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HOW does it get to this point?

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HOW does it get to this point?
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Depression duh

Some people drink, others keep eating
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>AYE WAWNT DIS LIYET AWF
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I don't understand, how does one get this fat?
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Lets gofund him a nintendo switch
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>>81165777
or let's start a pizza gofund for him, see if he can get up to 10 pizzas a day
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM
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>>81165776

He consumes on average 10k plus calories a day

He ate 6 large cheese pepporoni pizzas in a day

roughly 3k calories each

18,000 calories in a single day

The Average western adult male should eat (roughly) 17,500 calories a week.

THAT, is how you get that fat.
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all those wagies at his beck and call. father under his thumb. ultimate NEET life
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>>81165595
Start religiously going on 4chan is step one.
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STOP

FUCKING

POSTING

DISGUSTING

FAT

SUBHUMANS
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>>81165877
I can almost eat an entire papa johns large in one sitting but the last slice wont fit and I cant eat more than that for the rest of the day
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>>81165877
They must shit like 6 times a day
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>>81165595
Depression
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>>81165931
mmm... imagine the flow if he only shat once or twice a day... a three pizza shit...

mmmmmm.......
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>>81165595
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>81165595
eat a burger for every (you)
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>>81165926

but he's white american?
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How can they afford this?
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>>81165926

Rude tbqh, show a little respect if you want a little respect
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how did that one guy kept being married to lupes?
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>>81166066
Unhealthy food is far cheaper than healthy food.

So instead of eating less expensive food they eat more inexpensive food to bloat themselves into aberrations of the human form.
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Can someone shop a Galactus helmet over Stevens head?
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>>81165700
this. a good way for these people to loose the weight would be to transfer them to an alternate addiction, say opioids, then eventually ween them off of that and provide psychiatric care to deal with the core issues. the weight would fly off. this is how i unintentionally quit my weed addiction (don't). i started to drink.
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why are there so many threads about him today?
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>>81166185
How is 6 large cheese pizzas cheap?
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>>81165595
His father enabling him.
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>>81166303
Because we got a fucking cliffhanger last week and we all eagerly await part 2
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>>81166185
Dumb meme, 2500 calories of healthy food a dayis going to be cheaper than eating 50 dollars of pizza in one sitting.
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>>81166303
he was already a semi-famous internet celebrity (purely because of his grotesqueness) but he completely disappeared. i suppose its interesting finding out all these years later how much lower and more vile he's gotten. someone should just put a bullet in his brain. beyond saving completely.
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>Constant marketing threads about a trash reality show
>Somehow the show is the problem not OP being a FAGGOT
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>>81166342
>>81166412
You're not understanding. They want to eat ten thousand calories a day and doing this by six pizzas is far cheaper than trying to accumulate that amount of stomach filler from broccoli.
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>>81165877
Yeah, but what does that feel like physically? Like, I'm overweight because I eat the wrong kind of foods. Too much sugar, too many carbs, pretty shit diet all around. But if I were to try to eat one large pizza by myself, I would get pshysically ill. Think about trying to eat like two pieces of cheesecake or something, you start to feel sick from the amount of sugar. Do these people just not have that reflex, or have they somehow overridden it.?
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where does he shit?
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>>81166547

He just shits himself (seriously)

And they mop him up
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>>81165595
If Brando was around nowadays, would he have gotten to this point?
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>>81166504
The original question was asking how they afford it, period. Not about how they are efficient.
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>>81166185
pshhh bullshit. 6 large pizzas aren't cheap
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>>81165595
Euthanasia is probably the most humane thing to do at this point.
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>>81166599

He lost his mind when he was old when he really began to gain. I don't think he'd ever get to Stephen levels because he'd be too old to take it.
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>>81166342
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>>81166062
>white bois
How can they even compete?
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>>81165595

Is this the same guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds
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>>81166752
yes
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>>81166718
What I find amazing is how his head looks completely normal.
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>>81166528
Tolerance. It's just like anything else. Competitive eaters talk about it, there is a wall you hit but eventually you break through. Then you repeat the process until you're a space monster. This guy didn't get this way in a week. It's takes years to get to that point.
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>>81166504
WELL THEN MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T EAT TEN THOUSAND FUCKING CALORIES A DAY
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>>81166718
This guy is one of their success stories i believe
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>>81166752

holy shit thread theme
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a lot of them seem to be using eating to fill some depression or other mental issues? is mental health a bad/taboo thing in america? legit curious
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>>81166643
This. Plus eating healthy really isn't that expensive if you know what you're doing. Anyways, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than buying 6 fucking pizzas for one day. That's enough money for a normal person to eat for at least a week.
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>>81166635
Yes, and I informed you that they afford their immense obesity through eating comparatively cheap but unhealthy foods to fill themselves.

>>81166643
They are cheaper than the equivalent calories and mass in healthy food.
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>>81166504
They don't think "how do I eat x calories" like a person trying to bulk does, they think "Mmm pizza" and eat 6 of the fuckers.
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>>81166875
6 large pizzas is gonna run you $50+, I've heard of people living on that monthly.
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>>81166752

>that belch

I'm going to vomit
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>>81166504
>10,000 calories of brocolli
That's approximately 65 pounds.
Trying to eat that much would probably be dangerous for your GI tract.

>>81166804
This, desu senpai.
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>>81166875
It's cyclical I'm sure. This guy probably started ordering in because he was embarrassed to be seen in a food store because he was fat as fuck, then kept ordering more and more, because I'll be damned if some wage chuck pizza driver can judge me. Then eventually it was just routine.
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>>81166908
You're not understanding, the calories is just the measure of the amount of food it takes to make them feel as if they've filled themselves.

