Official Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Discussion Thread

All capeshit is bad aside from the Dark Knight trilogy. And only the second one was great. There are no exceptions to this.

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Fuck off disney shill

Stronger film than the first.

>>82510571
nice blog post

>>82510610
>Dark Knight
>Not edgy teenage bs

It really was not good at all. Every time a character punctuated a joke with some forced laughing and pointing out the joke I died a little more inside. All of the serious moments felt super out of place tonally. It felt like a retread of all of marvels ideas, and worse it played out like a bad episode of a Saturday morning cartoon. You could tell it was trying really hard to be fun and funny too. On the positive side, it was very pretty.

>>82510832
Doctor Strange?

who the fuck is adam and what does he do

>>82510832
This pasta is stale already. I demand fresh pasta.

what is there to discuss

Marvel wins again.

>>82510862
Probably Adam Warlock

>>82510915

who dat

UP UP UP VOTE TASERFACE
AAAAAAAAYYYYY BABY GROOOTY
UP UP UP UP VOTE TASERFACE

>>>/co/

>>82510942
Character important to the Infinity Wars, beats the shit out of Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet

>>82510571
its a good thor2 / 10

it tries so fucking hard to have ackward moments which takes u way out of the "immersion" plot goes nowhere. starlord is sitting on a couch for 1 hour.
kid humor.
baby groot for babies

special effects are awesome.
lots of nice easter eggs and cameos.
Uatu watches you

Started off strong. When Ego got introduced, the pacing got a little weird. Climax was longer than it should have been, as was the movie. Pretty all right movie, beats your average nu Marvel movie.

>>82510571
LOOOOOL. BABY GROOT! THAT'S RANDOM!!!! *HOLDS UP SPORK*

Mantis is cute! CUTE! I want her to touch me and feel my love for her!

I knew it was going to be a cringefest when that 10 minute long baby Groot opening sequence started.

Am I the only one who felt like it was just an episode in a TV series instead of a movie? I don't know if it was pacing or the Marvel formula but it felt like it had the perfectly predictable character arcs for a TV episode

omg I loled so hard everytime baby groot said I AM GROOT LMAO
oh boy I wish I could have upvoted every time I heard a character talk about genitalia and intercourse in a disney film

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>mr blue sky starts playing
fuck babby groot tho

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>I have famously huge turds

>25 posts
>24 posters

something's not right

laughed harder during this movie than at anything else in recent memory. Fuck the haters, I support things that tend to not make me feel like shit.

I saw it yesterday evening. It was mediocre and very forgettable, but not outright bad when compared to some capeshit out there (looking at you, Thor). Far too quippy and the bad guy didn't have any real weight to him. He's a god and yet he says dumb shit like "you're pissing me off, peter!" during the final battle? Not even remotely tense.

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This shit caught me off guard. I very rarely laugh out loud at all, but this moment was so perfect I was in the theater fucking laughing and clapping, some other guy started clapping with me. I would pay full price and watch this flick just for this scene.

>>82511991
You must have a retarded child's sense of humour, then

>>82512083
Which one?

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>>82512083
Begone, shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

Taserface starts similing was a great... man & deserved a better life. Taserface giggles was the leader of best Ravager faction & Taserface start laughing died in the best way with the best name.
R.I.P. Scrotum He... I-I mean Taserface

I don't see how it's not the best of the Marvel Studios flicks due to the fact it has an antagonist who is an actual fucking character. This, Iron Man 1, and Captain America 2 are the only Marvel movies really worth a second watch.

Audio-visual porn with a serviceable plot and characters, doesn't try to be something it's not. Melodrama can be a bit much and the excessive quips are awful ("Welcome to the Guardians of the freaking Galaxy - but he didn't say freaking" ruined a great moment, along with "you are beautiful on the inside" towards the ending). Still enjoyable!

>>82512083
That scene got a mild chuckle from the audience in my theater. It just isn't that funny.

Wow are there people on this board that actually went out and saw this shit?

>>82512222
>I don't see how it's not the best of the Marvel Studios flicks due to the fact it has an antagonist who is an actual fucking character.
What? Ego doesn't even feel remotely believable. You can smell the evil dripping off of him from the very first scene, unless you're mentally handicapped.

>This, Iron Man 1, and Captain America 2 are the only Marvel movies really worth a second watch.
>Captain America 2
>Good
Winter soldier was fucking garbage, opinion discarded

>>82512161
>iPhone
Anon...

>>82512302
>Winter soldier was fucking garbage, opinion discarded
Different anon here. I thought it was garbage on the first run through because for an "espionage/thriller" it was so plodding and predictable. I left the theater ready to fall asleep. I ended up watching it again last year and enjoyed it much more at face value of just being standard capeshit. Which it was.

I think the first Captain America is better in every way, though. Except for the fact that the movie offers no real closure within itself because the ending just serves to set up Avengers.

>>82512302
>Winter soldier was fucking garbage, opinion discarded
T-thanks y-you too

>You can smell the evil dripping off of him from the very first scene, unless you're mentally handicapped.
Doesn't exclude the fact he's a character that passes the "describe them without plot relevance" test compared to Yellowjacket, Dormammu, Iron Monger, Zemo, etc

What was your favorite Marvel movie kinomaester?

>>82512357
There is literally nothing wrong with goypple

Pretty solid movie.

Better action sequences than the first movie. They were more aggressive with the jokes, and not all of them worked, but they had more hits than misses.

Marvel needs to let more directors run with their franchises like they're letting Gunn.

