WTF I hate MEW now

Shes back on the market boys!

>JUST

fuck MEWS shit up desu

she made all the $$$ and in the divorce he's going to get PAID

>>82750381
All the money in the world isn't worth losing MEW. They also probably had a prenup.

>>82750108
>that jpg
Anyone else want to get in his shitbox?

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https://youtu.be/oKnsY8u1QhU

Ah, he got to fuck her. Sometimes.

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>>82750108
don't leave your broad around this dude
ask John K

>>82750108
is this just a meme or is there actually any truth to this and if so is there any evidence

>>82750396
That means I have a change

>>82750650
>i literally cannot into google

>>82750381
He's so beta he doesn't want her money lmao

>>82750108
Did anyone shoop him with Brendan hair already?

>>82750464
Stop trying to force this.

>>82750700
She wants a REAL black man, not some neet /tv/ poster

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

TO SEE IF I STILL MEW

>implying this nu male 3rd wave feminist beta cuck will even ask her for money

dat delusion

All Rileyfags should be rounded up and humiliated in the main town square btw

KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

still waiting for that JUST shoop

>>82750108
>now

you're kinda late. I hated her the moment I saw her shitty 'nudes'

>>82750108
i mean he did spend 1.5 decades nutting into mews pussy I think hes doing alright

WHY HAVE I BEEN KEKED
MY GREATEST FRIEND

>>82751458
>Winstead has been married since 2010 to Riley Stearns, a film director and television writer from Austin, Texas, whom she met at age 18 on an ocean cruise.
FUCK

should've dropped his goo while he had the chance

>getting married after the 2000s

j u s t c u c k m y s h i t u p p h a m

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>>82751458
>>82751524
>"""fucking for years"""
>no kids

>>82751732
b-but i want sex and cuddles and cummy on tummy every day

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>>82751017
>>82751060

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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>>82751156

>>82751808
BARREN?

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>>82751808
I think MEW has a Peggy type problem

He will never be able to love again. You don't give a shit though do you mew

>>82752470
no

>>82750108
Is real life foreshadowing on what will happen to Ray? REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NIKKI SWANGO

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STAY IN CHARACTER MEW

>>82750451
She's overrated as hell. Money is infinitely better.

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>>82753196
I hope that helps you sleep at night Riley

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Someone should make a gif similar to this one where "Mary Elizabeth" changes to "Mary Magdalene"

>>82753280
Mammario and Eva Green are the only girls I'd kms for.

MEW is literally average cute girl. I have one of those.

poor riley :[

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>>82753371
>Mammario
looks like a fucking succubus
>Eva Green
Are you kidding me? That fucking forehead. And she's a jewess on top of that.

>>82750381

He turned down alimony I read in last thread. Moron.

>>82751458

> 15 years
> Never got pregnant

Yeah, there was nutt-ing in her vagina alright!

>>82753480
Spotted the faggot

>>82750451
Even if they had a prenup, it wouldn't have done her any good because they met when they were 18 and she got her money after that. A prenup only protects property you had before the marriage, not property you acquired after you got married.

t. went to law school

>>82753480
all the best women are jewesses you faggot

>>82750108
>tfw you got friendzoned by your hot wife

>>82753591
They married in 2010, even if they were together since she was 18

>>82750108

>numale beta cuq named riley

What did she ever see in him? Is she a succubus?

>>82753595
(((You)))
Show me one jewess that's better looking than MEW, MLP, NK or CH
>>82753576
>projecting

>>82753630
Even so, most of her big roles were 2010 or later, like Scott Pilgrim. I doubt she has all that much money though. Probably ~$10M or less.

>>82753686
>deflecting

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>>82753845
How is that deflecting? Show me one jewess better looking than those women. Protip: you can't

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>>82754479
Eva Green is literally the most attractive woman on the planet.

Your taste is objectively shit.

>>82754524
>Your taste is objectively shit.
>projecting
Hell, she isn't even good for a kikess. I'll take Winona Ryder or Jennifer Connelly before I even look at Eva Green.

