Ever google old actors/tress and just get real sad?

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So it's a JUST thread then?

nah I let them fade alongside the memories of their films

none of us are exempt from it, I dont let it bother me
we'll all get there if we're lucky enough to live that long

>>81290883
JUST is more comical

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>>81290883
More like actors you could take in a fight.

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>>81290883
>JUST
>had a stroke

When will the meme end? Leave him alone ;_;

life is a song

tress

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JUUSCHT

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>>81291566
DELET THIS

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Mom from Home Alone 1-2.

>>81291695
She's still going with Eugene Levy. Less to lose for her I guess.

>>81291146
I'm never going to get the sequel to Smokey and the Bandit that I always wanted, am I?

>>81291146

Pretty good for an eighty year old guy, all things considering.

Fuck getting old sucks, even with all their money they're still struggling

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>>81291695
Kid from Home Alone 1-2.

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>>81290778
No
because my boy Donny is still sexy as ever

>>81291757
he looks like rickety cricket now

>>81290778
if its actors from the 50's and 60's its always cancer related
if its actors from the 70's and 80's then its always AIDS related

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>>81291695
KEVIN

>>81292723
what about actors from the 30s and 40s
or actors from the 90s and 00s

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>>81291776
saw him recently in cold in july, didn't care for the film, but he's still got it.

>>81291776

Yeah, but how's Tubbs doing?

Aging is a disease that needs to be cured.

A few weeks ago I had a couple of days where I googled the beautiful women of the past to see what they look like now. They were like perfect paradigm examples of human perfection and now they look like Emil from Robocop after he drove his truck through an acid tank. They're still the same people, they're just stuck in a living corpse. We really need to do something about it.

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>Almost 80
>Didn't JUST himself

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<-- THIS.

>>81290778
irish genes

>>81291776
Always liked Donny for not blinking when he fires a gun. Very rare trait in an actor.

https://youtu.be/033WkJy7ZQk?t=1m57s

>>81293503
delet this

>>81293184
[melancholy theme]

>>81291566
wtf i HATE time now

>>81290778
She was always UGLY AS FUCK. like radioactive hair falling out and face melting fugly.

>>81290778
Yeah, it is sad.

But it's particularly sad when you get to your 30s and all the actresses that were sex symbols when you were growing up (most of my earliest faps) now become old women. It really makes you feel old.

>>81291695
You know that scene at the end of Beetlejuice when they do the exorcism and they begin to age rapidly and turn into rotted ghouls.

Yeah, she looks like those special effects were used on her.

It's really sad man, when I was a kid, when the first Home Alone/Beetlejuice came out; she was an absolutely stunning redhead... and as a guy that prefers redheads 10/10.

It's sad to see a sex symbol of your youth get old.

>>81293336
Rourke is the biggest JUST. I've ever seen. He can still act and land roles so he's good, but his face. Man.

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>watch MS.45 the other night
>holy shit that chick is stunning
>google her
>zoe tamerlis
>17 in the movie
>basically no career after due to heroin
>dead from drugs at 37

;_;

You can shit all you like,but they were immortalised at their peak,
they will die eventually like all of us but some student of flixmaking will check
Idk. Twin Peaks(l.f.b.) and say:"oh,look at this pretty actress." while everyone will forget you even existed 2 weeks after you die

It happens to all of us. You can't escape it, Anon.

>>81290778
On the other hand, you have celebs that have held up remarkably well like Christina Ricci or Winona Ryder. Though they are certainly the minority. And they're only in their 40s rather than their 60s/70s like a lot of these actresses.

But still, in a world where most women's looks hit the wall hard at 30. It's impressive to see 40-50 year old women that have kept themselves well maintained.

>>81292890
I couldn't believe how big of a waste of time that movie was. It had great reviews on Netflix, and I went into it expecting something pretty good and the only thing the movie did was make me want a mullet.

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>>81293847
melted

>>81294454
didnt mean to quote you

>>81291788
First thought here too 2bbh desu fampai

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>>81290778

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>>81292892
Not bad it seems

>>81293184
wat
I refuse to believe it's legit

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20 years.