>>82512302
>Winter soldier was fucking garbage, opinion discarded

Was solid. I didn't like the dramatic moments in his movie though.

It's always two characters yelling and then one character has an emotional breakthrough and says something vulnerable and then they both pause.

Very formulaic

DUDE DANCE OFF LMAO

How many times did Drax laugh? I feel that was a running gag in this film.

>>82512302
>Winter soldier was fucking garbage, opinion discarded

this. It's so predictable and nothing sets it apart from other Marvel "films". People often quote the duuuude it's a political thriller not a capemovie but just simply stating that doesn't make it so.

>>82512366
>I thought it was garbage on the first run through because for an "espionage/thriller" it was so plodding and predictable. I left the theater ready to fall asleep.
This is how I felt. An abundance of cgi, essentially one long, awful boring action scene where Cap beats down hordes of bad guys. It very nearly did put me to sleep. I thought the whole plot was really dumb as well. Really there is not a single good thing I can say about that turd.

>>82512374
>What was your favorite Marvel movie kinomaester?
Iron Man 1 is objectively the best Marvel movie. The original GotG was pretty good, and so was the original Captain America. The rest of the Marvel cinematic universe is a sea of formulaic mediocrity and utter trash

>>82510610
LOGAN is far better

>>82510640
I'd say a different sort of film than the first.
vol.2 was very character backstory driven. Am I the only one that felt some of the pacing was off with it?

>>82512547
>>82512554
Oh, if we're counting Logan then that puts the rest of the Marvel kiddycrap to shame.

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Why would Peter's Mom make a mix tape for her son that includes Father and Son if Peter was so sensitive about not having a dad?

>>82512630
ego mentioned how he visited her 3-4 times after, so I am guessing she made the tape and expected him to come back and meet peter but he had already tumored her to die.

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Why didn't he know what the fuck a fin looked like?

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>>82512630
How would Ego construct a perfect Human form before he even knew there was other life in the universe?

>>82512547
>Really there is not a single good thing I can say about that turd.
I think the one point in the movie I got excited was when they found the bunker with Dr. Zola's brain on a huge computer. I thought they were going to do something really interesting with that, because that was the kind of crazy time-hi-jinks I was hoping for in this movie. Instead he was just used to dump exposition and reveal the laziest villain reveal ever:
>"By the way, Steve, tons of evil stuff totally happened while you were frozen for 70 years. We've never really talked about it or shown it, but here are some newspaper clippings. And guess what. It was all Hydra. Hah!"
Then they blew him up. I felt kind of burned. Even more so when they revealed they had planned for Zola to do more and be in a robot body and fight Cap, because that actually would have been cool as fuck, but they said they "couldn't make it work". And here I thought Marvel was all about "fun".

>>82512713
because he's a tree.

>>82510571
Saw it just a few hours ago.

Its just about as good and maybe bettwr than the first. If you liked that you'll like this.

I simply appreciate that a movie like it was made under a corporation like Disney. Its cohesive under James Gunn since he wrote and directed, its got some stylish direction, an insane amount of color and effects, and overall fun cheesy scifi comedy.

If you expected more then yoj went in with the wrong idea bu i thoroughly enjoyed it for what it was. Some of the story arcs were a bit by the numbers and some retread but i was surprised by how caught up in the experience i was.

Enjoy the visuals and comedic parts and the much better 3rd act.

I know this thread is cancer just by this salty cunt>>82510620

If you thought SS was stylish and colorful then GoG2 would give you a fucking seizure.

>>82512630
Peter wasn't that sensitive about at the time she made the mix-tape because he was a child. His resentment and sensitivity develops later.

>>82512755
>If you liked that you'll like this
False. I really liked the first one and was so utterly disappointed by the plodding, predictable nature of this one. And far too much comedy, not enough adventure

All capeshit is shit no exceptions. Disney and Time Warner literally hire out armies of shills to gaslight you into having opinions about these "films" that are not your own.

> Muh Captain America 2 was a thrillur!
It was the worst thriller ever its a garbage movie same with the Batman movies and Logan and all the other Marvel shit. If you take away the brand recognition and the paid shilling and hype on YouTube and stop being told what to feel about those movies they instantly become garbage when held on their own merits. That being said GOTG is a shitty kids movie but I kinda liked it

>>82512755
>>82510571
Overall id say solid 6.5 or 7/10

Its weird and colorful which distinguishes it from any other movie that will come out this year even if the rest is mediocre or stays the course.

Id be wary of the polarized opinions here. Its neither terrible nor lmao amazing. People are just edgy cunts try to fit in by posing in their capeshit cliches

>>82512819
Worked for me man. I thought they were equally as predictable.

Was there ever any doubt that the GotG would win in either? Theyre just particularly well executed scifi comedy imo which suits me fine.

But its hard to have nuance in detail here

>>82512724
Really gets the noggin' joggin'

both my dad and i preferred the first, we thought they tried too hard with the jokes. the characters felt more relaxed though especially gamora, she was super stiff in the first.
Anyway, the strong scenes were strong but i don't know if the rest is even worth watching.

I don't consider GOTG to be capeshit. It's more like whacky space adventures with witty racoon who kills people made for kids. It's superior to everything in its genre that is DCU fi fantasy for example GOTG is better than Star Trek reboot, The Star Wars prequels and sequels, The Hobbit films the shitty Hunger games franchise standalone shit like Jupiter Ascending it's really the best Sci Fantasy geared for kids for the past 20 years or so

>>82512222
Well put anon.

>>82512302
I knew he was the villain before seeing it and didnt notice excessive foreshadowing.

