GotG 2

>>82295492
baby groot is the best part

>>82295515
Best how, comedy wise? I laughed more at drax's quips

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who's your ayy lmaofu?

>>82295584
golden chick

>Shes aussie (like me)
straya cunt

>>82295584
Debecki is a 6'3 giantess so I pick her, cyborg-fu is the next best followed by quadroon neyney and lastly slanty eyed gook is her character a joke about how chinks are generally soulless insects?

Did thy give gunn full creative freedom?

>>82295584
Anyone with a pic of disheveled hair Debicki during the credits scene?

>>82295935
Seconding

>>82295759
Doesn't matter. He was clearly in "what do people want?" mode, intead of "what do I want to do?" mode. And now we have another installment of the horryfing concept of "filler movie in our cinematic universe. Next one will be good. Promise".

How the fuck did Gunn get so many cameos in? Mind blown a couple times.

>>82295584
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493650542467.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493650414019.webm

>>82295584
My head says Mantis because I'm still thinking of her comic book counterpart despite her being completely different here
My dicki says Debicki

>>82296570
> tfw we missed out on a david bowie cameo

>>82295584

Debicki was so hot in this

>>82296816
Sheesh you're right.

Speaking of which, I notice Jeff Goldblum dancing in the credits scroll, did he even appear in the film proper?

>beginning of movie is baby groot dancing for 10 minutes
is this hell?

>>82297032
With good music, jokes and great visuals of a fight. Much better then just a plain fight.

>>82297032
The fact that they literally brought big ass speakers JUST for the music pissed me off.

>>82297071
the fight is hardly shown, all we had was some blurry/unfocused comical scenes on the background

>>82295492
You can tell Gunn likes 'Man of Steel'.

>>82297032
>complaining about baby groot
Wait till you see edgy teenage Groot

>>82297210
yeah, saw the after credits scene. I think I am just gonna torrent the next one

>>82297210
You can already see it. The whole next movie he's going to be constantly complaining, until the end where he gets to redeem himself because he got somebody killed earlier on

>>82295584
>>82296571
Nebula all day.

>>82297261
Pls no

Anyone watch this in 3d? I decided against it but I want to know if I missed out

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>>82297321

>>82297419
I did, honestly can't remember any scenes that 3d stands out. don't bother

>>82297419
Nah, you missed nothing

did anyone else find the majority of jokes n quips to be just plan unfunny?


AND HOLY SHIT AT THAT BLATANT DAIRY QUEEN PRODUCT PLACEMENT

>>82297261
Somehow that role fits Vin Diesel.

Anyway the opening dance was the only Groot scene we didn't know about from the trailers. Glad they saved up the funnier scenes.

>>82295515
not at all
>>82295584
golden chick nearly gave me an hard on
>>82296102
I would assume that Marvel executives would have actually preferred if the movie had ties with the other Marvel movies. I don't think what you're saying makes sense tbqh
>>82296913
no
>>82297032
it was a great scene
>>82297504
Some of them, sure, but the majority? Nah.

>Marvel hates Sony
>Gunn replaces it with a Zune

Was the Zune a joke? If so it missed it's mark and just looked like straight product placement.

>>82296913
He'll be in Thor Ragnarok as an Elder of the Universe same as Del Toro

>>82297504
It's like they took all the funny off-handed things from GotG1 and did them again but 10x more.

So is the first half of Infinity War essentially going to be a side-scroller where Thanos travels through various "zones"(like an Asgard zone, a Xandar zone, a Collector's Base zone, and a Mystery zone) where we get cut-scenes revealing his backstory before he finally arrives on Earth for the last two stones?

Because we're 14 movies in and so far normies know basically fuck-all about his origins and motivations. I know it's possible to cram all that into one film, but given Disney's track record thus far, I don't see them pulling it off and making him carry more weight than any other "villain-of-the-week."

>>82297956
Yeah it was meant to be a joke as he said this is what everyone on earth is using now-a-days

>>82298014
Isn't Sam Neil and Laura Dern set to be in it as well or am i making that up

Rocket continues to be the only character worth watching it for.

Does this make me a furry?

>>82297956
it's a joke because its a dead meme player that never caught on

>>82298362
He seems to be the guy doing all the work in this movie

>>82298038
Yeah I just rewatched GotG 1 and it's really not that funny of a movie.

Like, it's funny, but the jokes come at a slower pace and they're less obvious jokes with a punchline and more amusing things that actually "realistically" fit into the situation.

The difference between eavesdropping on a bunch of guys at the pub who are having a hilarious conversation about something they did once, and watching stand-up comedy, I guess.

>>82297504
>THAT BLATANT DAIRY QUEEN PRODUCT PLACEMENT
what?

>>82297956
of course it's a joke, the Zune's discontinuated and 300 songs is hardly a feature these days

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>>82298410
'cuz he's based.

>>82295584
Ayesha, but at the end with her hair down.

>>82297210
uh, I think we're skipping that phase, anon

their next appearance (Avengers 3) is supposed to bring them to present day, that's enough time for Groot to grow back to full size

plus GotG 3 is a good 3 years away

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Are they getting their own movie?

