this show sure takes its time doesn't it

Yeah been waiting over 2 seasons for Saul to show up

I expected this episode to end on something cool.

So that's way they fought so hard on the item thing
So they can steal the tape and say the damaged item was the door

BINGO

STUMPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSjq6O8qqas

B I N G O
I
N
G
O

Bet he burns down chucks house

>>82285554
Ding ding ding

I don't get it

I can no longer defend this show.

Kim is so fucking sexy dear God.

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What the fuck I thought he wasn't going to take that deal?

So how come Chuck doesn't mind all those lights?

>tfw no kim

EVERYTHING GOING ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

BASED KIM

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BINGO!

you ever had a good slow cooker chili? some things just taste better when they take longer to cook.

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So what happeend this episode?

>>82285554
What item thing?

>>82285615
His smug plan is going the way he hoped it would, so it's distracting him from his mental illness.

Someone explain to a pleb what is happening.

For those who don't get it.

(and this is I think, I'm not a lawyer)...

... courts have ruled that when multiple copies of something exist, the original must be considered the evidence and not copies.

So, Chuck saying that a copy was destroyed (which I'm sure she taped him saying), means that Jimmy didn't destroy evidence (the tape).

A thread goes up after the episode? Fuck off

you guys are all dummies. a lot was revealed in this story
>Eladio cucked Fring
>Fring + Bolsa cucked Hector
>Hector gets Botulism from Fring
>Mike is a nice guy

fucking pay attention you useless retards

bring back sticker mike

Fuck that next episode looks good

>>82285615
Fucking over Jimmy is his medicine. Remember how when Jimmy was outside waiting for the police to arrest him Chuck had no problem standing out with him?

>>82285615
Technically he said he's been trying to build up his tolerance. He's not faking it anyway his fake disease anyway

So what did Mike swipe from Chuck's address book? Chuck's ex-wife's contact info?

>>82285683
Cuck cuck ya better cuck chuck

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9/10 episode, only thing missing from a 10/10 was Kim taking off her shoes

Next episode will be Mike fixing Jimmy's toilet for 50 minutes, screencap this post

>>82285673
why would you watch the ((previews))? I turned away as fast as I could

>>82285658
They are going to challenge Chuck's mental health, use the door as the damaged item, and get Chuck disbarred

>>82285662
But if Chuck is going to submit the tape anyway? How do they differentiate between original vs fake without hearsay?

>>82285683
It'd be the details of the location of the tape

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WHY IS 2/3ds OF THE EPISODE BREAKING BAD LITE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT MIKE'S SHIT.

>>82285683
Might be something to do with where the tape is under lock and key

>>82285615
Cause hes mentally ill old man literally wraps himself in aluminum foil

>>82285615
He has imaginary autism

>>82285647
three years is a long time. The 10th season better be the best piece of recorded fiction ever created

>CHUCK?
>HOWARD?
>JIMMY?
>KIM?
>BANE?

>>82285592
Nope.

He is going to go down to the building inspector and have the occupancy certificate revoked.

That will basically condemn the house until he brings it back up to code. ie Electricity, HVAC etc etc.

>>82285725
They will get chuck to admit it was a copy first.

>>82285662
Chuck is going to go catatonic after he loses and then jimmy is going to take chucks share of HHM to ruin Howard.

Amc shows; wait untill the entire season is on netflix

>>82285536
it did


bingo

>>82285801
LUH-FAWNDUH?

THICC STRONG INDEPENDENT LAWYER N SHIET AINT NEED NO MAN

OH SHIT WE COURTROOM DRAMA NEXT WEEK GET HYPE

>>82285491
Hector now has more probs than Mike

>>82285725

Maybe Kim secretly taped that conversation.

Chuck can't bitch about secret taping, since they were discussing a secret tape he had made.

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MY TAPE IS MISSING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ultimate pleb filter. Reddit just doesn't understand.

>>82285753
Kys yourself

>>82285885
but this show IS reddit.
it's garbage and i feel sorry for anyone who thinks highly of himself for liking it.

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>>82285841
Did you even watch the episode. She literally told them about her husband

>>82285884
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>82285753
reddit

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what was mike doing in this scene and why does he have hair?

What have we seen in 3 seasons of BCS that is better than season 1 of BB

https://youtu.be/Q32LQYCO9AA


https://youtu.be/sfm1p1qVLOA

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Behold! Chuck's final form!

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>>82285939
>>82285909

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MIKE FLOUNDERFISH AND HIS BAND OF SMELLY MEXICANS

>>82285807

Last episode is called Lantern. Pretty strong indicator one of his lanterns cause a housefire.

You're fucking telling me that whole episode was leading up to that ending? I was hoping something cool or interesting would happen but instead we get bingo.

>Breaking Bad casuals can't stand the fact that someone doesn't get shot every episode
I literally have ADHD and I have more patience than most of you faggots.

>>82285909
*mwah*

:-*

>Bingo
What did she mean by this?