Its not like its a fucking mystery or arthouse sublety but its not "dripping evil" you have to have a very preconcieved or skewed idea of the movie to get that interpretation.

>>82513070
House of Mouse strikes again

>>82513115
I'm not a shill I swear! You can't prove me wrong btw

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I'm curious about these two.
Stallone plays Stakar, the dude on the left.
Michelle Yeoh plays Aleta, on the right.

There's a lot of bullshit comic book continuity between the two. Do you think they'll even go the Starhawk route at all with them?

>>82513070
>GOTG is better than Star Trek reboot,
Fucking no. The 2009 Star Trek movie is a great movie with awesome cinematography, action, characterization and score. People just hated it because it was "not muh".

>>82513188
Only if you're a pathetic Star Trek fanfaggot

>>82513188
Awesome characterization? By turning each crew member into a ninja turtle with a single personality trait?

>>82512121
Mary poppins

I forgot.
What was the point of Mantis's ability to put Ego to sleep?

>>82512108
Yeah I'm sure everyone but you is retarded

>>82512560
Nope felt it too. For me it felt like the first one was better.

>his dad is the antagonist
Wow didn't see that one coming at all right?

Also most of the good scenes were ruined for me because I saw it in the trailer.

I enjoyed it because it doesn't shove diversity down your throat. Yeah I get Gamora is black, but because she is green she looks hot.

>>82513641
Because he was cranky and needed a nap. Literally no idea what an immortal planet needs with sleep

>>82511048
Apparently he's not in Infinity War though.

I don't know why but the part I laughed the hardest was when Rocket and Yondu were screaming and their faces were getting distorted.

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I already fucking miss him. I haven't cried like that since I was a kid.

Realistically this movie is a 6.5/10 for neutral movie goers who don't really care about the Marvel brand, maybe a 7/10 depending on if your sense of humor mixed well with the jokes.

>>82513893
>tfw Peter loses both his biological and adoptive fathers in the span of about 5 minutes

>>82514364
Don't think he cares about the former considering what happened.

>>82513893
I couldn't hold back the tears when the final scene with Yondu came up. Peter desperately removing the filter trying to save him and Yondu just calmly holds Peter's face while he's dying.

>>82513893
>>82514364
>>82514426
>crying over forced drama in capeshit
>crying over literally who the character dying for no reason
Pathetic.

>>82514426
>tfw the funeral scene when the other ravagers came
I felt as much joy as Gunn's brother

>>82510571
It's good but not 10/10 pace god Winter Soldier is.

>>82514467
You're lucky I still have some supply. So here, have a pity (You)

>>82513893
so 3 months ago then?

faggot

@82514467
not even worth a (You) imo

Unrelated but did that Thor trailer seriously start with
>So you're wondering how I got in this situation
>We're going to have to go all the way back
Fucking why

>>82514633
Everything is quipfest now. Even Ragnarok. I'm surprised that scandinavians are okay with their mythology turned into joke in all terms.

I didn't see it, but Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman made a pretty good case for it being good, so I like it. Decent flick, 8/10, recommended.

>>82514426
>>82514481
They just built up his character through the entire movie.


>exile from the Ravagers
>mutiny
>humiliation by crew
>reflection in the cage
>bonding with Rocket and helping Rocket with his issues
>helping the GotG
>Peter's flashback in the Ego fight to Yondu teaching him
>saving Peter
>"he was your father but he wasn't your daddy"
>"glad you were my boy"
>putting the suit on Peter and touching his face
>Peter's eulogy
>Ravager send-off


Serious fucking feels man.

looked great, kurt russell as the bad guy was pretty good. suffers from the same problem as the first movie (cutting the tone of a scene in half with a joke) and a few of the action setpieces were boring and tension-free. i laughed a bunch of times. was satisfied. not great, certainly not terrible or even bad. decent.

>>82514941
Man his character arc was a real treat. I just wished he didn't die so soon.

>>82515067
If he didn't die, it wouldn't have been half as good. It's like saying you admire your dad so much, you want him there on your honeymoon.

>>82514467
>Being this fucking retarded and not understanding story

go back to channel awesome.

>>82510571
reminder that memelord and ayesha had sex and Adam is their son

Why didn't Ego just impregnate all human women and make a race of half celestial batteries for himself?

>>82515139
He didn't know which species could take on the Celestial gene. He moved on to another species after fugging Peter's mom.

>>82515139
Couldn't bring himself to ever return to Earth because his love for Peter's mom was real and he hated that.

Too many forced characters.

Yondu's arc was so bad and cliche.

Mantis was just shitty kawaii comedy relief.

Nebula was the worst offender. She was there just to make Gamora seem more important or something. You can tell this is true since she has zero synergy with the other guardians.

>>82515222
Yeah but he found out that humans worked so he could have gone back.

>>82515229
He doesn't have to love them because he put babies in millions of other species. He could have just taken her with him, she definitely knew he was a planet man.

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1st for Mantisfu Queen of the MCU

>>82515249
Yabba dabba (You)

>>82512630

Father and Son was on the Zune. Pay more attention.

They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you were a Bernie Sanders supporter, this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie

>>82515268
I support this. Only Daisy from AoS and Colleen Wing from Iron Fist come close.

Is the average census "It was a bad movie but it looked really nice"?
I thought it looked really great, especially the control room fight with the whistle arrow thing, but when it wasn't some beautiful setpiece I was pretty bored, especially how they'd constantly throw poop and shit jokes everywhere.

>>82514467
>forced drama

?????

>>82515386
What kind of dumbass asks what the general consensus is in a thread where he can just look at what people thought?