>>82298051

I would actually love it if Thanos was the main character of Infinity War but unfortunately I'm sure he'll be a standard antagonist who's off-screen for entire acts whos motivations are summed up in one scene

>>82298051
They'll make a clumsy attempt to ramp up the stakes by making """THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE""" in danger and that will be the substitute for developing him as a villain.

>>82298444
Exactly - this is what a lot of us are talking about when we say "quips." There's organic humor and comedy, and then there's forced, occasionally funny, but almost always out-of-place quips.

The first GotG had a lot of organic humor. From what everyone's describing, Volume 2 is already experiencing the standard Disney "quippification" all MCU films have started to suffer from.

>>82298670
They could have had him kill the Vision to sort of establish that he's both a badass as well as a nihilistic monster, but from some of the leaked stills, it doesn't even appear they have the sack to do that.

>>82298544
What's the red guy's name again?

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>>82298673
Yep.

>>82298798
Bulk Hardpec.

This movie had the best Stan Lee cameo for what it's worth

>>82295492
Does cosmic MCU have a bright future?

>>82298838
Bolt Vanderhuge.

>>82299050
THe one in the first movie is better

>>82298544
Who's the blackhaired cutie? Why does Marvel keep adding waifus?

>>82299207
Watchers m8.

>>82298544
Wait a minute. The red lizard is a sorcerer like Strange?

>>82298822
The reason Spiderman was always top notch with his banter was that
A- he actually was a teenager so the sophomoric humor made sense
B- his generally served some kind of tactical purpose, usually goading villains to make the first move or fall into some trap

It also helps when your hero is capable of actually getting his ass kicked instead of being an obnoxious, untouchable twat with a million one liners.

>>82299248
Yeah Krugarr.

>>82298798
Sorcerer Slug

>>82295584
Ayesha

Because hot damn. The only flaw with her is that she actually has long hair.

Mantis/Drax Forever.
Nebula/Rocket just because I'm a jerk.

>>82299279
Exactly. Spidey's whole schtick is basically being the Bugs Bunny of superheroes. He'll spring around, seemingly effortlessly dodging your attacks while verbally shitposting the whole time.

It's why I love him.

Anyone know the song that's in the background when Yondu is introduced? At the whore house where he meets Stallone.

Just finished watching it, here are my thoughts

>didn't have enough momentum
>scenes dragged out for way to long
>the golden people should have only been in it at the start
>trying too hard with the jokes
>mantis was annoying
>directing was terrible at times

Everything else was pretty solid, I think they the took the best aspects of the first one and tried to emulate it. Good idea in theory, but didn't have the same impact.

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>>82299220
Looks like Hela from Thor Ragnarok

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>mfw this scene

You can complain about the movie all you want but the visual is A++ grade.

>>82299624
I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE

>>82299582
>"Mr. Blue Sky" - Electric Light Ochestra
"Fox on the Run" - Sweet
"Lake Shore Drive" - Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah
"The Chain" - Fleetwood Mac
"Bring It On Home To Me" - Sam Cooke
"Southern Nights" - Glen Campbell
"My Sweet Lord" - George Harrison

One of these

>>82299619
> the golden people should have only been in it at the start

They were there to introduce adam warlock, a character essential to the infinity war storyline

>tfw you realised Rocket was talking about leaving Yondu behind to die, not Quill

>>82299666
We can have Satanic trips but we can't have Mephisto.

>HERE TAKE THIS, THE EARTH PEOPLE CALL IT A ZUNE
wow really subtle product placement there

>>82299690
Doesn't fox own him? He was night crawler's father and showed up in first class right?

>>82299707
> discontinued june 2012

It was a joke

>>82299738
Yeah, so his role in the story will probably go to Loki.

>actually paying and watching guardians of the redditxy

>>82299666
Thats fine, but we didn't need them to be recurring characters throughout the movie.

>>82299799
>Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.Vol.2.2017.HDCAM.950MB.MkvCage
Ah ain't

>>82299666
Other ways to do that to be fair. Would've preferred the third act had them fighting Ego's anti bodies rather than vidya drones again. Drax didn't get to kick any ass this time around.

>>82299738
If Mephisto is tied to any group, it's the MCU. Mephisto is the legit lord of *an* underworld. Nightcrawler's dad is just Azazel.

Or at least that's how it was last time I read a comic.

>>82299758
Probably still you know this will happen in the next few months
>EPIC NEWS Microsoft announced a limited run of Zunes after PHENOMENAL fan demand to THAT Guardians scene.

>>82299643
Thanks but it's not any of those. It was some synth track.

>>82299905
T-thanks /co/mblr

>>82295492
Second half was way better than the first. Groot was annoying, Gamorra can't act and Im still wondering what happened to Batista's skin. Could've been lighter on jokes but overall it was a cut above your average marvel flick. 7/10

>>82295492
Pros
>distinct identity separate from other marvel films
>Pratt did a decent job
>Rocket being jailed on the spaceship and baby groot finding all the different items
>the massacre that followed the above
>Rocket, baby Groot and Drax
>soundtrack was awesome
>opening scene

Cons
>pacing was a nightmare
>too many plotlines, rushed, would have been much better as a miniseries
>so many of the jokes failed to land
>yandu's death lacked emotional resonance
>without the soundtrack, would have been significantly worse

Better than most marvel shit, worse than the first film

>>82299905
I want a zack snyder directed one more day film. I mean, who doesn't love that comic?

