/who/ Doctor Who General

>>81453075
FIRST FOR KROLL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSzyvAsaEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzHZGmbeUjQ
never4get mrsinxist

just got one of my assignments back, buds. I got BTFO with a 63/100

Um... guys... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPfumuVITXY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIT0dC0Eppw

found something even worse... what even is this voicing

>Don't reply to Mongo (posts accusing you of samefagging or being Cats/Cloister)
>Don't make "additional" threads
>Always have "/who/" and "Doctor Who" in the title so people know what to search for
>Twitter drama isn't interesting

Rules for all the Reddit newfags

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Reminder: There are roles available for the Foreman Audio

http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Foreman

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-PGtpxU04cGqBcAd49d7b4q_fiCITDn-q9RuHe4O92I/edit?usp=sharing

Torchwood with based monster of the week episodes back when?

http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/Club_Penguin_Wiki

just looked up some of the credited names

what the hell is this

I would gladly sacrifice the existence of Doctor Who to kill WikiaFrog. This monster is a danger to all. He can't survive to be 15.

>>81453308
https://www.bigfinish.com/ranges/v/torchwood

>>81453134
>>81453151
>>81453181
Going to post these in the /x/ Youtube thread

WikiFrog is what kills the 12th doctor.

>>81453344
DO IT

>>81453199
I could rustle up my voice I suppose.

>We are open to any contributions of sound effects or music, there is also a possibility that this will be “illustrated” for a video reconstruction. The sky's the limit, so any suggestions, anything you think might be cool, delve right in.


What sort of music would fit?

>>81453135
>be taking math exam
>no idea how to finish any of the proofs
>time running out
>oh shit, I'm going to fail this fucking exam
>ten minutes to go
>think think think
>BRAIN BLAST
>everything clicks on all the problems
>hurriedly finish
>90/100
Feels grand, father.

https://youtu.be/_9HOruBNmIU

>>81453344
link it link it link it
I'm shit at navigating 4chan

>>81453437
That was so neat when the director of the Auton Stratagem popped over here the other day. I love the vaguely McGann-y voice he does.

>>81453414
Someone sent in an example of pretty cool Classic Who sounding stuff at one point, but probably whatever's good as long as it isn't boring. A /who/ audio having music of any sort is pretty ambitious

Done
>>>/x/18852656

>>81453574
AHAHAHAHAH

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>This reminds me of a story about a child that died on their birthday. This is truly disturbing and I can't imagine that it's creator is long for this world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=492NdhAnQbI

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Reminder that NEVER

I'm going to riot if the Picts in Eaters of Light wear Kilts! I would actually stop watching the show. Since Kilts weren't introduced until the 1700's. As a Scotsman nobody ever talks about our based Gaelic Leines which the Irish brought over, and which we wore for most of our history. Fuck Kilts.

>>81453823
Wait what the fuck it's out https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/doctor-who-series-9-original/id992239238

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>>81454053
IT'S REAL!

>>81454053
I realise the URL says series 9 but that is quite clearly series 8.

>>81454044
gaelic more like gay lick

>>81454091
I could go for a gay lick right about now

So what's the verdict on MrSinxist? Innocent poster or god's horrific mistake?

>>81453823
Reminder that Silva Screen would really like to release this but the BBC is being jewish and withholding the rights, possibly to scope out a cheaper record company.

>>81454194
I'm probably both, to be honest

>>81454194
It turns out that he was sent to us by Lord Satan.

>>81454310
I'd hope not

>>81454332
I do.

>>81454378
I don't!

>>81454194
I don't care

>>81454053
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/doctor-who-series-10-leak/id992239238

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Stream was great, loved watching the TV movie and Night of the Doctor with you motherfuckers.

Goodnight my dudes.

Will drawfag it up tomorrow for reals.

>>81454414
>https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/doctor-who-series-10-leak/id992239238
IT'S REAL!

>>81454475
fuck off to the towers

>>81454441
Good night!

IT'S DINNER TIME!!!

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>>81454610

>>81453199
Holy shit you're still alive. God speed on getting this thing actually finished anon, it would truly be /who/'s crowning achievement if it ever was completed

>>81454688
i wish you were in the twin towers when 9/11 happened

>>81454688
Thing is it only needs 2-4 more people to actually pitch in to get done, I thought it might have better chances now we're starting on-season and loads of new/returning people are here. Even if a lot of them are fucking useless.

