Fargo

>>82887690

Furries are behind it all.

>>82887690
It means there's a spooky werewolf on the loose.

>>82887695
That would be a nice twist

shits spooky man

Is that what MEW really sounds like when she fucks?

>>82887690
Lorne Malvo?is dead?IRS agent looks a lot like brother of his.
Just putting it out there.

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>>82888177
it's based Hamish Linklater

I love that Hawley keeps reusing actors

why did the chinese and russian guys do such a half ass job killing mew? They should have just shot her

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>>82888312
just wanted to mention him too

where were these pretty talented and charismatic actors before their ~40s ?

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>>82889207

>>82889423
nevertheless, the point still stands

>>82889207
They weren't setting out to kill her, they wanted to send a message

>>82889498
they threw that lawyer off a building and killed him for doing less

>>82888312
If I was in charge of that sort of thing I would too. Better to work with someone you can trust.

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>>82889547
Yeah it's a good practice, definitely.

Pic related, Hamish's husbando in Legion

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also funny how after a spare Matt Demon we got a spare Ben Affleck ... a Slavffleck

>>82888173

The sextape? Probably not. The sounds she made when she was getting beat? More likely.

I got a massive boner and that dude starting beating up mew.

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Meemo is cute.

Meemo has great taste in clothing.

Meemo can understand Russian.

Meemo has great taste in music.

Meemo is my boyfriend!

>>82890042
NNNHHHHHRGHHHHH

>>82890042
>wearing heels and barely has an ass
and she's practically flat chested. what the fuck do people see in her?

>>82890156
>barely has an ass

wew lad

>>82890192
>barely has a standard

>>82890156
shes cute

What kind of music does the chink listens to all the time and which anime is his favorite?

>>82889945
>>82889970
>>82889996
She wears a bra to hold her small tits from flopping around, I guess

>>82889538
If they were trying to kill her they wouldn't have just beaten her in the ribs with a blackjack

>>82890816
I know, but why not just kill her especially if they had already done that to others?

>>82890867
To show Sy what they would do to him next.

>>82890867
They think mew and ray will just fuck off and stop causing problems. Killing her just adds more risk of getting caught, plus it might make ray even more reckless and unpredictable since he's so obsessed with her. I'm just spitballing here

>>82890721
K-Pop and Fist of the north star

has there been any connection to the other seasons of Fargo yet? I have seen none

>>82890156
I will fucking destroy you, you piece of shit

>>82891235
isn't the office shot out by the S1 bad guy the one's from the S2 mafia guys?

>>82888312
This guy was a standout in Legion amongst many standouts

loved the episode that started from his perspective

>>82891720
I mean theres been nothing in season 3 connected to 2 or 1

>>82891235
No, just to the movie

>>82889884
you need to go back to /r/asianmasculinity

>>82891872
Sorry, I misread the post

>announces divorce
>next episode opens with her fucking Ewan and getting engaged

top keg

>>82889207
They weren't trying to kill her.

Also cats have 9 lives.

>>82892060
cute call, anon

>>82889538
He wasn't a extortionist prostitute

He could have gone to the cops

>>>/wsg/1693508

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>>82889631
Well done

>>82892060
>cats have 9 lives
deepest lore

>>82890867
because mew has top billing

>thought MEW got Lucille'd
>lol no she just got a few bruises

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>>82892865
>Lucille

>>82892107
>fucking o REC in the corner

how to spot that the director thinks the audience is stupid.webm

>>82888173
Ask Ewan or Riley on Twitter.

>>82889884
>Meemo can understand Russian

He wasn't actually translating, the cossack uttered just one word.

>>82889884
whats the point of this faggot?

>That dick in the mug moment

This season is the funniest of the three

>>82894551
her ass was so disappointing outside of clothes

Fargo
>Vargo talk about not trusting the jew & Sly being a cuckold

Izombie
>Literally white Liv now having a black love interest
>Major okaying the relationship, even wanting them to hook up.

Why did I notice all these things now?

>>82895161
take le redpill XD

Nikki was going to take the money and run, right? She had no intention of returning to Ray?

>>82893009
>he doesn't watch the walking meme

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So they're purposely trying to stir up more shit between the Stussy bros, right?

