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Thanks for taking me out to the movies anon!

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Thanks for taking me out to the movies anon!
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my fetish hnnnnnnnnng
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She looks like a nice woman
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how much she curl?
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>she doesn't know she's just there to evade the no singles ruling
Don't ruin it Anons
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Sugar high pudgy butt
You know that I love you
Can't help myself
I love you and nobody else
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I've fapped to Roxxie at bigger than this
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>>83420425
She looks like she'd be really cute if she lost a ton of weight.
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>>83420425
My parents would love to see me bring home ANY female at this point...
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>>83420425
>N-no problem b-b-beautiful. Would you like a-another gallon of popcorn swe-eet hea-art?
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>>83420425
Imagine sliding your dick between her fat, meaty arm and her greasy, sweaty side rolls. Imagine not allowing her to eat for two hours beforehand so she's ravenous. Imagine the look on her face as she clamps her mouth down on you like she's sucking the cream out of a twinkie.

I'd hit it.
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FATTER
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You can never buttfuck her since you wouldn't be able to trust her with not eating for a couple days
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>>83420629
Yeah, but you get belly button fucking in return
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>>83420425
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>>83420613
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>>83420425
>Not knowing the warm embrace of a big white woman

Lord just take me now
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Braaaap
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>>83420495
her entire arm
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>>83420425
Thanks for letting the theatre owner use your arm as the projector screen while they repair the regular one
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>>83420696
YES

BIGGER
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>>83420425
This isn't a movie theater you fucking slut.
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>>83420425
>>83420696
>Cute fatties
My fetish. Id fug both of these.

Even with my autism I probably could, but I wouldnt want people seeing my as a fat fugger.
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>>83420696
mindy kaling??
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>>83420425
This is a concert. Did you think you could order beer at the movie theater you fat cunt?
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>>83420849
That girl isn't even indian. Here's your pooinloo
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>>83420425
id fuck her
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>>83420696
Thought it was a butthole shot of a pretty girl in the thumbnail
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>>83420556
>a tone

FTFY
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>>83420425
Do I know you?
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>>83420950
What does this even mean?
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>>83420871
Damn Mindy your skin is really starting lighten up girl guess that bleaching is doing wonders
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>>83420982
>this cringey attempt at insulting a random celebrity

I get that you're trying to be "clever" and/or "humorous" but you're really bad at it, I suggest not trying again.
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>>83421308
>do NOT insult my tubby curryfu again! or ELSE!
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>>83421308
Streetshitters are so god damn sensitive.
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>>83421308
Well that like just your opinion man.
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>>83420425
Idk how i did it, but no prob.
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>>83420425
>tfw youll never get to fuck all that arm fat
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Looks like that Wonka gum you got at the concession stand still hasn't been perfected yet.
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>>83420425
Holy fuck, what's her routine, bitch must have 30" arms
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>>83421960
5 cheeseburgers, a chocolate cake, and 2 liters of soda every day.
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How easy would it be to find a cute fat girl to fuck?

I need to lose my v-card and I like fatties.
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>>83420568
>tfw my parents would love to see me bring even a guy home at this point
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>>83422265
>tfw all the fat girls who talk to me are ugly
>all the cute fat girls are taken by niggers
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>>83420425
She's a big girl.
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>>83422265
>cute fat girl
oxymoron
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>>83422384
We all have fetishes. You're aroused by something that's abnormal too.
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>>83422265
I'm very skinnny and dated a cute faced fatty and would never make the same mistake again. Her self esteem was garbage and any time she'd see me looking at any girl at all she'd break down. She was honestly very caring and maternal, though - but in the end I just wasn't attracted to her and couldn't get over the fat like I thought I could. The second I got her naked I knew I had made a big mistake. She wouldn't even ride me.
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>>83422134
DESU that bitch eats more than that anon
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>>83422481
this is what im afraid of, i can jerk it to fatties but i dont know if i could handle a naked 2d one
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>>83422503
Not likely. That's more than enough to make you that fat as long as you don't exercise at all.
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>>83422535
She wasn't morbidy obese but still pretty fat. Not as big as the girls posted in this thread.
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>>83422481
I dont really want to date a big girl but as much as Id like to just have a fuckbuddy
>>83422535
Reasonable fear id imagine. I like jerkin it to porn fatties, but if I got to fuck one Id probably be afraid her being filthy and smelly. Like, I cant imagine the ones in this thread dont smell just a bit.
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>>83420425
But we're clearly at a concert, you cow.
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>>83422724
I'm sure many fatties smelled bad but this girl didn't. She was very hygienic. She had nice curly blonde hair. If it wasn't for the fat she would've been quite attractive I'd image. Also like I said before, fatties always have emotional issues revolving around shame and trust.
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>be desperate beta me back in hs
>end up degrading myself to getting a disgustingly obese black chick's number (like >pic related)
>she never texts back
I guess /r9k/ is right on this one. Also, she's well into the 3 or 400s by now.
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>>83422481
>the second I saw her naked

This is the unfortunate reality of fat women. With clothes on they look like big water balloons, really round and tight but squishy, but naked they're saggy, droopy, and lumpy.
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>>83422836
She also had very small tits, which I don't mind but they looked odd on her larger body. It's like zero fat went to her tits. I'd say they were a small B cup. Very nice, small, pink nipples though.
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27yo virgin here, I'd never settle for a fatty.

