/snl/ Saturday Night Live

>>82992614
Why do subject yourself to such trash?

>SNL season finale

So cameos by Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, and Andy Samberg confirmed?

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>>82992651

Because this has been my home board since 2008 and I don't want to leave.

Or did you mean something else?

>>82992614
You worthless little faggot, op. Capsbro already made a thread that we are posting in.

>>82990803

Now you made a duplicate thread and that's going to divide posters. I swear that you could fuck up a two car funeral.

Fucking idiot.

>>82992753
Nah you're new af.
We can tell.

Oh, I get it. Like when she lost.

>bobby and vanessa's final episode
fuck

So Drumpf will be impeached before next season starts?

>>82992753
>that new as fuck filename

hi >>>/r/eddit!

SCARJO

rip leonard cohen

Why are they playing/singing this?

No Melissa McCarthy?

>SNL parodying their own sketch

>>82992962
cold open for the show after election was hilary doing the same thing

>>82992962
Because they think he's toast before next SNL season starts.

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>>82992929

>a filename is the sole indicator of how long someone has been on /tv/

Stop.

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>>82992926
Nope not ever

>>82992962

Its a parody of when Trump won and they had Kate as Hilary play it. Of course, at that point it was also a tribute to the guy who sang it...

>Thinking that they can get 15 republican senators to vote to remove the first republican president in 8 years

Will Daddario make a guest appearance?

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>tfw no more jacob the bar mitzvah boy ever again

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>>82992926
>drumpf

IF YA SMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>82993013
One can foresee a situation where the GOP would prefer Pence, but the Dems wouldn't, because Trump staying in could fuck over entire GOP for years.

Stagehands got a break, no crazy teardown during the credits this week

>>82992753
That meme is like 2 months old. How new are you again?

Ever since SNL did their touching dual tribiute to Hillary Clinton and Leonard Cohen I have loved this show again.

They need to start each episode with an appeal to the American people, urging them to do all the can to oppose that orange bastard Trump.

>>82993035

Cute bit, but not worth doing fifty times.

why are there two threads?>>82990803

>>82992614
Negative comedy.

Why do watch this?

If I could see you in front of me I'd attempt murder.

>>82993118
>/tv/ - Facebook

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>>82993007
>another new file

Lurk moar newbitch.

>>82993142
Because the op of this thread is a butthurt little faggot.

>>82993118
>Inplying they don't do that every episode and for the entire hour and a half

BASED TOM

Rock/Hanks 2020

already ready to vote for them

>>82993087
Trump's approval ratings could literally dip into the teens, which has never happened for a president.

a rock/hanks ticket would win

>>82993203
daayum and hes going to let you call him a lil bitch

The original five timers club sketch for Hanks was the all time greatest monologue bit in SNL history.

why don't they spend all this star-power money on writers and make some sketches worth something

the only original ones are written by kyle and beck. their head writer is the least funny one from CollegeHumor when it was good.

he is actually going to win and his official portrait is going to have the eyebrow thing

>>82993278
And young Conan as the doorman

>>82993307
>mooney shill
get out

JUST KIDDING

>>82993307
isn't their head writer the Weekend Update douche?

C'MON BUZZ WE GOTTA SAVE AMERICA

guys...I can't tell if they're serious

HANKS ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗˢ

mmmmmmm

guys does vanessa swallow?

>>82993247
Looking up the RCP average approval rating now, it's just under 40% approve. While that is probably the lowest in American history, that's still a long way from the teens and a lot would need to happen to make the crazy fanatics abandon him

Timely cultural bit, and a nice knock on high maintenance women

Referring to him as "Dwayne Johnson" still seems forced to me.
He'll never not be 'The Rock' to me

Weird SNL being on when it's still light out

>>82992614

mad tv was better

i mean i wouldnt really know because i was watching mad tv instead of snl but i'm sure reruns of mad tv are still better than current episodes of this show

why would i watch this show its like the uncanny valley of comedy

I hope baywatch isn't too lewd...I'm seeing it with my mom...

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>>82993400
The best is the meme of the cigarettes and whiskey.

My favorite moment was gweneth saying "I apologize to anyone that's ever whacked off to me"

>>82993489
It's rated R, what do you think?

>>82993468
So don't watch faggot

that 2020 thing is going to be joked about for eternity after the sexual abuse allegations surface

>>82993436
The Rock is a fictional character that Dwayne Johnson played on the hit soap opera "WWE".