>>82890156
>he still thinks heels magically create an ass
wew lad, stick to your online porno

>>82894811
I disagree

>>82895719
I'd like to believe she wasn't

>>82895988
Why would he?
He doesn't want to attract any attention.

>>82895988
they don't need to. If anything they want it to stop.

>>82894011
Actually he was translating but paraphrasing. It was artistic/literary translation.

Don't you speak Russian, бpaтишкa?

>>82895719

Absolutely.

>>82889207
murder could lead the police on, whooping her won't

>>82895988
I don't think they are doing it purposefully, but don't mind a showing of force when they feel it necessary.
Varga has likely run into plenty insider issues between those involved during one of their take overs, as would be natural. As ruthless as they are, I think he'd be happier if everyone understood their place and let them get on with business.

>>82895988
Why is Varga puking out food in the earlier scenes?
Is he bulimic?

>>82896365

Yes. What other possible explanation could there be?

>>82896248
Can you tell us what he said?

Was it just simply "suck my dick"?

I'd like to add Meemo is a poet if that's the case.

>>82891235
the WULF

>>82889996
>swn say this to you

why live

>>82896405
I've deleted the episode already.
If I'm not mistaken it was "Зaткниcь, шлюхa."
Wich is "Shut up, whore."
So it was a translation of sorts.

>>82896391
I don't know. It's fargo. Maybe he's an alien or something stupid like that.
An alien that can't stand human food.

>>82896365
that would explain the fucked up teeth eroded by his gatric acide.

>>82896365
to show how he makes everything disgusting

>>82896495
Noice, thanks.

Definitely like his take on it

>>82896177
Might be a ploy to tear apart the company using the conflict that's already going on, giving him more power now that he's a partner. Same reason he's trying to put a wedge between Emmit and Sy. I think he'd sooner get rid of Ray if he wanted the problem to go away.

How will be the survivor(s) in the end?

>>82896600
He really has a disgusting and filthy aura about him.
I imagine him having a really bad breath. The kind of breath that smells like someone pooped in his mouth.

>>82896692
well just look at his teeth. doesn't help that he's constantly vomiting stomach acid that's eroding them even further.

>>82890156
KYS my man. She's a legit 10 for her age.

http://www.vmvarga.com

>>82896784
NICE TRY, DICK

>>82896637
He wasn't trying to put a wedge between them, just had concerns.

>>82896784
wtf this downloaded something to my computer

>>82896827
Seemed like he was trying to make Emmit paranoid by putting the thought into his head that Sy and Ray were working together to fuck him over.

>>82896861
I'll get that I.T. kid to come have a look at it.

I CAN HELP :3

>>82896692
vargas looks like the personification of a cigarette

>>82890156
I didn't really care for her in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, but her hair in Fargo takes her from a subjective 7/10 to an 11/10. I'm obsessed.

>>82896879
i was just shocked that it could even work, he knows how Sy feels about Ray, especially all these years of them three knowing each other.

>>82896879
He has his men follow Sy and they seen where he went. It'd be a lot better for Emmit to convince Sy that they should just play ball than for Varga to force Sy into it through force. That's why they didn't hurt him when they caught him again. Just sent the message that he'd better get in line.

Was I the only one who thought they raped her at first?, I expected them to kill her rather than just give her a good beating.

>>82897007
Also, I think him mentioning that Sy might be coning him is just a possibility in his mind. It's the kind of thing he has probably seen happen before, being a criminal and all.

>MEW ryona
I regret the fact that I masturbated before finishing this episode
What lovely grunts she has

>>82891235
Widow has criminal connections, probably mr. Wrench himself in her pocket.

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>>82897015
I didn't think rape but I definitely felt that they busted her up so bad that she ended up looking like arya from GoT. The jew's reaction and the sounds she was making or not making didn't really match up with her condition.

>>82897630
Was wondering about this as well, Ruby has a lot of potential and she's definitely not coming off as a pushover.

And Hawley promised at least one familiar face from seasons past

It felt so uncomfortable when they started beating her up.

>>82897742
your penis? I know, I was wearing tight pants too.

Fuck I felt frustrated when it turned out she was alive. Saw the promo too.

She literally got the air beaten out of her.

>>82897742
They didn't show anything, and she somehow survived without bruises.

This show is for babies.

>>82898063
Did you just turn the episode off before the scene of her in the bath tub?

