FUCKIN SMOKIN' BABIES

Did anyone else notice the absolute kinetic storytelling in that Dougie's car is white, the hitmens car is red, and the carjackers car was black?

>>83581259
That she does ULTRA ANAL with a nut scrunch and a slurp n slizz just for fun.

>80% of Sherrif Truman so far has been him standing there while obnoxious people talk about nothing to him
Lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY

Why is Mike Nelson credited in this episode? Where was he?

>>83580856
It was kind of uneventful actually. Best scene was the doppelganger fucking with the phone / power. But I understand that some episodes need to be slower than others.

>>83581314
>>83581015

>>83581314
Dealership boss

>>83581314
>>83581015

>>83581247
Thanks anon

>Gold shovels are just a Dr. Jacoby super male vitality Gorilla Mindset merchandise

>>83581276
Yeah the people stealing the car wouldn't be white in real life. Just sayin.

>>83581356
>>83581360
>>83581363
oh

Someone post a pic of Lynch's son

>>83581224
??? James was always cool.

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ITT: Characters that remind you a bit of yourself

>>83581270
Can we see more of this character. Amazing scene.

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>>83581373

>>83581074

I hate her face and how all these plastic Hollywood fish eyed supermodels look like her and the cunt who plays Margery in game of memes

i hate them so much

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>>83581314
>Mike Nelson
is this him?

>>83581219
For you guys

Tammy's obviously a snitch, but she doesn't seem to be working with BOB, if she's getting all wet for GoodCoop.
Also, why the fuck is her hair the curtains to the lodge?

Does Albert have some Bob in him?
He seems to be the only other known character with contact to Jeffries and BadCoop.

>>83581433
No way. Are you faceblind?

>>83581433
Are you serious, m8? Of course it's him.

>>83581421

are you an asshole that no one likes?

I don't think Lycnh was making fun of conspiracy theorists with Jacoby. I think he was portraying them sympathetically. Not necessarily saying they are right or anything but that they are good people.

>>83581314
anon, i have news for you. if EVERYONE except you recognizes something as obvious, you might be a retard.

>>83581432
The eternal anglo and their shitty genetics

>>83581291
>"BOBBY, SHE DOES ANAL WITH COTTON BALLSSSS"

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>>83581433
>Mike Nelson
is this him?

>>83581490

it was Mark Frost making an anti-Alex Jones piece

>>83581484
and you aren't? you're posting on 4chan aren't you, you fucking cuck

Does anybody have a good cap of the screen advertising Jacobys shit shovels?

>>83581433
He aged poorly. He looks like the product of fake age prosthetics, kinda like old Coop from the original season.

>>83581259
That she likes when he poops in her butt.

>>83581490
Jacoby is a lovable, kind of sham artist so it makes sense he would go from psychiatric bullshit to conspiracy bullshit. He is helping people in his way.

>>83581536
feeling like you fit in yet? cuck.

>>83581540

no way he looks like ed begley jnr

>>83581540
He aged well, he looks like any other rich white Dad in America

>>83580917
Brett Gelman had a smartphone

>>83581536

you seem upset anon

>>83580776
biller kobb

>>83580807
22 episodes? I thought it was 18... Are we in store for a couple of double whammies?

>>83581015
Damn I didn't even realise that's mike

>>83581607
If they can't even get the plot right, why would you expect them to get the episode count right?

>>83581626
Or the runtime

>>83580961
The 2003 theory is the same level of shitposting as people posting about shrink rays in Westworld threads.

Coop, meet the long lost Philip Jeffries.

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A lotta grandpas in this general


>http://www.strawpoll.me/13116082

>>83581559
Yep. Also Twin Peaks has always been about portraying what rural life and rural folk are like. Nowadays a lot of rural folk sympathize with people liek Alex Jones and it's not unreasonable for them to feel that way. I think that was the point, why else show Nadine and Jerry watching it?

>>83581663
Shut up and respect your elders, whippersnapper

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What was his fucking problem?

>>83581074
I was REALLY hoping the car would crash right then

>>83581692
Philip? It's that you?

>>83581588
that's the joke my young dubsfriend

>>83581676
It might be a rib on Alex Jones but I didn't see any malice in it.

>>83581692
>mfw somebody is using a Blackberry in 2016

Why is there no webm of Jade walking to the mailbox yet?

>>83581722
That's what I think.

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>>83581539
You mean my new wallpaper?

