WOMEN ONLY SCREENING: WONDER WOMAN

Just show up and say you identify as a woman even if you dont. Those dumbfucks

>And People Who Identify As Women
Just say you identify as a woman and you get to watch a movie with 30+ qt3.14s

>>83249002
as long as you play it straight they'd probably be afraid to turn you away.

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Spider-man: Homecoming will make less

Predict the Wonder Woman rt score

so a 100 million dollar box office loss incoming?

>>83249092
>Spider-man: Homecoming will make less

But even the tracking is saying it will do more, retard

>>83249038
remember to fart and belch loudly then when they get angry say they're jealous girlfriend!

>>83249215
Are you retarded or something? Or do you not have basic comprehension skills

Fucking autist

>local theaters holds a couple of women-only screenings
>/tv/ spergs out
>even people on normiebook sperg out
>women-only screenings become national news
>theaters announce they're adding more women-only screenings
>theaters make a killing on autism-induced outrage
Like pottery

Wow guys, way to give free advertisement for this movie that you want to hate so much. Just like when everyone here was flipping out about Ghostbusters

I actually just learned that this movie theater is in New York.

Legally, they can't stop any man from entering the theater if they want to watch Wonder Woman.

>>83249054

YEAH YA REALLY GOT EM SHAKIN IN THEIR BOOTS NOW

>>83249611
Just like how Ghostbusters 2016 was a huge success, right?

>>83248963
MODS!

>>83249611
Stop being retarded please?

This will be forgoten in the moment they realize they gonna get less money with that

Yet you guys defend bakeries who refuses gay people right?

>>83250019
I didn't. it's retarded anyways, they're the ones losing money.

>>83250019

Everyone can fuck up their business in any way they see fit.

I see no problem with both these things.

Wait, one night only of men being excluded sparks outrage? Wow, imagine if they had to live the rest of their lives as second class citizens instead of this one night on a very first world entertainment event.

>>83248963

https://drafthouse.com/markets

Goddamit, I'll have to drive 130 miles to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.

>>83248963
>woman only showing
No one cares
>men only showing
WAAAAH WAAAH MUH SOGGY KNEES!

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WOMEN BTFO

>>83249054
No they wouldn't. If an establishment let transgenders into female bathrooms do you really think they'd let some bloke who smugly says "heh I'm a girl too ;) ;)" do the same? Do you really? I hate faggotry too but use your head.

>>83249838
>a remake no one asked for that was widely expected to be trash is comparable to a movie featuring one of the most popular super heroes

>>83249954
But they won't, men that want to see it will still go on other days, and it's just a few cinemas that are doing this

>complaining that your girl is going to a "woman-as-target-audience" capeshit event instead of with you

you dodged a fucking bullet mate

>>83250580
I wonder if a meme can be made about James Gunn being misogynistic, ala anti semitic reimi meme.

Starlord to Gomorra: you use guns now? I thought you used knifes, because you belong in the kitchen.

>>83249611
>/tv/ spergs out
>literally only two threads since the story broke several days ago and the majority of the replies are apathetic and disinterested

>>83248963
>what's next, no singles night?

Nigger only screening.

They want to segregate themselves so badly... let them.

>lol I'm going to go to this cinema tell them I'm a woman and give them my money out of protest I sure showed them

Anyone else think this "Woman Only" shit is designed to make men want to see it more? Like some kind of reverse-psychology ad campaign.

>>83251855
>They want to segregate themselves so badly... let them.

This.

>>83251893
>Anyone else think this "Woman Only" shit is designed to make men want to see it more? Like some kind of reverse-psychology ad campaign.

No.

More like,

> they know the reviews are going to be so bad that they rounded up all the unemployed feminist bloggers so they can give themselves all 5 stars.

What next?

Are they going to segregate all the Gay Niggers into their own theater for "Moonlight?"

>>83248963
I didn't want to see this shit any way congratulations DC you ruined one of the only female superheros I liked.

>>83251545
>wonder woman
>popular

The only thing I'm worried about with seeing Wonder Woman is that my friend I go to movies with is out of town, and saying "One for Wonder Woman" as a mid twenties guy just seems really lame.

so can we finally have a man only screening of predator with beer and hard alcohol on sale?

>>83252624
I can't imagine any theatre wanting to do that, it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

>>83248963
Apparently WW isnt even the best DCU movie

>>83252788
fuck it, fund it senpai

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>Girl Power

>>83252937
Some are saying it is, some are saying MoS is still better

And some retards are saying it's one of the best movies ever made of all genres

>>83253067
unfair comparison. you cant even tell that dreadlocked wetdog and ashtray smelling thing is a female. still not sure why he got so much shit for that.

>>83248963
No but seriously, can't you just say you identify as a woman and get in? What would be the ground for stopping someone who does that?

>>83253320
apart from the porn video of her playing with her self there is no way you can tell if its female or not.

>>83248963
Meh. I never planned on going to see it anyhow.

>>83251736
That joke sucked. It wasn't good. It didn't cut the mustard. Undercooked. Half-Baked. Underperformed. Insufficient. Lacking. Mediocre. Back to the drawing board. Don't quit your day job. Shame on you. Pathetic. Failure.
Side note. What would Gamorra's pusy taste like?

