>at fancy new kinoplex >dry stains on the seats

these threads are not funny

>>83497917
Yeah, because stains on theater seats are a serious issue.

If the seats are stained, you know the audience before you had a RIPROARING good time. Settle back and before you know it you'll be PISSING yourself at the RAUNCHY FUN blockbuster HIT of the SUMMER

>>83497907
>>83497933
>>>/r9k/
back to your containment board, idiot.

>>83497933
Atleast no cucumbers.

>>83497907
must have been one hell of #LITTY time. no CRITICS were in the audience haha all FANS

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>trying to get litty at movie theaters
>piss catheter self service machine is broken

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>>83497917
They really have been lacking in original content. Just kino crab, manlet pits, falcons, designated shooter, and others left on repeat

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>butter dispenser has crab leg juice on it

>>83497959
I'm at a Wonder Woman screening man, I wouldn't be so sure

>get finished watching capekino
>ate 3 boxes of pizza and roasted falcon
>take big greasy shit in designated shitting aisle
>smear it all over seats

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Which seat do you pick?

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Go fuck yourself

>>83499067
Lol

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>audience laughs so hard during comedy flick that the seats are drenched and soaked with piss

>>83497917
>>83499067
>waaah why won't the funni epic 4chinz memers make me a new meme
>i need the karma!

>>83499000
what does that one individual 'couple seat' in the middle mean?

>>83499149
It means the person who took the seat next to it bought the other half of it
Their plan is to get the whole couples seat to themselves, and have extra room.
This of course falls apart if the theater gets packed later on and someone is forced to sit in the other half of the couples seat, meaning that two complete strangers have to sit next to each other with no armrest in between them.
It's a gamble for theater-goers who like to live life on the edge

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>>83499000
>assigned seating

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>get called in to cover for robert because he has a dentist appointment
Last time I got there late by a minute and I had to work at the popcorn mines for 2 months.

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>>83497907
>>83499000

>>83500369
>nobody has reserved a shitting or a bull seat
fix this