>>82286018
It means she's going to go home, get comfy and rub her clit until she orgasms.

>>82286018
she meant that Hector is going to get aluminum oxide poisoning from Fring. You weren't paying attention or you were too dense to get it

>>82285615
Cucking gives him temporary invincibility

>>82286018
One of the old ladies that used to play Bingo when Jimmy hosted has the tape.

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>>82285976
Well here he was banging your mom Sandy and was dumping Gus' used cooking oil to kill the dolphins that were smuggling coke for hector

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>>82285615
Because chuck is LITERALLY an autist.

S L O W
L
O
W

We are 2 1/2 seasons in and I just can't deal with the glacial pace of this show. I am trying so hard to stick with it, but the fucking thing is under 900k viewers at this point which is awful.

I'm having a really good time watching these relaxed scenes and episodes and shitposting in thread after thread about "watching paint dry".
Being honest for once, I want a little more action, but I want less plot and interpersonal drama. I know we're never ever actually getting the "Saul's hijinks" situational comedy show, but I hope it gets closer to that before the season ends.

Also can we use this thread to talk about Unbreakable/Split/Glass while we're here? I get the impression it's most of the same posters in both threads.

Why doesn't Jimmy just put on a porkpie hat and kill Chuck

>>82286047
more like she's going to come to my house and make me smell her feet

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What did Vince mean by this?

Why was that white manager such a beta, even that beaner lady from bb got walt out

>>82285909
>>82285939
>BB casuals calling anyone else reddit
Saul is the best part of the show, Mike is there to keep the BB kids happy.

>>82285918

I feel sorry for anyone constantly shitposting about a show they're mad people are enjoying but have to hate because muh contrarianism. And all

>for free

>>82286102
damn michael banks is good. he's a chameleon.

>>82286229
Hector is quite a bit more intimidating than Walt.

>>82286229
Don't worry, next episode he's going to stand up to Hector because he was inspired by Gus's speech. Then he's going to show up on liveleak with his face skinned off.

>>82286229
B/c Walt will always have a part of him that is still a little bitch ass high school chem teacher inside. Hector only takes shit from Eladio.

>>82286322
What actually happened in that scene, I had to go afk for a few minutes right after the first commercial break and then come back to Hector at his desk followed by the MUH LAND OF THE FREE speech by Gus

>>82286348
Even when he was a big shot researcher he was intimidated by his rich assistant and ran off to fuck some ugly blond tramp.

>Hector scraping shit onto Gus's desk
What an asshole

>for over 2 years now every BCS thread on /tv/ has been full of plebs whining "IT'S TOO SLOOOOOOW! WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIONS, GUNS AND HELLA EPIC PLOT TWISTS?!"
>this will probably never change
Chris, this board is beyond redemption. Season 1 demonstrated what the pacing would be like, if you don't like it then you should've dropped it after the season 1 finale.

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>>82285662

>>82285662
>... courts have ruled that when multiple copies of something exist, the original must be considered the evidence and not copies.

that doesn't sound right at all. did you just make that up?

>>82286516
Vince should be taking our feedback more seriously. It clearly helped in Breaking Bad.

>>82286516
it's a meme you dip

>>82286516
>Mike coughs for 53 minutes

Jimmy scenes > Gus scenes > Mike scenes > Kim scenes

Post your own rankings.

>>82286644
same as yours

Jimmy is far and away the most interesting this season.

>>82286502
Fring is going to poison him with aluminum and that is how he gets paralyzed . Chicken Man gets his revenge

>>82286594
Vince avoids feedback like the plague. He's one of those autists that gets really upset and obsessive over negative feedback.

>>82286644
Butt brother detected
Kim>all

>>82286644
Kim is cute CUTE

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>>82286592

It's called the best evidence rule.

If Jimmy had destroyed the original, a copy could be admitted, and that would be evidence.

But since the original exists, the copy can't be used for evidence.

Which means Jimmy didn't destroy "evidence", since he didn't destroy the original.

>>82286698
I like Kim but she's the least interesting of the main four. Although maybe my opinion would be different if I hadn't seen Breaking Bad before Better Call Saul.

>It's a Mike casually scares Chuck with a power drill for 10 minutes episode

>>82286740
But they are is no way that both Chuck and Howard would overlook this

>>82286708
I actually agree. She's like the anti-Skyler.

>>82286787

Howard didn't know until Chuck told Kim.

>>82286784
It's an AMC show, senpai. Season 3 is happening right now.

>>82286784
>It an anon is in the wrong thread episode

>>82286740
>>82286787
Howard's a suit. Chuck should have done his homework instead of being smug so much. Him realizing he made a mistake and getting outplayed by Kim will destroy him.