>>82515386
No. I thought it was great all around. Better than the first one, more emotional payoff and more climactic.

>>82510571
Was that Cate blanchet at the end with sly and ving? I know she's in Thor 3 and that looked like her character but I wss told that wasn't

>>82515364
You could make it though?

I could not. I ended up leaving halfway though, when that grey faggot was laughing at the MC.

I kicked over some normies popcorn that was next to me. Called his 5 year old a fucking slut. Showed them.

Theators are for cucks anyways. Did I say I was assaulted too, for no reason? Fuckers did nothing by the way, kicked ME out. I'm trying to find a non Jew laywer right now.

Normies are scum. When the day of rope comes they will hang.

>>82515444
No, Michelle Yeoh.

>>82512724

I think he was just bullshitting Peter with that part seeing as it makes no fucking sense. He had probably been to dozens or even hundreds of planets before Earth going from the number of skeletons on the planet.

>>82515265
He only found out after Quill touched the infinity stone in the first movie.

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>that scene where Yondu's second in command guy feels guilty for accidentally causing the other assholes to mutiny and says "they killed all my friends"

BUT IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW
YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN
I CAN STILL HEAR YOU SAYING
YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN

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Why is it we never discuss Vin's contributions to this franchise?

>>82512755
>its got some stylish direction, an insane amount of color and effects, and overall fun cheesy scifi comedy

Sounds like a very average summer blockbuster. About as predictable and formulaic as you can get I suppose. I'll pass, just like I did with the first one.

>>82515958
I saw some video about how he does Groot. I'm not sure if they're trying to be ironic or make fun of him or what
>"I am Groot" in a deep voice for the first movie
>"I am Groot" in the same voice but now autotuned to sound like a child in the second movie

>>82515486
What difference does that make? Earth still exists, Ego still exists, he could go back to Earth and make more kids.

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>>82515958
They do not even bring him in cast events

Everyone in this thread seems to think the jokes are memes perfectly engineered to get mass reddit tier up votes.
Just seems to me like they were having a fun time goofing off on set and ad-libbing ideas.
Not saying it's a good thing but there is no grand reddit conspiracy here.

>>82513893
I would too if the pacing wasn't so horrible, I felt exhausted by the time Yondu redeemed himself. He's still the best part of the movie though.

didnt care for the soundtrack in this one. Literally only ever heard of one song on it, which was mr blue sky. Seems like they cheaped out on the music compared to the first

>>82516963
I thought this at first right after seeing the film, but it's actually a thematically tighter soundtrack and I like it a lot after giving it another listen through. Nothing told Hooked on a Feeling in the first one though, that song is GOAT.

this movie gave me a fetish for bug girls and girls painted gold. Thanks Disney

Like all these capeshits it's comfy but nothing special. Which is fine.

>>82516120
Rooker's a champ for putting up with the makeup chair.

Anyone else remember Slither?

Who here honestly likes Groot?

There really should've been more scenes with Jeff Bridges

>>82516963
Maybe it's because I've played the fuck out of Awesome Mix vol. 1 but I find vol. 2 much more repeatable.

Songs are mellower. I thought vol. 1 had great songs but they just got a bit overbearing so they didn't blend well into each other as a playlist (though this wasn't really the intent). vol. 2 just has soft music that's consistent. Plus the original Guardians Inferno ft. Zardu Hasselfrau is great.

>>82516120
Lol Debicki is like opposite to RDJ, which doing tippy toes when shooting with others while actually bending to not tower Pratt LMAO

I love how Sylvester Stallone was so prominently featured in the Opening Credits and only appeared in 30 seconds of the movie.

>>82512709

The tumor broke my "immersion" so hard I never recovered.

"Hey, let's take Ego; have him talk about how mortals are insignificant, and then in the same scene shoehorn in that he was so affected by one that he had to kill her even despite in the same breath talking about how he reproduced with hundreds of other species in an attempt to create a child."

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea for any reason other than to turn something remotely interesting into a by the numbers villain? He goes from interesting concept of immortal being to turbo hitler in the span of 30 seconds.

Let's not even talk about how he can control the entire planet as an extension of himself but only in the darkest hour when we need to feel that our cast is in danger and no other times without any explanation.

Or how Yondu is powerful enough to walk through leagues of his own men with absolute ease or why he would destroy 3/5ths of his ship for no reason. This action only serves to give tasermeme enough time to loop the sovereign back into the plot because ego isn't threatening enough?? Despite being powerful enough to destroy all of their ships in the opening with one of his own, which we see he has many more of docked and which he should be able to use.

Let's not even go there

>>82510620
how is this shill faggot? he just wrote discuss

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>>82515288
>tfw Yondu put it first on the playlist because he knew there was no coming back

>>82517765
Groot yes. Baby Groot annoyed me a bit though. Happy to see he's growing back into his old form now.

>>82512516
No, dance off this time, only Pac-Man.

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I wish we had seen more of Ego's planet face.

>>82517765
Nobody.
That scene with Ravagers abusing Groot and yelling "Mascot, Mascot" is exactly what happened in an exec meeting when they came up with Baby Groot. Except irl they were pouring beer on Gunn.

>>82519396
Will he still be Teen Groot in Infinity War?

>>82519144

>"Hey, let's take Ego; have him talk about how mortals are insignificant, and then in the same scene shoehorn in that he was so affected by one that he had to kill her even despite in the same breath talking about how he reproduced with hundreds of other species in an attempt to create a child."

