JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

damn that's cool

based

Play of the Game/

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>>80185756
Hobbit mock thread?

These threads are always so comfy. Gonna bump for some /hatecore/

And I thought him jumping off the falling stones was bad enough. Jesus fuck.

>The "just touch them with the knife and they die trick"

I love that one!

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>>80186017

Was this in the final version?
It must've been suppressed from my memory

>>80185756
Casual reminder that the Hobbit movies are an imaginative retelling of Bilbo's journey from Bilbo's warped perspective, but also told as a childlike story for Frodo.

The videogame like bending of physics or cartoonsih conventions like singing goblins or Alfred - these are just colourful additions to the story an old man is writing for his young nephew.

>>80188145
K I N O
I
N
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What did Lucas mean by this?

Is Peter Jackson basically a younger Lucas?

Both seem to go off the rails whenever CGI is involved and they're given near complete creative control

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lel peter fucking hackson

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>>80188459
pic also related

>>80188267

Stop saying kino and other homosex words, faggot.

>>80188546
back to r*ddit

>>80188579

>>>/lgbt/ (You)

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>>80188459

>>80185756
i really hated how they made legolas into a superhero who can take on like 50 orcs without messing up his hair

>>80188829
>who can take on like 50 orcs

That still only counts as one!

>>80185756
Mary and Joseph

>>80188281
Wtf are all those scenes with conehead man? I have zero desire to wade through Attack of the Clones deleted scenes.

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>That's mah wee lad, Gimleh

>>80188281
this is more entertaining than the actual completed cut

>>80188483
Why does the green man's holes look so sloppy?

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>>80189033
For the same reason everything in this production looked so sloppy

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>>80188145

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>>80188145
i want to believe

>>80185756
With all the threads I've seen making fun of The Hobbit how the fuck have I never seen this before?

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>>80189559
look at that smug fucking cunt on the left

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>>80185756

Peter Jackson was always a hack.

>>80185756
Was there two sets of stairs, or is that just bad editing?

> Jackson actually allowed this to be in his film

Did he end up like Lucas or did the studio executives force him?

>>80189693
but that was actually exciting because the physics made sense and the CGI didn't look like a video game

>>80185879
>Basketman is the key to all this

>>80185756
That Legolas guy is pretty badass.

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>>80185756

>>80188924
I thought him winking and giving a thumbs up to the camera after this line was a bit much.

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>>80189895
>the physics made sense

No.

>>80189956
WHAT THE FUCK???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80189866
>Did he end up like Lucas or did the studio executives force him?

Both.

>>80189973
Yikes...

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>>80188459
>all that excessive technology for stunts
>modern kinographers just make CGI stunt doubles

>>80189973
It's kino, then

>>80189956
Imageine spending your entire life building up a career in acting, doing something you love and being asked to act in The Hobbit. Beloved book and prequel to a beloved franchise. You get to set and it turns out you just sit in a room covered in green cloth acting to a picture of Martin Freemans face on a stick.

>>80191401
oh wow his life must really suck boohoo he gets millions for talking to imaginary people in a green room

>>80188281
Wow movies are a joke.

>>80188281
holy shit when the cgi aliens come in at 0:15
topkek

>>80188717
>I may have gone too far in a few places.

I don't get him at all.

If you don't care about the book why make the (llittle) effort of producing these flicks? Why not say: no, I rather not sully my name with this shit. ?

>>80188281
tHERES LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS BESIDES FAUX ELITISTS THINKING THEY CAN JDUGE SOMETHING THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

>>80191401
Imagine being an actor who's filming schedule didnt line up with your costars so instead of delaying the film through the magic of modern movie making you were able to finish your scenes anyways

Tragic huh

>>80188281

Despite how laughable that looks, the end result was pretty good. Geonosis was like the only good thing about that movie.

The acting was good.
The important scenes were mostly good.
The soundtrack was okay.