>>83581692
someone mentioned judy

Lynch has some conspiracy theorish stuff in his works, sounded pretty happy on Alex Jones' show, and in the ...Diane tapes it's revealed Cooper is a full on /x/fag, not only with the supernatural and meditation, but he's also a conspiracy theorist.

Gonna need a gif of Coop hacking the jail

>>83581725
Is it past or is it future?

>>83581696
I thought the same. Were they railing crystal? He looked way too rough for it to be just cocaine.

>>83581725
>implying it's not 2003

New Sheriff Truman not reacting to absolute nonsense from retards and women is hilarious.

>>83581752
the conspiracy theory stuff comes from frost.

>>83581663
93 are the best

>>83581767
Chinese designer drugs.

>>83581773
Agreed

>>83581345
>It was kind of uneventful actually.

It introduced 3 new main characters and gave nadine a cameo, are u some kind of faggot?

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is she dead?

>>83581884

no

>>83581884
why do you say that?

>>83581773
>It's all so tiresome

>>83580982
thank u

>>83581884
What if all the characters are dead...but there's no reason for that...or evidence?

>>83581910
why didn't she pick him up?

>>83581922
whoever they owed money have offed her because dougie didn't call them like she asked.

>>83581869
I just care about the main plot.

>>83581990
>why didn't she pick him up?

because he's a grown ass man, you fucking idiot.

>>83582016
Lmao

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will coop save himself or will someone else have to?

>>83580729
She's going to end up fucking him, isn't she?

>>83581990
*might have offed her

>>83581990

because she has a young kid and probably forgot. shit happens. or she's just running late

>>83581692
OUT OF MY ASS

>>83582030
Raped. But deep down she wants it.

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>the rapey guy, Richard Horne, is very likely Audrey's son
>Audrey got married to another man and had a kid with him
>she will never get Cooper now

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR LYNCH, I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED TO NOW THAT LARA FLYNN BOYLE IS GONE

>>83581744
How will the globalist ever recover from this?

>>83580899
she has a piss fetish

>>83580729

At first I thought this guy was just an edgy shitlord, but then I was on his side when those girls were being typical stupid bitches and one of them actually sat next to him. I know it's a fictional scenario but this is the type of men who women actually gravitate towards. And they wonder why abuse is still a thing.

>>83582078
It's Billy Zane's son.

>>83582135
god damnit you're probably right

>>83582078
If she got married her kid would have a different last name

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>>83581692
>MFAP gets turned into a CGI tree
>Bowie becomes this thing
Can someone stop this madman?

>>83582148

That's not true. She's from a wealthy family so she may have kept her name

>>83582148
Not if the dad is dead/divorced.

crackpot theory: rapey guy is actually donna's son, who changed her last name to horne after finding out that she's audrey's half-sister

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Did anyone else laugh themselves silly? Fucking Lynch made us watch him painting these for ages, then /tpg/ thought it had something to do with Ghostwood, but then it was just this. Goddamn kek.

>>83582028

My guess is that the key Jade dropped in the mailbox will raise some sort of red flag as being Cooper's missing room key. Then Hawk or somebody will go looking for him and find retard Coop.

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>>83582189
Then who is pappa

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Rancho Rosa is mirrorverse Twin Peaks

>pocket universe town
>everyone is an uncaring, shallow asshole
>completely barren of trees

>>83582230

james of course

How many episodes do we have left?

>>83582215
They can't find the mailbox it was dropped into. It's going to take something else to start the searching.

the pacing of the earlier episodes killed any good will most old school fans of twin peaks had.

this actually felt like a real old episode, but most old timers have given up by now.

there was no reason to give dr jacoby those 6 minute shovel scenes when this was the pay off, they could've slid the shelly's daughter subplot from this episode in it's place.

and im not a normie. i love eraserhead, herzog, and tarkovsky, so I love slow paced stuff, but the shovel, box watcher, matthew lillard, evil coop killing darya, and mr jackpots scenes could've all been greatly trimmed, and given us the pace that this episode had.

>>83582210
A good portion of this show seems to be him misguiding people.

I'm going to bet one of the plotlines means anything, and the rest are just dicking around.

The slow pacing seems to be a troll, too.

>>83582016
she knew he didn't have his car. even if she just expected him to get a taxi, him being late with the kind of trouble they're in would have probably got her worried enough to at least call in to see if he was working late and then probably drive down there to check him not having any money for a taxi off the list.

>>83582034
running late because her knees are broken?