>>81167015
Right-o, also it doesn't taste as good as pizza and is more expensive. Hence their preference for pizza.
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>>81166935
It's definitely possible. Especially if you're content with eating mostly rice and beans.
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>>81166902
if the fat faggot ate one chicken breast and some broccoli a day, it would cost less than the pizzas and he'd lose a ridiculous amount of weight every month. fatass needs to change himself or just die. I don't think this one is going to change at all, so he should probably just die. Would be easier on his family.
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>>81167142
>if the fat faggot ate one chicken breast and some broccoli a day, it would cost less than the pizzas and he'd lose a ridiculous amount of weight every month.

Yes but that's not what's being disputed.
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>>81167142
>if the fat faggot ate one chicken breast and some broccoli a day

woah, one chicken breast and some broccoli is cheaper than 6 delivered take out pizzas?
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>>81166185
That's not the question retard. How can he afford $50 a day?
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>>81166185
>Current papa johns two topping pizzas sell for $9.99 each
>Eating six of those costs you ~$60 a DAY
>cheap

This is a meme spread by liberals so that fatties don't have to take responsibility for their poor choices.
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>>81167331
Did you not watch the episode?

>>81167421
It is cheaper than the equivalent in healthy food yes.
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>>81167446
>It is cheaper than the equivalent in healthy food yes.

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION
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>>81166504
No its fucking not. You could get to 10,000 calories per day cheaper by eating brown rice/beans/fatty meats like pork.

These fat fucks are just addicted to fast food, it has nothing to do with it being cheap.
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>>81167446

>It is cheaper than the equivalent in healthy food yes.

I don't think anyone is disputing this?

$60 a day for pizzas alone is a lot for someone on welfare.
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>>81167494
There was no question in your post.

>>81167504
Yes it fucking is. Again, calories is only a loose measure they're not concerned with, what they care about is mass which isn't directly relatable but tenuously linked but we'll use mass if you want to get hung up on cals.

>>81167524
>I don't think anyone is disputing this?
There are multiple people disputing it.

>$60 a day for pizzas alone is a lot for someone on welfare.
Did you watch the episode with the six pizza fatty? It clearly shows how he gets the pizzas.
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>>81167446
Motherfucker I could get you on a 10,000 calorie a day diet for $30 a day, less than HALF this guy spent on papa johns.

A 20 lb pork butt would get you most of the way their, and for only $15. Throw in a 5 pound sack of beans and your sitting at over 10,000 for about $25.

It's been shown time and time again that heating healthy is far cheaper than shoveling fast food down your gullet, put you have to be willing to spend the modicum of effort needed to learn and actually cook for yourself.
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>>81167331
This German TV video from 6 years ago says that in addition to Disability checks, he earns $700 for his youtube stuff. But his videos aren't as popular anymore, so maybe it's off.

Steven might very well be the prototype for a generation of ecelebrities who develop shitty lifestyles.

Or maybe he went on my 600 pound life to drum up more clicks.
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>>81167421
>>Current papa johns two topping pizzas sell for $9.99 each
>>Eating six of those costs you ~$60 a DAY

I'm sure he knows his way around the coupons and specials very well.
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>>81167617
It's fucking not for mass either. 10,000 calories worth of cooked brown rice, beans, and chicken is going to take up a lot more space than 6 pizzas, and its going to be a lot cheaper as well.
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>>81165931
I shit about 4 or 5 times a day and I'm a healthy weight
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>>81167754
Is this normal? I shit like once a day. Holy fuck, can you imagine a six pizza turd?
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>>81166871
Yes, it really is. People think you're weak-willed, spineless, un-adult etc. if you have to take medication for depression or mood swings.

Hell, most people in America will attempt to get you fired from your job if you're not smiling for them.
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>>81166232
Mmm yes fellow opiate /b/ro. that's totally how addiction works. upboated :)
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>>81167694
this

stop making excuses for your lack of will power. too many fat fucks trying to excuse their eating habit saying fast food is the cheaper option, when it literally takes 2 seconds on google to proof that shit wrong.
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>>81167672
He literally just calls his dad and begs
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>>81166000
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>>81165595
Fuck that what I want to know is, how do some of these fat fucks live in nice houses and have new cars when its obvious they dont work.

>Michael
>32 year old mexican in Arizona
>2 kids
>fat wife
>nice house and new SUV
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>>81168030

Nobody wants to live in Arizona, thus houses are cheap
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>>81167949
i mean you can literally get 10000 kcal for a few dollars with rice or pasta, practically free
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>>81167817
i shit once a week

am not fat tho
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>>81168298
>once a week
that sounds unbearable

t.two shits a day
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>>>81166342
How fat are you?
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>>81168322
I shit twice a week

Its hard when youre trying to lose weight because you cant shit the next day to get an accurate reading
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>>81168410
>accurate reading
But if you normally walk around with half a week's worth of shit in you then it is accurate
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>>81168061
>Nobody wants to live in Arizona, thus houses are cheap
Gelndale AZ

4 bedrooms
2 baths
pool
250k-350k minimum
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>>81165595
>HOW does it get to this point?

- have an enabler with an open wallet
- depression or psychological issues
- neurological disorder from genetics or damage to not "feel full" or to constantly want to eat
- genetically predisposed to excess fat storage
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>>81167817
>Holy fuck, can you imagine a six pizza turd?
More likely he has a sudden onset of gut pain followed 10 minutes later by a roaring outflow of a largely liquid, Amazon river-sized waterfall.
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>>81167694
Papa John’s Two Topping $10 Pepperoni and Cheese 310 calories per slice, 48 slices per day, is 14880cals, plus the 2 liter pepsi product for two dollars is another 800cals in there so $62 for around 15680cals every day.