>>81454194
'E's alright.

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>reminder that this is foreman lore

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>>81453199
>that thumbnail

>>81454737
I've got a decent mic and am free tonight, I'll record some lines then.

Can anybody who are cats cloyster and mongo?

I'm actually kind of disappointed MrSinxist deleted all his videos. I was getting my nightly fap in

>>81454839
That's awesome, many thanks.

Am I the only one who was a little distraught when 12 was beating up the TARDIS in Death in Heaven considering it was only 3 years ago we discovered it was sentient

>>81454913
It's a machine, it doesn't have nerve endings and thus has no concept of pain from being touched on its console.

>>81454887
same here though. you wanna hit me up and we can have a masturbation race later?

>>81454887
sorry

they were too fucking embarrassing

>>81454913
Anon...that was the idea

>>81454887
>deleted all his videos.
I changed my mind, he's the worst.

>>81454913
We learned the TARDIS was sentient about 49 years before that.

>>81454913
>>81454961
Also we've known TARDISes are sentient for fucking ever you dingbat, even if it hadn't been strongly implied in Series 1 it was a crucial plot point for a shitload of wilderness years stuff and was even suggested as early as The Edge of Destruction. In other words get out.

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you don't want to see them

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>>81454194
HAPPY FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY

>>81454971
Sure mate, my skype's owbag.martin

>>81454737
The true challenge of finding an actual grill among us still remains

I'M DELETING THE WIKIA

>>81455020
I meant, since it was last made explicitly clear. I doubt any normie would give a shit if The Doctor's Wife hadn't have happened and that beating scene was still in Death, because most normies don't think back 49 fucking years

>>81455086
It's "I'M DELETING THE WIKI". Wikia is the platform on which the wiki is hosted.

>>81455066
There's always Belle. Worst case scenario, one of us resorts to imitating a girl's voice I guess.

Would be kino if someone could chop up a bunch of Claudia's videos to be able to stitch together her voice into saying the lines.

>>81455131
NO ANON. I'M DELETING THE ENTIRE WIKIA WEBSITE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.

>>81455151
That would just be fucking weird, I don't think we need to go that far

>>81455063
cool man, I'll call you in a bit and we can figure out which pornhub video to have our race to, my skype will be melrocks315

>>81453199
I actually have a professional mic, I'll take a look and see what's good.

>>81455166
Anon...

>>81455107
But they've referred to the TARDIS being "sentient" or "alive" or similar terms almost every season from 1963 to 2015, so you don't have to actually think back 49 years, you just have to pay some minimal amount of attention to the show.

>>81455181
Sweet. Talk to you then. Have a webcam and your junk ready.

>>81455187
I can tell you'd make a GOAT Alex, just gonna put that out there as a recommendation

>>81455166
>implying

>>81455210
Name one reference prior to The Doctor's Wife in NUWHO that the TARDIS is sentient that could be picked up without maximum attention (IE not an easily forgettable throwaway line)

>>81455025
We were watching them though... They were hilarious

>>81455166
One thing I learned after a few years here is that honestly the amount of autism contained in this general is fucking harrowing

>>81455246
Boom Town
>The heart of the Tardis. This ship's alive. You've opened its soul.

Did anyone save any of MrSinxist's videos though?

>>81455272
You only saw two thank god

>>81453199
I'll give it a whirl

>>81455318
I saw 3

>>81455298
That's fair actually. I'll give you that

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>>81455229
You're awfully kind before even hearing what I sound like, Anon. haha

>>81454737
nobody cares about your stupid project

t. /who/ regular

Good thing you guys can't ever find my main account

>>81455367
What was the third, pappy?

>>81455387
Foreman is a classic meme m8

>>81455401
this MrSinxist is a fake!

>>81455387
The existence of the recordings seems to say otherwise.

>>81455413
One of your flash smash game videos

>>81455387
You'd be surprised how many people have contributed to it so far then

>>81455472
Oh yes...

At least you didn't see any of the really old shit

when MrSinxist's channel got linked I instantly went to oldest videos

>doctor who minecraft

>>81455573
Same.

>>81455456
>>81455537
only after months of spamming it and begging for contributors

it's the same with all /who/ projects really, it takes ages to get people together and then once the final product is done not many people actually pay attention to it. how many of us even bothered to read shit trips?