>>82286740
Isn't attempting to destroy evidence an actual offense?

no way this show isn't canceled after this season right?

holy fuck is it boring

>>82285491
babbys first AMC show

>>82286644
Keikaku scenes>legal scenes>Mike being an operator scenes>Chuck being a fuckhead scenes>Kim when she isn't doing something questionably illegal and/or immoral scenes

>>82286644
Mike scenes > Jimmy joke scenes > slow Mike scenes > Howard scenes > Marco scenes (RIP) > Jimmy serious scenes > Gus scenes > Kim short scenes > Omar scenes > Nacho scenes > Jimmy "coercing" scenes > Kim long scenes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chuckshit

>>82286877
It has decent ratings and it's by far their most critically acclaimed show. It isn't going anywhere.

>>82286799
Chuck is mantling both Hank and Skyler as I explained in a thread last week. Mrs. Kettleman was an introductory Skyler/Marie mantle as well.

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ultimate pleb filter? more like reddit the show

OP here,

christ this thread is slow

SEASON 3 WILL END IN A HOUSE FIRE
SCREENCAP THIS POST

>>82286855

Yes, but it wasn't evidence.

They can try to claim that Jimmy THOUGHT it was, but they didn't charge him with conspiracy.

>>82286740

Chuck fucked up.

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anyone know when ep4 will be available to euros

>>82286740
BRAVO VINCE?!

>>82286956
holy shit, is that unironic? is that what reddit is like ?

>>82286956
Oh hey, looks like you browse reddit. How about you stay there?

YOU GUYS. Hector gets put in a wheelchair by FRING (or at least direct action of FRING) and by means of aluminum toxicity called Botulism.

It is really important that everyone know that I knew this before any of you limp dick suckers

>>82287013
yes. go read post-discussion threads, literally every comment is in the same unironic fanboy vain

>>82287020

just to prove a point

>>82286978
Just like he fucked up by not noticing the fairly obvious shit in the Sandpiper docs. He may not have made the address mistake actually, but he DID miss that, he's slipping. He's turning back into Slippin' Chuck.

>>82287071
>just to prove a point
Doesn't matter, you browse reddit so you're a redditor. Go back there, you faggot.

>>82287060
how do you know this?

>>82285807
So... this is just a boring version of breaking bad?

>Boring Bad
Dibs on that name..

>>82286854
best evidence rule is basic stuff you need to know just to be admitted to the bar

>>82287100
I have a question, anon. If I routinely run a scraper on subreddits to gather imgur URLs which I then download with a download manager, am I a Redditfag?

>>82287150
maybe

>>82287150
Yes.

>>82287142
very subtle. After Hector punked the Pollos workers and left when Fring was cleaning up he discarded all the trash from the tables and balled up a piece of aluminum foil.. slowly.. caught the epiphany and then smiled. Fring then turned and shot the aluminum ball into the trash which is his (bingo!) moment.
With Fring's cunning and background in chemistry he knows that he can induce paralysis by means of aluminum poisoning.
Revenge is a dish best served FRIED and Chicken Man is gonna fuck Hector up soon

2 10/10 episodes back to back this season is blowing the fuck out of season 2

weekly reminder that this could have been a comedy about the hijinks of a sleazy ambulance chaser

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>>82286952
>AMC keeps renewing halt and catch fire
Thinks they will cancel BCS

kekest

>>82287150
The only acceptable use of reddit is porn to specific to sustain a strong thread on any of the red boards.

>>82287194
>>82287222
So I have to choose between being a Redditfag or a tech-illiterate newfag who doesn't want to scrape content?

>>82287249
I'm scraping all of the threads on the red boards too, but this fetish gets somewhere between a few threads a week and no threads per week on the red boards that are slow enough to scrape with daily checks.
Reddit not only has a few good general subreddits, but a semi-active OC amateur one to scrape from.

>>82287147

It's BrBa if Skyler aided and abetted Walt every step of the way.

I really hope Kim gets a bullet.

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>>82285976
He kinda looks like Tommy Wiseau here... the resemblance is uncanny.

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>>82285491
you know how I know this show is shit ?

the boss takes a swim, gets out of the water and he is already dry

also, the yellow filter for mexico

>>82287234
And I thought season 2 was better than season 1. I can't wait to see what season 10 is like

>>82287249
>4chan tells me that reddit is good for porn
>go to the reddit porn board
>giant banner of a guy sucking another guy's cock
>rule on the side says WE ACCEPT ALL PORN WE DON'T DISCRIMINATE

disgusting

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>>82287228
If you can get paralysis by aluminum poison can you get autism by it?

>>82286877
Are you completely retarded? Do you know how desperate AMC is right now? For years Mad Men and Breaking Bad were their flagship shows and now both are dead. They have a ton of original shows but only a very small handful have garnered a significant amount of popularity and Better Call Saul is part of that very small handful. They aren't gonna prematurely end it. Hell, they'll probably beg Vince to keep it going for as long as possible.