Barest of bones healthyish equivalent is 5227 cals of each thing, rice, beans, chicken:
5227 cals of brown rice is 4.7kg of brown rice, $39.48
5227 cals of beans is 1.5kg of beans, $4.28
5227 cals of chicken is 32kg of chicken, $230
Healthy eating Price total (for one day) = $273.76
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>>81168030
Renting and his wife and daughter worked. Also he eventually found a job when he got down to like 350lbs.
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>>81168830
Nigga, you could just buy a pack of 8 hot dogs for 1.50-2$

that is 800 calories
for $40 you could buy 20 packs and get 160 hotdogs and 16000 calories
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>>81168830
Whoops, mixed units on the chicken, should be $140 ($4 per kg)

>>81169029
Hot dogs aren't any healthier than pizza.
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When is the next episode?
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>>81168830
15 pound bag of rice is about $12 at walmart
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Any news on Erica Wall?

>>81169188
wednesday
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>>81168830
>Healthy eating
>15680 calories
What the fuck am I reading?
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>>81169306
Apparently not the post it was in response to which states that you can recreate the 6 pizza a day diet with healthy foods for less price.
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>>81168830
You could just buy forzen pizza and get the same calorie intake for almost half the price

Fast food and ordering out is never cheaper than buying food from a grocery store
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>>81169391
That's right but he doesn't so it wouldn't be fair for me to calculate the pizza price based on frozen pizzas since that'd drop the price even further below the "healthy" equivalent.
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SMUG LIFE
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>>81168075
>10000 kcal of rice
Dat's a lotta fucking soy sauce!
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>>81169261
>Erica Wall
Her family was so shitty to her. I understand that they're busy and have other shit to do, but she and her sister really hated each other's guts.
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Remember when you were allowed to make fun of fat people on tv?
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>>81169490
What sites do you think he browses all day?
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>>81169810

He watches Simply Sara's cooking channel on youtube all day.
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>>81168830
>American education

You are using the kcal of cooked brown rice (with water absorbed) and the price of uncooked rice. 5227 kcal of brown rice is 1.5kg.

But it doesn't have to be brown rice to be healthier than pizza filled with saturated fat. With any base carbohydrate like beans, rice or pasta you get thousands of kcal per $.

Average price for chicken breast is $3.18/pound nationally in the US, so throw in a few pounds for $10 and a few $ for frozen veggies and you have 10000 kcal for less than $20. 32kg of chicken in 1 day is ridiculous.
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>>81169708
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3sb09fPKLoc
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>>81169536
I want you to lose 3 pounds by the end of the cat month. High dry food diet and no snacking on table scraps in between meals.
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Why won't you post about anti-fat shows?
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>>81169852
>Simply Sara's cooking channel on youtube
based!
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>you have 6 months to lose 10 lbs or else you're going to die
>6 months later
>it says here you've gained 180 lbs
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>>81170078

He assumed wait is like an odometer and was hoping it would roll over if he got it high enough.
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>>81169954
This post is better

http://mccormcorp.tumblr.com/post/43650795158/todays-fat-girl-rant
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>>81170122
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>>81170149

No it's not because it's 75% tumblr reaction images.
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>>81166439

Nah it's just an easy way to create a 'successful thread'. People didn't care about this show so much until they started to feature fatties like James K. The episode following James was barely discussed because it didn't have shit people could meme with.
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>>81165595
>that finger

Is he muslim?
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>>81170182
IT'S
NOT
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
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>>81169901
Meow meow meow mew (but mah leyg hurt doc)
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>>81165595

Almost every mega fat person on this show got that way as a response to childhood trauma, neglect, or both. Steven Assanti's alcoholic mother is to blame for the way he turned out.
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>>81169954
Xir has a point about fruit. It's not very healthy. Simple carbs and tons of sugar. An all vegetable diet would be better.
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>>81170339

So literally every single person who has ever had childhood trauma is super mega obese?
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>>81165595
Man EgoRaptor really let himself go
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pizza is so perfect it's like a dream that never ends, dominos has the best
*only orders pepperoni and cheese*
So decidant, it's the perfect taste of grease and cheese
*hides box in closet*
How am I still hungry I must get more pizza, I need 2 no 3 NO 6, yes I live on pizza I need pizza A NICE FRESH ZA EVERY 4 HOURS that is my destiny my fate is controlled by pizza
*father walks in*
WHAT THE FUCK, QUIT EATING YOU FAT FUCK
*he leaves*
I break down and start crying if only it were so easy, i try but the aroma of a fresh Italian slice gets me so famished, I want it, I need it, it must be so, I will order more, this is my life
*father walks back in*
You DIRTY FAT FUCK I TOLD YOU NO MORE
*he looks at me*
WHY FATHER WHY, ITS NEVER EASY I CANT STOP
BUT IM CUTTING BACK IVE ONLY HAD 2 PIZZAS TODAY
*father goes to closet*
NO PLEASE DONT
*10 pizza boxes fall out of closet*
IS THIS ALL FROM TODAY
*father looks at me with his dead eyes*
NO I-IT W-WAS FROM THE PAST YEAR
*boxes are still warm*
IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT THIS ENDS NOW
*he walks out*
I break down and cry
It's all over isn't it
*stuffs a pizza slice in mouth*
ITS ALL I HAVE
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>>81167817

I can't understand people who shit only once per day. Like, after the morning coffee I have to go to the toilet, once after every time I eat. The only time I've shat only once per day was in the army while it was wintern. Taking a shit in the snowy fortest was such a hassle, that I'd rather do it only once per day.
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>>81170381
>Asking questions you know the answer to and about things that were not implied
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>>81170381
Fatties blame everyone but themselves.
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>>81170381