Ego is an *egomaniac*. He kills her in service to his egtistical end-game; It's precisely because he wants to view mortals as insignificant that being in actual, real love with a mortal was harshing his vibe. It's like breaking up with your gf to get super good at Jazz with J.K. Simmons.

>Or how Yondu is powerful enough to walk through leagues of his own men with absolute ease or why he would destroy 3/5ths of his ship for no reason.

I though Yondu's weapon was dumb in the first Gotg mainly because I had no idea how it worked, but they kind of establish in this movie that it's a finesse weapon that A: anyone in principle can use and B: is very hard to use. Yondu must've been using that thing for decades to get that good with it.

>>82517412

I do mang.

Did anyone else notice Gamora doing the CIA stance towards the end?

Loved Baby Groot. Can't find any gif of the best scene ever made: he vomiting

>Chris Pat literally can't act beyond the retarded naive guy
>shit cgi
>QUIP AFTER QUIP
>Shit reasoning for killing Ego and losing your power (couldn't he just escape?)
>atmosphere is worse
Etc

Still, only capeshit worth watching

>>82520376
I almost run out of the cineme at the begining with le baby groot dancing in the credits.

>>82513893
But why does Rooker have an infinity war beanie and show up on set?

>>82520397
>Shit reasoning for killing Ego and losing your power (couldn't he just escape?)

Are retarded?

>>82520412

I liked the movie but wasn't a fan of that

>>82520412
>>82520455
I just danced along with it.

Loved the whole movie.
Not the best one, but a pretty good one.

>>82520491
>I just danced along with it.
?
Are you a girl?

>>82520397
>>Shit reasoning for killing Ego and losing your power (couldn't he just escape?)
Ego was a super-powerful genocidal maniac, he was too dangerous to be left alive.

how many times do you think ego shot his cum load into mantis

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I almost get the impression reviews gave the movie bad reviews because it had too many feels.

>>82517080
I'm sure the internet has lots of material to satisfy you.

>>82510620
you really are a fucking retard, aren't you

how long until the drax x mantis porn?

>>82510571
we aussies got this shit like a year ago. kek

Why do the Guardians need Drax? He's the muscle, sure, but I can't for a second imagine them to be friends. Or "family" as Drax puts it.

In fact, why do any of them need the others?

>>82521057
>In fact, why do any of them need the others?
Because they're outcasts, and hanging out with other outcasts is better than being alone.

>>82521057
Drax was really out of place this movie. so was groot but cute let it exist

also baby groot model is shitty and looks like we want to sell toys

>>82521057
Who else is Drax supposed to be with? His family is killed and without the Guardians he'll be all alone.

>>82520426
Who knows why he shows up, but the beanies aren't too hard to acquire persay, I have the same beanie.

>>82520426
To throw people off him being kill.

>>82520302
Plus his new headgear was prototype, most likely more powerful than the first one.

>>82512560
Not just you. I preferred the first one, honestly.

>>82520302
>Ego is an *egomaniac*. He kills her in service to his egtistical end-game; It's precisely because he wants to view mortals as insignificant that being in actual, real love with a mortal was harshing his vibe

She'd already warmed up to him being a "space man," so why didn't he just take her back with him if he loved her so much? What's a human lifespan to a being literally millions, if not billions of years old?

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Sorry, no Egos.

>>82517080
And thus Auric Goldfinger was born.

The final scene with Stallone would have been so much better and more emotional if they didn't squeeze in the exposition for the retards.

>>82522448

It really meant nothing to 99% of the audience.

>>82512724
Pretty sure that was just for Peter's benefit.
His real first physical forms were probably closer to other species.

>>82513893
A Marvel Character death
>how long till he inexplicably returns

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Why did Ego kill all his not gifted children?

>>82523016
Because they were cramping his style.

>>82523006
Maybe in the comics, but in the movies there is no point in bringing non-iconic characters back.

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>>82515468
Anon,I know saying this is a bit of a meme but are you autisic?I mean thinking you have to prove your bad opinions to some random guy who just took his kid to the movie is pretty autisic

>>82510571
That movie did have a lot of colours. I didn't get much of the plot since i was coming up on the acid as they arrived on egos planet, but i had an absolute blast.

>>82519657
Given Gunns fondness of giant floating heads, will there be Worldmind or the Supreme Inteligence in vol. 3?

>>82523695
>Supreme Intelligence
Might as well shove it in Captain Marvel.

>>82511228
>underrated post

I agree with this perception of the movie.

>>82510999
Wow this dcuck is fucking triggered

>>82519657
Yeah that was one of the cooler shots of the movie and we saw it once for like 3 seconds

>>82523695
>>82523723
The only way I see a Captain Marvel movie working with her origin and everything is if Yon-Rogg and the Supreme Intelligence are involved as main antagonists

>>82520397
Only Batman let his genocidal enemies to live

>>82519771
>Will he still be Teen Groot in Infinity War?

No. He'll be full size.

GOTG2 actually takes place only 4 months after the first movie according to Gunn. The film is just chronologically out of place with the rest of the current MCU films.

>>82512057
Most of the villains in marvel movies severely underestimate the protagonists, it's part of what makes most of them not very strong characters.

>>82512161
>18%

Fucking Christ, charge your shitty device.

>>82516006
Saw that too. He probably does 2 hours of studio work and says I am Groot like 100 times. Must be comfy.

>>82521057
It's ok anon, maybe you can get friends one day too

>>82524456
Captain Marvel will never be a movie, he had been replaced by his woman.