What is his secret?

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>>81290778
Yep.

>>81294622
le rundown twins

>>81294622
Hey, whats the run down on these guys?

>>81294622
What are there names?

>>81294705
Virgin blood I guess

>>81291757
he looks like he has literally smoked every joint.

She turned into Gerard Depardeau lmao

>>81294705
fresh stem cell extract from baby foreskins 2x every week

>>81294706
I'd love to know what that kid saw.

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>>81294760
Nigga she's Sharon Stone compared to Gérard now

>>81293184

she looks chinese lmao

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>tfw after more than a decade in this shithole I wake up and realize I'm middle aged
Whoops.

>>81293336
He had shitload of plastic surgery though.

the kid from terminator 2

>>81294622
Seriously who are these freaks? Can someone give me a speedy explanation of them?

>>81294818
you mean gerard's like sharon stone

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>>81294830
>mfw I realize that as I watch people aging in media i'm getting older too by the same margin

Stanley Kubrick did this.
https://youtu.be/9qRuo1lbEIU

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>>81294884
>mfw it will only be a few more years before I'm sharing this site with people who were born when I first came here

>>81290778
She was always fugly what's your point?

Every one of you little shits posting sick old people and making fun of how they look will get old and sick. You'll look like hell. You'll get cancer. You won't be able to walk. Your hair will fall out.

And you'll deserve it.

>>81294921
I would have tapped that 2bh.
Now I'm not so sure

>>81294936
>tfw probably born a few years too early for the cure to aging

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>>81294622
>>81294729
>>81294734
>>81294860

>>81294913
Fuck man, cannot be that long *puts katana away to check watch* f-f-fuck

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>>81294913

>>81290883
for a 71 year old whos had multiple strokes, he looks fucking fantastic.

Frank millar on the otherhand... who was 56 when this was taken...

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>>81295317
forgot the pic

>>81294705
I'm not usually someone who gets all resentful at people who have it "better than me," but I have a burning hatred in my heart for Jared Leto and I would strangle him to death, no hesitation, if I ever encountered him.

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>>81292858
>/tv/ knowing actors from the 30s/40s

>>81295338
Yeah but that's like pancreatic cancer or something. Granted, he doesn't look great, but it's not merely age.

>>81293695
I'm 34 now and damn do I know this feel. All those sex symbols from the 90s are now in their late 40s to mid 50s.

>>81293739
Yeah but that's a combination of aging and botched plastic surgery.

>marlon_brando_trapped_in_captcha.png

>>81293837
Ricci isn't even 40 yet. She was born in 1980.

>>81295317
That's called cancer, anon.

>>81293762
see her in bad lieutenant... heroin really ages you bad.

>>81295542
Brando ate himself to death. That's on him. Dude amazingly still lived to be like 80 though.

>>81291566
I USHED TO BE A SHPY FOR HER MAJESHTY'S GOVERNMENT YAKNOW?

oookay sir lets just get you sat down - Sally can you get some wet wipes for the gentleman I think he's soiled himself, thanks

>>81294705
stay in shape
have good genes
dont abuse drugs or alcohol
don't smoke
get good sleep

>>81291146
Holy crap. He stilled looked rugged and manly about 10 years ago. Age hit Reynolds like a ton of bricks.

>>81294622
Q U I C K

>>81295731
... and you'll still get old and sick and die.

>>81291776
daaaaamn, boi

>>81294725
>>81294729
>>81294734
Their names are Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff

>>81291146
>>81291566
This is just sad, these are men that were aging amazingly well just 10 years ago. People wondered how the fuck they still looked so good for their age. Both looked like men in their 50s.

But you can tell when the black halo of death creeps in. These are men with a couple of years left at best.

I guess it catches up with everyone.

>>81295338
Fucking hell A Dame To Kill For was such a bad movie

>>81295792

Nowhere near as early as other people.

Keep making excuses though.

>>81293108
Honestly this fucker SOMEHOW looks better now than he did 20 years ago.