Yes, it's a fundamental law of the Universe that trauma + time = mega obesity literally every single time not matter what.
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>>81170475

See

>>81170479

Stop making excuses for yourself fatty.
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>>81165595
So how did they afford to let him order like 4+ large pizzas a day? The dad didn't seem like he was very wealthy, was the mom loaded via her boyfriend or something?
SSI doesn't even give you a grand a month, there's no way he could afford to eat like he did off tax payers alone.
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>8% of Amerifats weigh 600 pounds or more according to the most recent studies
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>>81170479

his shitty negligent mother let her boyfriends beat the shit out of him when he was a little kid. He never had a chance to be anything other than a piece of snit. He'd be right to blame her.
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>>81170470
some of these fat fucks shit like once a week.
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>>81170625

Yes, being hit several times as a kid completely explains eating 8000 calories a day as an adult. It makes perfect sense.
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>>81170587
Hey at least we aren't Mexico
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>>81170481
>Not everyone who was traumatized becomes a 600 lb monster
>Not everybody who weighs 600 pounds was traumatized
>There is a correlation between using food as a coping mechanism for dealing with trauma and becoming absurdly fat

These three statements are true.

I'll even venture another
>The prevalence of rape and abuse among patients appearing on my 600 pound life exceeds that of the general population
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>>81170683

Viva la mexico
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>>81170122
>filename
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>>81170676

now you're cooking with gas
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>>81170706
What the fuck am I looking at
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>>81170830

Proud mexican culture.
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>>81170625
According to him.
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where can I watch this right now?
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>>81170887
http://www.onwatchseries.ac/serie/my_600-lb_life
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>>81170684

You're not wrong but I think you might be arguing with someone who was using:

sar·casm
[ˈsärˌkazəm]

NOUN
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt:
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>>81170914

It was sarcasm to mock a generalization. Sure an abusive childhood can be a contributing factory but plenty of people have bad childhoods and turn out just fine.

The point is that at the end of the day we are what we choose to be and to stop blaming other people.
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>>81170855
disgusting as fuck
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>>81170186
You know, I could handle hardcore feminism, but Hardcore feminism and being fat is too much.

I wish I were 15 years younger and could mature in the Golden Age of Sexbots
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>>81170979

All Americans are just temporally embarrassed millionaries.
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>>81171033

So I need to ascend to a different plane of existence to be a millionaire?
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Is there a decently reliable place to watch past episodes?
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>>81167634
this
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>>81170903
What are the best 5 episodes to watch?
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>>81171033
That line of reasoning is so regressive, and is championed by people who want the bulk of the middle class population to be welfare dependents.

>Why would you want to work hard and make your own living, when you could let the state have total control over what you make

Idiocy
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>>81168830
You're such an idiot I hate you so much
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>>81171033

HAHAHAHAHAHA TAXPAYERS YOU PAID FOR THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>81169810
he made this thread
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>>81171033
>Instead of accepting their lot in life Americans believe they can do anything and will work to achieve it
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>>81168830
>5227 cals of chicken is 32kg of chicken, $230

lol
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>>81170855
that's a dish only the whitest of mid-westerners could conceive
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>>81171306

Yes, made by the white people of Central Mexico.
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>>81171238
arin?
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>>81171331
Please, Arin has way more chins than that
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>>81171331

no

>>81171322

you dont understand

that food looks bad so it must be made by my personal boogeyman, which happens to be white people in fly over states
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>>81171254
Fuck off amerifat

>hurrrr durrrr we walked da moon durrrrr

Nobody fucking cares. What's it like to have no culture? And no, hip hop culture doesn't count. Every day when I walk to work I pass by multiple CASTLES that my people built. What have your people built, amerifat? Even the statue of liberty was a GIFT that Europe made. A gift that nowadays with your arrogant, xenophobic attitudes, you don't even DESERVE. So fuck off amerifat, nobody wants you here
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>>81171322
Mexico is fatter than the US. They're thinking of making a sombrero 2.0 with a brim 8" wider to protect the bulging bellies from the sun.
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>>81171428

And what have YOU done with your life?
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>>81171428
Enjoy those Castles, anon. I hope you treasure them as you may, before they go the way of Palmyra.
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>>81171322
>suddenly, a random jpop looking qt in Mexico
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>>81171124
Steven and Justin and James K are the must watches
none of the other that I've watched have really compared to those train wrecks

There's Pauline too but that one can be hard to watch because of how she's ruining her son's life

Doug's story was kind of inspirational because he actually manages to make good progress and get his life together
they show a before and after at the end and it's a bit uplifting. he's still a fatass and all but noticeably healthier
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>>81171428
>when your culture is so dominate that those cucked by it dont even recognize it
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>>81171530

PENNY
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N
Y
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>>81171428
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=nBNIjpwVf_o
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nJ-282SdM1E

Post workout music
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>>81165595
When is part 2 airing lads?
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>>81171542
Other cultures will get fat because the US pulls them along like Neo flying down a city canyon. Neo doesn't even realize it, nor care.

They just take it, take McDonald's, take Burger King, take Disney Worlds, air conditioning, fat fat faat.

You become like us and not the other way around, and we don't even notice nor care.
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>>81171428

Sorry for not providing the world with ancient ruins. We were too busy providing the world with electricity, the automobile, the microchip, the internet, flight, the telephone, GPS, chemotherapy, smart phones, etc. But thank you for your dilapidated ruins. Where would humanity be without them?
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>>81166000
That's impossible

>t. Fat fuck
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>>81171322
has your white ass never had respado?
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>>81166185
Fuck you
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>>81166694
>eating shitty ass dominoes so much you've earned free pizzas

Gas yourself
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>>81166771
Kek
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>>81171613

Remember, rest-of-world, as the US flies by thinking about other stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTNEIKm0Dno
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>>81171682

Not him but their pasta and premium chicken are actually pretty good and not THAT unhealthy.
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>>81166504
Ok you've proven that you are as dumb if not dumber than the 600 lb kid
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>>81170855
I read one of the primary causes of obesity in Mexico is Ramen Noodles
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>>81165926
>SUBHUMANS
more like overman, it takes real dedication to approach such proportions
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>>81171613

its amazing
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>>81171033
I've seen a lot of people move from the middle class to being extremely wealthy, I've also seen middle class kids become working class.