>>82898063
>and she somehow survived without bruises

They purposedly didnt' hit her on the face, she had bruises on the bathtub.

>>82898063
>without bruises.
Get your eyes checked, Magoo.

This season is so fuckin shit I wonder how the writing got so bad

>>82898572
Зaткниcь, шлюхa.

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>>82898751
>Russians are so cool and menacing wow

What is with this Chief character? He literally only shows up to tell people they can't solve crimes. He has had no other scenes. "Let him go, we have real work to do." LIKE FUCKING WHAT? There have been no other crimes committed. He only exists to drag out the plot.

Varga is so much fucking better than le edgy super assassin murderers from the previous seasons

K I N O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycQvFp_NfJo

>>82899001
in what way exactly ?
Lorne and the indian guy had more complexity than the creepy kgb russian dude protected from the NSA/FBI by plot armor

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really made me lose my confidence

>>82887690
What do you mean by this?

THEY KILLED HER

>>82899130
>plot armour

I'm not going to argue about Hanzee because he was the shit but Malvo literally just disappears when he's in trouble.

With what did they hit her?

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*pisses in your coffee cup*

what do you do /tv/?

>>82899280
I think he overdid it. If I was Sy, I would take a gun and try to kill them all.

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>>82899258
Whatever that is.

>>82899196
oh nvm

>>82899344
See how that works out for you bud

>>82899258
>>82899359
a blackjack
basically a leather club

>>82899408
People became school shooters for less.

>>82899408
literally just get a gun wait for them to get into one space and ambush them, they aren't super human.

>>82896365
he is not human

>>82899512

Didn't you watch the latest episode? Vargas is literally a werewolf. Where is Sy supposed to get silver bullets on such short notice?

Why didn't they smash MEW's face up? Is it because they'd lose half of the male viewership, or because they want it to look like domestic abuse on the part of Ray?

>>82896365
As a werewolf, cooked food disgusts him. But in order to keep up appearances, he eats it.

the police investigation is pretty boring

>>82896506
Eating makes you fat. Being fat makes you look rich. Looking rich will get you killed when the inevitable revolution comes. That's his thinking. But he fucking loves food so he's gotta puke it up.

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This debate is absurd, Sy doesn't want any attention dragged into his business, firing gunshots in the company would litteraly ruin his operation.
Menacing stachio with a gun is really dumb

>>82899729
and you thought he'd really shoot him?
lmao

okay then

>>82899729
hello earth to anon we were speaking hypothetical

>>82899413
PRaaaapp

>>82899714
I agree. There's just so much more going on with the others. I'm sure the next episodes will have them meet with Ennis which should make things better.

>>82898035
While MEW gives me a hardon I kind of agree, I can get that she might have survived but it would have really left a serious sting to have her killed off in such an anti-climatic way.

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She's a big girl

>>82896951
accurate

>>82898972
>chief in some ass backwards hole where literally nothing ever happens
>a mother fucking cruel murder occured with weird circumstances
>''yo, let it go.''

yeah, fuck him

>>82887690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwL5Q02uwDE

I totally called it
>muh wolf/predator symbolism

>>82900348
you have the prototypical cuck voice

first i thought , when the noises silenced, that she's dead. But then she's appeared and looked like she got her legs broken... but then she somehow managed to drive the car home.

so .. is her leg broken?

>>82900453

Guess she passed out from getting her ass whooped. I'm guessing they worked the torso a bit. From the Jews face I thought they killed her as well, but then they showed her face unscathed.

>>82899359
At first I thought it was a lead pipe or something and they were bashing her head in and the camera was gonna cut to her with her brains all over the place oberyn Martell style. The sound effects were way too wet and sloppy

>>82900453
She got the fuck beaten out of her mid section, it'd be tough to get up with broken or fractured ribs.

they beat her to shit

what left me wondering was if they didn't make mush out of her internal organs, but if they did, she probably wouldn't have been able to make the drive back home alive?

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>>82899927
Why does yours look like it has some disgusting piss filter? Pic related is mine

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>>82900614
You downloaded the YIFY rip apparently

>>82900644
You know it baby. Channel 4 continue to cuck me not airing it in the uk

Took a peek at the rest of the episode descriptions for the season

And there is no longer any mention of Ray, only Nikki, Gloria, Sy, Varga, and Emmit

>>82900683
Ray is going to die, we know this from the fairy tale story they used in the intro that one episode. In the original story the character they assigned to Ray is eaten by the wolf, Varga. Emmit and Police lady will catch the wolf in the end.