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>Just realized I am going to have to attempt to fake an accent if I want to record any lines

>mfw

>>81455636
I wouldn't stress about that too much, accents are fungible in /who/land

HERE. COME. THE DRUMS!

>>81455636
You can do it.

>>81455634
Oh come on. I remember when people said Shit Trips wouldn't get any entries. But it did. And quite a few people read it.

/who/ finishes things, when it can. Anyone telling you otherwise isn't giving /who/ their due.

>>81455634
>only after months of spamming it and begging for contributors
Literally all the casting call posts occurred between 29 Jun - 15 Jul last year, it was deliberately put on hold cos /who/ was dead.

>>81455768
I wrote one of the stories for shit trips and I even I didn't bother reading past the first couple.

>>81455807
Exactly.

There's a current of learned helplessness when it comes to discussing creative projects in /who/, but the facts don't bear it out. /who/ gets stuff done.

>>81455697
>>81455768
Aight, if it doesn't matter, then I'm down. There are like several pdfs in the .rar though, what the hell and I supposed to read from and which characters are still available?

>>81455636
It's part of the fun desu

Is Small Beginnings back?

>>81455859
Which one did you write?

I just recorded Dozy, should I do some of the other bit parts (UNIT guardsmen) too? If Edge does Alex then we'll pretty much have the male parts done.

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Sources say Obama was spotted riding MrSinxist today

>>81455911
It never left.

>>81455917
We still need a grill anon.

>>81455885
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-PGtpxU04cGqBcAd49d7b4q_fiCITDn-q9RuHe4O92I/edit?usp=sharing
^ Character list. Characters in green text haven't been claimed/are open.

The scripts we're using are "Nirvi" parts 1, 2, 3 and 4.

>>81455956
Cheers, Anon.

>>81455917
Go for it, post or send them when you can and I'll mark them as claimed

>>81455954
That's why I said "we'll pretty much have the male parts done" not "we'll pretty much have it done"

>>81455912
The best one

>Bill is gonna recognise Simm's Master
>She was like 8 or 9 when Harold Saxon happened

>>81456110
so, The Stone Revolution?

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>a "fiery" young man, he is disorganised but a sexually ravenous party animal. Had a difficult past.

I feel personally attacked right now

>>81455995
Alrighty, I did Dozy, a UNIT guardsmen, and the second student, I'll send em now

>>81456125
>implying any aspect of RTD's Earth timeline is still canon in moff world

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>>81456130

>>81456136
Wasn't Alex trans?

>>81456136
kek, wait until you read the script

>>81456155
Not sure if we can keep saying Moff erased RTD's Who anymore, now that he's spending his last season bringing back one of RTD's characters.

>>81456155
Harold Saxon is namedropped by that O'Donnel woman in Before the Flood

>>81456190
Well I've been BTFO. Never mind then.

Bill probably won't recognise him though.

>>81456165
>>81456169
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT LMAO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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>>81456221

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>>81456125
>2007 was 20 years ago

>>81456148
Received.

>>81456275
Pearl Mackie is 29 years old.
Bill is most likely not 29 years old.

>>81455317
I have them all. Wat do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4

"synthanon" did a really good job of classic who-ish music

>>81456465
That's MrSinxist

I heard Simm has the bleached blonde hair again, good I think that hair colour really suited him and made him standout in a goodway.

>>81456556
It might be to indicate that it's him post-EOT

>>81456465
IT'S REAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrlhLaNClgw
You know I didn't think much of this song when I heard it in the episode but it's really grown on me from being posted in the general recently. Also the song the riff is sampled from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y71iDvCYXA
>0:50

>>81456660
I didn't even know it was a sample. Learn something new every day

i confirm i amdead

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>>81456221

>>81456574
>>81456556
Why do people keep saying this like it's noteworthy, makes me want to reee. Literally when else could it be? It's the only logical choice

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>>81456714

>>81456806
Yeah but like, he could always get it dyed back brown again.

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>>81456221

>>81456874
>Missy saves Simm from Rassilon and the Time Lords on Gallifrey
>"Actually before we go and stop The Doctor or whatever, could we make a quick stop"
>Goes back to Earth so Simm can go to a hairdressers and get his hair done

>>81456977
That sounds cute.