Really oodles the noodle. It's like America and many Western countries allow social mobility or something
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>>81166185
No it fucking isn't.

Learn how to shop and cook you fat fucks
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>>81171629

Don't be arrogant and shit on the past. We are able to shit post on some internet forum because our ancestors worked their asses off, and made all those ancient ruins. Without them, we would be living in caves. Besides, most of those inventions will be one day ancient ruins.
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>>81169391
>a whole Trader Joes pizza is only 900 calories
If I keep breakfast and lunch under 1k calories I can eat that whole thing for dinner

Only ate 600 cals so far today.
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>>81171885

It absolutely is not. I just came from Costco and got a 25 pound bag of rice for 9 bucks and an assload of chicken breasts at $2 a pound. Throw in some random veggies and spices and I've got good tasting reasonably healthy food for cheap as shit.
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>>81171902
Just have half the pizza for lunch and half for dinner

You'll be eating pizza every day AND losing weight
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>>81171858

The son of a doctor has better chances to become a doctor than the son of a plumber.
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>>81171973

Sure, but that doesn't mean the sun of a plumber shouldn't dream of being more than a plumber.
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>>81165595
Just watched this episode
>can eat six large pizzas A DAY
>I ordered a normal sized deep pan pizza before watching
>managed a quarter of it before sating my hunger

What the fuck
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>>81170499
that's a cute pupper
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>>81170122
How many scoops?
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>>81171954
I would but I have no idea how I'm supposed to bisect that thing cleanly while it's frozen without it breaking into uneven chunks.

Also lately I've just been making mini pizzas with sauce and cheese on naan bread for a smaller meal.
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>>81172071

TWO
W
O
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>>81172097

Cut it AFTER cooking you imbecile.
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>>81165595
Untreated psychiatric disorders.
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>>81172014
Pussy
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>>81170676
>Your mom goes out drinking every night, doesn't bother to cook for you, teach you how to cook or make sure you eat healthily
>basically doesn't ensure that you understand even the most basic fundamentals of what a proper meal is
>on top of that goes through a string of fuckbuddies who physically abuse you whenever your mom isn't paying attention
>only time your mom ever gives you anything is when she's ordering you pizza
>begin to connect feeling loved with eating pizza
>begin to love pizza

It's not hard
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>>81171238
he's basically the embodiment of pepe
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>>81172120
I don't wanna reheat though.
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>>81172005

Sure, but you must acknowledge the fact that it's much easier for some people to be successful than it is for others. If both kids put the same amount of effort towards something, the one with better position has better odds to succeed. At this situation, would you blame the plumber's son for being a lazy, although he worked as hard as the doctor's kid? Because that is what I sense from a lot of people who think that it's only a matter of hard work.
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>>81166232
opiates make you fatter dumb fuck
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>>81165595
Question, do you think these people have genetics that actually support getting fat? Like say if another person set out to get as fat as them, one or some of their organs would fail and they might die before they could get that fat? You know what I'm saying?
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>>81172180
Mommy issues are so gross.
30+ year olds should kill themselves if they still blame mommy.

Weak willed faggots
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>>>/r9k/
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I miss this man greatly, we were lucky this fat angel graced us with his presence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsftRl-2UlA
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>>81172213
reheating is faster than cooking it from scratch

just do it in the oven not the microwave
set the temp to 300 and leave it in for 5 minutes
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>>81172180
If you fucking exercise you can whatever you want. I am a gluttonous piece of shit who devours entire extra large pizzas in,one sitting, but I exercise so I'm in great shape. I'm also 36, so younger people have no excuse.
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>>81172255
By the time they figure it out and "blame mommy" they are already years and years down the road stuck in their poor habits.

You cant change you who are overnight no matter how hard you try. Now once you come to terms with shit and still dont change is where you need to grow up.
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>>81172347
No. Even if it wasn't mommy, it would be >kids at school
>mean teacher
>muh cousin
>muh daddy
>muh step daddy
>muh camp counselor
>muh mail man
>muh neighbor
>a mean online post
>muh split personality
Everyone is to blame but themselves.
Fucking fatties man.
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>>81172220

This is correct

Hard work is far from all it takes. This is why we must rid ourselves of inequality in all its forms.
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>>81172220
>At this situation, would you blame the plumber's son for being a lazy, although he worked as hard as the doctor's kid?

Your question is literally nonsensical; If he worked as hard then he is not lazy.
I think what you mean to ask is "Would I judge him for not accomplishing as much even though he worked as hard?" and to that the answer would be no. And I think we can agree there unless you seriously think that these people are working "just as hard".
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>>81172430
The big problem is the majority of the people in these shows are 200 pounds at 12 years old.

Is it their fault for continuing the lifestyle they were born into?
Yes
But it wasnt their decision or poor judgement in their adolescence which is how they get this way in the first place.

Lots of moving parts and things arent so straight cut. And lets not forget that a lot of these people actually end up with the surgery and losing a lot of weight.
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>>81172180
Oh dang I never realized our mothers were our sole sources of information on health and fitness. If only there were ways to look up "why am I a fat shit" or "how to cook".

