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She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

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She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
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I never got this one?
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BUENOS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER
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PUT IT IN "H"
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>>81142435
how would I know if you got it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWnMN85hUg
goat scene
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>What country is this car from?
>Iiiit no longer exists
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sometimes I like to bash the console television and I'm all like "stupid /tv/ be more funny" but tonight is not like that, do you know what I'm saying?
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>>81142414
litre
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>>81142513
>bart runs to the side when possible to avoid a straight moving death trap behind him

Fucking Simpsons did it better than Prometheus
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>>81142513
why did maggie shoot at bart
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>>81142464
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>>81142712
Shall not be infringed.
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>>81142712
bart shot first
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>>81142414
>>81142734
Pretty sure this was based on an actual Soviet car called "invalidka", which basically means "cripple car". They were given out for free to disabled people in USSR
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>>81142876
god id love to have that car
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I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
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>>81143064
lmao, apus look and the way he shuts him down
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>>81142414
Who has the best car in Springfield and why is it Snake?
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>>81142414


>sexual powers
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And God said Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody! Rain came down, it started to get muddy, muddy.
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Mmmmm.... 64 slices of American cheese. Gulp.
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>>81143064
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0BPKM9WQg
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>>81143275

If it's sweet and yella, you got juice there fella, if it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
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UP YOURS, CHILDREN
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>>81143497
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yabba dabba doo! I like talking to you
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I just wish I had her sweet, sweet sssweet can.
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>>81142876
All cars were given for free in the USSR.

Each according to his need etc.

That was sort of the point.
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>>81143660
>MR. SIMPSON NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>81143696
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.
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>>81143678
>All cars were given for free in the USSR.

No they weren't.
Why do you insist on talking about shit you don't know? Ignorant faggot
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nothing will ever top 90's simpsons
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>>81143746
>No they weren't.
Wait, you mean the "Real Communism has never been tried" memes were telling the truth?
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>>81143942
Sit perfectly still, only I may dance.
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I am a new tie wearing.
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>>81143943
If you're a retard sure.
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>>81143678
No, cars were available if you had good reason (or knew someone higher up) but you had to pay for them but they were incredibly cheap.
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BART, GET OUT, I'M PISS.
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>>81142435
Outdated/Inappropriate units of fuel and measurements.

Ever seen a kerosene station?
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>>81144063
This and it being a former soviet bloc joke since you could technically say some places don't exist anymore.
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>>81142876
>60s Soviet Russia had better healthcare than America now.

LOL Wow
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>>81144157
>its a random yuropoor obsessed with America episode again
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>>81143064

why did apu have to go off on skinner like that?

I thought it was a pretty good idea
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>>81144157
free doesnt equal better. America has the best healthcare in the world, in just costs alot
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>>81143414

>were you up all night eating cheese?
>I think Ive gone blind
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>>81144289
Every time
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>>81144063
Yes. It's usually neat the diesel pump
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let me be blunt

is there a labor crisis in america today?
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>>81144289
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Stop it! He's already dead!
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>>81144388
Maybe if you live in cornville, kansas.
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>>81144474
How is that bait, exactly?

He's completely right. America's healthcare is inordinately expensive but is still the highest quality.
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>>81144693
> America's healthcare is inordinately expensive but is still the highest quality.
kek post the source then
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>>81143735
>>81143696
>>81143660

This episode was so ahead of its time, basically an entire episode showing how garbage the media and sjw's are
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>>81144693
Nowhere, anywhere, on any study or list, does the US come first or even in the top 10 in anything healthcare related.
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>>81144157
Free healthcare is always shit as there is no funding to improve it.
Every country's health care is just riding off the coat tails of America.
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>>81144855
because its always based upon the cost and availability. Technology wise, america has healthcare second to none
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>>81144653
>yfw I was born in Simpson, KS
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>>81144867
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>>81144780
http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/issue-briefs/2015/oct/us-health-care-from-a-global-perspective

>In 2013, the U.S. spent far more on health care than these other countries. Higher spending appeared to be largely driven by greater use of medical technology and higher health care prices, rather than more frequent doctor visits or hospital admissions.
tl;dr
What Americans have available is unsurpassed, but beyond what its average citizen can afford.
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>>81144653
a lot of heaters run on kerosene. If you haven't seen a pump then you just never noticed them before.
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>>81144910
>source needed
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>>81144693
But that quality isn't universal. To get what would "the best" you have to fly out of state depending on condition/Where you live and pay even more than normal.

