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A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

>>80170371
CRUSTY JUGGLERS

>>80170263
>master of the citadel, scenes shared with samwell
so I guess he's the new Jon snow parents investigator?

>>80171056
If the leaks are true Gilly is the one who finds Rhaegar's annulment

>>80171056
He'll cure Jorah's greyscale too

Reminder Sandor will be the end of Ramsey because of the whole symbolism with dogs and how Ramsey likes dogs.

>>80170263
So the "Sam finds greyscale cure in an old book" leak 100% confirmed.

>>80171426
Lads strikes again.

What will denialfags come up with next

Lads was even right about the healing maester being the one to tell Sam not to bother.

And kek, Broadbent says he'll be there for 5 episodes, Sam leaves in episode 5 according to the leaks, Lads CONFIRMED AGAIN

Reminder the cure for Greyscale is going to be similar to how the COTF made the Others. with obsidian through the heart.

Reminder we've been waiting 6 seasons for winter to come and they will ruin even the simplest thing like weather.

>>80171667
and their reasoning for pushing the season back was so they could get the harsher weather and darker days kek

Reminder that we've been waiting 20+ years and 6 seasons for Jonerys and we still have to wait till the finale for the fucking

Reminder Daenerys will be depressed and will go fully mad because dragon she previously chained dies.

Reminder Varys switched Ned's bones and he's alive and well somewhere and that Lyanna gave birth to twins. Aegon and Jon.

Rise bitches

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ded thread

>>80171667
Apparently Jaime sees it snowing when he is leaving Kingslanding. Which is stupid they should have done him noticing it is winter when he was in the riverlands like in the books. They even did that story last season and they are waiting for six episodes remaining to make winter come to the south.

Does Jon really have a small dick or is it just small by Mr. Giantsbane's standards because he is hung? I can't imagine Jon is anywhere near as big as Daario. Book Drogo is probably huge but Jason is Asian so he is def small.
What I am getting at is will Dany give Jon sph when they fuck?

>>80174876
It's just by Tormund's standards. Ygritte definitely never complained

>will Dany give Jon sph when they fuck?

No

>>80175709
>Ygritte definitely never complained
because Jon was her pussylicking boy.
don't need a huge dick to lick her cunt.

she was probably getting fucked on teh side by a real man. Jon was just cleaning her up.

>>80175987
>because Jon was her pussylicking boy.

He didn't eat her out until that cave, but he was fucking her raw multiple times a day in that camp

>>80176127
They hadn't had sex before the cave, hence her undressing and saying she wanted him to see the 'real' her

>>80176362
In the books they did.

>>80176375
fair play

>>80176489
>>80176375
Glad you two came to an understanding.

oh my god theres still denial fags, going see see!!! This wasnt in the leaks so they're all wrong!

>>80170263
Literally who?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>80177388
kys yourself

Gendrick

>>80177371
Just laugh at them like everyone else who's sane does

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>>80177573
>Just laugh at them like everyone else who's sane does
oh i am. Its unbelieveably pathetic at this point. Like what the fuck is there to care about or lose anymore? Like just except that the show is a pos and will continue to do the dumbest shit. Problem solved.

>>80173751
What is dead may never die

This girl on this facebook ASOIAF group thinks Bloodraven is a servant of God and Egg and Rhaegar were sacrificed by God to birth Dany and Jon to save the world from evil. By God I mean like the Christian God.

ahahahahahahhahaa

She read all the books too

>>80171093
Is it actually confirmed that Jon will be revealed as a legit targ?

>>80179149
Yes. Sam and Bran find out, his name and Rhaegar and Lyanna's marriage.

SanSan confirmed for S8.

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@80179988
You don't deserve a (you)

>>80180057
the levels of self-insert as so painfully obvious

>>80171248

did you not watch last season?

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

Friendly reminder that 0 (zero) pages have been written for TWOW

>>80180616
Same reason he let his father do whatever and ran off with a Stark girl and caused a war that destroyed his house.
Because he's the biggest retard in ASOIAF.

>>80180488

nice dubs.

also, agree completely.


"y does no one lyke me?"

"because you're a disgusting fat weirdo who likes to write stories about women getting cut up by sadists."

"oh."

>>80180057
Samwell Tarly is a fucking wimp though.

>>80180057
Didn't Sam just fucking leave Gilly and her baby standing in some lobby with nowhere to live?

Devoted my ass.

>>80180766
>leaving her in the lobby for 5 fucking minutes is bad

Get a fucking tampon faggot

>>80170371
There's no ugly people, only poor people.

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*teleports behind you*

>>80181122
The guy literally says she can't stay there and Sam smiles at her and leaves.

What am I supposed to think?

>>80181782
He says she can't follow him inside, she's able to stay in the lobby m8

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i went to this tonight and met him, but now i have a restraining order pending. wat do?

>>80182937
wow bong genes + puberty really did run a number on him

>>80183033
That's a nice meme you got there

>>80182937
what did you do?

>page 9

>>80183330
legally im not at liberty to say

Drogerys OTP

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who are some characters that genuinely didn't deserve any of the shit that happened to them?

