/got/ - Game of Thrones general

nigger morgulis

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Why are they all so smug?

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Azor Jaqen

Azor Jon

first for dany is the mad queen

>"Unsullied!" Dany galloped before them, her silver-gold braid flying behind her, her bell chiming with every stride. "Slay the Good Masters, slay the soldiers, slay every man who wears a tokar or holds a whip, but harm no child under twelve, and strike the chains off every slave you see."
>All wrapped themselves in tokars, a garment permitted only to freeborn men of Astapor. It was the fringe on the tokar that proclaimed a man’s status
>harm no child under twelve
>slay every man who wears a tokar
>All wrapped themselves in tokars

>>81811771
Daenerys is a Blackfyre. It is known. That doesn't make her any less Targaryen. Daemon Blackfyres mother and father were both Targaryens. Just unwed.

Shit the person he loved and apparently the real reason he rose in rebellion for was her name sake Daenerys daughter of Aegon.

She is given a nickname like the other great bastards of aegon. Blood raven and Bittersteel.

Bittersteel a Blackfyre supporter and I think person who created golden company also had horse symbolism for his sigil was a horse with dragon wings.

Daemon Blackfyre wound up marrying Rohanne of Tyrosh. More horse symbolism from her name.

And you have Dany the queen of the savages who dines on bloody horse parts.

Jon is raised a bastard but is really the true born son of ned stark. Daenerys believes she is true born daughter of of Aerys but really descended from a bastard splinter branch of the family.

And young griff is the prince that was promised.

Young Griff is the prince that was promised and will restore the family after almost being wiped out and will be the next best thing to King Jaeherys who was regarded as the best of the Targaryen kings.

Jon is Neds only true born son. The true King in the North and the next sword of the morning due to his Dayne heritage. It's possible the Starks through Jon will inherit the greatsword Dawn after losing the greatsword Ice.

Daenerys is a Blackfyre and was able to hatch dragon eggs which is awesome having dragons hatch outside of the Targaryen name.

Jaime is Azor Ahai reborn who's life will be bound to the flames of his sword. The same flames which will be used to ignite the ironwood swords of those not carrying valyrian steel or obsidian weapons. And as his life is bound to the flames as he is told in his Weirwood dream that the flames will only live so long as he lives and when they extinguish so will his life.

Jaime will die a hero and clear the stain of his past.

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>>81811771
>>81811799

Cast me:

>>81811858
Arya Starkulis

>>81811838
Jon for sure. He's a pretty high level swordsman. Especially w/ Longclaw

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Maario Naharis

>>81811832
Because they're bastards who deceived the realm into believing they're true born

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>>81811771
GRRM's face when people bitch about the lack of books

>>81811838
Jon is canonically a better swordsman.

Anon Morghulis

>>81811874
b-but Robb had better training (as a legit son he got more attention) and was older and more experienced?

I think it's Jon as well

Next thread: Euron/Kindly Man/Moqorro/Daario/Qyburn thread

>>81811858
Sweets.

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>>81811850

IMPORTANT REMINDER;

That Daenerys is the Big Bad of the series, in fact she's an homage to Sauron from the Lord of the Rings.

When Daenerys invades Westeros, her armies and forces will consist of:

>An army of obedient eunuch soldiers who feel no pain
>A savage horde of 100,000 Dothraki screamers and bloodriders
>Tattooed slave freaks
>The scum of the East
>Exiles and traitors
>The colourful and vile sellsword companies and brutal mercenaries
>Reaving Ironborn raiders and pirates (Either she will join Victarion or take Euron's fleet, either way she's getting the ironborn)
>Enormous dragons- fire made flesh to burn cities to the ground

When she arrives in Westeros, she won't be seen as a savior. One look at her army and any Westerosi are going to think a foreigner horde from hell has arrived.

The reason why she's Sauron is because GRRM always admitted he hated how Sauron was too one dimensional in his villainy, and that he wondered what Sauron's actual motivations were.

Dany will cause despicable carnage to Westeros, and because we've been following her for so long, some people will sympathise with her demented cause of destroying Westeros with hostile foreigner, because we've seen this villain's side of the story.

>>81811838
I am not a Jonfag fag, but Jon is significantly better. Robb would have pissed himself in front of the White Walker

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>81811948
Good analysis. Dany is the villain, it is known.

>>81811851
what is this fanfic

what age was Robb when he got rekt and how old is Jon now?

did Jon pass Robb's age?

>>81811958
obviously. robb is a dirty tully shit bastard.