I want to date Vanessa Bayer!
Also, WWE promo sketch

>>82993489
Don't worry, it's a modern comedy so the only nudity is gonna be dong

SOCIOPATHIC WRESTLER SKETCH

FUCK YEAH

NO NEW IDEAS

>yfw The Rock has to make up a load of bullshit about running for Prez in 2020 to get amerifats' fat asses in seats for that shitty new Baywatch movie

>>82993489
Zach Effron plays with a dead man's penis. This is true. Look it up.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/baywatch-cadaver-penis-joke-shocks-delights-cinemacon-989424

FOHTY SEBEN METAHS DOUN

Mooney is money

This is definitely worth doing again with different jokes.

Best sketch of last year

>underwear soap opera

>>82993505
>his angry silence is something I'll never forget

when's M$$NEY gonna be in a sketch

>>82993654
u missed it

>>82993654
IT'S YOUR BOY

MY MOONFU

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>>82993618
>going to produce 2 presidents in a row

Based Mooney appears

I swear, I'm not actually Mooney

>>82993702
President Vince?

>>82992614
kek. SNL is absolute shit. I haven't watched this trash in over a decade

Mooney is the best actor in Hollywood

Again, I am definitely not Mooney

cu

Literally the plot to metal gear solid 2

>YOUNG BITCH

People like Kyle Mooney?
He was the worst part of that based show, Sports Show with Norm Macdonald.
I always skip the Kyle parts

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>bobby and vanessa are leaving
>mooney, pete, and leslie will still be on the show

I always dread having to watch a sketch with Kyle Mooney, but when he does appear it turns out pretty good

I am not Kyle Mooney

Good rap bit idea.

Mo' Mooney, Mo' Mooney, Mo' Mooney

Damn I want to bang Juggalo Cecily

DAVID

>>82993796
Beck is still there, so it's all good man

OH SHIT DAVID FUCKING PIMPKINS

DAVID S PUMPKINS MY NIGGERS

DAVID PUMPKINS

>David S Pumpkins
Get ready to see normies shill this moment tomorrow

Jesus Christ, this is painfully unfunny

>I actually laughed at David Pumpkins

so this the official thread now?

David S. Pimpkins out of fucking nowhere

pete was like the only one who looked like he belonged there....

>>82993838
yes

I laughed so hard at the David Pumpkins reveal that I'm hallucinating.

feels like their cheating when the skit is not live

>>82993864
ANY QUESTIONSs????

>>82993874
Bullshit.... was a good bit. Mocking shitty rap culture and its roll calls

are they finally going to can mooney and angry black woman?

it's funny because he played the scorpion king and it was a massive flop

>>82993877
No

/cgl/ writes a sketch

lol rock has a tiny penor

>>82993920
Fuck off Lorne.
I haven't even smiled once so far.

>>82993949
KEK topical

>>82993877
yes

>>82993887
just like those Jon Stewart greentexts

>>82993922
I saw it five times in theaters

>>82993990
what Jon Stewart greentext?

>>82994000
GO TO BED GRAMPS

RIP Brendan Fraser's career

>>82993922
y-your life is a massive f-flop

>replacing Brendan Frasier with the most legendary hair in Hollywood

JUST

>>82994035
It came out in 2002

I hate this two competing threads shit

>>82993922
that was starring the rock
dwayne johnson is a pretty dynamic actor

this is official /snl/ thread please deal with it

>>82994035
are you 13 years old?

>>82994073
NOBODY IN THIS THREAD WAS EVEN ALIVE IN 2002

>>82994086
Well op had to be a faggot and purposely made a duplicate thread. Now you have to switch back and forth. What a major inconvenience. Some people have cancer.

i hope david s pumpkins shows up on the jurassic park ride

MERRYVILLE BROTHERS INC

lol gemma

>>82994133
I was 20 in 2002

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Will Alex make a cameo? If they want to promote Baywatch, it should happen

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dwayne the giudo jonhnson

DAT TINY LITTLE PIG

>that background

Pathetic

>>82994186
You mean that isn't just my shitty tv?

All these extra product placement sketches this season are so subtle

>>82994149
guess not

>>82994178
He doesn't even have to act

>>82994149
Are you one of the fags arguing in the hockey thread?

I want to eat that pig

Poor Vanessa getting hazed on her last episode

>>82994133
I'm 40

>>82994264
he never acts
hes always playing himself
its always
>dwayne "the rock" johnson in...
not
>dwayne "the rock" johnson as...

did anyone else notice cecily laffin really hard when vanessa was getting sprayed

Mo' Mooney

>when you realize The Rock and Bruno Mars could legitimately pull off a comedy about being brothers.

Twins 2

>>82994319
how is that different from Arnold

HAIL SATAN

hail satan

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>My bones are cold

So, we're using this thread now?