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"Hello? Yes, this is JUST Clinic, how may I help you?"
"Ahaa...yes I can appoint a meeting next Monday Mr....?
"Riley, okay see you then."

So what should i do now to get her fall for me?

>>82750108
There's a little Riley in all of us

>>82755315
What is it with americans and their obsession with black people? Some sort of stockholm syndrome?

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>Riley...Riley...baby. Calm down baby. There. Now you know things weren't as peachy keen as we imagined they would be. I do appreciate you staying up at night doing push up after push up and all those kung - okay Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes, you weren't as soft to touch as before, my rock hard teddy bear. But I do think it's for the best that we part ways. I cannot bear to see you in this state, please baby and we both do need some time to heal. I have matured so much over past year and I have a temple of femininity to build, for that endeavor one pillar is just not adequate. I will always cherish what we had - what we have, and I will forever smooch you on the cheek in your time of need. Can you take that iPhone 7S off the table and take a snap to commemorate this milestone? There's my good boy.

>>82755650
I can't believe she put the whole thing up on twitter, it's like she's advertising she's available

>>82755247
Just b urself

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>>82753686
You forgot one aryan goddess, Emma Stone

>>82755883
herpes

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>>82755650

>>82753480
shes got a perfect cromagnid straight forehead fuck off

why is /tv so occupied with this particular break up, could it be because you identify with Riley ?

>>82754952
both are ugly kys

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He'll be fine

>>82755922
Oral herpes. Who doesn't have it? It's very common.

Imagine being married for 15 years and then separating and seeing them with other people.

Bet it's god awful.

>>82755450
you assume im all white im mulatto and i know what mew really wants.

>>82753686
who is nk?

>>82756011
because mewfags are redditors

invade this board

>>82756011
I only identify with Riley in what I thought was impeccable taste. MEW seemed to be a good girl 10/10. Now she comes out with this bullshit and it really breaks my heart.

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>>82753686
>Goyim
>Ever competing

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>>82756068
>me without mew

>>82756094
Best Korea

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>>82756185
>falling for jewish tricks

>>82756094
Nicole Kidman. Don't let the name fool you, it's not Jewish.
BTW the only time I felt almost as crushed for a bro in the entertainment industry as right now was while watching Nicole in Jimmy Fallon's show. Poor guy, he could have had her and he couldn't take a damn hint.

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>>82756260
>thats the worst pic he can find

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>we'll still be friends, don't worry. best friends!
>but you'll never ever touch that again

poor riley

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>>82756317
KKK>NP

>>82756407
tbqh he's taking it like a champ
Me in that situation? Social media brownout, go innawoods for a while to contemplate the memories of my once happy life and cry myself to sleep every day until the pain soothes.

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>>82756370
>the scene that crashed this marriage

>>82756635
EWAN?

>>82753686

>CH

Cheryl Hines?

>>82753574
I hope you have a nice sunny day

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PUNISHED RILEY
>inb4 his writing career takes off and MEW withers away with age

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>>82756686
nah, mommy

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how she met him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqx662wK3A

that will never happen to you ;-;

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Literally MEW IRL right now

>>82756789
he looks a bit like Jake Gyllenhaal there

>>82756789
>>82756829
More like Bear Grills.

>>82756878
That too

>>82756794

actually who are you talking about

otherwise that's a good list of women who were hot 10 - 15 years ago

>>82753480

Anon you are the homosex

It must have been true love at first if a girl like MEW married that beta. It's a shame, now he's going to chase vapid whores and MEW will enter a fake celebrity marriage with whatever cunt actor.
While you cucks celebrate over something that will in absolutely no way affect you, I'll be upset over this breakup of a holy union consecrated under the eyes of God.

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>>82756916
there's only one mommy, specially when "drive" and "autism" is there

>>82757159
I feel the same way anon.
If I was Riley I'd probably ask her to just stab my heart with a dagger for real and be done with it.
>you took my soul, now take my life. I'll love you forever Mary

>>82753574

You should have posted with Carlos.

Good joke though, very nice.

>>82756789
>be a numale cuck with hipster glasses and faggy beard
>girl whos cucking you leaves you
>instinctively turn into chad by discarding the glasses and beard

bravo

>>82753498
JUST

Its hilarious how you guys go from jacking off over MEW to calling her a slut the moment she has some sexual independence.