Stop. Making. Excuses. Stop enabling these fat crybaby lazyfuck lardsacks with your excuses. I'll allow a fat child but if you're heading into your 30s and you look and eat like this the only thing a doctor should give you is some 9mm aspirin administered cranially. It's fucking pathetic.
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we should just send him endless pizzas until he dies

it's a good cause
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Simple
>exist
>be american
>??????
>profat
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>>81172120
>mfw this dude is actually dead
>was on the biggest loser and almost got on my 600 pound life
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>>81172501
Once you're old enough to feed yourself, it's no one's fault but your own.
Unless someone was force feeding them.

If you're a teenager stuffing your face and playing videogames all day, it's your fault.
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>>81170470
I shit once a day, with coffee. I'll do maybe twice a day if I'm eating a lot of veggies.

I think once a day is normal? More than 3 and something might be wrong.
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>>81166718
BIG BLACK BLOB
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B
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C
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B
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>>81172583
His address is listed online.
I was absolutely thinking of sending pizza.

I wanted to ask him first though.
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>>81172619
>it's no one's fault but your own.

NO IT WAS MUH CHILDHOOD REEEE
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>>81172620
Are you me?
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>>81170186
Why are flapper girls so qt
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>>81167642
If obese blobs becomes the norm, it'll get dispersed. Steven only worked because people watched his videos out of morbid curiousity. If the audience can get fat blobs everywhere than they won't be making as much, and won't be able to live off of it.
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>>81172619
>Once you're old enough to feed yourself, it's no one's fault but your own.

Depends on what you mean by "feed yourself"
You think 14 year olds should be providing themselves their own food, not the trash supplied by their school and the obvious trash food supplied by their parents?

You live in a dream world where someone who has been overweight their whole life can suddenly make hard and serious life changed against their parents will when they are 13 years old.
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>>81172620

Aight dude I had to google this shit.

>As reported by Live Science, gastroenterologists agree that anything in the range of three times a day to three times a week is normal as long as the feces is neither too hard nor too loose.

I guess that settles it then. As long as your shit is good, it doesn't matter how often you shit.
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>>81172749

this is totally correct

a teenager cannot put down the mountain dew and drink water instead, they simple dont have the financial power to do so
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>>81171719
>>81171682
Can you name a better pizza delivery place? There's better local pizza I could get, but I'm genuinely curious, because for just a generic delivery pizza they aren't THAT bad.

Never had papa johns or anything though
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>>81172804
Cicis
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>>81171428
Yo bro tell Ahmed that I wanna see his sandnigger ass once he's done with your wife okay?
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>>81172749
If you live in a household that has enough food and snacks to make you balloon up to 300 lbs before you're 20, then you're likely a spoiled cunt.

If all you do all day is snack on Doritos, soda and hot pockets, then you're going to be fat as fuck.

Do you think a mother would be bringing this shit directly to her child every half hour? No. They get it themselves out of the kitchen, and probably eat mom's cooking on top of it.

Bullying from schoolmates used to stop this shit, but now almost all kids are fat, and schools are safe spaces.
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>>81166871
People who ask for help because they are suicidal, or people forced to go to a mental hospital have several rights taken away from them.

If you ever tell anyone, even a psychiatrist in the privacy of his office, that you are suicidal then you instantly kiss your right to bear arms goodbye forever.
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>>81172802
I can't tell if you're joking.
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>>81166232
or we could execute them these people don't deserve to live.
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>>81165595
perfectly intact hairline I see...

Damn, some men are just born blessed.
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>>81166871
Yep. Not sure how it is in other places, but here if you have any customer service job you can get in trouble by looking "unhappy" around customer.

Which of course, makes you feel worse. Very few people will admit to seeing a therapist.
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>>81172892

14 year olds dont have the power to drink water if their parents are buying the dew by the gallon
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>>81172948
What's up! Ladies and gentlemen of Youtube, Boogie2988 comin' at ya live once again, though the power of the internet!

>*punches chest to restart heart*

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*skin absorbs mayonnaise*

Don't forget to subscribe. I love you guys!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAP
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>>81172948
You don't have to drink what your parents buy you.
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>>81172802
>a teenager cannot put down the mountain dew and drink water instead, they simple dont have the financial power to do so

They eat whats provided to them
They eat what they have been brought up to eat.

>a teenager cannot put down the mountain dew and drink water instead,

Sure they can, but why would they? Even adults dont understand what proper portioning is. Saying "you eat too much" doesnt help out a child who has been fat their entire life. They can stop drinking soda and not lose a single pound. Its poor parenting, though at least kids have the internet nowdays.

>>81172862
>If you live in a household that has enough food and snacks to make you balloon up to 300 lbs before you're 20, then you're likely a spoiled cunt.

This is what everyone is saying. Poor parenting.

>Bullying from schoolmates used to stop this shit
No, it reinforced the fact that they were fat and they didnt leave the house. Its just a vicious circle.

You cant say stuff like
>muh upbringing
And then pretend that its OK for their parents to enable eating all fucking day long.
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>>81172948
How old is boogie?
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>>81172948
Water is free for a kid living with parents.
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>>81172889
My biggest fear is being put into a mental hospital. Why? Because then you're fucked until some pencil pushing shrink thinks you can leave. Its a damn power trip for them, even if they wont admit it. Then they'll drug you just to make you more manageable. You get pissed off that you're being held there? Surprise! You now have violent outbursts and are deemed not fitted for society. Play nice and do whatever they say?
>"I think you're just telling me what I want to here anon"
Fuck! Maybe I'm getting carried away, but its a legitimate fear I have.
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>>81172972
>You don't have to drink what your parents buy you.