>>82295759
They did, Gunn confirmed a few times
It's why there are no ties to the mcu outside of the whole "Thanos is the girls' dad" thing

Feel kinda bad for Wright considering...

>>82300086
I still hate Bendis more than Snyder. At least 300 was a good adaptation.

>>82300067
>baby groot
>funny
literally exists to stop the children from getting bored and to sell toys

>>82300111
Wright got what he deserved. Also World's End sucked.

>>82300054
>what happened to Batista's skin.
New makeup method.

IT IS CALLED A PRACTICAL JOKE
I JUST MADE IT UP

So I just read Jim Starlin's Captain Marvel stuff yesterday. Why can't movie Drax fly and shoot lasers?

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>>82295584
Peter's mom

>>82300145
you have no heart if you didn't enjoy baby groot
also, it helps that he wasn't overused

>>82298544
The pilot episode of Syfy's Krypton is looking good!

>>82299582
It's not on the score either. There's a lot of missing stuff, like the music that plays when the Sovereign show up on the planet after. 29 vs 19 tracks in comparison with the first movie score.

Damn, CGI Kurt Russell was pretty good

>>82300086
And I want Bendis to fuck himself with a rusty sawblade.

>"I Saw Her Today at the Reception" starts playing

>>82300273
The de-aged one?

>>82300273
The cgi ego sludge and the part where he has no skin was pretty bad cgi 2bqhwy

>>82300319
Yeah, the 80s version in the beginning

>>82299624
>when you nutted but she still suckin

>>82300378
That was just Kurt with shaved beard and dyed hair

CGI touch ups were used on his skin to remove a couple wrinkles but that's about it

>>82298544
>miley cyrus voices the robot

quite the cameos

>>82299738
That was Azazel.

>>82300422
Neat, they should've done the same with RDJ in CW

Reddit: the thread

>>82300522
I know you are, but what am I?

>>82299220
That would be Michelle Yeoh

>>82300649
But who is she playing?

>>82299624
That's going to be a reaction image goldmine, I can tell.

>>82295584
Gamora

I love Mulatto chicks irl

"What does he know about my dad?"
"I know. I know you're sensitive about that."
"What? No I'm not. I want to know what he knows about my dad."

Probably laughed hardest at that part of the film.

All in all it wasn't bad. I expected more music, there was only a couple of songs that were played properly (not scrambled in the background). I'm getting a bit of explosion-fatigue, I think in a lot of ways the plot was weak and it didn't have the charm of the previous one. But it was fun, at least.

>>82297032
First third of the movie is pretty meh. The moment they split it up it becomes godly.

Basically, based Gunn actually outdid himself. It's this fucking crazy over-the-top clusterfuck of visuals and things happening but somehow it all just works beautifully and by the end the audience is crying.

Seriously, every time the madman kept increasing the insanity I just couldn't believe my eyes, the warp scene, the pacman scene, the fucking "Nebula turns into a living battery" scene, all that shit was crazy.

I also liked how unlike Civil War, it did the "he killed my mom" in a way that actually got you, instead of some bullshit that's there to even out and make both sides reasonable.

Either way, Gunn did it again, he made the best Marvel movie. Again.

Pretty good movie, first one was more solid overall tho

Is Stallone having his own marvel movie?

>>82300947
Third time's the charm, when's vol. 3? 2020?
>>82300959
Stallone's getting old, I wonder if Lee is eating him next.

Anyone feel Pratt's acting massively missed the mark here?

He looked wooden and stilted and boring.

>making Ego a Celestial

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Best Stan Lee cameo so far?

>>82301071
It's not like it's going to make any difference.

>>82295584
I want to protect Mantis' smile.

So, is there a telecine of the movie already?

>>82301205
Just go see it at the cinema you cheap faggot.

>>82301309
I'm not paying $35 to see a 2 hour movie.

>>82301019
Pratt's never been anything more than the "makes funny faces while shouting exasperatedly" guy.

I got what I expected out of him.

>>82301368
It shouldn't cost that much.

>>82301368
What movie ticket costs 35$? more like 15$

>>82301391
I think I'm just realising how utterly terrible he is. I didn't get the sense in this movie that he cared about any of other characters. The best he could put forward was a really weird sort of shouting/crying when Yondu died and even then it looked like he didn't give a fuck.

>>82301368
>$35
Fuck off Zimbabwe.

>>82296570
>Ben Browder as the Sovereign commander
Hooefully he's back in Vol. 3.

That death hit me hard. He was my favourite character in the films desu. I've got a feeling that women won't understand the movie as much, however

Nigs, do you think Pratt will be able to control the ego-sludge on earth?

>>82301511
Agreed, they don't understand the father-son endearing ball-breaking

>>>/co/

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>>82301441
>I didn't get the sense in this movie that he cared about any of other characters.
I don't blame him for that because I didn't give a shit about any of them either.

I mean I'm sure he makes an assload of money but I feel bad for the guy.

Imagine growing up wanting to be an actor and ending up doomed to do capeshit for the rest of your life after an agent made you sign a 48-movie contract.