>>82757741
>(((sexual independence)))
Also I never jacked off over her, to me she was a pure crush

>>82750108
>babby's first qt woman
Women are whores, all of them. Especially those you think would be different.

Can I get a quick rundown

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>>82758042

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>>82758080
Riley in 2 months

>>82750381
He's too much of a good friend to do that dude.

>>82758080

She and the dude staged the breakup.

>>82756816

is she trying to contract diabetes ?

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>>82756370

>>82756068
how the fuck was this ever a thing in the first place

>>82758146
kek

I seriously hope MEW and Riley are just scamming us out of shekels somehow with this

>>82757741
>implying I'm not jacking off while fantasizing about her cuckolding me

hello redd1t

Can one get friendzoned harder?

>>82758497
>being a cuck fetishist
found the redditor

>>82756789
now he just need to train his neck and shoulders and stop dressing like a numale

>>82756789
He actually looks pretty good without his beard and glasses.

>>82756068
why does her right eye give me uncanny valley?

>>82756068
>Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!

>>82753498

>some guy on 4chan told me

That poor poor bastard.

>No children too

This man is a failure to all men everywhere

>>82758857
He fucked her for 15 years, she's old now for god sake she's 32, he could easily score a girl 10 years younger now. plus no child support or anything like it. also he's not really bad looking he's just kind of a hipster dork, and he can change that, Mew on the other hand will age like milk like most women.

>>82758080
>That April 5th post
God damn. Hes literally never going to recover from this.

>>82758989
She was ugly when she was younger. I think she'll age like a fine wine.

>>82756801
>2:40
>'I was told to wear a short skirt and flip-flops [to the audition]. My feet were on display.

Is Edgar Wright /ourguy/?

>>82756816
wow that really look like me, same eyes

>>82755650
>I have a temple of feminity to build and one pillar is not adequate
Fucking kek

>>82757930

>bunch of intimate bullshit about your relationship with a perfect stranger

You have never touched a woman who wasn't related to you, have you? It's time, man. Put yourself out there.

>>82759641
>bunch of intimate bullshit about your relationship with a perfect stranger
Doesn't matter, we're all anonymous her
>You have never touched a woman who wasn't related to you, have you? It's time, man. Put yourself out there.
I have. I'm still obsessed with MEW

>>82758080
God fucking dammit, Ewan.

>>82759279
She was talking about her audition for Quentin Tarantino for Death Proof

who is ?

>>82756789
is he /ourguy/?

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>>82760300
Even better.

>>82756789

>He starts unjusting his shit
>Starts working out and learns MMA
>Slowly starts becoming more Chad
>Gets dumped by MEW
>Loses glasses and beard, Chad Status Achieved

MEW confirmed for pegging beta fuckbois. That's probably why they didn't have kids. MEW was pegging him for 15 years.

lmao he will fade into obscurity now.

how will he even pay the bills without piggy backing off her?

>>82750108
He deserves it for being such a beta Cuck
She's skinny and ugly now anyway

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>>82750108

>publicly announcing your divorce so people know it's mutual

White people, I swear to god.

>>82756370
so nice a tone compared to most of her photos what happened to her whooty.

>>82756789
looks like he's going after that young pussy

>>82758552
>doesn't love BBC

>>82760530
>implying blacks don't kill each other over facebook drama

>>82760530
*SMACKS LIPS*

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>>82760300

He needs to kill her to preserve his honor.

>>82760398
MMMMMM...wear short skirts and flip flops

>>82761263
>He needs her to kill him to preserve his honor and his soul
FTFY

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>>82758857
>together for 15 years
>married for 5
>don't worry about having kids since there's no rush
>MEW goes to film Fargo in the arctic with Ewan McGregor
>discovers her sexual side
>desperately try to work out and out-chad Ewan McGregor to prevent getting cucked
>get cucked anyway because it's Ewan McGregor and he turns men gay
>MEW comes back and dumps you
>single for the first time since you were 18
>15 years down the drain
>she's now single and free as her career is taking off
>you're still a literallywho and will forever be known as MEW's ex-husband
>Riley's face when

>>82758857
>married to a girl so far out of your league that people refuse to believe you're together
>been with her since you were 18 and together for 15 years, almost half of your life
>don't knock her up
>she leaves you out of nowhere
>no money
>no kids
>no career

desu we should welcome Riley here with open arms, he's one of us now

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>>82753480
Maybe >>>/lgbt/ is more your style.