>gomez sitting in the waiting area reading a magazine and tapping her foot
>the hairdresser is showing simm their wide collection of hair dyes and he's thinking them over eagerly

Does the Master ever jack himself off?

>>81456806
Because we now know it's post end of time simm, it was entirely possible they might have gone for pre-EOT Simm, cause timey wimey.

>>81457044
You know, I was just about to do that.

I think the Doctor wont need to defeat the two Masters, Missy and Simm will turn on each other. If they go by the EU anytime the Master encountered another incarnation of himself they ended up fighting.

>>81457044
Considering that he turned everyone on the planet into him, he literally fucked himself multiple times in the span of seconds.

>>81457137
>Missy and Simm have a plan but they keep squabbling over who's in charge
I think I just want some tumblr tier Missy and Simm fanfic

>>81457158
Do you think he swallowed it?

>>81457192
Who do you think is Missy's daughters father ;).

>>81457214
There was bound to be a couple that enjoyed forced, so yeah.
The only thing we can be 100% sure is that he came inside himself.

>>81457275
Get out Moffat.

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>>81457275

>>81457275
Moffat would actually do this.

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Just....

>>81457064
>Because we now know it's post end of time simm
Anon... that's exactly what I was responding to. Post-EoT is the most obvious and only logical gap in Simm's timeline, it shouldn't be noteworthy that that's the time they picked. There is practically no other options

Redpill me on the Cloister Wars.

>>81457441
There is, the events of series 3 before Utopia, Simm was PM on Earth.

>>81457524
We don't speak of them

HAPPY FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY

Redpill me on The Dawn of the Doctor

>>81456125
Why wouldn't she remember?

I'd recognize Margaret Thatcher, who was PM when I was 9, and I'm not even a Brit.

Redpill me on Faction Paradox

Redpill me on this_old_can

Saxon has already been referenced on Earth in Moffat Who

>>81457787
T-that's my point... I wasn't being sarcastic, I was just saying she'll remember

Redpill me on fwhiffahder

>>81457856
>post entirely in greentext
>neither quoting anyone nor being sarcastic
>i'm not smart enough to handle that

Redpill me on WikipediaKnows

Redpill me on Redpilling Me

>>81456125
Unless Bills Earth is actually Mondas.

>>81457695
>Simm was PM on Earth.
And could only travel between two different locations/times (that is before turning the TARDIS into a paradox machine), meaning Missy would have to come pick him up in the middle of his huge plan to go do some other adventures. Also meaning Moffat would have to write him so he matches his personality at the time, and also meaning it would look a bit odd how much he's aged even though it's meant to be early-Simm.

Like I said, Post-EoT is the only logical choice. Any other time is too messy and restricting.

Do you guys think Peter will enjoy his penis drawing?

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>>81457891

Redpill me on Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life.

>>81457949
If she says "He looks like Mr Naxos but flipped", we'll know Mondas.

>>81457961
No. It's creepy and borderline sexual harassment.

Reminder that the key to Series 10 is:

"Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life."

That's why there are so many returning elements like Simm, Mondasian Cybermen, 1, etc. It's about how the Doctor's life is all at once.

>>81457953
>Also meaning Moffat would have to write him so he matches his personality at the time
… which, on top of everything else, would defeat the entire purpose of Simm coming back to play a darker, less-giggly Master…

Do black people exist in Mondas?

Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life.

>>81458017
Yes

Anyone else having more trouble with the captchas than before?

>>81458001
>reading this comment

>suddenly Series 10 trailer plays on TV

Pottery!

>>81458017
Why wouldn't they? Mondas is a whole planet that's as much like Earth as possible. So white people, black people, brown people, yellow people. English, Aussies, Germans, Russians, even if they're each on the opposite side of the planet. No Americans, of course, they wouldn't stand for that. But otherwise, everyone.

>>81458058
It's crazy how much a little more information (that series quote, Simm master, Moffat's interview in DWM) has reversed me from basically 0 hype for Series 10 to extreme hype. I can see why so many movie trailers spoil too much these days...it's a fine line most don't walk well, but a little bit of spoilering can definitely excite people.

>>81458074
I never saw any black people on Mondas before so I was just curious

>>81458115
Might see some in Series 10. There might have been some in Spare Parts, I can't remember.

>>81458115
How many times have you been to Mondas? How widely did you travel?