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>>81295914
That was just Posthestics anon

>>81293727
I never considered her "stunning", anon, although she was certainly sexy as fuck in her prime.

>>81291566
That's just how aging is for the really old one. If you stay in shape, you'd look like a handsome old man up to 70, then suddenly you just shriveled in the next 5-10 years.

>>81290778
I don't care what anybody says, she was a top qt.

>>81296025
Diet and exercise mang. Never slack off on that shit. Clooney and Brad Pitt are both hitting their mid-50s and look great.

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>>81291695
>falls into a furnace rather than onto a saw
fuck netflix desu

>>81294705
Low body fat.

>>81291146
>>81291146
But Reynolds is 81, and up until he had that major heart attack (and quintuple bypass surgery), he looked 40-50. Now he looks his age.

>>81291566
Sean Connery is 86, and up until the last 10 years he looked like a man in his 40s-50s.

Those men aged amazingly well most of their lives and tended to play roles in the 90s where their characters were supposed to be about 20-30 years younger, and it was believable.

But eventually something happens that causes the age to rapidly catch up heart attacks, strokes, cancer, a bit of dementia.

I'd say their bodies held up pretty well for their span and they're both about 10 years older than the average human life span. They had a good run.

>>81290778
When I was watching the Shining a few days ago I made the mistake of looking up this cutie

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Redford is still holding up OK for an 80-year old.

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>>81294830

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Reminder that William Shatner is 86 fucking years old.

I pray that most of us look this good at almost 90.

>>81291695
i'd guess from the age i was when home alone came out she would be the same age roughly as my mum, so she'd be around 60-65.
she looks normal for a 60-65 y.o. woman

>>81294705

his eyes
they look into my soul

>>81294913
already the reality for originalfags

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>>81293336
Bogdanoff biopic when?

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>this fucking thread

>>81295668
> ate himself to death

> lived lom ger than average man

He was living the dream and indulhed his way to heaven anon

>>81296525
>>81296497

I hate it when they just can't accept that they're going to get old and wrinkly so they insist on getting surgery.

>>81296609
To be fair to Rourke, his face is the result of botched plastic surgery to try to fix his boxing injuries.

>>81296452
Jews drink the blood of children to stay young.

>>81296478
I was here in 2006, nigga. I'm not counting intermittent prepubescents. I'm talking a major part of the userbase being these people.

>took care of grandma with dementia for 8 years
>going to kill myself at around 70-75 if I make it
Fuck that shit

>>81293184
I hope she is coming back for season 3.

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>>81296158
>reverse google image search the pic to find out who the woman in pink is
>neil patrick harris in drag

>>81292858
>30s and 40s
Age
>90s and 00s
Darwin awards

>>81291757
Jesus
Is he a druggie or something?

>>81296774
He's perfect so you shut your fucking mouth

>>81293184

Self-inflicted. Doesn't count.

>>81294622
R U N

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>>81291146
that's just a bad picture tbqh

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>>81296774
Now show your face.

>>81294622

Brave men, the first ones into Chernoybal to shut down the reactor and were called in to be the first on the ground when Fukushima went up.

>>81296774
He can't afford hair plugs?

>>81293336
He took the bogpill

>uncle jun', whatsdamaddawiyou?

>>81296990
To be fair he looks fine if he shaves.

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>>81297000
whoops, forgot my picture

He looks like he spends a lot of time in the woods and that's okay.

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>>81291146

>>81297034
He looks fine other than the balding.

>>81296452
He pals around with Kurzweil. He's too lazy to maintain a low body fat percentage, but I'm pretty sure he's otherwise engaged in a shitload of life-prolongative activities.

>>81295343
Why though?

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>>81291757
he looks way better now than he did then

>>81296990
I thought that was Gaben for a wild moment there.

>>81293336
This is less about age and more about boxing + botched reconstructive surgery.

>>81296774
I wish I could taste his c u m.