>>80186054
she was mean to arya tho

>>80186054
who

>>80186054
>teases another little girl when she's a little girl
>is forced to perform sexual acts on dogs
justice is served
>>80186160
jeyne poole, salsa stole her storyline in the show

>>80186208
>tfw ywn see jeyne poole with the dogs on the show

>>80186054
Patchface

Shireen

Hodor

Night King

>>80184895
drogo or drogon?

>>80055577
True to my word, I'm back, after having watched all of their videos, that there are two theories that don't hold up.
1, Stannis knows of the wars to come against the children of the forest, and thus he's orchestrated this expansive master plan to recruit the wildlings.

This theory is just too far fetched. They rely on Stannis's autistic following of the law to explain much of his actions, but then conveniently ignore all the of the law breaking required to actually execute such a plan.

When they're absent information, they often fill in the gaps with a baseless idea. Because the result of the baseless idea, happens to conveniently fit their theory.

And 2, The whole "Old Nan is Rohanne Webber" thing makes even less sense. Ironically, this theory is far less complex, and yet Stannis colluding with Mance sounds more believable. I really don't know how they pulled this one out their asses.

The "Catelyn Stark sucks" videos are pretty funny though.

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>he's so autistic he's following up on his own post from 4 days ago
>and he believes N+A=J

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>>80186054

>>80170371
watched this movie the other day and laughed like an idiot at that line. broadbent is the best in that flick

>>80170263
CRUSTY JUGGLERS

>>80187675
i dunno man climbing around a massive ancient castle unsupervised seems like some pretty irresponsible behaviour for a 7 y/o

>>80187826
bran was a god tier climber who never fell

not his fault jaime is a degenerate pervert

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>>80176375
>>80176489
>>80176659

>>80186054
All of them

>>80187652
It's almost like the archive was implemented for a reason. Hmmmm. Really makes you think.

How young do you have to be, to never have known a forum with threads that last longer than a day?
And how sad is your life, that you post in /got/, and yet you try to eek out a tiny bit of self esteem, by putting others down?

People are quick to call "shill", but when someone goes out of their way to offer a fair and unbiased opinion, no one bothers to recognize that.

>>80187903
the following characters all had it coming

jaime
theon
sansa
catelyn
robb
joffrey
ramsay
jon
lyanna
roose
lysa
waif
high sparrow
locke
olly
selyse
etc tertiary characters
the catspaw

>>80188092
So ... all of them?

>he doesn't realize /got/ threads now regularly last over 24 hours, even reaching 3 days now during offseason so he's retarded for bringing up experience with threads lasting longer than a day here
>he calls me sad for calling him autistic, on /got/, on 4chan
>still claims not to be a shill

LOL

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>>80188092
mummy did not deserve this
gurm is cruel

>>80188146
Why are you passively aggressively posting without replying to my posts? I'm mean, let's level with each other. We're both on 4chan, we're both on /tv/, and we're both on /got/. So that far we are on a equal field. The disparity comes in, when you attempt to criticize others for being autistic, as though you're above it.

I mean, I can tell when you replied to me, that it wasn't your first reply in the thread, since the IP counter didn't go up. So don't pretend like you were just happening across my post. You're in the pit, same as me. So drop the holier than thou act.

Archives were created for the purpose of reference. I referenced my old post, in order to back up the claim that I would give my honest impression, be it positive or negative.

Now, you could continue to pick apart my posts, and
>ad
>hominem
>harder
But that doesn't really add anything to the topic at hand. It's just pointless shitposting. I've actually come here to talk about GOT and/or ASOIAF. No lob retarded insults back and forth.

>>80187590
drogon.

drogo is dark-skinned. interracial relationships are wrong.

>>80188487
There's levels and variations of autism m8, you'd know that if you weren't a newfag.

For example, there's tripfag autism, there's bradamante autism, there's jonautist autism, jonfag, stannisfag, sansafag, early threadfags, etc.

>But that doesn't really add anything to the topic at hand.
>muh serious discussion about my shill theories

lol no

>>80188443
daww I want to snuggle with her in bed all day long

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GRRM here.

debate me?

>>80188754
b-before she was a zombie, right?

>>80188734
>Muh meta thread discussion, where we talk thread personalities instead of the actual topic.
lol, no.

>Following up on a topic from a few days ago is autistic, even though I remember the conversation, and followed along perfectly well.
lol, no.

>I'm above any of the tripfags or [character]fags, because I'm just a neutral off topic shitposter.
lol, no.

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>>80188764
Prince of what? And what does heir mean? - D&D

>>80188764
fuck off gurm

>>80188837
Did newfag learn to parrot?

AAAWWW so cute

>>80188903
Says the anon using one of the oldest forms of mockery known to man.

Get better material.

>>80188948
I'll get better material when you quit shilling

>>80189019
I like how you don't even address the accusations made about you.
You won't acknowledge you want for meta discussion, or your recollection of the discussion days ago, or how autistic you are.

You ignored that. And for what? So you can continue your autistic meta thread discussion from days ago.

>>80188771
after
before she was a zombie everyone liked her...

now she must feel so alone. even her followers kinda thinks poorly of her like they're not doing justice anymore and shit.