That's all you need for a decent edit. If you want to see a proper 4,5h Hobbit movie watch the Maple Films Edit, I'd say it's a solid 8/10.

>>80185756
Witcher movie by Hollywood when

>>80188916
raid on the droid control ship
daily motion

>>80188145
At last...I truly see.

>>80188459
I genuinely appreciate the amount of work they put into this despite the green screen, it still looks silly though.

>>80188717
>I should have let Ratner do this shit from the beginning, this shit is unsalvageable...

>>80189973
Source on this PS3 game?

>>80189953
Why didn't legolas just fly the ring to mount doom?

>>80192678

>the fucking Hobbit is the last movie Christopher Lee psychically appeared in

For fuck's sake he deserved better

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>mfw it's so shit I haven't watched it beyond the first part
>mfw i'm almost addicted to garbage movies the like of resident evil and such AND i'm a fan of Tolkien's work.

>>80188312
Fuck off.

>>80185756
why do they bother wearing armor

>>80185756
why doesnt one of the orcs just hold the spear towards legolas?

>>80185879
Nah, there's 6 movies of bullshit. Why limit yourself to just 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0WDfNKX0Os

>>80193181
whats the stratetig idea behind this attack move? why kill your own soldiers like that?

>>80185756
Holy fucking shit are you kidding me who the fuck greenlighted this?

>>80193255
>Kill your own soldiers
Team Damage was off, and they could just no clip through each other no problem.

>>80193255
from what legolas does we can assume that elves can solo entire armies, they probably suffered zero casualties

>>80193181
kek, wtf
>just jump between the charging army and the wall of spears and shields.
why even have an shield wall if you are not gona use it.

>>80189895
Hahahahahaha ok

I just can't wrap my head around how a team of people sat around and thought "yes this is good"

Forget the whole they didn't have enough time to prepare, that's bollocks and a cop out

>>80193628
>Forget the whole they didn't have enough time to prepare, that's bollocks and a cop out

if you're honestly getting upset over this enough to stamp your feet like child crying "DEY URT MY ICKLE FEELINS :( " you have mental problems

>>80193733

>if you're honestly getting upset over this enough to stamp your feet like child crying "DEY URT MY ICKLE FEELINS :( " you have mental problems

What on Earth are you talking about

>>80193181
Holy shit, that's hilarious. Are they saving the enemy from getting impaled, or are spears just prohibitively expensive to get cleaned ? I've never watched any of the Lord of the Ring movies, and I do not regret it, shit looks stupid.

>>80193255
It's how elves deal with overpopulation. They can't openly euthanize their people so they just send them to their deaths whenever an opportunity presents itself. They are then declared heroes and everyone is happy.

>>80193219
Are the movies watchable with all the legolas scenes cut out?

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>>80185756
Who would win in a fight: Legolas or Spinzaku?

>>80185980
>Applying real world physics to a fanatasy world with magical beings

Stop being retarded my man

>>80193904
In all honesty, while I hate them with a burning passion for giving massive amounts of people a free pass to never give a shit about what Tolkien was about because "I watched the movies! I know what the books were about!", while doing nothing to convey the actual points or meaning of the books;

Yeah. Even with the Legolas scenes, the original 3 movies of Lord of the Rings are pretty good. A lot of very talented people worked on them behind the scenes, from cinematography, through costume/set design and everything. There is a lot to love in them.

If you meant the Hobbit Trilogy though:
Hell no.

One day, some crazy bastard will make a 1 hour 30-40 minute fan edit of all 3 movies combined, and that will probably be decent.
Until then, stick to the actually good adaptation of the Hobbit: The Rankin and Bass one.
It's for 10 year olds, but so was that book.

