/tv/ meta

Rangeban faggots who make useless meta threads
Forced IDs
Turn on the robot
Increase post timers
/cel/

Piss off

OP Claiming ID

/cel/

>>82526570
fuck off already

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>globally ban all swedes
>post more WMAF
>deport KILLKID back to r/hapas
>actually have moderation
>ban tripcodes when they are not relevant to the thread
>delete political threads or move them to /pol/ regardless of the views within
>delete threads about shows or movies that are already being discussed in other threads
>turn on robot
>actually enforce the blue board

>>82526570
>Hiro said we are allowed one meta thread per board
TOUGH SHIT, DICKLIPS, THERE'S ALREADY A META THREAD ON THE CATALOG.
Get fucked, you needy piece of shit.

>>82526570
Thanks for making this thread again so I can filter you

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can we fucking gas all phone posters and r*******s and also new ips during summer this board is unbearable you might as well hang out at r/movies or some shit

>>82526765
>anime

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>>82526781
>anime website

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>>82526570
We need to get rid of people like you.
>we should all get trip codes
What is this, Facebook?
Fucking kill yourself, you reddit teenybopper faggot.

FUCKING LOOSEN THE MODERATION
I GOT BANNED FOR MAKING A YOUTUBE THREAD, WHERE THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO POST THAT?

Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. An you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but the the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in you anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what meta threads are like.

>>82526765
>r*******s
republicans?
>>82527077
Fuck you, this board is for television and film.

>>82527111
Youtube is the television and film of the future, it is TV for the internet age

>2017
>Caring how other use the internet
Fuck off

>>82526570
Kys freindo

>>82527125
No it's not, maybe netflix or one of the other streaming services. Youtube is where bored children dump their dirty diapers in video form.

Are you actually retarded, OP?

>>82526621
>i'm being the most reddit i can possibly be

>>82526570
kill yourself

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>>82526570
more waifuposting ;DD

This is your reminder that
>op only left /b/ last year and also
>op spams pedoshit
>op is an actual redditor
>op is a a crossposter
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/%21%21dwWfiBE%2Bah5/

>>82526570
>I suggest we turn /tv/ into a red board
And this is how you end a board

It happened to /b/ but people here were not that long in 4chan

The pedo/pol/ spammer has to stop

>>82527493
I saw some actual cp yesterday.
First time I see a webm... Actually felt disgusting.

>>82527414
So what you be saying is we need to kill killkid?

>>82527556
It should not happen again, and making this a red board will only make things worst

Kill all tripfags

>>82527624
You're right, but this is not among the major concerns.

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>>82527414
>EurasianTiger
no fucking way is KILLKID EurasianTiger. this is too good.

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>>82527592

>>82527411
Oh, you

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>>82527411
this
make waifu and footfu threads obligatory participation

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>>82528154
y-you too~

>>82526570
1. Prohibit anyone who doesn't have a college degree.
2. Stop posting shit movies, like teh awesome capeshit "Batkills vs Sadman".
3. You can only post about recommendations, kino films, and about recent/upcoming movies.
4. Fuck off.

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>>82528326
good idea!
i like it!

How do we stop the r/The_Donald and /pol/ spammers

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24/7 cp/gore posting.

>>82527077
>WHERE THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO POST THAT?
>>>/b/

>>82528430
Stop replying to them.

>>82529537
/b/? Fucking /b/? Are you serious? /b/ is an utter shithole, it moves too fucking fast for any meaningful discussion, and nobody who is worth talking to browses that garbage board. It's full of inane RATE MY DICK, PORN THREAD #INFINITY, TRAPS TRANNIES, GORE REKT THREAD, and more bullshit. Fuck /b/ and fuck you.

>>82530429
youtube is a garbage form of entertainment made popular by adhd-riddled millennials who have completely lost the ability to pay attention to any single thing for longer than 5 minutes. Youtube belongs on /b/, or /trash/. Not to mention the fact that you're breaking the "no advertising" rule on 4chan everytime you shill for your favorite epic youtuber.

>>82530429
This
>>82530597
4U

HUR DUR HUURRRRRRRR ADD FLAGS MAKE /FILM/ AND /CEL/ AND /GOT/ AND /STARWARS/ DURRRRRRRRRR

>>82533119
don't forget /bane/

That meme never dies LOL
Even though it gets less relevant each year passing after TDKR.
Even if every thread is the same few jokes, or new ones that are forced and unfunny.