Mercy 4 Cersei

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>>81811983
SHITS

>>81811851
BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS REEEEE

>>81812021
Based

>>81812121
What does REEEEEE mean?

>>81812059
Jon already was older by a few months

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>>81812091
I wonder how she dies... dragon fire perhaps?

Jaime impales her with his sword for the ultimate metaphor and a conclusion to his redemption arc?

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>>81812146

>>81811832
This is the one, Arya looks like a harpy and the other two like vampires.

>>81812195
If she ain't fucking strangled then I quit

>>81812195
Jaime impales her with his cock

>GOD TIER
Daemon Blackfyre
Barristan Selmy
Arthur Dayne
Jaime Lannister
Aemon "The Dragonknight"

>TOP TIER
Oberyn Martell
Garlan Tyrell
Loras Tyrell
Gregor Clegane
Sandor Clegane
Bobby B
Rhaegar
Brandon Stark
Brienne Tarth
Victarion

>MID TIER
Ned Stark
Robb Stark
Jon Snow
Jorah Mormont
Jon Con
Bronn
Renly Baratheon

>BOTTOM TIER
Ramsay Bolton
Petyr Baelish
Tyrion


Add to the list. Who belongs where? Facelessmen don't count. I was tempted to put Stannis in bottom tier, but I'm not 100% on that.

I have to admit the new thread shitposting is my favorite part, sue me

I alarm clock to be up for the new threads

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>>81812230
*farts*

>>81812258
BLACKFYRE

>>81812258
What's this? One-on-one combat? Brandon does not deserve to be in top tier, he was a pretty average swordsman

>>81812258
Bittersteel and Bloodraven in top tier

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>>81812258
>Facelessmen don't count
>no jaqen and/or kindly man
:( Now I'm sad desu, real fucking sad :(

:( why

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>>81812294
FUCKING

>>81812353
Harlaus calls for a feast.jpg

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>>81812258
>Blackfyre fucking shit on the list
>Barry better than the Sword of the Morning

Stopped reading there.

>>81812324
Yes, one-on-one combat. I would put Brandon, Rhaegar, and Brienne below everyone else in top tier, but above everyone in mid tier. I didn't want to end up with too many tiers though.

>>81811925
Robb and Jon had the same training and education

>>81812050
no. it is known

>>81812395
no

>>81812384
They're listed in the order that I thought of their names. The tiers are the only indication of prowess, not the order in which they appear within those tiers.

I'd live for Dany being mad or ultimate villain. Also, is she the younger more beautiful person that will take all she holds dear? What does Cersei have left that she holds dear? Her kids are gone. Jaime?

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>>81812353
SHIT

>>81812461
when she was hot..damn

>>81812423
No its not. I've been watching the show since season 2 and I can't even tell you a time when the name blackfire was mentioned. same goes for griff. just stupid book characters that go no where but autistic people fall in love with and write sonic/got crossover erotica.

>>81812393
How is Rhaegar not top tier? he took on a manmore who had WAY more combat experience and was strong as an ox, and even though he lost he fucked Bobby up enough that he had to stop and give command to Ned.

If Rhaegar hadn't been a pussy and fought more battles in the war, he probably could've beat Bobby

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>>81811771
Threadly reminder that GRRM doesn't care about ASoIaF or its fans anymore.

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>>81812436
Well then that's more acceptable.

I'd remove the blackfyre fs, aemon and brienne (lol). Other than that looks good.

Maybe bump Bobby B and Rhaegar up, but that's always a huge debate.

>>81812428
Yes, and he'd be better than Robb at times which pissed Cat off

>>81812228
I remember reading somewhere that the strangling could be interpreted as being poisoned. You can't take the prophecies at face value. There is a poison nicknamed the strangler. It could be any little brother-Jaime as everyone expects- just poisons her drink and she is done for.

>>81812452
if she holds jaime dear, she has a funny way of showing it.

>Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy...

>>81812499
sure thing buddy...

>>81812486
When she wasn't fat

>>81812542
Who?

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LIGHTNING LORD

>>81812572
oh wow those shots are legit beautiful

got looks like that!? I'll have to download better stuff than the 250mb xvids

>>81812228
I want Jaime to strangle her but as the life leaves her he gives her one last hoorah to make her fucking feel it and plunge a sword into her heart as he smiles.

