armpit gate, aka, no Godot-stank, problem-bro?

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Hairy pits are kino

>>80628172
They should be. The concept of Wonder Woman as-is is stupid. She's a petite model wearing teeny armor she wouldn't be able to support anyway, a sword and shield she wouldn't be able to carry, with perfect skin and grooming.

If they're trying to be gritty here then get real or change the tone of the movie.

>>80628223
you disgust all of humanity, please kys

I don't care, Gal Gadot is the greatest actress of all time. I really see Oscars coming her way 5 years down the line

>>80628172
>Wah my fantastical Amazonian fantasy character doesn't have armpit hair
All Capeshitters must fucking hang

>>80628263
Wonder Woman is a demigoddess though.

>>80628435
>Handwaving
You're right. I think I just don't like comics. Idk why I'm in this thread, I don't even like DC.

>>80628172
>How can Wonder Woman be a symbol of female empowerment if she shaves armpits
W-what? Ok. Female empowerment is stupid. Seriously. All it does is convince people that the family unit isn't necessary.

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>>80628172

>Dat false clause

>>80628172
>random woman
>work tirelessly to rise up through the ranks of her chosen profession (let's say a doctor)
>work with girls to help them build confidence and strengthen themselves
>gets married and raises two children
>after decades of struggle and sacrifice, becomes chief of surgery
>but she shaves her pits so she's not really a feminist

This is what 3rd wave feminism has wrought

>>80628172
Women have wonder woman, reduced to bitching about armpit hair. This is why women can't into comic books. Did you ever hear men commenting on whether or not the Terminator shaved his pubes or not? I don't. Thank God.

tldr; women ruin everything

>>80628172
Why do people insist on giving autists a voice?

You want armpit hair on women? Okay.
You a woman that wants to grow armpit hair? Fine, grow some, but realize you're the very small retarded feminist minority and most people don't want to see that shit.

>>80628943
>>random woman
>>work tirelessly to rise up through the ranks of her chosen profession (let's say a doctor)
That doesn't happen.

Can you imagine how distracting it would be if you went to see Wonder Woman and you could see her hairy pits in every shot

What are these people smoking

>>80628947
Imagine if men actually laughed about other men shaving their chests. If being unable to grow a beard was an issue I would be more dead than I already am.

>>80628263
Swords aren't that heavy dude. even a longsword is only like 3-4 lbs. They're not so heavy a normal people wouldn't be able to pick it up from the ground like a lot of people seem to think.

>>80628992
There are women out there who actually work for their shit.

It's just that the ones who fuck their way to the top or use equality as a crutch overshadow them.

>>80628172
Isn't female empowerment about choice rather than dictating "this is how women should be"? What if she chooses to shave her armpits?

>>80629057
>There are women out there who actually work for their shit.
And there are humans born with 3 arms.

>>80629084
>>>/r9k/

>>80628998
With the plebality of most movie-goers? I agree.

When I went to see Logan, people were laughing during the scene where he beats up his car with a shovel, completely oblivious to the fact that it was symbolic of the impotency of his anger. They just thought it was "LOL so randum XD just like my Marvel movies!!!"

People wouldn't see Wonder Woman's pits as a symbol of feminism, they'd laugh every time she brings up her arm.

>>80629084
So in your opinion, no woman who ever accomplished something actually accomplished it, it was just handed to them?

>>80629180
>>80629238
You're doing a fantastic job colonizing this place Redditumblr. Totally hard to spot you when you pretend women work hard for anything.

>>80629257
>I hate all women because I'm an angry virgin

stop being retarded

>>80629257
Not an argument.

Maybe that flies over at r/the_donald.

You should go back.

All I see is people complaining about people supposedly complaining about this

Probably being blown out of proportion

Thanks Disney

>>80629180
>>80629327
>you're a school shooter
>you're a virgin
Fantastic job blending in

They always end up nurses and shit. Just grunts who change bed pans because their high-school dream of liberal arts didn't pan out the first time and now after their second child by Tyrone's cousin they have to get an actual job.

>>80629374
>go to that place where you can't call out women, kikes, or niggers
Nah I think you should go back

>>80629407
>He thinks /r9k/ is school shooters and not lonely virgins

Who's the imposter here?

>>80629469
>can't back up his argument that no women ever worked her way to a position of power or influence
>"G-GO BACK TO R-REDDIT!"

I see. Go on...

>>80629180
>>80629257
>>80629407
Guys calm down, 4chan is a website of peace

I want to see Gal Gadot get asked about this in an interview and see she tries to justify it. Just to see how her model brain would try to handle it.

>>80629548
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT 4CHAN.