>>80190001
go back to where ever you came from

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> imagine being christopher tolkien
> father told you these stories as a kid
> brought both of you closer together
> entrusts his work to you after his death
> father trusted you above all his other family and friends
> argue his legitimacy and maintain his legacy for decades
> see pic related

someone post the twirlie whirlies

>>80188483
>i'm getting paid for this

>>80191744
that scene was looking at a picture of a graphic designer throwing up his work onto a childrens book. that movie and that scene were all trash, and you have absolutely zero taste and zero understanding of what makes a shot good or bad. youll find more people to circlejerk this shitty movie over at >>>/r/eddit

>>80189953
The issue isn't that it's impossible or that physics don't make mathematical sense, it's that there's no sense of momentum here.

>>80189956
the fact that the faces are so mellow as if they're aware that it's sad makes it so much better

of the things that didn't happen...

>>80185879
>The studio took so much from him, all he wanted was Basketman, and they wouldn't even let him have that.

>when people who don't know LOTR and think that the mess that is the hobbit is roughly what LOTR is
It's so hard to explain that despite it being the same director, and actors and everything, just how much worse these movies are. It has to be seen to be believed.

>>80195319
>people who don't know LOTR and think that the mess that is the hobbit is roughly what LOTR is
with what kind of people do you spend time with?

>>80194054
I only watched the Fellowship from the OT and I don't really recall there being so much Legolas faggotry. Did Hackson get hit in the head after that movie?

>>80188483
can someone please put the pepe hand on his chin?

>>80188281
Modern movie making was a mistake.

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>>80189617
lel

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>>80194862
>dies
>WB gets all the rights
>silmarillion on netflix

>>80195481
well not everyone is into lotr, then they sit down and watch tv and catch a glimpse of the hobbit and then they assume that it's the same thing, but this is one of those things where it's so much worse that it's even hard to explain why that is

>>80189953
I don't care what kind of fantasy physics elves run on, this just looks stupid.

>>80189956
Didn't he have a breakdown or something after being forced to do this "scene" over and over again?

>>80193181
This is quite possibly the stupidest thing ever shown on film.

>>80193255
>>80193440
its elves trying to one up the manlets, isn't that obvious? they don't want to hide behind them

>>80188281
>Daddy, what did you do at work today?

What should I tell them /tv/?

>>80196079
no, this >>80189953 is.
close second though

>>80194054
There actually is a fairly decent 3 hour cut out. I watched it the other day and it jumps around a lot but it gets rid of the pale orc, the dwarf-elf love story, all mention of sauron, and most of the stupid shit that wasn't true to the book

https://ahobbitsholiday.wordpress.com/
Overall it's pretty mediocre but significantly better than the originals

>>80196139
>and most of the stupid shit that wasn't true to the book
What stuff wasn't faithful? I haven't read the Hobbit since third grade (need to reread it soon). My memory's a little foggy. Besides Legolas, I know he wasn't in it

>>80185756
Imagine your falcon flying you across the lines of normies waiting for the penis inspection like this and you stealing their popcorn from above.

>>80196215
Well the barrel scene was mostly cut down. Bilbo killing a wolf before killing a spider was cut, the first thing he kills is the spider in mirkwood that's why his sword is named sting. The stupid legolas stuff most of the battle of five armies and significantly cut goblin town down removing the stupid wooden cart ride

>>80196215
>no Legolas
>no orcs
>definitely no orc heroes
>none of that town politics fuckery
>no le funny guy dressed as a woman
>Bard was literally just mentioned as a guy who shot Smaug with his bow

first few I can think of

>>80194862
My mind honestly forgot this scene
What the fuck...

>>80188281
I would pay for a version of the prequels without cgi, best comedy ever filmed.

>>80189973
Why the fuck is everything cgi wtf is this

>>80196460
21st cent film making for you

>>80185756

is this from the hobbit?
god damn how i hate this spastic kino action scenes.

>>80196022
>In order to shoot the dwarves and a large Gandalf, we couldn't be in the same set. All I had for company was 13 photographs of the dwarves on top of stands with little lights - whoever's talking flashes up
>Pretending you're with 13 other people when you're on your own, it stretches your technical ability to the absolute limits
>I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, 'This is not why I became an actor'. Unfortunately the microphone was on and the whole studio heard

>>80186017
Blame videogames.

