How the fuck does this supposed to pierce through skulls?

>>80385099
The zombies have decomposed bones, so it's easier to punture the skull.

Now post the other pics that you have of a blunt stick.

>>80385212
>The zombies have decomposed bones

The zombies have been dead for a max of like 5 years

>see the episode teaser for next week
>Even more filler

>>80385212
What about humans? He said he's planning to go kill Saviors. Out there. Somewhere else. One by one.

This show has become something of a chore for me. I actually said to myself "Well, might as well get it out of the way" before turning it on last night.

They really need shorter seasons. They just have too much time and nothing to do with it. Slow character development is great, but these characters have been developed enough at this point. It's not fun anymore. It's nothing but filler.


And stop insisting I should care about Tara. It's not going to fucking happen. Just kill her already.

>>80385715
Why do you keep reposting your filler posts that everyone already knows?

How the fuck do the zombies not collapse from dehydration after 3 days?

>>80385274
They're also able to survive with a paltry amount of sustenance. It's not at all realistic that one could say the ease at which they disintegrate is due to them feeding off of their own bodies, but it's better than nothing.

>>80385836
Sorry, didn't know that a message board dedicated to discussing television was the wrong place to post my thoughts that I hadn't previously shared on a television show.

>>80386317
Why are you already pulling the spamming-shitposting-is-okay-as-long-as-it-is-barely-thematic card two posts in? Passive-aggressive like a lame pussy too. New to being called out huh.

>>80386429
Fuck off, dude.

>>80385715
>And stop insisting I should care about Tara. It's not going to fucking happen.
God yes. Everytime they bring her up I'm like "who?"

>>80385715
>This show has become something of a chore for me. I actually said to myself "Well, might as well get it out of the way" before turning it on last night.
HAHAHAHA holy hell is this a satirical post? You hate-watchers are fucking pathetic.

How is Rick gonna get the guns from the women?

I think he'll have to resort to using aggressive negotiations.
Most likely an invasion to cut all communications.

>>80385099

by director telling fx people to make it so because it's what director wants

>>80386671
Filler post

>>80386715
It's not so much hate-watching. I don't hate it. I wouldn't be watching if I did. I just don't love it the way I used to. There are still good moments and I am invested in the Savior-war storyline. It's just taking forever to get there.

Zombie bones have the density of a melon.

They don't even try to hide it, it's just show lore now.

Just accept it, zombies are impossible to begin with.

>>80385715
>shorter seasons

No, idiot. They need longer man-raping-boy scenes. And more boy-kissing-boy scenes.

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>>80386769
>How is Rick gonna get the guns from the women?

>>80386981

offer sex with carl for guns

>>80386981
>100% nuclear

is there other percent? if 90% nuclear, what's 10%? fossil fuel? solar?

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>>80387209

>>80387230
bitch i'll slap you, i enjoyed it

Can anyone else not stand watching the characters like Morgan and Michonne use weapons?
They don't use weapons like real people they dance around like a cross between the Power Rangers and Mac from Sunny.

>>80387437

so are you 90% nuclear 10% solar?

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>>80387468

>>80387468
all percent man

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>>80385836
>>80386317
>>80386429
>>80386671

I love this board

>>80387514

you look like you're 20% nuclear 80% fossil

>>80387535

this post makes you 100% solar

>>80385715
>shorter seasons
yeah i've been saying that for a long time too,there's literally no reason not to switch to the 10 or 13 episodes seasons everybody else does ( apart from Supernatural and some other shit american shows like Limitless ).

>>80387588

1% nuclear 9% solar 90% fossil

>>80385518
And at the end of the episode you can see him whitling the stick. Which means it will be capable of stabbing.

>>80385518
Did you miss the bit where he's sharpening it into a spear?

>>80387671

5% nuclear 95% wind

>>80385099
>its another bait thread

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>>80387734
>>80387694
>>80387592
This was never funny.

>>80386671
kek

I always wonder why people don't just say something like this when people decide to shitpost.

I don't know...I think the CGI tiger looks pretty good

>>80387777

50% nuclear 50% diesel

this fuggin guy>>80387751

>>80387712
>>80387725
Does he have an HUD that allows him to stab human eyes? A wooden point will blunt one healthy, calcium-rich skull in.

>>80387588
rest in piss, nigger.

>>80387891
Killing zombies is secondary to them now. It's a task. The point is for stabbing people.

>>80388038
Aw shit i forgot Morgan could stab humans normally now and not exclusively on the skull. Thanks my dude.

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What are /tv/ thoughts about this?

>>80388254
They're blowing all their budget on the cat.