I fucking hate how the world is evolving intellectually. Shut the fuck up, just shut your fucking mouths you worthless pieces of shit
Inventing shit for clickbait and actually falling for it... This shouldn't be how things work, this shouldn't be how society progresses
Goddamnit

>>80629045
>If being unable to grow a beard was an issue

It is an issue. A lot of my coworkers bust my balls about it

>>80629547
You gave yourself away already.

>>80629549
If she said "But that's fucking retarded, no one who matters gives a shit" I'll go watch this movie opening day, twice.

>>80629630
You should tell them it isn't your fault that there are xenoestrogens in everything.

>>80629406
I haven't even met a person who's talked about the movie, period.

>>80629645
How did I do that?

Go on, tell me. While you're at it, back up your assertion that no woman has ever achieved prominence through her own will.

>>80629626
Just curious, but are you over 22 or under 22?

>>80629549
Is she stupid or something?

>>80628172
I want all SJWs to fucking die.

>>80628172
Maybe because she's Jewish and Jewish girls aren't naturally hairy?

>>80629736
30

>>80629736
t. 23 year old

>>80628223
pls repost in better quality

>>80629700

Nah it's genetic. I got it from my dad's side. He has like 6 or 7 brothers and even the super manly construction workers can't grow beards

>>80628172
trigger-kino problem-kino

>>80629045
>Imagine if men actually laughed about other men shaving their chests.
Dudes who shave their chests do get their balls busted by other dudes. Unless you need it for a job, swimming, modeling, whatever, it's just laughable.

>If being unable to grow a beard was an issue I would be more dead than I already am.
Men who can't grow proper beards do get shit on. Perhaps the issue is that you're more accustomed to numals than men.

>>80629736
Why 22? Are you saying 29 year olds weren't raised by single mothers in an age where getting fucked by strange men is considered "powerful"

>>80629723
Seconding this.

The concept that all women don't work for what they achieve tells me more about the person who thinks it.

>>80629823
even if you need it for a whatever reason its still laughable

>>80629045
>You will never be this gay
Feels good

>>80629737
Yes and she can't speak English

>>80629768
>>80629828

I was going for a rough cutoff between Millennial & Gen Z. Generations alternate and if Gen Z really is as sick of this shit as they say, there may be hope.

>>80628172
Not every woman grows thick bushes of hair everywhere when they don't shave

I knew a girl that could go upwards of a month without shaving her pits

>>80629737
yes,very

>>80629823
>Nigga can't into sarcasm.

>>80629045
Where do you live that men don't get teased for shaving their chest and having thin/no beard?

>>80629857
Makes sense in body building and modelling though...you can see definition more clearly.

As far as growing a beard, considering most bearded "men" nowadays can't even change a car tire, I wouldn't worry about beards equating masculinity.

>>80629929
In his mom's basement

>>80629857
Sure, but at least there's a reason. Some jobs have weird shitty requirements.

>>80629900
>gets called on being a low test faggot
>I-I was just kidding, gais. W-we're all manly men here, right?

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>>80629929
>Tfw can grow a beard but have a massive gay baldspot on it

>>80628172
there's literally nothing wrong with sniffing your gf's pits

>>80629943
>implying mommy would ever make me feel sad

>>80629929
I live in a first world nation. Men only get called fags for shaving their legs.

>>80630043
Just because it's a first world nation, doesn't mean you're not a faggot or that your country isn't some coifed, gelded, testosterone free shitscape.

I want to lick Gal's hairy pits!

>>80630122
I live in the midwest and literally nobody in my life has ever talked about facial hair or chest hair. Are you a lumberjack?

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>>80630235
>lumberjack
Somehow I doubt you're from the midwest and if you are you've live a really pampered, work and sweat free life.

>>80630319
>that pic
lmao

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>>80630235
>Only lumberjacks have facial hair

>>80630319
>Somehow I doubt you're from the midwest
Are you some faggot in Florida that's a weab for this area? Are you only allowed to live here when you pass some man-test? I've never heard a single person here talk shit about someone having a smooth face. You can keep getting flustered about the fact that you're muslim.

I'm 30, going to be 31 this year, and i've no facial hair. Not even armpit hair i really have. Just some few small strands you can't even see. People are constantly busting my balls over it. Some gay dude once even tried to rape me because of this shit.

>>80630235
>lumberjack
You sure you aren't Canadian? I've never heard that word used by or about American loggers. That's what they're called, by the way. People who log are loggers. It's not that hard.