Bold prediction, all of the despicable people kill each other in the climax, final shot is mrs. police woman making a :/ face.

>>82900790
ah shit that's true

Based serbians only beating MEWs body to keep her face pretty

>>82901011
Wass thinking the same thing. Dodged a bullet there

Hope if Mr Wrench comes back it's for more than just a cameo

He should do some damage to Vargas setup

>>82901316
I like what one poster said above and that maybe he;ll be brought in by Ruby Goldfarb. She just comes off as someone who has local ties to the criminal underworld of that region

I thought Jim gaffigan was supposed to be in this season?

>>82896094
shut up virgin

>>82900790
Um Peter and the wolf is an educational orchestration, not a fairy tale. Check your facts

>>82896365
Decadence. He eat huge meals because he can, not because of any nutritional value.

>>82896365
He makes the association between being fat and being rich.

He states he likes to keep a low profile by ex. wearing cheap suits.

In the last episode, he even calls Sye's wife fat.

tl;dr yes he's bulimic

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>>82889945
>>82889970
>>82889996
>>82890020
>>82890042

>>82901316

>Mr. Wrench drives
>Que

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icOD6Lm08lg

>Yuri & Meemo have Sy on the ground
>Mr. Wrench steps out
>Grabs Yuri, and belts him with his strap, Yuri runs off
>Takes Meemo and drops him in the frozen lake
>EVERYONE'S LIKE OMG BEST SEASON EVER

>>82900790

I think he will go next episode. :( You see Emmit crying and then there's no mention of him anymore.

>>82887690
That is Varga's true form
he is not human

>>82903283
yeah here is the synopsis

Gloria and Winnie get closer to the truth; Emmit tries to make things right; Nikki and Ray prepare for payback; Varga cleans up a mess.

He's not gonna make it past this episode.

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>>82887690
Harry Potter reference.

>>82899359
It is a Pizzle Whip.

it made out of a dick

>>82887690
So episode 4 and 5 make up for the shitshow that episode 3 was?

>>82887690
Is it just me or does the police investigation parts seem to be the least interesting parts of every season?

be careful of the female jew

>>82904590
It's not you. Emmit is a more interesting protagonist perspective because his situation feels more harrowing than what the other protagonists have been up against. Officer Coon feels like a combination of both the Solversons, but is more derivative of them than Molly is of Marge.

I just can't buy this all-seing, larger-than-life criminal mastermind bullshit.

Why would a guy like Varga feel the need to coerce these two losers to take over their business when he might as well run his own shit with all that power and money he has.

Malvo and Milligan were more believable criminals.

Vote fargo

>>82904316
>>82904316
>>82904316
>>82904316

>>82899413
>ohh everything hurts i've just been beaten up badly
>finally made it home i can barely move
>where do i lay down to rest
>comfy bed?
>naaaa
>hard uncomfortable bathtub
>just what i need right now
What is her problem?

What a shitshow this season is, uninteresting characters and an even more uninteresting plot, season one and two are unmeasurably better than this dung, and that despite this season giving us a closeup of MEW's tight ass.

>>82899280
Did he really piss in it? I thought he only rubbed his penis on the sides.

>>82905257
I don't think there's been any black people so far, which is pretty great as far as I'm concerned. Just a scheming Jew that goes full cuck.

>>82905257
So far, we've only seen one nigger with a speaking line.

>>82895719
I think she done it because Ray is a little bit cowardly at times and second guesses himself and might have fucked up the transaction. I think she thought she'd handle it better alone. I have no doubt she loves him back and wouldn't do that

>>82896335
Does anybody else think the entire Varga mob is him and those two guys?

>>82896784
w-what happens if i download?

>>82899692
wut

>>82903363
I've been saying this since day 1. Nigga's literally Satan.

>>82900149
he isn't from there

he is a smug veteran meathead with a black and white view of reality

seems like he took the job because he wanted to relax

>>82905640
I thought that was Malvo, or is Varga just his new incarnation?

>>82905472
Yeah, it actually looks like it. Varga done all phone tapping himself. He looks like he's constantly tired. Some anon suggested that all his manipulations are just sort of Nigerian prince fraud, which seems like interesting idea to me.