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>>83581692
>>83582050
>>83582162
What if Jeffries is gonna become the creepy monkey?

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>>83582175
Looks like a young Jerry Horne to me.

>>83581042
Go to Australia and realise how good you've got it

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<3 The Paris Sisters

>>83581744
Fuckin thank you

>>83582246
Mirrorverse Twin Peaks was the town Desmond and Stanley went to in FWWM

>>83582263
3

I found Richard Horne's scene hysterical.
Girl approaches dangerous asshole expecting a nice treatment; almost gets raped.
He also reminded me to Frank Booth.

>>83582268
kys

>>83582266

Yeah, I suppose a plastic key fob probably wouldn't get a post mark.

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>that feel when you thought that kid was going to blow himself up

>>83581996
there is no main plot. its twin peaks. the main plot is a macguffin. the story is about characters, mood, and shifting tone.

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>>83582016
Poor Dougie. She shoulda' picked him up.

Move it along, champ.

>>83582285

WARRIORSSSS

So is Dougie actually retarded or what? All the people taking care of him act like he always needs help and stuff and like it's normal for him spacing out so much.

>>83582352
Is Judy on the table for discussion?

>>83582366
Well, he was an homunculus.

>>83582366
They implied with the "episode" dialogue that Dougie has had these moments before and probably wasn't that bright in the first place.

>Was jacoby redpilled?

Jacoby's taking all sorts of pills.

>>83582268
agreed.

>BOB's face starts superimposing itself over DoppelCoop's
>"You're still with me... that's good."

Possession fags BTFO. I've been trying to tell /tpg/ for weeks that DoppelCoop isn't possessed, he's just a doppelganger of Dale Cooper who happens to have BOB floating around inside him. BOB isn't calling the shots, it's all DoppelCoop.

You stubborn fucks. Now maybe we can actually concentrate on trying to work out what the fuck is going on.

How was the episode bros?
Not going to be able to watch it till tomorrow morning.

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>>83582382

No.

>>83582268
I can only agree with you on the box watching guy, that really took too long. The rest I think were finely paced.

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So do we think Becky is Bobby's daughter with Shelly or did someone else knock her up? Also I wonder if Bobby really did turn his life around or he's a corrupt officer like the one at the end of the episode helping bring coke over and maybe working with Becky's boyfriend. So many questions.

>>83581990
>>83582016
One of the next episode's title is called "Please don't die"

Maybe she was supposed to pick him up, but she never came. He'll get home somehow and find her in their house on the floor dying and it finally breaks him.

Coop looked adorable drinking that coffee.

>>83582464
The best so far.

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>>83582210
Except the interdimensionality and soul possessing nature of the Black Lodge is pure Alex Jones.

This is going to turn into capeshit with Dr. Jacoby as the hero.

>>83582464

Very little info was presented, a lot more Dougie shit. It was the same quality as ep4, just slowly moving the story along.

>>83582294
Deer Meadows was just a shitty Twin Peaks. Rancho Rosa is the polar opposite in every way

>>83582508
DAMN GOOD JOE

>>83582510
Aside from sheer hipsterdom, tell me why

>>83582496

i'd like to think bobby turned his life around and he's a good guy now

>>83582496
Yes, Beck and Shelly's last names are Briggs now. It's implied that Bobby and Shelly aren't together anymore though.

>>83582506
>and it finally breaks him.

This is Coop, not Dougie. He doesn't give a fuck about her.

told you niggers nadine and ayy lmao were in this ep

>>83582560

Coop gives a fuck about everyone.

>>83582268
I disagree, this is Lynch trolling the absolute fuck out of us. We won't know what's going until the season is over and we can parse out all the red herrings, and even then we might not have all the pieces. I've loved every second of this season, shovel scene and all. Seeing it devolve into an infommercial for "shit-digging shovels" made me laugh so hard that you have to forgive Lynch for wasting our time.

>>83582299
He and the mafia guy who kicked the shit out of the casino manager both gave me Booth vibes

>>83582537
Me too. He was my favorite character in the original series.

>>83582575
Lynch inserts overtly comedic scenes into his movies all the time. The shit digging commercial is no different.

I love David Lynch but he really needs to stop adding unnecessary scenes where women are assaulted for some kind of aesthetic.

>>83582575
I thought he was digging 5 graves. Thought maybe it had to do with the ending...but no. Just had to do with shit and Alex jones.

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Good lord this scene was hard to watch. Is this fat cow related to Lynch or something? Easily the worst actor on the show so far excluding Cera.

