DO YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTS IN FUCKING LIFE? SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY

>>81764967
R-R-Rick, do you see any Mulan sauce? It's not real Rick. Just like s-something else, haha.

>>81764967
>>>>>>>>>reddit

I like Rick and Morty nothing too bad with it 7/10 sort of show that peaks at an 8 occasionally.

>LISTEN HERE *BUUURP* MORTY, WE G-GOTTA BEAT UP NAZIS, MORTY, WE GOTTA BASH THE FASH MORTY
>Oh jeez Rick, I-I don't know about that, that seems pretty fascist
>SHUT UP MORTY, DO YOU SUPPORT DRUMPF TOO?!

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>>81765125

>>81765140
>tfw it can happen in season3

>>81765125
>Being THIS tasteless

Has there ever been a more Reddit show

>>81764967
I also watched that episode.

>>81765306
Sopranos and Lost

>>81765306
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

>>81765326
>Sopranos
>Reddit
That's literally our show

>>81765326
>>81765306
Don't forget about Always Sunny

>>81764967
Life consists of little pleasures.

>>81764967
>reddit spacing
... you lost?

>>81765885
>little crumbs
If you're a rat.
If you're a boss you snort that cocaine, boy.
BY THE BAG FULL!

>>81764967
Can anyone even imagine what it's like to be as autistic as OP?

>>81765306
Game of Thrones

This reminds me of the time I got my dick stuck in the lawnmower

>>81766293
That reminds me of a time I got my dick stuck in your mom

>>81766997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nzKUIRaltI

>>81765125
Rick and Morty is for normies just discovering edgy cartoon humor, like reddit is for normies just discovering 4chan.

>>81765306
big bang theory
bob's burgers

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>>81764967
upvoat

>>81764967
That's fucking retarded.

The guy's an absolute genius, capable of walking through space and time and he's having a hard time getting a stupid sauce.

Reddit-tier shit.

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haha dude the ingredients are right here just make it yourself man, what are you talking about it doesn't contain any toxic acids, haha just make it man you totally won't die from food poisoning haha

>>81767065
>what is family guy

>>81765306
Frasier and Seinfeld

>>81767263
>copyright 2011
hmmmmmmmmm

>>81767263
Asian food
Tomato

>>81767263
Recipes are useless without amounts.

I really like Ricky and Morty but moreso for all the neat designs and futuristic settings that I've missed since futurama ended.

Are there any animated shows that aren't anime geared towards an older audience that aren't attempting to be comedies? I wish there was a show like Venture Brothers or R&M or Archer with a sense of continuity and adventure but without being a joke. Or Adventure Time but without pandering to children. Anything out there I've missed?

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>>81764967
Well, Me personally, I love this scene.

So let me get this straight.
People here are calling this show "Reddit" because it involves a scientist, who like many scientists, doesn't believe in god, and for some reason that combination is only synonymous with reddit and nothing else.
Okay.

>>81767509
spoken like a true redditor

well done sir

reddit and memes

dude gassed sauce lmao

very cool

When he referred to the sauce as his "one armed man", was that a Twin Peaks reference?

The show has its moments. Like in the first episode when Rick tells Morty to shoot some of those weird insect people chasing them because "they are robots, so it's okay".

Morty does it and the insect dude goes down bleeding and screaming and all and Rick says he just meant that bureaucrats like them are pretty much robots

>>81767509
There's this one dude who's spamming this fucking show on /tv/ because he's triggered by the premise.

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I'm fascinated by these threads. It can't be just one person spamming them. It's been 2 weeks at these point, no one even discussing the episode on this board, only threads that exist are these "daa reddit, guys, check me hyperbolizing scenes, reddit, guys xD" What the fuck is the purpose, aside from shitposting and even then, its 24/7 none stop, these retards have more stamina then fucking cunniposter. And you make people talk about and watch it. Help me understand, someone.

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>>81768570
It is a pretty randumb show though, sometimes on the level of "holding up a spork xD"

>>81768519
>When he referred to the sauce as his "one armed man", was that a Twin Peaks reference?
Not sure if this is bait, but it's a Fugitive reference

>You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something

SUBTLE REDPILLS

So are there actually any christians in this thread?

S.O.T.F.

>>81768617
Dude a sun with sunglasses. Haha I totally get it!

>>81767157
>not fucking realising it's Justin Roiland trying to get maccas to actually bring it back irl

>>81767640

Fuck off you newfags. Y'all are just acting like hipsters upset that the show is liked by 'normies' but I still see you guys posting Game of Thrones threads every April

>>81768534
>you gotta switch on the shoes morty

>>81767263
>high fructose corn syrup
why is this allowed?

>>81767375
The new Star Wars animated series, very gritty, very good

>>81768608
Allot of people watch this show Sh....

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>>81768608
Cunniposter is a bot.
These people have real autism.

>>81767299
>what is family guy
shit

>>81768608
And you still take the bait everytime and respond to every thread to let everyone know how much it bothers you.