>>80388254
Weird thing is the scene just before the deer looked real

>>80385518
They just showed you a poignant scene of him sharpening the stick into a spear.

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>>80387791
>wonder
Did somebody say WONDER????

>>80386671
Wtf is with all the substance-less posts lately, i wish people could just resume what they want to say in just one post.
Reading this forum has become like a chore to me.
And stop insisting i should care about your opinion, just kys already.

>>80388724
It must suck being such a victim

>>80387791
Holy fucking kek me neither.

its fucking garbage now.

everyone standing around while morgan strangles a literal fucking general.

i cant believe the writers are so fucking retarded. they spent an entire episode on "muh killing" AGAIN, isn't this like the 5th episode just about morgan not wanting to kill people?

i mean its pretty fucking obvious that he's now following the dead guy's plan, the fucking dialog is so obvious a 9 year old would understand whats going on. who the fuck thinks this shit is any way believable at all? obv not the zombies, but the interactions between characters, they're all so fucking out of the loop its stupid.

>>80389270

This. That fucking scene makes no sense.

>>80387777
50% random digits
50% quads

>>80385274
It's been less than that. Probably 3 years tops.

>4 episodes in a row with no Maggie
fuck is this shit

>>80391391
Pregging it up

How long until we get a new nigger character?

>>80391952
I need this so bad, if they timeskip heavily pregnant Maggie I'll be pissed

>>80392067
Why are you so anxious to get BLACKED?

>>80389270
>>80390223
Gavin literally said that Ezekiel couldn't interfere while Morgan was Killing Richard and pointed Guns. Or did you miss that.

>>80385274
>>80390884
actually from the beginning of season 1 to where we are at now has only been about 1.5 years

lmao

People still watch this shitty show?

Jesus just read the fucking comic and be done with it already, the comics were better anyway.

>>80392584
>>>/co/

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>>80388254

>>80392914
They couldn't rent a deer from somewhere and tie it up there? This scene was instantly laughable.

Like some high school kid got a C on a graphic design project for it.

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>>80393019
somebody told me this looked decent irl

>>80392067
>Needs black dik so bad it's all he thinks about
Easy there cowboy, you'll get blacked agen soon enough.

>>80385212
If their bones are so fragile how come the zombies don't collapse under their own weight?

>>80393296
xD

Does anyone remember in the previous season when Carol stabbed a guy with a fucking log, it went through his chest and came out on the other side like he was made of hot butter?
You can say zombies are decomposing, alright, but there's no fucking excuse for that.

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>>80387777
why do people like this slut

check my captcha

was the fat Muslim bitch really necessary? gave her a 2 mins of screen time for no reason, also, why are there so many fat cunts in this show? its suppose to be an apocalypse but half of the characters look like they haven't touched a vegetable in 10 years... you would think the zombies would have eaten the fatties first since they're slow runners, and how do they stay fat in this world anyway theres no mcdonalds open down the road and running away from zombies should keep them fit. maby im just being autistic but this really makes you think

>>80392914
>>80393127
Why can't they hire an actual CG team? The show prints money, don't tell me they can't afford it.

>>80385518
ofc the black guy is going to use a spear, typical racist amc

finally kung fu kunta is gonna wreck some shit.

>he didn't drop this shit after season 1
>he didn't just go read up the comics then drop that because it got retarded

I recently caught up to the whisperers bullshit and it's so dumb. I'm pretty sure there's going to be the usual zombie serial clash with the military soon enough.

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>>80393414
Found it

>>80393434
They don't wanna risk anyone being offended so they hamfist every possible minority they can think of.

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>>80393793
>>80394001

>>80394155
Why is the dog dying?

>>80394600
because you touch yourself

>>80394155
>Leaving the dog in pain and not putting it to sleep because you want to love it a few more weeks by petting it 2 minutes out of 24 hours.

>>80393793
>actor reacts the recoil for 3 round burst
CGI team makes it full auto and adds in x-wing blaster bolts for muzzle flash (in bright daylight, you're gonna see more of a poof of smoke ejecting from the barrel than a crisp flash if anything at all). And those spent casings! I just looked up a 30 second clip of someone firing a full auto M16 and the casings should get flung way further than that. And they made it look like he emptied half his cli- magazine....
why the fuck don't these effects people just do the simplest amount of research and get some reference video for how these things look in real life?

Why would bones decompose? You have skeletons that are hundreds of thousands of years old and they are still rock hard.

>>80395235
I think we're counting on the disease causing everything to rot, creating walking, frail creatures.

However, if this were the case, then when they travel in herds, they'd trample over and destroy each other, being so frail.