Just finished watching, what did I think of it?

Are you a woman?

A better question is what did I think of it?

>>81755676
Decent flick. You wouldn't mind slurping on Russell's big gorilla dong after he reads you a bed time story.

>>81755718
No but my wife watched it with me. She fell asleep midway though.

>>81755812
So it was just her son and yourself thereafter?

>>81755676
amazing film about the power of brotherhood, camaraderie, and the high seas, with terrific sets, scenery, costumes and music

overall a 10/10 film and a overlooked masterpiece

Serving on one of those ships must have fucking sucked tbqh.

>Always cold
>Smelled like shit
>Horrendous food all the time

>>81755860
Reckless faggotry: The post

>>81755849
No just her daughter. She enjoyed it and gave me a footjob at the end.

>>81755901
m'lady

>>81755873
you forgot
>no women
>no porn/internet

Just check the archive for the 1000+ versions of this thread we've already had.

>>81755676
Why every second that the kids are on screen they are not being raped by the older men?

>>81755901
female spotted

srsly though, this film would be looked at on the same level as gladiator, braveheart and lotr if it hadn't come out around the same time as Pirates of the Carribean films, which by comparison made it seem very dull to some, seeing as there was no magic

>>81755980
I don't watch television and film.

>>81756014
me neither

>>81755980
Dont forget the quips

>>81755979
didn't happen as much as you think on military ships, that was mostly a merchant ship read pirate thing, also they were lords, fuck them their daddy fucks you and he goes in dry and hard

>>81756078
Glad we're on the same boat.

>>81756014
>>81756078
I hate you both more then I could ever say

>>81755676
I fucking loved it. Was on a sea adventure kick and was inundating myself in any related fare to fuel some writing I was doing, and ended up at this movie. Way better than expected.

I'm from /lit.

>>81755912
Giving you an upboat in exchange for some deets.

>>81755979
Europeans dont generally do things like that mohammed

I didn't understand this movie

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>>81755676

I loved this film, his other work like picture related is pretty great too.

>>81756154
Just a lil bit of fondling and sucking. What's wrong with that.

>>81755676
I thought it was 10/10. I did too.

>>81756506
nothing as long as you don't mind being keelhauled

>>81756473
Are you, by chance, a woman?

>>81756656
I don't even know what that means.

>>81756770
It's when they drag you under the hull of the boat. Idk if it was a real thing or just a meme.

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>>81756770
read something for once in your life you cancerous worthless pleb

>>81756731
;)

>>81756414
if your from /lit/ why don't you try reading the books? ya know for your um 'writing'

>>81757131
Fuck you nigga. I'm writing, alright, bish? And yeah, I actually picked up the first book and read it a bit but put it aside for other books.

>>81757229
>read it a bit but put it aside
>writing about sea adventure
>started reading master and motherfucking commander
>but put it aside
you don't belong on /lit/ you don't belong here, maybe >>>/co/ is more your speed?

>>81756938
Why would I do such a thing when movies exist?

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>>81757320
>he's never started something and put it aside
>he hasn't read 100 books this month already

What if you're a straight girl who unironically likes this book and movie?

>>81757462
Tits or gtfo

>>81757396
>writing about sea adventures
>doesn't read m&c
your an idiot accept it, and who the fuck reads 100 books in one month? why? if you speed read everything you'll understand nothing

>>81757462
why get on the internet and just lie like this?

>>81757462
I would ask if you live in L O N D O N

>>81757576
He's memeing

>>81757576
I was memeing.
Anyway, my piece isn't 100% a sea adventure, there's only one portion of it that involves a trek out into sea and I started to get a boner for nautical adventures but there were more pressing things to read than Chronicles of Douchey British Guys at Sea.

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>>81755676
>mfw cant huzzah my captain lucky jack cuz born in the wrong timeline crew

>>81757619
>>81757626
yea yea I'm being an asshole, really tho read at least the first book if you want any kind of authenticity to your ocean scenes

>>81757742
I will, anon. I still have the first book sitting around.

>>81757382
you said you don't watch films either, frankly you fucking disgust me

I actually saw the film in the theater with my dad back in the day. Was a great experience.

>>81757820
>tfw your stuck posting with a bunch of literal children

>>81755676
You liked it

>>81757914
Can't a grown male hang out with his father anymore?

>>81757914
If he had been 4 at the time he could post here now

>>81757790
gud, its dry I know but its one of those ones that just drops you straight into the world and you have to figure it out, tough going to start with but worth it once you understand what the fuck everyones talking about, better on a re-read tbqh

>>81757962
well ok then
>>81757984
pls delet

>>81755873
You were an experienced veteran on those ships if you made it a couple of years