Was it kino or glorified porn?

>>82559591
people who hated this and liked Neon Demon are plebs

>>82559591
kino with a couple of stuff that were just Noe having fun but people couldn't see it
>>82559643
also this

also why isn't there more Noe threads?

>>82559898
because there is not much Noe to discuss I think

>>82559591
It's porn you can't jerk off to. Seriously, try to jerk off to it.

>>82559591
The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Like this here https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1373934202
This is an example of Porn Kino

>>82559956
well his cinematography, the reflexion on time etc, that's just on the top of my head and it's more interesting than 80ù ot teevee threads

>>82559591
kino

>>82559591
Porn is a type of film, therefore it can be 'kino'. The production has all the same basic elements, what kind of a dumbass thinks there is no filmmaking or filmic merits?

>>82560084
Its true, but people here talks about brands, not movies. I like how he is the only director who could make Monica Bellucci seems like a good actress

>>82560206
I haven't seen many movies with her but Irréversible and Asterix & Obélix gave me huge sympathy for her.

>>82560310
she's not good, but shes good looking. Anyway what do you think about Enter the void?

>>82559643
both are tryhard inauthentic trash

>>82560368
First Noé I saw, too bad it was on my shite computer because it must be awesome in theater (it got shown in my city this year but I wasn't here on that day fmsu).
Definitely a gorgeous movie, very deep without being stupidly artsy or pseudo intelectual, can't wait to watch it again.

>>82560428
tryhard? Noe is a cocaine addicted pedo filmaker, this is what he does

>>82559989
I masturbate to the opening scene infrequently.

>>82560530
k m8, >>>/out/

>>82560368
ywn know Cassel and Belluci happiness in bed like in Irréversible

>>82560493
met him irl he's a top lad

>>82560617
I met him at Locarno actually. Pretty chill, but you can see in his eyes he is legit crazy

>>82560739
well sort of, but I rather saw it as passion, but I know it's a thin line

>>82560083

Kek now that is kino

>>82560083

Got any more like that?

>>82559591
Gaspar Noe has zero kino attached to his name.

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Absolutely kino.

>>82560083
>mfw i've watched this whole thing unironically

>>82562505

Can't tell if taking off his glasses or if hes bogdanoff

>>82559989
got it done

>>82562595

Why wouldn't you? It's pretty good

>>82562498
what's your contemporary kino then

zero kino except fot I Stand Alone, Irréversible, Enter Th Void and Love 3D

also Love is probably the single best 3D movie I've ever seen, it really uses the 3d with purose and henceforth seing it in theater is a huge plus

Abysmal movie. Only good thing about it is the 30 minute sex scene compilation.

Post more porn kinos

>>82559591

Should I watch this with my bi-curious girlfriend?

>>82562505
dude referencing much better movies by better filmmakers lmao

>>82559591
>glorified porn
looks like it
but since it's not being honest like porn, it's considered art

>>82562596
>or if hes bogdanoff
who?

If the creator says it's art, it's art, case closed. If that upsets you, stop being a fucking nazi

>>82559591
it was just gaspar noe jerking himself off the whole time

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>>82560083
Alice went on to star in A Talking Cat!?!

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>>82565770

*makes the call*

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>>82565770

>>82559989

Challenge accepted.