If you disagree you're a hothead xD

>>82526570
>>1. Should we be more lax on the moderation? This board feels like nazi germany sometimes, you have to be really careful not to break any rules.
Nigga we're getting blacked threads spammed daily. the mods need to punch up their rookie numbers.

1- not until /pol/fags gtfo of here
2-what
3-all people posting on those threads should be banned
4-we don't have to do anything else than discussing it like normal people would
5-nah

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Shatner likes the board just the way it is.

>>82526570
1. Yes
2. For
3. No, let them stay that way. Fuck cross linking.
4. Deal with it. The cream will resend the shit will sink, regardless of what this board does. You aren't influencing any elections or blockbusters here.
5. FUCK OFF. This is a reddit move.

As a matter of fact, this whole post is like a giant "how to be more like reddit" guide. You're literally trying to keep people off based on the device they post on lmfao. I can see why /pol/ doesn't like this place at all.

Let's just talk about movies and let what happens, happen.

>>82533505
Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>82533631
Phonefags suck though, they almost never contribute high quality relevant images or longer more thought out discussions pieces, just by the nature of their device. And seeing those fucking autocorrect mishaps is disgusting, and would get you lambasted before phoneposting became a thing.
The whole idea of posting on the move or on your way to work is reddit as fuck, I sit relaxed in my mancave, I wanna talk to likeminded people and not some adhd reddit tourist sitting in class talking about memes.
I saw the most disgusting thing today in college, the retards were talking about reddit as usual and one of my them started describing how memes actually come from 4chan and get recycled by reddit and the facebook, and KEK.
These are the fucking retarded phoneposters, I hope he fucking sees this post he knows who I am because I couldn't hide my disgust, I'll fucking fight him IRL if he confronts me about it.

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>not banning tripfag OP's trying to get attention

Stop being faggots about tripfaggots. At least they have the balls to be married to their shitposting.

>>82527195
What about "lasagnacat"?

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>>82526570
WATCH IT SISSY

>>82533872
"Sent from my iPhone"

>>82533872
>A tripfag posting from a fapmachine doesn't like phonefags

Really gets the nog nigging

>>82534191
>stop banning people for television and film related webms with minor nudity. Yes the board should be blue and porn and gore and shit should be banned but I posted webm related in a thread asking why Winona Ryder hadn't done any nude scenes and got banned (while the thread about actress nudity archived). Why the fuck can't the fucking 4chan board about television and film have softcore topless shit that is explicitly context and board related? How does banning the active users over pg-13 tier shit improve the fucking board?
blue doesn't mean no porn. It means safe for work. Nudity of any type is not safe for work.

>>82535327
Ironic, my phone is pretty much only a fapmachine

You honestly like bending your head forward and squeezing your arms together to type like a cuck comfortable?

>>82535419
nothing except work is safe for work, do your fucking job.
don't show your boss 4chan!

I work in the porn industry and I browse red boards on set in the downtime lol, nsfw is such a reddit term

Honestly there should be separate boards for film and tv.

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>>82535419
If you're browsing fucking 4chan at a workplace that gives a shit about what you're looking at, you should be fired. Regardless of whether or not there's a titty NONE OF THIS CONTENT IS SFW.

You have /pol/ fags spamming how they hate niggers and jews and you cunnyposting and everything else. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS SAFE FOR WORK HERE?

You really think the admin is going to give a shit if you where looking at a webm of a tit versus a webm of an indian scalping a dude, taking his scalp, hammering it into his mouth, and then cutting him in half starting at the dick?

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What workplace is cool with you looking at scenes of actresses getting shot in the head but not a titty?

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Show of hands people that are browsing 4chan on their work computers.

>>82535495
A lot of jobs have downtime where people don't care if you're browsing the internet from time to time. What they don't want to see is nudity on your screen which makes them think you're going to run off to the bathroom to jack it.

>>82535928
I'm at work on the shitter shitposting from my iPhone.

Does that count?

>>82536089
careful, the tripfag might have you banned and your testicles removed

This retard >>82536030 actually sits at work browsing 4chan and lets people look what hes looking at over his shoulder.
WTF

>>82536089
Disgusting, even if you by miracle made a good post how are you gonna read the replies before you leave?

>>82536177
Why do you think this board is blue?
Why do you think blue boards are called sfw boards?
How retarded are you?

>>82536796
>replying to a tripfag
>ever

>>82536796
No idea, maybe because moot was a faggot?
I understand sfw boards in the cases where the medium doesn't include nudity, or where the nude elements are a small subset that we don't want to take over like in anime or video games. Probably half the movies I watch has nude scenes, but we can't critique them on this board because of uptight american admins.
I'm super smart IRL.