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>>81295521
When I realize my first movie crush, pic related, is 50 years old now it freaks me the fuck out

and when I realize I myself am as close to 50 as I am to 20 it gets even worse because it really doesn't feel like any significant time has passed since then and the next 15 years will go even faster

>>81294660
wtf when did he turn turkish?

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>>81297083
In ten more years

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>denny

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>>81297083
Why do they do this to themselves?

>>81294705
He rejected humanity familam. Now he's a vampire

>>81297243
Him and Beans should start a band

>>81297240
All that works going to catch up to him one of these days.

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>>81297172
it wasn't actually that distracting in the recent movie but i guess that's due to pee wee always looking like a corpse at an open casket funeral

>>81296774
lmao so salty

yes, I'm talking about his cum.

>>81297305
wtf moot you left 4chan for THIS?

>>81296990
nic cage is in like 6 movies every year, he looks fine.

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Is it possible for everyone to become unJUST?

Or can only the strong perform the act of unJUST-ing?

>>81293184
She'll be returning to Innsmouth soon!!!FACT!!!

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>>81296828

>>81294454
Use to be a goddess. Time is a cruel bitch!!!FACT!!!

>>81294705
Semen.

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>>81296990
Middle age actors dye their hair for roles, big surprise. I'd rather see their natural greys than see someone like Cusack who looks like he dyes his hair with shoe polish.

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>>81297351

>>81297087
He looks like an even gayer Nicolas Winding Refn

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a classic

>>81296452
If Shatner lost the weight he'd look even better!!!FACT!!!

>>81297351

Why does he need two watches?

>>81291566
Literally who?

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>>81296990
To be fair with Nic that is not his actual look.

>>81297474
To stay ahead of the game.

>>81297034
If his hair were longer he'd be Larry David.

>>81294622

who are these? can i get a fast resume?

>>81297068
Having a reasonable amount of body fat helps with longevity in your last years. Not if you clog your arteries weigh a ton ofc but otherwise, dunno if it is about the body losing too much or too fast it's muscle mass or what..

I've also heard mentioned that people that start to age earlier and age slower tend to keep on going longer in their old life since the body has more time to adapt to the aging process, and most of it won't happen in a 10 year period that's a heavy shock to the system.

>>81297513
he'd just be old ass jerry seinfeld with longer hair you idiot

do you even know how identities work?

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>>81296525
Right in the childhood-sexual-awakening.

>>81297120
Big guy.

>>81296737

nah, that's the PR story. reality is people get addicted to the surgery. especially narcissists.

>>81297710
literally who

>>81297721
Eh I don't know about that though. Rourke had a legitimate boxing career.

>>81297710
Any nudes of the qt on the left??

>>81297729
60s french icone brigitte bardot

>>81297729
google, you underage pleb

>>81297805
kek her name is google??

>>81294705
Good stuff here: >>81295731

The most important thing in the stay in shape category is probably >>81296244 . Nearly all those calorie restriction studies in rodents and monkeys that show benefits - and there are many of them - have fat control groups and lean experimental groups that have more muscle mass into old age despite eating way less. If you get fat, shut that shit down, just like Leto and >>81296382 did.

Aside from watching your eating, exercise - even just one session a week is fine, and just one or two sets of some basic compound lifts to exhaustion will get you a great deal of the way there to maintaining and even building muscle mass into late adulthood.

Good sleep is a big one, and difficult in the modern environment. Tools like f.lux and Night Shift have been popular for years for helping people get to sleep at night, and they work, but I recommend taking it a couple of steps further, even if you think your sleep is all right. Get a 10,000 lux bright light therapy lamp, position it above your eyes at about a foot distance, and use it for about a half hour every morning. Use blue blocking glasses and/or only expose yourself to red light as you enter your preffered bedtime.

Genetics are obviously important, but mostly for producing a beautiful adult appearance over the first couple of decades of life. Afterwards, good aging genes appear to work by naturally maintaining the pathways we can upregulate by doing everything else right. I seriously doubt Angel Boy or Keanu have ever given a thought to circadian rhythm therapy, but just as they are visibly leaner than average, I would put money on them having a more favorable NREM-REM sleep cycle than the average person. With a light box, mere normals can get to their level.