Of course you dont.
But you have your whole life, you were raised to, why wouldnt you do what you have always done?
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>>81170122
she would be so hot if she was a normal weight
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>>81172975
Of course it's not okay for parents to enable it, but you can't really stop a teenager from fucking eating too much unless they realize how fucking fat they are.
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>>81172997
Because if you always do what you've always done, you'll always be what you always were.

A gigantic fatass.
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>>81172972
>>81172975
>>81172985

no no no

you dont get it

if your parents make bad decisioins then you are powerless to stop it

being obese isnt simple about being fat, its about thin being metabolically privileged + power

fat being disadvantaged has no power. thus if you are fat then you do not have the power to drink water instead of dew, only thin people have that priv
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>>81172994
Spoken like a true paranoid and mentally ill person.
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>>81173047
Hi /fit/
I won't fall for this b8.
I love you.
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>>81172994

I've read a story about a entertainer who got put into a mental hospital against his will. The story was scary and funny at the same time. For example, his actual job was to juggle chainsaws. When the doctor asked him what was his job, he answered to it truthfully. Too bad they just though that he was a looney and put him behind locked doors.
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>>81171973
>>81172005
Being a plumber actually pays really well.

Also both my parents were dentists and now i scrub toilets lol
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*blocks your path*
What do you do?
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>>81173033
They dont get fat overnight from a proper diet given by their parents.
They arent going to sneak snacks at friends houses and balloon up and get fat.

Its poor parenting skills 100%, not some teenagers fault for overeating. The act of overeating came from somewhere, not out of the blue.

>>81173039
Of course, nobody said you wouldnt. But in most cases it wasnt their own fault.

People who got fat in college because of beer and pizza dont blame their parents because of it.
Kids in 2nd grade who were 250 pounds do. And they have a valid point
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>>81173102
Has it occurred to you that maybe he was actually mentally ill and that the juggling chainsaws part was not the sole basis for his admission?
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>>81173111
Tell me a horror story from your job
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where is part 2?
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>>81172798
damn, that's a huge range. i feel a lot better about my shits though
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>>81173138
>They arent going to sneak snacks at friends houses and balloon up and get fat.
Lmao that's exactly what my friend did.
He'd come over and gorge himself because his mom wouldn't let him have snacks.
He gained like 40 lbs in one summer.
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>>81173129
try to speak in broken farsi and see if he kicks my ass
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>>81173047
You had me until

>Privileged + power

>>81173066
He's not wrong. While I doubt the doctors there are sadistic fucks, I also have no doubt that mental hospitals are terrible places that I would never willingly subject myself to. There was a time in my life when I was suicidal, but I refused to tell anyone because

>I didn't want to get locked in some padded cell with a brain damaged homeless schizophrenic who smears feces on me in my sleep
>Nothing cures depression like police going into your house to confiscate thousands of dollars worth of weapons and ammunition and deprive you of both many sentimental objects and the last hobby that brings me any joy
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>>81166791
It also didn't help that he was a porker from birth. Garbage genes.
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>>81173140
powerlifters come in and obliterate the toilets, and i've gotten noro virus twice from my job

it's tough sometimes, but actually more boring than anything
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>>81173129
Tell me doctor: If you are indeed the greatest weight-loss physician in the country, then why is it that you yourself are classified as obese under your own body mass index?
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>>81173237
>i've gotten noro virus twice from my job
Jesus Christ
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>>81170186
Kek this person's tumblr and blog is a gold mine
https://mccormcorp.wordpress.com/2016/12/19/dont-tell-me-its-going-to-be-ok/
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>>81173129
Uh, you don't get to bring food.
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>>81173180
I had a friend who always had snacks. Mother bought copious amounts of soda and snacks. Would go over there almost every day after school and just eat like crazy. None of us really gained much weight though because
>skateboarder kids
and we would burn enough off to not get fat
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>>81173261
He sacrifices himself by eating the food these fatties sneak in.
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>>81173139

It was a long story and I don't recall what was the actual reason why they put him into the mental hospital. Still, it was clear that he was kept there too long against his will, and the "nurses" were brutes who bullied the patients. Their misbehaving made it to the news, so it wasn't only the fabrication of his mind.
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>>81173261

Brunt, FCA. It's because we gave massive tax incentives to the corn industry so that we could reap the profit from the healthcare industry.
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>>81173285
Ah. Too bad for my friend this was the height of Yu-Gi-Oh card game.
Lots of sitting around.
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>>81173215
>>81173312
All of these things people think about mental hospitals and psychiatry are entirely fueled by
1. unfair media depictions.
2. the accounts of patients who were actually mentally ill and therefore could not give a balanced or objective account of their time there.
3. Continuing perceptions that mental treatment has advanced since the 1800s
4. Their own fears and delusions about forced confinement.
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>>81167817
>tfw shit once every three to four days
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>>81173347
has *not advanced
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>>81173371
You're full of shit.
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>>81172948
is that a can of whipped cream by his computer?
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>>81173261
We all have to make sacrifices, anon...
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>>81173413
Yes. You can see the ReddiWhip logo
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>>81173376
I don't know man, a lot of the mental health industry is just putting patients on a ridiculous cycle of meds that we aren't sure do any of the things they say they should, but have a litany of side effects.
Talk to some nurses that worked at nursing homes, there are some absolutely disgusting and horrible things nurses/doctors will do when they think no one is watching. Or when the patient isn't able to report them.
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>>81171571
Lupe as well
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>>81168612
lol that's an amazing buy for that much compared to NJ

i need to leave
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>>81173541
The role of medications is a complicated debate. There are some mental illness for which there is no effective therapy or treatment, but can be minimized with drugs.
There are very real accounts of misdeeds and bad people in the history of treatment mental health, and today too, but it's never anywhere as black and white as people make it seem.
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>>81166185
>big bag of off brand frozen/fruit
>thing of peanut butter
>bulk ingredients to make home made bread loafs

This will be less than $20 and last you a long time
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>>81168830
>5227 cals of brown rice is 4.7kg of brown rice, $39.48

You can buy 4.7 kg of brown rice for $5.69 at walmart

>5227 cals of chicken is 32kg of chicken, $230

One chicken leg quarter = 331 calories. 5,200 calories worth of chicken leg quarters = ~16 leg quarters.
A 4 pack of leg quarters is $3.50.
16 leg quarters = 4 4 packs = $14

>5227 cals of beans is 1.5kg of beans, $4.28

This is the only thing you got right.