>>82904979
All you know about Varga is what he told Emmit

You guys are too impatient

I watch the shows gooder than you

that whole piss cup ruined my immersion

you didn't hear any noise while varga was pissing
he was holding it at an angle so he would have spilled a shitton on his pants
later when yuri brings it to sy's mouth the cup is almost filled to the brim with what is clearly just water (not even a hint of yellow)
when they make sy drink it it's also clearly water
sy didn't even comment on the warmth of the liquid, which fresh piss like that would certainly be
they didn't show him change clothes despite the piss being spilled all over him (he'd smell like piss but was walking around with dry piss the entire day apparently)

how hard is it to put apple juice in the cup and throw that over that smug kike midget's mustache?

inb4 bulimic kidneys produce crystal clear tapwater piss

>>82905741
Malvo is a demon
Varga is the devil

>>82905918
Malvo is more the devil than Varga
Malvo tried to fuck the life of everyone he knew

>>82905889
he wasn't pissing or cumming in the cup you moron, he just rubbed his dick and balls all over it

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>>82889423
Just finished the episode..guys, what is she ? My penis REALLY wants to know. Also - anyone else actually felt terrible when she got beat ? I genuinely got attached to her thanks to tv

Unchained sy will become a psychopath and kill one of Vargas men

>>82899001
Varga is not the equivalent to Malvo or Hanzee, he would be the equivalent to Milligan and no equivalent in S1.

test

>>82906021

Malvo is a demon. Demons do all the dirty work.
Varga is the devil because he doesn't lift a finger, he just lies and manipulates.

Varga is greater than Malvo in wealth, power too (greasing palms in the brutal nations)

I really do hope Nikki comes out on top, I think Gloria will catch Varga but a nice twist would be if Mr. Wrench killed Yuri & Meemo and Varga vanishes.

this episode didn't have enough Gloria. And the new chief needs to STOP BULLYING HER

I'm so fucking bored of the plotline "inept boss stops the smart cop from investigating"
Why do they feel the need to shoehorn it in again? It's not like it was an aspect of the original movie, that was just about nice decent cops doing a good job.

>>82901529
someone answer this

>>82905889
you fucking retard

>>82898171
did she died?

>>82906779
He is going to be in this season, it's only half over calm your tits

>>82906658
agreed, really not sure why theyre doing it again this season when they already did it in season 1 much better. Odenkirk and his ineptness being due to stupidity and cowardice was much better than this guy being stupid just because he's effectively lazy. You have to wonder why they're including it at all since it doesn't serve any purpose plotwise (gloria is going to eventually figure shit out) or thematically (scenes dont really matter at all)

pretty confusing

>>82905889
He didn't piss in the cup you idiot even Sy pointed out all he did was stick his dick into it

>>82904979
Maybe he's getting kicks from taking over and invading their lives?

>>82906031
>>82907020
okay in that case i am retarded but why did he have such an extreme reaction to the liquid inside the cup like he couldn't drink it? (as if it were urine)

>>82907181
you are retarded again

>>82900348
embarrassing

>>82889210
In Naked (most important Thewliskino), Harry Potter, and that one holocaust movie, the Boy in Stripped Pajamas.

>>82907181
The nigga stuck his dirty British dick in his favorite cup that his family gave him
You would have a problem with it too

>>82901011
I thought he was Bosnian

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>>82900348
why would you record your voice for the public when you sound like that?

>>82907448
remember waifumolester?

why would you post so many (half)naked pics of yourself if you look like that

tripfags and namefags do it for the attention

>>82904979
>I just can't buy this all-seing, larger-than-life criminal mastermind bullshit.

I think you just bought into his act. You see scenes where he himself is using surveillance equipment. Why would a top dog criminal mastermind do that sort of gruntwork themselves?

It looks to me like Varga, Yuri are running a smaller operation than it looks.

On a different note, I'm not really appreciating Yuri. "Mysterious, wise violent Slav" cliche is so fucking tiring.

>>82907443
I mean, he's supposed to be ukranian in the show, but here we are.

>>82907616
I mean, I thought the actor was Bosnian.