>>82301511
>He was my favourite character in the films desu
I have good news for you, anon
Michael Rooker has been seen near the set of Infinity War wearing the same hat every other actor affiliated with the project has been seen wearing

>>82301583
>ending up doomed
Yeah I'm sure starring in multiple critical and box office successes really hurts his career.

>>82301616
I'd wager he just shows up in the flashback scenes

>>82301441
His limitations really started becoming apparent to me in Passengers.

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>>82301657
>Yeah I'm sure starring in multiple critical and box office successes really hurts his career.
He might make a lot of money but he'll never make art.

Only capeshit. Or, well, I guess tGotG is quipshit now.

>>82301693
>he'll never make art
I doubt he's feeling particularly sad about never making art.

Best scene was where Ayesha stepped down from the screen and picked a random member of the audience to be her slave

>>82301583
>Imagine being set for life with regular, well-paying work and the adoration of millions of fans
Yeah, I don't know how he keeps going.

>>82301693
>He might make a lot of money but he'll never make art.

>nobodies with no authority or expertise attempting to shit on others

lel kek max'd m8

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>>82301732
That's why I feel bad for him.

It's like watching a dog that's been blind its whole life trying to play catch. And I have a blind dog that I got as a puppy, so trust me on this, that's exactly what it's like.

The dog is having a grand old time and doesn't know any better so you don't really feel bad for the dog. You just feel bad in a general nonspecific sense that we live in such a cruel and uncaring universe that people are born so deficient.

>>82301752
>set for life
There's more to life than being the fattest parasite on the planet, senpai.

>>82301753
Sorry, how many millions do I need to make before my opinion becomes relevant, Mr Scrooge?

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>>82301829
Oh look, it's a "/lit/ comes to /tv/" episode.

>>82301829
>There's more to life than being the fattest parasite on the planet, senpai.
Financially speaking, anon.

>>82301829
you sound like a right twat

>>82301829

Wow this is Elliot Rodgers levels of bitterness anon.
Get help.

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>>82301945
Some of you guys are alright.

Don't come to Dark Knight tomorrow.

>>82301829
>people are born so deficient
>Chris Pratt
>tall, pretty attractive after he got fit
>stable career
>hot wife he got WHEN HE WAS FAT AS SHIT
>anon thinks he's deficient because he doesn't create art
Movies are an artistic medium, all movies are art.

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>>82301829
>There's more to life than being the fattest parasite on the planet, senpai.

Good luck getting that shit to fly with people who for once in their lives are able to say about it they're at least partway to fulfilment.

>>82295492
It's everything Age of Ultron failed to have been. It's GotG dialed up to 11 in the best way. I got legit emotional more times than I thought I would have. And that was just from a cam rip senpai.

oh right it's another one of those "he's just like me!" threads

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>>82301995
Reminds me of someone from an actually good movie.

Designed from the ground up to have every advantage and never achieved shit.

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>>82302109
I find it amusing and tragic that people will suck the cock of a Hollywood millionaire who doesn't give a single fuck about them because he's a celebrity.

Wake up you fucking retards.

On the day of the rope the silver screen colluders who kept the masses ignorant and docile in their chains will hang with all the rest.

>>82302086
How do you faggots justify watching camrips? I'm all for torrenting but at least wait for a decent rip

>>82302043
It would not surprise me at all to find there really are adults so far gone in this sort of one-sided internet gang fantasy they actually address people as "reddit" in such lives as they have in the exterior world.

Anyone know who the fat old guy dancing in the credits was? I think he was just after goldblum

>>82297956
>Product placement for a device that died years ago

Jesus fucking Christ you're retarded

>>82302165
>multiple posts laughing at him
>swipes at the lowest of low fruits

pathetic

>>82302147
the day of the rope is really pathetic and faggoty compared with "when the entropy comes"

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>>82302147
That escalated quickly.

I'm okay with it.

>>82302201
What makes you think that was me?

>>82302151
the best movies are enjoyed through 30 different video recordings spliced together at awkward times

>>82302201
>multiple posts laughing at him

Wasn't even me, jefe. You'll believe what you need to, obviously.

>swipes at the lowest of low fruits

What else is there to swipe at? This isn't slashdot.

>>82302147
>I don't think he's very good
>I think he's alright
>OMG SUCK HIS COCK MORE
lol is this what happens when someone goes through life without ever getting a compliment?

>>82302236
see
>>82302165
esp. the part about fucked-up adults and their internet gang fantasies

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>>82302255
Do you e-mail in screencaps of you defending Pratt on the internet hoping that he might send you three pixels of a dickpick from when he was fat in return?

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Bow to your sweet lord.

>>82301693
lol. true artists have shat on people like you since time immemorial

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>Father and Son starts playing
Fucking bastards plucking at muh heartstrings...

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>>82302400
I'd be interested in what a pseud thinks counts as a "true artist."

With quotes, of course.

"You're the sea, Peter!"

God, this movie is fucking great. Legit teared up at a couple of scenes.

>>82302419
so glad they didn't go for Cat's in the Cradle

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>>82302419
>t-they...
>they're coming......
>He never abandoned us boss....