Speaking of different races I have a theory about different skin tones in Gallifreyans. I think the Black and tanned Gallifreyans are from the really hot desert regions which is most of the planet. Which explains why all the Gallifreyans watching the Doctor eat soup were tanned asf. White Gallifreyans like the Doctor are originally from the snowy polar regions.

Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life.

>>81458170
Just like Eskimos are the palest people in our world, with only Tasmanian aborigines and southern Argentine natives coming close, right?

>>81458170
That would make sense really, yeah. Though of course when Time Lords regenerate they can change race, or even choose race if they're skilled enough.

I think the Doctor is so bad at regeneration, unlike Romana, because he's half-human. Works just as well if he was a shitty student at the Academy though.

>>81458012
Yeah, and another one I forgot to mention is that it would mean you can't have Simm's regen scene. Which, knowing Moffat, is probably half the reason he's bringing Simm back at all.

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>>81458216

mfw Hell Bent seriously flirted with confirming he's half-human

The TV Movie was one of the first Doctor Who things I watched as a kid (with my mum, who's a big fan) so I've always liked the idea.

>>81458170
There's something nice about thinking the Doctor and Susan grew up in the snow.

Of course, the Moffat hints in the newest DWM that the Susan's first regen was black screws that up a bit. But he was probably joking.

>>81458138
I'll have you know that I traveled all across the land searching far and wide trying to understand the power that's inside. I even got into a fight in a sports recreation area and was exiled to lived with my aunt and uncle with my annoying cousin who knew exactly what to do when crossing the road.

I've had a whole year to tune myself into the psychic network and INTEGRATE WITH ITS MATRICES.

I really, really, really love Moffat's writing, especially DW Series 8 and 9. Would I enjoy any of his earlier work, those sitcoms and stuff he did? I haven't seen Sherlock yet either.

Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life.

>>81458216
>I think the Doctor is so bad at regeneration, unlike Romana, because he's half-human. Works just as well if he was a shitty student at the Academy though.
The standard fan explanation is that the Doctor is so bad at it because he's always regenerating under crisis situations and/or after having pushed himself way too hard.

Most other Time Lords regenerate in the middle of the capital of Gallifrey, he usually barely makes it to his TARDIS.

And Romana just regenerated because she felt it was time—no shattered skeleton or gigafuckton of radiation or anything. And no holding it off to go visit everyone she ever met first. And no incompetent Earth surgeon poking around in her guts.

Wasn't the Doctor pretending to be a human as a long game to fool the Master?

>>81458370
Yeah that works perfectly well too. I prefer when they leave this sort of Time Lord stuff not completely confirmed because fan theories usually do a creative enough job with it.

>>81458214
Eksimos can be pretty damn pale. Sometimes even whiter than white people.

Source: From Labrador.

>>81458393
No, the eye scan only worked with human subjects and it worked on him, that's what made the Master realise. And the intention of the script was for him to legitimately be half-human. You can retcon it as a fob watch thing or something if you'd like. Not like the show's gonna come down and confirm it either way; Hell Bent will be the closest we'll ever get I'd say.

>>81458342
If you like Moffat's writing, you'll probably like at least Press Gang and Coupling, if not Joking Apart and Chalk. But try them and see for yourself.

>>81458214
Eskimo's are tanned because they don't depend on the sun for Vitamin D. Their Fatty fish diet provided that sufficient VD, which is why they didn't turn white. If vitamin D isn't available plus cold non sunny climate, people turn white over the generations.

>>81458394
Of course when they do confirm it, they usually end up confirming three mutually contradictory explanations, so fans have even more to do to try to make sense of it all.

Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life.

hey bingo anon, you here?

>>81458534
Heh, and then Briggs Finish will complicate it even further some years down the line

I know this woman at my work who is a big fan of Doctor Who. She is currently having a birthday this month and everyone at the office will be getting her something. The problem is she's transgender and I have no idea what to buy for this kind of person.

This is not a joke, this is not a copypasta, all I want are some suggestions and possibly ones that don't get me arrested or fired.

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>>81458571
It literally is copypasta, I've seen it and replied to it before

Anyone notice the Hand Mines in the Magician's Apprentice had purple exposed flesh? Kaleds in the EU are said to have purple flesh, thought it was a nice touch.

>>81458393
One of the EDA novels makes it pretty clear that when the Doctor said he was half-human, it was about half a joke and half him testing whether he could say it convincingly enough to fool the Master.