So if absolute best health care is there but 99 percent don't have access how can you say the whole country has the best health care?

t. A guy who's had 3 botched operations and refuses to go to the doctors after they killed my grandfather
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>>81144855
Because every list factors in cost to their analysis.

Which is, quite literally, the caveat in his claim.
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>>81145008
do you really think fucking cuba has better healthcare then the US? Do you think when billionaires need surgery they fly to canada? God youre stupid
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>>81145016
You do realize you're not contradicting what he said, right?
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>>81144991
>have greatest cars in the world
>everyone but a handful of people use horse and cart because cars are too expensive

Having the best but inaccessible of something isn't something to be proud of, I'd say it's more shameful than anything else.
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>>81145016
thats like saying if you cant afford a good car all cars are bad
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>>81145060
Its must better for everyone to have something crappy but equal t. communist
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>>81145054
>Cuba
Nice choice of exmaple. Obviously they don't but say France, UK, Australia etc? Absolutely. If I were poor as fuck I'd fly to one of those countries and get healthcare there. A plane and a hotel there would be cheaper than doing anything medical locally in the US.
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>>81145060
>Shameful
More like appropriate.

If you want to heal our obese cancer ridden dregs for their poor life choices, be my guest. Frankly, I'd rather they die.
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>Its a fun simpsons thread gets ruined by healthcare politics episode
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>>81145144
at the same time it's locked out people that are just poorer but eat right.
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>>81145126
price doesnt equal quality. It doesnt in any facet of life, why must you apply it to healthcare?
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I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
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>If poor people cant pay for medical care that means the healthcare is awful
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>>81142513
>homer at the end
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>there are people ITT that actually pay for doctors visits and surgery
its still a strange concept to me. i had a doctors appointment today (which i called and booked today too) and didnt pay for shit. plus the medication, usually $20, only cost me $5.
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>>81145059
>>81145091
Lol no
That is like saying American schools are the best if you only look at the best private institutions.

It may be true but try telling cleetus' neighbors he lives in a country with the best schools
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>>81145300
>the middle class are now considered poor
Makes you think.
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>>81145189
I'd be more than happy for a system that properly awarded healthy life choices.

But that's not going to happen and the system will just transform into something that, both literally and figuratively, feeds the cancer of society. How you can feel comfortable providing """free""" healthcare in a culture that promotes "body positivity" blows me away.
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But I'm so tasty!
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the number one reason that healthcare costs so much in the US now is because of malpractice lawsuits. So if you want to blame somebodys greed, blame the lawyers
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>>81144063
Also how laughably inefficient it is, 300 hectares really isn't very far.
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>>81145360
Curiously those "body positive" fucks have healthcare. Tumblr is sickening, all those chunky fucks that are covered is bizarre but I guess being fat and rich is now a thing.
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>>81145329
I think with obamacare everyone gets at least 1 free checkup a year.

who knows if that will last though
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>>81145433
its not "free"
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>>81145432
And I take immense joy in watching their terrible life choices drag them into the abyss.

Forget eating the rich.
Eat the fat.
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>>81145433
>one free checkup a year
it's a start i guess but still, thats pretty bad. i couldnt say how many checkups and visits i have each year.
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are we still doing simpsons stuff?
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>>81145433
>"free"
And this is why nations collapse
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>>81144991
More spending doesn't make it better, even the technology doesn't if it doesn't improve outcomes
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>>81145514
We're multitasking.

>australian flag
>thread full of shitposts

It's like pottery.
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The US spends more money on healthcare and education then anyone else yet both are horribly flawed. throwing money at the problem isnt the solution
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HOOOOONK!
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>>81145607
the problem with this debate is that your definition of better is more equal, and my definition of better is higher quality.
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>50 billion to defense spending when facing frequent domestic terrorism
>us and citizens have been attacked multiple times
>trump makes it sound like we can expect another 9/ 11 any day
>health care is too expensive and wouldn't work lol

50 billion for what? Why don't I feel safe?
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>>81144852
>>>/pol/
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>>81145690
Do you have any idea how much socialized healthcare actually costs?
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>>81145659
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>>81145690
Gotta keep protecting france and the EU, y'know?