>>82287328
Breaking Bad did the same filter for Mexico, partially justified because muh flashbacks. I think there was even a half-filter for some of the scenes of Hank and the border patrol kek

>>82287346
Find a board dedicated solely to one of your fetishes. I like the ones for women looking down and the one for girls who look like boys.

>>82287346
>the reddit porn board
>the
Congratulations you're certifiably fucking retarded.

>>82287351
not to the touch of skin but has to get into the blood stream somehow and in ample (enough) doses or prolonged exposure that it starts to fuck with the brain
Chuck already had autism

>>82287310
Why do you want the most likeable woman Vince has ever written to die horribly? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>82287321

>>82287392
>>>/lgbt/

>>82287310
>It's BrBa if Skyler aided and abetted Walt every step of the way.
So Breaking Bad with the biggest problem fixed and the character dynamics massively improved?

>>82287490
Reminder Skyler is responsible for Walt's cancer and Jr's ausistsmtismns because smoking even during pregnate

>>82287406
https://www.reddit.com/r/porn/
>/r/porn
>not the porn board
wow really makes you think

>>82287522
Congratulations you're certifiably fucking retarded.

explain to a dummy why Mike took the pictures

>>82286644
reversed

>>82287548
Jimmy knows he will never be invited in so nostalgia

>>82287522
You are doing the equivalent of going to /hc/ and complaining about it not being /s/.

>>82285515
He'll show up sometime soon since if he takes the plea deal he can't practice with his real name anymore

>>82287511
I haven't watched BrBa in years, are you memeing or serious? I don't remember BrBa ever revealing that Skyler smoked during her Walt Jr.'s pregnancy.

>>82287548
Something about probably trying to get the city to evict Chuck since his home full of safety hazards. It isn't up to code.

>>82287437
>not liking girls like this
>>82286997

>>82287543
hello my reddit pal
>>82287589
I guess I'm just old fashioned but I don't like seeing fag porn when I'm looking for normal porn

Can someone post the Chuck fall webm?

>>82285981
It's funny how they're so concerned about the damage to the tub and house, but if one drop of that hydrofluoric acid got on their skin it would be a death sentence.

>>82287606
It's not revealed, it's heavily implied and never mentioned or shown in the series. Healthy non-smoking safe responsible high school chemistry teacher gets lung cancer, not young but not too old either. Wife goes back to smoking...during her second pregnancy, and rolls her dumb fucking eyes at the woman RIGHTLY judging her from the next car over in the parking lot. Cerebral palsy is one of the more common congenital defects, though not the most common, resulting from smoking during pregnancy.

This show really hits home how much I hate Walt. Gus and Mike were such good characters

>>82286970
Jimmy is going to say that the copy he destroyed was an version chuck edited from the original tape that made it look like Jimmy committed a felony. This is why he went into a rage and broke down the door.

Jimmy will then find a way to replace the original tape with another recording which is similar but omits or changes the parts where he confesses to a felony. When this is played at the hearing, this will play into the argument that Chuck is crazy.

>>82287670
Congratulations you're certifiably fucking retarded.
When you want to see "Google porn", do you literally search "porn" or "porn boobies" or something, you sub-90-IQ faggot?

>>82287786
No it wouldn't be. If you can buy it in a hardware store it will take some time to actually damage/dissolve your skin. It's going to be maybe 10 molar solution at most, probably.

>>82287880
Enjoy "accidentally" sneaking a peek at gay porn on reddit, it's not for me but according to you it's a great place to find porn

>>82287953
Congratulations you're certifiably fucking retarded.
>want to find "internet porn"
>type http://www.porn.com laboriously
>want to find "magazine porn"
>wander around lost in an adult store for hours because you can't find a magazine titled "Porn Magazine"

>>82287880
For what legitimate reason would one buy it at a hardware store anyway? I've been wondering for a few days how someone would justify the various things they would have to buy to dispose of a body.

>>82287953
You realize you're on 4chan right?
Do you think there is not a lot of gay porn on 4chan?

>>82287228
Botulism isn't related to aluminum though. It's caused by a toxic bacteria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGsC_LO3oFY
Was it kino?

>>82288065
By buying them at a few different places so no one would suspect. If something is sold at a hardware store, it's because it has uses other than disposing of bodies.
Why so brainlet anon?

>>82285491

I was right. Kim is totally breaking bad with Jimmy, and /tv/ doubted me. They're going to save Jimmy's law license and get Chuck's revoked at the same time. They're going to demonstrate that he's mentally unfit to practice law.

This is amazing. Like, I know that all of this is going to end horrifically, but I can't help but love to see Jimmy and Kim working, happily, together. There really ought to be a word for this, where you're happy but you shouldn't be due to extenuating circumstances.

>>82288091
Aluminum's a good medium because it oxidizes quickly and the rust sticks to it in a solid layer creating a nice base for botulism toxin to flourish.

>>82285918
If you think most people who like it feel highly of themselves for doing so you must have a huge inferiority complex.