>>83582621
How do you know it's unnecessary?

The only good actual pieces of info we received are:

>Dougie's wedding ring inside the stomach of the headless male John Doe

>Garland Briggs fingerprints have been detected in 16 different places since Bad Coop broke out of the lodge

oh fuck that's it isn't it?

Bad Cooper killed Major Briggs and grafted his finger prints to his own and has been committing crimes all over the place so that people think it's Briggs prints.

Tammy was looking at the fingerprints. She is going to realise that Bad Cooper has different fingerprints to the prints on file for Good Dale.

I've fucking CRACKED IT. That means Bad Coop killed Ruth Davenport.

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Damn good joe

>>83582462
You're halfway there. Dopplecooper is basically Cooper. Your doppleganger isn't some other being, it's always a part of you. It may be a highly exaggerated part of you, but it's still you. Cooper willingly allowed himself to be used by Bob and now the good part of Cooper that has been trapped in the Lodge for 25 years is trying to find his other half so they can join together to make normal Cooper again. This will likely piss off redditors who expect Cooper to be back to cherry pie and all that nonsense when in reality he'll likely be a slightly nicer version of Dopplecoop who knows and willingly took part in everything he did on Earth in the past 25 years (minus weird shit like seeing people through cameras) because Dopplecoop IS Cooper.

>>83582621
>It's a "pussy pretends women have no agency of their own in art and I have to protect them" episode

>>83582621
We have a president that grabs women by the pussy. This shit happens all the time. Especially in bars.

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>>83581663
"before the 90's"

lol more like before the 80's

each day I pray for release

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Why is Jim Belushi in this thing?

>>83582306
Why do retards spam this lame shit whenever anyone has something substantial to contribute in the way of criticism
Just fuck off to the catalog already

>>83582574
>that scene where he starts crying looking at Sonny Jim

That was some fine fucking acting.

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>>83582621
There needs to be moar

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>>83582652

>>83582682

why not?

>>83582652
No. She was the cutie in American Graffiti. CANDY....something. She was a 10/10 back in the 70s

>>83581015
Think he ever tried going back to Nadine?

>>83582366
seems like a lousy drunk with a gambling habit

>>83582656
>That means Bad Coop killed Ruth Davenport

We already knew that.

>>83582656
Hey, that ain't bad.

>>83582682
So you know it's shit.

>>83582662
>Cooper willingly allowed himself to be used by Bob
Uh, when did this agreement happen? When he was actively running away from DoppelCoop?

>>83582656
We also learned that Jeffries planned to kill Doogie/Coop.

>>83582682
What's wrong with Bases Jim?

>>83582705
Holy fuck. What a 180 turn.

>>83582575
i don't think Lynch was trolling anyone with the drawn out painting shovels scene.

he genuinely loves the process of making and building things in real life. he loved to showcase the wheels, levels, pullies, and the way the shovels rotated in that scene, he wanted to show the normies what he sees when he is doing such work. it wasnt a troll. it was a waste of time.

>>83582621
But those are the best scenes.

>>83582246
>R R
>Double R
HOLY SHIT

>>83582740

Oh, yeah. It was Jeffries/box thing that was trying to kill Dougie.

So maybe Jeffries is working against Evil Cooper?

What was that song playing in the bar this episode?

>>83581074
Anyone else think the camera man screwed up the opening shot and Lynch just went with it because he liked it?

>>83582656
then how did they identify evil coop when they found him in his car if it wasn't from his fingerprints?

>>83582496
Her surname is Burnett in the credits

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>>83582722
Yes. Instead of accepting his doppleganger and being strong enough to fight Bob Cooper lied to himself and kept telling himself he had no evil in him which allowed Bob join with his Doppleganger. With that he lost all his good and now he willingly goes around committing acts of evil because instead of accepting that everyone has a little bit of evil inside of them he suppressed it to the point that he became too weak to hold the evil inside him at bay.

>>83582775
We don't know what Jeffries' true agenda is. It might only be placing him against Evil Cooper by circumstance.

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>>83582754
Wife material back in the day>>83582652

>>83582799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2hkZBVya4&feature=youtu.be

>>83582722
He's fucking wrong. Cooper failed the test the Black Lodge gave him by running away from the doppelganger instead of facing it. This allowed the doppelganger to trap him and escape into the real world. From that, BOB was able to hitch a ride with him:

>>83582682
According to Jim is part of the Twin Peaks universe. Courtney Thorne-Smith sold Dr. Jacoby the shovels.