I would make her feel beautiful.
I would make her feel loved like she deserves.
I would show her there's more to life than vengeance and hate.

>>80189121
Why would I address anything from a newfag shill, I also disregard your entire post about your shill theories and the evidence for and against it, what's your point?

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>>80189264
My point is that at least everyone else has a reason to be here. Tripfags, as annoying as they can be, actually talk about the show.
Characterfags, ans retardedly fanboyish as they are, actually talk about the show.
Me? As much of a patsy as I might come across to you, actually wished to talk about the show.

But what about you? Why are you here? As far as I can tell, it's to avoid any topic relating to the actual show, instead opting to talk about tripfags, characterfags, and shills. What I'm trying to say is: you're the saddest poster in the thread right now. A man with nothing better to do, than to try and make himself feel better, by shitting on other game of throne nerds.

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>>80188764
sansafags/d&d on the left
truth and facts on the right

>>80189458
I talk about, post and discuss things here frequently, just not your shill shit

>>80188764
>>80189550
>truth and facts on the right

But Bran isn't heir to winterfell.
Robb named someone in his will.
It was probably Jon, it might have been Cat, it might have been some distant relative, we don't really know, but what we DO know is that it wasn't Bran. Why would he write a will to name Bran heir? Bran was already the next in line.

You make a will to put someone else in his stead.

>>80189586
Doubtful. You can't even say "I talk about the show". You say "I talk about thing".

In any case, you're shitposting here and now. What's your excuse?
How retarded is it to opt out of discussion, based on the source of the topic, and not the topic itself.

>>80189658
sorry do you have the exact wording of the will? do you have secret insight the rest of us dont that bran wouldn't still override whoever he named as heir since the will was written on false pretenses? no you dont, so facts are still facts as they stand

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>>80189658
>But Bran isn't heir to winterfell.

No matter who he wrote in the will, Bran is still the heir. He didn't disinherit Bran like he probably did Sansa. He assumed Bran was dead. The fact that the will was written under the assumption that Bran (and Rickon) were dead is not irrelevant.

trust me, I'm GRRM

>>80189679
You don't believe me, fine. And cause

1. I don't care about your theories

2. It's fun

3. It bumps the thread and this place is usually dead as fuck by this time

>>80189797
What if because Jon is legitimized, he's in front of Bran in succession if you go strictly by age? And what if because Bran is 11, he needs a regent and his legitimized half-brother who he loves fits the bill?

>>80189847
I knew it. I was just waiting for the lame "it bumps the thread" excuse. Same excuse every shitposter falls back on, when they run out of ways to rationalize being a shitposter.

How can you claim to be above "early thread posters", when you're actively trying to keep the thread alive through shitposting? You are truly the saddest poster of the thread.

>>80189885
Theres no standard rule on where legitimized bastards fall in the line of succession. But Bran's place in the line of succession is pretty objectively clear and if he wanted it, he'd have the best claim to it. Especially when it turns out Jon isn't even Ned's son.

>>80189914
>equates early thread making cause someone wants to be OP to keeping a thread deep in the offseason from archiving

U wot?

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>>80188146
i didnt read any of these posts but i know you guys are being autistic

>>80189950
>Jon isn't even Ned's son.

Which won't be for a while. Bran doesn't know it in the books and Sam isn't gonna learn that from a convenient marriage certificate that shouldn't even fucking exist in Westeros.

In the meantime you have a 15 year old who got raised alongside Robb and learned the same things, who's legitimized and has led men, even if he is an oathbreaking fucktard. Or an 11 year old cripple who's been on the run for the last year and who needs advisors anyway and would normally need a regent on account of age

>>80180703
>list of certified white walker slaying O.G.'s
Jon Snow
Samwell Tarly

>list of pussy-ass faggots
Everybody else.

>>80190006
Oh, you meant *those* kinds of early thread posters. My mistake. I thought you mean people who simply post early in the thread.

You're still worst than them. Because the amount of shitposting you have contributed to the thread, exceeds the amount of posts they ignore before making a new thread. So You're effectively killing more of the thread than they do, just to serve your agenda of meta discussion.

>>80190066
Here's the dilemma though. I've never been diagnosed as autistic, or even on the spectrum. And I know real autistics love to claim that only a doctor can diagnose such a thing. So by giving me the title of autism, I can just as easily give it back to you. OR, you can claim that you were only joking, because only a doctor could diagnose autism. In which case, outs you as autistic.

So... what's your move?

>>80190077
>Or an 11 year old cripple who's been on the run for the last year and who needs advisors anyway and would normally need a regent on account of age
you mean who was already lord of winterfell, who was well loved by all of his people, and who has godlike powers

this game is fucking pointless, the fact is, bran is the heir apparent

>>80190177
Are you talking to yourself?

>>80189550
aren't both sides saying the exact same thing?... i dont get it

>>80190195
No. Believe it or not, someone is actually so upset that I'm discussing a "shill" theory, that they've decided they needed to tell me how autistic I am. And how he's superior, because he shitposts for the benefit of the thread.

>>80190228
Your conversation is so vague and filled with lobbing random insults back and forth that it reads like one person having a mental breakdown.