>>82287875
>Jimmy is going to say that the copy he destroyed was an version chuck edited from the original tape that made it look like Jimmy committed a felony. This is why he went into a rage and broke down the door.
>Jimmy will then find a way to replace the original tape with another recording which is similar but omits or changes the parts where he confesses to a felony. When this is played at the hearing, this will play into the argument that Chuck is crazy.

I'm sure they'd listen to the tape before the hearing and pick the most important parts, but that would be hilarious is chuck gets totally blindsided by a totally messed up edited tape right in front of the judge

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>it's a mike randomly holds down the power button on a power drill while pointing it at air for 20 minutes episode

god damn, this show is doing a great job at portraying the bleakness of senior dementia

>>82285615

He is. Don't you see how incredibly uncomfortable he is under them?

>>82288262

>it's an "anime shitposter is too retarded to realize what is going on" episode

>>82288262
How about you come back to this board when you have enough fucking tickets on your card faggot

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>>82288227
Jimmy will get Mike to rig some sort of super magnet at the hearing and that will drive Chuck insane.

>>82285613

They're doing this in a way that's more destructive to Chuck. If they just took it to court and exonerated Jimmy, then that would be the end of it. Instead, they're going eye-for-an-eye on him, turn the tables at the bar hearing and attempt to get Chuck disbarred.

>>82288140
I know that it has to have other uses, but I want to know what they are. Saying you bought lye to clean up a backed-up sewage line in your basement is a lot more convincing than sitting there with no idea of what lye is used for aside from dissolving bodies.

>>82288310
Mike would have to be in the room and Chuck would have to be aware with him.
His ailment is bullshit and all in his head as proved by the doctor that turned on the equipment without his knowledge and he was fine.

>>82288324
there will be some agreement that jimmy cant use the mcgill name anymore

>>82286644
Kim scenes > Saul scenes >>>>> Mike scenes >>>>> Gus scenes

>>82288373
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=hydrofluoric+acid+household+uses

What's the most skin Kim has shown so far?

>>82288445
full on footpussy multiple times

>>82288445
I'd have to look it up but she did some skinamax film about 10-15 years ago.

Just showed tits and ass.

Her voice hasn't changed.

>>82288499
Can I get an answer from someone else? Can be a footfag just not a mentally ill one.

>>82286740

I love the legal system. It's so fucking arcane on purpose.

>>82286740
DEEPEST LORE

>when you need to study law to understand a tv show

>>82285976
o hi mark

>>82287806
Skyler was the real villain all along...

>>82286740
worth noting that disciplinary hearings follow their own rules so this might be irrelevant

>>82285918
I feel sorry for people that are so sad that they feel the need to post about a show they don't like when obviously we don't give a shit

>>82287880
>No it wouldn't be. If you can buy it in a hardware store it will take some time to actually damage/dissolve your skin. It's going to be maybe 10 molar solution at most, probably.
You can't buy HF at a hardware store. I've tried.

>>82288065
Go to different hardware stores just buying one or two chemicals which might be related to a given task, ie clearing a drain or cleaning rust from an old car. Make sure to do some research and develop a bit of backstory in case someone asks you why you're buying these items. Typically no one asks why you're buying something unless you ask for help, so you should be good.

>>82287243
HACF is good btw

>>82288512
>I'd have to look it up but she did some skinamax film about 10-15 years ago.


Hurry up and look it up already will ya

>>82288445
The sex scene with Saul in season 1

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>>82285986
Nice

>>82288175
Huh. Good to know.

>>82288512
was she post-op yet?

>>82288421
>For similar reasons, dilute hydrofluoric acid is a component of household rust stain remover, in car washes in "wheel cleaner" compounds, in ceramic and fabric rust inhibitors, and in water spot removers.
Vague and lacking in detail. Do any of those situations justify buying the amount needed to dispose of a body? What about other things that would be used in the process? An actual response addressing the context of the use would be useful, this isn't.
>>82288693
Much better.

>>82288512

Will Chuck use this to discredit and slander Kim at Jimmy's bar hearing?

>>82288830
Shut the fuck faggot ill slit youre throat neck

>>82288825
You dumb fucking retard, learn to use a goddamn search engine.

>>82289040
I don't know what to use since they shut down webcrawler.

>>82288615
>Tfw to inteligent

>>82285683
facebook password

>>82288825
>Do any of those situations justify buying the amount needed to dispose of a body?
No. Because it's so toxic and difficult to contain, only laboratory and industrial applications use HF. Even chemists are loath to use it because of the hazards. Not sure how much you'd need to dissolve a full grown adult, but HF is a weak acid, so you'd probably need a lot. It's depiction as a staple of a high school chem lab is highly inaccurate, to say the least.

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>>82288262
This is the kind of shitposting that I missed from BrBa threads. Bless you, anon.