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>>81297729
>>81297766

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>>81294884
>tfw people who were top tier when I was 20 are now JUST, and I'm still yet to bloom

>>81297851
Anon, you're never going to bloom.

>>81297911
my mom says otherwise and why would she lie?

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>>81297922
>he will die soon

f-fuck

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He'll be fine.

>>81298118
>The Bog Queen

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77 and looks fucking amazing.

>>81298118
At this point it's not even organic matter anymore.

>>81298180
his nose is actually bigger now than the fake nose he wore as gandalf

>>81298274
Still we'd all be so lucky to have a head of hair like that when we're pushing 80.

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>>81298118

>>81298020
anon I have some bad news....

>>81291695
Damn she got chin like Dick Cheney

>>81298070
meh now that he's done playing xavier he's literally outlived his uses

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>>81297083
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>81293336
Young him looks like Bruce Willis with hair.

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>>81298118
Jesus Christ... PROTECT THE WHEAT

>>81297240
Really ascends the thetans

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>>81298499
Gotta admit, that tickled me

>>81297018
His youthful appearance is from years of abstaining from eating pussy.

>>81297474
He can't afford for the alimony payments to be late again.

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do you think he'll ever come back??

>>81296990
he's a Coppoloa all right, looking more like Francis Ford etc every year!

>>81298672
looks bad ass as fuck though

could totally play a lesser henchman to some mexican drug dealer

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>>81297243
For reference

>>81297766
try Don Juan 1972, Contempt or the original And God Created Women

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>>81290778
Nope never

>>81296525
Is she heir to the Rothschilds?

>>81298774
isn't he like 25 in that picture?

>>81297710
Isn't she a huge supporter of the Front National?

>>81294805
>Jian Carlos! Mi hijo. My whole body is killing me. You must work for the day in my stead.
Si Papa, what must I do?
>It is very simple. You simply open the door for Chloe Moretz to let her out of the limo. There'll be papparazi so whatever you do, DON'T look at her ass.
I remember her. Adorable blonde. She should be legal by now. Is her ass really that nice? I don't want to offend her and get pops in hot water.
Car pulls up. My time to shine.

A disappointing wreck that peaked when she was 12 steps out of the stretch limousine and begins to walk away. Stare into Cthulu's anus as, as if from far away, the flashing of the photographers' cameras blares repeatedly in my periphery. I can feel my face twisting into a grimace at the disgusting beaten up 62 year old cheeks hanging onto her lower back. Plan out the murder suicide for when I return home. I can feel the pain approaching.

>>81298809
was back in the 80s She might still be

>>81296525
DELETE THIS

>>81293588
i keked my ass

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;_;

>>81290778
I love her music.
https://youtu.be/PTxMtTYjXPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUrHYe8nMms&list=PL9cQD_7Psxa0w75NbKlbLbbwwlUxydu9v

>>81298925
Ehhh I messed up.
That second link was supposed to be a playlist of the full album.

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>>81290778
She had a great thigh gap

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>>81298911
she looks fine for almost 70

>>81298911
still would desu

>>81297207
nice my friend

>>81295731
Whens the best time to go to sleep and wake up?

shannen doherty makes me really sad...

>>81298760
Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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>>81299053
this was so sad to watch

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I WISH I COULD SAVE HER IN SOME SORT OF TIME MACHINE

>>81298672
Punished Jake.

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>>81290778

>>81299053
>>81299219
I wonder if he ever tried weed to see if it helped with the parkinsons.

>>81296958
>>81296774
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>81299251
yeah she was a cutie patootie

>>81298760
wait what

>>81298970

I'd still fuck her

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how has this not been posted yet?

>>81298990
>>81299527
Same

>>81296353
one of the all time guys, wow beautiful

>>81299618
Do dogs even get that old?

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>>81297305

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>>81299618
wow the dog hasn't aged a day

>>81299650
Some have, certainly not that one though.

>>81299618
the bottom fag isn't even trying

>>81299650
No...