#BanAssaultTrucks
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>>81145615
Why did he get scared the second time? It's just a word Japanese use for their parliament
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>>81144852
Even some of the quotes in the episode hold more true today than ever before.
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>>81145725
Oh we know you think.
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>>81145692

Aw I found the Hillary voter

Pussy
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>>81145721
of course he doesnt
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>>81145738
>>>/pol/
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>>81145800
>>>/lgbt/
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>Well that depends what you mean by cwisis
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>>81145748
>>81145721
Is that /pol/'s idea of a solid argument?
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>>81145821
>>>/pol/
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>>81145826
Is that your idea of dodging the question?
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>>81144063
A hectare is also m2 so it makes no sense
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>>81145826
>>81145846
>>>/vp/
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>>81144852
It wasn't ahead of its time. You're either just too young to remember or weren't born at all but starting in the 80s the media would do everything for ratings, including making up bullshit stories like Homer's.
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>>81145940
the media has always been that way going back over a century
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>>81145852
>i just happen have the exact projection and figures right here
I doubt you have any idea either we both would say the same thing. A lot.
>this one roadblock in the idea means its impossible
>don't dream for a better tomorrow for your children just stick with the system we know doesn't work
if my wife's son doesn't feel safe at night and I'm scared of another terror attack that I know
>50 billion
won't prevent. When Amir does eventually blow himself up on the train station I'm in. It would be nice if big brother would chip in a few bucks for the hospital I'm in
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>>81146103
In Canada, which has a much, much smaller population that the US and our healthcare spending is 223 Billion. We still have huge bed shortage's, doctor shortage's, and often nearly lethal wait times for surgery and medications aren't even covered.
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>>81145872
I only post on /tv/ and I've been autisticly posting for 7 years if you browse /tv/ you read my posts.
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>>81142513
personal fave
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>>81145733
It's a German word from the Holy Roman Empire
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>>81142414
Put it in H!
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Goddam you fags got me nostalgaing hard for non zombie simpsons. Wheres a good site to watch them?
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>>81146354
>He didn't torrent all the good seasons
Loser.
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>>81146354
www.internet.gov
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>>81146354
crunchyroll

or do what every sane person does and piece them together from hispanic cam footage
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>Tfw remember the scenes but not the specific episodes their from and have trouble finding them because there so damn many.
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>>81146376
I dont get how torrents work. I stream everything
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>>81146406
google frinkiac

if you remember the lines it'll give you every single frame they're in and obviously the episode title

they're*

>>81146425
Shouldn't you be in school?
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>>81146406
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>>81146447
this Is why I dont know how to use torrents.every time I ask people just make fun of me
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>>81146185
>it sucks here so therfore the idea is flawed
This isn't a debate.

We haven't discussed time tables or any details this is just ideals. No one expects UHC tomorrow. It would take probably 30+ years to roll in properly.
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>>81146448
A Milhouse Divided.
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>>81145876
>they literally killed off Maude because they thought sexualizing christians would glorify religion
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Hello mother.
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>>81146530
The voice actor left dingus.
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>They weren't all happy days
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>>81146470
Maybe you could look them up on your own rather than expect jaded idiots to spoonfeed you

use qbit or deluge
other than that wikipedia should tell you how torrents work

>>81146488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tp9HfY_EMw
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>>81146541
There's something so unwholesome about flying a kite at night.
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>This fog is so thick I can't see my cataracts!
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Something about the older drawn ones made them so much funnier. I always lose my shit at homers face when he chases flanders in the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTY0m5busk
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>>81146470
Well okay. First your gonna need to download a torrent client, I use qbittorrent but I understand a lot people don't seem to like it but I use it. Don't use utorrent. It's adware.
Then you gotta find a magnet link to a torrent that has a good seeder to leecher ratio and doesn't seem to be a virus.
You usually just have to to click the link the client does the rest, or you might have to copy paste it (it'll be a long ass link).
It'll download then. It might take a while depending on the seeder/leecher ratio.
Don't download without protection either. No a proxy isn't enough and top won't work for it.
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>It's a pornagraphy store, I was buying pornagraphy
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>>81146608
*tor
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>>81143630
The new animation style is disgusting. Are they literally using Flash? Every new episode looks like an amateur cartoon on YouTube.
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I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
>I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
>I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
>I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
>I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
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>>81146447
Thanks bro
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I work in a factory and every time I hear a bell the phrase, "We work hard and play hard." echoes through my mind.