>>82511497
My thoughts exactly

>>82524546
>Captain Marvel will never be a movie, he had been replaced by his woman.
I mean
That's what I meant. Ms. Marvel's origin is tied to Yon-Rogg

What are the chances that wonder woman, spiderman, thor and justice league end up being better than this?
Spiderman in particular looks like utter garbage.

>>82524764
Thor might turn out better, the rest don't stand a chance.

>>82516006
>>"I am Groot" in the same voice but now autotuned to sound like a child in the second movie
Skip to 1:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_8mCvPzzc

Baby Groot's voice might not be so altered as many would believe

>>82512083
Fucking Americlaps...

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fuck disney is doing a good job in removing all the post-credit scenes on streaming sites. they're nowhere

>>82525432
you aren't really missing anything at all

>>82525432

The Adam Warlock scene is dumb, Starhawk and the Ravagers means nothing to 99% of the audience, Teen Groot is fun, Uatu and the Watchers again, and Kraggan playing with the arrow. Nothing pertaining to the story.

>>82513784
He doesn't, he can't sleep naturally because he's a planet. She says he only wants to sleep when he's stressed out over making progeny

>American release
>The average review score falls
Typical.

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>Star Lord turning into Pac Man during the climax fight scene

>>82512301
Girlfriend wanted to see it. I honestly thought the first one was decent so I gave this one a try too. Not worth my money. This movie was absolute trash. The jokes were terrible. Somehow actors with some experience under their belt acted as bad as the ones in the movie who don't. 80% of the jokes fell flat and baby groot was a cheap way to get laughs so i dont think those count. People saying it's good because it gives the characters background are lying. Its shitty exposistion scenes with even shittier acting. But the soundtrack was good. Love me some George Harrison.

>>82527217
A lot of the people that post on this board in particular are late millenials or gen Z underage shits that are just breaking 18 so of course they love this tripe as much as they loved the first one which was also tripe
But glad to see you have an opinion of your own

>>82510571
shit movie.

if marvel keeps making filler movies like this then I guess thats the end of capeshit.

>>82512083
>clapping
>>82510571
it's fun

>>82527217


Your gf is probably taking it from a more fun, charming African male right now.

>>82527463
Hopefully

>>82514364
And Rocket finally found someone they understood him and had to leave him to die. Two movies in a row Rocket's lost someone now.

Yondu, Drax & Mantis are the best parts of the movie.

>>82520918
I'm tempted to draw Rocket fucking Mantis's face. I may have to, hardly anybody else is drawing Rocket.

>>82510571
Is it on spankbang yet?

>>82518589
Muh ranking as an actor

>>82520354
Buuuttttt she's a big girl

>>82527053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Fy6AUMv8E

How much money they making from this shit?

Everytime they fucking had a serious moment they torpedo it with some awful joke. It ruined the movie, I spent the last hour just waiting for it to be over.

>>82516963
>not knowing Fleetwood Mac

>>82510970
Saving

>>82510571
It was enjoyable, I rarely re-watch anything. I'm gonna try watching it again .

>>82510970
Do you think he Batista Bomb's her while they fug?

>>82512554
You like foreign language films?

>>82528724
I feel the same fampai. the shoehorned jokes ruined the movie

>>82513188
To think any of the Star Trek reboots are good is a fucking sad life.

>>82510571

Is this Star Wars for dumb people? Every fucking "joke" has to do with one character being literally retarded. The "plot" is amateurish C-movie tier and the characters of a soap opera have more charisma than this "band of misfits". Lots of colorful shit on display, but not a single shot deserves to be in a kino screen. The soundtrack is cringy and out of place and every pop-reference and feels tuned for the population of Idiocracy (muh hasselhoff). It has to be one of the most idiotic movies I've ever seen, and I've seen Highlander 2, Movie 43 and Suicide Squad.

I feel brainraped. (((Disney))) has truly broken the MCU.

>>82532296
I'm legitimately embarrassed for you if you're serious.

How could you not understand a popcorn movie?

>>82532296
There is a Star wars for intelligent people?

I loved this movie more than any Star Wars shit. It was pure visual porn.

>>82520426

Probably because he and Gunn are good friends and he's allowed to visit the set. It happens. Jim Carey being on the set of ASM2 made everyone freak out like he was going to be a character. He was literally just visiting it cause he's friends with Jaime Foxx.

>>82512713
>that's the joke

>>82516003
What the fuck are you expecting? A Kubrick flick?

Groot > Baby Groot

>>82515249
>Nebula

Felt like a pointless character at the end.

>>82512709
What? Zune came out in the mid 00s. Peter's mom died in the 80s.

>>82510571
Awesome Mix 2 > Awesome Mix 1

>>82511048
>>82510942
>>82510915

its ATOM

>>82510571
Saw it yesterday, meme free post:

Only time I laughed was when Mantis got bashed in the head when everyone was posing.

I found a few other jokes amusing but... Not worth laughing (I laughed plenty at deadpool, I'm no patrician in terms of quality).

I enjoyed the trailers much more than the film. I felt like there was no meaningful humor. Each character had the exact same jokes. And all the gags were predictable and pointless.

Speaking of... Mantis was completely useless. No reason for her to exist in the film. She didn't reveal anything that characters didn't discover on their own.

The entire mutiny subplot was also a big pointless gag-sequence. With an oddly epic arrow-murder sequence (I say oddly epic because, while cool, it wasn't a particularly epic fight in terms of narrative ).

Lots of little things that made this feel much weaker to me than the first. I get that people at large seemed to like it, but it was pretty disappointing imo.

Awesome Mix Vol. 1 or Vol. 2?