>I wake up and I'm driving stolen cars

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holy fuck that last commercial bit actually has me in pain

>>82994343
arnold has actually been in actually good movies
plus he has done serious roles like his last two most recent movies

>>82994341
>Bruno Mars
It'd be Peter Dinklage.

>>82994411
I guess

I'm too drunk for this shit

>>82994411
yes, capsbro needs to swallow his pride and post in this one

>>82994411
>Arnold
this is the official one
you know by OPs picture
its always thaat pic
always

Beetlejuice

>>82994430
Dinklage probably wouldn't do comedy centered around his height.

I like short haired grils, but this looks like shit

>>82994477
more like she drinks niggers juices

what if you suddenly have to poop right before you're about to go on

Ew, lookit that lesbian haircut.

this is some weird ass music

Traps are gay

dabbin on the queens

>>82994477
I thought the same thing

also, that dyke haircut sucks

This whore wrote "I kissed a girl" about Miley Cyrus. Miley was only 15 at the time!

15 years old! Katy was 23!

THIS IS NOT OK!

When did Katy Perry turn into mid 90s Madonna?

what the hell is this

is she preggers?

>tfw you just saw the bulge on the dude with the red dress

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>starting with taylor swift diss

>>82994417
>arnold has actually been in actually good movies
I think action movies are just a lot worse now than they were in the 80s and 90s, and a lot less iconic.
The only thing that comes close is John Wick. The Rock needs to do a movie with Stahelski and Leitch, Charlize Theron is.

>>82994504
youre shit out of luck

>me in the backpack

Well, she had a good run, but thats it for her career. She went crazy.

Backpack fashion show? Lel

that fucking dance

>>82994517

The Transgender Jew phase of Katy Perry's career is in full swing, I see

I need a webm of backpack kid dancing

Jesus fuck.
Do people actually like this "music"?
This is embarrassing

>>82994545
>>82994565

that kid with the backpack
>kek

Nigger Slim Goodbody

That kid just became an instant meme.

What a creepy fucking face.

>>82994547
>is she preggers?
was just thinking this

that was pretty catchy t b h

wtf little kid dancing with a backpack what the fuck was that faggotry about

>>82994493
I'm sure he has before.
Fuck it, I'll be The Rock's twin. I'm black and 5'4.

>>82994601
probably the funniest thing snl has done this season

ROSE!

>>82994618
xe wasn't little.

Dewey!

>>82994540
it is ok for liberals to be pedos and homophobic because we are on the right side of history

get over it sweetie

>>82994555

There was a diss? Was it good?

i didn't really like that song, but, at the same time, i really liked that song.

Hey this Citi commercial with Katty Perry features the same song she just did live on SNL. These jews sure know how to shill.

>>82994630
utter autismal faggotry

>>82994618
I thought it was a callback to the Chris pine cotton candy sketch t b h

>>82994601
>just became
jesus i didnt know /tv/ was full of senior citizens

>>82994659

The entire song is a diss. "Swish swish". Look it up.

It's shit really.

Time for the trump show

That was probably the worst "music" Ive ever heard

>>82994688
We got people who've seen movies from 2002 lmao

Why do I feel that kid is a female to male tranny. He's a fairy at the very least.

I used to think Russell Brand was a nimrod for dropping that hot piece of ass but I recently saw her on a talk show and I understood immediately. She's an infantile retarded woman.

Are you going to have live watch threads during Weekend Update's summer series? I always look forward to these SNL live watch threads since I don't have any friends in real life. I like hanging out with you anons for 90 minutes every other week. I get depressed during the summer and anxiously wait for the autumn. :(

>time for people complaining about people complaining about stump

>>82994697

Well, then I guess I like it now.

>>82994676
oooh yeaaa
>>82994697
could you just elaborate instead? thanks

>>82994669
i didn't get that one. they must know you're a huge faggot.

>>82994724
>time for people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about drumpf

We #Pizzagate now

pizzagate drop

>>82994732
No. I don't follow shitty pop diss tracks.

>Honey

that was a short lived character...

oh yea this weather girl
good new character

Ha, good song choice.

Aw man, such a shame Vanessa came up with a good character right before she left.

>>82994732
remember the very first line is like "a tiger doesnt need whispers from a sheep?"
some shit like that?

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>>82994772
>drumpf

>>82994842
Too bad you won't see her again

it's bobby's last episode so we have to have drunk uncle right?

>goddamn rain
accurate
all we're getting right now is rain

>>82994794
then how would you even know about this??
neither do i hence why im askin you
>>82994852
yea? go on

>>82993922
Scorpion king made $163 million against a $60 million budget....massive flop?