But that doesn't explain the eye scan thing that the other anon mentioned.

You can try to fanwank up an explanation. (For example, maybe he rekeyed it to human retinas because he's almost always got a human companion around whereas almost no other Time Lord in the universe has one handy.) But there's no such explanation that's actually in any stories in any media.

>>81458571
Make something custom. Either a song, fanfic, or something from a store, but specific to her fave Doctor.

>>81455187
you should play nirvi
please

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>>81458342
>I really, really, really love Moffat's writing

>>81458629
The TV Movie intended for him to be half-human.

Some other stuff later (like that novel) tried to retcon it away.

Hell Bent flirted with the idea.

The fact is it's unlikely the TV show will ever outright confirm or deny it. We as fans are left to either ignore it or fanwank up our own explanations, yup.

>>81458370
I've always liked to think of Time Lords as specialists. Romana's specialty is regeneration, hence why she has such unusual control over it. The Master's specialty is survival and mind control, hence why he can turn into a snake made of psychic energy and possess bodies.

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>>81458595
no it's not, it even says so

Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born; the day you die. The day you fall in love; the day love ends. A whole city built from heartbreak, and triumph, and boredom, and laughter, and cutting your toenails. The best place you’ll ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves, existing in the space made by our lives. Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It means life.

>>81458747
ok

>>81458701
The Doctor being half human is the most retarded thing to come out of the series as a whole. It takes a way from him being a mysterious alien. And you feel like he's not really a proper Time Lord if he is indeed half human. I think culturally he has become half human due to his time spent on Earth.

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>What if Ten never saw the captain shoot herself and he continued on his power trip, eventually becoming the Valeyard.

>>81458762
>The Doctor being half human is the most retarded thing to come out of the series as a whole.

Come on. It's not even as bad as Lungbarrow, which does the same thing you're complaining about but worse. Hell, every post War-Games Time-Lord story has done similar.

>>81458701
Other novels went with the idea in different directions instead of trying to retcon it away.

My fave is the one that says he's half-human by his 8th incarnation because he's regenerated 7 times in a human-dominated morphic field.

Anyway, I agree that the TV show won't touch it. The EDAs were almost required to play with the idea, what with them being a direct continuation of the movie and at the same time having the general themes they did, but 4 regenerations later, and in the post-Moffat era, I can't see it seeming like a good idea to almost anyone (unless someone comes up with a really good story that somehow demands revisiting it).

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>>81458653
Seven months of being on testosterone makes it pretty hard to sound female, anon. Besides, it's already hilarious that you guys japed me in to playing the transman.

>>81458847
I thought you were mtf not ftm?
It doesn't matter much if you don't sound womanly - if anything it adds to the humor

>>81458791
Lungbarrow was written specifically to make the TV movie's "half human on my mother's side" thing fit into the same canon as Time's Crucible.

In particular, Platt definitely never intended the Other's parents to be Leela and Andred in his early attempts to make the story; that was all because he thought he needed to explain the TV movie.

>>81458847
Can I still fuck you in the pussy. I'll make you feel like the woman you should be.

>>81458571
Are you the same anon from a few months ago asking what sort of story their trans friend would like you to write? If so, you come up with some really strange bait

>>81458881
I meant that Lungbarrow is a demystifying story taking away mystery and allure. The War Games is still the only Time Lord story IMO that adds mystery and mystique rather than takes it away.

>>81458888
>Wasting these quads

That's impolite, anon. Never say "I'll make you feel like the woman you should be."

>>81458943
I dunno the quads can't be ignored at this point. I guess it has to happen now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfbkw72GkBA
tfw

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>>81458873
Nope

>>81458888
Yes anonkun, make my tits and uterus grow back and vaporize my sideburns uguu~

>>81458847
It's pretty cool how T affects your voice. HRT can't make a voice more feminine, only training.

>>81459083
Either way you're someone who's willing to record voices and has a good microphone. There aren't any takers for nirvi yet and it's the most important part that hasn't been filled. I think it's been over a year now of trying to get this completed, I don't think anyone will mind no matter what you sound like

Of course it's 100% your choice but I genuinely encourage you to consider it

>>81458939
I mostly agree. Deadly Assassin deliberately takes the piss out of Time Lords, Invasion of Time and Trial double down on it without realising they're doing so, and most of the later stuff (from novels to The End of Time to the Gallifrey and War Doctor audios) is just trying to repair the damage but usually making it worse.