>>82534972
Vol.2

anything with fleetwood mac is already getting a nod.

>>82510571
Reddit loves this movie so I hate it. I'm team 4chan.

>>82528724
The thing is, if you do this once or twice it can land. But with gotg2 it was extremely boring and predictable.

Almost even worse was that the jokes made weren't clever, just blunt. Really..lazy.

Also EVERY character makes jokes. It's not like there were a few serious characters for the main cast to joke off of... No instead we have the golden people being obvious asses, (the carpet roll out, the laughing at tazerface) and a fucking Celestial ruining a heartfelt moment by declaring g he's gotta take a whizz.

Why? Why does every character have the same loud crass retard humor?

I thought it was very well put together and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It accomplished what it set out to do, "be a fun middle section where characters learn things about each other". It wasn't trying to reinvent the wheel and it didn't need to, I felt it handled the emotional parts well.

>>82520576
>it had too many feels.
how to spot a non grown up

>>82512724
Random chance, suppose to be a joke. He would eventually find a civilisation thet looked like it.

>>82535092
You're retarded.
>I felt it was made to be a waste of time. Good job mouse!

If "team bonding" was the point it could have been handled a million times better.

Antagonists: goldfags, celestial (a twist everyone saw coming), and space pirates.

Useless characters: nebula, Mantis, baby groot, every space pirate except for blue dude.

It was a mess. It got away with it because lazy "shock" comedy and slow-mo sequences with 80s pop are memetastic.

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>2 movies without a single Billy Joel song

Anyway, what are your hopes for Awesome Mix Vol. 3? With the Zune we have more modern options.
Personally I'm hoping for some older Rihanna.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmF4GbA86E

>Be in theater
>Yondu tells Rocket that they are the same, but he says it as "I'M YOU"
>The 11 year old boy sitting next to me says "What?"
Fuckin' piece of shit get out of the theater if you're going to talk you goddamn toilet goblin

>>82512724
Good example of something that was probably keamt to be a joke, but risked looking poorly thought-out on the writers part.

>"He constructed what he thought intelligent life was, and he randomly came up with a white male in jeans? Haha memetastic"
Who fucking laughed at that. Who.

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>>82510620

>>82535302
eminem

>>82519657
Me too, considering how Gunn likes to play up the weird I was expecting a scene of the face moving and talking.

>>82512755
>If you liked that you'll like this.
Objectively wrong. I loved the first one, this one sucked balls.

Very disappointing because I really liked the first one

>First hour+ was some real boring, dragged out shit. It could have been cut in half easily (and I would have eliminated the Yondoo/Fox in prison story
>find le father; le fatheris nice; oh wait le father is evil and needs me; the guy who i thought was an asshole is my daddy becuz he raised me (never seen this before)
>cgi overload
>didn't really understand Kurt Russells master plan
>pop music soundtrack was pretty bland

>>82510571
>Official
So are you with Marvel, or Disney?

So an orphan boy who is raised by a gruff father figure gets involved in with a D&D party dedicated to fighting an evil warlord.

The orphan discovers he has magical powers and uses them to win during the climax, saving the lives of his friends.

In the sequel, the magical orphan meets his father. His father turns out to be evil and the gruff father stand in who raised him was just protecting him from Evil Dad.

Evil Dad tries to sway Magical Orphan into joining his cause, but they fight instead.

What series is this now?

>>82510832

I put it on par with the first.

The biggest flaw is that they are all Hobbit AUJ goblin cave levels of indestructible.

There is literally zero tension until you realise that the script has decided that it's someones turn to die.

>>82510571
> WOOO I'M TINY GROOT HAHA

>>82535267
Hey man, It's just a movie. Most of you guys talk like there are two scores for a movie, if it's not amazing or ground breaking it's terrible horseshit that only stupid idiots enjoy and there is apparently no inbetween.

>>82534972

Vol. 2 by a mile.

>>82535348
I did.
I also loved the part where Rocket whispers, "wanna buy se batteries?" and Draxx start bustin' his ass laughing.

>>82510610
List of Officially Acceptable Capeshit:


Sam Raimi's Spider Man 1-3
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
X-Men Apocalypse (maybe)
Doctor Strange
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.2

>>82535520
2/5 is my opinion of it. Just below average. It's not the worst thing ever... But within the marvel verse of movies (a bar I feel it's fair to gold it to) it is one of the most dissappinting.

>>82535576
bait
actual list:
Batman Begins
Iron Man
Spider Man 2
Logan
Watchmen

>>82535564
Then we are truly lost.

>>82535677
>Logan
trash
>Batman Begins
it's okay, i wouldn't put it above The Punisher movies though, they were pretty bad

>>82535716
>thinking logan is trash
I don't fucking get it. Do you hate capeshit so much that you think it's impossible for modern capeshit to be good?

>>82535677
Spiderman 2 and Logan are the only good ones on that list

What did you all think of the tape scene? It felt like it didn't really need to be in it and dragged on forever

>>82535742
its the other way around
Modern capeshit is never good therefore i mostly hate it
a perfect capeshit movie is Spider Man 1-3, it has it's fun comic book elements but also brings in humanity that's more familliar to movie-goers than comic book fans, while not changing the character or the plot in any way that would take away from the source material
That's not Logan.

>>82535348
my entire theater laughed at that you just need a sense of humor. this film clearly wasn't taking itself overly seriously, you're supposed to laugh at the ridiculous bits and enjoy the rest of the movie without shitting yourself.

I enjoyed it well enough. Certainly more that milquetoast cookie cutter flavored water like Dr. Strange.