>>82286644
Mike>slipping jimmy> Gus=jimmy> nacho=tuco>Kim> ernesto>
le tinfoil man=howard> skateboarding twin faggots

Holy fuck the next episode looks so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBl1lJxXEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBl1lJxXEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBl1lJxXEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBl1lJxXEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBl1lJxXEI

>>82289229
Chemist here.

Yeah, you're not going to find HF in any serious concentration in a hardware store.

Breaking Bad was filmed with chemical misinformation, simply to through off would be criminals. Anybody attempting to dispose of a body with HF, even if they stole it from an industrial site, would more likely kills themselves than finish destroying the body.

There are many better and safer ways of doing it.

>>82288445
>>82288512
She has never done nudity.

http://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/rhea_seehorn.aspx
http://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/rhea_seehorn.aspx
http://www.nudography.com/Celebrities/rhea_seehorn.aspx

>>82289371
like how?

In the preview Kim was talking about someone not being happy, mentioning a her.

I think Jimmy / Kim's new secretary is somehow going to be a part of Jimmy's plan, considering there's a shot of her in the court room in the preview, but I wonder what it's going to be?

>>82289229
>>82289371
Amazing how posing a question to a large and eclectic group of anonymous individuals gets more relevant and useful information than punching it into google and getting sent to a Wikipedia page. Who could have ever guessed that?
>>82289411
Off the top of my head there's the aforementioned lye and the old classic of yogurt up the ass.

>>82286854
This, chuck is obviously the brains that's why Howard puts up with his shit he built the firm with Howards dad, Howard is just a handsome people's person, the front man or face of the firm if you will

>>82285554
>>82285567
>>82285662
>>82285725

I kinda think it will go down like this, with the assumption that jimmy signed the agreement that dropped the charges for 1 year of probation and that's a final thing now

>signs agreement ending the court case
>has language saying the tape was destroyed and even has to pay restitution on the cassette tape
>commit crime, get arrested bringing full charges
>go to court but guess what: no tape! Any copy would be inadmissible as it's destroyed.
>comes down to crazy guy, guy super loyal to crazy guy (Howard) and a PI employed by crazy guy word against jimmys
>use house pics as evidence of crazy
>jimmy wins case without having to fight for his license

>>82289411
I'd just use old fashioned lye. If I wanted to use an acidic route I'd just use HCl, which is a stronger acid than HF, easily available, and won't kill you if you splash some of it on you. But yeah, lye would still be better.

>>82289371

t. Albuquerque PD

>>82286970
>18 U.S. Code § 1519
>Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States or any case filed under title 11, or in relation to or contemplation of any such matter or case, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

It doesn't matter if the tape was "evidence" or the "best evidence" or whatever the fuck you're trying to argue. Jimmy destroyed a tangible object with the intent to impede or obstruct a future investigation.

Would Kim be a good fuck?

>>82289676
Since it wasn't evidence, and never would be evidence, destroying it could not impede or obstruct a future investigation.

>>82289735

But he thought it was, which is what counts. He attempted to commit evidence tampering, even if he failed to do so.

>>82289781
>he thought it was

No, he knew it wasn't. As a lawyer he knew it was inadmissible. Jimmy destroyed it because he was angry at being betrayed by chuck not because he thought he was destroying evidence.

>>82289781
which is likely to pale in comparison to the disbarring chuck is going to get for knowingly lying at the disiplinary hearing

>>82289731
probably

>it's a cartel lieutenant cleans his shoes episode

>>82287243
Hacf is underatted

>>82289928
This. Jimmy's going to outlawyer Chuck.

>>82286018
In albuquerque, many people still play bingo at their local bingo hall. She meant she's gonna go play some bingo.

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Is she going to hire Ernie as an """assistant"""

>>82289735
>>82286740

>Rule 1003. Admissibility of Duplicates
>A duplicate is admissible to the same extent as the original unless a genuine question is raised about the original’s authenticity or the circumstances make it unfair to admit the duplicate.

>State v. Hanson (2015) New Mexico Court of Appeal
>"A duplicate is typically admissible to the same extent as an original. Rule 11–1003."

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>>82290057

>>82290108
>to the same extent as the original

Sure. And since the original wasn't admissible, neither is the duplicate.

>it's a peanut looking hermit eats pistachios for half the episode

>>82290168
>>82290108
Everyone on /tv/ is now a lawyer

>>82289731

I don't know but she walks around in Jimmy's oversized sweater after they fugged and it's so adorable when girls do that so I will give her the benefit of the doubt and say yes

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>a bullet to the head wouldn't been far two domain
What did he mean by this?

>>82290168

considering this is a bar hearing:

>ABA Rule 3.4

>A lawyer shall not:
>(a) unlawfully obstruct another party's access to evidence or unlawfully alter, destroy or conceal a document or other material having potential evidentiary value. A lawyer shall not counsel or assist another person to do any such act;

even if the tape is actually too prejudicial and inadmissible, it has real probative value and all these statutes about destruction of evidence apply

>>82286956
Not surprised. This episode was shit. 2/3 of it was gay gus/Mike shit.