>>81767509
>it's a normie doesn't understand irony episode.

>>81764967
Wait a minute, did they really say that? Holy shit lol

Should I start watching Ricky and Morty?

>>81768608
>butthurt normie detected

>>81767263
HIGH
FRUCTOSE
CORN
SYRUP

will someone please just tell me how many trump jokes per minute the new season has? i don't want to waste any time watching this unless they make fun of the orange cheeto lol

When's the next episode?

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>>81769239

>>81769920
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIES

AMIRITE? XD

>>81768824
there is like 4 or 5 reddit red-flags in your post alone

tfw I want to watch this so I can shitpost with you fellas

how come adult swim doesn't put the first few episodes on their website? It starts at episode 5

>>81765363
Only nu-Sunny, Sunny back in it's prime was pretty big on 4chan long before Reddit was even relevant to anything.

Now it's just DUDE MAC'S GAY AND CHARLIE LIKES CHEESE LMAO

>>81769989
fucking kys normie. GET. OUT.

>>81770143
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD GET OUT

>>81765140
>being this reddit

so are there fucking trump jokes or not ANSWER ME

>>81765125
Some set pieces look okay, and its pretty decently animated for using tweens they have good poses. Its a "good looking" Adult Swim original.

>>81765359
> our show
Listen heah you muddafucka you

>>81770143
Lol this guy

>>81770281
Not that gay but suck my dick

I don't know why you guys hate this show
>quirky scientist
>cool jokes
>makes fun of religion
Hilarity ensues.

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>Give me that Bible, M-*burp*-Morty!
>Uh, why, Rick? Why do you want the Bible?
>Morty! Jist shut up and hand me the Bible!
>Wh-what are you gonna do with it, R-Rick?
>I'm gonna destroy it!
>Wait, you can't do that, R-Rick. Isn't that wrong?
>Ugh. Morty The Bible was written by a bunch of idiots who didn't know shit about shit. They ugh*burp* they thought their psychedelic trips were messages from God.
>How do y- well how do you know it's not real.
>Morty, the idea of God was made up by monkeys in caves. Monkey God. People worship a M-*belch*-key God, Morty. Now give me that Bible so I can throw it in the anti-matter hole before we end the universe!

There's part of me that really feels like I've found a home in Rick and Morty. Maybe it's the sardonic humour, intelligent writing, or laugh out loud characters, but I feel like the writers know what it's like to be an intellectual in the modern world. Cartoon sitcoms are generally a diamond dozen, but Rick and Morty feels like more...it feels...special. Rick isn't just a scientist. He's a symbol of intelligence, he is his own higher power. He doesn't need some puny 'God' to show him power, he is his own power. To people like me who excel above my classmates he's relatable, especially when you look at the dullards that surround him. And lets talk about those dullards for a second (i've known a fair few of them in my time), they provide a fantastic source of comedy when contrasted to Rick's prowess as a thinker, Morty just doesn't stack up and it's this contrast that really makes for a lot of the comedy. When you're a viewer you might see a few jokes and think 'wow thats funny' but when you've lived it...when you've truly lived it, then you understand why Rick and Morty is such a powerful show. It defies centuries of religious oppression to elevate itself to the top of my favourite cartoons of all time.

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>>81770760
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/6632ow/why_rick_and_morty_is_the_best_show_on_television/

>I agree with you completely, but the OCD in me won't let me not correct your one mistake in your post.

>>Cartoon sitcoms are generally a diamond dozen

>"a dime a dozen" is the proper phrase.

>>81770686
Boom. Brofist.

>>81770760
>Somebody actually wrote this

Jesus christ

>>81764967

THE SZECHUAN EXTENDS LIFE

THE SZECHUAN EXPAND CONSCIOUSNESS

THE SZECHUAN IS VITAL TO SPACE TRAVEL

THE SZECHUAN MUST FLOW!

>>/co/

>>81767263
> just make it yourself man
Yo moron you do know that the order of the ingredients means also the quantity, meaning first ingredient has the highest quantity.
>high fructose corn syrup
Just get a traditional szechuan sauce recipe.

>>81769050
That's what makes the american lardy and diabetic

kys shills

>>81767263
are you somewhat disabled?

recipe for human:
about 3kg water and some atoms

I will always bump Rick and Morty threads.

>>81767065
Name some good edgy cartoon humour then because literally every single one is called Reddit: The Show.

>>81767065
>just discovering edgy cartoon humor
Please enlighten us about intermediate and advanced edgy cartoon humor. There's like 3 edgy cartoons total ever made. R&M is super unique

I saw the season 3 premier but nothing else. It was that bad, but what is with Rick always burping?

>>81765359
>Sopreddit

>>81764967
The joke is that he can get it whenever he wants but he doesn't. Why do I have to explain this to you simpletons?

>>81767263
Why do Americans put high fructose corn syrup in everything? Its first on the list as well so basically this sauce is mostly high fructose corn syrup. The same as in sodas.

>>81775154
It's good.