>250mb xvids

>>81812614
and she had a tan and they bothered dying her eyebrows.

threads moves too fast, stop

>>81812530

faggot rhaegar would get booty raped by 90% of that tier

>>81812828
rhaegar was jaime level, so was bobby b

illiterate showfag

Ok, assuming it's Jaime and the leaks are true. He leaves to deal with the ice zombie horde. Assuming he lives through that will he come back? What would motivate him to come back? The fight wasn't successful? If it is without her help, what motivates him to kill her? Will she have her own madness moment that makes him become a queenslayer and he can't take the labels so he becomes a sept, an heros himself, or just wanders the world on his own? Or this time takes and keeps the crown? Wtf George, we need answers!

is season 6 the ultimate cuck filler season? nothing, but stage plays representing past events that arya watches and jon being dead for half of it.

>>81812583
Kek. Can't think of what else. Her title?

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>>81812941
Calling it now, Jaime will grow his hand back somehow.

>>81813056
What's updog?

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>>81812572
> everybody dressed in black and brown rags

It's a well known fact that color wasn't invented until the Industrial Revolution.

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>>81813088
Nothing much, you?

>>81812661
>as the life leaves her he gives her one last hoorah to make her fucking feel it
It would be better if he fucked her once last time, that's something D&D might do

>>81812778
no

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>>81813118

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>>81812629
Azor Beric

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>>81813093
The Fray hats man.. I just can't get over them

>>81813118
That pic always makes me laugh, no exception. Whoever made it is a damn genius.

>>81813056
What happened to verticals? Not just /got/, they used to be made for loads of shows. Did we all just get lazy?

>>81812850
>rhaegar and bobby b
>jaime level
TOP KEK who's the illiterate showfag again?

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>>81813228
I wonder that often. At first it did not make sense to be lack of talent since we have a lot more people overall on the board... but then I thought maybe that is also the reason. Threads move too fast, so there's no time to be creative and make OC.

My only explanation so far.

or the reddit generation is not capable of making them

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Moqorro deserves atleast one POV, just like Melissandre.

Whom has the biggest dicc in all of GoT?

I'd say

1.Podrick
2.Hound
3.Mountain
4.Ned
5.Stannis
.
.
.
9000. Varys
900001. Theon

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Will D&D make her the winner just to anger us?

>>81813316
He's right you know. Rhaegar devoted his life to becoming a master swordsman while Robert was a prodigy... huge, armoured, with a big ass hammer yet moving swift and being agile.

>>81812996
>Her title?
probably this

>>81813393
the sjw generation needs a woman to win the game, so prolly yeah

either her or arya

>>81813322
>Threads move too fast, so there's no time to be creative and make OC.

Surely it can't be that. That'd be sad as fuck if true.

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>>81813469
Dunno man, I'm just speculating like you.

>>81813402
he isn't right. grrm does nothing but rave about jaime's skill. he even says he's good enough to beat aragorn in single combat.

he sounds like dany thinking rhaegar is the best swordsman of his time. i know a lot of people hate jaime, but he's in a league of his own, and that's not affected by how much you dislike him or like another character.

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>>81813088

>>81813507
Absolute top kek

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>>81813529
He didn't say they were better, just that they belong in the same tier.

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>>81813579

>>81812258

> Brienne
> top tier

>>81813629
>Does Hodor wipe Brans ass?

I mean, his hands are still working right

>>81812384
Martin pretty much said that young!Barristan was on par with Dayne as far as skills go
it's just Barry didn't have meteor sword

>>81813322
>>81813469
We had someone post a template during Season 6 and got some good ones going, didn't save any though

>>81813433
I wonder who D&D love more, Arya, Sansa, Cersei or Dany?

>>81813707
I dont get this.. is it funny that /tv/ is bad? why are they repeating the name of the board?

>>81813739
Because it's in capital letters and boards on 4chan aren't spelled in capital letters you fucking newfag nigger tully shit

>>81813728
dany fo sho

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>>81813717
I'm the biggest Barristan fanboy, you don't have to convince me. When I say the biggest I ain't joking.

Objectively Arthur Dayne is still a bit better.

I'd pay good money to see Barristan and Dayne fight. Even if ti is old Barry vs. flashback Dayne.

10/10 fight

>>81813757
Top kek at the tully sneaked in there

>>81813681
Yeah, I think I probably should've done a great tier above top tier, but whatever.

>>81813588
>>81812850
I definitely have to disagree. Rhaegar and Bobby couldn't be considered peers of the five people in god tier.

>>81813757
fuck off

>>81813838
>freys are goat allies

Didn't they betray him? Pic makes no sense, prolly made by a showfag kek.

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>yfw Ned trusted Littlefinger

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>>81813859
That's fine mate, you'll come around.