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>tfw Gal Gadot in a Patty Jenkins movie is a better actress than Amy Adams in a Zack Snyder movie

Why is he so bad with actors?

>>83248963
lol idc how strong this broad is, I could kick her ass easy. women are built weaker than dudes, that's just how it is. just put her in a headlock.

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>>83253772
so technique means nothing?

could you beat a blackbelt woman?

>>83253887
Could you beat a gorilla with the right technique?

>>83253887
I know I could. Once.

>>83253930
if someone developed a technique / system for beating gorillas in hand to hand combat? probably

martial arts is made to beat other humans, if they made a martial arts to beat gorilla's, sure you could if you knew what you were doing

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>>83253979
How many days has it been since you last slept?

>>83253930
>>83253979
No. The gorilla would rip you apart like nothing, even if you were the best martial artist on Earth. Humans can't compete with animals in 'hand-to-hand' combat.

>>83254175
in theory they could lol

and your point is moot really because martial arts, especially for a woman, would teach you how to take on someone larger and stronger than you

>>83254345
>Humans can't compete with animals
I could beat a rabbit.

>>83254397
"In theory" anything is possible. I don't think you realise how much larger and stronger a gorilla is than a man. It doesn't matter what training you have, you might as well try and fight a landslide.

>>83248963
This was made to stir up controversy, but it's largely ineffective as almost no one actually wants to see the movie.

Think GhostBusters (2016)

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>>83254420
it hurts like shit when they bite you... Id stay away..

>>83254505
i dont really think the gorilla issue is even worth discussing, a gorilla is insanely powerful and only with a majorly strong person and a perfect technique could beat it with a slim chance

the point i originally made is that a black belt woman could probably easily beat the average man, like the woman i linked in the picture

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>it's a "can humans beat gorillas" autism thread

>>83249764
They could turn him away, then he'd have to file a lawsuit and fight the company's lawyers in court.

>>83254580
I don't know about the black belt woman vs a man, could go either way maybe. Technique is less important than people imagine, that's why there are weight classes in combat sports. As for the Gorilla thing even saying "a slim chance" is way overestimating a human's chances.

>http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/03/21/professional_fighter_vs_gorilla_who_would_win.html

>A male gorilla significantly outweighs most professional fighters.
>His center of gravity is closer to the ground. Wrestlers will appreciate the huge advantage involved; erect bipedality is a serious liability here.
>One word: fangs.
>Being a wild animal, the gorilla will throw 100 percent of his available resources into the fight from the word go. Humans—even professional fighters or soldiers—never do this, unless they are in such a state of psychosis that they might as well be wild animals. (I have seen a 5-foot-tall woman in such a state, and weighing 100 pounds, require five humans at double her weight each to take her down and hold her down.)
>Because the gorilla's fighting responses are instinctual, not trained, they will be faster than the human's.
>The gorilla's musculature and skeleton are considerably more robust than the human's, which means that the gorilla will soak up much more punishment before being seriously injured. This makes the human's fighter's main hope of winning—almost immediately incapacitating the gorilla—very problematic.
>What will happen is that the gorilla will close with the human and knock him off his feet. At that point, all—all—of the human's possible advantages are out the window, and it's all over but the screaming, bleeding, and dying.

>>83248963

>butthurt anons complaining about gimmicky charity events

>>83254721
technique is important and a big thing when you have an un-trained man vs a trained woman lol

trained man vs trained woman, man would almost always win, thats why there is a weight classes.

they are good points about the gorilla stuff thjough

>>83248963
Are modern women developing a disease in their brains? It's the strangest thing to watch all these wackos...do...just about anything.

i don't get why you lot are so upset.

i mean, none of you will go and see this anyway.

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>>83248963
>block your path
>girls night only
wat do

>>83254875
Women tanked Ghostbusters. Let's hope they tank DC now.

>>83249611
Ghostbusters marketing ploy didn't work, I doubt this obvious WB using feminism to sell shitty movies will work either.

Women would rather stand around holding signs while browsing their phone than go see a cape movie.

>>83254888
Throw some chicken in the water.

>>83248963
>Women (and People Who Identify As Women) Only
>audience is still mostly made up of men

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>>83248963

>>83248963
what can they do if I go in and state that I identify as a woman ? not that I'm considering watching that piece of garbage but still

>>83254979
was the new ghostbusters even ever marketed as some feminist film? pretty sure that people just made that up because of female cast either was for their agenda or against it. anyway just free marketing for the movie.

>>83255752
They had a dumb plan to turn the muh sjws people and the muh sexists people against each other. It kind of worked but everyone is sick of all the dumb remakes now so the whole thing fell apart anyway.

>>83252624
>beer
Beer is for women and sissy's

>>83254345
>INB4 some autistic faggot argues that he could

>>83248963
I honestly cannot imagine a worse hell than a bunch of Brooklyn hipsters in problem glasses and trigger hair virtue watching Wonder Woman at the Alamo Meme House.