>>80196538
I don't care how little prepration Jackson had, what the actual fuck how does this get filmed

>>80196577
>unfortunately
that was very fortunate
based gandalf

>>80189956

can someone explain this to me?

>>80188145
And The Room is a perfect rendition of the events as told by the warped perspective of Tommy.

>>80185879
>"I was basketman."
>he was the mastermind of the whole spy operation
Deepest lore

>>80196671

this cant be the final rendering

>>80185756
What?

>>80196671
>when you skip work because you're hungover and you have to render a scene on your home pc, but the producers still approve it

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What was his endgame?

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>>80189956
I'm pitching the entire studio crew just being paper cut outs on sticks, Ian just doing the voices for them, he was the mastermind behind all of this. There never was a Peter Jackson.

>>80195512
To be fair, most of the Legolas bullshit came out during/after the battle of Helm's Deep, where he skateboarded down a flight of stairs using an orc shield or something, while also shooting orcs with his bow at pin-point accuracy.

Fellowship was fine in that regard, even if it had other bullshit, like making it so Frodo is the one to figure out the door's riddle because the audience has to be reassured that this is an American version, where the protagonist is always the special snowflake who figures stuff out literal demi-gods can't. (In the books, Gandalf had to sit down for a minute and think, but it was him who figured out the password. Really the only reason it even came up, was so that there can be a short breather for the characters to talk and assess the situation.)

>>80196803
to salvage what at the time looked like a canned project with imminent cancellation by creating a new black adder style comedy. Then it got released it as The hobbit anyway and his effort was for naught.

>>80185756
oh no

was that in one of the Hobbit movies and I just supressed it?

>>80196803

Became Jar Jar Binks of the Middle-earth

>All this shitty CG
Am I watching The Walking Dead?

>>80195254
Why do you think it's sad?

>>80196840
Ian actually trolled the set out of costume holding the hobbit going "That wasn't in the book."

So yes... he IS responsible for a lot of shit in the movies.

>>80196941
because all the soul of moviemaking feels absent in that photo, and also knowing of Ian Mckellen's breakdown informs that further as well

>>80196538
but the coin was already putting its full weight on the lever

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>>80189973
Fucking garbage

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WELL AT LEAST IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING NIGGERS

>>80196397
>My mind honestly forgot this scene
Because it's from the extended edition, dumbass.

the arrow deflecting ballistas was kinda cool

>>80196993
What is this soul of moviemaking and why do you think it's absent?

>old faggot gets sad about having to act boo hoo :((
That's really just him being retarded and sentimental, that shouldn't be sad for you.

>>80196538

WHY IS EVERYTHING GLOWING

>>80192754
Psychic...

>>80197204
nah, you're just emotionally closed off

>>80189953
Thank fuck I never saw these films in theaters or I would've laughed myself to death.

>>80196671

>The cloth falls before the enormous heavy metal beam that holds it up

wat

>>80188483
The masketta man?

>>80197313
What's so emotionally draining for you about having to act without other actors being in the scene? Do you think acting out a monologue is fucking sad? What's wrong with you?

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>>80188281
>this is what modern acting looks like

POST CHOCOLATE GOLD HOBBIT

>>80195318
Basketman? Didn't that fat dwarf do the basketman at the side of the river when he was being attacked by cartoon orcs?

>>80194862
Why didn't the orc just start punching the goddamn shit out of the dwarf? Good fucking grief Jackson, you should've kept your dignity.

>>80197187
And they didn't get into the theater cut

>>80196803
To get shoved down a troll's throat and die while crossdressing.

>>80196538
Kek, that fucking stunt double at the end who only steps backwards but you can tell by his body movement that he's about 40 years younger than Ian McKellen.