It's been years and I hear dozens of bells and alarms a day.
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>>81146814
Are there any glory holes in the changing room/bathroom?
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>>81146850
No, but considering the environment and work force there has to be at least one tucked away somewhere.

My job is so fucking gay.
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>>81146896
What kind of factory is it?
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>>81146814
Do you shout it out every time?
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>>81146913
'Factory' is a bit generous really. I work in a large hub of UPS. Sure, 90% of it is conveyors and shit, but we don't factorize anything. Officially my title is package handler, so I'll let you think of jokes yourself.
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>>81146918
Yes. Every chance.
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>>81146959
Could be worse. You could be working at Hershey's putting chocolate on boxes.
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>>81146959
Ah that explains everything. An old co-worker of mine worked in the postal service and he told me that it was super gay. Like really, really gay.
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>>81147030
or a thieving sailor from Montana
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>>81147044
You have no fucking idea.

>>81147030
It could, considering UPS is the best career I've ever seen. I don't intend to go driver, but they're union and easily make 90k a year. In addition every single employee gets 25k in schooling from day 1 of employment.

UPS don't fuck around.
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>>81143630
I don't like the shadows in the new style. yucky
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>>81143630
>changing the baggers race for multi culti points
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>>81143064
Why is that donut floating?
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>>81146487
>here's an example of it sucking in a smaller setting
>shut up faggot, just give it 30 years

what did he meant by that
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>>81146562

cracks me up every time
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THE JAPANESE?
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>>81147690
ve germans arent all smiles und sunshine
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>>81145230
You were in outer space. You.
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Asleep at the switch? I wasnt asleep! I was drunk!
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Wow! For Free!

Surplus drums of Mayonaisse from Operation Desert Storm!
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It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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>>81147789
You've never been?
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>>81147300
Maybe just for authenticity
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>>81142513
Homer losing his shit at the end always kills me.
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Piggy my chilis gettin' cold
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>>81147147
Why is everyone brown except for the scot and the guy in clown makeup?
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>>81142513
Homers stomach and end sticking through the door motionlessly always got me more than his freakout at the end.
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I too would like to express my fondness for that particular beer
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>>81148200

the man never had a duff in his life
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>>81148146
it's late at night dumbass.
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>>81146814
AQUI VIENE LO BUENO JOVENES
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>>81148204

[penguin noises]
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>>81143678

they were cheap at least.

Problem is you had to wait years to get one which is the reason that used cars were more expensive than new ones.

Its still like that in Cuba btw but thats because all "new" cars are used government cars and if you wanna buy one you have to tell them where you got the money from.
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>>81144867

>Vietcong ambush a patrol boat
>His unit just surrenders instead of taking down as many chinks as possible

This is why we fucking lost, don't send conscripts overseas fucking hell
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Heh! So ridiculous, this could NEVER happen in real life.
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>>81146684
QUIET
>QUIET
QUIET
>QUIET
QUIET
>QUIET
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2+2 is 4. 2+2 is 4.
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>>81145825

>Krusty is like 30-40 in this scene
>Flash backs of him as a kid look like they take place in New York/ Springfield in the 1920's

Just how fucking old is he?
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>>81147079

If they did this scene today, Auto would instead say he thought they sold Marijuana in there
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>>81148580
Bart was born in 1980
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Will you watch the very last episode when they cancel the show?
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>>81148655
Yes. But who knows when that will be, it's going to continue riding out it's past glory for a long time.
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Dad the heathens getting away!
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>>81148345
If carpet bombing with napalm and agent orange isn't killing them then a pathetic little engagement isn't going to change shit.