ITS OK TO ASSUALT MEN

One last Drunk Uncle...

DRUNK UNCLE

>>82994875
your wish is granted

>>82994875
Called it

I like Riblet more than Drunk Uncle.

aw, I was hoping for second-hand news

they stole this from attack of the show

Finally, a good character

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>drunkle
who else here drunk?
just crushed a bottle of red

>>82994870
>my gender can be very fluid

what did he mean by this?

>>82994880
>go on
like from the begining?
taylor had that song "we use to have mad love, now we got bad blood?" they used to be friends.
it took kperry like two years to respond

I wonder if Bobby is leaving, and this is the final appearance of drunk uncle.

>>82994947
GUY FIERI!

>>82994987
He is

FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DONSERVATIVES

Remember to buy a Nintendo Switch™!

>>82994987
wow we got a regular sherlock over here

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>>82994968
three and a half deep into a sixpack of this

>>82994987

Yes and yes.

>GHOSTBUSTERS SHOULD BE MEN

I'm gonna miss you, Drunk Uncle.

>>82994975
he means he is an insane person with a very short life expectancy

>>82994968
Drinking a bit but not much because I was drinking this afternoon watching Alien Covenant and have to go on the road tomorrow

>>82995008
this but unironically desu desu

Literally /tv/ the character

>>82994987
He's the lead in a fall CBS show. He's gone,

Rickrolled

You can tell the black guy felt incredibly nervous when he pulled out that gun even though it was fake.

>>82994984
oh
i had no idea
im a 27 yo man who doesnt listen to the radio
this is news to me and gossip is kind of interesting
>>82995013
looks good never heard of it though
>>82995030
road truuup
where you headed

Could've been better.

I'm gonna have fucking nightmares about that Katy Perry 'performance' tonight

When PREPUBESCENT children start showing up asexual in appearance, you know your country is fucked

Did you see the preview for that movie where those drunk whores kill the male stripper? Kate in that and she does a "funny" accent the whole time. Just like she did in Ghostbusters. Why can't she just act normal?

>>82995102
prepubescent children are by definition asexual

>baby driver
why would you rip off a hack?

who /fuckdrumpf/ here?

>>82995102
Shouldn't prepubescent children always show up as asexual??

>>82995135
I don't want to fuck him. I just want him impeached.

>>82995114
it's got one half of broad city, i'm sold

>>82995114
that thing with that T H I C C jewess from broadcity

would

>>82995128
Not to mention kids drive less now than ever

IT SHOULD BE IN ACADEMY FORMAT

>actual fart humor

What the fuck? This episode was actually funny.

How do Jewish farts smell like?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>82995221
copper

>the whole sketch is a fart joke
eh

The fuck was that noise?

>>82995221
it burns

I was expecting him to slap her for comedic shocking effect, but it's fart jokes

>>82995125
>>82995145

>you know your country is fucked

Thanks for the verification, faggots

>prepubescent children should be asexual
>prepubescent children don't have either male or female genitalia

>>82995207
yeah

also, I'd eat Vanessa's farts

>>82995221
Overcooked bagels

>>82995221
Money, if we're being honest

>>82995255
>prepubescent children should be asexual
>>prepubescent children don't have either male or female genitalia


Have you seen that webm of the 14 yo boy fucking his 6 yo sister that keeps popping up on /tv/?

Where are the new material???? Hope baywatch will be better that the today show!

>>82995259
back to /pol/ you go

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>fart jokes

Farts are the oldest joke in the book.

But damn if they don't still work.

Tim Meadows living that high post-SNL life

>>82995180
back off. she's my jewess

You guys ever fuck a girl doggy and she farting? whats up with that?

Good Tim meadows cameo right there

>Say single until age 34
>Election and you go on /pol/
>Recalculating
>Stay single until 54

>>82995344

He had that show on Fox, Son of Zorn.

Got canned, sadly.

>>82995352
dick's not big enough

You can only achieve love, hope and happiness if you give me all my shekels back

>>82995352
>implying anyone here has ever had sex

>mad scientists showing off inventions
we mst3k now

I want to vivisect Kyle Mooney

>>82995397
Damnit. I honestly thought that had potential. They needed to get more of Zorn's world in there and make more episodes where mundane Earth was the minority.

Oh shit its Sasheer

>>82995404
I KNEW SHE WAS LYING! THAT WHORE

Holy shit it's the cunnybot

Okay I actually laughed at the robot joke

Whoa, they went there.

>robochomo

KEKE

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>child molesting robot
wuuut

>this is bobby's last sketch

>>82995457
I want to disembowl via bifurcation Kyle Mooney

/ourguy/

>this guy gets it

Kyle mooney is an underappreciated genius of comedy

Child molesting robot sounds like a Louie CK sketch. Props to Rock for doing it.