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>>83248963
>women and people who identify as women

>throw on a dress
>show up
>get kicked out
>tweet "wow alamo draft house NOT a safe space for transwomen...finally felt safe to come out and this is how I'm treated this is what happens in Trump's america"
>enjoy the ensuing shitstorm

>>83256295
>implying they won't take your money anyway because you're fucking idiot who protests something by giving them money

>>83256360
>"they wouldn't even give me my money back, this is classic transmisogyny"

>>83256427
When are you people going to realize that this shit never works and you don't have a basic understanding of why people get offended by how you act in the first place?

>>83256496
>"then I went online and people said I wasn't even trans this is what Trump did to this country, literally shaking"

>>83256010
desu i totally agree, i only ever drink vodka, i just meant that most men normally drink beer, even the body builder men and trash

>>83256295
>they let you in
>you're stuck watching WW with a bunch of fat feminists
>can't leave or you'll be the laughing stock of the internet for a week
Please try.

>>83254826
It's called liberation. People tend to forget that without order only chaos reigns.

>>83256295
>walk from yr house to the theater
>constant judgemental stares, shouts, etc
>they let you in
>everyone smiles
>meet qt nonbinary with a pixie cut
>xi calls you brave and offers you xir makeup
>go into the ladies room, xi helps you put on a new face and does something with your hair
>someone else's face looks back at you from the mirror
>you like it
>xir chest brushes yours & yr not sure if xi has tiny boobs but either way xir nipples are hard
>xi lets you sit next to xem in the middle of xir group of ten qts with tons of makeup and nice perfume
>xi takes your hand while you're reaching for popcorn and holds it
>>>/lgbt/ faggot

Femininatzis, am I right

>>83248963

>/tv/ is against this

Guys, guys!. You're not seeing the bigger picture. We should support this because if it's a success it could lead to more women only screenings and then on to Blacks only screenings. And since they want to segregate themselves we would get white men only by default. Nobody would call them that but that's what they would be. Picture it /tv/ a screening where women aren't checking their phones every five minutes and where blacks aren't hooting and hollering at the screen. It would be a cinematic utopia.

https://youtu.be/_3YN1h4wqqo
>Everybody was clapping

>>83259130
I remember the first literally who youtubers that reviewed Suicide Squad before the embargo dropped saying it was great

>>83259130

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

>>83259364

Same for BvS. Those two Indian cunts got my hopes up

SJWs triggering alt-right is hilarious, what a bunch of snowflakes.

And the world continues to mock DC/WB.

https://twitter.com/MrPeytonReed/status/868531935013814272

>>83250666
It's NYC so if they deny you then file a complaint with the City's Human Rights office.

You don't have to be trans. Just say you're one of those people that wakes up and decides which gender they are that day.

>>83251855
someone will get shot.

Why is Conan so likeable bros?
https://youtu.be/6jn8Ji0g5Rs

>>83255752
>was the new ghostbusters even ever marketed as some feminist film?

yes, they had pictures with all the women who worked on the film and all sort of of shitty feminist promotional material.

they incorrectly assume that because women are like 50% or higher of moviegoers that they will buy into feminist garbage.

>>83257702
i admire the insane commitment to bizarro world's pronouns

>>83253650
Yikes.

Why did they hire a skinny girl who can't act to play Wonder Woman of all things? Explain to me the logic here.

>>83259476
>that faggot numale cuck
>making fun of anyone
Yeah, no.

hoo care

>>83248963
>They know the movie will bomb
>desperate attempt to rebrand as a chick flick

Should've tried for chickkino tbhonest

>>83259130
>https://twitter.com/MrPeytonReed/status/868531935013814272

Look her youtube page
https://www.youtube.com/user/sel0320/videos

This guy is a fanatic for DC

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>>83254888
>Buy drone
>Tie a freshly prepared Popeyes or KFC meal to drone
>Fly it past her face
>She takes off after it
>Keep it tantalizingly just out of reach
>Hover it over water while she desperately reaches for it
>Continue teasing her with meal while saying, "Oooh, you almost had it! You gotta be quicker 'n that!"
>She jumps to reach for it
>Jerk fatty-mulatto temptation package out of reach at last second
>She falls in water and drowns because of her obesity and inability to swim
>????
>Profit

It's not all women only screenings. I'm sure there will be plenty of normale screenings. Seems fine to me desu.

>>83254888
i want to fuck her juicy lips

>>83250336
>American women are second class citizens.

Do women actually believe this?

>>83251855
Holy fuck. We should ironically have segregated screenings because of racism.

>>83249611
Pretty much this.

People bringing up Ghostbusters really don't get it. This is one theater chain doing this with select screenings. So far, all those screenings have sold out. This has been a brilliant marketing move for them.

>>83253358
so you'd be the only manchild in the theater and every woman in there would know you came alone. sounds like a solid plan to stay single.

>>83256295
>>get kicked out
But they wouldn't do that.

Also: Tickets for a lot of the showings are already sold out. So hope you planned that in advance.

>>83251797
This is the third thread i've seen on it

>>83259571
Deny you in a particular auditorium or the entire theater?

>>83248963
>Private company wants to hold a single women's only screening
Get over yourself