>>81813903
RIP the only honourable man in all of Westeros

>>81813903
All thanks to Cat

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115th for being in love with Maisie

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>>81813941
>be Stark
>be too honorable and trusting
>die

Will Ghost be the lucky one to breed Nymeria or will it be Summer since he too has a pack and can establish dominance?

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>>81813228

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>>81814004
Makes you wonder how they survived up until now at all.

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>its a "tripfag REALLY wants everyone's attention so he's shitting up the thread with his facebook memes" epiosde

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>>81814049
I suppose because they didn't do much for the last X years before Bran got thrown out of the window and Ned lost his head, so they had no real chance to shine in their retardness

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>>81814007
>implying Shaggydog (best direwolf) didn't meet her in the woods and hasn't done the deed already

Crazy black pups incoming

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>>81814078
Please refer to the guide.

>>81812258
Where would Euron fall under?

>>81814078
>facebook memes

Go fuck yourself newfag

>>81814117
>shaggydog teleported to the Riverlands

No rickonfag

>>81812530
>If Rhaegar hadn't been balls deep in pussy and fought more battles in the war, he probably could've beat Bobby
FTFY

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>>81814088
Right? How about the ancient ones. I bet everyone from Bran the Builder until contemporary lords has been a shining beacon of virtue and do-goodery.

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>>81814198
Rickon sucks. Shaggy is 11/10 tho. Nymeria traveled North with her imaginary pack and met him.

>>81813728
Dany

>be Stark
>die because of honor
>be Targaryen
>die because you're a dick
>be Lannister
>die because you're a dick without dragons

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>>81813588
Classic shit. Thanks for posting

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>>81814278
STANNISFAGS UNITE

WHO /stannisisalive/ HERE?!

NO BODY = NO DEATH

>>81814321
>NO BODY = NO DEATH
So that means that drunken lord whom worked for Littlenigger and gave Sansa the necklace is still alive?

>>81814345
Nigga we saw him getting shot

>>81814367
Yeah but pretty sure the body was not found after, just the necklace that Pycelle presents

>>81812021
THIS!!!!!!

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>>81814308
lel

>>81814310
My pleasure

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>>81814049
kek

>>81814078
>>81814158
Fuck off, these memes are classic /got/

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>>81814345
sure why not? unless we see him get stabbed/shot before that.

no body = no death

>>81814423
OFF THE TABLE AS WELL?

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>>81814321
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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>>81814415

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>>81814321
>>81814476

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I'll just leave this here

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Anyone got a good GoT (waifu) roll image?

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and this

>err no

Stannisfags BTFO

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>>81814567
>actor playing Stannis didn't even want to do it, was just doing his job out of duty
Perfect.

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Who waif-u here?

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>>81814567
Well, if anything it sure as fuck helped the role because it really fit.

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We've changed a lot and then some some
Know that we have always been down down
And if i ever didn't thank (you) (you)
Then just let me do it now

goddamnit who the fuck awoke the stannisfags from their slumber

what's next - jonautist?

>>81814004
>be stark
>be sneaky little faggot who doesn't listen to my mother when she tells me to stop climbing on shit
>slip and break my spine
>be muh honorobru warrior and promise myself to grumpy groundskeeper's daughter
>fall for the ugly frey meme and tell him to suck it
>get punished for it
>go to king's landing and try to dethrone my best friend's trueborn son and heir
>his mom and the manlet whose bitch me and my brother stole fuck my shit up
>how'd this happen? i totally didn't seen this coming?

i could keep going

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this dude alive?

>>81814718
and people will still argue that Jon "stabed by his own man" Snow dosnt have Stark blood

>>81814176
We never see him do anything but scheme. Safe money would probably be on mid tier, but he could dazzle us with his moves one day and prove to be top tier. This makes me want to make a tier list for intellect.

>>81814759
Blood is one thing but being raised by the Starks made him similar to them.

Unlike Theon who's a retard

>>81814800
Do it

>>81814800
intellect tier list

1. Tywin
2. Olenna Tyrell
3. Littlefinger

>>81814800
True but I do like the idea of the intellectual list and agree with >>81814865 with Euron maybe where Olenna is and bumping her down a spot

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>Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding
>he is the White Wolf
>the King in the North

How did he avenge the fucking red wedding? is Manderly crazy?

>>81814817
>Unlike Theon who's a retard
he is Ironborn origin and was raised by Stark. Poor boy had never chance, he had "failur" written on his forhead since the begining

>>81814931
you realize Theon will win the game and sit on the throne, right?

GRRM is a simple writer

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>>81814931
Pretty much, yeah.