>>83580860
>Jeffries's villainous turn

what makes you think that? he wants too kill bad coop

>>83582814
Yes. I want her so bad. I'm basically retarded. Shed love me.

>>83582801
For some reason I really loved that little adjustment. Hard to explain why but it felt nice

>>83582652
This scene was pure kino.

>>83581142
Oh please, they were just driving under a bridge.

>>83582849

kek'd

>>83582263
Slightly more than two thirds

>>83582652
>memba Catherine and Pete

>>83582829
just goes to show, get em while they are young and then GET OUT and get another one...

>>83582855
It's meant to evoke film being run through a projector with the gate adjustment.

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whats the point of cocaine when weed is legal?

>>83582263
a lot

>>83582652
I feel like this scene had no point. I'd take a wally Brando scene over this. Him riding on the rode.

>>83582809
Oh shit, her boyfriend (Steven) is also credited as Burnett. Maybe they are more less husband-and-wife, similar to Shelly being a Johnson because of Leo

>>83582682
because fuck you thats why

>>83582844

This is what I suspected. Fans interpreted the scene they show us from season two, when DoppelCoop is laughing at the mirror, to suggest he's possessed by BOB. But it's actually just a reenactment of them laughing together in the lodge, which is shown as well, which is Lynch trying to clear things up and emphasize that BOB isn't "controlling" DoppelCoop, he's just along for the ride.

>>83581259
she gives him a blowjob while overhead pressing him

refresh my memory, where is the actual Dougie again?

>>83581270
I bet he's a Pabst blue ribbon man.

>>83582925
Are you stupid?

I didn't like the obvious muh Alex Jones thing with Jacoby. Lefttards aren't good at satire and unfortunately this now includes Mark Frost. I fucking loved the last scene over the end credits.

>>83582925
it's not cocaine, it is a chinese designer drug, the new shit, being pushed by the smoking rapist, aka millennial leo.

>>83582925
Worst new character yet besides Cera.

>>83582959

stop posting advertising in these threads you scum

>>83582958
turned back into filth and a owl cave ring

>>83582925
Did anyone else think that dropkick driving the car was going to put it in reverse, and the closeup of her face was going to show her being torn apart by a train in slow motion?

>>83582662
Dopplecooper is Windom Earle. Bob still owns his soul.

Yes, Dopplecooper is made out of Coop's essence, but he isn't quite Coop himself. The real Coop was trapped inside the Black Lodge.

I bet you're one of those retards who thought he didn't say "HIII" last episode.

>>83581380
He can't be making much profit off those shovels.

>>83582925
is he dying from ginger disease?

>>83582971
absurdist humor is not satire, my young cuckfriend. watch the show in 10 years when you have more life experience to draw from and you won't be saying this stupid shit.

>>83582958

he got sent to the lodge where he disintegrated

>>83582809
>>83582932
Interesting, I wonder how old she is suppose to be

any new memes from this new episode

>>83582971
You sure are fucking retarded.

>>83582925
Are you 9? You should be in bed.

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>>83582958
he turned into adobe aftereffects

>>83582971
Lynch is keeping Mark Frost in check by having the scene actually be funny on its own rather than it be some Homeland-tier satire of Alex Jones.

>>83582621
>women are raped 24/7 everyday
>how dare movies or television reflect this
go to bed dear.

>>83582991
I expected either her to be visited by some sort of lodge entity when she opened her eyes after the scene darkened or for her to be very suddenly struck by another vehicle.

>>83581291
>ULTRA ANAL with a nut scrunch

i unironically had this ONCE

>>83581291
>slurp n slizz

idk what that entails but i want to try it before i die.

>>83582652
Is this bitch somebody from the original show or something? Her face is super familiar.

>>83582993
>Dopplecooper is Windom Earle.
This fits with a lot of things, like the playing cards, the calculating way of doing things (clearly not a trait of BOB), and DoppelCoop appearing behind BOB in the black lodge immediately after BOB takes Earle's soul, possibly implying he "repurposed" Earle's soul into a clone of Cooper, which gave Earle what he wanted in BOB's own twisted way. But I'm gonna need to see more evidence supporting this theory. The actor who played Earle being unconfirmed isn't good, but I've heard there may be returning actors yet to appear who Lynch deliberately hasn't revealed because it would spoil too much of the plot.