It's just that GotG 2 seems like it takes place in a separate cartoon universe and not the actual MCU.

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>>82512724
>>82512630
Why didn't Ego just stay with QuillMom until she died naturally if he is able to live forever? So many questions

>>82535459
Agreed. I call that Rogue One-ing.

>>82535858
But the ENTIRE thing was ridiculous. Every character swung from being serious to making jokes. It was like a shotgun approach to comedy.

Shock humor, delivered by every character, as often as possible.

I laughed at a few things. But this movie was a lethargic attempt at the first--which I found very funny.

>>82535780

I thought all the funeral stuff dragged on way too long and felt like the overly long dragged out ending in Return of the King that literally would....not...end.

>>82536039
Oh my god yes. That shit went on forever.

>tfw during the credits me and my friends got up to leave but then the extra scenes started playing
>we just stood there watching them, blocking these 2 fat nerds behind us

I hope I ruined the film for you you fat fucks

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>tfw these guys are more interesting than the main cast

>>82510970
it would have been a lot funnier if her antenas did cute little kicks when she laughs

>>82536386
That's not very nice anon...

>>82512167
Underrated Post, whole scene and song choice was best part of the film.

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>>82510571
It was really good. If more comic book movies were this good, /tv/ might be a better place.

>>82513893
I didn't tear up until Father and Son started playing. Rip Yondu ;_;7

>>82515659
For a movie where everyone is a space pirate asshole, there was a lot of really humanizing moments.

I got a super creepy feeling when I remembered how fondly Ego referred to the plant in the opening scene. It was a great little bit of cosmic horror. A dashing space man comes to Earth and seems benevolent but really he is just there to sow the seeds to consume the universe.

>>82534949
Mantis saved everyone by putting Ego to sleep for a while. She had a character arc. She was a scared pet and then she stood up for herself.

>>82535445
GotG is nothing like Star Wars if that is what you are implying.

what's the credits scene like anons?

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>>82510620

If I take somebody to see this who hasn't seen the first one and doesn't keep up with Marvel, are they gonna be lost?

>>82511717
>is offended by characters in a movie talking about genitalia
do you need safe space?

>>82537975

Kraggan playing with the arrow poorly. Starhawk and the Ravagers. Teen Groot being angtsy and fantastic. Uatu and the Watchers getting bitched at by Stan Lee. Adam Warlock tease.

>>82511717
>in a disney film

Disney films murder people in cold blood and in horrific ways.

I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL

>>82536937
Does she actually shave her hair for the role?

Just got out of the theater.

Pacing of the movie felt a bit off, to many jokes but there were quite a few good ones, for some reason 3 or so people in the audiance decided that EVERY JOKE was the funniest thing they had ever haerd and drowned out the movie with their laughter each time.

During the funeral Batista quips quietly, and the chuckle fuck in front of me bursts out laughing ruining the quiet scene.

1st movie was better, but overall it wasn't bad. It was what you expect of a Marvel film.

Star Wars + Family Guy = shit

So are we getting a Stallone Marvel flick or what?

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I'M MARY POPPINS YA'LL
If you look at how the joke was set up, was pretty funny desu senpai

>>82523006
>gets turned into fucking ashes and scattered throughout the cosmos
>thinks he is coming back
This ain't Star Trek 3, faggot. He isn't coming back.

>>82539596
>It was what you expect of a Marvel film.

In other words you're a miserable fucker who doesn't want to enjoy things.

>>82540007
Possibly? Or maybe they'll be in the sequel. Their characters were the original guardians of the galaxy in the comics. So who knows? I'm fine with either or because I'd like to see more of the Marvel Cosmic universe.

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>I'm gonna make some weird shit

what did he mean by this?

>>82540288
I enjoyed the movie but the flaws were noticeable, and by the time I walked out of it I wasn't surprised or really blown away by any aspect of the movie.
Quips, fight scenes, some form of drama.

The biggest issue of this movie was the sheer amount of jokes they tried to pull, sure a lot worked but at the same time a ton fell flat.

Batista turned into a meme character where EVERYTHING he did was because of a joke. Even in his "heart to heart" moment with Mantis he was doing jokes. Baby Groot was just there to sell merch, the sister drama wasn't interesting, and a blind guy could tell petes dad was the bad guy.

One of the moments I'm still surprised by is why would Ego just casually drop "Oh btw I gave your mom that turmor" when trying to bring Pete under his control.

That entire scene was the definition of "Boy, that escalated quickly".

>>82540007
Gunn has been very specific that Vol 3 will be the end "for this incarnation of the Guardians". I feel like Stallone and his team will play a pretty big role in Vol 3, and as long as audiences respond well to them then we'll see a "Ravagers of the Galaxy" flick announced not long after.

>>82540631
Nice, didn't know about that.

>>82540591
>One of the moments I'm still surprised by is why would Ego just casually drop "Oh btw I gave your mom that turmor" when trying to bring Pete under his control.

it was all part of his master plan

>>82540591
>why would Ego just casually drop "Oh btw I gave your mom that turmor" when trying to bring Pete under his control

Well he probably assumed his son had already embraced being a celestial and their "purpose". When you're immortal, you tend to care less about stuff, because whats the point? It could have also been just a slip of the tongue. idk, as James Gunn, he wrote the shit.

>Discuss
I watched this shit 2 weeks ago, u americucks will never learn.
Also, off yourself you disgusting lowlife shill.

>>82540591
I really hoped they would do a Furious 7 and make Kurt Russell not a bad guy as everyone expected him to be