>tfw was actually happy during the scenes of Ramsay torturing him and didn't understand why normies hated Ramsay

>>81813507
>>81813540
>>81813588
>>81813629
>>81813660
>>81813707
Fucking LOL, kek.
Make another one, one with Jaqen, Faceless Men and Arya/Waif

>>81814865
>>81814922
none of those have intellect

>>81814865
>1. Tywin
he is overglorified bureaucrat with daddy issue, honestly the show made him look better than he is in books.

>>81814865
I'll fix this

1. Orson Lannister
.
.
.
2. Ned Stark
3. Theon Greyjoy
4. Tywin Lannister
5. Ramsay Snow
5. Olelria Tyrell
6. King Gay

>>81811851

>Barristan Selmy killed Maelys the Monstrous in the fifth Blackfyre Rebellion, Maelys was thought to be the last of the Blackfyre pretenders
>Selmy goes on to become a faithful servant of Daenerys

>Daenerys believes the Iron Throne is hers by right of blood
>her invasion of Westeros is basically a sixth Blackfyre Rebellion

Like pottery. It's poetry.

>>81814567

Such a Stannis answer.

>>81815239
It always hit me like Stannis never wanted to be the king but he HAD to be one.

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Goddamn it ...Mr. Ek !!IwAfCeGyHMt
This thread is getting out of control, lol XD. Anyway thanks 4 bumping this thread, makes it alive and fun!

Which GoT girl do you think gives the meanest sph? As in who do you think is the biggest size queen?

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>>81814970

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Any bookfags still around? I don't think anyone even gives a shit about the books anymore. Maybe that was GRRM's tactic. Just wait it out until the show clumsily spoils everything so nobody has anything to look forward to. People don't even ask about TWOW anymore. It's like everyone's accepted to just move on instead.

>>81811925
They had the same training. Robb was better with lance and mace but Jon was a better swordsman and archer.

>>81815346
3/4 people in this general are bookfags

>>81814823
>>81814865
>GOD TIER
Tywin
Maester Aemon
Petyr Bealish
Varys

>TOP TIER
Doran Martell
Roose Bolton
Kevan Lannister
Euron Greyjoy
Illyrio Mopatis
Tyrion Lannister
Olenna Tyrell
Samwell Tarly

>MID TIER
Nearly everyone else

>Dunce Tier
Victarion Greyjoy
Sweetrobin
Balon Greyjoy (?)


I think Euron and Illyrio could've gone a tier higher, but I'm not sure.

>>81815388
>mace

what a fag

>>81811948

The direction Dabid and Dan are taking with her and the impending war that will happen is nothing short of bullshit. She's gonna arrive and exchange smug looks with all the other female rulers before going over to the North to fuck Jon.

>>81812258

>stannis
>below renly
>below robb
>below ned

>>81814930
By killing Ramsay who only got winterfell because of Roose who only got it from participating in the red wedding? It's the only way I can see him connecting this to Jon.

>>81815416
maester aemon is a nice touch, I like it

>>81815416
Remember, Faceless Men dont count :(

RIP Jaqen H'ghar
RIP Kindly Man

Fucking fuckity fuck, I gonna save this thread on my pc and call it: Patrician /got/ King Stannis Out of Control Magnum Opus

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>>81813393

She'll be Queen and Gendry will be King, screencap this:

>"I have a son, you have a daughter...we'll join our houses" - Robert, to Ned (S1E1)

It's poetry, it rhymes.

Mr. Eko !!IwAfCeGyHMt, how are you doing my friend? Long time not see buddy. Thanks to you, this thread is comfy, funny and alive!

But also out of touch and out of control! Goddamn it, I cant wait for summer /got/. I need Red Bull, kapsalon & McDonalds 4 this thread's bumping.

Stannis posters
Jon posters
Beric poster
Everyone and Anyone posters

Come in and post the shit out of this thread!

>>81813151
yea man that be awesome. he fucks her and as they finish up and she's smiling and relaxed her turns over and starts to strangle her. and just before she's about to die he plunges a sword in her to make her really feel it

>>81815642
>>81815538
>>81815319
what is the meaning of this reddit shit? someone explain plz

>>81815463
Stannis can't really fight. Renly actually can. He's a competent warrior and a fairly accomplished tourney knight. He's not the little twink the show portrays him to be. He's a big dude, probably a little smaller than Jaime.

Before Littlefinger kicks the bucket I wish we could see his interactions with Khaleesi, oh well. Also will Robyn ever see a dragon and shit his pants or want one himself? I kind of want to watch this scene play out in the show.

>>81815631

Who's the guy behind Natalie Dormer?