>>82758080
That is so sad :(

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>>82761819
>being this triggered about patrician taste

>>82756789
how long till he lose it and go full supreme gentleman?

>>82753335
>"Mary Magdalene was a whore" meme
you're an idiot so let me donate a (You) so you feel like a real person

>>82763419
She was, until Jesus made her repent
3/10 made me reply

>>82756068
>mew ith out you
what did he mean by this?

>>82763469
no, that's why it's a meme. it doesn't say anywhere that she was a whore. furthermore, even if she had been accused of being a whore, the whole fucking point of that scene was to illustrate how man shouldn't judge one another and to leave the passing of judgement and punishment to god. but, again, it doesn't say anywhere that she was a whore so have another (You) for making ME reply

>>82762201
hnnng

>>82752402
rofl, add in the eyes

>>82763680
I just saved it m8

>>82756068
>mewithoutyou
>full of hell
>the black dahlia murder
this guy has decent taste

The guy directed only one movie in 2015, what the fuck did he do all those other years? Does he just sit on his ass and leech off her money?

>>82753335
This makes me wonder if her brand name will take a dive in recognition. People won't know who Mary Elizabeth is.

>>82756789
UNJUST

>>82763887
he was going to the gym and growing a beard senpai

>>82764061
She didn't change her name when she married

>>82753591
>prenup only protects property you had before the marriage

That is not accurate at all. That would essentially eliminate half the purpose of a prenup.

A prenup can protect whatever you want it to other than child custody/support (parties are free to contract how they want within the law, but they cannot agree to things that could potentially harm a child in the long run). As long as it's not unconscionable, they could have either had a prenup or a postnup that said that MEW's assets remain as separate property and never enter the community's assets.

t. someone who did more than go to law school

>>82756789
>How do you go from everyone hating on you because you look like a emasculated dork married to a woman way out of your league, to having everyone root for your success because your shallow whore of a wife dumped you to sleep around, in a single day?

>>82763887

I've known of a few couples like this in the entertainment industry (only one firsthand, where the guy was a "filmmaker" and the wife was a successful doctor, but I've heard of a few others). It's a sweet gig for the unsuccessful one because you can just constantly be "working" on your next project, which either means you are just trying to get your piece of shit indie movie made and no one is interested in it so it takes forever to get anything done, or you just literally doing nothing. The beauty is that no one can prove you aren't working on some mysterious project, and tons of Hollywood projects just die at various stages, so people just buy it.

He made one movie, of course starring MEW, so that gives him enough cred that people don't think he's just completely fabricating that he is a working professional in any way.

MEW was probably fine with him being a bum when her career was also pretty dead post-Scott Pilgrim, but the past year or so she's worked a ton, so she probably just grew tired of them being on divergent paths. The one movie he made was released in 2014, which probably means he wrote it no earlier than like 2012, which means he hasn't really done shit in years.

God I can't wait for her to be pictured with an athletic looking negro and /tv/ to completely lose it.

>>82761628

RIP

>>82751808
this
by making a girl preggo you'll make she'll be always yours even if you get divorced

>>82763740
yeah you can tell by his facial hair and glasses

>>82758080
Damn this nigga gonna get that remote control from Click

I want to explore her sexual side if you know what I mean

>>82765478
hahahahahahah

The man who had MEW lost MEW.

What a fucking tragedy.

>>82765646
ikr, breaks my heart

>>82758989
>He fucked her for 15 years, she's old now for god sake she's 32,
Spotted the autistic child.

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Do you think he knew the last time he had sex with MEW would actually be the last time?