They've should've gone big and hard for the northern population centres and left jungle rats in the fucking jungle
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>>81148616

>Changed it to Bart being 4-6 in the 90's in flash backs

>Gone back and forth from Bart being popular and unpopular multiple times

>Barts been shown being the most popular kid in his grade, to only having Milhouse as a friend

>Lisa has gone from having many friends in her class, to none multipe times

>Changed how marge and homer met and fell in love 3 times now

>Some episodes Homer is very defensive and caring for his kids and marge, to being totally indifferent and a fucking jerk for no reason and no comic effect
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Book'em Lou, one count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
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>>81148725
>Changed how marge and homer met and fell in love 3 times now

I hate that they've done that. I like the original 70s way where they met in highschool. That Sadgasm episode was kind of funny for a bit but was ultimately retarded.
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>>81148751

let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax!
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YES I AM SURE
SURE AS SURE CAN BE
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HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY IN YOUR HOUSE FRED?
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>>81148751

heheh

looks like bad news for the...

Impson family!
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>>81148840

This was fucking stupid. Her business was actually doing well in the end thanks to the mob, all she had to do was pay them the money she earned up to that point and they would be done with her.

She was literally okay with her and Homer being murdered because of her pride.
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WE'RE HERE

WE'RE QUEER

WE DONT WANT ANY MORE BEARS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLJKoqwMV4

Fucking Lenny what a tool
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>>81148821
>it's the home owner's tax.
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>>81148935
>Dr hibbert is a pretty good stand in for carson
whoa.
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>>81144423
Well that depends on what you mean by cwisis
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>>81148935
If you'll just open that door, you'll see the next mayor of Springfield.
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Wait a minute, go back.
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>>81149054
Zoom in.
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>>81149071
WHY IS THAT MAN IN PINK?!
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>>81142876
That car looks cool as fuck to be honest.
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ISLAMABAD ??
I KNEW IT !!!
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>The first episode of the Simpsons was 86 years ago
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>>81149264
>Tfw the last good episode of the Simpsons was 10,000 years before christ
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>>81142414
That's the sales talk for a tractor, not a car.
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>>81149098
Careful with him, he pees his pants
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>>81149098
Thats Homer Simpson sir, one of your boobs from sector 7G
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>>81149456

mmmm, simpson eh?

how come Ive never heard of him
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Christ, what a fucking unfunny show.
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>>81149014
*blub*
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>>81149480
You sound like you were abused as a kid bud
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>>81149480
What show?
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>>81142513
man im fucking crying from the end
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>>81143678
that and all of the death
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>>81148615
>auto
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>>81148358
>implying
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>>81149480
6/10, got me to respond
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>>81149480
>it took this long
>all these newfags responding unironically to it

Holy fuck, what happened to this board.
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>>81142876
It's actually based on a British car
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMaNxBaEQxU
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>>81149742
Leave then
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>>81143414
Is there any adverse health risks from eating 64 slices of individually sealed cheese? Cause I'd like to one day do it just because of that.
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>>81145734
It's scary how accurate that is in this day and age
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>>81143678
No. You had to buy them. But you could only buy a car after waiting in line for years. And then that car was invariably complete shit - have you ever had to use a soviet car?

I bet you're a faggot communist from the west, because around these parts everyone knows communism is shit.
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>>81149836
Cheese in general isn't good for you but 64 slices is really pushing it, especially if it's heavily processed cheese such as that individual slice crap.
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>>81149898

thanks doctor nick
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WOOHOO LOOK AT THAT PAVEMENT FLY
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>>81149910
Just rub the cheese on some paper, if it turns transparent, it's good to eat!
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>>81149910
>>81149929
i love you guys
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old man on the tv in my dreams
he speaks to me and i feel so scared guys
i can't live like this much longer
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MO A R C L I P S PLS
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>>81149776
the way he says 'weeeeelllllll'
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>>81149963
new ep when
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>>81150053
I have a theory that Hutz and the guy who makes The Big Lez show are the same person, and will eventually crossover as the finale

>both in crude mspaint animation
>both animators live in QLD
>enemies in big lez look like homer
>release dates opposite eachother
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>>81150132
Big Lez has exploded in popularity in the last couple of years, and he even got it on TV, and made that spinoff. While at the same time William Drive Bus has not made any progress.
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>>81146814