>>82887700
>character is a wolf
>character is called Varga, Varg is wolf
>he's played by the same guy who played Remus Lupin, the werewolf from Harry Potter
>Lupin comes from Lupo, wolf

>character is a cat
>played by MEW

BRAVO HAWLEY

>>82900348
stop

>>82890206
actually our standards are that fat asses are for niggers

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>>82892034
>play yourself your whole career
>finish filming a episode with a challenging character for the first time
>emulate attributes/mannerisms of the character you play, turning it into playing yourself again

>>82907876
>our standards are that

speak for yourself pedo, the only reason she looks like she has an ass is because of those huge heels and even then it's mostly lightning.

Should have just cut out Carrie Coon's plotline and character altogether. She's boring, basically just Frances McDormand-lite, and takes time away from the actual fun characters.

>>82896951
kek, underrated post

>>82896784
kek, they got me good
made me feel as naive as the the lawyer

>>82897669
internal bleeding and wounds on places covered by clothing to avoid police attention

>>82898063
Not only she had bruises, she had open wounds

>>82898751
kek

>>82908113

A brown detected

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>>82899148
>that Putin expression in his face

>>82908352
pussy and asshole aren't wounds anon

>>82900682
It's not on Netflix in the UK?
I get a new episode weekly.

>>82899258
Leather wrapped dildo

>>82908487
>axe wound
I bet to differ

I like MEW as much as the next guy but she's not a good actress.

>Siberia is cold
>A lot of Russians died in WWII
Where do I sign up to be a television writer? I think I can do at least as good a job as this.

>>82899148
it's hard to watch this ugly fuck, but he is damn good at playing that character

Woah how the fuck did I forget about this show

Oh shit I only saw season 1

>YAAAAAASSSSSS
>BEST FEELING

I don't know if it's the novelty but I like Varga more than Malvo so far

>>82906989
I can only hope he's going to serve some kind of purpose, it'd be a shame if he only served to sabotage Gloria's investigation.

>>82908662
Varga suffers from being in a noticeably inferior season and an unusually weak performance(s) from Ewan McGregor

>>82908740

They guy isn't even intimidating

>>82906989
It's the theme of "you're harassing a citizen based on conjecture and we can't have him sue our asses"

>>82908113
>pedo
>implying ass grows with sexual hormones
kys

>>82908487
>he didn't watch the bathtub part
did you download a truncated rip?

>>82909034
Ray lifted up her shirt and revealed bruises on her midsection. Then the scene faded to a weird shot of a wolf head with the credits playing. No wounds. Lay off the drugs, buddy.

Here a question
I thought episode one was 7/10
Episode 2 was 7.5/10
episode 3 was 3/10

(And Season 1 was a 10/10 and season two was a 10/10)

Did the show turn itself around or is it still shit?

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>>82909108
>bruises
there's an open wound right there

>>82889631
>No Adidas track suit

Why was Sy reacting as if MEW was getting her brains bashed out and Sergei was having sex with the mush? All he did was thump on her midsection with a dildo

>>82909254
Because he was secretly jealous of how MEW was getting manhandled by the angry Slav.
It was always his dream as a Jew to get beaten up by the superior races and watch in agony as they followed up by ravaging his wife.

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>>82908496

>>82909254
They dragged her around to the other end of her vehicle where Sy couldn't see and beat the shit out of her. All Sy saw was them probably wailing on her, her screaming and then going silent. So like the audience, he thought he just witnessed a woman being brutally beaten to death.

Varga is the personification of the "dark side of the internet", right?

A lot of his quotes, I wouldn't be surprised if they were directly lifted off of 4chan

>>82896784
well played gg

>>82909734
>my edgy website fag

>>82896784
Best thing to come out of Season 3

>>82905693
he is just mid western John Rawls/Jay Landsman

>>82900348
kill yourself

>>82909823
>Calling Sy a cuck and a jew
>Shit like >>82889210
>Seemingly able to find any and all information on someone and using it against them

Either way, to outsiders; 4chan does have the "le edgy super secret website" reputation, no matter how inaccurate it may be.

>Varga seems like the coolest character, pukes every time he eats and doesn't afraid of anyone
>suddenly he starts calling Sy 'the Jew' and tells Emmit he shouldn't trust him

i wish he would cool it with those antisemitic remarks

>>82910340
Did you miss when he was talking the West being invaded by third world garbage? He had these kind of views fairly early on in the show.