>>82288324
Jimmy has to get disbarred for some reason so he has to practice law under the Saul Goodman name

>>82290450
Or, he changes his name in order to appeal to his clients.

He's not going to get disbarred.

>>82290450
How would he get admitted to the bar under a fake name? He'd need a jd degree with a fake name too

>>82287392
Haha... weirdo... links?

>>82287392
>Girls who look like boys
I'm gonna need a link to this

>>82289327
itll be spread out over three episodes

>>82290450
That's not how it works.

You can't get disbarred and then get a new law license under a different name.

Jimmy will keep practicing law, and change his name because he doesn't want to be a McGill anymore.

desu i need kim to sit in my face

>>82290658
would you settle for sniffing her office chair after a long day at work?

>>82289527
Holy shit, you're a moron. MIKE SWITCHED TAPES. Kim stated he has a copy to get him to acknowledge it, and how eager he is to have it played. It's so obvious it's going to be something mundane like a shopping list or something and it'll send Chuck over the edge, Jimmy signs him off for the psych ward, and he changes names to distance himself from the nasty business. The entire prequel can be finished in this one season.

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>>82285672
DUDE STICKERS LMAO

>>82285719
kek

>>82285753
I usually feel the same but today it worked out pretty well. I wish there was more Jimmy though.

>>82285649
nothing

Season finale is 45 minute episode of Kim going toilet then shower.

>>82289468
>yogurt up the ass
lol what the fuck

>>82286163
>but the fucking thing is under 900k viewers at this point which is awful.
>wanting to watch the same things as the plebeian mass instead of watching what the patrician elite does

>>82286644
Jimmy scenes > Kim scenes > Mike scenes > Gus scenes

>>82289676
That's the US Code which is federal law.

>>82290071
YOU JUST KNOW

>>82290843
Old thing that circled around the internet a while back. Guide to disposing a body. Bury head first and give a live culture yogurt enema. The bacteria speeds up decomp.

>it's a 20 minute chicken restaurant scene in a show about a lawyer

>>82289527

They highlighted "Personal" item. The idea that the tape was irreplaceable and held greater value because it's not just a door, or a cup or something. It was a recording and "personal" to Chuck. It becomes a lie if it's a copy.

>tfw no Kim gf
How did they make the exact opposite of skyler?

>>82290071
no, he will be the new assistant manager at los pollos hermanos

>>82291121
They either learned from their mistakes or stumbled on gold while trying to avoid old ground.

Kim is the best lawyerfu

>>82286956
>reddit the show
>plebbitors are literally gleefully cheering at the BB pleb appeasing scenes
Pick one, you can tell they're trying hard to like it when they cling to the Mike filler so hard

>>82291107
kek bravo vince

>>82286997
>short hair MEW
why do you do this to yourself my love

>>82287150
>t. RMS
Jeez, the only antic you're missing is mailing it to yourself

>>82287098
>not noticing the fairly obvious shit in the Sandpiper docs
weren't they changed when he couldn't review them anymore?

>>82286783
I didn't believe they were actually trolling the audience until this scene

>>82287228
>background in chemistry
that was his boyfriend

>>82287240
what a relief to know they didn't go that route
we'd never know what we missed

>>82287249
>>82287307
I wasn't even aware there was an equivalent to red boards in plebbit. Must be like going to blacked or something like that.

>>82291287
You know Vince browses /tv/ to see what we're saying. Just look at him.

>>82290706

Why stop the show after Jimmy becomes Saul? You could keep going to focus on what drives Jimmy and Kim apart, the early days of his Better Call Saul firm and the Gus/Mike developments. I have a feeling AMC will milk this for as long as possible. They need something to play in between TWD and FTWD.

>>82287577
underrated post. Screencaped for posterity.

>>82287597
>plea deal
I don't think he's forced to not use his name anymore, it's probably that he will fuck up and embarrass Chuck so hard he won't like to be associated by him. Pottery, the roles are reversed.

>>82290289
'humane' you stupid motherfucker

>>82291462
what if kim starts loving this crooked lawyer shit and becomes saul's silent partner?

>its a nothing happens season

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>>82288175
>Aluminum
>Rust

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>And your other drill.

>>82287880
Even if it was fully concentrated I don't think it would do a lot more than a terrible wound. It's not like it's dimethylmercury or something like that.

>>82291594

That might happen at first but Saul will do something to fuck it up. She isn't in BrBa and it's been heavily foreshadowed that she will be ruined by him.

>>82291626
not that anon, but yeah, aluminum oxide is a thing.

And he's also right about it being stronger than iron rust, it forms a protective coating.

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>>82288175
Thats some pretty good bullshitting Anon. You're going to make a great dad someday.

>>82291658
I think he's having an autism reaction to oxidized aluminum being referred to as rust because rust refers specifically to iron oxide.