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>>80197352
go watch the appendix making of lotr and realize just how much passion and work went into those flms and then compare it to the "revert to greenscreen at every opportunity" crap that is the hobbit and maybe you'll understand

>>80185756

Seen LoTR (and was a huge fanboy back in the day, kind of stopped caring since then) but never seen Hobbit (only parts of the first movie). But now these hate threads make me want to watch the Hobbit trilogy just for a giggle with a few beers. Or is it so bad that I won't even enjoy it as unintentional comedy?

>>80197322
Oh god, watching it again and paying attention to this makes it even more fucking unbelievable

>>80188483
did he made those holes with his teeth or what the fuck?

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How can orks lose a battle, when they have fucking trolls on your side? just give them armour and move them to the most dangerous directions to break the spirit of tiny humans. They also had some kind of worms, so they could get inside the mountain and the city directly. Then orks also had some fucking monsters from Silent hill and some bats and shit.

>>80197444
No, you won't enjoy it. As a hardcore Tolkien nerd who read the Silmarillion for fun, the Hobbit trilogy is just straight up painful

>>80197444
It's just dull.

>>80188145
then why wasn't bilbo present most of the time?

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE CHARGING ARMOURED TROLLS DIE AT 1:16 FOR NO FUCKING REASON?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHHrPA80j7E

>>80197442
I already watched them and don't realize how this is sad in comparison. Try to actually express yourself and explain why you think that, like a person who's more intelligent than the animal in your picture. And again, do you think acting out a monologue is sad?

>>80197473
that scene in Return of the King when the Olog-Hai break down the gates of Minas Tirith is fucking terrifying. even Gandalf, who was steadfast and confident a minute before, has this look on his face that basically spells out "yeah, we're fucked"

then in the hobbit movies they're just bigger cannon fodder because nothing is taken seriously >>80197572

>>80197572
Thorin shouted "SUPER COCK!" and they instantly became cripplingly self aware of the fact that the orcs castrated them, which led them to lose the will to live.

>>80188459
WTF I THOUGHT HE WAS STANDING ON REAL ORCS

>>80197572
???????

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>>80197352
Well, I know a lazy unemployed neet with no hobbies aside from shitposting and jerking-off would hardly understand, but imagine for a moment that you had a job or just something that you really enjoyed, that you could consider your calling, that you mastered over the years, and it felt rewarding, and you were surrounded by like-minded people who shared your passion for this thing. But then one day you find yourself trying to do it again and realize that the whole field has changed so drastically you don't even understand what it's about anymore. About the only thing you understand is that it's not something you had fallen in love with so long ago... Isn't it tragic? 'The world has changed', and has left you behind, and since it's no fantasy novel and you're not an elf or a maia, there isn't even a Valinor to fuck off to while giving this brave new world a finger.

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>>80196022

>>80191742
>magic of modern movie making

Go to bed Hackson

>>80197747
Want to make this 100 times worse?
Listen to this while you slowly go through the pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw

>>80197726
So what's sad for you is that McKellen is an idiot? Interesting. It's also interesting how you project your pathetic life onto others.

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>>80197747

Haven't lol'd like this in a while

Thanks lads

>>80197588
why are you being so autistic about this, I don't have to spell out everything do I? Well maybe I do. Mckellen was part in making the original trilogy. He's now doing the continuation, and it not even living up slightly to the originals is sad. There's nothing technical here that can be spelled out. It just is sad.

>>80188281
absolutely kino. george lucas is a master.

>>80197788
No, the one projecting is you, autist who can't understand having feelings about the work you do and how you do it.

>>80197572
>manlets

>>80197572
That quadruple amputee troll/whatever the fuck was cooool, same they had to waste it on this rubbish

>>80197805
kill yourself

>>80197850
>stand right here, other actor stands far behind you, you can't look at him or interact with him in any way, we'll be telling you exactly where to look and what to do to make it convincing
OH MY GOD THE SOUL OF MOVIEMAKING

>stand right here, other actor will be shot separately, you can't look at him or interact with him in any way, we'll be telling you exactly where to look and what to do to make it convincing
SAD! TRAGIC! BREAKS MY HEART!