$4.28 + $5.69 + $14 = $23.97 = Go fuck yourself, it was even cheaper than I said it would be you stupid fucking cunt.
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>>81171528

I was surprised at the number of Spanish-speaking Japs I saw when I visited a coastal Mexico city
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>>81165890

>poor dad
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>>81173638
frozen vegetables/fruit*
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>>81166547
>>81166590
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>>81173695
LEYUGGGGHHHHH
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>>81173695
Is the tube a catheter?
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>>81173663
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FUCK THE TAX PAYERS
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>>81173261
He's old. He earned it.
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>>81172969
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>>81173272
It's awful, you basically feel like a sponge that's being wrung out every time you take in any water, but it's all coming from your mouth and ass at the same time
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>>81173141
please respond
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>>81173875
Not until Wednesday (I think).
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>>81165877
A large cheese/pep pizza would probably be more like 2k actually. I think the main issue is that while they overeat massively there is absolutely no exercise involved, they just sit in bed all day
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>>81173810

MY SIDES

is this oc?
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>>81173864
Haha so funny! That's Francis and not Boogie!! Haha, he's so committed to the character that it's so funny!! Haha!! He would never actually eat mayonnaise on his own, but because he's FRANCIS, the big dumb manchild character, he does it!!! Haha!!!! He totally didn't want an excuse to just do that on his own!!! lol!!!!!
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>>81173894
It would depend on the pizza place.
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>>81173891
Isn't part 2 where he loses hair? I saw images of it and thought it was already out.
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>>81173902
sure is, justin needs more OC...anons get to work
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>>81173927
Nah that's about an hour into part 1.
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>>81173875
Who is this protein pah-wraith?
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>>81173908
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>>81173927
>>81173891
do you faggots even watch the show?


He pulled his hair out in episode 1.
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>>81173942
did this happen in the first episode? I don't remember that part
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>>81173945
>>81173973
I watched an incomplete version then. Thanks.
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>>81173969
>that
>a 6.5/10
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>>81173390
It's fucked, man.
>used to take one normal, pleasant shit every day
>get prescribed Paxil
>start shitting once every three days with blood in my stool
>ditch Paxil
>blood stops but painful shits continue
>get prescribed amphetamines
>shits turn into twice-daily diarrheafests that burn my asshole
>ditch amphetamines
>now I'm stuck with one shit every three days
I JUST WANT NORMAL SHITS AGAIN FUCK YOU PILL-PUSHING JEW FAGGOTS YOU RUINED MY BODY
Never fall for the psychiatry meme, lad.
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>>81173981
wednesdays episode was part one, part two is next week...but yes it did, it was after he took a bunch of hydrocodone and ripped his hair out...his caretaker princess literally sweeps up a wigs worth...fuckign awful
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>>81173969
Francis isn't even funny either.
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>>81165931
>>81166000
>>81167754
>>81165595
>>81173663
The one thing I constantly think about when watching this monstrosity in the hospital is the people literally cleaning up his shit.

Like the actual logistics of him trying to shit in a bedpan must be hit or miss.. mostly missing.

all that shit snaking its way through his immense fat and then drying adn caking and then people having to wash that stuff?
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>>81174014

Get some fiber.
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>>81174031
there a link to the full episode?
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>>81173947
Veruca James
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>>81174115
i could watch this GIF all night
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>>81174115
>that perfectly timed zoom

lol
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>mfw they pulled a dead 500lb horder from his house in my county today.
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>>81174058
That's honestly the worst part. People like Doctor Now voluntarily interact with these monsters so they know what they're getting themselves into, but the poor EMTs and nurses assigned to transporting and taking care of them never asked for this. I don't know how they do it.
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>>81174115
why hasn't this been edited with the giant earthquake in sandiego in that ROck movie?
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>>81174137
Fuck wrong Now
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>>81174137


I love Hoarders as much as /fatkino/

Sometimes it's a double whammy in that you have an obese Hoarder.
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>>81174187
W-whats that splattered on the wall?
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>>81174208

poop, from one of the bags the hoarder was shitting in
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>>81174187
I love how TLC has basically become the freak show channel.
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>>81173942
Easily one of the top 5 most insane looking people irl
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>>81174187
I'm trying to talk my father out of asking to browse the place for antiques once to the dude's family begins the cleanup.

He's like "yeah, you just leave the stuff out in the sun for a few hours to get rid of the smell."

http://6abc.com/news/man-found-dead-inside-hoarder-house-in-chester-/1829760/
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>>81174290
>once to the
I'm having a stroke apparently.
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>>81174014
>I JUST WANT NORMAL SHITS
>doesn't even drink 84 oz of water a day
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>>81174234
Holy Christ
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>>81172994
Read Kafka
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>>81172614
I thought he auditioned for Biggest Loser but didn't make the cut

Though considering how young he died the show's exercise and diet regimen would've killed him anyway
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>>81166185
>Unhealthy food is far cheaper than healthy food.
BULLSHIT
There is literally no case in which this is true you fat cunt, you could live off beans, lentils, fish and vegetables for less than half in a week than one fucking pizza costs for delivery.
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