So...
deadmeme
he actually was right
trump is a fucking goy
>>83067944
tldr;
Also,
BRRRUUUUMMMMPPPPPHHHH
>>83067932
>OP gets 300 replies
>>83067914
>King of Late Night
>/pol/jr btfo
>r/the_donald will defend this
>>83067944
worst screen cap ive ever seen.
>>83068106
>reddit still doesn't understand colbertposting
>>83067944
PRIMPERS ANNIHILATED
>>83068160
>b-but Soros
>b-but Seth Rich
>b-but... muh Trump!
We literally elected a Jewish man as President.
>>83068160
Anything he does will be better than Hillary being president. When will you people understand?
>>83067914
Xerald Zumppp gets TWO SCOOPS!!!!
>>83067944
Literally who cares. Our culture is superior and if they want to have a say in the modern world they need to drop the stone age bullshit and get with the times.
>>83068241
t. r/the_donald
>>83067914
chill out Colbert, there's enough ice cream for everybody
>>83068241
>MUH HILLARY
>>83068160
>MUH JOOISH CONPIRUHCY
>>83067914
TAKE THE TWO SCOOPS OF SPUNK TO YOUR INSIDES, MELAINA!
>>83067944
yeah he sure showed that silly meme by writing endlessly about it
>>83068291
I'm sorry, was there a third option?
>>83068278
It's true tho.
>>83068241
>This is what Trumpcucks actually believe
>>83068309
Please go back to reddìt
>>83068241
Mentally ill lefty's are so easily BTFO, I wonder how it feels to be so fragile and pathetic...
>>83067914
>>83067944
im not reading that shit
>>83068241
>STILL thinking hillary was the enemy
you are so fucking dumb its hilarious
>>83068241
>Trump fucks up
>It's Hillary's fault
>Trump gets caught in a lie
>It would've been worse if Hilary was president
I hope you keep clinging to your tiny raft called the Trump administration as it slowly descends deeper into the sea, drowning your bitch ass and all the other fuckers who thought Trump is good for America
>>83068426
There's nothing to cling to, the guy you are replying to is 100% right and we already won. Consider suicide.
>>83068426
I know, It's almost like all politicians are complete liars & backstabbing scum. Errie.
>>83068426
I hope you move to a third world country and get raped by a nigger, cuck.
>>83068341
I guess we'll never know for sure because you guys were blown out so bad.
>>83068160
Anyone knows that if you want to go up and touch the Wailing Wall, you have to put on one of those beanies. Relax, People.
>>83068339
No but bringing up Hillary months after the election is over to defend Trump is stupid
>>83068518
But obviously if you put on a yarmulke and visit Israel it means your body is inhabited by the Jewish lizard people and you've become a part of the ancient Hebrew conspiracy that's been behind every event in all of history. Haven't you watched the greatest story never told? This is all 100% verifiable fact and I'm obviously not insane.
>>83068596
Why? Out of two choices, I made the correct one. We all know you were thinking the same.
BUT HILLARY LITERALLY EATS SEXUALLY EXPLOITED KIDS ON HER PIZZA WHY WONT YOU KEKS LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83068183
>>83068266
>>83068336
>>83068241
>>83068381
Snowflakes detected. Face it: Trump is going to get tossed out before the year is out.
Most of america didn't vote for him and he's a liar & a cheater. Can't wait for sweet karma.
>>83068698
Are you being ironic in posting that picture, kid?
>>83068698
>le poplar vout
>>83068698
>we got him this time! >:)
This will never not be funny.
>>83068695
We uhh, don't care about Hillary. Why would anyone care about an irrelevant loser? Kinda like you :^)
>>83068497
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
Your pick edgelord
>>83069386
good post
>>83068698
Bitch, please.
>>83069611
WTF Trump cinematic universe fucking when?
>>83067944
>ahmeds a gud boi! he dindu nuffin!!
Is that what I'm getting from this post?
>>83069659
TWO KANES
>>83068497
Check out the internet tough guy here. I bet you want to lick Trump's asshole if he tells you it's full of cinnamon
>>83070614
HLGOI.