If you think people calling you out when you say stupid shit is autistic, you're probably on the wrong website.

>>80185756
Hobbit 4 when?

>>80198005
>le tough internet guy
>caps

kek

>>80198005
>that caps
kek something bad happened to day anon?

>>80198005
>autism

>>80193181
>i have this great idea for the battle

>>80191772
>Maple Films Edit
neat never heard of it

>>80197046
no, its centre of mass still fell from when it was upright

it's still fucking stupid but just saying

>>80197884
>this photo is sad, the soul of moviemaking is absent from it!
>why
>I can't explain why this picture is sad for me in any way, I guess I just feel sad because the 75 year old McKellen is upset for silly sentimental reasons in some other picture :'((((

A worthless braindead shit like you calling other people autistic is the height of irony.

>>80197076
Is this a fucking joke?

>>80198304
>>I can't explain

He did though, it's you who's being apendantic little turbo autist and stiring shit for reason.

But keep that though guy persona up, it's entertaining

>>80197076
>>80198342

And people shit on Hackson. Jesus Christ, video games were a mistake

>>80197076
I'm not even white, but this is fucking stupid. I'm pretty sure Negroids don't exist in Middle Earth.

>black male white female
lmao.

>>80198304
>I just feel sad because the 75 year old McKellen is upset for silly sentimental reasons
Exactly. Because I don't lack empathy like you. And don't have the arrogance to off-handedly judge other people's reasons for being sad as 'silly'. While your reasoning comes off as perfectly fitting the textbook definitions for autism and sociopathy: you have trouble understanding others' emotions and chose to ridicule and resent what you don't understand.

>>80191742
>filming schedule

That's not the reasoning behind it.

On LOTR they just used forced perspective to do scenes with Gandalf and the Hobbits

But forced perspective doesn't work when filming in 3D, so for the Hobbit, Ian had to do many of his Gandalf scenes separately on a greenscreen and then be slotted in to give the impression he's towering over everybody

>>80189953
why does he thrust his junk into the orc's face?

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>>80197076
>those comments

My fucking sides.

>>80189953
>armor covered entirely in spikes so you are an orcish wreckingball
>some elf fag just jumped across a collapsing bridge in bullet time and is now jumping crotch first into my spike laden armor
>his 90 lb frame wraps around my 300 lb frame and tossed my ass off the bridge in my spikey armor
>the fucker had a knife in his hand for some reason, never once tries to stab me

They cut so much out from the final release but they kept this garbage in...

>>80195512
Legolas has some bullshit in the later movies where he shield surfs and climbs an oliphaunt, but the way it's put in the movie it's kind of comedic in it's absurdity

in the hobbit movies it's not funny, it's just bad

>>80188145
>for his young nephew

Weird, Frodo didn't seem like a spastic interested only in footage of Legolas and interspecies erotica.

>>80198304
could you autist finally stop posting, please?

>>80197076
It actually did.
Background people in laketown included both negroes and asians.

>>80189953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY_2ABINVg

>>80198688
Blacks yeah, But I don't remember any Asians there. Got a pic?

the scene just seemed to dumb. I didn't even notice it on my first watch. The scene happens so quickly that it almost seems pointless to put it in the movie.

>>80197187
No, that was absolutely retarded.

>>80189973
>cgi horse
>viggo is spinning in his grave

>>80189693
>>80189895
the reason that one worked is because the movie acknowledges the absurdity with Gimli afterwards going
>"That still only counts as one!"

>>80198725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NrppuKK0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NrppuKK0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfkcI8dhfsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NwKeKnCX98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NwKeKnCX98

>>80193782
The first three LotR movies are actually good though, the massive battles are fucking fantastic

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>>80198729
The woman to the right looks kinda asian

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>>80198729

>>80196671
why do the support beams take so long to fall down

>>80197076
Oh my fucking God. Why is it always niggers?