>>82887690
Varga is a werewolf, he's going to eat Sy's fat wife. That's why he keeps throwing up his food, he only likes human meat/raw meat.

>>82910531
>On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

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>YOU HAVE A FAT WIFE.

>>82910633

I can't deny it, I have a cannibal/werewolf fetish. But it would be too far-fetched even for Fargo.

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>>82910820

>>82896094
They literally do. Girls stand on their toes whenever they want to make their asses look bigger. Makes their butt look plump.

I've dated enough girls, hung around enough and stared at enough for years man. You're wrong. Heels are a lie.

>>82909008
It grows with weight and age, hormones help determine the placement of body fat, you're retarded so you should leave

>>82910951
Yeah no thanks, I hated that series. Can't stand Will or what's his name, actor looks like a fucking junkie with a meth mouth.

>>82907443
oh boy here we go

>>82899590
underrated post.

>>82911032
>body fat
>he unironically likes fat asses
reconsider your life
good asses are tight and athletic, even a bit stiff

>>82910340
>>82910438
It's an act, trying to provoke some WASPy outrage in Emmit.

>>82911195
yeah I like when a girl jumps on my lap and I feel nothing but her sitbones

>>82910340
fuck off Bateman

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>>82911284
fit≠skelly

>>82911931
fucking disgusting.
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/v/

>>82912285
>projecting this hard
Zöe is the stuff dreams are made of. Just look at those perfect armpits.

>>82906779
didn't his wife get cancer or something so he dropped out?

>>82910969
Wow guys, this board just got visited by mister casanova himself! Wow! Tell us, what does a vagina look like???

>>82912551
kys
literally worse than footfags

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>>82913087
calm down virgin
you'll get your dick wet someday

>>82905162
I thought he was jacking off

>>82908662

Varga's more grounded, he's interested in making money and does so by intimidation. Malvo seemingly just works as a hitman for fun and doesn't care about cashing in a contract or not which is silly no matter how cool the actor makes it seem.

>>82913922
how is it silly? it's completely in line with his character

he plays by his own rules so he doesnt really need money for anything, and if he does he can just take it. for him it's all about the thrill of being a predator, and being a hitman is the best way he can do that in the 21st century. but it's still just a means to his ends

>muh russia
>we jews sure are persecuted, goy

this flick is NOT americana

>Varga says fat women are untrustworthy because they are sensualists
>Varga gorges himself on carbs and sugar before throwing it all up

What did HE mean by THIS?

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>that scene where varga got in the car with emmit

i could only imagine how fucking terrible varga's breath is

>>82914184
A sensualist overindulges, tasting the food is only part of it, it's the full feeling you have after you've consumed it. It's kinda like having sex to cum. Varga's all about the sex, the cumming part is not a part of the equation for him. So he's not really a sensualist.

>>82914383
Wrong. A sensualist is about the pleasure.

>>82900614

Maybe your TV is attemping to correct the colour. Apparently they've removed a lot of blue tones from the picture in this season.

>Malvo asking the jew if he had a jewbus in season 1
>Fat jew producer conning Thaddeus Mobley in S3 flashbacks
>Varga giving redpilled speeches on immigrants and jews
What did Hawley mean by this?

>>82889996
With a blonde wig she could pass for Hillary Duff's sister.

>hardened Soviet thug
>can't even beat a girl to death right

>>82914383
>it's the full feeling you have after you've consumed it

something you made up to fit your wrong argument

>>82915903
Hawley's Jewish you dumb goy

>>82916457
So is Yoav Shamir

>>82916422
>he thinks slav and chink intended to kill mew

how can people this stupid watch this show? dont you get bored?

>>82916949
Because there's enough action to keep them entertained. But make no mistake, the morons who misinterpret Fargo are the same people saying nothing happens in BCS and cheering whenever Mike or Gus show up with their filler subplots.

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The face chink makes when Sy is drinking the ballwater is 10/10

>>82890816
>>82890816
>>82890867
After all the noise they were making, and how she stopped making noise, I thought the camera was going to pan down to a pool of blood or a caved in skull or something.

Does anyone have any theories as to wtf the connection between the show and the intro to Ep1 with the east german guy getting interrogated by the stasi is?

>>82917631
They were looking for Yuri, picked up that guy at his last known location. Since the state "doesn't make mistakes" he takes the blame and they can close the file.