Man, I work in a steel mill. How do you think I feel?
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>>81150132
>live in qld
I thought the Hommer simpson creator was from Newcastle. But he's also a Souths fan. So I dunno.
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>>81148935
>he brought all that evidence with him to the courtroom
>he just flat out admits his guilt for no real reason

I guess it didn't seem as stupid when I was younger.
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>>81150170

...gay?
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>>81150206

Oh be nice
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>>81150174
right NSW that's what I meant

He's 150km's out of Sydney according to a street sign in Hommer 5.
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>>81144423
>>81148985
>>81145825
>Comment section on YT says this is one of their most celever jokes.
All I can really tell is that they understood political talk shows, were they referencing something else from the 60s?
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>>81144867
Reminder that he wasn't Skinner, but Armin Tamzarian back then.
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>>81143497
well fucking memed mustachiod man from beyond the fence
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>>81150338
Some people have said it's a commentary on how many shows start off serious, but ultimately devolve into flashy antics, to grab better ratings, for example Jerry Springer, which started off as a serious talk show.
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>>81150478

sounds like something a dumbocrat would say

unrelated:

>i shoot birds at the airport
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>>81150364
>that flashback in the hellfish episode where we see skinner's dad and he looks like armin tamzarian
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more simpsons talking you sleepy bitches

https://vimeo.com/30185420
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>>81143630
TFW the animation from 30 ducking years ago is more fluid and expressive. Just look at Marge at the bottom her expression doesn't ducking change! All to rehash a bit that was only funny because it was random.
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>>81150685
dumb phone poster
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>>81143849
Only turkeys have left wings.
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>>81147300

no it's just changed to apu you fucking sperg

god
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Friendly reminder that Americans pay more in taxes for their health care than any other country in the world and then they have to pay again even more if they actually want the health care. Then they go to internet and defend the system.
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>>81142876
>be crippled
>get a crippled car

truly...they were a communism
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lets get bizzay!!!
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Is Lionel Hutz the GOAT character, /tv/?
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>>81143849

Just one of the hundreds or radical right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening
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>>81150774

I get my health insurance from my employer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBI2S-c8EgU
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>>81149854
Appealing to emotion has been something since we could conceive it. Some really powerful famous speeches have been based around it.
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>>81143849
I watched this episode when I was a gullible kid. I thought Groening actually looked like that.
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>>81149773
Fun fact. Three wheeled cars like Reliant Robins could be driven without a full license, legally.

Obviously stopped when that shit was FUCKING RETARDED.
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>>81151244
>Then you would be wrong! They were never popular.
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The simpsons was never good
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>>81143943
That's because Real Communism is a fairy tale.
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>>81145431

Hectare measure area, dummy.
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>>81148718
>and left jungle rats in the fucking jungle
the same could be said of the entirety of vietnam but america likes to be thorough with its "liberation".
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>that episode where lisa tears up the check for 12 million dollars.
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>>81146448
>that strange feel when you realise this was an actual album
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>>81142513
Old simpsons is the best shit that ever was on the television.
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>>81150726
apu isn't that dark
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Always made me laugh
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You stupid!
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>gimme that knife!
>no! it's mine!
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>>81147727
those sandal wearing goldfish tenders?
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>>81145858
presumably used to plow a field
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>>81153559
>I'm your Councillor
>For the past 15 years I was CEO of Krustyland

Sounds about right
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>>81145514
I got me one of those, and car ones for 'Straya Day. They're good quality

https://burubado.com/collections/the-simpsons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0
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>>81153844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
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>>81147789
Sureeeee. You've never been?
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>>81143630
>white arms in the first one
>nigger arms in the new one
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I've sat around and watched the simpsons, it was engaging enough, but I never got why you people jizz yourselves over it or quote it over and over. I really don't see anything that special about it.
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>>81154239
early seasons or late?
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>>81153844
BACK TO WINNIPEG
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>>81145432
>being fat and rich is now a thing.
That was always a thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkV_ztynYDM
Always loved this one
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>>81142712
Maybe cause she is just a baby?
that's what they do, baby things
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>>81143574
you can stay but i'm leavin
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>>81142464
LOVE THIS SHIT

>WHEN THE SIMPSONS USED TO BE GOOD
INB4 THE SIMPSONS WERE NEVER GOOD
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