>>82302335
> tfw that is one of my favorite songs

James gunn has impeccable taste

>create a poll after Guardian 1 on who is their favorite character
>ever votes Yondu
>proceeds to kill him in the sequel
Why does Marvel shit keep doing stupid shit like this?

>>82302443
> so glad

Why? I got misty eyed the first time I heard that song

>>82302465
It wasn't stupid
it was fucking great, this movie has the best death and best villain of all marvel movies

>>82302482
too cliché

>>82302482
Because it doesn't fit.

Think about the lyrics. They're nothing like the situation in the movie.

>>82302486
Rocket is 2nd favorite, are they going to kill him next?

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>>82302419
>Kraglin's absolute smile and excitement as he realises Yondu got a proper Ravager funeral.

Gunn just knows how to make emotional shit have impact. It's a shame he isn't directing the big Infinity movies.

>GotG 2 set to open at 150-170m domestic opening weekend
>2nd biggest Marvel opening after Age of Ultron

Christ. I didn't know the franchise is that popular?

>>82302465
It's not stupid, honestly the movie could have been one and a half hour of pure shit and people will continue to say how awesome it is because all they would remember would be Yondu's awesome death. Idiots would be flooding out of threater with,"he might be yer father but he ain't yo daddy."

>>82302573

If you think that's amazing: GotG cast will be in the next Avengers aka biggest movie ever made.

>>82302550
>Kraglin
could've sworn his name was Crackling haha

>>82302573
>hated Dr. Strange
>hated Thor and everything he's in
>hated Hulk
>meh with Ironshit
>liked Capt. America Civil War
>okay... with Age of Ultron
Honestly I am glad I don't have shit taste because I truly enjoyed this movie. I might even buy the soundtrack its so fucking good...

>>82295492
Filler: The movie. Nothing of consequence actually happens, quips were shit tier even by marvel standards. 5/10, it wasn't awful but it's literally marvel making the same flick for the nth time. Nothing but a cash grab. Baby groot is pretty lame too, only makes the complete lack of creative writing more obvious.

>>82302443
If you think about it Cat's in the Cradle is kinda about how the son never get to know and love his father. Which doesn't match Yondu's and Peter's relationship.

>>82302673
nice try dcshill

What was the after credits scene? A tie in to the avengers or just like generic stuff?

>>82302774
there were like 5. which one did you miss?

>>82302673
>when he doesn't even try with the bait

>capeshit

sage

>>82302797
I had to leave like as soon as the movie finished...so I didn't catch any...

>tfw you bitch tears in the theater and you are glad it was dark so nobody could see

>>82302673
>it wasn't awful but it's literally marvel making the same flick for the nth time.

How do I know that you never watched the movie?

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post yfw this happened

>>82299624
this is was fucking great
this movie does't feel like marvle shit at all

Who's directing the infinity war movies? The russos?

>>82302863
WE

ARE

GROOT

>>82302863
Weirdest fucking cameo ever, the mood for that scene wasn't comedic if i recall correct

>>82302835

1: Kraglin messing about with Yondu's arrow, accidentally stabbing Drax with it
2: Stallone/Stakar reunites with other Ravager leaders
3: Ayesha unveils Adam Warlock's cocoon
4: Peter scolding rebellious teenage Groot
5: Continuation of the Stan Lee cameo

can we agree that this movie is what nu-star wars should have been right? in retorspect tfa sucks donkey dicks compared to this movie

>>82302955
He also appeared in that one song in the soundtrack and the credits scroll saying WE ARE GROOT

>>82302751
nah that's my honest take on it. it was a mediocre and unnecessary flick.
>>82302860
how was it different from the other marvel flicks?

>>82303051
for starters main characters are dying and there are sadistic deaths being shown in full screen without the camera paning away from it

Am I the only one who thought Yondu's death was underwhelming?
Normally dramatic deaths make me really emotional, but this one did nothing for me

>>82303103
the funeral got me good, when all the ships and the crews crying

>>82303051
>how was it different from the other marvel flicks?

1. Stand alone story
2. Jack Kirby aesthetics
3. Character-driven instead of plot-driven

I'm not saying that it's perfect or anything but it's a step in the right direction for Marvel whom I'm sure have realized that their latest movies have been getting stale and repetitive.

>>82302974

wow Stan Lee is still alive?

>>82295492
>Just saw it, discussion thread

How's the soundtrack?
After I saw the original I must've listened to the soundtrack/mixtape several dozen times since.

>>82303217
Best use of soundtrack was when it played my sweet lord and father and son

Going through IMDB and wtf
>Seth Green
>Michelle Yeoh
>Miley Cyrus
>Michael Rosenbaum
>Rob Zombie

>>82303074
>sadistic deaths

that execution scene where the loyalist Ravagers are shot into the void of space from the airlock

That was brutal as fuck.

>>82303176
I think he's actually playing as Stan Lee himself this time.

>>82303020
I've been saying Guardians of the Galaxy was more of a Star Wars movie than The Force Awakens since the latter came out in theaters.

>>82302086
Hit me up with a link to that shitty camrip, bby

>>82302932
Yes ...

>>82303074
>main characters are dying
he wasn't a main character though
>>82303155
>stand alone story
with the same betrayal/take over the universe plot as all the others
>character driven
which would be good but here it's just a bunch of generic subplots played out by trope characters quipping at each other

>>82303373
>Yondu wasn't a main character
Hint:He was

>>82303443
Nah.