>>81815631
I know Conan is huge but damn Alfie really is a manlet

>>81815677
Its a poster who shows his gratitude to Mr. Eko !!IwAfCeGyHMt, what's the matter faggot, you got a problem with that?

If so, then fuck off with your angry autistic hairy ass.

Mr. Eko !!IwAfCeGyHMt, keep the good work coming bro.

>>81815710
Show Stannis is the best fighter on the battlefield in the entire show. Battle of Blackwater and surviving getting run down by Ramsays men on horses only to fight two guys while bleeding out proves this.

>>81815784

Just googled it. No way is he 5ft' 9, Natalie Dormer is 5ft 6 and towers over him.

>>81815631
Is that melly sanders at the end? No one told me she was standing on a box in every scene.

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>>81815710
>>81815710
>>81815710
>>81815710
>>81815710

>>81815826
But book Stannis never even sees the battlefield. He never even gets off his ship, nor does he get close enough to the action to fall into Tyrion chain trap. The tiers are based on the official canon.

>>81811771
why were the threads so fast recently it took me ages to catch up

>>81815997
Yeah I know just saying in the show he's really good
>>81816012
It's been a fun day but nothing in particular besides we had an/got/ thread on /pol/ because GRRM is sick of sjws. Some anons were asking about you and missing you though.

>>81815710

>a fairly accomplished tourney knight

So you're saying jousting makes you good with the sword? Okay. Rhaegar won the Tourney at Harrenhal and he was definitely not the best fighter in the Seven Kingdoms.

>He's a big dude

So is Stannis, and he's described as a towering figure when near Jon Snow, who is tall himself. Renly is described as "far less muscular" than Robert, which says to me he's just twinkmode.

So we haven't seen either in real combat but Stannis is mildly autistic, he should know shit Renly doesn't.

>>81816088
>GRRM is sick of sjws
what did he say about them?

>>81813728
cersei since everyone becomes a retard and loses their motivation to serve her

>>81816166
That they are mostly spoiled rich white children with nothing in common with the people they claim to speak for

>based robb is dead
>based gramps who killed robb is dead
>beloved boltons dead
>best boy tywin is dead
>husbando stannis is kill

>based tyrion became le quirky reddit cynical man
>entire westeros owned or about to be owned by stronk independent womyn
>massive fanservice for daenerys, sansa and arya fanboys
>plotholes and asspulls everywhere
>jon is no longer likeable

how to keep watching this shit? LF is the only one worth getting attached to, but there is no way in hell he will survive, let alone win, with all these deathflags plaguing him.

>>81811838
Doesn't Jon say that he's better at sword fighting whereas Robb was better at lance/jousting?

>>81816142
>So you're saying jousting makes you good with the sword?
I actually didn't say that. I don't have a ton of patience for people putting words in my mouth, so if that's what you're into, we can stop speaking to each other after this. I was listing his credentials and pointing out that he's no stranger to physical engagements like the show would make you think if you haven't read the books or don't remember how Renly was described in them.

>So is Stannis
I didn't say Renly was big in an attempt to say Stannis was small. Again, I was trying to give a more accurate depiction of Renly than most people have of him.

Renly is young and in good shape and actively participates in swordplay and combat oriented horseback riding. We have no indication that Stannis does any fighting of any kind.

>>81815752
varys

>>81815752
Conan o'brien -American tv talk show host

Fuck it, I go read the books, bye now.

>>81816341
Didn't Stannis fight on the walls during the Blackwater and he basically slaughtered niggas left and right?

>>81815752
really, nigga?

>>81816569
see >>81815997

Stannis leads from the rear.

>>81816608
Sorry anon, missed it.

>>81816674
you can thank the director of the blackwater episode for establishing show Stannis as Rambo (not that im complaining)

Jonsa
Gendrick
R'hllelly
JaqMelly
Piendry
Torienne
WalCat
Catyrion
Robbeon
Joffsay
Breera
Thormelly
Robbgery
JaqAry
Gendrya
Waifjaq
Kindole
Jaimure
Olefish
Stannos
RobbRos
Robbjey
Kindlypair
Tynny
Tyrienne
Jorleesi
MissTy
Tyleesi
Renwun
MissGrey
Branerys
Brodor
Meeosh
Robbcella
LittleCat
NightCat
Nightsei
Nightleesi
Jaimsa
Jaimleesi
Saleesi
Berheart
Berthor

Hey guys, have you ever read the FAQ & rules of 4chan?

>>81816833
topkek anon

>>81816826
hello south korean chink fag, how does it feel knowing you're going to be incinerated in a few months?

>>81816977
Yes or No ?