>>82764987
>tfw saw the film he made

It's surprisingly pretty good. For his first, I was impressed. If he studies the masters and actually tries to make something out of himself, he can actually become a splendid film maker.

Yes, I'm being serious. It was a solid 6/10 film. Given time, maturity and some reflection, he could be good.

>>82765212
Yeah, but it also works vice-versa.

>>82767028
The last time he had sex with her was probably 3 years ago

>>82767806
he was the bottom of course

>>82764987
>you will never be a bum married to MEW

>yfw the reality is that MEW actually left Riley because she's still in that numale hipster cuck state of mind and Riley started doing this pseudo-Chad bullshit with the gay ass jiujitsu
>she wants the sentimental cuck hipster faggot and now she's got a wannabe chad cuck faggot

alternatively this half-assed chad routine he's putting on probably awakened her whore instinct to find an actual bred and born Chad Thundercock

I believe in Riley. He'll come out on top and MEW will regret dumping him

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Life is suffering

>>82756260
delet this

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Will he dump all the rest of the MEW nudes now?

>>82768800
do you think this will be a Jenna Fischer/James Gunn type situation where MEW starts stalking a former co-star?

>>82750821
>>82756091
>>82756816

she doesn't really strike me as the nigger-lover type though

>>82756196
>the silent pain in his eyes

>>82759386
post em

Trips = Nudes?

>>82768915
>ultra-liberal
>anti-trump
>has had a black bf in multiple movies
>ultra-hippie

Youre in denial

https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Arileystearns%20wife&src=typd&lang=en

>>82769513
fuck ;_;

>>82768915
She fucked more niggers than white guys. you're waifu is BLACKED white boi

Is MEW the best of the modern scream queens?

>>82756789
hopefully numales take notice and realize the whole hipster beard and glasses thing is fucking stupid.

I'd fuck him now. what a change.

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>>82769513
what did he mean by this?

>>82769491
>has had a black bf in multiple movies
>yet the trigger for her dumping his husband was Ewan McGregor
really made me think

>>82758080

You can tell the relationship was starting to get rocky by that sudden outburst of "love my wife" post. He was still holding onto something that wasn't there anymore, while his wife was thinking about black cocks.

>>82769706
shut up faggot
keep your pants up

>>82769710
he comments lots of inane shit. he seems immature, classic man-kid, but comes across as a good person. MEW in the other hand, is an evil cunt.

>>82761628

Seriously though, how do you recover from that? That dude was with her for 15 years, married and everything. You don't think things will end after being together so long. You think you're settled and happy, maybe think about starting that family or going on a new trip. I bet she broke the news to him on a relaxed sunday morning.

>>82769835
most Women are evil anon.

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>>82770082

>>82770082
All women you mean

MEW is BLACKED
Taytay is a NAZI IDOL
Emma Stone has HERPES

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ALL MY WAIFu!!!

>people actually defending riley

I'm puzzled but glad faggots like you exist simply to be stepped on

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>>82770339

>>82770482
Nice irrelevant meme post, but I'm still right.

>>82769778
sorry I hurt your feelings bud.

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>>82770566

>>82763740

spotted the hipster faggot

>>82750108
back to the cuck shed

>>82750650
It's on both of their instagrams

Elliot Rodger ... his legacy .... the fire that he start .... I pass onto you brother. ....

>>82750108
This is confusing. Didn't he recently get in shape? For the first time ever she wasn't extremely out of his league.

>>82770381
Cold sores aren't genital herpes anon, different strain of HPV.

>>82770615
You didn't, the idea of a guy fapping to another is what absolutely disgusts me

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>>82772223
>the idea of a guy fapping to another is what absolutely disgusts me
cool story bro

so the lesson here is what? dont get married?
dont married someone way out of your league?

>>82773156
She was uglier than him back then, problem is that MEW ages like a fine wine

>>82773156
The lesson is:
If you have a relationship with a girl who is or wants to get in the showbiz, you're fucked, sorry.

>>82773156

don't fall in love

>>82773156
She met him on a cruise ship when they were teenagers. Don't get married young.

>>82767724

what movie

>>82773156
don't get a gf/get married
easy enough for most of us i'd say