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hi

>>80190250
I can see that. Maybe we are like two parts of the same hive mind, fighting each other?

>>80190177
>So You're effectively killing more of the thread than they do

A crippled /got/ is better than an archived one. And this shitposting is nowhere NEAR as bad as it can really get or as much as you think it is.

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>>80190469
The thread has been going fine the last few days.
And no... artificially sustaining threads is not better. That's how you allow cancer to cultivate.
And no... You(he?) were not shitposting because of some noble cause. You were just selfishly lobbing insults without a care. And now you feel the need to excuse your action.

>>80190567
The last thread died and a couple more have died in the last 2 weeks not to mention the last few months.

M8, I've been shitposting for months and not shitposting for months, and so have others, where's the cancer?

I didn't say it was a noble cause or the primary intent, I even said that the fact it's fun places higher than bumping the thread, the bump is a fringe benefit. I could just put sage in the options for each post but nah.

>>80171906
Lyanna gave birth to Young Griff and Allyria 'Dayne'.
Jon is Neds true born and the Tully shits are bastard scum.

>>80190647
is this what jonfags actually believe?

>>80190656
>>80190656
It's what greenhand shills believe

>>80190656
no jon fags believe him to be targaryen and azor ahai

>>80190670
order of the green hand is the new preston

>>80190623
The last thread died after a lot of posts. People naturally ran out of things to discuss, so it died a natural death. That doesn't make it unhealthy. It ran it's natural course.
Only a newfag would assume that generals are the natural state of threads.

But I'm happy that you've admitted to being a shitposter. This whole line of discussion has been nothing but you shitposting. had you honestly cared about the life of the thread, then you'd entertain theory discussion. Rather than shitposting with meta discussion.

>>80190670
No I don't. I'm the so called "shill" this thread, and I'm not convinced of that at all. They made a wild logically leap, and then tried to catch it on the other side of the chasm, with all these coincidental information about an unrelated character.

>>80179081
Blood raven is misunderstood. he isn't perfect but he isn't evil either. he fucked up when he killed the exiled blackfyre when he sent word he wanted to parley and discuss his claim. He pretty much lured him to westeros and killed him and egg wasn't happy with this at all.
He was going to have Brynden executed but he was sent to the wall.

People confuse bloodraven with the three eyed crow which are completely different entities. the crow represents the great other. when blood raven communicates via vision he appears as a great talking weirwood tree. not a crow.

he sought out the children and when he was using the magic of the weirwood they had him in long enough to have it's roots drain his blood and grow through him so he became trapped.

the only thing he could do from there is acquire as much information as he could and find someone who he could enlighten with all that he has learnt.
he does just that. lures bran, teaches him how to properly use the magic of the tree, and then gives him an overload of all the information he has acquired while trapped.

So which podcast or youtube theorist do you guys believe most ? Or just enjoy for that matter.

History of westeros, Preston, order of the green, radio westeros, davos fingers or someone else.

I think preston is on the money with some of his hive mind stuff and that all the magic is telekinetic/telepathic powers.

That said the order of the green hand bring up more ideas that people might commonly miss like the the three eyed crow not being blood raven.

>>80188092
Glad that Jaqen is spared.

>>80191042
imo preston's at his worst when he's going on trying to explain the magic shit. he draws may too much from grrm's other works and it drags on quite a bit without really getting to anything that interesting.
on the other hand his purely in-universe political analysis videos are pretty good. that frey civil war one was pure kino

>>80191042
Agreed. Preston because he picks up on things influenced from georges other stories with teke and hivemind etc. and the powers of the hivemind gaining the powers of those that join it.

I like green hand because it's refreshing to the standard theories and they go into great detail and aren't just throwing around claims without any basis to them.

>>80191042
is History of Westeros, Radio Wsteros, and Davos Fingers any good? What do they touch on?

>>80190066
I kinda liked those conversation and bickering.

>>80190859
Brilliant plan my enemy has trapped me and is draining my powers to use against humanity. lets get a super physic kid to come to me and all my enemies, what could go wrong.

>>80190177
This, this is the reason why i love 4chan and /TV/ in general.

>>80191131
History/radio of westeros do detailed studies of diffrent charectors and events each episodes, davos fingers is a chapter by chapter analysis.

They are all in a podcast format and history is probably the best of them.

Its gonna be a bumpy riiide!
Bump the dump!

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you didn't think I'd just let /got/ die, did you?

>>80192157
Fucking niggers!

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>>80173751
fuck arya

sansa "the mind trick queen" stark is the only thing that matters

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>>80188764
>>80189550
>facts

yeah about these facts...

>>80189797
>>80189885

There is also the very important point that Bran might not be able to fuck, thus being unable to further the family line.

Of course, it is unknown, but it might be the case, and Rob probably would take that into account.

What's gonna happen in the TWOW prologue?

>>80191201
the crow is invested in bran learning to use the magic of the trees and acquiring bloodravens knowledge. why I don't know but bran will clearly be influeced by the crow considering the crow gave him second life. which means he has a purpose for the great other.

jojen was dying of greywater fever when the crow gave him second life. his job was to get bran to the children and blood raven and when he succeeded and fulfilled his purpose he was killed.