>>82995540
shut the fuck up kyle

>child molesting robot
Guys, they're trying to normalize it

Mooney is money

>>82995298

Shut the fuck up, you idiot

If you didn't think the Katy Perry number was CREEPY AS FUCK ALL, you're hopefully calloused enough to not feel the flames when you're finally tossed in the broiling oven

>>82995311

Both /tv/ and /pol/ were a mistake

The crowd can't decide if they should laugh or not.

>the entire thing was a fucking ad

goddamn it. it was all a commercial

>>82995592
they were laughing pretty loudly.

I slightly doubt white castle would be cool with that

darkest sketch of the season?

Was that an actual product placement? 'cause I don't think it feels quite like the product placement sketches they've done this season

>>82995612
the louis ck ice cream pedophile was pretty dark

So White Castle paid to have their company jokingly referred to as fast food for child molesters?

>>82995548
>child molesting robot sounds like a Louie CK sketch
honestly what went through my mind

For real White Castle? Damn, Five Guys must have got them shook like a kooky crook if they would consent to a child molesting sketch.

is white castle a good place to pick up kids?

BAHAHAHA this is like one of those "we never got to air this sketch" sketches except they actually did it, the madmen

Oh, what the fuck is she doing now?

what the fuck?

BON APPETIT BEYBEY

WHITE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR

>>82995660
being a whore as usege

https://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/katy-perrys-bon-appetit-nod-occult-elite-rituals/

Katy Perry wants to replace Madonna..... never happen girl looks copy

bring back left shark!
and, hell, right shark can come along too, he isn't appreciated enough.

>feet
>BRAAP
Based Katy

Yay. More "music"
Whoever likes this trash needs a hoof to the mouth

Child Molesting then white women being ritually eaten by blacks, fuck this actual bullshit

migos confirmed fire

What episode of BLACKED is this?

Is the song about spirit cooking?

reminder, traps are gay

even taylor swift would be an improvement over this crap

>>82995744

Whoa now, lets not say things we can't take back.

RAPPER NIGGER BREAKDOWN

I have no words to describe this

Why do the three guys at the front of the table look like they are from a Kendrick Lamar video

>>82995728
so reverse traps are reverse gay?

CUZ MY SEX JUNK

>auto tune

What a talented "singer"

>>82995691
I think Katy knows that she is synonymous for fun pop so she can't go pure artist while she's still sexy and young.

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>>82995744

>even the most popular pop star in the entire world would be better than this

Katy perry reggaeton gal

Did Katy and Miley switch bodies?

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

>>82995752
At least Tay Tay hasn't lost her mind

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>>82995677

>>82995756
Blacked, the song

WTF I LOVE SLAVERY NOW?

I have to wrong generation this shit sorry, I just miss music and normal garden variety jokes. SNL is becoming decadent. Those lyrics were pornographic.

>>82995805

Crazy people can still be entertaining.

Swift is just a bitch who can't sing. Holy shit I hate her so much.

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>>82995805
>At least Tay Tay hasn't lost her mind

she just has the autism

>>82995789
popularity ≠ quality
just look at stump

Who /CarmichaelShow/ here???

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wew

>>82995832
GO TO BED GRAMPS

>>82995767
why do you say that?

>>82995858
I've only watched the Donald Trump episode

>>82995847
you say that like it's a bad thing

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>>82995852

>I HATE POPULAR THINGS: The Post

swift is perfect
swift is a true writer

GET OVER IT

>>82995916

People realized she's a bitch, and now she got a boob job in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

The sooner she's reduced to playing county fairs and guest shots in Lifetime movies, the better.

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>>82995916
damn rite

pornstar sketch when

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>>82995916
>swift is a true writer

is the rock gay? you never see him w/ women or caught in any drama with a woman

I'm kinda disgusted by this episode

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>>82995949
>People realized she's a bitch, and now she got a boob job in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

>what is bra magic

if you can't see nipples it's a fucking bra

I like The Rock but he has worse comedic timing than Debbie Reynolds

Was that the last sketch? Pretty not weird for a 10-to-1

>>82996005
he's had a girl for the past decade

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>>82995999

you jelly?

>inb4 the top awards dont matter!
>only my shit personal taste!!!
>I love dadrock!!

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>>82996034
Tfw when no wingman to set up a threesome with qt3.14

>>82996005
He's Mormon and saving himself for a nice girl.

>>82996016
>it's a fucking bra
under her bathing suit?
i dont have the picture cause i dont fucking care like that, but youre in denial