>>83582662

Thanks now you've killed my hope to see Coop acting normal and investigating around TP... Turns out we'll be stuck with this retard Coop the entire show ?
I mean sure those scenes are funny but at one point I'm going to grow bored of this whole thing.

>>83582814
Yeah. What a gorgeous girl. That Lynch and his impeccable taste in women.

lynch with that good music taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tACZRjFmuJo

>>83582246
>everyone is an uncaring, shallow asshole

Jade and the kid aren't.

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>thinkin about retard dick peeing

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>>83583077
>t.feminist retard

I'm gonna laugh as I FUCK you LIL SMOKIN BABY, BITCH

>>83583080
hey thanks for sharing

>>83583113
I don't see the point in bringing back Windom Earle at all.

>>83582423

Plus people thought he had been on a four day bender.

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>The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe, and they want to know all this. Some are good, some are bad, some are a mix. But the good ones don’t ever want to organize; the bad ones tend to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together, until things are really late in the game. Then they come together and evil’s always defeated, because good is so much stronger.
We’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics show and Max Planck’s physics’ show that there are at least 12 dimensions. And now that’s what all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out saying, ‘it’s a false hologram—it is artificial.’ The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it’s artificially projected, and gravity’s bleeding-in to this universe. That’s what they call ‘dark matter’.

>There’s this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension that just turned over the most horrible things—it’s what it resonates to. And it’s trying to get up into the 3rd dimension—that’s just a basic level consciousness—to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up at the 5th/6th dimension, consciousining (sic) our best people.
But there’s this big war trying to basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will. And there’s a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evil’s allowed to come and contend, and not just good.

>>83582078
Cooper is still in love with Annie.

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>>83583143
[jealous screeching]

>>83583164
This is how I know the Jacoby scene isn't meant as an insult to Jones. Twin Peaks is almost literally what Alex Jones believes.

>DummyCoop can see the future as evidenced by the slots scene
>starts crying when stares at Sonny Jim
Oh boy. I hope those shitty casino suits don't blow up Dougie's house or something.

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Which is kinda like a false transmission, because what they’re thinking is that they are is ugly and bad, projecting it onto themselves, instead of believing ‘no, it’s a human test about building us up.’
And so, Google was set up, 18/19 years ago (I knew about this before it was declassified—I’m just saying I have good sources) that they wanted to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes that the 1st artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity, with billions of people wired into it, with the internet of things. So all of our thoughts go into it. And we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real-time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures, so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball, but the big secret is:
Once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli before-hand that make decisions that control the future, and so then it’s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true 2.0 (and a very bad way) hive-mind consciousness with an AI jacked-into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire-head system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired-in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to the system, our daily decisions—that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

There’s now a human counter-strike taking place, to shut this off before it gets fully into place, and to block these systems and to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut-off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are in control of this AI system before humanity’s destroyed.”

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>Back from my break now. Kid's a little quiet in there.

>>83583152
Why bring back anyone then?

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>>83583138
>You'll never have a gorgeous woman get turned on by your autistic need to piss.

>>83582835
Cheers bud

>>83582682

Because they needed a guy who projects pure assholeness with his presence.

>>83583164
>>83583195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Kx52Nkeec

Dr. Jonescoby is right.

>>83583204

That's too sad. even for Lynch.

>>83583235
Windom Earle had his soul taken by BOB for being an arrogant fuck for thinking he could control the Black Lodge. That's the end of his story.

When is NormalCoop going back to TP and investigating ? Please don't tell me we're stuck with that lunatic for the whole show. I loved the idea but not the freaking whole 18+ episodes.

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>pairing a qtpi like amanda with a loser

LYYYYYNCHHHHH

>>83583288

no one knows

>>83583288
I hope we get Dougie Jones for all 18.

That would be the ultimate LYNCHED

>>83583288
HELLLLLLLOOoooooo REDDIT

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>>83583240

>>83583295

Part of me is glad it's not with a black guy or a muslim to be PC.
But... a soulless ginger ? Come on that's like.... nearly worse.

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>>83583240
No no no

>>83582527
>Rancho Rosa

The pink lodge?

>>83583152
They won't.

The dopplegangers, which Hawk also calls a Dweller on the Threshold, are a theosophical concept. They are essentially a manifestation of your most negative qualities. Doop is exactly Cooper, with all of his cunning etc, but without his warmth, personability, and love for people (and also he is carrying BOB around).

Earle was a fanatical moron who got BTFO and we will never see him (at least not as a living, breathing person) again.