>>80192478
>twow
>happen
l o l

>>80193886
well apparently gurm confirmed that Jeyne Westerling will be in it. Just wondering what /got/ thinks the fat man might be planning, if by some chance he actually has written something.
Is she preggo?

season 8 episode 4 outline

https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/03/07/Season-8-Espisode-4-Outline

I choose violence.

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bump

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I dont thimk i would read twow if Gurm sucked my ass and jacked me off with passion

>>80193994
please read my blog

>>80196187
Same. Nothing he writes will be as good as the show. I mean, it's a good series. I've read it. But the show pretty much makes the books obsolete. Because it's in full detail.

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>>80196512

>>80189683
Yeah you're right, Robb probably wrote a will ( and GRRM wrote a 'drama' scene between Robb and Catelyn ) just to say "Hi guys Robb here, I just wanted to confirm that Bran is my little brother and succession laws in westeros means he rules Winterfell after me. Also the sky is blue, snow is white, 2+2=4 hmmm what other obvious things should I write in this very important will?".

>>80189797
Robb has ZERO reason to believe Bran isn't dead. So it's highly unlikely that he wrote something about it in his will.

Why would he? Do you think he wrote something about Eddard as well, I mean in both cases he only got a raven telling him the news, why would he believe eddard's death but not Bran's?

There's no reason for Robb to mention anything about Bran/Rickon death in the will. And if he didn't, then whoever he named heir is heir regardless of their status.

Well if the Stark ever take the north back anyway. Robb was King in the north. His word is(was) law.

If he named Jon ( or whoever else ) heir, and Bran push a claim, there's no better way than to start yet another war. Althought I fail to see who would really care that much about Bran to support his claim against Jon (assuming that's who Robb named).

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Hello my dear fans!

Do you want know the release date of TWOW? Do you?

But first, does 4chan still loves me and my books?

>>80197593
Hey man, do you. No rush. I plan to pick it up when it comes out. but just take your time.

>>80197593
noone cares about you shity books faggot, well get the rest of the story from the tv show, kys

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>>80197660
Thanks a lot son, your words means a lot to me. Anyway the release date is this year (2017)

Keep my fans updated.

>>80193994
absolute garbage lmao

>>80197269
Do you not understand what the term false pretenses mean? Not that I expect intelligence from simpleton jontards

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Going to marry Eleanor.

>>80198293
winds of winter will be a massive disappointment considering the tv show has surpassed the books.

people want a dream of spring, not your fucking winds of winter shit.

>>80198364
She's a lovely girl, anon. When's the date?

>>80198400
i dont think twow will have anything to do with the show
we've known jon was rhaegar's son for decades now. Jon hooking up to dany too, it was obvious just from reading AGOT.
MAYBE I'll keep an eye up for the battle of ice and if stannnis do burn shireen up, but for everything else, I think GRRM will do his own version, not even broad-strokes-ly related to Jew&Jew material.

>>80198511
I'll get back to you on that.

>>80198523
Jon is Ashara and Ned's son.

>>80198595
I see. So, how did you propose?

>>80198634
I followed her for about a week, when I finally got up the nerve to say hello I threw the ring at her face, shouted "MARRY ME FROG" then ran away as soon as she made eye contact.
I didn't hear her reply so there's a 50/50 shot she said yes.

>>80198604
HURR DURR PURR

>>80198604
this

>>80198713
"purr" is a new one.

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>>80197817
Listen you ungrateful angry little bitch, a lot of people cares about my masterpieces.

Also the books are way better and superior than the cheap fanfiction tv show!

And dont you never ever make me mad again!

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>>80198400
Winds of Winter will be the ultimate masterpiece ever! TWOW will be much better than season 6, you will see.

I'm also busy with writing ADOS, which I will release in 2021 or 2022 at best.

Please people have faith and patience, you will not be disappointed. Please stop cursing, my wife doesnt like cursing and bad language.

>>80199433
fuck your bitch hag of a wife

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>>80199726
FUCK YOU

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>>80199726
...!!!
Not My Wife!

>>80198335
Do you not understand how ultimately irrelevant false pretenses are unless robb specifically wrote "UNLESS MY BROTHER IS ALIVE AGAINST WHAT I FALSELY BELIEVE"?

Robb can write a will and name Hotpie his heir if he feels like it.
He could do it EVEN if bran was confirmed alive. Which he isn't (confirmed). In fact he's presumed dead with no reason to doubt it.

And yeah, if Bran comes back there might be people who go "Well this invalidate Robb's will!"...
Then others will do "No, it doesn't" and that's how you get 10 thousand people killed.

Bottom line is, unless Robb wrote something about bran in his will, Bran is out.
And why would he have? He thinks he's dead.
Just like he thinks Eddard is dead and I'm sure he didn't write "Well unless my father is alive and the raven I got was lying to me!".

You think it's different because you're the reader and you know bran is alive, but for Robb, Bran and Eddard are equally dead.

He won't make a "What if..." for Eddard in his will, and he won't make one for Bran.

>>80198364
he's kinda cute, eleanor's usually a girl name tho.