>>81815122
it's genius

>>81816794
It makes sense to me that Stannis would go into battle.

And like you said the director was right, if it was a bunch of extras with no one we know leading it would not have had as much investment in the battle

>>81814049
>Dany makes a retarded claim that completely ignores the political implications of her fathers early reign
>Jorah makes an intelligent statement concerning the tenuous political situation and ensuing social changes following the Greyjoy rebellion
>gets blown off

Most character accurate of any of these.

>>81817725
shut up tripfag

>>81813987
most beautiful girl in the seven continents

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>>81818029
>calls anon a tripfag
>inb4 "you took off your trip"

>>81818138
put your trip back on, eko

>>81815072
2lewd

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Look at the way I'm smilling.
Whooohooo wohaaaahoo, le XD smile

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This...

>>81816012
was thinking the same, when I saw a full thread and 2/3 of a new one I thought something importnat had happened...
but no, it,s just meme dumping. oh well.

>>81818328
>content is bad
>it's better to have empty threads barely kept bumped

ok anon

>>81818328
Better something then nothing, am I right?

we need a tony soprano edition next

>>81812980
Jon is revived at the end of ep2

Also GoT is entirely filler for your empty life

>>81818658
cuck

>>81818712
>using cuck as an insult

Look at based Bobby B, men in open relationships are the most alpha. It's not like he wasn't banging young hoes when he was watching Jaime impregnate his wife if they are both getting some who cares? Only alt right /pol/ posters are against being a cuck.

What will the next thread be about?

>>81818861
being a cuck is a fucking shame.

But Robert isn't a cuck tho because he doesn't give a fuck about Cersei, and fucks lots of woman on the side. Oh sure he'd want jaime dead for it but not out of love, just because it'd be an affront to him...

For someone to be called a cuck there's need to be a relationship, and love.

(pointing out the relationship thing becasue /got/ calls of a lot of characters cuck even tho they were never dating/wifeing whoever's getting fucked by another).

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Well?

>>81819017
Didn't cucking in the old definition just meant cheating on your partner?

>>81819096
I don't see how that second last point for 4chan is a negative.

>>81814865
>>81815416
> Tywin
> god tier

he was being played like a damn fiddle by Varys and Baelish

then we have him autistically sperging out when Catelyn kidnapped Tyrion, which would've ended up really bad for him, had Cersei not murdered Robert.

>>81819017
>For someone to be called a cuck there's need to be a relationship, and love.

No there doesn't you fucking cuck, just marriage

>>81819118
It meant raising kids that your wife had with another man. Literally Bobby B he is a cuck by definition

i always imagined longclaw having a vertically aligned wolfhead pommel not that retarded horizontal downie wolf

>>81816794
GRRM wrote that episode

>>81819425
yes but it was apparently the director's idea to use stannis like that because he couldnt see why he was left out

+1

>>81819096
>they said the N word on the 4chins!
>they don't like women!
>come to plebbit for some lulz instead! we get to decide what you like or not like with upboats, making for an united hivemind community!

yeah, no.

>>81819194
Daily reminder that in AGOT Tywin started a war against three other kingdoms (he didn't know Lysa was just going to stay home and doing nothing) with ZERO allies and ZERO support from the crown.

His actions in ACOK are amazingly, even worse, as he gets completely sucked into a pointless war with Robb and ignores completely the threats of Stannis and Renly and is only saved by a combination of the actions of others (Littlefinger making the alliance with the Tyrells) and amazingly his own incompetence (managing to lose a battle against fucking Edmure, thus ensuring he was close enough to head back to King's Landing).

His "brilliance" in ASOS consists of approving a plan made by Walder and Roose that will ruin the Lannister name and force it to fight yet another war but this time in the North all to defeat a 5000 man army, and him getting his grandson murdered right from under him by smarter people.

>>81819656
>tfw been calling people "nigger" on the internet for a decade

feels weird man now I'm called a racist but back in the day I would be called a double nigger instead

>>81819262
>robert raising kids

he spent more time raising Mya Stone than he did any of the lannister bastards (about 5 minutes).

>>81815850
Dormer is wearing heels m8

>>81819684
He was a shit dad but doesn't mean he didn't worry about them or influence them or try to raise them

reccomend a good standalone episode!

>>81820059
Battle of Blackwater

>>81820059
that battle of castle negro

>>81820103
>Dude feet
pass

>>81820159
what

>>81820171
Battle of Castle black includes a scene revealing that Sam has a foot fetish, because they needed to kill time. It actually has a few extra scenes, few of which make much sense. I imagine they wanted to reduce the impact of Stannis riding in at the last second by bumping it to the next episode.