Absolutely BASED Colbertchad living in Drumpfkins head RENT FREE
TRUMPETTY SEETHING
You fucking subhumans have a board to circlejerk about this shit
Use it, stop polluting this place
>>>/pol/
>>83071299
BLOFFERETTES BTFO
was this /pol/ kino?
>>83069888
>Quintessons
Based and checked
S C O O P S
C
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P
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>>83067944
>muslims not living in third world bombed out shitholes are good bois
>whoops haha got arrested in Indonesia after my political rival called me a heretic and a panel of muslim judges sentenced me to prison immediately
>whoops got stoned to death for being raped in Pakistan while half the city came out to watch
Is she /ourgirl/?
>>83067944
BLOMPF BTFO!
>>83071648
It's funny to give it an honest read through... but then you realize retarded lefty's might take it seriously...
>White House tries to prove that anonymous sources are bullshit by leaking fake shit to the NYT
>NYT sees through it immediately
Anonymous sources win again
>>83071980
This post is very reddit on many different levels.
>>83072024
It's still right though.
>>83068241
STILL bitching about Hillary.
It's literally the only talking point left.
When confronted by something they don't understand a Donald Trump fan will state "muh electoral college" or "muh Hillary." When confronted further they will go on about "we're winning" followed by "well at least he got that supreme justice in there" followed by "fucking cuck" or "fuck you SJW."
No one cares about this forced dead meme, stop posting it /pol/. Colbert is a voice of reason and does not deserve this mundane ridicule.
>>83072275
I wouldn't even claim he's a voice of reason.
It's simply pointing out stupid shit he does on, quite literally, a daily basis right now.
>>83072165
How's this for a statement. "I won and you lost". As a follow up "You are losing your mind while I am comfy and happy every single day".
>>83072024
>I have no response
>>83072275
>Reddit STILL doesn't get Colbertposting
It's not even that complex you braindead fags, you're really starting to embarrass yourselves.
>>83072334
The meme went over your head quite obviously in that last paragraph.
Still, that being said you've got the Trump mindset down so well. It's only winning and losing. Not whether it's right or wrong for the American people. Quintessential Trump. He has to look good and feel good.
>>83067914
Dont worry kid, youll grow up someday.
>>83072432
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY
>>83072334
Nice victory, general Pyrrhus
>>83068160
>>83072675
It's pretty easy to win when your opponents are so embarrassingly retarded.
>>83072754
You don't even know who General Pyrrhus is, do you?
>>83072797
I am aware of the term derived from his name and it doesn't apply here in the slightest.
>>83067914
This is the first time in my life I felt triggered. I always see this word used by tumblerinas but now I understood what it meant. I was literally shaking while watching and I don't know when it started but I did. As I listened to Netanyahu's speech about Trump, flashbacks of Ben Garrison edits, happy merchant OCs, Oy vey replies and (((()))) posts swirled my mind. I can describe the feeling something close to being stabbed in the heart and twisting the knife while someone whispers to my ear "You dun goofed up boy!". Tears started flowing from my eyes and my bewildered Philipina wife and son looks at me and says "Honey, why are you crying? Are you happy for Trump?"
I couldn't answer them. I just sat there crying, watching as Netanyahu proclaims Trump as their greatest friend and ally.
I'm never visiting /pol/ again. ;_;
>>83068241
IT WAS HER TURN
REEEEEEEEEEE
Donald J Trump is the 45th President of the United States of America.
Will there be enough Colbert edits to get Le_Donald through the impeachment hearings?
>>83072858
>approval rating in the shitter
>laughingstock of the whole world
>investigated by the FBI
>legislative failure after legislative failure
Sure thing, general.
>>83072913
What other fictional events will they need more Colbert edits for?
>>83072946
>I literally lost, in every single sense of the word
Yea I know, what's your point?
>>83072974
Nice victory, General Pyrrhus.
>all these bildwals crying BUT HILLARY
Every time!