He had no development.

Main characters = characters who change.

Rocket changed. Yondu didn't. Rocket and Quill were the main characters of that plotline, and Yondu the supporting character.

It's in the name.

Yondu "supports" their story. He is the character that enables their epiphanies and growth.

Supporting characters are not less important or "subservient" to main characters. The story just isn't about them.

>>82298798

Ed sheeran

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>>82303560
>reddit spacing

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>>82303588
I fucking hate that meme. The reason I space my posts the way that I do is because I write in a very small textbox and without the additional use of the enter key you can't see in the textbox that the next sentence ends up on a new line.
See what I'm talking about?

>>82303560
>He had no development.

...

>>82303560
>Yondu had no character development in GotG2
I see you're talking about movies you haven't even seen again, anon.
Please stop.

>>82303646
>>82303651
He literally had no fucking development you fucking retards.

In what way did he change, at all, from the start of the movie to the end of the movie? Not "how did his material circumstances change" but how did he, as a person, change? What epiphany did he have?

It's certainly not that he became softer, because his pre-existing softness was what caused his entire fucking conflict. It's definitely not that he embraced his role as Quill's surrogate father, because the entire movie is about Quill realising he's always been that.

So HOW THE FUCK DID HE CHANGE?

>>82303639
>actually being autistic
Why the fuck do you care if and or a sentence ends up on a new line?
Holy fucking shit.
That still doesn't explain why you leave an entire empty line between lines.

>>82303694
he got a sweet new fin

>>82303639
>textbox meme

You can adjust that
Unless you're on a 720p monitor that argument doesn't have the high ground

>>82303694
He stopped clinging to his past as a Ravager and started fully supporting Peter.
I guess this doesn't count because of reasons you're going to make up, though.

>>82303703
>Why the fuck do you care if and or a sentence ends up on a new line?
Because grammar and formatting are not just politeness, they are how to draw the reader's attention to meaning.

Those sentences are all on new lines because I want them all separated as separate ideas instead of being in one paragraph, read as a sequence of declarative statements instead of evidence tied into one central point.

>>82303703
>That still doesn't explain why you leave an entire empty line between lines.
Because as pic related fucking shows I can't see the linebreaks in the posting box without putting an empty line in to make them obvious you fucking retard.

>>82303731
I don't want to adjust it.

>>82303774
Pressing enter will ALWAYS put the following text on a new line.
Jesus.
>I don't want to adjust it
Stay retarded.

>>82303742
>He stopped clinging to his past as a Ravager and started fully supporting Peter.
So you mean when he chose not to kill Peter in tGotG 1, which was what precipitated the fucking mutiny, he was choosing the Ravagers over Peter and not fully supporting Peter?

Yondu's character has ALWAYS been as being torn between the Ravagers and Peter, and choosing Peter over the Ravagers. That's what causes his entire conflict in the movie. My point is that what you call his development is not development, it is the realisation of his character. It does not emerge over the movie, it is the cause of everything that happens to him in the movie. Thus, it's not development. How can it be, if it's there at the start?

It doesn't count because it's not fucking development.

>>82303807
>Pressing enter will ALWAYS put the following text on a new line.
I know that you fucking retard, but I can't SEE it. How can I check formatting I cannot fucking see?

>Stay retarded.
I'm not the one getting up in arms about fucking reddit spacing you fucking retard. You're the one who started this stupid fucking tangent because using the enter key triggers you so fucking much.

>>82303742
He'd always gone out of his way to protect Peter, that's nothing new.

Old mentor sacrifices himself for protag and finds redemption through heroic death is one of the oldest tropes out there. Old mentor is also a typical supporting character.

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>>82295584
debicki is the most perfect woman to ever exist

>>82303845
>Yondu's character has ALWAYS been as being torn between the Ravagers and Peter, and choosing Peter over the Ravagers. That's what causes his entire conflict in the movie. My point is that what you call his development is not development, it is the realisation of his character. It does not emerge over the movie, it is the cause of everything that happens to him in the movie. Thus, it's not development. How can it be, if it's there at the start?

I'm having aneurysms reading this post.

>>82295584

got so fucking hard for debicki that i wanna licki then sticki my dicki in debicki

>>82303845
And yet he was still clinging to the Ravagers in Vol 2 and even tried to BEG Stakar to take him back.
When he escaped with Rocket and Groot, he had completely given up on that because he'd found family in Rocket.
It's development.

>>82303889
If you know enter will move the following text to the next line, why do you need to see it?

>>82303731
Not him, but I do the same thing. I like a smaller textbox to more easily refer back to posts I'm replying to.

Also, I do line breaks to indicate a new subject/line of thought whenever possible. Wall-o-texts do nothing at all for me, and I assume the same of other people, and to me, "reddit spacing" is the stupidest evasion/criticism I've seen habitually used on this board. Most of the people making it are just outing themselves, as how would you know "reddit spacing" if one wasn't a regular visitor of the site?

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>>82303957
>And yet he was still clinging to the Ravagers in Vol 2 and even tried to BEG Stakar to take him back.
Tell me again what kind of funeral he got at the end of the movie, anon.