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>>80199221

>>80200096
if he were to choose a successor and bran was alive both would have enough claim and when not coming to a conclusion war would occur though blood would most likely triumph in regards to support

>>80198335
>false pretenses
Guess they'll take this case to the supreme court and their lawyers will demonstrate how false pretenses can invalidate a contract?

Their case will be held right after the Sansa Stark vs Ramsay Bolton, marital rape case #179578.

Westerosi laws =/= 2017 laws. Do you even fucking know how things work in asoiaf? Eddard sentence Gregor to die on the word on some random peasant with for only argument "He's very tall!".
Robert/Cersei commands a random wolf killed for the presumed crime of a different wolf.

And these are the 'good guys', it's even worse with the the current evil/retarded rulers.

No one gives a fuck about false pretenses, and the sure as fuck won't do any semantics over the true essence of a contract/someone's words under false beliefs.

If it's brought up it's not gonna be debated over it's gonna be solved the same way everything is solved in westeros, by the sword.

>>80200253
>blood would most likely triumph in regards to support
If Jon was also legitimized in the will, he would have pretty much 100% of the support.

I agree that if he wasn't Bran would have it tho. But Robb would've been seriously retarded to name Jon heir but not legitimize him.

>>80200394
>But Robb would've been seriously retarded to name Jon heir but not legitimize him.

What would happen if that was the case, would Jon be the founder of House Snow? And they'd find new names for bastards?

Reminder that George had Bran think about legitimizing Laurence Snow, giving him the Hornwood lands and name because the current Lord/Lady couldn't breed, and how he reminded Bran of Jon, so Bran will step aside and let Jon be king. Don't believe me, just watch

t. George

>>80200096
Bran wasn't disinhereted you moron, the will was written under the pretense that he's dead, there's nothing in the will saying he's no longer the heir either. Fucking mongoloids

>>80200298
You're a god damn idiot, the point is that the will isn't the end all be all and bran is still the heir apparent because he's not fucking dead. The books themselves are on my side

It's another bran arguing post?

>>80202190
Bran doesn't have to be disinherited if Robb names someone else heir.

ROBB WAS KING HIS WORD IS LAW. He doesn't need to follow the rule of succession, he could name Moonboy heir EVEN IF BRAN WAS ALIVE if he felt like it.

>>80202242
heir apparent means nothing against the will of the king.

The books aren't on your side, in fact the books will almost certainly prove to be against you because its a fucking Chekhov's Will, it wasn't written just to be forgotten. It will be in play.

>>80202840
Jontards, everyone

Are you done splerging? Yes, he would have to be explicitly disinherited, in bran were alive and he wanted to name moonboy his heir, he'd surely write "moonboy is my heir ahead of bran and Rickon" or something to that effect, so as not to cause confusion and war you idiot, not everyone is as dumb as you

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/our girl/

>>80202960
Ok, answer me this : What will happen with the will in the books - shall we ever get them.

a) It'll never be brought up again.
b) It will be brought up and whoever was named will be king.
c) It'll be brought up and thrown in the fire because Bran is alive. Jon supporters will be ok with this.
d) It'll be brought up and thrown in the fire because Bran is alive. Jon supporters will go to war against Bran's.

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Why is Jorah called "the Andal", when he is a northerner?

>>80203431
why is Andal even a title ?

>>80203431
The same reason why every European Crusader was called a "Frank" or every British soldier an "Englishman."

>>80203431
because the essosi are generally retarded

>>80203431
he's called the andal by dothrakis.

for dothrakis all of westeros is probably andals because andals went there to conquer it.

JONSA

>>80188092
shitpost

>>80180538
the books retard

>>80190157
He only did that once,
he's still a coward.

>>80190157
Meera killed one too.

>>80190157
Jon Snu is a very average fighter in the books.
If he kills one in the books as well then we can assume that it's just the sword and any decent fighter could kill one.

Quaithe to Dany: "Beware the perfumed seneschal"

rip Varys?

>>80207480
seneschal doesn't fit varys at all, that'd be reaching as fuck.

>>80207480
>D&D didn't show Dany meeting Varys so they could avoid the whole trying to kill her story in Season 1
>just cuts to Varys already with her on the boat

>>80207325
>Jon Snow is an average fighter
>he was better than Robb
>Robb somehow survived multiple battles

Was Robb one of those bitches that stays behind or was he only fighting peasants?

>>80207613
>hurr durr d&d are such hacks

Tyrion explained everything to her about Varys you idiot

>>80207801
>this is the audience D&D cater to now

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>>80198364
the frog eater is mine

>>80190157
MEERA, sexist

>>80207841
TYRION: It’s not impossible that Varys was right about you after all.

DAENERYS: Varys? King Robert’s spy master?

TYRION: Yes. He was the one who convinced me to come find you. He was my travelling companion before Ser Jorah seized that role for himself.

DAENERYS: Jorah sent my secrets to Varys. For 20 years the spider oversaw the campaign to find and kill me.

TYRION: He did what he had to do to survive. He did a lot of other things that he didn’t have to do. I suspect he’s the main reason you weren’t slaughtered in your crib.