>>81765306
> Reddit show

what does this even mean?

jesus, you lot are total faggots sometimes

>>81775200
But if there is any small truth to the shart in mart meme it's bound to be because you put high fructose corn syrup in everything. And I'm not exaggerating here almost all your wares have HFCS in them.

>>81775263
I'm a fat stupid american I don't care about that, i just want to stuff tasty food in my face and vote for donald trump

>>81775263
You are exaggerating.
>shart in mart meme
>literally basing your world view from jokes and memes
go back to /pol/ you brain dead retard

>>81769874
hahaha holy shit drumpf is FUCKING FINISHED

>>81775301
Its clear you've eaten too much high fructose corn syrup and have holes in your head.

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>tfw too mature to watch this progressive manbaby crap

>>81774431
>every [as] cartoon ever
>all 3 MacFarlane shows
>every Comedy Central cartoon ever
>every MTV cartoon ever
>flash cartoons
>The Nutshack

>>81775613
>the nutshack
stopped reading there

>>81765306
Big Bang Theory, GoT, Girls, Broad City

>>81769874
zero so far

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Does /tv/ approve of Harvey Birdman? Is it kino?

SHIT ON THE FLOOR

>>81764967
I LOVE THIS KINO SHOW

>>81777777

>>81768617
Neat how easy is to pick out the main characters because all of them have big buggy eyes

>>81770143
XD MOM TENDIES REE! EPIC R9K BRO

>>81765306
anything good is reddit. we only like obscure tv shows nobody watches like fargo

someone post that comment that says why this is a reddit show

>>81764967

These made up Rick and Morty quotes are getting more and more ridiculous.

>>81781090
>made up quotes

Son...

I'M A PICKLE NOW MORTY, S-STILL *ERP* STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN MACROEVOLUTION? *TURNS SZECHUAN FLAVORED* HOW ABOUT NOW? *BURP* HOW'S THAT CREATIONISM WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

I just watched the pilot after seeing so many threads and people complaining about it.

Holy fuck this may have been the worst show I have ever seen it pissed me off the entire time

>>81765306
Wow you're so cool for using this cool gang club 4chan website instead

>>81781159
That's the joke.

>>81776543
I know I love it. The flash animation that they use from season 2 onwards really annoys to me. And the final season was trash. Overall it's still one of the best shows on [as]

>>81780467
Fargo is fucking garbage

>muh one-dimensional characters, fucking awful green screen and quirky situations

>it's a /tv/ pretends not to enjoy humor that's specifically aimed at them episode

>>81765359
yeah and you have to go back

>>81770686
It doesn't really make fun of religion. It makes a few passing comments but the show is always cognizant of the possibiluty of a higher power

>ctrl+f "reddit"
>21 results
really makes me think...

>>81768608
this website became a haven for the mentally ill after the election, get out now while the getting is still good

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>>81764967

>>81767375
Bojack Horseman is pretty fantastic. Though the early episodes are pretty light.

>>81770725
I guarantee with 100% certainty that you don't believe in god either.

>>81771815
>He doesn't need some puny 'God' to show him power, he is his own power. To people like me who excel above my classmates he's relatable, especially when you look at the dullards that surround him

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What did he mean by this?

>>81781212
damn daniel

>>81784253
truly reddit incarnate

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>>81764967
DO YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTS IN FUCKING LIFE?

SHITPOSTING ON 4CHAN MORTY

THAT'S RIGHT

FUCKING SHIT *CUUCKKSS* POSTING

THAT'S MY WHOLE PURPOSE

OP THAT'S MY FUCKING PURPOSE

TO FIND THAT PERFECT BAL*CUUUUUCKK*ANCE BETWEEN STROKING MYSELF ONLINE AND IN REALITY

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? DO YOU GET IT NOW?

>>81765326
Suck a dick.

>>81766256
GoT is hardline normalfag shit, R&M is absolutely made for redditors.

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>>81765165
but it already happened, anon

>>81767084
bob's burgers
you're full of shit son

>>81785818
reddit's burgers fucking sucks

>>81785508

how will /tv/ ever recover?

>>81765306
It's Always Reddit in Portland

>tfw can't watch LCS without casters blurtintg this scene in memes every 5 seconds

>>81769114
There is a bot, but don't be so naive in thinking that others haven't jumped aboard the cunnyposting train

>>81767509
Rick does believe in God. He's literally met Satan, and he prayed in one episode.

These people haven't watched the show.

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>>81765306
[your favorite show]

>>81775770
>finished a sentence
Stopped reading there

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>>81764967
wew, did some guy make this in sony vegas or something? What a try-hard faggot! "Muh layering of spit, muh text shading" kys.

>>81787775
upvoted

>>81786480
Though to be fair he's then saved and basically says "fuck you, God doesn't exist". But that's to show how anyone can fall back on the idea of God/superstition during tough times.

>>81767157
Actually time-travel doesn't exist in R&M, and I guess the idea is that the Mulan sauce is the one thing you can't find in any parallel universe.
But mostly it's just a joke.