But I like the Alan Moore backup strips, the flashback scenes in a few novels (like the Revelation novelisation, or The Pit), the stuff that deals with the Time Lords peripherally (Alien Bodies, Taking of Planet 5, some Faction Paradox stuff, the start of the Benny war arc although not the end, …), the reenactment in the Omega audio, …

>>81453075
This episode game me such a boner, watching people get grabbed by tentacles.

>>81459166
What about the chick that did the entirety of the silo of dread?

what is the project's standard for audio quality?

>>81459166
I still say we should use Claudia's audio, it would be great too since she got recast in actual Foreman. If not that, someone should at least specifically try to do her voice for the role

>>81459289
do we have audio of claudia reading out the entire script though?

>>81459182
Oh I like a lot of the later stuff too, like the Alan Moore comics, some of the NewWho depictions, occasionally some Big Finish stuff, but I think it does consistently dull the appeal of Gallifrey. I still like it, but I feel like how Time Lords were done in War Games were kind of wasted. Neil Gaiman holds the same view for what it's worth - he still wrote in Time Lord stuff into the Doctor's Wife, but he personally recognises that the show kind of squandered the potential of Gallifrey pretty much by depicting it at all.

>>81459303
No, but she has a fuck tonne of YouTube videos some patient anon could slice and dice words out of. Honestly I think it'd be way too much work though, it would take a good few hours.

>>81459343
>it would take a good few hours
indexing all of the syllables alone would take days, splicing it all together would take weeks

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>>81458943
I deserve it for tripfagging in the first place

>>81458939
Do you have a link where I can read Lungbarrow?

>>81459156
It's pretty rad

>>81459166
Stop trying to make him do a woman's role holy shit

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Reminder that books

>>81459396
>Do you have a link where I can read Lungbarrow?

There's a MEGA link with all the books, I don't have it on me but anons here sometimes post it. Anyone got it handy?

It's an interesting read and I think anyone a big enough DW fan to be here probably would enjoy it as one of the weirder, more infamous parts of DW over the years. I was hoping BF would adapt it like they did a few other books but that's apparently not happening.

>>81459271
There's literally no standards in the fucking slightest

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>>81459416
someone should compile all of 7's NA faces. they're gold

>>81459407
What part of "it's 100% your choice" caused you offense?
It's voice acting, gender is irrelevant. If he doesn't want to do it it's perfectly fine and there are literally no consequences. It's nothing to get worked up about.

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>>81459453
True.

The script is broken into 4 parts - are we doing all 4?

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>>81459453
yes

>>81459459
It just seems pretty tone deaf to try and insist a transman plays a ciswoman's role. There's other anons here with good mics and time on their hands.

>>81459459
It's insensitive to ask even just the first time, after the 3rd I think it's fair to tell you to shut the fuck up

>>81459427
talking bout this?
mega:#F!AU4DHDwb!OSayDSboo27IvIYZ0GCCuw

>>81459396
>Do you have a link where I can read Lungbarrow?
I think you can still read the 2003 ebook reissue (with new illustrations and notes by Platt one each chapter) via the Wayback Machine:

https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20081222185008/http://www.bbc.co.uk:80/doctorwho/classic/ebooks/lungbarrow/index.shtml

So are we going to resort to one of us guys doing Nirvi? IIRC Cloister said Belle wouldn't be into it, and we haven't really found any other girl that would. I wish there was some creative way out of this, but the Claudio youtube thing would be insanely too time consuming, and using a guy for the role feels kinda cheap.

Anyone have any ideas?

>>81459619
Yup! >>81459396
Use this

>>81459616
>>81459536
>>81459459
>>81459407

It's not that big of a deal guys

>>81459659
Wasn't there a grill on the casualstream? 13isadoctor or something?

Ask her.

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>>81459619
How do I use this link, I'm retarded

tfw /who/ doesn't have a single girl who wants to be in a silly meme thing

>>81459784
replace "mega:" with "mega.co.nz/"

>>81459830
Durp, thanks anon

When does Doom Coalition actually explain what the Doom Coalition is

So far it's 8 helen and liv chasing the 11 around

>>81459646
https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20081219235052/http://www.bbc.co.uk:80/doctorwho/classic/ebooks/

>Human Nature
>The Well-Mannered War
>Nightshade
>Lungbarrow
>Scales of Injustice
>Sands of Time
>Empire of Glass
>Dying Days

That's an odd selection of books to do. I wonder who made the choice? Gary Russell maybe?