DAENERYS: But you trust him?

TYRION: Yes, oddly. He might be the only person in the world that I trust. Besides my brother.

>>80207637
>Was Robb one of those bitches that stays behind

Well yeah. I'm not sure if that was GRRM's intent (maybe because Robb is kinda young) but Robb is pretty much the biggest pussy among the leaders in the story.

Remember the Whispering Woods? When the battle was won, Jaime tried to ride to Robb but he didn't even get there because he was not just behind the lines, but also behind his personal guards ( of which Jaime killed 2 ).
And the battle was WON at this point. And Robb was still hiding.

Compare that to Tywin ( not exactly the avatar of reckless bravery either ), at the battle happening at the same time as the WW, once the northern troops are rooting, he leads the reserve to finish them.

Sure it was pretty much over at this piont and itw as mostly about taking prisoners and butchering woundeds and shit, but he still commited himself.

Robb never did.
And they were against a ridiculously small force as well. They never say the exact numbers but it was just a few hundreds.

>>80208494
look at this nerd lmao

>>80207891
Would you still want her if she had a dick?
would that make her better or worse?

>>80186054
Theon.

Nobody deserves to be tortured to the point of mind break and have their dick cut off. No one. I don't care what he did. Torture is unacceptable under any circumstance.

>>80191042
History of Westeros is probably the least tinfoil one that isn't total garbage.

Preston is too good for ASOIAF. The version of the story in his videos is 10x better than the reality.

Order of the Green Hand are creative but their theories are 100x shakier than anything from Preston. Their entire theory about the order of the green hand was based on Osha saying Mance was an outsider (she said that because he was raised by the Watch, somehow OotGH missed that)

The three-eyed crow is Bloodraven. It's confirmed in a video by Elio and Linda. They talk about asking GRRM about the three-eyed crow being Brynden Rivers and how early he knew he was going to be in the story etc. I guess you could tell yourself that GRRM flat out lied to them but that's pretty desperate.

>>80208892
inb4 /pol/ calls you a cuck and tries to justify torture because their authoritarian manchild president wants to torture people

>>80208892
Well, there's an argument to be made about having the punishment fit the crime... But Theon is a fucking asshole/monster.

At some point it's hard to care much, especially when other people who are 100% innocent suffer as well in the story.

I mean he participated in killing boys ( who might or might not have been his - not that it really matters it's horrible either way ), he betrayed his best friend because muh daddy issues no one likes me ( yes, ROBB did. No Greyjoy likes you tho and capturing winterfell didn't change that ).

Is it enough to deserve what happened to him?
No.
but it's something. Others have done nothing and were killed, tortured, forced to fuck dogs, and so on.

>>80208694
it would make her a man you goofball

how do you have children with a man?

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>>80209094
BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

I am with her too, my epic friend

>>80209336
Trump is Joffrey, Hillary is Cersei, Bernie is the High Sparrow. I don't want any of them to be the fucking president.

Why isn't there an autistic balding military genius with a flaming sword in politics?

>>80209470
based cuck bro

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>>80186054
All individuals pictured

>>80210363
Bran is the only person still alive in this picture

Thanks D&D

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>>80198364
>>80207891
post inappropriate ellies

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>>80211143

>>80210363
>told not to climb
>climb

deserved desu

you're welcome for the future 100 posts of triggered brantards

>>80211143
if it's so wrong why does it feel so good?

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>>80211143
yea yeah

>>80211428
Doesn't bother me when you imply you don't even agree with it yourself desu

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>>80210363
Bran will prove once and for all that everyone gets exactly what they deserve, when he goes back in time and causes it by being a lil punk

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Official teaser poster

http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-7-official-teaser-poster-debuts/

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>>80211143

>>80212249
Exciting

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>>80212157
But more importantly, he'd be the most important character in the story by far, so it's a net win

>>80212249
>ice and fire
>this is the season Dany and Jon meet and fuck
>and the season the dragons and Walkers meet

It rhymes

>>80212249
wow it's nothing

>>80212249
Why are the comments on WOTW always so painfully embarrassing

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sheeit thread saving bump

fukka gurm

Remember Stannis?

>>80214965
Yeah and the show died with him.

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bump

>stannisfags still exist

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>>80179210
ah, so this is how marriage works in westeros now.

>>80215403
>Stannis
>dead

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New calendar art desu lads

http://grrm.livejournal.com/524863.html?utm_source=twsharing&utm_medium=social

>>80218255
Yarra looks buff

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>>80214965
i member

Deader than Aegon

>>80170263
8 x 5 outline

https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/03/08/Season-8-Episode-5-War-For-The-Dawn

>>80221130
>everyone, go to my website

Fuck off

>>80170263
Oh wow, another side character that will get 15 minutes of screentime. So exciting.

>>80208893
I think he really might be lying about the three eyed crow thing, the series has a pretty heavy focus on ravens as messengers, as signs of the seasons changing, as hosts for bran and the cof and all the ravens that flock to the castle with the dead wyr wood tree.

Ravens seem to be an important part of the story and crows or what they symbolise might also play an important role given that they are in the tile of one of the books.