The whole point of that scene was that he was allowed to become a Ravager again in the end, even if posthumously. He never let go of the Ravagers.

>>82303889
>I'm not the one getting up in arms

You're literally being a special snowflake because you don't want to make a fucking adjustment to your goddamn textbox.

stop feeding the dc shill please

>>82303978
Because it makes it significantly easier to proofread my posts.

>>82304003
I guess I fucking missed the part where Yondu called Stakar and asked him to hold a Ravager funeral for him.
The Ravagers honoring him ≠ Yondu clinging to be one of them still

>>82304009
>You're literally being a special snowflake because you don't want to make a fucking adjustment to your goddamn textbox.
Takes two to tango you fucking idiot.

Stop posting any time, it's literally that easy. Otherwise you are objectively just as retarded as you think I am for participating in this argument. I was happy enough to talk about the fucking topic but nope, you've gotta soapbox about people not using the right fucking formatting.

Do you complain about people using
>greentext
improperly too?

thread ruined thanks fucko

>>82303957
He did not because the people he killed weren't really Ravagers, they become just mercenaries and thugs. Remember the reason Yondu and his crew was kicked out was not because he was soft on Peter. It was because he was doing Ego's bidding and bringing children for Ego to kill(without Yondu's knowledge btw).

>>82304058
>Yondu clinging to be one of them still
Where exactly does Yondu "renounce" his Ravagerness anyway? He certainly doesn't leave willingly.

>I guess I fucking missed the part where Yondu called Stakar and asked him to hold a Ravager funeral for him.
What is symbolism for $500.

Do you think Kraglin would have called up the other Ravagers if 5 minutes before biting it Yondu was saying "fuck those guys anyway I renounce it all, let's go slave some kids!!!" Kraglin wanted to give Yondu the funeral he knew Yondu would have wanted, and that he thought Yondu deserved. A Ravager funeral.

Because Yondu always considered himself a Ravager.

>>82304063
>Takes two to tango you fucking idiot.

Except it takes one person for self-criticism. Yet here you are pointing fingers.

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>>82304173
>it takes one person for self-criticism
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with using reddit spacing, and thus no self-criticism applies.

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I can't wait for May 5th when all discussion on this movie will instantly go to shitposting.

>>82304209
>There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with using reddit spacing

>Needing to distinguish yourself from the rest of Anonymous is what 4chan is all about

Die

>>82304245
>Amerifats still haven't watched this
lol wow you guys get shit on by your own companies.

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>>82304272
>>Needing to distinguish yourself from the rest of Anonymous is what 4chan is all about
Yes anon, reddit spacing is an existential threat to the character of 4chan.

Disregard that I've been here since 2004 and doing it since literally before Reddit fucking existed.

Just meh.

No surprises. I did not like that father/son story.

I just wanted some wacky space adventures, which was more or less provided by Rocket Raccoon's arc.

>>82304396
>which was more or less provided by Rocket Raccoon's arc.
Rocket Raccoon is the best character still alive, tbqh.

>>82302151
I'm going to watch it again in better quality of course. I just couldn't wait and it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do. That's my reason

>>82303020
Absolutely true

>>82304329
I'm sure you have, anon, I'm sure you have.
And I invented the English language.

>>82305253
>I'm sure you have, anon, I'm sure you have.
Yep, there is not a single active poster on the entire website who started posting before you did, anon. We all came here in 2016 from r/the_donald, just like you :).

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MERRY POPPINS xDDD
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>>82303251
>Not any use of The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

>>82303020
I said that about the first one, definitely
This one? Ehh.... I mean it's still much better than TFA but it's too light-hearted

>>82300812
cant wait to get my hands on mantis and drax pointing and laughing

>>82305332
Merry poppins is the most badass motherfucker in the universe, okay

>>82303332
Not on my computer atm but it's on any decent torrent site id wager

>>82301511
my gf was crying over yondu
inb4 BLUED

>>82300422
https://youtu.be/L0SZ7dXcuFE?t=5m39s
>Marvel planned to do the same de-aging tech
>Russell's old-timey makeup artist suggested they let him de-age him "manually" first
Dang, that's cool

If Marvel movies could looks this good, why haven't they done it before?

That was a major thought in my mind throught the whole movie.

This shit it's gonna be the best thing out of the MCU after the long run, isn't it? It's probably bigger than the avangers at this point, it's really going to be this generation star wars.

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What do you think about casting Kurt Russell?

He seemed perfect for the role of super-space douchebag

>>82305561
James Gunn is a good director

>>82305561
I thought the CGI was wonky this time. Some parts looked unconvincing. Then again, for a movie like this, it didn't take away much from my enjoyment of it.

>>82299620
I thought the same

>>82305561
That's Cosmic Marvel for you.

>>82305654
Considering that the movie had to be about 90% CGI I think if only parts of it looked like shit that's an achievement, tbqh.

>>82305353
>dat second use of The Chain
Literally the most I've been hyped in capeshit. Fucking hell.

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now that we have living planets as cannon when are we going to introduce Denny, the living street?

>>82305740
I'd be unironically interested in a story about a living street.

Maybe some comfy art piece about how the character of the street changes over the generations that live there. The spirit of the street is like a benevolent protector, and it's about one particular family's struggles over the ages.