>>81299678

Feels like an odd Lord of the Rings gay porn Rape Parody

>>81297083
>>81296525
Why do they always aim for giant cheekbones?

>>81297138
>>>/v/eddit

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Britney Spears in 2017

>>81299967
Can't escape those Florida white trash genes.

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>>81299967

>>81300010
She's from Louisiana idiot.

>>81300010
shes not even from florida

>>81294622
who the hell is this anyways? rapid greentext pls

>>81299967
>>81300027
She looks as if she had enough and someone hit her one more time

>>81299618
The girl turned into a babe
>>81299737
>the bottom fag isn't even trying
Aren't gay men 1/8 or 1/10 of all men

>>81295338
I bet MUSLIM WHORES did this.

>>81300039
>>81300087
Is there really a difference?

>>81300027
JUST

>>81300168
Yes, don't lump us in with those retards please. We're not that much better than Florida, but don't you dare say we're the same here.

>>81300145
she's honestly hotter in the left pic though

>>81300201
>We're not that much better than Florida
You're worse.

alot of JUST is this thread

>>81291776
As based as ever.

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Not old but

>>81297425
Amusing how buscemi has the most life left in his eyes.

>>81293762
Looked her up and found out she co-wrote the original bad lieutenant.
I love that movie

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>>81296774
Marvel leave.

>>81294705
>>81295343
My Mom went to school with him and her friend said he was a real fucking cocksucker.

>>81299618
should be a dog skull in the after pic

>>81300537
I definitely picture him being the faggy hippie artsy kid.

>>81298483
Can't unsee

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Always remember the great unJUSTing

>>81300649
Looks like shit desu.

>>81297491
>that smile
I'll be honest, I've never given an actual fuck about any VIP death, but I'll be kinda sad when the Cage will kick the bucket.

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>>81300649
I hear Carrie Fisher is losing weight also

>>81299245
This is why young women who smoke should be shamed for it.

>>81293762
>zoe tamerlis
she wrote the screenplay to bad lieutenant tho. she was pretty real. i respect her.

>>81298672
>so, how many layers of pod racing are you on?
>I dunno, man. 3 or 4.
>you're like a kid. watch this

>>81294756
reddit

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>>81298911

>>81300618
I don't know specifics because she never met him but he was just an asshole who was full of himself. I guess that was for a reason though because he's famous now.

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>>81297083
Haha

>>81300788
>>81300027
>>81299967
I don't know man. IMO they look hotter than when they were young (except for Spear's big tit phase).

>>81300730

Being out in the sun / tanning is a far worse culprit than cigarettes for making the skin like that.

>>81299618
it's funny how the ugliest kid (the glasses one) is now the hottest of the bunch

>>81300584
this. could be legit YLYL material

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>>81300847
This >>81300788 looks hotter than pic related to you? Whatever, anon. I respect your opinion.

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>>81300788
>>81300916
holy shit, I didn't even recognize her before seeing the second pic
game over, man, game over

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>>81298118

>mfw the lizard people are real

>>81299967

britney is right up there with lohan and tara reid on the JUST meter

i wonder what kind of drugs you have to abuse to end up looking like any of those 3

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>>81300870
He turned into a huge twink.

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>>81301226
JUST

>>81301258
except for the cheeks looks fine and definitely bottom

>>81301226
Nah, not even close. She's like 36 now so her face is showing it but she still has a banging body. Britney is also way, way, way more rich.

>>81300788
When the jewish genes kick-in

>>81301312

>when you go from being the hottest little teenage slut to the most generic southern trailer trash woman alive

what a waste

>>81301343

i dont care if the bitch has the body of anri okita, her face is fucking horrifying and she is batshit crazy

>>81301415
I'd let her be my sugar mama. Bitch is worth like a quarter of a billion dollars.

>>81301430

yeah no shit she can coast her way on her record royalties for the rest of her life, however short that will be with all the meth she likely took

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how

>>81300649
doesn't look half bad for a 60 year old gramps.

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Agent 007 Roger Moore