>>80221297
not my website you fucking dildo, besides they're pretty much lads leaks

>>80222218
agreed. the crow and raven are different. though tv show will merge them. they were going to merge the lord of light and the many faced god. when arya first meets jaqen he is talking about making offerings to the red god

>>80222219
Why bother linking to some faggot's fanfic about season 8?

Or if it's about season 7, why not link to the leaks and episode breakdown on reddit and not some faggot's website?

>>80222219
>season 8 episode 4

> Jon takes Bran to the Weirwood Tree
> Bran shows Jon the tower of joy
> Jon cries when he see's his mother
> You can audibly hear Lyanna say "His Name is Jaehaerys/Aegon"


jontards are genuinely worthless subhumans

>>80222453
1. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/01/30/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-7-Episode-1-Spoilers

2. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/01/Game-Of-Thrones-Spoilers-Season-7-Episode-2

3. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/04/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-7-Episode-3

4. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/10/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-7-Episode-4-Spoilers

5. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/14/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-7-Episode-5

6. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/17/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-7-Episode-6

7. https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/20/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-Episode-7-Part-1-DragonPit

https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/02/24/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-7-Episode-7-Part-2-The-North

>>80223331
>links to shill website instead of singular thread on reddit that has all the leaks, gives a breakdown by episode, or the other thread that summarizes that what happens to each character

Fuck off shill

>>80223479
>shilling for reddit
christ i hate this general

>>80223660
>shilling for a website made by a redditfag who frequently posts to and links his website on reddit

WEW

>>80223723
not even my website you fucking fedora

>>80223757
Sure it's not faggot

there is no thread on all of 4chan that talks about reddit more than you fucking idiots do

>>80223802
you're a special kind of retard

>>80223841
so have you never seen a rick and morty thread on /tv/ or what

>>80223844
You're a special kind of faggot.

You're either the faggot who made the website, or some pathetic faggot that just really likes fanfic and shilling it

>>80202960
The other anon is completely right your just shit posting to incite him but don't try to pretend your on some high pedestal or that your right without actually bringing any counters for his points.

>>80223960
you have jewish tier autism

>>80224054
>he does it for free

>>80224050
were you mad you didnt get a response earlier or are you just this desperate to bump the thread

>>80224074
Completely different guy. But it's okay anon I'll hug you if it'll make you feel better.

>>80224121
take your meds autist the conversation ended hours ago, have you been fuming about this all day or something

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>>80223479
>>80223660
>>80223723
>>80223802
>>80223844
>>80223960
>>80224050
>>80224054
>>80224067
You are both what is wrong with this general. Quiet down.

>>80224202
The general just got about 50 times worse thanks to you posting that picture

>>80224147
This threads been up for two days a few hours is not that much within the threads life span. Honestly I can reply to whatever post I feel like just because you can't defend a point on the internet does'nt mean you need to get all pissy with me :^)

>>80224238
>i can reply to whoever i wanna reply to, bully!

>>80224263
>look at me I can use buzzwords
>I can't form an argument
How's middle school treating you? :^)

>>80224284
>he doesnt know what 'buzzwords' means

>>80224302
>he hurt my feelings
>I'll just keep memeing that'll work

>>80224333
projecting rather hard for someone who just unironically whined about someone telling you youre an idiot for trying to start up shit again after nobody replied to you for 10 hours

>>80224368
Still too fucking dense to realize that more than few people post in these threads. This butt mad that I replied to a comment I just happened to read because the posts themselves were pitiful. Didn't even directly insult you. So really goes to show how pety you are when someone questions your intelligence on the internet on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

Really makes me think

:^)

we /bran/ general now

>>80224459
stop begging for (you)s

>>80224475
Branposting really did die out huh?

I haven't seen a "thank you uncle benjen" post in what feels like months

>>80224505
>ctrl+f bran
>58 results

>>80224483
Kay :^)

>>80224540
Bran being mentioned doesn't mean it's branposting, especially when there was discussion itt about who's heir.

I'm also talking about them also posting a lot of pics of young Bran and how "cute" he is/was.

>>80224540
Holy shit, you're right. What the fuck happened? That's averaging about 1 bran every 5 posts.

>>80224571
all the waifuposters will come back during the onseason

>>80224589
A lot of those Brans are in the same posts, for example >>80189658 mentions Bran 4 times, and >>80189797 mentions him 5 times, means nothing

>>80224639
damn who cares

>>80224639
You sound like a Bran poster.

>>80224686
BranBranBranBranBranBranBranBranBranBran

>>80224686
I'm not, just pointing out that there's a lot of mentions of Bran only because there was a big discussion that invoked his name a lot

>>80224711
this is the kind of quality content that keeps me coming back to /got/

>>80224717
>I'm only mentioning all the bran mentions from bran posters posting bran.
Huh... Really makes you think. I'm just kidding.

>>80170263
Anyone have the teaser leak?

Modern day Brandon Stark shitposting

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>>80224219

>>80224721
New thread when?

>>80226013
when we get to the bump limit ill make one i guess

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>>80226013
What's going on here?
Also missed me?!

>>80226027
You make one, you sure?

do girls like jonsa?

new bread >>80226081