Throw in some tragedy.

>>82305820
straight to dvd christmas movie

>>82298544
Gunn said that the Guardians will change after the third movie, so...

So....whos the dude in the gold sarcophagus?

My knowledge of Marvel is limited to the main heroes.

>>82306218
Adam Warlock, magic spaceman david bowie

>>82305735
I know what you mean. I fucking died.

So this is the power of kino

>>82306218
jesus to thanos' satan

>>82306397
please spoil the chain scene senpai

>>82306247
So it's pretty much 99% chance confirmed that Adam Driver is going to play him right?

>>82295492
I liked it, but holy shit that Taser Face shit was SO forced

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>>82295935
>>82295983

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>>82298461
>discontinuated

>>82306584
I get the feeling their intent was for it to feel forced (because Rocket's just trying to piss the guy off) but they took it way too fucking far.

It almost ruined that entire subplot, basically, and Rocket's subplot was the only good part of the movie.

9/10

stunning visuals, awesome audio, decent plot, good villain
but I was expecting quip-kino, I didn't want my eyes to start glistening... ;_;

>>82300067
Really? I felt yondu's death was a bit weak, but the funeral was great.

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>>82295584
Muh Nebulafu

>>82306460
Not him but it's actually some pretty basic shit, it's just super well executed. It's more "power of friendship" bullshit that somehow Gunn makes it work.


>Villain has the upper hand, Pratt is being raped by 3 electric tentacles and is being turned into a human battery. Meanwhile, all his friends are being swallowed up by the planet.
>All hope is lost yadda yadda
>Blue guy turns to him and I shit you not delivers the extremely corny "You know how I control that arrow? I don't use my mind. I use my heart", and again, somehow it fucking works beautifully
>The Chain kicks in as he goes through emotional flashbacks of times he spent with his friends
>LITERALLY WILLS HIS WAY OUT OF THE FUCKING THING
>CAMERA FOCUSES ON HIS CLENCHED FIST AS SHIT STARTS TO TREMBLE
>"AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN. I CAN STILL HEAR YOU SAYING, YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN"
>THE NIGGA FUCKING FLIES, MAN OF STEEL STYLE, AND GRABS THE GUY, FUCKING SENDING HIM HALF-ACROSS THE WORLD
>STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
>GUY GOES WEAK, HIS FRIENDS ARE RELEASED


legit 10/10, you could feel the entire audience's energy on that scene. My theater went crazy.

Any English camrip streams?

>>82306951
I have such a weakness for corny lines.

"IF YOU KILL ME YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE."
"What's so wrong about that?"

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>>82306984
yep

>>82307027
That doesn't look like a stream to me.

>>82297071
>With good music, jokes and great visuals of a fight. Much better then just a plain fight.
Are you serious?

>>82307095
just download it you fag

>>82307198
From where? I asked for a stream mainly because I've never torrented a movie before

Pacman scene really threw me off

>>82307230
> never torrented a movie before

Is this also your first day on /tv/?

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>>82307230
uhh... ever heard of the pirate bay?

>>82307274
I've torrented plenty of games, but I just usually found streaming sites for movies or went to the theater. 123movies is gone now so here I am.

>>82307343
Oh, hi /v/eddit

>>82307337
I thought that was now a government honeypot

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>>82307230
Go to the pirate bay.

Type in Guardians into search.

Sort in descending order by "seeds".

A seed is a computer that has the file you want.

A leech is a computer downloading the file.

Anyway, you need a torrent client. I use BitTorrent because I'm a pleb.

Pick your torrent. More seeds is usually better. Look for trusted uploaders. Read the comments. If there's anything REALLY wrong with it, it's usually mentioned there. Note that torrents do give false positives though. If it's "NORTON SAYS VIRUS" that's probably a retard. If it's "this bricked my computer and sent my wife's son's birthday to the Kremlin" that's probably not a retard.

Either download the torrent file and then open it with BitTorrent to start your torrent, or click the magnet link to start the torrent without downloading the torrent file.

When you are "torrenting" you are leeching from all the computers that are seeding. The torrent file is not the file you want, it is the file that tells you which computers to download from to get the file you want, and that's what BitTorrent uses to download your file. The magnet link is the same thing, but it means you don't have to download a separate torrent file.

Happy hunting, and welcome to the 21st century.

>>82307422
I appreciate the walkthrough, but I know how to torrent stuff and be safe about it. I just didn't know TPB was still good.

>>82307343

Just watch it in the cinema, you gonk. Some films are worth watching on as huge a screen as possible the first time you see them, this is one of those films.

>>82307463
also: Extratorrent and Torrent Project

>>82307463
Wow, you couldn't have just said "thanks for the help" and made me feel useful? Cunt.

just kidding :)

>>82307480
Take the shilling down a notch, man. It just makes you come off as desperate.

>>82307504
Not him, but "I appreciate the help," is a longer "thank you," maybe even a more sincere one,

>>82307480
I get that and would probably be better off doing that, but I don't want to avoid /tv/ while I'm on vacation and I don't want to get spoiled

>>82307504
It made me laugh so there's that :)

>>82307569
Sorry, I should have read the spoiler first.