>>81459799
Well considering /who/ has a history of aggressively chasing girls off, it's not that surprising.

>>81459900
Around Doom Coalition 3, I think.

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>>81459659
>IIRC Cloister said Belle wouldn't be into it,
Ill discuss it with her tomorrow. You'd have to deal wither her goofy assed cobbled nor-eastern/texas accent and audible eye rolling, because that script is fucking retarded. She will do it if it's required.
Hello /who/ btw.291st for foon and godnight

>>81459936
Does it live up to the hype

>>81459659
MacinTalk Kathy voice.

Sure, it would be ridiculous, but… it's going to be ridiculous with any option, so why not?

>>81459974
Well, they destroyed the universe.

Okey so out of that mega link what are some absolut most read?

claiming butterworth
will post in a minute

>>81460138
Have you read any novels so far? If not, here's some to try:

NA
>Love and War
>Left-Handed Hummingbird
>Sky Pirates

Benny NA
>Dead Romance

EDA
>Scarlet Empress
>Camera Obscura

MA
>Well-Mannered War

PDA
>Tomb of Valdemar
>Infinity Doctors

That should cover a pretty wide range of the different ways the novels could work, and I think they're all readable without any continuity beyond what you can get by scanning the Discontinuity website.

Redpill me on Davros
Why are his eyes closed

>>81460432
>The only Doctor Who novels I've read/listened to are the Rose/Ten ones read by David Tennant and it's basically ear porn

It's like he refuses to read it normally, he's actively putting on a seductive tone of voice and trying to fuck my ears

I felt mildly violated the entire time I listened to them

>>81460490
because it's easier

>>81460432
desu honest i have only watched nuwho. I got some classic who downloaded but dont know where to start. Also that whole books archive but, again, i dont know where to start. I would had started with anything but i recently went to the US and bought a book, a matt smith doctor who story and it was utter shit. Not worth the 10 bucks.
so should i just start with taht then?

>>81460606
Who's your favrite Doctor?

Also, Dead of Winter is a legitimately good Eleven novel. Dark Horizons is good as well.

>>81460606
I'm pretty much the same as you, I've seen a few classic who stories but not many, and I've never read a DW book

If you don't know any classic Who, the first six are still a good bet, but you probably won't appreciate the last three as much. and maybe you'll want a couple of new-series books in there instead.

The only good new-series book I've read (out of a couple dozen I tried before giving up) is The Eyeless, but I've heard good things about Dead of Winter and…another one I can't remember.

>>81460650
Hmm, kinda hard to tell, but more often than not i find myself either going back to 12 or 11. 10 sometimes but only those depressing stories. The one that I read was something about a Web in space

>>81460540
Most of the Rose/Ten books I read, you were probably better off focusing on David's tongue in your ear than on the plot.

I still exist

>>81460717
Twelve has Deep Time for good books.

Nine has Only Human.

Ten has Story of Martha, and the Eyeless.

>>81460707
>I've heard good things about Dead of Winter and…another one I can't remember.
Surely you're thinking of the modern literary masterpiece Only Human by Gareth Roberts.

>>81460734
The fact that he can switch between like three different accents within the span of ten seconds is genuinely impressive to me, but yeah, it's basically foreplay via mp3.

>>81460883

"David, when I said 'read me a bedtime story' I didn't mean literally take me to bed, can you please just read the goddamn book?"

>>81460840
Okey, thanks dude im gonna read those this passover while i wait for the episode to air. If there are anyother good ones that you know of, say them as i think many are benefiting from this conversation

quick make a new thread before we're deleted forever

NEW THREAD
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>>81461294
>>81461294
NEW THREAD

>>81461094
After you read the 13 or so suggested so far, you can find more books by the writers you liked, and meanwhile come back here and ask for stuff that fits what you did and didn't enjoy.

But if you need more, there's a few more corners that aren't really covered yet:

NA
>The Also People
>Warlock
>Cat's Cradle: Time's Crucible
>All-Consuming Fire

EDA
>Turing Test
>Anachrophobia

Faction Paradox
>Of the City of the Saved

>>81456190
It was foreshadowed 2 years ago...how didn't we catch it?