>>82291638
>it's not like it's dimethyl mercury

No, it might as well be. The problem with HF isn't the acidity, the problem is it's highly toxic and like dimethyl mercury, it will absorb right through your skin. Just ignoring the tissue damage, even a small amount will kill you.

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>>82288106
>that delicious redhead on the left

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New thread when?

>>82291634
hahahahahaha

>>82285860
Courtroom drama? In a TV show about lawyers?

HOW SHOCKING

>It's a Mexico scene
>Everything is yellow

B R A V O

>>82288310
I love the prospect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwVDDxoKBk4

>>82288285
>It's an anon's autism prevents him from picking up on an obvious joke episode

>Chuck tries to get Jimmy disbarred
>Jimmy gets Chuck disbarred instead
>In doing so he inadvertently gets Kim disbarred too
>Final season will be future Jimmy coming out of hiding to clear Kim's name

cap it

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>>82288421
>lmgtfy

>>82286740
Okay, but...

The tape still has Jimmy confessing to a felony. He may not be guilty of destroying evidence, but he's still on tape confessing to tampering with the court documents.

>>82291948
I got the feeling that the folded up paper that Mike gave to Jimmy was the location of the tape

>>82291948
yeah this. I don't know why all the retards are arguing over evidence. Chuck's goal is to get the tape played.

>>82289229
>No. Because it's so toxic and difficult to contain, only laboratory and industrial applications use HF.
It's not retard, just use plastic.
>Even chemists are loath to use it because of the hazards.
Some do
>but HF is a weak acid, so you'd probably need a lot
You're full of shit. Weak acid only means it doesn't completely dissociate in ions when in solution. It dissociates and then it bonds again. That's the reason it can dissolve glass.

Why did Hector sound retarded in these episodes?

>>82289885
>it was inadmissible
but it wasn't, NM is one party consent

Anybody here want to lick Kim's asshole.

>>82291556
thanks for the (You)

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>>82290655

>>82292165
ew no, that would taste like shit

>>82292165
Yes but first I want her to sit on my face with her tight skirt after an intense session in court so her ass is nice and sweaty.

>>82291948

I feel like he's just going to get mike to look for the tape...

>>82292226
Go back to rebbit please.

>>82291948
>>82292012
I mean, I guess Jimmy could fight the "confession" with an "I was only pretending to be retarded". Kim was obviously fishing to get Chuck to stipulate that he made a copy of the tape, because if he made a copy then that shows he intended Jimmy would break into his house to destroy it - is that something they could use against Chuck?

>>82292284
>subhuman poop loving assfaggot telling anyone to do anything

>>82292319
Being part of the chan is doing that.
Plus, I never liked scat, I only do it for the submission.
Go back to 9fag.

>>82291166
>mistakes
everything was calculated

>>82291462
You, my friend, are a true patrician. There's the whole part between Jimmy becoming Saul and Saul being Walt's lawyer. None of that is BB.

>>82291701
not him but I had the same problem with the "rust" claim
>>82291658
>And he's also right about it being stronger than iron rust, it forms a protective coating.
and that's why it's not a good substrate

>>82292392
>being part of the chan

spoken like a true redditor

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>all that time spent with hector, gus, and mike
>barely any lawyer talk

best episode so far

>>82292542
I only visit /r/asshole

>>82292308
>I mean, I guess Jimmy could fight the "confession" with an "I was only pretending to be retarded"
This has been my assumption from the beginning

>i just played along to convince him to stop the madness
>then i found out he taped me and i freaked out at his backstabbing

>>82292392
>Go back to 9fag.
better than being a fucking plebbitor cuck

NEW BREAD:
>>82292856
>>82292856
>>82292856

>>82288553
No, it's not arcane on purpose. It's that way because it's a natural result of endless bullshit being added to it.

You might be wondering, "why don't they update it". Well that's just impossible, nobody has the time to go through the law in its entirety to pick out the bullshit and go through the effort to amend or kill it.

Instead this is what happens, if a bullshit law comes up and a lawyer is stupid enough to bring it before a judge, the judge will realize that it's completely fucking retarded and throw it out and set a precedent. That's why stupid laws stay in the books because no lawyer worth their salt will proceed with a case that's working off a stupid arcane law.

For what it matters, this is why Clinton did not have any legal action taken against her. The interpretation of the Espionage Act that would be necessary to take her to court is a completely retarded interpretation not to mention everyone prosecuted under the section of the act that applied to her situation consciously and purposely fucked up whereas it cannot be proven she did either willingly. Any lawyer that brought that case against her would get fucking laughed out of the court almost immediately; and she obviously would have the lawyers to throw it out like that.

So there, even Trump knows why now, it's just that he's too fucking full of himself he didn't know of the law before he promised to bring a case against her.

>>82285554
Courts have ruled that when multiple copies of something exist, the original must be considered the evidence and not copies.
So, Chuck saying that a copy was destroyed (which I'm sure she taped him saying), means that Jimmy didn't destroy evidence (the tape).