>sir we want to put more diverse casting in this sequel. we have a large variety of other races to use, such as elves, dwarves, hobbits, orcs, uruks, goblins, spectres, you name it. What should we use?
>a black male

>>80188145
WTF I love the Hobbit now!

>>80189953
remember the entire theatre laughing at this scene

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>>80193181
>form a wall of spikes and shields
>enemy too stupid to use arrows
>charges at us like monkeys
>all as planed
>now lets throw our soldiers right before they clash with the wall

elven tactics

>>80193920
Nobody here is going to get that ancient meme, not even on /a/

>>80194862
Christopher Tolkien is a cuck who lived in his father's shadow

>spending your life going through your dad's rubbish to try find some "unreleased" stories

>>80199066
when I was a kid I aimed to become a writer

the way you write a story is that you garble up a lot of vomit and then start polishing it; few stray from this format

so he's definitely just going through junk tolkien never wished published

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>>80197076
Okay, black Gondorian aside, I looked up the gameplay trailer and oh my fucking god.
This thing has Dragons.

Are you guys ready for the inevitable boss battle in this game or the next where you fight the One Dragon, to Rule Them All?

>>80198243
Not him, but no, you're just retarded.

>>80193782
>I've never watched any of the lotr movies
What are you doing on /tv/?

>>80193782
These are almost all from The Hobbit movies, including the one to which you replied. The LotR movies were pretty good, especially Two Towers. It was Return of the King when Jackson got full-blown CGI lunacy.

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>>80198607
lol what a cuck

Why is the best part of the LOTR books the comfy appendices?

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>>80198613
Why would you stab an orc before throwing him off a bridge?

>>80199243
>telling faggots to stup shoehorning niggers into things
>"cuck"
???!?

>>80185879

Jackson is looking dangerously close to JUST territory there.

>>80199226
No because the first game was boring so I'm not buying this one.

>>80199478
He always looked JUSTed it's part of his charm

>>80197255
this. the first time I saw these I thought they were form a shitty rip

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>>80195540
youre welcome?

>>80199037
Psst, /a/ has Geass nostalgia threads daily hyping up for R3, newfag.

>>80200457
Ok, you can leave now subhuman

>>80199066
>>80199192
So much THIS. Those autists who cite inconsistent crap from Christopher's finds, proclaim it more canon than things from LoTR and Silm, and call everyone who disagrees 'wikischolars', are so pathetic and deluded. Even Silm is already suspect, as it's part Christophercore.

>>80197046
It gained some momentum from the decreased potential energy, so it exerted a larger force when it hit face down

>>80199411
>shoehorning
>one person

Is gondor even explicitly described as exclusively white?

>>80201500
>>80201500
>>shoehorning
>>one person
Yes, quantity doesn't matter. If you think it does you don't know what shoehorning means. Also yes, niggers do not exist in Middle Earth. Neither do Asians, Spics, Injuns, Kebabs, Jews, Islanders, or whatever other non-white group of humans you can think of.

Go read the books you fucking secondary.

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>>80185879
>yfw Jackson destroyed the Hobbit movies because he was denied an Oscar for Basketman

>>80188145
Wtf I love the hobbit now

>>80199411
It's fine to say "keep niggers out". It's just that cuckold phrased it in such a cucky concern troll way that made it hilarious.

>>80188924
My fucking stupid ass friend was fucking laughing so goddamn hard at this and I was fucking cringing and he's one of these fantasy faggots who dates women that have short hair and glasses Aaagh make it stop

>>80197572
>arrows
>coming from above

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>Go north. Find the Dunedain. There’s a young ranger amongst them. You should meet him. His father Arathorn was a good friend. His son might grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself. Legolas! Your mother loved you.