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>>80628172
>one person wrote a blog post about armpit hair and then all the diferent hiveminds got triggered about it and now we're talking about it for no goddamn reason on /tv/

>>80630971
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumberjack

>>80630921
I'm the flustered one? That's hilarious, given your last post. Not to get too bloggy, but I grew up in the PNW and I've worked in several different parts of the States and a couple different countries.

>I've never heard a single person here talk shit about someone having a smooth face.
That just underscores my point, doesn't it? You're a gelding who hangs out with other geldings. Of course it low-test living seems normal to you.

>You can keep getting flustered about the fact that you're muslim.
Having fought them, worked with them, and lived among them I have zero interest in converting to the religion.

Stay blasted, castranon.

>>80631075
>The term usually refers to a bygone era (before 1945 in the United States) when hand tools were used in harvesting trees.
>The term lumberjack is of Canadian derivation.
kek

Thanks for proving my point. They're called loggers you dumb cuck.

>>80631338
What point did he prove? That you're autistic? Never would've guessed that the word lumberjack would stir somebody.

>>80631338

>ahem, AKSHULLY

Stop being pedantic, nobody cares

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Should have been WW

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>>80631467
Nope. Jessica Biel should have taken the role. She actually works out when she needs to play an action hero.

I'm a male and shave my whole body, why do I do it? Is it some male power fantasy because my muscles are more visible?

Where are these articles complaining about her shaved armpits?

>>80631467
>>80631581
Faggots. Gal is alpha

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>>80631581
nah bra

>>80631467
She's too busy learning new things with every new role

>>80631656
because liberals are too lazy to take care of their hygiene or fitness

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>>80631581
Bridget as WW, Biel as Artemis. Artemis is supposed to be slightly buffer.

>>80631771
That's not an article.

>>80631801
No one wants a 35 year old Wonder Woman, I don't know why you keep trying to pitch this old woman.

>>80631338
>before 1945 in the United States
Around autists never relax

>>80631734
I'd be okay with that. If they're going to hire someone without any real acting chops at least hire someone who can move and act like a fighter.

>>80631731
Gal is built like a CAT4 cable. There is nothing alpha about her.

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while we are on the topic of body hair

Why are Chads body hair so fine compared to ugly guys who usually have long, thick and coarse body hair?

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>>80632042
>Girls constantly accuse me of styling my eyebrows
I never asked for this shit

>>80632018
There's nothing alpha about women. Actually join a fighting class and be astonished at how quickly you can beat the fuck out of woman who "fights". They can only beat up pencil neck geeks and that's only when those geeks don't know any better.

>>80632158
I know, I was disputing Gal being called alpha. She's a glorified clothes hanger.

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>>80631731
confirmed

>>80632142
>that obvious as fuck green screen
Cutting the budget was a mistake

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>>80628172
god i hate this place.

i post a text on image with no source aspie reply in great number.

>>80629053
It's not about the weight, it's the fact that you support and maneuver the blade primarily with your forearm and wrist, neither being all that endurant without conditioning. Furthermore, the longer the blade, the more your gonna feel that weight.

>>80628172
Other females are just jealous of her ultra sexy arm pits and that all of the men want to lick Gal bots arm pusy's

>>80628263
it's because she's literally magic, she was created from mud and imbued with her mother's unborn kid's souls and given a blessing from the gods to be strong, beautiful, loving, smart, resistant to magic and physical damage, flight, speed, agility, and so on and so forth
you can't apply mortal logic on her because she was created to be perfect in every way possible

>>80632328
>no muscle size
>no muscle tone
>narrow shoulders
>no hips, tits, or ass
wow

such amazon

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That's neato. Is it really true that most people are NOT footfags? Then it should be easy to get women to think going shoeless is a form of protest and empowerment, yeah?

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>>80628172
>5 angry posts on facebook
>'the people have spoken'
>24/7 media coverage of this so called 'scandal'

it was the same with stupid ghostbusters.
internet tabloids are pure fucking cancer.

>>80633043
this
WB tricked people into defending the movie, but inversely like Sony

>>80632896
>Is it really true that most people are NOT footfags?
Yes. Footfags are a rarity outside of certain boards on 4chan.

They should be gassed all the same.

>>80632896
Gal bot is my newest Jewfu

>>80633043

And honestly, while the cast were disgusting, and the jokes fairly lame; Ghostbusters wasn't THAT horrible, beyond the context of which it was a SJW reboot of a beloved franchise. If they'd changed the logo and just called it Patriarchy Busters or some such it'd been no big deal. Like RIPD.

>>80633165
"Epic!" post

And

"Epic!"

Posting

Format

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>>80628172
>armpit thread

>>80628223
>>80631581
>113 replies
>Only two axilla images submitted.
I'm disappointed in you /tv/