>>83072993
>NO I LOST SERIOUSLY
Look I know that and agree 100%, do you have a point to make or anything to say?
>>83073033
I bet you're that guy who thinks Trump won the popular vote.
TWO SCOOOPES DONAAAL-
>>83073066
He may have. Did you know they stop tallying votes when a state becomes unswingable?
That's not something that I would ever bring up because it isn't relevant to you losing and me winning.
>>83072862
>/pol/ elected one of the biggest goys in history
KEK. you really can't make this shit up. you've outcucked yourself yet again /pol/
>>83073119
>He may have
Oh the delusion
>>83072750
Damn you told him hard.
>>83072275
You dumbasses don't realize that your replies are what make these threads keep happening?
>>83069888
No one in that picture did something wrong
>>83073119
This level of cuckdom is just sad
>>83073100
It's retarded. Gulf Muslims are more extreme than ones in Syria (though they're still pretty damn extreme) despite not being in bombed out hellholes. Meanwhile in Bangladesh atheists and Hindus are beheaded, while in Pakistan gays are tortured to death and thrown off buildings.
It's high school tier apologism.
>>83074026
>while in Pakistan gays are tortured to death and thrown off buildings.
sound's like a /pol/ utopia to me
>>83074244
Maybe, I don't know, I don't go to /pol/, that big rambling set of apologist nonsense (now deleted lol) didn't prove shit.
>>83068241
At this point Trump is barely different than Hillary.
>>83068241
>still bringing the hillary card
lmafo trump sluts so full of trumps cock cant see bring anything new
>>83074463
btw trumps cocks is cut, like any real good goy
reminder that you can ONLY choose 1 of the following:
>be anti-/pol/
>be anti trump giving in to the jews
>>83075199
but Trump loves the jews
PUCK DRUMP
>>83072862
lol /pol/ got played hard. all those years of anti-semitism ending up electing one of them
>>83067914
>ONLY 19 dead in Machester... drumpf is hitler
IT'S OVER, STEVE. I HAVE THE THIRD SCOOP.
>>83072024
> i'm butthurt, must say reddit
>>83068241
>one post about Shilldawg
>like 10 (you)s
what did leftypol mean by this?
>>83077696
>>83068160
What's wrong with this?
>>83072862
That kike on the left is straight out a A Whyte Man comic.
>>83077696
>>83068698
>Face it: Trump is going to get tossed out before the year is out.
I actually wanted this all along. Only Trump could have gotten enough attention to break the liberal circlejerk and get a republican into office, but he actually doesn't know shit about anything and is a complete puppet. Once he gets the boot, third reich mike will take over and bury all these oppressed minority groups once and for all. Lefties will never recover
>>83079911
>I was just playing 420th-dimension backgammon this entire time
>>83072862
>he fell for the memes
He's a meme president after all. That's the point of /pol/
>>83079957
Not that guy, but that's why I voted for him too, to shit up the headlong dunce-march of the Left. I don't actually care about Trump. This is why you faggots lose: you are forever unable to see x-moves ahead, and are hopeless slaves to pithy "wins" and immediacy.
>>83080722
>I don't care that this country is being torn apart because I get to watch liberals cry
Neck yourself, r/the_donald
>>83080722
>you libs just don't get it, we'd never admit to being wrong, everything was just part of our plan all along!
>b-but he won't run
>b-but he won't be nominated
>b-but he won't get the votes
>b-but he won't be inaugurated
>b-but he's a Russian spy
>b-but he'll get impeached by the end of the year
What's the next step of your master plan?
>>83080722
>The window has shifted so far left that "radicals" like Trump are basically what Hillary was back in the 90s
Liberals BTFO hahaha big wins
>>83072165
I never pretended to vote for him for any other reason. Hillary is actually a criminal and shouldn't have been eligible. I don't think Donald Trump will be a God Emperor but I'd vote for someone like him over someone whose candidacy isn't valid.
NOW HE'S HAVING PEACH COBBLER WITH HIS TWO SCOOPS WHAT'S NEXT?
>>83067914
#notallmuslims