>>80185756
legolas ultrakill
ledolas Rrrraaammmpage

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>>80203608
>Go North, by which I mean West because there's fuck all North of here but more dragons and then more fuck all and then snow, find the Dunedain, who I know you're intimately familiar with because we both remember the entire history of mankind. There is a ranger among them, you should meet him, he's ten years old so he's still living in Rivendell. His father Arathorn was a big guy, for me, which you know already, his son may be a big guy, for you. He will be known in a little shitburg town you'll never visit as Strider, I'm not telling you his real name but it rhymes with Arathorn and he's the only ten year old human in Rivendell, probably. Legolas, your mother loved you, which of course you know because you spent thousands of years together and as we're empathic elves I don't think we're capable of not loving our children, but maybe in AD&D or Warhammer or something we'll look like assholes.

>>80193181
kill stealing

>>80188916
The droid attack on the wookies

>>80203631
fucking classic

>>80189955
i laughed at this but then i rewatched the scene and Legolas literally like raises one eyebrow and looks at the camera, so basically the same thing.

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>>80189973
>that fucking water
LITERALLY A FLAT TEXTURE ON A 2D PLANE

>>80198976
http://thegrio.com/2013/09/27/nielsen-report-confirms-blacks-watch-more-tv-than-any-other-group/

Black people like mindless consumerism.

>>80197282
Christopher Lee died already, anon...

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>>80197076
>>80198976

>"It is I, the dark lord Sauron"
>*Black man smirks*
>"Ayo, there's only one dark lord here, and you can Saur ON these nuts"

>>80188281
the dude at 0:32

kek

>>80188483
>le Dreamworks face

>>80189953
RUULES OF NATUUUUUURE

>>80188145
Wtf? I hate the hobbit now

ITT faux elitist circlejerk themselves over their """"superior"""" filmmaking sensibilities

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Lets remember good peter jackson

>>80188281
P E R F O R M A N C E
A R T

>>80188281
LMFAOOOOOO
and peol complaing about hobbit greenscreen
omg starfags btfo destryed and analy raped

>>80191744
this movies was bretty good while hobbit was shit amiright you dipshit?

>>80203217
>fucking stupid ass friend
>fucking laughing so goddamn hard
>fucking cringing
>Aaagh
underage b&

>>80205503
>LMFAOOOOOO
go back to where ever you came from

>>80195782
cant wait this happening

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>>80188281
LMFAO! HOLY SHIT THIS IS TRASH TIER

>>80189973
Which dinasty warriors map is this?

>>80188459
>>80188483
>Welcome home honey, how was your day at work?
>Well...

>>80199246
My man! The timeline of the war between orcs and dwarves.

>>80197572
>Thwip sound effect

the film is dumb but I think that's suggesting they get hit by arrows.

>>80206564
Then why didn't they shoot them before?

And don't say Thorin's arrival gave them the courage to fight back.

>>80206638
I don't know, like I said the film is dumb.

But I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the reason they die.

>>80202176
Not in the Middle Earth of the books.

This is a game based on those books, it doesn't have to follow them to the letter.

I think getting upset because a black guy is in a Middle-Earth game makes it seem like you don't have much else to worry about in life.

>>80201500
He's saying stop shoehorning them in, if you were to look at popular culture as a whole

Anyone else remember being so excited for the Hobbit?
>sweet they are going to make a Hobbit movie
>wow, apparently they are going to make TWO movies ... It's a short book, but I guess maybe it could work
>THREE movies what the fuck this is going to suck so hard
And it did

>>80206991
of course you don't care about anything, you're a worthless consumer drone who's perfectly happy to eat whatever shit they put in your plate

>>80207414
Not even interested in buying the game, haven't played video games in a while now.

I'm saying that I don't understand being upset about it. An adaption makes changes to the source material, so what? It's a video game adaption, it's not gonna kill anyone.

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>>80189955
I think you may have went too far in a few places with this meme.

>>80207694
don't be so edgy, anon. you're scaring the children