I either get my 10/10 or I die a virgin.
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>2017
>mfw don't have to pay food or movie tickets to girls I date
I for once welcome progress
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>>83422949
I don't know about a 10/10 but I'll never settle again. If you settle for a woman you'll never truly love her. Hope you make it.
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>>83422979
what does settle means exactly?
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>>83422900
>fat girl with small tits

A cruel joke of an existence. Fat women with small tits just look like fat men.
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>>83423024
Marry/date a woman far below what you like for the sole purpose of not dying alone.
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>>83420425
Why are there spotlights and a stage to the left of the auditorium? A-Arm fat.
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>>83422949
keep fighting the good fight anon
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>>83423024
>I dont really love her,but I dont want to not be getting laid regularly so ill just stick with her even tho I dont want to.
Something along those lines. Although reasons for settling will probably be alot more complex
Im sure there is some movie quote against settling somewhere.
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>>83422949
The you will die a virgin. If you're a virgin at 27 you're too ugly to snag a 10/10 unless you're filthy rich.
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>>83423087
>>83423060
loneliness is one hell of a drug, I believe it happens more often to girls? where they just find a regular dude that doesn't give too much trouble.
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>>83423024
To accept someone who you didn't want just because you think you can't do any better. There's a difference between settling and being realistic though.
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>>83420425
id love to get a big hug from her and bury my erection into her warmth
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>>83420556
That pineyed Fingolian look really does it for me too
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>>83420568
>Your dad continues to ask you if you need help to ask girls out
>"dad, its easy, you just start talking and don't act stupid."
>"son, then how come you don't have a girlfriend or ever talked about girls."
>........
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>>83420425
Thanks for chasing all the villagers away Girthclops.
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>>83420730
that's impressive
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>>83420568
>>83423732
>go to the bar with my dad
>he brings this up with lots of cute girls my age nearby in ear shot
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>>83422338
I honestly wonder how my parents would act if I brought home a >>>>>>>>>>>girl.

Because if I could, I would.
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>>83420696
Nature finds a way
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>this thread
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>>83420425
that arm is shooped. yes, there are fantasy arm guys in the bbw fetish community
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>>83420425
I want to eat out her pusy
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>>83420556
there must be a photoshop tool that does this, any nerds want to do us a favor?
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I had sex with a fat bitch in college and her skin was like rubber.

Never again.
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>>83422979
Married and with two kids here.

Listen to this man.
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>Said "I'd take any girl, even an obese one"
>2015
>Actually get a date
>She's a fucking hambone
>Tilts my fucking van down when she gets in it
>She's really into me, but holy fuck I'm absolutely disgusted by her the whole time
>She even calls me up the next day to talk for an hour straight
>Eventually she picks up the disgust and disinterest in my voice and I fade on her

Never again. Trust me, unless it's your fetish DO NOT DATE A FAT GIRL. You will not like her.

This particular girl was even 100% compatible with me personality-wise, and would have been a 9/10 overall if she was just chubby and even slightly cute. But she was so fucking fat it was disgusting.

If you're looking at pics of fat anime girls/Filia/Mei/whatever and saying "I-I like thicc!", KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF before you actually convince yourself that you do. Real fat girls are fucking disgusting.

I know this sounds overdramatic but I'm warning you. Haven't had a date since, but fuck it, I'd rather die a KHV. Shit, only 3 more years until I'm a wizard anyway.
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>>83420425
Too high-test for me. I prefer a smaller BBW
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>>83424075
>only 4 (You)'s

yasss
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>>83424177
You were fortunate. Some people will never meet their soul mate. Most of us don't have one.
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>>83424455
i drove away mine :(
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>>83424455
>tfw never had a soulmate
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>>83424669
desu if she was capable of being driven away for good she isn't your soulmate by definition.
>>83424684
same here.
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>>83423732
>just go straight up to the girl, give her a firm handshake, and say, "I want to have sex with you."
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>>83424455
I meant to said I settled. Sorry for the confusion.
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>>83424922

Ill give this a shot nothing else works
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>>83420425
STOP HOGGING THE ARM REST
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>>83420425
She looks friendly and like she would smell nice. Probably a good cuddler. I would like to take her on a date.
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>have several month dry spell
>decide to try and pick up some random
>tinder sets me up with a trump loving, chill as hell nurse
>see her pics, little chubby but I'm into it
>drop by her place for drinks, she walks out and is easily 50lbs heavier than her pictures
>mfw
>debating if I should zoom off right then and there but say fuck it, I'll just try to get a BJ and go
>get too drunk and end up fucking her


She had an insanely wet pussy but likely cause she never gets action, fucking never again though oh my lord
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>>83420425
Ok
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>>83425316
>and like she would smell nice
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>>83425398
MAN
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>>83425398
Nigger please, she's fucking guys every day. Fat women have no more problem than skinny women getting guys to fuck them and you're a case in point.
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>>83425491
I agree but she had broken up with her ex of 1 year and a half a week before, and they weren't fucking at the time, supposedly, who knows though maybe she fucked 20 dudes prior to this, doesn't matter it's in the deep, dark, pits of my haunting memories now.
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>>83420696
M O M M Y
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M
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>>83424195
What about women with body types like Katie Cummings? Volumptous but not disgustingly fat.
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>>83426253
3dpd
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>>83420425
do u think she likes bbc in her pusy
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>>83426329
I think she likes anything near her mouth and pussy
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>>83426253
Katie Cummings is delicious
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