>>81815346
Only watched 2 episodes of the show, I sure am pissed off about all the probably-spoilers. I hope the books are completely different from the show storylines.

>>81820214
I think I completely missed that. Unless I didn't get there yet and there's some other battle of castle black (I'm on s5 e1)

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>>81820214
>Tfw no stannis stannis stannis in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I

>>81820350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66FYb3Q4zFc

: /

>>81820266
It's during the bit where he's comparing his sex life with John's experience with Ygritte. For some reason the show decided to make Sam a wannabe pussy slayer who is nonchalant about the vows of chastity in both the Nights Watch and the Citadel.

>>81820214
>I imagine they wanted to reduce the impact of Stannis riding in at the last second by bumping it to the next episode
dont forget how they made his lot sit around dragonstone all season derping around saying we're going to THE WALL GUYS I PROMISE when the books make it a wtf moment out of no where

>>81820451
I'll give benefit of the doubt there and blame it on the general audience being too retarded to remember who Stannis is if he disappears for a season.

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>>81814583
This is retarded. Stannis sucks. How dare you compare Dany unfavorably to him?

>>81821126
I dont think you get it

>>81811771

is there an updated version of this. there should be.

>>81811858
Flappy roastie
Lord Walder Frey's mistress the flappy roastie.

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>>81821354
>ywn be Walder Frey's fucktoy

>>81819671
He knew Cersie could manipulate Robert into siding with the Lannisters, and he didn't know about the incest

He was counting on Robert siding with him and quickly dispatching the Starks

>>81820551
>noassatall

>>81821790
>He was countring on Robert siding with him and quickly dispatching the Starks

This doesn't make him seem smarter. Why would he think that Robert would side against Ned?

>>81811187

someone knows vid/time that picture's from?

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>>81821790
> Robert
> siding with the Lannisters against the Starks

autistic

>>81820551
whose butt?

>>81818138
I love how the guy at the back looks like a Merchant.

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>>81819096

hay boyz

http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/sophie-turner-wearing-a-bikini-in-cabo-san-lucas-mexico-04-18-2017-mq.1850980/

>>81819096
> posting that shit again

kekuru

>>81822377
>be robert
>side against tywin
>oh shit nobody left to bankroll my stupid ass
>iron bank now has no faith in me because i'm not longer backed by tywin
>iron throne goes bankrupt
>maybe ned's poor ass will bail me out
>sure hope the iron bank doesn't back that targaryen girl in essos who's currently attempting to amass an army

>>81822715
>Beat Tywin because Twyin started a war against the North, Riverlands, Stormlands and Kingsland
>Debts owed to House Lannister are voided
>Force Tywin to pay reparations in exchange for his head
>Dump Ceresi and start banging the ass off of Margary
>Have Mace the Ace start bankrolling you

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>>81822306
I think it's the vid he linked

Not sure the time

But here have a NUDE Rana

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>>81822622
Who is she dating? Looks too old for her.

So there's a chance for me.

>>81822622
100% chance her and Joe film a sex tape on this trip

Fappening fucking when?

>>81823485
Joe Jonas

>>81822622
dat ass tho

crazy salsa haters are crazy

>>81823564
She has no ass, what are you talking about?

You can barely tell where the thighs end and the ass begins

>>81823136
kek what an unrealistic chain of events. also jaime would kill him before that happened.

>>81823403
i-is there more?

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>>81823800
It's from the reaction to The Red Woman

>>81823846
is she ever nude?

>>81823527
Damn I haven't seen him since the Jonas Brothers were a thing and you couldn't avoid seeing them.

Good for Sophie for dating an American Christian. Maisie doesn't even believe in marriage or monogamy the heathen degenerate.

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>>81823899
She is but you can't see her boobs unfortunately

>>81824025
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>81823403
yeah thought so but it's 30 minutes long. oh well

>>81823994
>christian

He only did that shit for the money m8, probably an atheist by now

>>81824280
Atleast he doesn't have any jewblood

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Anyone play this?

>>81824325
He's sold out to them though, and dating a chick from a show written and created by jews.

All new /got/ thread
>>81824501
>>81824501

>>81824493
D&D don't own her and they made a lot of money for her.

Don't try to ruin this perfect white couple

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Death has come for this thread

>>81824501
See ya in the new thread my bros

>>81824553
She'll forever be that girl from GoT and her career will die with the series finale.

And he's a manlet, she's got bong genes that are aging her rapidly and will blow her up in 10 years or less and they're both cocaine users, they aren't a perfect while couple